Anyone else catch how right after Shane explains that people use their eyes to look at things they value, Gardini turns his head around and looks directly into the camera to show he values the audience watching? Made me smile. What a bro!
"High Spirits dude. Key of G minor, 432hz. See it on the insignia. Rainbow moonstone, with the exact ripple 432 makes on water or sand" I have come to truly love Matt
I bought me a native flute after seeing Matt’s, played it for my mother in law as she left this world just a couple weeks ago. Kind of a strange story to share but it’s true af.
They could make insane money doing one podcast a month. For those three, that level of commitment to talking for an hour at a specific time would be a bit much to ask. Gillis and Hyde doing a sketch show would be amazing, and Mullen could write schizo scripts/bits in a dark room somewhere. I understand typing any of this is *** and I'm ok with that.
This show is on fire. I look forward to it every week. Peak savant silliness. gonna have to support the dawgz on patreon, I normally don't pay for anything but this may be the exception
"Although you can get a nice fat and tired lady nice and comfortable, get a blanket on her some TV and she will *put that snail on you, dude."* - General Matt McCusker
Literally turned on the pod and put it in my pocket and barely listened. Half way through I see the cowboy hat and it’s almost like Shane is now at his highest level of swag.
Anyone else catch how right after Shane explains that people use their eyes to look at things they value, Gardini turns his head around and looks directly into the camera to show he values the audience watching? Made me smile. What a bro!
Good catch. Shit is nice
Throw the time stamp I wanna see this legend move
6:15 c’mon you can’t be that adhd not to sit and pay attention
@@rocknepoovey4381 I listen to them at work and gaming I don’t stare at the screen the whole time. Appreciate that time stamp tho homie
Guard dawg is a super star
"Justin sneaks into your house in black face in the middle of the night and he's like whoa this isn't what you think" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Once again we assemble the Dawgs to rejoice in giggles
Whats up dawgs
Teeehehehehe
Giggling Dawgs
Hazzah and tehe
@@Toquer88 Rhythmic dawgs
The calm that rushes over me every time I hear that Wild West intro...the day can officially begin.
that shit really do be like drugs
Well put brother. This shits like a antidepressant when you don’t have medical insurance lmao small businesses rule…
Matt the cop
Pure nostalgia and peace
I'm so dumb I literally just responded with the same thing
As a Canadian dawg you guys are spot on I kept looking over my shoulder while Matt was doing his accent. Shane looks like bologna hinchcliffe
I like pretending Gardini's chair is his jeans. It morphs him into a mgoodboy
That is so damn funny. That’s all I see now. Well done, sir.
Can't unsee it lol
With the hiiiiigh wasted j's like a fat Starbucks barista
That thick rectangular wagon
Boi is THICC
"High Spirits dude. Key of G minor, 432hz. See it on the insignia. Rainbow moonstone, with the exact ripple 432 makes on water or sand" I have come to truly love Matt
Every time gard dawg turns around i think hes gonna say something directly to me
I thought they were Spud's intros
Lost in the gaze of the lens
Came to MSSP for shane, but I stay for Matt. The greatest duo since outkast
Matts def andre 3000
Matt definitely would make a fire ass flute album. 432 hz of shaman flute magic coursing through your patriot veins.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Okay, now ladies (Yeah?)
I bought me a native flute after seeing Matt’s, played it for my mother in law as she left this world just a couple weeks ago. Kind of a strange story to share but it’s true af.
R.I.P. B.B.G.
@jaderadar Hella game brah..
I bought one to and have been blessing south GA
🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Apprentice Shaman
Thanks gardog... Normally I don't want you to look at me and you know that but it's good to know that you value me
6:15 nothing makes me happier than knowing we're gardinis value system
appreciated young king
Shane in a cowboy hat is just what this day needs!! All praise to paimon
hail him!
look to the north and you will find him
Hail him 👹🔥
Real talk I didn't even notice he had had on until you said something
@@thomasmitchell4128 at first I thought Garth Brooks got downs and high jacked the cast then I realized it's just Shaner in a stetson.
As a Canadian, Matt and Shane described us perfectly.
The accent slowly devolves into Bubbles as it goes on
@ponds andlakes they did an earlier episode about the skidoo incident.
must shit-can *all* those WEF lackeys (World Economic Forum)
As a fellow Canadian. Saskatchewan I concur
world-wide WEF shit-canning
i spend 7 days a week refreshing youtube waiting for these dawgs to post
These intros are always so good
theyre wiki wild
As a former aggressive rollerblader, I like to think it’s Matt bustin that sweet 180
Nah they're cringe. Only old boomers think rap is cool
@@MightyMerlin1 I’m literally 22
@@mikecastrataro I'm figuratively 19 and I think rap is *dope*
Nobody dares blame you for looking at Mikhaila Peterson's milkers. Even his father.
it's a biological imperative, you better buck up buck-o and look at those cans
Jordan Peterson "I...I can't do it."
Freudian glance
Well you definitely don’t want to look at MP’s clown face, at least she has some chestacles
Garddog presenting his salami cracker to the camera was my favorite part
Guard dog going absolutely nuts with the intros. Hope my man gets a nice Christmas bonus this year
Holy shit busch is a dawg🤝 ayup
@@introvertchachi644 brother 🤝
shane chillin with sam hyde and nick mullen…need to be a fly on the wall for that hang out
How about you put that snail on them
@@ngonzales3781 i meant to say snail on the wall
Sam Hyde? kids tarded
@@jasoncaldwell0613 And Nick Mullen & Shane are 200 IQ geniuses. Propa smooth brain ya got lad!
Oh yeah also my darkskin Tomboy gf’s sanity would be sick too
Where is the Shane Gillis, Nick Mullen, Sam Hyde, & Nick Rochefort podcast?!
Matt is optimal Matt this cast. Love the history chat. Shane knows his stuff sooo well.
Shane's looking real patriotic in that hat!
That young bull could pass for a texas shit kicker any day!!🤣
Gotta get me one of them patriotic hats.
Matt will soon get a $3.62 bill in the mail with screen shots of this intro.
Yeesss!!
Gillis, Mullen, and Hyde together - would pay out the nose for that content.
They could make insane money doing one podcast a month. For those three, that level of commitment to talking for an hour at a specific time would be a bit much to ask. Gillis and Hyde doing a sketch show would be amazing, and Mullen could write schizo scripts/bits in a dark room somewhere. I understand typing any of this is *** and I'm ok with that.
Gay
@@carlosallison8955 super gay but right on brother
@@carlosallison8955 gay but true
@@bannydrown5465 @C Davis I know, it's why I added it at the end of me typing that.
the first minute of this is editing gold
WILD WILD
WEST
The Canadian / Jordan Peterson voice kills me every time. 🤣
Yo the shaman keeps the flute on him at all times, Matt's a legend.
This counts as going to Church
God damn I can't wait for the Sam Hyde, Nick Rochefort, Nick Mullen, and Shane Gillis cast or whatever it is.
If they all guested on Rogan for a comedy blowout, like Shane when he went on with Normand etc, the internet would explode 😆
thatss actually a crazy combination and im glad they informed shane that he was redacted
Quite the komidy klan
THE DEATHSQUAD- Norm Macdonald
I cannot stress enough how much blood rushes to my teenis when I see these dawgz posted a new epi
Gard dawg's intros are getting insane! 10/10
12:52 neeeed that Mulldog/Hyde ep. #imgay
Finally, the bull has become the cowboy.
The cowbull
Everytime Garddawg turns to look into the camera, I get butterflies
*butterflies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ my english sucks
Nothing makes me fuckin happier than seeing the notification that the skis have graced us with new content. Praise the Bull and the Shaman.
14:40
Yo, McCusker, if this Canadian voice bit isn't in your act yet, hit that shit up. Shits fire.
Matt just effortlessly cracks me up
*Matt* : “I got a feminine archetype”
*Shane* : “yeah HEHEHEHEHEHEHE”
This show is on fire. I look forward to it every week. Peak savant silliness. gonna have to support the dawgz on patreon, I normally don't pay for anything but this may be the exception
It’s worth it tbh the bois get rowdy on there
Holy hair cut mat. What a slick fella
Gard Dawg is gonna bring down that backboard.
The Charcuterie Slammer.
I’ve listened since the early eps and I don’t know of another pod that has been so consistently funny. God bless the DAWGS
This is seriously hands down, the funniest fuckin podcast out there.
Matt just documenting felonies in the beginning 😂😂😂
The best pod in the game BB
Dude I was getting all Gutfeld without the boys
Shane in a hat is funnier than most comedians. Wait -- all comedians.
The dawgs never fail to make me laugh holy shit these guys complement each other well
I'll tell you what, Shane's hat is putting me in danger of doin 80 years!
#ImpureThoughts #MuhDawg #GillyIsANiceBoy
If you ain't first your last, DAWGz
that easy pass bit is hilarious
this one is in my all time casts... the canadian impressions have me rolling on the floor
You know I'm boutta get loose and bucc wild.
wile tf out bro
Matt is 100% getting like 10 pictures of his license plate from ez pass
Shane you killed it in provi
The Canadian talking is so bloody funny 😂👍
We need atleast 2 a week boys
When I joined the army in 05 it was still “don’t ask don’t tell”
Little did they know I was getting Eiffel Towered by dudes every weekend 💪
Billy ?
Lmao!! 😂🇺🇸
Does that make you a 2 man APC?
We are going to lose WW3 because of this
@@MightyMerlin1 nah, it’ll be the woke bs that ruins it.. guys have been touching each other’s wieners for time eternal
Thin Red Line is GOAT status
Seeing a charcuterie board with these two. Hilarious. Keep it up boys.
Doorbell for pizza rings. No more nuts meats and cheese
Best birthday gift I could ask for 🎂 thanks boys 🍻
Happy birthday dawg
@@Mr.PepeSilvia Appreciate it man🍻
Another year closer to death. Congrats bro🤣🤣 jk but really.. happy birthday 👊
Happy birthday Clarkies
happy bday my dawg may gardini bless you with an over the shoulder look and wiki wild clap.
I don't have an EZ pass, I have a hard pass because I go hard.
"Although you can get a nice fat and tired lady nice and comfortable, get a blanket on her some TV and she will *put that snail on you, dude."*
- General Matt McCusker
I love how Matt's Canadian impression is basically just Mrs. Doubtfire 😂
Gotta love tech guys over the shoulder-are we still rolling?-checks every once in a while. Good employee choice!
1:01:15 Matt and Shane's excellent adventure
Dong horn leg horn is peak 😂 3:00
You guys are my all time favorite podcast just want to tell you I love you guys🔥
G'Dini lookin like hes 400 lbs in that chair
Shane saying he’d look like Foghorn Leghorn naked with boots and a hat made me cackle.
@ 54:38 you get to see a full boogie pick/roll/flick 😂😂
Shane’s upside down finger glasses kill me every time
wicky wicky wild
Shane looking like an auctioneer's bodyguard in that cowboy hat
41:52 “yo just for research purposes” lmao
Shane - "doooommmmmiiiiinnnooooossss"
LEEEEEETTS GO THE SKI’S DROPPED
"not as hard as you can, obviously, cause you'd split her in half" makes me laugh everytime
Even in the hard times (WW3) the dawgz keep giving
shoutout the dawgs shoutout the truckers
23:28 The JR impression is tremendous.
Easily the best intros in the podcast world
Gard-dogs eyes stalk me in my nightmares
You guys should make your own Pelaton coaching video with slappers like "Wild Wild West", and "Dragula".
Shane been playing red dead redemption 🤣🤣
I know gardini tickles himself creating these top tier intros
Always thought they had a slipknot poster on their wall in between matt and shane lmao
“Cryptopsy cover?! What” was my moment back when
All hail Shockwave
not sure if i watched this one so come back to it eventually
Matt saying Jordan Peterson might carry a knife is just hilarious
shout out gard dogg for the extra "wild wild west" claps, top tier bit
Sick haircut cuskies!
Matt’s been crushing it since getting back on stage
gardawg getting in trouble every episode is great
gard dog values us so much, always looking back at us
When is Sam dropping the cast he did with yall
I’m a certified sound hound
Literally turned on the pod and put it in my pocket and barely listened. Half way through I see the cowboy hat and it’s almost like Shane is now at his highest level of swag.
The Peloton segment had me dying