@@Pinedirt_ two ostensibly male villagers did... something... while one of them stared down Danny while emitting hearts, and then a child appeared. There's no telling how this "family" was really started, only that the child is an abomination!
villager: *trying to sleep after a long day of being harassed* danny: *yelling at him for something he didn't do* ugh dude stop trying to die its so annoying bro like dont die
pog juice is so big in hawai'i,, i never rlly considered the possibility that it might not b popular in other places hdhdhs i used 2 love that stupid little yellow fuzzball of a mascot sm as a kid. i looked it up on wikipedia cos i was curious n apparently his official name is "the poglodyte" im fuckin crying
why is no one talking about how the whole sequence with the villager escaping to the ravine was the funniest shit ever. I was dying he ran so fast to dark caves for what???
I always loved Drippy. At the very least he should live in a pasture at home instead some random village, but Danny would probably make a “Drippy Hole” next to the Cow Hole and Villager Cellar, so maybe it’s for the best. I hope the villagers appreciate our boy
Be careful with the beds though, if there’s not enough room around it they can get stuck in a wall after they wake up and die. One time I lost like a half of my villagers this way....
Thanks for all the support! Honestly, I don't think I did very well. Online school and learning has completely destroyed my work ethic. But hey, I got one over with, and I just have two more to go. Thanks again for the support! I love you all
@@grimothy1184 You can't easily without a computer. And sometimes I can't watch the stream and I want to watch it later. Its not absolutely necessary but if feel that it is more comfortable and I don't feel like it's annoying.
@@Hylian_SK I mean you *can* watch the stream after it's done, danny keeps the videos on his twitch obviously they are like 2.5 hours long each so i understand if that's not for everyone lmfao -i do it a lot tho- As for the chat, i don't mind it at all, but they can often get VERY political so i can see why danny might not want to put that on his yt
SHH 🤫 that's the gamer equivalent of athletes using steroids... It's cheat mode! *Deny the allegations and delete the evidence, Danny!* If Twitch finds out you can kiss your partnership goodbye. (...Maybe they'll give it to Kurtis though.)
yee!! both the juice n the game originated from my home island. however,, pog juice was never sold w/ juice bottles that came with milk cap thingies attached lol. i think it was a marketing thing done by the company, but the caps were never directly attached 2 the juice. it's usually sold in plastic jugs or cartons (i'm talking abt how the original pog company sells it.) i just remember other kids playing 4 keeps in order 2 get new caps (that's how it got banned in my school.)
one of the things i love about danny and his minecraft playthrough is that he doesnt do it only for the money, but he playes because he finds it fun, which really brings the magic to it
Different topic but talking about him talking about the pog juice makes this episode even more poggers, words cannot describe how pog that is. It's so amazing man
On this one server, I was really interested in trading and stuff so we made a little house with SO many beds and brought villagers there. Then we dropped some bread and simply let them create babies. (For those who don’t know, villagers only make more babies when there are unclaimed beds/more beds than villagers). Not only would like four iron golems spawn which helped us when pillagers came to raid our little village house but I managed to make a separate place, closer to my home, where I had like maybe 8+ different types of villagers that I would trade with. At some point I also got too tired of bringing more villagers from the main house to my trade place so I made a mini house where two villagers stayed and u would have them make a baby when I needed a new villager.
When I leveled up my first villager who had mending, the next enchantment was ALSO mending. That same game it took me literally more than 3 hours just to get protection IV TT-TT
I think some folks found it distracting, and sometimes the chat can get into intense kinda political discussions, which he probably doesn’t want to put on UA-cam in case it misrepresents his beliefs. Their Creeper music video stream for example had a LONG portion where the entire chat was debating if a certain word was a slur, if it was okay to say in certain contexts, etc. There’s also a solo stream of his where he got a ticket, and the chat was full of people fighting about police. The Jeff Bezos one started discussing capitalism for a long time too. All important issues, but maybe not the vibe he’s going for with his Minecraft posts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@gckbowers411 nah his chat fr got annoying. I was watching one of his minecraft highlights and while the chat was speedily running alone, i briefly noticed someone said the n word (and then immediately got removed lol). It doesn't matter who runs the stream; viewers can still get hella crude.
@@nomoretwitterhandles Can you not filter by keyword to blacklist all slurs? I only watched the highlights so maybe he was having to cut good material that was ruined by bad chat. It's still a shame, because the delay between what happened on screen and the chat was really funny. Danny would fall off a cliff and his pets would die and the chat would still be talking about "wow danny's doing pretty good today" for a few seconds, before a flood of NOOOOOOs trickled in. Alas.
@@richardgrayson5304 well, yes, but in the video where he becomes "pogchamp" it's bc they're literally playing pogs, a game that was played a lot in the 90s with the caps from the pog juice.
“Seduce him? No I’m not gonna seduce him”
the title: starting a family
Loki @ that damn horse
The title should have been "Villager has Stockholm's Syndrome"
💕😍😘💕
the villagers started a family not danny
@@Pinedirt_ ok redditors time for r/wooosh
@@Pinedirt_ two ostensibly male villagers did... something... while one of them stared down Danny while emitting hearts, and then a child appeared. There's no telling how this "family" was really started, only that the child is an abomination!
For those who weren’t there, he spent AT LEAST 50 minutes of the stream trying to get mending
He has become a true minecrafter
Yeah
it was so cool
And 30 chasing a villager who returned and stole his bed.
yeah he said it
When a man breaks in your dirt house, wakes you up and harasses you into becoming a librarian
So relatable, I'm still a librarian and I sell mending
Happens to me every day😞
#justvillagerthings
#relatable
@@Yowassup.179 hol up
villager: *trying to sleep after a long day of being harassed*
danny: *yelling at him for something he didn't do* ugh dude stop trying to die its so annoying bro like dont die
@Julia Smith same
@Julia Smith what can I say, Dannys just that quotable 💅
Danny took chat off-screen because everyone wanted him to bring drippy home
Wait, what happened to Drippy? Why is the chat saying that?
@@kaavyakumar1683 pretty sure he just left drippy at a desert village bc he was trying to get a villager home
he said he did it to test a different aesthetic
@@Emily-kd2zv I personally like chat being off screen in general, but also people be spamming mad annoying things
#justicefordrippy
That one cow just peeping his head through the wall to see Danny harassing these villagers
time?
@@blue-dabad33 14:17
@@taylorbankston5675 i choked I wasn't prepared for that lmao
I'm bdbddbdbndndnddbdb😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did I not even notice
“get out of bed dude, turn into a librarian” you sound just like my mother
😂
the way he got mending immediately after giving the villager bread was the serotonin i needed for tonight i dunno what to tell you
“Does he gave a sale going on? It’s like 2 for the price of 3” *he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit*
Danny's veins do not flow with blood, they flow with POG juice
PERIODT 😙💅🏻
Wow I didn't expect my comment to blow up this much thanks for all of the likes!
No bc I’m fucking crying I had no idea that pog juice existed and that is so funny holy shit I need to get some
And lacroix
I HEART POG JUICE
I love how the highlights make it seem like you just spoke the Ariana Grande “yUh” into existence. It just appeared there.
Did he not?
Kurtis burp is on dannys soundboard and I think thats hilarious -even when we're not in the baddie smp, the baddie smp is still with us
I, as well, would enjoy having a pog
lmao i read peg
@@mariel7475 oh no
Finna make one brb
Update: FORGOT TO COME BACK anyways it was 10/10
pog juice is so big in hawai'i,, i never rlly considered the possibility that it might not b popular in other places hdhdhs
i used 2 love that stupid little yellow fuzzball of a mascot sm as a kid. i looked it up on wikipedia cos i was curious n apparently his official name is "the poglodyte" im fuckin crying
@@iforgor6673 p e g j u i c e
why is no one talking about how the whole sequence with the villager escaping to the ravine was the funniest shit ever. I was dying he ran so fast to dark caves for what???
the absolute shock when he says “HeS uNdEr ThE lEcTuRn?!”
True also im about to eat dinner its gonna be pasta cant wait
@@weakw1ll woah that’s crazy, I’m eating bugles from the vending machine at work rn
@@Jack-gu3rm Oh I love bugles lol. I'm eating a quesadilla.
@@themandarin9493 my dad's making fried rice rn. Kinda pog
@@warmchai Uh, YEAH. Definitely Pog. Fried rice is the best.
The villager going into Danny's house and then laying in his bed was so goddamn funny
the "this is pog" "i agree what about u ariana" "yuh" KILLED MEHDDGEHEHS
SAME 😭
I guess he cut out the part of him adding that to his sound board lol
Time stamp?
@@injailoutsoon7289 lol idk if u still need but its at 8:44
Idk what’s so funny about it-
Danny is making babies that means he is actually a daddy now. His song was wrong he does have kids.
now he’s actually being called daddy, not by the villagers, but by his fans
“they call me a dilf
yeah i got two kids
but the way she talks to me you’d think i’d have none”
I’m gonna tell you something and you might not believe me
foreshadowing
i love how there was casually a ChrisEvans: $5.00 at the top
i remember the baddie smp steam where jeff bezos AND beyoncé donated, also josh peck showed up
@@violetscrypt i was there for that one, what a night, such baddies, baddies baddies baddies
@@violetscrypt they are such baddies even god donated
I always loved Drippy. At the very least he should live in a pasture at home instead some random village, but Danny would probably make a “Drippy Hole” next to the Cow Hole and Villager Cellar, so maybe it’s for the best. I hope the villagers appreciate our boy
Underated comment
EAT YOUR SHOE AND SOAP STOP UA-camING
But heres the thing if you told your freidn "yo im gonna play some minecraft and you said you had a "drippy hole" i would be kinda concerned
The one dislike is from Newspaper’s ghost
now there’s 2 he’s made another account
the six dislikes are from newspaper, his late, unnamed horse, and all the wandering traders he’s killed
He’s made at least 13 alts
RyCalamo commitment
The other dislikes are people still bitter about Newspaper's untimely and tragic death. RIP. Gone, but not forgotten...... Except by Danny. 😭
Danny should put a sign on his villager breeding area that says ‘Bed and Bread’.
danny's soundboard is on level with kurtis' podcast soundboard, extreme pog
Danny, the businessman: “Does he gotta sale going on right now or what? It’s like two for the price of...three.”
😂
What a great deal
Wait he’s ditching Jeff Bezos! Sad to see there relationship end
jeff bezos wasn't his father?
Their*
Rip
danny when can i stop twerking? i haven’t made any human contact in over a month.
u stop twerking, ur not truly greg
quaran-twerk
@@violetscrypt ???
Assault Stunnin i said what i said
@@violetscrypt sad twerk moment 😔
Be careful with the beds though, if there’s not enough room around it they can get stuck in a wall after they wake up and die. One time I lost like a half of my villagers this way....
Read that as one and a half and was VERY impressed how only half of a villager died
the amount of times your villagers escaped during this stream was incredibly stressful
I love how the wandering trader is the toby flenderson of minecraft
I have an AP test in 30 minutes. Just enough time to watch this
GOOD LUCKKKK
good luck !
GOOD LUCK
howd u do bestie :)
Thanks for all the support! Honestly, I don't think I did very well. Online school and learning has completely destroyed my work ethic. But hey, I got one over with, and I just have two more to go. Thanks again for the support! I love you all
A mending book for Danny would be much more useful if he didn’t lose all of his tools and armor in lava
I liked seeing the chat. It’s hilarious to see live reactions to Danny’s “pro” moves
Yeah, I want the chat back. :(
Same 💔
If you watch the stream you can just see the chat live there, not on danny's screen
@@grimothy1184 You can't easily without a computer. And sometimes I can't watch the stream and I want to watch it later. Its not absolutely necessary but if feel that it is more comfortable and I don't feel like it's annoying.
@@Hylian_SK I mean you *can* watch the stream after it's done, danny keeps the videos on his twitch
obviously they are like 2.5 hours long each so i understand if that's not for everyone lmfao -i do it a lot tho-
As for the chat, i don't mind it at all, but they can often get VERY political so i can see why danny might not want to put that on his yt
“good night sweet prince”
**buries the villager alive**
14:17 cow : Dont mind me I'm just watching a person forcing villagers to breed.
2:53 😭 the way I recognized Kurtis's burp
no wonder danny's so good today, its that pog juice
SHH 🤫 that's the gamer equivalent of athletes using steroids... It's cheat mode! *Deny the allegations and delete the evidence, Danny!* If Twitch finds out you can kiss your partnership goodbye.
(...Maybe they'll give it to Kurtis though.)
Danny when you punch a villager there trades get worse you need to zombify him and then give him a golden apple to get the best trades possible
Villager took 'get that bread, get that head, then leave' too literally
I wonder if he's doing this cuse he feels bad about killing that kid villager
Damn you took this to a new layer
Wait I totally forgot about that kid lmao
His subconscious feels guilty and is trying to make up for it
Danny, I still want a toot reveal
If we don’t get it soon I will attack
He only shares that with close family and friends tho
@@uN-KEMPt you’re right 😔
at 1 mil twitch subs smh
@@uN-KEMPt GREG IS FAMILY 😭
Two for the price of three? Wow that is a good sale.
POG juice is actually where the game "pogs" came from. They used the caps of POG juice bottles to play. Fun fact
yee!! both the juice n the game originated from my home island.
however,, pog juice was never sold w/ juice bottles that came with milk cap thingies attached lol. i think it was a marketing thing done by the company, but the caps were never directly attached 2 the juice.
it's usually sold in plastic jugs or cartons (i'm talking abt how the original pog company sells it.)
i just remember other kids playing 4 keeps in order 2 get new caps (that's how it got banned in my school.)
@@microwaav yes! the caps were hugely popular when I was little. I feel so old now omg lol
Hope he switches the fletcher back to the stick trade, it’s such an easy way to get emeralds.
Oh dear lord yes. I had a FULL set of diamond everything entirely from trading 3 fletchers and spending the emeralds with others
one of the things i love about danny and his minecraft playthrough is that he doesnt do it only for the money, but he playes because he finds it fun, which really brings the magic to it
was there in the stream and he tried to get mending for like half an hour it was insane
5:45 Danny: "Goodnight, sweet prince!" *starts burying the villager alive*
14:17 ?? THE COW CLIPPING THROUGH ?? 😭 he was really like “...ayo fam? Keep it down in there....”
Watching Danny handling villagers makes me cry every time
I thought this said “stealing a family” lol
sounds more accurate
this one hits different knowing Danny is gregnant now
Exactly what I thought
I greatly appreciate that danny cares about his animals and the villager baby's quality of life lol
Danny: *breakes the brewing stand*
"whoops hoppe that was not important"
me: :O
Different topic but talking about him talking about the pog juice makes this episode even more poggers, words cannot describe how pog that is. It's so amazing man
14:12 his fascination with other species baby’s, never fails to make me smile. It’s like child like wonder. 😅
I’m so happy this is going past him beating the dragon 🙏🙏🙏
On this one server, I was really interested in trading and stuff so we made a little house with SO many beds and brought villagers there. Then we dropped some bread and simply let them create babies. (For those who don’t know, villagers only make more babies when there are unclaimed beds/more beds than villagers). Not only would like four iron golems spawn which helped us when pillagers came to raid our little village house but I managed to make a separate place, closer to my home, where I had like maybe 8+ different types of villagers that I would trade with. At some point I also got too tired of bringing more villagers from the main house to my trade place so I made a mini house where two villagers stayed and u would have them make a baby when I needed a new villager.
"BROO ABSOLUTELY NOT"
Lmfao i laughed so hard.
The villager really had a kid and went back to the village to 'get some milk'
Someone needs to tell Danny about Fletching tables and stick trades.
we tried, all stream we tried lol
This is the only series I'm always early to
If you're looking for celebrities with positive reinforcement you should put the "good job Danny" from that _Tac-Light_
19:16 when someone asks you your favorite 100 gecs song
Danny's villagers are acting up
When you punch him his prices go up
He has learned that lesson
A few times already
Am I obsessed with Danny playing minecraft?Yes.
Do I feel guilty?Heck no,its interesting.
"I'm feeling generous, I'll give you one window."
i love your and kurtis minecraft playthroughs so much! thanks for uploading :)
This video make me laugh so hard I straight up cried. Thanks Danny, its been a hard week and I really needed that
14:17 the cow just watching from the wall 😭
When I leveled up my first villager who had mending, the next enchantment was ALSO mending. That same game it took me literally more than 3 hours just to get protection IV TT-TT
“Your new adventure is raising your NOOOOOOOOOOOO” IM DYING
i watched the whole stream & let me just say i am so grateful you cut down the hour of breaking the lectern repeatedly
the way danny clicks is so violent it sounds like me when my computer wont start
Best series on yt
god danny's villager hut thing being right on the edge of a cliff is so stressful
Danny: show me what you got
The Villager: better give me rot
Once you get an elytra, make sure to put mending on it
This ^^^^ and make fireworks to fly! :D
I was so lucky to be here during the stream, but I’m watching this again! Great content as always
Why did you get rid of the chat. I was always entertained by waiting for the first chat message to scroll through once something terrible happens.
@@Kedamohno Lies
It’s so much better without it. The chat was distracting and obnoxious.
I think some folks found it distracting, and sometimes the chat can get into intense kinda political discussions, which he probably doesn’t want to put on UA-cam in case it misrepresents his beliefs. Their Creeper music video stream for example had a LONG portion where the entire chat was debating if a certain word was a slur, if it was okay to say in certain contexts, etc. There’s also a solo stream of his where he got a ticket, and the chat was full of people fighting about police. The Jeff Bezos one started discussing capitalism for a long time too. All important issues, but maybe not the vibe he’s going for with his Minecraft posts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@gckbowers411 nah his chat fr got annoying. I was watching one of his minecraft highlights and while the chat was speedily running alone, i briefly noticed someone said the n word (and then immediately got removed lol). It doesn't matter who runs the stream; viewers can still get hella crude.
@@nomoretwitterhandles Can you not filter by keyword to blacklist all slurs? I only watched the highlights so maybe he was having to cut good material that was ruined by bad chat. It's still a shame, because the delay between what happened on screen and the chat was really funny. Danny would fall off a cliff and his pets would die and the chat would still be talking about "wow danny's doing pretty good today" for a few seconds, before a flood of NOOOOOOs trickled in. Alas.
“get up and become a librarian!” - Danny Gonzalez 2021 😂
danny is advancing quickly
cant express how much i love this series
Danny needing a librarian villager and his lectern trick helped me so much
I yelled NOOO the exact same time Danny boi did when he thought the villager fell and died, this is how I know I'm in too deep 💀💀
14:16 the cow looking at them lmao
meanwhile drippy chilling in the desert:
fun fact: if you look up greg on the urban dictionary the first few definitions are all about the most powerful fan base in the world
when danny doesn't know that "pog" as in videogames comes from the pog juice
it doesn't. it comes from Gootecks
@@richardgrayson5304 well, yes, but in the video where he becomes "pogchamp" it's bc they're literally playing pogs, a game that was played a lot in the 90s with the caps from the pog juice.
14:17 That cow will haunt my dreams....
Danny: ruins the clerics whole career
Also danny: hope that wasnt important
15:31 danny’s first instinct upon seeing someone he doesn’t want to talk to is to kill them
IM CRYING RHDSK "i know theyre having a good time theyre going HUHHHH"
danny and these sound effects- they get me every time
haven’t watched for ages so I’m very lost but I want the pog juice
14:16 that cow just seeing whats up
legend says he comes every full moon , takes you on his boat and then you are never seen again .
“Why is he doing that! Why is he trying to escape!” As you kidnap, trap him, and force him to breed. 😂
Danny is officially a Minecraft veteran. He has survived villager annoyances.
Danny’s discovery of POG juice absolutely made my day dude
14:17
A cow seems to be poking his head into the villagers cabin. Lmao