TALES OF THE SHITTER - Why cheap wrist watches are morally wrong

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  • Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 95

  • @LBonvillion
    @LBonvillion 7 років тому +21

    Nothing like sitting around the campfire late at night with tales of shitter watches.

  • @eamonndoconnor
    @eamonndoconnor 3 роки тому +15

    A tour de force. What a video. The master at work.

  • @eco8gator
    @eco8gator 7 років тому +40

    Damn you Archie...you have one job and that is to make sure your paying customers are taken care of and your somehow failing at that. You have a basket of deplorables that love your content...don't phuck them off.
    BTW, Archie is right...life is too short to wear a shitter...

  • @fredflinstone7568
    @fredflinstone7568 2 роки тому +7

    love the energy Archie. Nobody speaks the truth like you!

  • @rolexandrealestate
    @rolexandrealestate 2 роки тому +4

    Man this video is still GREAT!!! Please bring back TALES OF THE SHITTER! This video is timeless 🐉

  • @opulenceluxury8548
    @opulenceluxury8548 7 років тому +37

    What a cheapskate Craig is. Asking for a refund from the hard working pontiff.

  • @smooth7689
    @smooth7689 2 роки тому +4

    Imagine getting a call from some random Ozzie guy who screams at your watch preferences

  • @steverushaw8761
    @steverushaw8761 7 років тому +27

    A lifetime achievement and buys a shitter...what a mess.

  • @bingcrosby1378
    @bingcrosby1378 7 років тому +8

    The big point is, your friends will never accept the fact you can be more successful of them, thats why you never ask friends if you wana buy a solid gold Rolex, unless you have an expertise watch dealer or collector in your friend list.

  • @treedillinger5801
    @treedillinger5801 7 років тому +7

    Buy the gold Sub, keep the Steinhart for going to the beach. Nobody's going diving with an 18k gold watch.

  • @tiderider
    @tiderider 7 років тому +9

    steinhart lol. Archie is exactly right.

  • @hsbrasil8565
    @hsbrasil8565 7 років тому +6

    TALLES OF THE SHITTER, we need an official seal/logo for that.

  • @j0nnY77x
    @j0nnY77x 7 років тому +6

    Craig you don't need phat boi to tell you to go buy back the gold sub and keep the steinhart as a beater.

  • @TYOTP
    @TYOTP 7 років тому +2

    TALES FROM THE SHITTER - Why turds the size of forearms blocked the toilet at the Suk A Thai Off Hotel buffet

  • @watchsymposium
    @watchsymposium 7 років тому +4

    I couldn't agree more with big boy on this one.

  • @polarroller
    @polarroller 7 років тому +6

    Oh man Arch, you need to be more prompt in your vid replies. This guy had a very sincere and meaningful story here. I'm sure it resonated with many viewers on your channel, including me. You need to hustle more on your responses. I have to say....this was a nice "save" on your part tho with this very late video.

  • @erickobetitsch6055
    @erickobetitsch6055 3 роки тому +1

    Great vid Archie. Keep up the good work. I look forward to your stuff.

  • @2005JoinDate
    @2005JoinDate 7 років тому +4

    Yes, it sucks to settle for a print when you could have the actual painting. Stay away from shitters. You'll be happier in the long run

  • @rickydoolous5356
    @rickydoolous5356 7 років тому +4

    It was Andy Hunter aka Adriqos, who recommended the Steinhart, you've already got his number Arch.

  • @denny8548
    @denny8548 7 років тому +4

    All this guy has to do is read the memo from a sucker and talks shit for 5-10 minutes then collect $20 but still fuck up. It hit me up how all those years he were able to hold on to the job at the waste management.

  • @KuisineMS
    @KuisineMS 5 років тому +3

    LOL THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO

  • @LBonvillion
    @LBonvillion 7 років тому +3

    Don't have a cow about it Archie, it's only a shitter.

  • @mateuszmrowiec4265
    @mateuszmrowiec4265 3 роки тому

    Amaizing! Yes we all have to know what we want and push for it and not be like the tree on the wind.

  • @robster0086
    @robster0086 7 років тому +2

    A true tale of Cuntery one to tell the Grankids!!

  • @andrewkasper9959
    @andrewkasper9959 7 років тому +2

    I would love to have a luxury watch. but I'm 18, work at a grocery store, and need to pay off tuition and car. soooo my $150 brathwait is on my wrist.

    • @MrBacchus18
      @MrBacchus18 7 років тому +2

      andrew kasper nothing wrong with that

    • @andrewchiles
      @andrewchiles 5 років тому +1

      andrew kasper nothing wrong with that at all - play the long game and it’ll happen

    • @MrClaudeCrook
      @MrClaudeCrook 3 роки тому

      @Andrew Kasper Any luck with getting a luxury watch?

    • @dataxi5668
      @dataxi5668 Рік тому

      @@MrClaudeCrook obviously not

  • @grantgre
    @grantgre 7 років тому +3

    Materialism can screw you up. What are you going to do if you lose your unicorns?

  • @dazdance100
    @dazdance100 7 років тому +4

    amen brutha! seize the moment

  • @paulhanson6008
    @paulhanson6008 7 років тому +5

    I've watched a few AL3 videos and would like to make a few comments
    1. Although quality watches are nice they DO NOT make the man
    2. Unless you are a financially comfortable, you are deluding yourself into thinking you are someone special by simply wearing an expensive watch
    3. High end watches prices and servicing costs are becoming ridiculous
    5. All these comments about any lesser quality watch being a "shitter" is bullshit
    6. There are plenty of interesting, reasonably priced watches on the market to enable anyone to start and enjoy the hobby of watch collecting
    7. You will have greater peace of mind if you have some money in the bank and can feed your family but only own a "shitter" than be broke, depressed, see your family suffer whilst owning an expensive watch

  • @eleveneleven572
    @eleveneleven572 7 років тому +1

    That's all bollocks. The Steinhart is for small change, he can still afford the Rolex.

  • @jasonong7097
    @jasonong7097 7 років тому +2

    You can still keep the shit Steinhart AND get the Rolex sub. It is not as if you are buying 2 Rolex.

  • @angelic_slayer
    @angelic_slayer 7 років тому +3

    Quality video.

  • @eco8gator
    @eco8gator 7 років тому +1

    Just saw a Tudor commercial on this mean nasty phuckers channel...nice one Big Boy.

  • @100worldview5
    @100worldview5 11 місяців тому

    One or two shitters aren’t bad to have but don’t stop there nor buy another 😂 maybe trade the shitter for another if there is one you like 😂

  • @tonyrappa4611
    @tonyrappa4611 7 років тому +5

    my dad has an $800,000 home paid for and a half a million dollars in the bank but he wears an $800 watch he must be a loser

  • @StickyTadpoles
    @StickyTadpoles 7 років тому +3

    I'd rather wear a Seiko Sea Urchin than a fookin steinblart!

  • @mingdamerciless1964
    @mingdamerciless1964 7 років тому +8

    LMAO ... asking uncle Arch for his money back! AS IF!

  • @levkriscoins9115
    @levkriscoins9115 7 років тому +1

    Nice Archie :)

  • @faithplus1588
    @faithplus1588 7 років тому +4

    Steinhart is only a step above Casio

    • @johnsmith-gs4qf
      @johnsmith-gs4qf 7 років тому +11

      Casio is a great watch - Cheap, durable, tells accurate time!

    • @Yourcheerz
      @Yourcheerz 7 років тому +2

      atomic clock gshock > sheithart

  • @navboi12
    @navboi12 4 роки тому

    Nothing better than hearing an Aussie say cunt.

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 7 років тому +1

    I'd love to meet even ONE person who is silly enough to correspond with Archie. What other channel features (!) a middle-aged man ranting about exactly the same shit week after tedious week ? OK - InfoWars and its ilk aside - most channels rely on something resembling new content each week to generate views/subscribers/revenue. The only new thing here is Archie confirming that he is a member of the Church of Scientology - we've long suspected it, but its good to have it confirmed. How many of us want to be in the same 'club' as Archie ? FFS, try to be an individual.

  • @chriscalvert4609
    @chriscalvert4609 7 років тому

    I don't mind the steinhart ovm, because I will never own a fucking milsub. Fuck me dead.

  • @sub-kh4fj
    @sub-kh4fj 7 років тому +1

    Great fucking vid Arch

  • @joenemeth9606
    @joenemeth9606 3 місяці тому

    I'm not buying an overpriced Rolex Submariner. I'm buying a superclone all day, everyday. I have the money, but don't want to waste it. 😎

  • @HHOEHNEMr
    @HHOEHNEMr 3 роки тому +1

    I like Archie with his horns and his crazy and very funny acting but he really looks only to the price and the stabil value of a watch. He doesn't see the quality and the beauty of a watch. I think he can't afford the real luxury of a good looking and high quality watch with a falling price like Frederique Constant or Seiko or Tissot etc....

    • @100worldview5
      @100worldview5 11 місяців тому

      Yea, I believe if you buy a watch that drops in value then pick one you really love. There is some skeletons I like that are under 4k a piece that may not resale for what I buy them for but I don’t want them to ever have to sale them. It’s actually watches I like.

  • @syndicatedsatellite7288
    @syndicatedsatellite7288 5 років тому

    and Archie phones the chief of police..

  • @frankv7068
    @frankv7068 2 роки тому +1

    💀😭🤣😂😂 Classic Arch!

  • @mr.c1580
    @mr.c1580 7 років тому

    I'm not actually religious, believe it or not! :) 6:35

  • @peterecher6862
    @peterecher6862 4 роки тому

    we met a guy with a two submariners.. gold and stainless and a stainless.. paid $20k N.z from a fuckin assehole shop in singapore...wanted to sell me..had them checked out..were both chinese fakes..I was as upset as him...god!!!

  • @Wildmountainsafaris
    @Wildmountainsafaris 7 років тому

    Why would anyone want to buy a Stenhart? Well I did - I was lead there by curiosity - but it's a fucking HOMAGE firm - I promptly gave it away when I realised that. My advice is stick within your fucking means! If you can't afford a Sub don't buy a Sub knock off - buy something original and genuine and with some cachet - for a price of the Steinhart I could've bought a proper watch like a Seiko.

  • @givepeaceachance5834
    @givepeaceachance5834 2 роки тому

    Classic Archibald

  • @glasshalffull8471
    @glasshalffull8471 7 років тому

    Hey Archie...I've seen a new channel that does shitters and he seems to be completely serious about it...It's funny as fuck...Some weird looking skinny dude with pubic hair on his top lip...You gotta check it out...It's funny as fuck.

  • @luisvenegas9379
    @luisvenegas9379 2 роки тому

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  • @finnygook
    @finnygook 2 роки тому

    Made my day!.....lol.

  • @waynerjson
    @waynerjson 7 років тому +4

    LOSE THE MOLES....AAAAAHHHHGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @stevenmonash6284
    @stevenmonash6284 7 років тому

    His account is fucken hilarious

  • @hyperchord
    @hyperchord 7 років тому +1

    I mean, what are you paying for for a watch about $3k used? You capitalists just want what's most expensive.

  • @dalehansen3744
    @dalehansen3744 7 років тому +2

    Sir! i am watching this video and i must be totally honest with you.....You are a total disgrace. Your language is very vulgar and very offensive to all people.You have no respect for anybody and you are making a very horrible remarks and calling people names.This should stop at once and you will be reported to the authorities and your channel will be banned from UA-cam. This is not a joke.There are some influential people who sharing this opinion.You will be contacted withing few days by the representative of the company.Consider this as an official warning. Good bye for now.

  • @markbriley
    @markbriley 7 років тому +2

    I'll taker a Timex over a Rolex any day - Rolex watches are for suckers...

  • @JSGilbert
    @JSGilbert 7 років тому +3

    Rolex is an expensive shit watch. Nobody I know who seriously collects watches would buy one. About 30 or 40 other luxury watches I would recommend way above Rolex. Funny story about the Korean fake Rolexes that came out a few years ago was that the best way to tell they're not actually a real Rolex is that they keep better time. If I saw a Rolex on this guy, I'd assume it was fake. I'm pretty sure that's what everybody would think. No value to what this guy says.

    • @thomasmichael6509
      @thomasmichael6509 6 років тому +2

      J S Gilbert list your 30-40 brands you’d rather have than Rolex. I’m curious.

    • @squigglyphrank9348
      @squigglyphrank9348 5 років тому +2

      How about now? Do your buddies still have those 30 brands?

    • @davedavid2277
      @davedavid2277 2 роки тому

      I could name 10