The weird stairs is what gives it away. No human would build a house that way. The AI also didn't know what to do with the shower water, that's why he says it just "disappears", obviously gets despawned when underneath the flood.
English homes are like some absurd surrealist interpretation of how and where people should "live". Nonetheless, congratulations on owning your own property. Exciting, regardless of architectural nightmare.
Your house looks like a maze, it's absolutely amazing. And the fact that it's your own house means that you can delete those exibitionists bathrooms and put a window on every staircase.
We need a followup so we can see any changes that have been made, painting or renovations. Also to see how well utilized the space is. According to the lore, you could have renovated a perfectly good room for much effort and expense.
I was fully convinced the previous video's house images were AI constructions just for the full meme factor. "Hahaha, I get the joke, all this makes no sense and is clearly AI trying to come up with images that look vaguely like a house layout but no way that could actually be the case." The biggest plot-twist in storylines since the Odgrub saga
This is... This is so surreal. The video itself is super comfy but the house... It was AI generated. Had to be. I feel like I'm going to look for this video again in a month and find it never existed.
@@nineonine9082 Especially because the source engine uses different scalings for props, brush geometry, and players. 1:1 recreations always end up too for the player.
Philip, this was extremely enjoyable, I implore you to continue making house updates on various projects and the like. Also what is up that cursed narrow staircase!?
The room of terrors is genuinely terrifying. Lives up to the name. I want to dive in to it like a ball pit and rummage about like a gremlin. With that out of the way, this house is like, a bird's house or something. Like, surely this was designed for a smaller version of people who also have wings. That just makes sense. It's like the bee movie house or something. Y'know?
I love an unconventional staircase / house design. My mum house in Southend is amazing because its a normal sized house with 5 floors (3 half floors and 2 full floors) very interesting design. And my childhood house had a lobby, then a open plan living room that connected to the toilet, kitchen, front room and the stairs that curve up and around for the upstairs, this was a 1920s / 30s house and had very high ceilings which I liked
@@lazarnedeljkovic5615 its a floor that doesn't stretch from each corner of the house and sits between the main floors... So on the ground floor we have 5 steps that go down to a small pantry and shower, then up 8 steps you come to a landing with a toilet that is above the pantry, then up another 8 steps you come to the 2nd floor with 3 bedrooms and then up 5 steps above the toilet and stairwell is a bathroom. I really like the design of this house, its a lot easier to understand from seeing it than reading but I hope this conveys the image!
I pity myself for not befriending you in the old days when new friendships bound forever. Your humor and your personality are unique and I have not found it a second time until now. Thanks for all the tutorials that fueled my passion of mapping. Stay on the path that made you the way you are.
my brain hurts a little trying to make sense of the house layout how did they end up with that design and think it seemed functional thank you for enlightening/burdening me with this knowledge, mr kliksphilip we look forward to your future endeavours
@@nobodynoone2500 I've lived in many countries growing up due to my dads Job. Trust me when I tell you that the UK is one of the best places to live on Earth and anyone born here is incredibly lucky.
@@V-O-V It may be among the best in the world but that isnt a tough achievement given its history and wealth. The problem is out of the best in the world it is rapidly falling behind by catering specifically to the corrupt ultra wealthy whilst making every day people experience further financial hardship. Countries like Germany, Switzerland, all of Scandinavia, Canada, New Zealand and more are much better countries to live in with the UK having zero excuse not to match up to them.
Congrats again. Seeing this made smile, as your voice sounds really happy and proud. And I like that the house looks like it organically grew with new rooms and stairs over the years. I would really enjoy living in such a house, but all those stairs would be terrible for my parents.
Going around this house felt EXACTLY like one of my fever dreams. Random stairs everywhere. Rooms looked like they got sent through WinRAR. Stuff spawns wherever you're going
"Let's go upstairs to the front door!" what?... and then the toilet sink just killed me. Philip, I'm afraid you've bought a house that was put together as a joke, by a Sims player.
I don’t know why, but this video made me so happy. I was having a pretty bad day before watching this but this small video turned my day around. Thanks Philip
I'm not gonna lie this house is actually the most cursed thing Ive seen architecturally, probably ever. But its actually weirdly comfortable. Maybe its character gives it coziness, im not sure..
I feel like this place really suits you, i can't explain why. My gut feeling tells me you're going to find a suitable use (or fix) for all of this house's quirks. Enjoy it philip, you deserve it!
I saw this video in my sub box when it came out and was expecting it to be fairly mundane so didn't watch it immediately. Having now watched it, I'm honestly impressed at how faithfully the architects of this building managed to recreate M.C. Escher's designs.
I am very interested in using your home as the setting for an abstract horror film. Think "hereditary" meets "buried". Something for all the claustrophobics and short-tempered architects!
[Missed this - was my birthday.] You have amused 50,000 people for 5 minutes and brought 250,000 minutes of amusement into the world. Which is nearly half a year. Good job!
This is like a Resident Evil mansion, where there are no rules, stair lead to nowhere, random pipes stick out of the walls, architectural norms have been utterly thrown to the wayside. Congrats man! Love the place.
i saw you reply "just wait for the house tour" to a comment on the last video. i thought it was funny. the idea that the clearly AI generated images were from a real house. imagine my shock when i saw that narrow staircase was real. i love this video man
I still live at home cause my single salary isn't gonna pay for a house any time soon. But it's a simple semi detached 3 bed house, so I love seeing houses that are different. So many random stairs and maze like layout. I love it.
Thank you for sharing this video Philip, you have made me feel a lot better about my house! (would love to play a killer game of hide and seek in your house though)
The house that little b built... Love it. Congrats klick you deserve it And no way you def put a lan cable in the bathroom! I read that comment! That's gold!! Or should I say bitcoin?
stumbling back on this makes me want to document stuff more. if not for other people for me. I see why my dad loved/loves to take photos and videos of everything, once its said and done its all we have.
I seriously love weird houses with weird floor plans and stairs and stuff. Some things in your house are just straight up weird though, like that glass wall, or the placement of that bathroom sink. Who even thought of having a bathroom there in the first place? But as I said, love these sorta houses. Got really intrigued by those forbidden stairs.
I could never have lived in a house with this layout. Feels too small and maze like. Also im terrified if I ever end up in a wherlchair or something like it how I’d manage in a house like that. Regardless of what I feel. Congratulations with the new property Philip! Cheers!
Honestly, I love it. Batshit floor plan, strange stairs, all the good stuff. Except for the questionably designed bathrooms I guess, I'd remake those right away.
I know this is completely unrelated to the house/video but I am curious, how is your insomnia these days? Are you sleeping better? If so, have you noticed any difference in your productivity? I find myself struggling to sleep at night and I feel I am wasting this "awake time" on trying to get to sleep when ultimately, it may take hours or never happen at all, I could be spending this doing something productive. I feel sleep is important but when I physically cannot sleep, I wonder whether my time is better spent doing something other than lying aimlessly in bed.
There's no way this house isn't AI generated. It's crazy that you built this house based on the images it generated
I wouldn't be surprised.
although if an AI could build this house, could it make video game levels?
The weird stairs is what gives it away. No human would build a house that way. The AI also didn't know what to do with the shower water, that's why he says it just "disappears", obviously gets despawned when underneath the flood.
It makes sense when you remember it's in england
All the images of the houses in his last house video where also AI generated!
source map
I watched it with a stupid grin on my face, so happy for you. You deserve it mate. Not the better ones though, you deserve exactly this.
lmao
That's evil lmao
What a comment lmfao
XD
Why is this so funny lmfao
Yeah this is the exact house I'd expect you to have
English homes are like some absurd surrealist interpretation of how and where people should "live". Nonetheless, congratulations on owning your own property. Exciting, regardless of architectural nightmare.
its not real bro
@@roc_cave2107 lol they very much are, lived in one like this when I was in uni.
@@Jwlar he was talking about england
@@Jwlar yeah, its a bit
Nightmare? Thats the most interesting house I seen in years, and I have lived for 22
Can’t believe DALL-E improved this much. It almost looks like real.
Yea they finally used it to make kliksphilip's face. Maybe he was never real and this whole time he was just AI generated 'British man'.
After seeing this I’m ECSTATIC for DALL-E 2!
However, it STILL couldn't get the mattress leaning on the wall right. Valve, please fix.
@@bobbyk2584 TRUE
I hope 2kliksphilip and 3kliksphilip will do their own house tours, I've always wondered how differently they all live.
They live up on the forbidden floor.
where does oneklikphilip live though?
@@Fenvey we don't talk about 1klikphilip
@@scaffus or is it 1kliksphilip?
This house is like an overzealous architect student's first assignment. I LOVE IT!
Haha yess! I agree i love it too, charming entrance and groovy staircase layout
3:20 - that little alcove/shelf has carpet on it, whoever designed this house was truly some kind of misunderstood genius
Where do the yrzakhoizad sleep otherwise
Your house looks like a maze, it's absolutely amazing. And the fact that it's your own house means that you can delete those exibitionists bathrooms and put a window on every staircase.
a-maze-ing
Yes, it's in dire need of some remodeling
We need a followup so we can see any changes that have been made, painting or renovations. Also to see how well utilized the space is. According to the lore, you could have renovated a perfectly good room for much effort and expense.
I was fully convinced the previous video's house images were AI constructions just for the full meme factor. "Hahaha, I get the joke, all this makes no sense and is clearly AI trying to come up with images that look vaguely like a house layout but no way that could actually be the case." The biggest plot-twist in storylines since the Odgrub saga
This is... This is so surreal. The video itself is super comfy but the house... It was AI generated. Had to be. I feel like I'm going to look for this video again in a month and find it never existed.
Ok, this is an extremely weird floor plan. I would get lost in this house on the regular 😅
Can't wait for someone to make a Cs map of this place
1:1 scale would be a nightmare, a scaled up version could be interesting.
@@nineonine9082 Especially because the source engine uses different scalings for props, brush geometry, and players. 1:1 recreations always end up too for the player.
Feeding frames of this video into a photogrammetry program like Meshroom could spit out a rough 3D model of the place. Could.
Philip, this was extremely enjoyable, I implore you to continue making house updates on various projects and the like.
Also what is up that cursed narrow staircase!?
@@kliksphilip just sell it and buy another mate smh my head
@@kliksphilip WHAT UP NARROW STAIRS!?!?!??
@@kliksphilip Whats up the final staircase?? Tell us!
@@kliksphilip put in windows and then do another
He didnt answer the question....
The small effort to put subtitles on this unscripted video is probably not noticed by many, but greatly appreciated by me! Thank you!
Subtitle readers squad, represent!
The room of terrors is genuinely terrifying. Lives up to the name. I want to dive in to it like a ball pit and rummage about like a gremlin.
With that out of the way, this house is like, a bird's house or something. Like, surely this was designed for a smaller version of people who also have wings. That just makes sense. It's like the bee movie house or something. Y'know?
this looks like an architectural nightmare, straight out of hammer editor
So the house is real and not AI generated.
Maybe 4kliksphilip has been working on creating it secretively for years.
no this is unreal enginge 5 and it is actually ai generated
@@ashishsb9075 i don't think that's what 4kliksphilip is an expert in...... If you know you know
If he showed out the window it would have highlighted the AI's mistakes too clearly
I love an unconventional staircase / house design. My mum house in Southend is amazing because its a normal sized house with 5 floors (3 half floors and 2 full floors) very interesting design. And my childhood house had a lobby, then a open plan living room that connected to the toilet, kitchen, front room and the stairs that curve up and around for the upstairs, this was a 1920s / 30s house and had very high ceilings which I liked
Technically Mr kliks house has 5 floors aswell, or 6 idk if I missed one
essex represent
What is a half floor???
@@lazarnedeljkovic5615 its a floor that doesn't stretch from each corner of the house and sits between the main floors... So on the ground floor we have 5 steps that go down to a small pantry and shower, then up 8 steps you come to a landing with a toilet that is above the pantry, then up another 8 steps you come to the 2nd floor with 3 bedrooms and then up 5 steps above the toilet and stairwell is a bathroom.
I really like the design of this house, its a lot easier to understand from seeing it than reading but I hope this conveys the image!
I pity myself for not befriending you in the old days when new friendships bound forever.
Your humor and your personality are unique and I have not found it a second time until now.
Thanks for all the tutorials that fueled my passion of mapping.
Stay on the path that made you the way you are.
my brain hurts a little trying to make sense of the house layout
how did they end up with that design and think it seemed functional
thank you for enlightening/burdening me with this knowledge, mr kliksphilip
we look forward to your future endeavours
"Just all the stuff I love... and Marvel."
Lmao Philip still taking shots at Marvel
I leggit tought that those pictures of the rooms in your previous video were AI generated. Idk why, but they seemed so surreal.
@@kliksphilip Masterfully done troll. Bravo. (Unless this reply is AI-generated too?)
I am genuinely terrified that I don’t know whether this is a sentence from a real klikker phillips or it’s ai.
Especially the small staircase. But now I'm really curious, what's up there ?
no way, i was deadset on that the original images were AI generated but my mind has been thorughly blown
Whole house feels like the backrooms, this house is honestly made for him.
This uh house is a non-euclidean liminal rat's maze, genuine fever dream material. in other words, the perfect domicile for a source engine veteran
House prices in the UK are honestly devastating, especially in times like theese.
@@nobodynoone2500 spot on
@@nobodynoone2500 I've lived in many countries growing up due to my dads Job. Trust me when I tell you that the UK is one of the best places to live on Earth and anyone born here is incredibly lucky.
@@V-O-V It may be among the best in the world but that isnt a tough achievement given its history and wealth. The problem is out of the best in the world it is rapidly falling behind by catering specifically to the corrupt ultra wealthy whilst making every day people experience further financial hardship. Countries like Germany, Switzerland, all of Scandinavia, Canada, New Zealand and more are much better countries to live in with the UK having zero excuse not to match up to them.
Living is devastating.
Congrats again. Seeing this made smile, as your voice sounds really happy and proud.
And I like that the house looks like it organically grew with new rooms and stairs over the years.
I would really enjoy living in such a house, but all those stairs would be terrible for my parents.
Going around this house felt EXACTLY like one of my fever dreams.
Random stairs everywhere. Rooms looked like they got sent through WinRAR. Stuff spawns wherever you're going
"Let's go upstairs to the front door!" what?... and then the toilet sink just killed me. Philip, I'm afraid you've bought a house that was put together as a joke, by a Sims player.
My hypothesis on what's happening here: this house is a living being that grows a new floor every couple of years.
uwu
The happiness that radiates from this man. Congrats sir!
*goes up stairs*
"this is the downstairs toilet"
A lot of Bruh moments in this house.
i guess you could say it is a Bruh minute
What the actual … Incredible. Congratz on the house Philip.
I don’t know why, but this video made me so happy. I was having a pretty bad day before watching this but this small video turned my day around. Thanks Philip
congratz for the new house!!
I hope you and your loved ones' lives quality go up and better!
happy for you!!!
thanks Phillip and congrats on the house, will be saving this video to watch when im 40 in a cardboard box on the streets of auckland
I'm not gonna lie this house is actually the most cursed thing Ive seen architecturally, probably ever. But its actually weirdly comfortable. Maybe its character gives it coziness, im not sure..
Philip, this is literally what would come to mind if I were to imagine your house.
I feel like this place really suits you, i can't explain why. My gut feeling tells me you're going to find a suitable use (or fix) for all of this house's quirks. Enjoy it philip, you deserve it!
Why is this house so funny
Meme house
I saw this video in my sub box when it came out and was expecting it to be fairly mundane so didn't watch it immediately. Having now watched it, I'm honestly impressed at how faithfully the architects of this building managed to recreate M.C. Escher's designs.
Once again, congratulations on your house!. Homeownership has many joys. Thank you for the tour. That attic staircase is worse than mine!
I love how improvised everything seems. Definetly also a bit of bakroom-esc, especially if you look at the tv sitting on the floor facing the wall.
OMG your girlfriend is a hoarder!!! Also extremely cozy house.
Thanks for sharing with us!
That's a pretty good looking house Philip. Lots of rooms, narrow corridors and all sorts of stuff.
I am very interested in using your home as the setting for an abstract horror film. Think "hereditary" meets "buried". Something for all the claustrophobics and short-tempered architects!
[Missed this - was my birthday.] You have amused 50,000 people for 5 minutes and brought 250,000 minutes of amusement into the world. Which is nearly half a year. Good job!
3:05 excellent robe etiquette.
The PS1 Tomb raider music. Just perfect sir. I hope the house brings you years of comfort and happiness
This is like a Resident Evil mansion, where there are no rules, stair lead to nowhere, random pipes stick out of the walls, architectural norms have been utterly thrown to the wayside.
Congrats man! Love the place.
thanks philip very cool!
fantastic phillip! really happy you made it and your own house, youll make great memories in it, i wish you joy and happiness!
I can imagine phillip picking this house specifically because it would make a funnier video
PLEASE SHOW US THE FORBIDDEN STAIRCASE
When you went up the scary stairs I thought you would end up in some sort off purgatory where the room is infinitely long and bright
All of the rooms in this house could go in a liminal space subreddit
"Valve please fix" ok that one caught me off guard, got a laugh out of me lol
2:08 "our bedroom" that was adorable
I love the smile-and-pass through the mirror while in the printer room
i saw you reply "just wait for the house tour" to a comment on the last video. i thought it was funny. the idea that the clearly AI generated images were from a real house. imagine my shock when i saw that narrow staircase was real. i love this video man
Loses a shirt but gains some spooky steps. Swings and roundabouts, innit
This is so cursed OMG but I love it and I'm so happy for you. ps please take us up the narrow stairwell
I still live at home cause my single salary isn't gonna pay for a house any time soon. But it's a simple semi detached 3 bed house, so I love seeing houses that are different. So many random stairs and maze like layout. I love it.
Thanks for the tour, and congrats on the new place :D
Imagine being invited to this house & trying to find the toilet
Cool house :-) your excitment is contagious. Congrats and enjoy!
It's like someone Made your house on the Doom Engine
Thank you for sharing this video Philip, you have made me feel a lot better about my house! (would love to play a killer game of hide and seek in your house though)
The house that little b built... Love it. Congrats klick you deserve it
And no way you def put a lan cable in the bathroom! I read that comment! That's gold!! Or should I say bitcoin?
stumbling back on this makes me want to document stuff more. if not for other people for me. I see why my dad loved/loves to take photos and videos of everything, once its said and done its all we have.
This is the kind of cursed house I would build in minecraft to make it too confusing for other people to find my good chests.
4:10 you gotta replace those wooden tiles in no time. Congratulations and sorry for that poor wooden tile
Cannot belive he upscaled a cs map based around his home so much that It almost looks real
Crazy how good tge tech is getting
I loved the tour ! The layout is so interesting and unique ! There's a room for every Kliks member !
Congrats. Good luck on the renovations to make it even more weird 😊
I seriously love weird houses with weird floor plans and stairs and stuff. Some things in your house are just straight up weird though, like that glass wall, or the placement of that bathroom sink. Who even thought of having a bathroom there in the first place? But as I said, love these sorta houses. Got really intrigued by those forbidden stairs.
This is a perfect fit for you mister Philip. You should decompile the map and clip the stairs though
I love how weird it is. Wonderful!
I could never have lived in a house with this layout. Feels too small and maze like. Also im terrified if I ever end up in a wherlchair or something like it how I’d manage in a house like that.
Regardless of what I feel. Congratulations with the new property Philip! Cheers!
Congrats Philip. My favourite part has to be the Marvel mural. Reminds me of de_lake. The house, not the mural.
Honestly, I love it. Batshit floor plan, strange stairs, all the good stuff. Except for the questionably designed bathrooms I guess, I'd remake those right away.
I really like the layout, love the confused crazy paving style of the rooms... really want to know whats up those narrow pixie stairs.
Congrats! The house is straight out of a horror movie but it's great that you own it
I know this is completely unrelated to the house/video but I am curious, how is your insomnia these days? Are you sleeping better? If so, have you noticed any difference in your productivity? I find myself struggling to sleep at night and I feel I am wasting this "awake time" on trying to get to sleep when ultimately, it may take hours or never happen at all, I could be spending this doing something productive.
I feel sleep is important but when I physically cannot sleep, I wonder whether my time is better spent doing something other than lying aimlessly in bed.
@@kliksphilip Thanks for your swift reply.
Congrats man, it's gotta feel amazing to have your own place, even if it is an Escherian game of stairs and gas pipes.
why does it look so surreal
this was actually hilarious
What an interesting house! Proud of you, that you finally have a place of your own :D
incredibly fitting for you to have a house with weird stairs, my only question is whether they are clipped properly?
I'm so intrigued as to what exists up the narrow stairs! I need to know!
Literally lives in the house from Hello Neighbor but downscaled because downscaling improves performance. Love to see it
Btw those dimmer switches can introduce significant electrical noise with audio equipment while recording.
Aww cmon I was most curious what was up that narrow staircase when you made your first house video
Very cool house dude. I really wanted to see what's up those narrow stairs.
I love your house so much, I'm envious even haha
That was way more interesting than I thought, had me grinning the whole time, thanks Philip xD