“If you guys are big fans of Santa don’t come in here” is probably both one of the strangest and most ominous things I’ve ever heard Wade say, with or without context
Due to his unkillable nature, Flark somehow managed to kill Bigfoot, who had killed (and only killed) his friends. Despite the victory and his friends being avenged, Flark screamed at the sky, "God damn it, let me die!" To his late friends' amusement, Flark lived for a hundred and one years. The End.
And so Flark became the greatest meat shield in battles for another 100 years wishing for death every battle he gets used in, however he began to feel something else other than pain though it took him 109 more years to figure what this feeling was. To be continued:
I’m glad Mark went out of his way to mention the situation the game’s developers have found themselves in. That they stuck with the project while simultaneously running from an active war really is something else. I respect that resilience and dedication immensely.
The people are the ones who suffer for the corruption in both governments and these game developers are amazing. I already liked this game but finding out how cool the devs are makes it better :)
@@sleepykitty8918 Suffering from corruption is one thing and Ukraine (as well as Russia) had loads of it for sure. But war is something completely different, much more destructive and certainly not the fault of Ukrainian government, please take it into consideration. They're facing something that's incomparable in scale to "simple" corruption. You can live in a corrupt state. It's much harder to live when someone's dropping bombs on the city you live in.
@@smiglo112 Did corruption from the government harm the Ukrainian people and the Russian people? Did it have a hand in this war? Can two things be true at once? Heck, at this point I'd blame the US government almost as much as the others just for screwing over its own people in the name of assistance for a war. In order to properly help others one must first get their own affairs in order. People tend to jump on the latest trend of pity or mercy without looking deeply into the causes. It's not a bad thing to have compassion, though. It's just easy to miss key elements when you focus too much on one thing. Like me focusing on the corruption of the governments, plural, being a root cause for the war. Or companies punishing the Russian people for things they have no say in. Hatred spawns from many sources and people tend to become tribal in belief. Look at what happened with so many organizations that purported to help people and ended up being rotten to the core. People blindly followed the surface messages without looking into what was being done. Even Markiplier is guilty of that, though I guess that's a low bar since he tends to think with his heart. Russia is holding back and I'm worried that they'll stop and get fully serious eventually. There are things in Ukraine they should never get access to and I support assisting the people there. I don't support boycotting the people of Russia or just throwing money at the Ukrainian government. Still, there's no easy answer here. As I said before. The people are the ones who suffer for the corruption in both governments. I could alter a word in that and say "all" instead of both and it would still be accurate
@@maxdeqtyarev8044 No its because the Ukraine government wants to stay separate from Russia and Putin wants to expand Russia's land and power. So not really Ukraine's fault.
Word of advice: when bigfoot is attacking, don't bother running from him. He starts swiping until he can land one of his special attacks. If you just dont move- as Mark did when he was trying to die- bigfoot will go straight for the special move, which will deal a lot less damage to you than if he were to swipe you twenty times.
Holy shit Mark is coming back after his break playing every game I've wanted him to play for the first time or again. And I'm sure I'm not the only person absolutely loving the trio and everything they do.
I loved how Mark was just on his own then out of nowhere Wade goes, "Guys...HE'S IN THE CAMPER!" I was waiting for that to happen b/c I remembered something similar happening last time 🤣🤣
24:25 ----24:31 When Bob said he hoped Yeti would come to smack the shit out of Mark for taking his stuff, and then I heard the Yeti coming and Bob say "Oh look he's coming to smack the shit out of you." I laughed my ass off.
The delivery from Wade concernedly saying "GUYS..?" to screaming "HE'S IN THE CAMPER!!!" at 21:00 absolutely SENT me! I couldn't stop laughing and ended up falling off the couch.
Thank you, Mark! We are developing a new Yellowstone map, so soon we will delight you with interesting content! ❤🇺🇦 We spend part of our income on charity (we opened a fund to help Ukraine), so your words and support are very valuable. We also continue to develop the game. And even if we have to move to the moon, we will fully release the game nevertheless!
Mark: **hunting for totems** Meanwhile: "Oh you're so fast!" "Bob he knocked you down" "Yeah he did tho!" "..." "Oh shoot, hey Mark?" "Yeah?" Game: *"Muyskerm was sent to heaven"*
@@jamesmoriarty3877 find it real interesting how all of those phrases are from african american vernacular english. maybe mind your own business and examine some of your own prejudices before you try to judge others, yeah?
@@mothbbones I don't think James ever heard the term "aesthetically pleasing". "Aesthetic" is a word that's been around for a long time. For James not to know that(It seems) suggests he never graduated High school.
The fact that Bigfoot just didn't kill Mark, and nothing else seemed able to while Bob and Wade just died, Bob did so twice and Mark just couldn't.... This was soooo funny.
Mark, you need to use EXPLOSIONS! Gas canisters, batteries, etc. Go into a cabin, everyone against a windowless wall, put an explosive at the door way opposite you, then when BigFoot comes in, shoot it to set off the explosive. It stuns him, and then go nuts with the shooting. Have someone shoot a flare to scare BigFoot away when the explosive wears off. That's one of the best ways to kill BigFoot and damage his health a lot. It works for me and the girls, we've killed BigFoot several times.
I love how at 20:10 you can see them all look in the direction of the call and you can triangulate exactly where it came from just by where each are looking.
Man these three guys are pretty cool, I bet they’d have a high quality podcast available on any platform in which podcasts are accessible. It’d do real good at distracting me from my responsibilities with its quality. Alas, I doubt they’d be up to such a thing.
@@optikaught8994 even if it was FREE and EASILY ACCESSIBLE plus NO ADS, that’s great and all but theres even the possibility of them releasing episodes EVERY MONDAY????
“Videoblogger Daniel, his model girlfriend, Alexa, and their photographer friend- *ETHAN* ?! Oh no!~” The combination of the way Mark said his name and Lixian editing Ethan’s face in killed me 🤣
So, the tale of Flark is that he rescued his friend, abandoned his "forgotten friend" Glade, list his friend he saved, and steuggled to die. And still to this day, does no one know the name of the friend he lost TWICE.
"He's in the camper!" Has to be one of the most iconic lines said by anyone doing a playthrough of this, I've heard it from nearly everyone I've seen play this and it never fails to crack me up.😂
Oh hey Markiplier, there's a new game (that will make you squirm) called "Finding the loch Ness monster", it checks all the boxes in the making Markiplier squirm check list.
@@jameswent48did you really have nothing better to do than pick comments and say “thanks captain obvious”? its been 2 years but i doubt anything’s changed.
@@wintercold8634 I’m glad Mark took the time out to shout them out and bring their situation to light. And I agree ! Video game design is really difficult ∩^ω^∩
@Jurassic Hero unfortunately our government doesn't care about common sense and lives of civillians. We all have friends and relatives in Ukraine, yet this war somehow happened. Propaganda here is scary. Hope everything ends soon
Wade: “Hey a flark to your left” Mark “huh” turns and sees Bigfoot is right there😂 I think it’s the calmness in wades voice that really makes that the best part😂
Flark's relentless requests to be brutally murdered by Bigfoot, himself, only raised Bigfoot's desire to watch him suffer his existence... Finally, despite Flark's undeniable stupidness, managed to discover the method to his demise. Truly, the only moment Flark had gotten what he'd wanted, since Glade and Smob met their unfortunate deaths in the supposed protection of the completely opened van, with Smob being revived once, and again stuck by the mighty hands of Bigfoot. Not a single moment since I've watched you guys and never felt pain surging through my body from intense laughter. Love you guys, keep making things that make people laugh.
2 notes, when you revive someone when the you place the last totem pick it back up again and the rest as fast as possible because your friend will still come back even when you pick the totems back up. Also you can shoot the car battery to stun him and you can also shoot the gas can to explode. there are codes and safes around the safe that contain lots of loot like an auto rifle. I know some other tips and tricks if you want to know more.
@@silverflight01 Mark and Jack played this game once with each other and made a joke about Bigface. Later, someone made a game based on it and Mark made video on that game.
The fact wade says “dick our wounds” instead of licking wounds is hilarious and I wanted to make people pay attention to it because I’m selfish Edited for accuracy
Omg Mark accidentally jumping on the zip line was hilarious, and when being narrated and he found the totem at the perfect time and Bob was just like " Oh Flark... found a totem!"
Mark and the gang when nothing is happening: *yelling, insulting and shooting random things with absolute precision* Mark and the gang when Bigfoot is attacking: *panicked screaming and shouting at each other, frantic running around and shooting*
"HES IN THE CAMPER!!!!!!" Im literally laughing so hard rn at that one little thing- my god- It even gets funnier and funnier the more you watch it- mark,bob and wade are most probably the best comedic trio ever- Scene - 21:02
the most unprepared team of bigfoot hunters 'we've got a night vision camera w/ no battery so we cant even use it' all the funding went toward firearms...which honestly makes sense for Mark and the guys he's playing with.
"One day the trio would defeat bigfoot/yeti. Flark, Gade and boob set out once again to challenge the hairy monster once more...would they succeed? Or perish once more?" Intro for the next big foot/yeti episode. You're welcome.
"We're sightseeing!" Says the guy who started shooting at everything that moves within 5 minutes of arriving lmao! Glad to have you three together for this game again!
_"Flark shot his stupid gun fruitlessly, repeatedly loading more shells and firing them, knowing in his heart of hearts the absolute and utter futility of his actions."_ Narrator Bob was a wonderful addition to this adventure xD
This game truly has come a long way. It was a spinoff of the Rake, which by the name, was essentially hunting the creepypasta Rake. The game early on was terrrible and I don't think anyone expected it to be completed, I sure didn't. But I've been following its updates the past few years, and it seems they put some real love into it. Makes me happy to see such long running devs.
Same! I loved this game even when it was wonky. Every now and then I check in on it and I'm always impressed! Props to the devs, they are awesome in so many ways!
(in bob's storytelling voice) Bob's story transcripted Once upon a time, there was a brave young man. Let's call him, "Flark." Flark needed to rescue his friends who were morons, and Flark's bravery knew no bounds. He was brave beyond all reason. Almost insane, you could say, how brave he was. Flark embarked upon a journey to rescue his first friend by walking awkwardly for a long time. Luckily, Flark's biceps and shoulders are literally the strongest things in the universe. He's able to carry, say a dead body, out in front of him like it's a dirty diaper. Doesn't want it to touch anything, but needs to carry it very carefully so as to not spill any of the poopies and/or dead body parts. Flark's quest seemed to be coming to a rather successful end, unless he's an idiot too and doesn't know how this works. Flark truly was the bravest of them all, but boy, was he stupid. Flark found a totem, and ran expeditiously back to Stonehenge, rather proud of himself; ignoring the fact that he had completely fucked up the first time and giving himself credit for doing it right even though it took more than one try. Flark never did give up. He ran jauntily back to Stonehenge, not moving his arms at all. Too much muscle. Flark paid no mind to whatever friend he may have forgotten. Nobody asked for a check in on Glade. - The monster toyed with Flark, knowing that all he wanted was to be put out of his misery and refusing to give him the only thing he truly desired. Flark shot his stupid gun fruitlessly at the monster repeatedly, loading more shells and firing them, knowing in his heart the absolute and utter futility of his actions. Flark stepped into a spiky tree trap. His bravery sustained him. Flark was nigh unkillable-and, an asset here to forth considered a good thing by most humans-but in Flark's quest to end his suffering, his unkillable nature was really most frustrating. He almost could feel himself healing as he wandered aimlessly through the woods. Flark's mind said repeatedly, "Please! End this!" but his troll said, "Not today." The monster taunted Flark, knowing he couldn't even move. Flark's dying thoughts wandered as they often did to the ship of Theseus. Was he even still Flark? How do you decide who a person is? Maybe he was just a stranger he'd never met, dying alone in the woods.
I glad the developers were able to get out unscathed by the conflict in Ukraine. Not as many were as lucky as them. I hope everything will work out for them from this point on
Im laughing my ass off realising that maybe mark could have revived both of them in one go, if he would've brought both of thier bodies on the ritual place ... i might be wrong but it hit me when i saw only bob lying there lmao
Think about how the joy of making this game contributed to the creators' ability to stay sane and push forward in the face of actual war. It made me misty eyed.
gods why did they split up Bob and Wade: "We're dying over here! SAVE US!" Flark: "I'm coming as fast as I can!" as he continuously goes in the wrong direction and stops to loot every building along the way
Wade’s character literally looks like old man future Mark in In Space with Markiplier who then decided he was a cowboy instead of the captains assistant.
“If you guys are big fans of Santa don’t come in here” is probably both one of the strangest and most ominous things I’ve ever heard Wade say, with or without context
I was fully expecting a dead Santa stuck in a chimney because of the way he said it
@@alexschofield8085 dude me too 😂
@@alexschofield8085 same
7:54
Santa is not real
I love all these collaborative games where the gang is hunting stuff
Same their energy as a trio is amazing especially in these kinds of games
Goat man had me on the ground dying there were so many hilarious parts in that and the big foot videos as well are really funny
We need more🤣😊
Watched Bob's vid a couple days back but I'm coming back to see Mark's perspective. And I love to see and hear their collaborative chaos.
ok
Bob and wade: *screaming and dying*
Mark: *laughs and ignores them*
Bob and wade: "Hey mark... We're dying"
Mark: "Oh no ..."
Oh no. Let me uuhh... stand all the way over there 😂
*Oh no! Anyways.*
Due to his unkillable nature, Flark somehow managed to kill Bigfoot, who had killed (and only killed) his friends. Despite the victory and his friends being avenged, Flark screamed at the sky, "God damn it, let me die!" To his late friends' amusement, Flark lived for a hundred and one years. The End.
😂😂
Do note, he lived 101 years. He then lived more.
And so Flark became the greatest meat shield in battles for another 100 years wishing for death every battle he gets used in, however he began to feel something else other than pain though it took him 109 more years to figure what this feeling was.
To be continued:
@@FelixtheBard oooh
Note: while records for flark ended once he was 101 years old, their is no record of his death, any signs of ageing or his grave site.
Bob and wade: *die in like two hits from bigfoot*
Mark: *survives 10 or so attacks, a bear mauling, trying to jump off a cliff and blowing himself up*
Mark is the revenant
Mark "Not a Masochist" iplier
He has more health to see if his body can take it
@@fatality7303 that's so fucken funny lmao
don't forget the trap🙄😒
I’m glad Mark went out of his way to mention the situation the game’s developers have found themselves in. That they stuck with the project while simultaneously running from an active war really is something else. I respect that resilience and dedication immensely.
The people are the ones who suffer for the corruption in both governments and these game developers are amazing. I already liked this game but finding out how cool the devs are makes it better :)
@@sleepykitty8918 Suffering from corruption is one thing and Ukraine (as well as Russia) had loads of it for sure.
But war is something completely different, much more destructive and certainly not the fault of Ukrainian government, please take it into consideration.
They're facing something that's incomparable in scale to "simple" corruption.
You can live in a corrupt state. It's much harder to live when someone's dropping bombs on the city you live in.
@@maxdeqtyarev8044 >get invaded by larger country
>get blamed for being invaded by larger country
Back to Moscow bud, you've got a wife to beat.
@@smiglo112 Did corruption from the government harm the Ukrainian people and the Russian people? Did it have a hand in this war? Can two things be true at once? Heck, at this point I'd blame the US government almost as much as the others just for screwing over its own people in the name of assistance for a war. In order to properly help others one must first get their own affairs in order. People tend to jump on the latest trend of pity or mercy without looking deeply into the causes. It's not a bad thing to have compassion, though. It's just easy to miss key elements when you focus too much on one thing. Like me focusing on the corruption of the governments, plural, being a root cause for the war. Or companies punishing the Russian people for things they have no say in. Hatred spawns from many sources and people tend to become tribal in belief. Look at what happened with so many organizations that purported to help people and ended up being rotten to the core. People blindly followed the surface messages without looking into what was being done. Even Markiplier is guilty of that, though I guess that's a low bar since he tends to think with his heart. Russia is holding back and I'm worried that they'll stop and get fully serious eventually. There are things in Ukraine they should never get access to and I support assisting the people there. I don't support boycotting the people of Russia or just throwing money at the Ukrainian government. Still, there's no easy answer here. As I said before. The people are the ones who suffer for the corruption in both governments. I could alter a word in that and say "all" instead of both and it would still be accurate
@@maxdeqtyarev8044 No its because the Ukraine government wants to stay separate from Russia and Putin wants to expand Russia's land and power. So not really Ukraine's fault.
Word of advice: when bigfoot is attacking, don't bother running from him. He starts swiping until he can land one of his special attacks. If you just dont move- as Mark did when he was trying to die- bigfoot will go straight for the special move, which will deal a lot less damage to you than if he were to swipe you twenty times.
So when bigfoot attacks, play dead
@@Blue-fg8vt more like play chicken with him
@@ryanfrazer390 Actually, it's called play Flark.
@@ryanfrazer390 So, irritate the shit out of him until he kills and eats me. Got it.
@@livingcheese2910 flark?
Love that Bob become “Flark’s” narrator in a sometimes-mocking vibe like that of the Narrator in Stanley Parable
All of his coworkers were gone, what could it mean?
@@pagancourier4604 in a way, all of his co workers were gone 😂
If only he'd had a bucket 😔
Mark trying desperately to die but getting hit and run over and over by Bigfoot was like Greek myth level of irony.
Real big ending of "The Mist" vibes
Bruh his health not even decrease. I'm laughing so hard
Socrates would have had fun quoting it before a gathered audience.
This is EXACTLY what I've been looking for, Mark, Bob and Wade make such an amazing trio.
Tyler and Ethan: **Sad noises**
Iconic trio
If you think they are great here, than you would love Distractible, a wood elf pro-
see ya when u have 1k likes maybe more
they need jack to like the old prop hunt days
Mark: support this game and its developers
Also Mark: *points out copyright infringement*
It’s a heads up so the developers don’t get caught up in legal trouble
are you sure copyright laws are the same wherever the devs are?
@@banjomanpersonit’s hard to serve people with lawsuits from diff countries anyway
Holy shit Mark is coming back after his break playing every game I've wanted him to play for the first time or again. And I'm sure I'm not the only person absolutely loving the trio and everything they do.
Yea he's checking off my list of games I wanted him to play VERY rapidly.
He's got Rake left, and Raft left. Preferably with Bob and Wade.
It feels really wierd thaf he is uploading constantly now. Its like a 360 flip.
@lol why the watermelon though? I know your a crappy bot, but why a watermelon?
Riddle School: 🧍♀️
@@Zack_W
The Island would be great as well.
I love watching Flark, Glade, and Blob play games together. Flark, Glade, and Blob are such good friends.
LMFAO.
Made me shed a eye
😂
@@TheSupremeOldGoat oh god
I loved how Mark was just on his own then out of nowhere Wade goes, "Guys...HE'S IN THE CAMPER!" I was waiting for that to happen b/c I remembered something similar happening last time 🤣🤣
Yeah I've gotten my arse kicked in the camper lol 🤣
24:25 ----24:31 When Bob said he hoped Yeti would come to smack the shit out of Mark for taking his stuff, and then I heard the Yeti coming and Bob say "Oh look he's coming to smack the shit out of you." I laughed my ass off.
22:21 Even a bear almost killed Mark right there, it's like the entire forest is trying to get rid of them
I see you everywhere
Ok
...on the other hand, he did attacked the forest first...
Ok bro
Oh yes! 1:56
The delivery from Wade concernedly saying "GUYS..?" to screaming "HE'S IN THE CAMPER!!!" at 21:00 absolutely SENT me! I couldn't stop laughing and ended up falling off the couch.
You fell off the couch?! Are you okay?!
@@jordanmills5040 they still haven't responded..maybe you should go check on them
Oh god do you need me to call someone? Do you have an emergency contact? Should we call the ambulance? Do you have a concussion?
@@stingrae27 If I could, I would.
You mean 21:04?
Thank you, Mark!
We are developing a new Yellowstone map, so soon we will delight you with interesting content! ❤🇺🇦
We spend part of our income on charity (we opened a fund to help Ukraine), so your words and support are very valuable. We also continue to develop the game. And even if we have to move to the moon, we will fully release the game nevertheless!
Dang, wasn’t expecting to see you guys here, but I’m so happy that you’re all safe!!
BUMP🇺🇦💕☮️
stay safe and thank you for making a kick ass game
Mark needs to pin this
I hope this gets pinned
приємно бачити тут своїх 💙💛
"Help me, step-Bigfoot, I'm stuck."-Wade
Mark: *going through all the stages of grief and inventing more* "uh-ACHK"
Both me and Bob: "fucking SENT"
Everyone: "There aren't enough totems!"
*_Visible space for more than one body on the pedestal_*
Just what I was looking for
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Unfortunately my friends and I tried this and it only ressurects one individual. Sad vibes.
@@MertesJ ah, rip
😂😂
Mark: **hunting for totems**
Meanwhile:
"Oh you're so fast!"
"Bob he knocked you down"
"Yeah he did tho!"
"..."
"Oh shoot, hey Mark?"
"Yeah?"
Game: *"Muyskerm was sent to heaven"*
sobbing
@@5Mayday5 shaking and crying
@@ahmed4363 Throwing up
@@ahmed4363 rn
shidded and farded
Game Starts:
Wade immediately sets himself on fire
Mark has a crappy frame rate
Bob calls everyone plebs
Ethan is kidnapped by Bigfoot
FRAMES!
Tyler is probably secretly Bigfoot
mark shoots a moose
Bob: "Hey Mark"
Mark: "Oh no..."
Game: "Muyskerm was sent to heaven"
Me: *Dies laughing*
23:10 markiplier: trying to save his friends
Also mark: looting every place he comes across
just because your friends are dead doesn't mean the grind has to stop
Breakers moment
Markiplier: “We are sightseeing.”
Wade: “Let’s capture some rocks.”
Hey, rocks are part of the sightseeing.
Dont read my Name Tho
true British experience
Thanks captain obvious
Mark struggling to carry Bob to resurrect him while Bob tells a story and Wade eats Cheez-Its in the background is my new aesthetic.
@lol ratio
@@jamesmoriarty3877 dude. Chill. It’s just a saying people have
If you’re gonna be on the internet then learn to deal with it
@@jamesmoriarty3877 find it real interesting how all of those phrases are from african american vernacular english. maybe mind your own business and examine some of your own prejudices before you try to judge others, yeah?
@@jamesmoriarty3877 Your finna pop dude! this hits different!
@@mothbbones I don't think James ever heard the term "aesthetically pleasing". "Aesthetic" is a word that's been around for a long time. For James not to know that(It seems) suggests he never graduated High school.
The fact that Bigfoot just didn't kill Mark, and nothing else seemed able to while Bob and Wade just died, Bob did so twice and Mark just couldn't....
This was soooo funny.
I feel like it's because Bigfoot recognizes Mark from all the other times Mark has fought him and is just making him suffer.
16:44 "I dont dick my wounds"
surprising answer, considering Mark is a masochist, guess he's 50% masochist 50% not masochist
Hes not a masochist he just wants to see if his body can handle it😂
He's 100% a masochist. He just may not be 100% a sexual deviant.
sadomasochism
@Lonely Sandwich what is a masochist?
yo
"Three popular influencers"
"Photographer friend Ethan"
Mark Wade and Bob: "OH NOO"
Ethan!
Dont read my Name Tho
@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 lol don't worry I won't 😎
Mark, you need to use EXPLOSIONS! Gas canisters, batteries, etc. Go into a cabin, everyone against a windowless wall, put an explosive at the door way opposite you, then when BigFoot comes in, shoot it to set off the explosive. It stuns him, and then go nuts with the shooting. Have someone shoot a flare to scare BigFoot away when the explosive wears off. That's one of the best ways to kill BigFoot and damage his health a lot. It works for me and the girls, we've killed BigFoot several times.
Also use the assault weapons. The m4, the shotgun, and the awp do lots of damage
I love how at 20:10 you can see them all look in the direction of the call and you can triangulate exactly where it came from just by where each are looking.
Props to the developers. Hope they and their families stay safe
Yeah!
The war in Ukraine has sort of opened my eyes to how many game dev studios seem to be (or were) located in Ukraine.
I love nothing more than when the boys play multiplayer games together like this, I can just never get enough of you three.
Same!
Man these three guys are pretty cool, I bet they’d have a high quality podcast available on any platform in which podcasts are accessible.
It’d do real good at distracting me from my responsibilities with its quality.
Alas, I doubt they’d be up to such a thing.
even if they did, surely it couldn’t be FREE????
@@amorcupid even if it was free, surely it couldn't be EASILY ACCESSIBLE without ADS????
@@optikaught8994 How much are they paying you guys lol
@@optikaught8994 even if it was FREE and EASILY ACCESSIBLE plus NO ADS, that’s great and all but theres even the possibility of them releasing episodes EVERY MONDAY????
I'd love to listen to it but unfortunately, I have to install a new fridge today. I sure hope nothing goes wrong with it.
Lmao "Get a pic of me and this moose" I love that mark actually smiles when getting his pic taken.
I love that Mark never fails to yell “MOOSE” when he sees a moose in any video game
You mean a bloose? Like one that someone named Blethan would commit blievery to.
16:02
Bob’s casual “oh boy” as he’s aggressively body slammed to the floor
“Videoblogger Daniel, his model girlfriend, Alexa, and their photographer friend- *ETHAN* ?! Oh no!~” The combination of the way Mark said his name and Lixian editing Ethan’s face in killed me 🤣
That part immediately made me sad, because I like Ethan
@@erifox3626 what happened to Ethan?
There was a character named Ethan who was killed
Unus Annus but mark is Daniel and Alexa is Amy
Mark has the dad listening but not listening "hmm" down really well during story time.
So, the tale of Flark is that he rescued his friend, abandoned his "forgotten friend" Glade, list his friend he saved, and steuggled to die.
And still to this day, does no one know the name of the friend he lost TWICE.
Mlob
Hlob
Throb
Wob
Glob
15:02 Listening to Wade scream as he's being choke-slammed by Bigfoot is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
"Flark truly was the bravest of them all but BOY WAS HE STUPID"
My favorite part
Same
"He's in the camper!" Has to be one of the most iconic lines said by anyone doing a playthrough of this, I've heard it from nearly everyone I've seen play this and it never fails to crack me up.😂
Oh hey Markiplier, there's a new game (that will make you squirm) called "Finding the loch Ness monster", it checks all the boxes in the making Markiplier squirm check list.
Are there mannequins?
@@beber4927 Ithinnkso
Oh I saw that! It’s awesome cause your in a rickety rowboat that can rip while Nessie just swims under you all the time. Totally he should play it!
Does it have mannequins
Mannequins no, deep water yes.😈
"If you guys are big fans of santa don't come in here"
Mark : *instantly goes in the cabin*
Dont read my Name Tho
I mean im not surprised considering his idea for the happy funerals episode of distractible lmao
Well he didn’t leave cookies out for Santa after all
When you tell Mark “don’t do” something he asks why and then does it, always.
"D'AWWWWright you kiddies..."
Wade's character bursting into flame before Mark's even finished with the settings seemed oddly expected.
It's a very wade thing to do
*Mark sees innocent animals minding their own business*
Mark: IT'S COMIN RIGHT FOR US!!!
South Park reference
HE'S COMIN' RIGHT AT US!!!! AAAAHH!!!
Wade: *literally getting beaten to death*
Mark: “hang on guys I almost got it, I almost got the flare guys, I got it”
Thanks captain obvious
@@jameswent48 go outside kid
@@jameswent48did you really have nothing better to do than pick comments and say “thanks captain obvious”? its been 2 years but i doubt anything’s changed.
I love how Mark keeps saying they'll be safe hiding in the cabins- where all the doors and windows have already been broken down.
I think he was considering trying to defend the upper floor.
Were can you play this
@@GaryKeown If I'm interpreting your comment correctly... I do believe you can buy the game on Steam on PC.
I’m glad the devs got out safe ^__^ !! I hope everything is okay and that they have a safe place to stay
Agreed and also I have a new respect to them since making a game in general is hard. Making one during a war is impossible but they did it
@@wintercold8634 I’m glad Mark took the time out to shout them out and bring their situation to light. And I agree ! Video game design is really difficult ∩^ω^∩
there are two types of people in this world:
"Don't read my name..."
"Read my name!"
@Jurassic Hero we all do, but that's wishful thinking
@Jurassic Hero unfortunately our government doesn't care about common sense and lives of civillians. We all have friends and relatives in Ukraine, yet this war somehow happened. Propaganda here is scary.
Hope everything ends soon
Wade: “Hey a flark to your left” Mark “huh” turns and sees Bigfoot is right there😂 I think it’s the calmness in wades voice that really makes that the best part😂
Flark's relentless requests to be brutally murdered by Bigfoot, himself, only raised Bigfoot's desire to watch him suffer his existence... Finally, despite Flark's undeniable stupidness, managed to discover the method to his demise. Truly, the only moment Flark had gotten what he'd wanted, since Glade and Smob met their unfortunate deaths in the supposed protection of the completely opened van, with Smob being revived once, and again stuck by the mighty hands of Bigfoot.
Not a single moment since I've watched you guys and never felt pain surging through my body from intense laughter. Love you guys, keep making things that make people laugh.
Bob's narration, especially once all Flark wanted to do was die, absolutely made my whole night xD
2 notes, when you revive someone when the you place the last totem pick it back up again and the rest as fast as possible because your friend will still come back even when you pick the totems back up. Also you can shoot the car battery to stun him and you can also shoot the gas can to explode. there are codes and safes around the safe that contain lots of loot like an auto rifle. I know some other tips and tricks if you want to know more.
Is it possible to revive two people at the same time? Like you place both bodies in the circle and then place the totems.
@@sargeian2 My thoughts as well. It seems like an AOE gas so like probably?
@@sargeian2 you can not
@@Lubicuss VERY sad face.
@@sargeian2 well I mean you could take all the skulls at the last second and revive the extra person
"HE'S IN THE CAMPER!" -Wade
If that is not what terror sounds like then I don't know what does
Thanks captain obvious
@@jameswent48 How about you go thank some bitches
That part was out of no where
@@jameswent48 nobody asked
Love how Mark’s Computer nerd character ends up being the single most badass member of the group
Mark: "You guys are very far from me!"
Wade: "Yeah I used my legs."
12:53
Wade's one-off quips so frequently fly under the radar by everyone, but they always make me laugh
Mark, Bob, and Wade are such the dynamic Trio, It is so unbelievably amazing how well they go together, can't have one without the other two.
Nice to see Mark's back hunting Bigfoot. Let's hope we'll see some more Bigface and Sirenhead content too.
Bigfoot yes, Sirenhead no.
there is a new bigfoot map coming 😉
Bigface?
@@silverflight01 Mark and Jack played this game once with each other and made a joke about Bigface. Later, someone made a game based on it and Mark made video on that game.
Absolutely a no to sirenhead. Over used and very boring because of that.
23:45 I love that the caption says "Musykerm Was Lost in the Woods" and then Bigfoot shows up seconds later. That was too perfect. 🤣
The fact wade says “dick our wounds” instead of licking wounds is hilarious and I wanted to make people pay attention to it because I’m selfish
Edited for accuracy
does something being hilarious make it easy to ignore
When the wade saying the stupidest crap at least once a video and it will always be so funny
I just got disturbing fanfiction flashbacks and *Wound Fingering, Dead Dove (Do Not Eat)*
@@crowsoto9612 **distant fanfic sobbing**
Mark: “We could place a series of traps running up the stairs of this house.”
Me: “So you’re gonna Home Alone the yeti?”
@Kayotime I call it being Home Aloned 😂
@Kayotime same bruv, in Bleak Falls Barrow i always make sure to trick as many Draugr into the traps as i can
Classic co-op game play with these three, Especially when it starts with "Why am I on fire!?" As soon as the game loads🤣
The end of this play through was just Mark seeing how much he could handle… turns out… a lot
He’s not a masochist though, he just wanted to die. Nothing masochistic about that
Omg Mark accidentally jumping on the zip line was hilarious, and when being narrated and he found the totem at the perfect time and Bob was just like " Oh Flark... found a totem!"
*Bob narrated the story of Flark
@@alextproductions1118 Oh duh ty for clarifying, haven't seen a lot of their vids my b
Oh god I haven't laughed this much in a while. And Flark truly was brave, glade and glob will always be remembered.
I like that mark has done a full one eighty. He used to tell Wade to warn them that he’s shooting and that yelling “Deer!” Isn’t a warning
I like how mark actually smiles for every picture he takes in the game
I literally just finished the rest of Mark's Bigfoot series, glad he's releasing more! It's also great that he's supporting Ukrainian game developers!
Dont read my Name Tho
@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 Dead joke
Ikr! ltoday I just watched the one where he played it with Sean!
Mark and the gang when nothing is happening: *yelling, insulting and shooting random things with absolute precision*
Mark and the gang when Bigfoot is attacking: *panicked screaming and shouting at each other, frantic running around and shooting*
Bob & Wade: Mark we're running out of time!
Mark: Don't worry guys, I'm just gonna make a few pit stops and then I'll be there!
Thanks captain obvious
"HES IN THE CAMPER!!!!!!"
Im literally laughing so hard rn at that one little thing- my god-
It even gets funnier and funnier the more you watch it- mark,bob and wade are most probably the best comedic trio ever-
Scene - 21:02
Markiplier: “We are sightseeing.”
Wade: “Let’s capture some rocks.” 💚💚💚
the most unprepared team of bigfoot hunters 'we've got a night vision camera w/ no battery so we cant even use it' all the funding went toward firearms...which honestly makes sense for Mark and the guys he's playing with.
"One day the trio would defeat bigfoot/yeti. Flark, Gade and boob set out once again to challenge the hairy monster once more...would they succeed? Or perish once more?"
Intro for the next big foot/yeti episode. You're welcome.
Thought it was glade but lol
"hey shoot him again when u get up if u can" mark: "oh i dont need to i got axe big" had me dying 33:38
"We're sightseeing!" Says the guy who started shooting at everything that moves within 5 minutes of arriving lmao! Glad to have you three together for this game again!
Sightseeing, 1880’s style
24:26 Bob : "I hope he comes back and smacks the shit out of you"
Big Foot then comes back and does exactly that.
That timing. XD XD XD
_"Flark shot his stupid gun fruitlessly, repeatedly loading more shells and firing them, knowing in his heart of hearts the absolute and utter futility of his actions."_
Narrator Bob was a wonderful addition to this adventure xD
All of his coworkers were gone. What could it mean?
@@alexandrajones4518 I would absolutely play a version of the Stanley Parable that's entirely just Bob constantly belittling and mocking the player
Mark's friends: dies constantly to Bigfoot and Figbute
Mark: Survives like 10000000 hits from deer, bears, Bigfoot, and don't forget Figbute
You know when Mark is playing with his friends in a vid longer than 30 minutes it's gonna be a good time
It’s amazing that it never occurred to them to put both bodies in Stonehenge circle at the same time before putting the 4th skull down lmao.
I wondered about that after that fact when he activated it 🤣
It only resurrects one body at a time
@@ratboy2791 this guy got a 109 likes for saying the wrong thing lol!
This game truly has come a long way. It was a spinoff of the Rake, which by the name, was essentially hunting the creepypasta Rake. The game early on was terrrible and I don't think anyone expected it to be completed, I sure didn't.
But I've been following its updates the past few years, and it seems they put some real love into it. Makes me happy to see such long running devs.
Same! I loved this game even when it was wonky. Every now and then I check in on it and I'm always impressed! Props to the devs, they are awesome in so many ways!
0:32 Oh THANK GOD I'm already crying thinking about it. Thank god they are safe! Bless you Mark for that little bit of information! 😭😭🙏
14:22 the music perfectly syncing up to Mark getting his shit absolutely knocked out of him made my day
was looking for this comment
The syncing of the music to Bigfoot bashing Markiplier's face in at 14:23 was legendary.
Faxxx
After Wade said "dick our wounds" and they kept saying "don't come" and "yes, come", I could not stop laughing. 😂
Lixian showing up makes me happy, it feels like it’s been so long since he’s been in videos regularly
(in bob's storytelling voice) Bob's story transcripted
Once upon a time, there was a brave young man. Let's call him, "Flark." Flark needed to rescue his friends who were morons, and Flark's bravery knew no bounds. He was brave beyond all reason. Almost insane, you could say, how brave he was. Flark embarked upon a journey to rescue his first friend by walking awkwardly for a long time. Luckily, Flark's biceps and shoulders are literally the strongest things in the universe. He's able to carry, say a dead body, out in front of him like it's a dirty diaper. Doesn't want it to touch anything, but needs to carry it very carefully so as to not spill any of the poopies and/or dead body parts.
Flark's quest seemed to be coming to a rather successful end, unless he's an idiot too and doesn't know how this works.
Flark truly was the bravest of them all, but boy, was he stupid. Flark found a totem, and ran expeditiously back to Stonehenge, rather proud of himself; ignoring the fact that he had completely fucked up the first time and giving himself credit for doing it right even though it took more than one try.
Flark never did give up. He ran jauntily back to Stonehenge, not moving his arms at all. Too much muscle. Flark paid no mind to whatever friend he may have forgotten. Nobody asked for a check in on Glade.
-
The monster toyed with Flark, knowing that all he wanted was to be put out of his misery and refusing to give him the only thing he truly desired. Flark shot his stupid gun fruitlessly at the monster repeatedly, loading more shells and firing them, knowing in his heart the absolute and utter futility of his actions.
Flark stepped into a spiky tree trap. His bravery sustained him. Flark was nigh unkillable-and, an asset here to forth considered a good thing by most humans-but in Flark's quest to end his suffering, his unkillable nature was really most frustrating. He almost could feel himself healing as he wandered aimlessly through the woods. Flark's mind said repeatedly, "Please! End this!" but his troll said, "Not today."
The monster taunted Flark, knowing he couldn't even move. Flark's dying thoughts wandered as they often did to the ship of Theseus. Was he even still Flark? How do you decide who a person is? Maybe he was just a stranger he'd never met, dying alone in the woods.
*clap clap*
32:48 Wade's "You're gonna laugh" in the back fucking killed me
God i'm glad this series is back, this series never fails to make me wheeze
It's a cool series.
For sure! Also, love your pfp!
I glad the developers were able to get out unscathed by the conflict in Ukraine. Not as many were as lucky as them. I hope everything will work out for them from this point on
Until people die, liberty will never perish! We will defend ourselves to the end.
Слава Україні! Смерть ворогам
“I’m just going to run the corpse in the night to the safety of Stone Henge!” Is a sentence I never thought I’d hear.
Not sure you'll see this but thank you mark for making amazing videos. Me and fellow officers at the county prison are huge fans of you!
Im laughing my ass off realising that maybe mark could have revived both of them in one go, if he would've brought both of thier bodies on the ritual place ... i might be wrong but it hit me when i saw only bob lying there lmao
You cant do two people at once technically - but you can pick the totems back up before they poof and do the second person •>•
Mark*
their*
Bob*
@@jameswent48 who asked?
@@jameswent48 did you just correct someone typing in lowercase
@@jameswent48 bro you can’t correct people and still be wrong he used the right there
35:20 holy crap, I am laughing so hard. haha. "he could almost, feel himself healing as he walked around" hahaha.
Think about how the joy of making this game contributed to the creators' ability to stay sane and push forward in the face of actual war. It made me misty eyed.
The true gold of this channel are the lets plays with Bob and Wade. We need more of this
gods why did they split up
Bob and Wade: "We're dying over here! SAVE US!"
Flark: "I'm coming as fast as I can!" as he continuously goes in the wrong direction and stops to loot every building along the way
Bob and Wade: *Looking for Bigfoot*
Mark: *enjoying a pleasant hunting trip*
Wade’s character literally looks like old man future Mark in In Space with Markiplier who then decided he was a cowboy instead of the captains assistant.