I worked as a security guard for years. I was very live and let live in my approach, but many of my colleagues were ex military and all thought they were Dirty Harry. One was ripping off accident compensation insurance like crazy. The stories I could tell...
Worked with blokes like that in the years I worked in security. I’d always laugh at them because they were basically over achievers thinking they were robo-cop until a random stranger brought them back to earth. Main thing I learnt from 13 years is no one gives a $hit and that we are to observe and report. Nothing else, basically licensed key holders that opens doors and fills reports for business managers and insurance companies to read. Heck I remember working a shopping centre watching the kids skate in the car park I’d always turn a blind eye so as long as they weren’t skating around cars and inside shops but robo-cop he’d be demanding their ID and try to detain them, makes no sense to do that $hit 😂
Well that's not necessarily true. If you did let kids skate when the client says no skating you are encouraging a problem. I worked for a company where a guard did this and the skaters went crazy and began assaulting the client and others and causing havoc. Some security providers are given contracts where you can arrest people or armed. Not all are hands off observe and report only. I've worked all kinds of security jobs where I was given orders to arrest and handcuff people and other jobs that are hands off.
I pray🙏🙏 for you all and your whole families and everyone in the world 🌎and every single person in the world 🌍everyone every single living thing in the world🌍every single animal in the world🌎all our whole families all our family friends all our friends my mum dad and brothers and us all and all of us all to have a good great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful and peaceful day/night, to also have a god great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful peaceful and bright future and to have good 😌 ❤🙏✝👍😇🥹💕🥰✝😊 👍 great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful health and mental health where ever we all are where ever we all go Amen 🙏✝❤👍🌍🌎✝💕😇😊🤩😌😍🥰🥹😃☺😄😀 I love my mum dad and brothers and god Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph all our whole families all our family friends all our friends and everyone and I am thankful and grateful for everyone all our whole families all our family friends and friends my mum dad and brothers god Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph food water shelter love life and everything amen godbless much love amen God Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph are with you all everyone my mum dad and brothers all our whole families all our family friends all our friends everyone in the world and every single person in the world where ever we all are where ever we all go and will help us all and be with us all with all the things and problems we all are going through in life and all the things and problems we all might go through in life in the future amen godbless much love praise the lord team Jesus Christ the best team Jesus Christ is king hallelujah amen 🙏 🙏👍😄😃🥰😀👋🏽🌎🥹❤☺🌍👑😍😊🤩😇💕✝✝😌 I am truly thankful 🥹 and grateful 😇 for all your hard work 😓 and dedication you all put into your content prayers 🙏 work and telling us all about the bible for us all keep up the good 😌 ✝🥹😇❤😊 👍 great 😌 😇✝❤🙏😊 👍 amazing 🤩 wonderful and beautiful 🤩 content work prayers 🙏and telling us all about the bible amen🙏😌😊🤩👍🌍🥹❤✝😇🥰😄👑☺🌎😃😍👋🏽💕😀🙏👍✝❤👋🏽💕🥹🥰🌍😄😄🤩✝✝✝🙏🙏🌎🌎🌍🌍❤❤😄🤩🌍☺😇😇😇🙏✝
I pray🙏🙏 for you all and your whole families and everyone in the world 🌎and every single person in the world 🌍everyone every single living thing in the world🌍every single animal in the world🌎all our whole families all our family friends all our friends my mum dad and brothers and us all and all of us all to have a good great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful and peaceful day/night, to also have a god great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful peaceful and bright future and to have good 😌 ❤🙏✝👍😇🥹💕🥰✝😊 👍 great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful health and mental health where ever we all are where ever we all go Amen 🙏✝❤👍🌍🌎✝💕😇😊🤩😌😍🥰🥹😃☺😄😀 I love my mum dad and brothers and god Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph all our whole families all our family friends all our friends and everyone and I am thankful and grateful for everyone all our whole families all our family friends and friends my mum dad and brothers god Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph food water shelter love life and everything amen godbless much love amen God Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph are with you all everyone my mum dad and brothers all our whole families all our family friends all our friends everyone in the world and every single person in the world where ever we all are where ever we all go and will help us all and be with us all with all the things and problems we all are going through in life and all the things and problems we all might go through in life in the future amen godbless much love praise the lord team Jesus Christ the best team Jesus Christ is king hallelujah amen 🙏 🙏👍😄😃🥰😀👋🏽🌎🥹❤☺🌍👑😍😊🤩😇💕✝✝😌 I am truly thankful 🥹 and grateful 😇 for all your hard work 😓 and dedication you all put into your content prayers 🙏 work and telling us all about the bible for us all keep up the good 😌 ✝🥹😇❤😊 👍 great 😌 😇✝❤🙏😊 👍 amazing 🤩 wonderful and beautiful 🤩 content work prayers 🙏and telling us all about the bible amen🙏😌😊🤩👍🌍🥹❤✝😇🥰😄👑☺🌎😃😍👋🏽💕😀🙏👍✝❤👋🏽💕🥹🥰🌍😄😄🤩✝✝✝🙏🙏🌎🌎🌍🌍❤❤😄🤩🌍☺😇😇😇🙏✝
I pray🙏🙏 for you all and your whole families and everyone in the world 🌎and every single person in the world 🌍everyone every single living thing in the world🌍every single animal in the world🌎all our whole families all our family friends all our friends my mum dad and brothers and us all and all of us all to have a good great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful and peaceful day/night, to also have a god great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful peaceful and bright future and to have good 😌 ❤🙏✝👍😇🥹💕🥰✝😊 👍 great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful health and mental health where ever we all are where ever we all go Amen 🙏✝❤👍🌍🌎✝💕😇😊🤩😌😍🥰🥹😃☺😄😀 I love my mum dad and brothers and god Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph all our whole families all our family friends all our friends and everyone and I am thankful and grateful for everyone all our whole families all our family friends and friends my mum dad and brothers god Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph food water shelter love life and everything amen godbless much love amen God Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph are with you all everyone my mum dad and brothers all our whole families all our family friends all our friends everyone in the world and every single person in the world where ever we all are where ever we all go and will help us all and be with us all with all the things and problems we all are going through in life and all the things and problems we all might go through in life in the future amen godbless much love praise the lord team Jesus Christ the best team Jesus Christ is king hallelujah amen 🙏 🙏👍😄😃🥰😀👋🏽🌎🥹❤☺🌍👑😍😊🤩😇💕✝✝😌 I am truly thankful 🥹 and grateful 😇 for all your hard work 😓 and dedication you all put into your content prayers 🙏 work and telling us all about the bible for us all keep up the good 😌 ✝🥹😇❤😊 👍 great 😌 😇✝❤🙏😊 👍 amazing 🤩 wonderful and beautiful 🤩 content work prayers 🙏and telling us all about the bible amen🙏😌😊🤩👍🌍🥹❤✝😇🥰😄👑☺🌎😃😍👋🏽💕😀🙏👍✝❤👋🏽💕🥹🥰🌍😄😄🤩✝✝✝🙏🙏🌎🌎🌍🌍❤❤😄🤩🌍☺😇😇😇🙏✝
as a delivery driver, tonight i had a college campus security guard block me from leaving and threaten to call the cops all because i didn’t stop at the box (no one was in their the 4 times i delivered prior). “I CONTROL WHAT GOES ON AT THIS CAMPUS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? ONE CALL TO THE COPS AND YOURE DONE.” …for what?? all i can say is sorry lol
Depending on the property Security have certain "powers". For example at a licenced property, security guards/managers have certain powers under the liquor and licencing laws or guards working at hospitals, airports, courts etc. Then theres the inclosed lands act (nsw) which gives owners certain rights which can be delegated to their representatives e.g. security guards. So depending where they work, Security Guards have varied roles which can involve limited enforcement powers.
In the US as well. But those powers can be greatly augmented as the property owner wishes. But it must be in writing in a contract with qualified staff.
I've done the odd security job here and there after I got my license, and haven't met any like that myself while working, but I'm sure there are company based security who surely act like this. Could actually name a company where they may very well do this. Also the ones in security cars with the checkers on it, I can see them being the type to act like this.
Mobile Patrols (ones in security cars with checkers on it) respond to property/building alarms (break & enters) on client properties as well as perform checks on client properties so it is actually our job to question people & arrest people if needed and sometimes that does require the use off force. I'm a mobile patrol guard an my client list includes shopping centres that I have to go lock up/close & check for people hiding in stairwells and a few paid car parks where the car park operator doesn't want people loitering as a paid car park is a place of business. This of course means I have to question people to see what their reason for being on the property is and if they are not parking or working there than they're loitering and must be asked to move on and depending on the situation, arrested if needed & legal. I myself work for a company that is very "in your face" here in Sydney, I wear body armour and carry an expandable baton & 2 pairs of handcuffs and yes, I have needed to use them as I deal with people high on drugs and people that carry weapons including knives and don't care for laws as they just broke into a property to steal. We also deal with people that are there to cause trouble and violently oppose a property development and plan to destroy property to achieve their goal. I do ask for ID depending on the situation but I always inform the individual that they have no legal obligation to provide me with any details as I am just a security guard and not a police officer. I don't ask for ID when dealing with an offender but I do ask for ID when it's alarm response that turns out to be a false alarm and it's staff on site, that way I can provide the details of who was on site to the client if it turns out that they weren't supposed to be there.....an example of this would be a construction site, the alarm monitoring centre isn't always informed that there will be workers on site so when I find out it's just workers I get the details of the supervisor as it may turn out that they were there early or weren't supposed to be there at all. Truth is security have powers on client properties that guests or clients do not but don't use them because the company they work for has what's referred to as a hands of policy and won't allow guards to do anything out of fear off law suits. Guards not doing anything other than standing on the door to a property isn't because that's what the job is and that's all the law allows them to do, it's because that's all that client wants or the company will allow the guards to do.
@@TheMegaAsh To be fair, I find it funny how they have the checkers as it's always just funny to see non-police utilising such as it's always been recognised as a police thing, but I have a general idea of what they do. Most I've done is property guarding. Like with the show that comes around, I've done both Ingham and Townsville before. On the plus side to the mobile patrols, if someone thinks you're a cop while driving, they slow down if they're speeding haha.
@@DocGiraffe I can't speak for other states but during COVID the laws changed and security is no longer aloud to use checker board patterns in NSW.....if you want to believe my boss NSW Police decided to change the laws regarding security to not allow us to utilise the checker board patterns because off our first patrol vehicle which did look very similar to the NSW Police Public Order & Response (Riot Squad) SUVs, apparently our VW Passat AllTrack Station Wagon was front & centre on the PowerPoint presentation! You'd think that looking like a COP car would be an advantage but it's actually not. I've almost read ended cars because they see the silhouette off my patrol vehicle in their rear view mirror and slam on the brakes thinking I'm a COP. Not to mention people refuse to do the speed limit and want to drive 10kms under holding up traffic and only extending the time it takes for me to get to my next client. Checker board patterns are actually very common on non-police vehicles here in NSW. The NSW Ambulance Service & NSW Fire Service both use checker board patterns and some other "emergency" type private organisations such as power companies use it. In NSW it's more to show and urgent service than police themselves.
"Do you have any reason to be drinking a coffee today?" "No reason." "Okay, I will be issuing you a fine today, you should receive it in the mail in about two weeks."
Should do one on authorized officers/PTV officers who strut around train stations asking people to see their ticket and see you tapped on, as well as fining people for having 1mm of your foot on a seat. In Melbourne they'll fine you for having your feet on train seats idk about other states.
@Simon Hosking don't know which state you live in but in SA they can Passenger Transport Regulations (2009) refusing to give your details is also an offence in fact for people who are constantly a pain in the arse on public transport you can just be barred from using it.
who has met a security like this?
Bro too many times
i watched someone deal with someone like that at the shops
all the time mate!
Last time was 2 weeks ago
Not me but they pretty much live at the airport mate
I worked as a security guard for years. I was very live and let live in my approach, but many of my colleagues were ex military and all thought they were Dirty Harry. One was ripping off accident compensation insurance like crazy. The stories I could tell...
What was his name, the police want to know
@@anonymoususer19 No they don't.
HELP! 😢 I’m tryna make it out the hood so on my UA-cam channel i do food reviews while I’m super high ‼️😌
So tell
@@SevenHunnidis your name Greg?
shak never dissapoints with the gold dialogue bruh. couldnt relate more to wanting to say the same shit to the absolute mupets that walk this earth.
The way that you acted out the security guard “officer Mc douchebag” was great
It’s always the mall security guards. Strict, guards that quote “Show me some ID”
they always on a power trip
THE BATMAN IMPERSONATION WAS THE BEST 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you reckon i can be the next batman?
@@ShakTV hell yes
@@ShakTV yes you can😍
@@ShakTV NEXT MOVIE"BATMAN RETURNS" FEATURING @ShakTV
Worked with blokes like that in the years I worked in security. I’d always laugh at them because they were basically over achievers thinking they were robo-cop until a random stranger brought them back to earth.
Main thing I learnt from 13 years is no one gives a $hit and that we are to observe and report. Nothing else, basically licensed key holders that opens doors and fills reports for business managers and insurance companies to read.
Heck I remember working a shopping centre watching the kids skate in the car park I’d always turn a blind eye so as long as they weren’t skating around cars and inside shops but robo-cop he’d be demanding their ID and try to detain them, makes no sense to do that $hit 😂
Lol
Some like the power trip.
Well that's not necessarily true. If you did let kids skate when the client says no skating you are encouraging a problem. I worked for a company where a guard did this and the skaters went crazy and began assaulting the client and others and causing havoc. Some security providers are given contracts where you can arrest people or armed. Not all are hands off observe and report only. I've worked all kinds of security jobs where I was given orders to arrest and handcuff people and other jobs that are hands off.
1:56
"Alpha, Sierra, Hotel, One"
ASH ONE
hes too smooth with it
the emphasis was crazyyyy 😂
batman voice had me shitting myself
0:14 Brudah, his just drinking his coffee for heaven sakes 😂
These guys are always the biggest npcs 😂😂😂
hahah trueee
Lol
how can you make a video so perfect it feels like you are actually two people talking to each other
"No you're not! You're loitering!" - 🥝teacher in charge of cleaning up
thanks for making my irritated Monday fun again. this was classic, Officer Douchebag is legit
I pray🙏🙏 for you all and your whole families and everyone in the world 🌎and every single person in the world 🌍everyone every single living thing in the world🌍every single animal in the world🌎all our whole families all our family friends all our friends my mum dad and brothers and us all and all of us all to have a good great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful and peaceful day/night, to also have a god great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful peaceful and bright future and to have good 😌 ❤🙏✝👍😇🥹💕🥰✝😊 👍 great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful health and mental health where ever we all are where ever we all go Amen 🙏✝❤👍🌍🌎✝💕😇😊🤩😌😍🥰🥹😃☺😄😀 I love my mum dad and brothers and god Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph all our whole families all our family friends all our friends and everyone and I am thankful and grateful for everyone all our whole families all our family friends and friends my mum dad and brothers god Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph food water shelter love life and everything amen godbless much love amen God Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph are with you all everyone my mum dad and brothers all our whole families all our family friends all our friends everyone in the world and every single person in the world where ever we all are where ever we all go and will help us all and be with us all with all the things and problems we all are going through in life and all the things and problems we all might go through in life in the future amen godbless much love praise the lord team Jesus Christ the best team Jesus Christ is king hallelujah amen 🙏 🙏👍😄😃🥰😀👋🏽🌎🥹❤☺🌍👑😍😊🤩😇💕✝✝😌 I am truly thankful 🥹 and grateful 😇 for all your hard work 😓 and dedication you all put into your content prayers 🙏 work and telling us all about the bible for us all keep up the good 😌 ✝🥹😇❤😊 👍 great 😌 😇✝❤🙏😊 👍 amazing 🤩 wonderful and beautiful 🤩 content work prayers 🙏and telling us all about the bible amen🙏😌😊🤩👍🌍🥹❤✝😇🥰😄👑☺🌎😃😍👋🏽💕😀🙏👍✝❤👋🏽💕🥹🥰🌍😄😄🤩✝✝✝🙏🙏🌎🌎🌍🌍❤❤😄🤩🌍☺😇😇😇🙏✝
This was hilarious, keep it up. You bloody legend!!!!
You know it’s a good day when Shak posts
gotta love Mondays
I pray🙏🙏 for you all and your whole families and everyone in the world 🌎and every single person in the world 🌍everyone every single living thing in the world🌍every single animal in the world🌎all our whole families all our family friends all our friends my mum dad and brothers and us all and all of us all to have a good great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful and peaceful day/night, to also have a god great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful peaceful and bright future and to have good 😌 ❤🙏✝👍😇🥹💕🥰✝😊 👍 great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful health and mental health where ever we all are where ever we all go Amen 🙏✝❤👍🌍🌎✝💕😇😊🤩😌😍🥰🥹😃☺😄😀 I love my mum dad and brothers and god Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph all our whole families all our family friends all our friends and everyone and I am thankful and grateful for everyone all our whole families all our family friends and friends my mum dad and brothers god Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph food water shelter love life and everything amen godbless much love amen God Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph are with you all everyone my mum dad and brothers all our whole families all our family friends all our friends everyone in the world and every single person in the world where ever we all are where ever we all go and will help us all and be with us all with all the things and problems we all are going through in life and all the things and problems we all might go through in life in the future amen godbless much love praise the lord team Jesus Christ the best team Jesus Christ is king hallelujah amen 🙏 🙏👍😄😃🥰😀👋🏽🌎🥹❤☺🌍👑😍😊🤩😇💕✝✝😌 I am truly thankful 🥹 and grateful 😇 for all your hard work 😓 and dedication you all put into your content prayers 🙏 work and telling us all about the bible for us all keep up the good 😌 ✝🥹😇❤😊 👍 great 😌 😇✝❤🙏😊 👍 amazing 🤩 wonderful and beautiful 🤩 content work prayers 🙏and telling us all about the bible amen🙏😌😊🤩👍🌍🥹❤✝😇🥰😄👑☺🌎😃😍👋🏽💕😀🙏👍✝❤👋🏽💕🥹🥰🌍😄😄🤩✝✝✝🙏🙏🌎🌎🌍🌍❤❤😄🤩🌍☺😇😇😇🙏✝
the first clip of him running over🤣🤣🤣🤣
If only paul blart mall cop was this good, I reckon they should hire you if they make a sequel
This is how teachers acted back in high school
When he said for the safety of me and everyone around us there should have been a birds eyes view and it was just them too in the frame 😂🤣
It was pretty obvious
I pray🙏🙏 for you all and your whole families and everyone in the world 🌎and every single person in the world 🌍everyone every single living thing in the world🌍every single animal in the world🌎all our whole families all our family friends all our friends my mum dad and brothers and us all and all of us all to have a good great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful and peaceful day/night, to also have a god great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful peaceful and bright future and to have good 😌 ❤🙏✝👍😇🥹💕🥰✝😊 👍 great amazing wonderful beautiful safe healthy happy joyful health and mental health where ever we all are where ever we all go Amen 🙏✝❤👍🌍🌎✝💕😇😊🤩😌😍🥰🥹😃☺😄😀 I love my mum dad and brothers and god Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph all our whole families all our family friends all our friends and everyone and I am thankful and grateful for everyone all our whole families all our family friends and friends my mum dad and brothers god Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph food water shelter love life and everything amen godbless much love amen God Jesus mama Mary and papa Joseph are with you all everyone my mum dad and brothers all our whole families all our family friends all our friends everyone in the world and every single person in the world where ever we all are where ever we all go and will help us all and be with us all with all the things and problems we all are going through in life and all the things and problems we all might go through in life in the future amen godbless much love praise the lord team Jesus Christ the best team Jesus Christ is king hallelujah amen 🙏 🙏👍😄😃🥰😀👋🏽🌎🥹❤☺🌍👑😍😊🤩😇💕✝✝😌 I am truly thankful 🥹 and grateful 😇 for all your hard work 😓 and dedication you all put into your content prayers 🙏 work and telling us all about the bible for us all keep up the good 😌 ✝🥹😇❤😊 👍 great 😌 😇✝❤🙏😊 👍 amazing 🤩 wonderful and beautiful 🤩 content work prayers 🙏and telling us all about the bible amen🙏😌😊🤩👍🌍🥹❤✝😇🥰😄👑☺🌎😃😍👋🏽💕😀🙏👍✝❤👋🏽💕🥹🥰🌍😄😄🤩✝✝✝🙏🙏🌎🌎🌍🌍❤❤😄🤩🌍☺😇😇😇🙏✝
@@izens4kcamera611 dawg i aint reading that
@@izens4kcamera611bot
2:53 The best "Batman" impression ever (My opinion)
"go back to supervising the Bob the Builder playsets" lmao
Poor bugger I like that security guard 😂👌
as a delivery driver, tonight i had a college campus security guard block me from leaving and threaten to call the cops all because i didn’t stop at the box (no one was in their the 4 times i delivered prior). “I CONTROL WHAT GOES ON AT THIS CAMPUS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? ONE CALL TO THE COPS AND YOURE DONE.” …for what?? all i can say is sorry lol
😂
everyone is on a power trip , even cops thinking they are Judge Dredds
Depending on the property Security have certain "powers". For example at a licenced property, security guards/managers have certain powers under the liquor and licencing laws or guards working at hospitals, airports, courts etc. Then theres the inclosed lands act (nsw) which gives owners certain rights which can be delegated to their representatives e.g. security guards. So depending where they work, Security Guards have varied roles which can involve limited enforcement powers.
In the US as well. But those powers can be greatly augmented as the property owner wishes. But it must be in writing in a contract with qualified staff.
So spot on keep up the good Work man made me laugh
Shak never disaponts🔥🔥🔥
I actually worked with a guard who was legit like this he thought he was a cop so funny!😂
I've done the odd security job here and there after I got my license, and haven't met any like that myself while working, but I'm sure there are company based security who surely act like this. Could actually name a company where they may very well do this. Also the ones in security cars with the checkers on it, I can see them being the type to act like this.
Yeah. Wilson Security, the stooges 🤣
Mobile Patrols (ones in security cars with checkers on it) respond to property/building alarms (break & enters) on client properties as well as perform checks on client properties so it is actually our job to question people & arrest people if needed and sometimes that does require the use off force.
I'm a mobile patrol guard an my client list includes shopping centres that I have to go lock up/close & check for people hiding in stairwells and a few paid car parks where the car park operator doesn't want people loitering as a paid car park is a place of business. This of course means I have to question people to see what their reason for being on the property is and if they are not parking or working there than they're loitering and must be asked to move on and depending on the situation, arrested if needed & legal.
I myself work for a company that is very "in your face" here in Sydney, I wear body armour and carry an expandable baton & 2 pairs of handcuffs and yes, I have needed to use them as I deal with people high on drugs and people that carry weapons including knives and don't care for laws as they just broke into a property to steal. We also deal with people that are there to cause trouble and violently oppose a property development and plan to destroy property to achieve their goal.
I do ask for ID depending on the situation but I always inform the individual that they have no legal obligation to provide me with any details as I am just a security guard and not a police officer. I don't ask for ID when dealing with an offender but I do ask for ID when it's alarm response that turns out to be a false alarm and it's staff on site, that way I can provide the details of who was on site to the client if it turns out that they weren't supposed to be there.....an example of this would be a construction site, the alarm monitoring centre isn't always informed that there will be workers on site so when I find out it's just workers I get the details of the supervisor as it may turn out that they were there early or weren't supposed to be there at all.
Truth is security have powers on client properties that guests or clients do not but don't use them because the company they work for has what's referred to as a hands of policy and won't allow guards to do anything out of fear off law suits. Guards not doing anything other than standing on the door to a property isn't because that's what the job is and that's all the law allows them to do, it's because that's all that client wants or the company will allow the guards to do.
@@davidemelia6296 Yeah, exactly right haha.
@@TheMegaAsh To be fair, I find it funny how they have the checkers as it's always just funny to see non-police utilising such as it's always been recognised as a police thing, but I have a general idea of what they do. Most I've done is property guarding. Like with the show that comes around, I've done both Ingham and Townsville before. On the plus side to the mobile patrols, if someone thinks you're a cop while driving, they slow down if they're speeding haha.
@@DocGiraffe I can't speak for other states but during COVID the laws changed and security is no longer aloud to use checker board patterns in NSW.....if you want to believe my boss NSW Police decided to change the laws regarding security to not allow us to utilise the checker board patterns because off our first patrol vehicle which did look very similar to the NSW Police Public Order & Response (Riot Squad) SUVs, apparently our VW Passat AllTrack Station Wagon was front & centre on the PowerPoint presentation!
You'd think that looking like a COP car would be an advantage but it's actually not. I've almost read ended cars because they see the silhouette off my patrol vehicle in their rear view mirror and slam on the brakes thinking I'm a COP. Not to mention people refuse to do the speed limit and want to drive 10kms under holding up traffic and only extending the time it takes for me to get to my next client.
Checker board patterns are actually very common on non-police vehicles here in NSW. The NSW Ambulance Service & NSW Fire Service both use checker board patterns and some other "emergency" type private organisations such as power companies use it. In NSW it's more to show and urgent service than police themselves.
2:51 who do you think you are, batman?😂😂😂
Bro not gonna lie this is common now, and it’s just ridiculous half the time the security guards make the rules up
tell me about it, everyone just want that little bit of power
Amazing video as always 🔥🔥🔥
Love the stuff you have been pumpin out shak, I know this is gonna be a funny one :D
“Alpha Sierra Hotel 1” Ash Oner!!!! 😂😂😂
Great job bro, I can relate soo hard. Keep up the good vids.
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The security guards at the hospital always act like this and it annoys me so much, they’re wannabe cops. Thanks Shak!
The security was actually a good person even tho he was security he was saving the environment
i love that you are so funny with all your videos
bro I love the content of this crazy channel keep it up you need to do some more eshay videos they are so good
It's a good day when shak tv uploads
'yeah i got mine in your mouth right now'! 💀
"You got mine in your mouth atm"😭😭🤣🤣
Love when you post it makes me happy keep up the work🎉
appreciate it mate!
😂😂 keep up the good work bruv
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It's the badge that does it for me 😂 like mate you're not the police calm down. great vid as always lol
3:30 "loitering" he should've dropped the coffee cup
this wasa good skit keep up the good work
1:58 coming from a guy who makes quality video's, im extremely impressed he managee to name some of the phonetic alphabet.
Sounds like the jb hi fi security guard.
they be chill with me haha
He reminded me of cartman as cop respec mah athoritah
Nah cartmans cooler
He never disappoints
yessir
The Batman part was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
People who have no loitering signs are just advanced Karens 😂
Every Westfield shopping centre security guard ever they worry more than actual cops!
the security guard talks like those people that come to your school and speak about stuff
Every Bunnings kid when they had the power to check Covid vaxx
those covid passports had everyone on some power level shit... bruhhh
@@ShakTV reddit admins, discord admins, covid pass admins, mall cops, guards, they all have 3 things in common
love the sneaky ash oner reference
Amazing video. Keep it up!
And we all know a security guard like that.
this video had me dead💀🤣😂
Train ticket officers are worse 💀
mondays has to be my favourite day
LOLL OMG THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUCKING FUNNY
I like these before even watching knowing it is going to be gold
"Alpha Sierra Hotel 1"
ASH1er in an alternate timeline lmao nice
"Do you have any reason to be drinking a coffee today?"
"No reason."
"Okay, I will be issuing you a fine today, you should receive it in the mail in about two weeks."
Clever with the alpha Sierra hotel 1... Nice to see ash 1ner moving up in the world
It only rains in Bahrain when the kytes showing no day
Ha ha 😂😂 loved the video Shak keep the good work up
The Gaurd is supposed to pin him to the ground and then call the police and do the things
absolute legend!!!
I work security and my god I have seen this shit on the job my god wtf this wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't so fuckin true . 😂😂😂😂😂
Officer Mcdouchebag 😂😂😂😂
Alpha Sierra Hotel 1 aka ASH1 🤣🤣
dude, you are actually really good at this, have my sub 😂
He's giving off Jim Carey vibes haha
YAYYAAYYA NEW VID
Fantastic content as always
Spot on
Dude has police ten 7 narrator vibe
Alpha sierra hotel 1 😂😂😂
In my 15 years of security 11 of them in shopping centres worked with a few guards like this.
At the end realising his saying ash1 like ash oner eshay
Dude. It’s literally Pal Bluart’s twin
Thanks shak 🤣🤣🤣
The way he talks I believe this is actually the junkie before he got on the gear
love your videos bro they the funniest
1:56 Ash 1 in the phonetic alphabet😆
I actual love u, ik it’s hard but I wish u could upload more
😂 killed it shak 👌
How long until you’re on Tv? Great acting 👍🏼
keep your eyes open on the TV ads during the cricket season 👀👀
2:52 real 💀
Worked with a pelican just like that 🤣
When ash owner is your boss
Should do one on authorized officers/PTV officers who strut around train stations asking people to see their ticket and see you tapped on, as well as fining people for having 1mm of your foot on a seat. In Melbourne they'll fine you for having your feet on train seats idk about other states.
Funny thing is they can't legally fine you, just say you don't want to show them your ticket and hop off the next stop they can't stop you
@Simon Hosking don't know which state you live in but in SA they can Passenger Transport Regulations (2009) refusing to give your details is also an offence in fact for people who are constantly a pain in the arse on public transport you can just be barred from using it.
We need the security guard and the eshay
Alpha Sierra Hotel 1 like Ash oner nice detail