Plank Of The Week with Mike Graham | 1-Jun-21
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
- Mike Graham nominates this week's planks with Dawn Neesom and Mahyar Tousi.
This week's planks include:
► Carrie Symonds
► Keir Starmer
► Dominic Cummings
Who is your nomination for Plank of The Week?
Richard Branson giving up beef and fish to save the planet. I'm afraid he's in the same bucket as Lewis Hamilton.
nice one
Lol. Brilliant
Branson and his island is a hotbed of debauchery, his close friends that visited often are the Bronfams. 2 of which were found guilty in the NXIVM sex cult Court case where its leader, Keith Raniere got 80 years in jail and ex small ville actress , Alison Mack , was also guilty. The Bronfam sisters made a plea deal, ( must be the amount of money they have as the seagram liquor heiress's). These sick people branded women like cattle as their own sex slaves. Branson could well be feeling some heat soon, bearing in mind Necker is only 40 miles from little st James Island. I'm sure there is a "nothing to see here , move along", moment, but who gives a f#*k, right?
A man that only flies first class and has a luxury island to himself lecturing others on saving the planet; up there with Harry and his private jets and 16 bathroom mansion but telling the rest they should cut back.
Every time he speaks about this I burn stuff to offset his made up carbon footprint offset.
More people in Scotland voted for Brexit than for the SNP.
Scottish votes to remain in UK 55% to 45% Scottish votes to remain in the EU 62% to 38%. It's called democracy.
With the Mask Slipping off the Face of a very Nasty and Vindictive EU, I bet that number is increasing Rapidly too.
@@triodehexode except the vote to stay in the EU was a National vote a Nation that as you said previously had voted to be part of. And as you point out democracy in action.
@@triodehexode the Scottish did not have a vote to stay in the EU.
@@mwatson5702 The Scottish nation voted overwhelmingly to remain in the 2016 vote In 2014 Independence vote they voted to remain in the UK also with a lesser majority. the remain campaign threatend a leave vote would mean exiting the EU Scare tactics sound familiar? project fear etc. You should applaud the Scots wanting to escape a dominating neighbour it's the brexiteer philosophy. You also will save ££££ according to other tin hat talk radio commentators by not subsidising your drunken spongers up in chilly Jockoland. Out of interest did you know the Rupert Murdoch press supported the SNP campaign did you know that Rupert Murdoch owns talk radio. That is like Mayhar Tousi and his I believe in Britain merchandise that is made and sourced abroad. Two faced forked tongues of the right
Absolutely brilliant, with the state of the nation at present you could do a program called PLANK OF THE DAY 😁
Then we could have Woodpile of the Week and a Timber Yard of the Year Awards Annual Ceremony to Compete with the Oscars ! or the Eurovision Plank Contest ? Sounds like a Plan to me. 👍🙂🏴
Plank of the hour anyone?
all the people that died of cancer because they did not get treatment died unnecessarily
Exactly. And fatality rate from cancer is 14%. Heart disease 17%. Fatality rate from covid is 0.15% for above 65yr olds, 0.04% below 65, 0.02% for the young. Influenza is 0.1%, so more dangerous for most age groups.
Oh I DO Love this program it’s SO Fun THANK YOU 👏👏👏😍👍
Ironically King's College was founded so that the British Jewish Community could attend university.
wow! thanks for the information!! All the best to you!!
Highlight of my week is to watch Plank of the Week, brilliant show 👍
I Love love LOVE your show and cant wait to see it every week!!
It's actually Boris Symonds now, not Carrie Johnson.
Mrs Boris Symonds.
Prince Boris of Nutnuts
I do wonder if she's just another Common .Purpose Plant, li,e Mrs Gordon Brown, Mrs Cameron, etc, getting hands on to apply strings to start controlling someone who has slipped past control and indoctrination by the Establishment. They seem to be looking for Another Hohn Major Mould Puppet imho.
Just how long do we have to tolerate asylum inmates directing policy?
Dermot O’Leary bullying Beverly Turner.Showing his true colours.
Disagreement isn’t bullying and he’s right the vaccine is why transmission, hospitalisation and deaths dropped off a cliff.
@@adamski320 he didn't bully, agree, but they shouted her down and spoke over her each time she tried to make her point.
@@adamski320 it’s a view. Although the NHS says it’s not yet proven that the experimental vaccine is effective to stop transmission of Covid-19. The vaccine trials finish in 2023. Yellow card reports say the vaccine has reported to have caused over 840.000 adverse reactions and over 1200 deaths. In the uk
Government MHRA figures. Not speculation.
Feel free to check it out.
@@iancampbell3202 Just as I am still to meet a single person who has had Covid I have yet to meet anyone who has had the jab and had an adverse reaction
@@borjastick that’s as maybe but the government MHRA (yellow card reporting )figures are what they are, facts
I feel about Friends the same way I feel about Football: it means a lot to a lot of people, but I'm buggered if I can get any joy.
Me too, Mike.
Same. Never ever got in to it and it certainly isn’t funny. And I’m a fan of comedy. I could never see the attraction; but then I never saw the attraction in Seinfeld
Friends was awful.
@@xr6lad If they just got rid of that stupid interstitial music, Seinfeld would have been a lot more tolerable. It's aged well, IMHO.
Friends just seems to be a soap with attempted jokes.
Femi isn't Plank of The Week................................. He's Plank of The Century.
I don’t agree David.
I think Femi a plank .
The best i heard was when the German Chancellor was asked what she thought of the English Variant, she replied you mean the English Flu.
Blimey! You mean she spouted the truth?!
Symonds married Johnson and now they are Johnson and Johnson
Actually I thought her wedding dress and flowers were lovely. Much better than a mound of candy floss! Well my opinion anyway.
Yeah I thought the picking on Carrie was a little mean.
Dawn is awful!
@@erniesbiscuits8691 I thought she looked very sweet and loved the dress. He looked very happy.
Bit below the belt she looked lovely the dress was an expensive vintage dress she hired for a fraction of the cost so the newspaper said that was just plain catty
Love Mahler. So glad to see him again!
What about Scotland and leaving the UK with regards to Armed Forces, Health Service, education with their 2.8 million tax payers? Do they really think all the money is coming from their own pockets?
I’m afraid to say most do, they’ve been sold a lie (my uncle is a born and bread jock and he is starting to see sense, but until recently he was adamant the taxes paid by people in Scotland covered their annual budget).
@@testpilotian3188 Trouble is they've got Ian Windbag still talking about 2013 like it matters.
You mad tin hat talk radio loons you should be glad the Jocks want to leave. Then you would have more cash to spend on German cars and other foreign goods since you spent listening to Rupert Murdoch who owns Talk Radio in the last 50 years rubbishing UK industry.
@@triodehexode but they don’t want to leave do they that’s the point also radio station s have a certain amount of autonomy it’s not unite 2+2 = 4 kinda thing u can listen to a radio station and not support its owner many listen to radio 2 and don’t support the BBC
Socialist Magic Money Tree Thinking doesn't think Actions have Consequences or that Causes Have Effects. It's Sociopath / Psychopath thinking which doesn't even have such Concepts to consider. Hence the expression "But Nobody Saw it Coming !". These People Really Should Never Be Allowed into Any Positions where they can exert Any influence on the Lives and Wellveing of Others. We can do that today, because gene testing to find then is Fast, Accurate, and Cheap. We need to start filtering them Out in Job interviews, Political Office , Election Candidates Selection etc, so we can start cleaning up the Damage they've Created.
State of Fear is a must read. 👌 Explains why SAGE is stuffed with behavioural scientists.
The creme de la creme go to university. Now the universities are swollen with the plank de la plank. Close the universities. Create centres of excellence not lumpen swollen organisations for marketing education for anyone with money.
What is 'lumpen' ?
What,restrict the rights of any cretin to waste 3 years of their time to achieve a meaningless qualification whilst getting tens of thousands of pounds in debt? You obviously weren't paying attention when comrade Blair buggered higher education.
@@simongaines7347 Exactly - when Blair said Education Education Education, he meant left-wing Indoctrination. Too many kids go to university. We need more manufacturing and design qualifications. Get kids out into the workplace so they're not stuck on some social science course listening to some left-wing lecturer .
Blair's education, education was a brilliant plan to both deal with youth unemployment and makes the kids pay for it. Now we moved to unemployed graduates.
@@susannamarker2582According to the Cambridge dictionary: Lumpen is used to describe people who are not clever or well educated, and who are not interested in changing or improving their situation. Normally used to describe commoners like me but I thought it sounded appropriate for Uni's too.
I’m Scottish. And the tourism sector is crying out for ‘English money’. Especially as foreign travellers can’t visit at the minute. Nicola or Ruth W or whoever don’t speak for them
Tbf I really wanted to travel up to Scotland for a weeks break this summer. I’m worried about the hostility that I’ll get being English.
Unfortunately Wales is becoming the same...
@@kdp8133 Is it? 😳
@@hogyndrwg6253 Yep, naughty boy!
Scotland would be bankrupt if it wasn’t for England and English people
The problem with Cummings is the media went after his credibility for years over Brexit and are now "listen to this guy"
Extra funny this week lol 😂👍😂
2 of the ppl who were on the WHO team that went to China were stopped at the airport....they had Covid, and couldn't be allowed into the country. The American on the team was the head of EcoHealth....a lab that had been paid by the NIH (National Institute of Health ) in the USA to do gain of function research for bat viruses, in a lab in Wuhan China (it was considered too dangerous to do in the USA, so under DR FAUCI, the head of the NIH at the time for the Obama administration, the research was sent to China. So basically the guy who had run the research at the lab was "investigating" the lab at Wuhan. He didn't find anything needless to say. And also, so, while covid came out of China, the USA paid for it to be developed. (It's in many of the US newspapers the last 2 days...except for the woke ones, which are burying the story.)
Mrs Johnson the Third. Also, when naming viruses keep it snappy and memorable with such local illiterations as the Punjab Pox or the Mumbai Mutation thus eliminating any risk of offending a nation.
KEIR INTERESTING STARMER !
Labour should bring back Corbyn to regain the Hamas vote....
Dermot O’Leary because he slurs his words, jumbles his script and folds one sentence into another trying to rush what he wants to say. Listen to any of his Lotto voice-overs for proof.
And dyes his ginger hair too👨🏿🦰
@@rudeboy0132 ginger boll- ocks .
@@xr6lad 🏀🏀👍👍👍
Friends was described years ago as 'horribly white' but the Cosby Show which was around at the same time was never described as 'horribly black'. These double standards have been around for a long time.
At least none of the cast of friends is a rapist.
@@johnsheahan2437 Quite. But Cosby got away with it for a long time. He's dragging it out still by appealling. He's got other cases coming up against him, but has he actually spent any time in prison after his conviction? I doubt it.
“That’s messing with peoples heads” - Mike Graham.
Casually let’s slip what most media on both sides is all about. Advancing agendas at the expense of the nuanced complication that is “truth”.
& he said that whilst attempting to do EXACTLY the same thing while he said it, Unbelievable these people are!? 🙄
@@MikeyNottz Oh do grow up and get over yourself. Ever heard of reality?
I find it soooo amusing to pause the video and just see a picture of Mike Graham with the tagline Plank of the week. LOL
I see from that photo of Dominic Cummings, that he's going through the Vincent Van Gogh impression phase.
" The South Sea Bubble Company" Lol ! Are they still making bubbles today, Mike ?
Recreating minstrel shows through dance and puppetry - yes, that's a noble goal. I think politicians should learn to dance like fish and make paper mache puppets. Fantastic chortles this week.
kings college is called after king George 4th. Excellent plank of the week!
Really enjoyed the show. Thanks
I thought Cummings was going to talk about all the deaths caused from lockdown. Instead he harped on about insignificant rubbish.
Being offended is the natural consequence of leaving home. Not my quote but I wish it was.
Pot calling the kettle black is about the colour of a pot and kettle not race. It shows how ridiculous PC has got when people question the use of one word.
The Catholic Church for allowing the marriage of a man who breaks most of the 10 Commandments in their rule book.
Carrie is the Catholic
@@saffarty390 He's baptised Catholic and his first 2 marriages were ignored as they were in Non-catholic churches.
If it waddles like a duck...
The Catholic church is one of the most corrupt criminal enterprises in the world. They've protected more paedophiles than the BBC
In centuries past they'd have made him the Pope.
@@matthewmeehan9155 And the Royals, MI5, the Police...
I love POTW! (especially when you rip on H/M) I wish we had something like this in the States but ppl would get too butt hurt by what's said about them if we did.
You are very welcome to share this!
All the more reason to do it then!!
Glorious and cutting.
dawn on here again, get someone else, fed up with her constant interuptions, switched off this week
Love it
I still want one of those mugs.
Funny stuff, Plank... On you👍
Fab show, now I shall go and dance like a fish! 🐟🐠🐡
Dawn has had a few lunchtime wines... Laughs at anything bless her.
and what's with all the exaggerated facial expressions.
@@melvyndackombe7352 cocaine
Too shrill man!
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Needed something like this, laughter ❤❤❤
How do they know what varient it is and which one people have, does it come with a label
I thought Ruth Wishart would be the clear winner.
When will Mike Graham nominate John Rentoul for plank of the week… or maybe a new category, toul of the week!
Love this broadcast never miss it - just one point hiring wedding attire is very common it isn’t just men who hire from Moss Bross. Most wedding shops hire
Not to be a hater guys but that was almost unlistenable to this week! Everyone was talking over each other usually turns that way when Dawn is on.......
I know that’s what I thought and somebody starts to say something somebody else interrupts and you never hear the end what the other person was talking about
In 1836, King's became one of the two founding colleges of the University of London. In 1926 it was renamed King's College after George V.
How do they know all these things? Currie Symond rented her wedding dress?😲
What a gossipers😊
Enjoying this till "Hadrians wall" as a native Northumberland lad the wall has never been the border between England and Scotland
Look forward to the Planks
I got myself a Brexit top. Cheers; Ooohhh...., & the vaccine came before Covid, way before!!
Very funny show, as usual, but none of you have really got your heads around the Greek alphabet.
"Gamma doesn't begin with a C". Love it!
I see you sill have the female plank on your show.
I was looking forward to hearing Mahyar hearing being the operative word if Dawn and Mike would shut up and stop talking over him it just becomes a babble this has been said a lot why dont the pair of them listen to the comments and also their guests.
Who is your nomination for Plank Of The Week?
Dianne abacus Abbott
Corbyn is plank of the millennium
Matthew Wright. His treatment of Beverley Turner was disgraceful.
Sage for wanting to extend lockdown
Dermot O’Leary
Decolonise the library, didn’t Germany do that in the 30s. Send all illegal migrants to Scotland,Sturgeon can keep them as new Scots
Dominic Cummings was best man
The real plank is Dawn Neesom who thinks that Hadrian's Wall is the Scottish Border - north of the wall is a large English county called Northumberland.
A SYFI Book Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury, where all books had to be burned!
In later years, he described the book as a commentary on how mass media reduces interest in reading literature.
Fahrenheit 451 is a dystopian novel that was published in 1953. It is thought to be the best novel written by Ray Bradbury, an American author. The book became a classic because of its stance against censorship and its focus on literature and knowledge as essential to the future of civilization. In Fahrenheit 451 the reader is met with a future dystopian American society where books are outlawed and “firemen” are charged with burning any books that are found. the book title refers to the fact that paper catches fire and burns at 451 degrees. And in the book, firemen are hired to start fires and burn homes that contain books, since the books are illegal.
This could apply to Social Media, who want to censor everyone, the Owners do not agree with!
I live in Edgumbe Park Crowthorne where the film Fahrenheit 451 was shot..
Hilarious this week.
The Catholic Church recognises non-catholic christian marriages. Indeed the default position of CC is to assume all marriages valid until proven otherwise eg forced marriages are invalid as are same sex "marriages".
They should not have married iin a Catholic Church. He's a divorcee... A scam
Can you change the green screen please, its always the same bloke sat in the background with the white collar shirt.
Who should win Plank Of The Week?
SAGE
That woman is weird
Heather Smith for plank of the week.
Somehow I thought Palestinians were Semitic peoples too.
They are Caucasians. just like Jews...
Do find it slightly irritating that Dawn has to apologise when nominating a woman. Is it only blokes who are planks, then?
No the fact is it's only men who can make sexist remarks. Anything a woman says is ok.
@@davekelley4076 Absolutely right.
King's College, London = Founded 1829 (so George IV)
Mahyar giving up UA-cam and I've seen him on more UA-cam videos this week than all year!
Dawn is stunning. I want one of those mugs !
Check out the behaviour panel on UA-cam . Ex military interrogators , they analyse interviews etc. The Cummings one was very interesting!
So much fun :)
Kings....should be that one. WHO can be on any old time.
who is dawn neesom ?
Is she related to Ruth Neesom?
No idea, but she isn't as funny as she seems to think she is. In fact. she's just loud and irritating.
I have no idea! Like you I did not watch the video.
I wish she would blow her damn nose! Sniffing throughout the whole episode, doing my head in
@@roddieglossop3942 I didn't like her at first (sometime last year), she reminded me of a girl I knew who was a bit Dark Triad and predatory. But I persevered and realized that with Dawn it's mostly a front.
Gamma is the third letter in the Greek alphabet, interestingly delta is the fourth.
Mike you are plank of the week for bringing that awful woman back
I quite fancy her🤫
@@paulhevan322 go to spec savers !!!
1 ... 2 ... 3 ... handbags!
@@lumpyfishgravy Godfather 3 helicopter hit
Would you prefer a man ? 🤔
I've been accused of wanting to marry Harry too - so funny I think they're all 7 !
but then almost ALL the MP's would have to give back all their money.
Newspaper and string? I bet they use the Guardian.
The Guardian will all already have been earmarked as lavatory paper!
Sorry, not liking the nasty stuff about Boris getting married and Carrie wearing curtains etc. Not sure why this is on here. Plenty of political stuff to concentrate on without getting personal.
I can't believe Dawn is married. Imagine having to live with her.
Not sure you're right about the Friends producer. His statement had a equation mark after it, like 'should I wish she was black?'
I bet the W.H.O haven't an iota...
The WHO is run by an ethiopian communist. It's No.2 is or was an american doctor who was shut down quite quickly by his boss when he spoke publicly about the chaos in the hospital he had visited in Wuhan.
Mike, don't let go of the plank.
When did they get married? May? Check the records.
Surely The UK government governs the whole of the UK the only way to explain this to the wee kranky north of the border is to have an English Parliament, the head of which would be equal to the leaders of N Ireland Scotland and Wales. They all have representation in the Houses of Parliament in Westminster but we have none in theirs. The PM is not their equal he is their superior.
I’m not a racist; I am an individualist!!
‘I give it 2 years’ oh Dawn! You are naughty (& true)
4 of them Jeremy and Piers Corbyns, Kier Starmer and Dawn Neesom. Final decision.
Only Carrie has any ethics and morals.
If you have piles would that be the annus variant
This programme would be much more watchable without that Dawn Neesom. and her irritating shrill
Did you struggle through to the end anyway?
beta is the South African variant, gamma is the Brazil variant (that's backwards...beta should be Brazil) Delta is the Indian. Sorry, Greeks didn't have a V ...i think the Russians do.