American Army vs Russian Army Comparison

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  • Опубліковано 27 жов 2024

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  • @Neverlose001
    @Neverlose001 Рік тому +36840

    Bros just showing 19 strippers and calling it the American army

    • @stormtrooper0474
      @stormtrooper0474 Рік тому +1820

      Not far off though

    • @toversnoleu8769
      @toversnoleu8769 Рік тому

      Haha and those strippers wipe the floor with the russian army anyway 😂

    • @ЕгорДнс
      @ЕгорДнс Рік тому +340

      ​@@NobleDorito8698кто там кому надрал?Не много ли взял на себя?

    • @SuperduckMusic
      @SuperduckMusic Рік тому +1158

      They chose Russian army ya know the one with untrained conscripts it’s clearly a propaganda acount

    • @tcon117
      @tcon117 Рік тому +1

      @@ЕгорДнсneed I remind your ass about Red February, Battle of Khasham.

  • @Jemoto-wn3nw
    @Jemoto-wn3nw 2 роки тому +33661

    “American army” doesn’t even show American soldiers

    • @MrHeuvaladao
      @MrHeuvaladao 2 роки тому +3

      They're calling americans pussies, dude.

    • @BryanAusfC
      @BryanAusfC 2 роки тому +726

      So true so true

    • @Nn.553
      @Nn.553 2 роки тому +371

      It's Actually Living People

    • @derrick4544
      @derrick4544 2 роки тому +143

      They were soldiers.

    • @derrick4544
      @derrick4544 2 роки тому +82

      They were soldiers.

  • @maskich06
    @maskich06 Рік тому +4278

    I'm from Russia, and I can say this is stupid how author took some strippers in army uniform and called this "US army"

    • @exodus6996
      @exodus6996 Рік тому +93

      “i’m from russia”-🕵🏼

    • @theshoe1391
      @theshoe1391 Рік тому

      ​@@exodus6996What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    • @BrazilianImperialist
      @BrazilianImperialist Рік тому +116

      Strippers and American soldiers are the same thing

    • @brayden2zz358
      @brayden2zz358 Рік тому +157

      @@BrazilianImperialisttheir really not kid USA is the 2nd most strongest country in the world

    • @DarkXwolf17_SDV_SDN
      @DarkXwolf17_SDV_SDN Рік тому

      ​@@BrazilianImperialistkid, Strippers are from those clubs who suck on di¢k$, The US Army is WAYYY DIFFERENT, they have advanced tanks and weaponry like the M1 Abrams and Assault Rifles

  • @ice.chest.2023
    @ice.chest.2023 13 днів тому +181

    Lil bro graduated from the applejacks bathroom 💀

  • @Bill.Cipher.000
    @Bill.Cipher.000 11 місяців тому +7152

    Bro graduated from WhatsApp University 💀

  • @NicolasCermak
    @NicolasCermak 8 місяців тому +6670

    Bro graduated from a mcdonalds driveway 💀

    • @juicevision853
      @juicevision853 7 місяців тому +29

      FR AND I LIKED

    • @juicevision853
      @juicevision853 7 місяців тому +23

      FR AND I LIKED

    • @chogybambs
      @chogybambs 7 місяців тому +15

      No Soviet strongest ​@@iminevitable_moon

    • @ThePixelated_kris
      @ThePixelated_kris 7 місяців тому +57

      @@chogybambssoviet union is dead it will never come back

    • @chogybambs
      @chogybambs 7 місяців тому +7

      @@ThePixelated_kris reunite🔨⚒️⚒️

  • @Mcdonalds_Xiao1
    @Mcdonalds_Xiao1 Рік тому +3448

    Bro didn’t have the guts to show the actual US military 😂

    • @CMP-st5wh
      @CMP-st5wh Рік тому +151

      Like the one with "two moms" in the recruitment ad? Lol

    • @crackaddict3977
      @crackaddict3977 Рік тому +35

      ​@@CMP-st5whher beef patty fell out of her pelvic region you could hear it flop on the floor

    • @totoreit7562
      @totoreit7562 Рік тому

      I'm not a supporter of the US I hate them honestly, but really because of that ad now the US army is weaker then the Russian army? That is losing to Ukraine, you will say obviously that nato sends weapons to Ukraine and so it's not fair... but wait the US army wasn't weaker than the Russian army... the west wasn't polluted from "Lgbtq propaganda", ho they can be stronger and weaker of the Russian army? You all from the US to Russia are all fools who believes that your side is right, but they do the same things over and over again, and they both send people to die because of the propaganda to concentrate more power in the hands of the few, for America the arms industries and for Russia the oligarchs and the "Great" tzar Putin, you all need to wake up from the propaganda that all of them are feeding to you, the people, the workers of the world need to unite and defeat capitalism and despotism from the face of the earth! The world will not be perfect either when the revolution returns but it will be much better

    • @Randomytchannele
      @Randomytchannele Рік тому +4

      Fr

    • @AngelicoCiudad
      @AngelicoCiudad Рік тому

      American soldiers are strong, but they're foreshadowed by wokeness, LGBTQ, diversity, and gunphobic peoples. Russia never got rid of their masculinity, military proud, and nationality proud.

  • @Kepler170
    @Kepler170 22 дні тому +102

    bro graduated from the Chuck E. Cheese Jungle gym

  • @AIGTF9904
    @AIGTF9904 10 місяців тому +3640

    Least obvious Russian propaganda:

    • @tounss1835
      @tounss1835 9 місяців тому +87

      gay🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🇬🇧

    • @JustANervousWreck
      @JustANervousWreck 9 місяців тому +310

      @@tounss1835well, it’s over. This guy just unequivocally proved we are gay.

    • @Elmascapito33
      @Elmascapito33 9 місяців тому +1

      🏳️‍🌈=🇷🇺​@@tounss1835

    • @НатальяСтепанова-г5о
      @НатальяСтепанова-г5о 9 місяців тому +1

      А если вдруг пропаганда США будет вы будете сраться и лежать ебало тому человеку который пропагандурует США потому что вы подсосы байдена хотя вы клоуны🇺🇸💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👎😊

    • @RawrX32009
      @RawrX32009 9 місяців тому +50

      ​@@tounss1835Actually I'm not, I go both ways XD

  • @FujikkoJP
    @FujikkoJP Рік тому +4076

    *Bruh it was a model show.* 💀

  • @Gooblification
    @Gooblification Рік тому +2188

    Meanwhile Russia can’t even fight a nation 1/10th their size and 1/3 their population

    • @n0ne226
      @n0ne226 Рік тому +76

      Wdym "can't even fight"? Who you talking about

    • @mggogetem
      @mggogetem Рік тому

      for an upaid PR you are sucking russia's dick hard@@n0ne226

    • @JustAnAverageGuyToo
      @JustAnAverageGuyToo Рік тому +283

      ​@@n0ne226ukraine, russia can't even fight ukraine

    • @n0ne226
      @n0ne226 Рік тому +147

      @@JustAnAverageGuyToo then why Ukraine still haven't returned their territories fully? Cope..

    • @tutel9496
      @tutel9496 Рік тому +423

      ​@@n0ne226I dunno. Why is Russia hasn't defeat Ukraine? I thought this was supposed to be "3 days" special military operation?

  • @JakobMcwilliams
    @JakobMcwilliams 12 днів тому +20

    Dude graduated form a two story mic Donald’s play house

  • @FireOccator
    @FireOccator Рік тому +1547

    Those models are probably more dangerous than the Russian military.

    • @ThrashingCode
      @ThrashingCode Рік тому +98

      Truth. Especially if they are indeed Americans, they're probably better armed too.

    • @johannr2658
      @johannr2658 Рік тому +75

      Fax. A captured russian BTR troop transport was examined and its armor was made out of cardboard and egg cartons.

    • @CommunistKub
      @CommunistKub Рік тому +35

      ​@@johannr2658And Abrams' turret armor was pierced with a stone)

    • @becomeunlimited
      @becomeunlimited Рік тому

      Oh that's interesting, did the models also kill hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians? Did they stop a 3-months lasting NATO-armed and trained counter offensive?

    • @dominikbarvir6255
      @dominikbarvir6255 Рік тому

      @@CommunistKub Fun Fact
      Did you know average russian officer has more medals than IQ?

  • @MyNameIsElijah
    @MyNameIsElijah 8 місяців тому +1112

    The “American Army” you showed was strippers. The “Russian Army” you showed is the Kazakh Navy. So the second one isn’t even Russian nor Army.

    • @williamtodd582
      @williamtodd582 8 місяців тому +29

      If all armies be like "American army", there would be a peace and love all around the world😊

    • @xOceanSpirit
      @xOceanSpirit 8 місяців тому +13

      Казахстана 😂

    • @Reshlurboop
      @Reshlurboop 7 місяців тому

      The “American soldiers” are Panamanian

    • @OXY187
      @OXY187 7 місяців тому +2

      nah its accurate. thats us navy for u bro

    • @JogadorRocha
      @JogadorRocha 7 місяців тому +7

      Man, I love the American army and I'm Brazilian

  • @theoneandonlybridge4210
    @theoneandonlybridge4210 2 місяці тому +1190

    Bro got his education from the back of a cereal box

    • @Amay-t5p
      @Amay-t5p 2 місяці тому +6

      LOL

    • @CameronsMusic
      @CameronsMusic 2 місяці тому +4

      R/murderedbywords

    • @Jamessmart1254
      @Jamessmart1254 2 місяці тому +5

      He got his education from the Frosted Flakes box 😂😂😂

    • @theoneandonlybridge4210
      @theoneandonlybridge4210 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Jamessmart1254 well, at least his education was grrrrreat

    • @hsbsnkkd
      @hsbsnkkd 2 місяці тому

      He got his education from a Russian controlled African nation.

  • @SamuelBruyn
    @SamuelBruyn 14 днів тому +4

    As a russian pure blood, this is extremely inappropriate, as the russian army has commited atrocities and is not for nato, probably wouldve already killed far too many people. Yall bouta say “party pooper” or “ jeez its just a joke”

  • @theenclave6254
    @theenclave6254 Рік тому +1947

    Damn, as someone serving in the US Army, I certainly haven’t seen any of those ‘American soldiers’.

    • @slavamarlow1604
      @slavamarlow1604 Рік тому +24

      What branch

    • @gavinedgerton5880
      @gavinedgerton5880 Рік тому +33

      @@slavamarlow1604 LOL

    • @slavamarlow1604
      @slavamarlow1604 Рік тому +11

      @@gavinedgerton5880 the branch of Detroit Pistons and they are called that bc they piss them selves aton

    • @gavinedgerton5880
      @gavinedgerton5880 Рік тому +73

      @@slavamarlow1604 tf are you talking about dude😂 your going schizo after asking a soldier in the *US ARMY* like myself what branch they are in

    • @hyekat
      @hyekat Рік тому +29

      ​@@slavamarlow1604 ..the Army.

  • @MalayCatz
    @MalayCatz 2 місяці тому +1487

    American army: 🗿
    Russian army: 🗿
    This video: 🤡

    • @pantherrodcham2079
      @pantherrodcham2079 2 місяці тому +23

      Yes😂😂😂

    • @BurnBlaze99
      @BurnBlaze99 2 місяці тому +37

      Russia Army needs some work, the equipment is outdated and they have been struggling to fight a country that is so much weeker than them in ever aspect.

    • @cyberpanzer
      @cyberpanzer 2 місяці тому +12

      @@BurnBlaze99that’s cause commander corruptovich sells all the good gear

    • @radenlayni4442
      @radenlayni4442 2 місяці тому

      ​@@BurnBlaze99 Bro said Russia is north korea 💀💀💀 Russia is actually producing brand New tanks and planes so shh lgbtqkid

    • @radenlayni4442
      @radenlayni4442 2 місяці тому

      ​@@BurnBlaze99Don’t forget ukraine is helped by nato, Russia is actually fighting like 60 countries at the same time

  • @Bfdi-Enjoyer
    @Bfdi-Enjoyer 10 місяців тому +1248

    As a Russian who now lives in America- this is just cringe propaganda.

    • @Freylefox
      @Freylefox 9 місяців тому +68

      Hello welcome to the states I hope you enjoy our country despite all the corruption and bullshit that happens

    • @Bfdi-Enjoyer
      @Bfdi-Enjoyer 9 місяців тому +62

      @@Freylefox thank you, I’m using google translate so I hope my spelling isn’t trash but yeah, I still manage to enjoy America despite its flaws (:

    • @ruslan3489
      @ruslan3489 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Freylefox are you for real right now? Most of the foreigners thinks that America is the most democratic place with least of corruption and any kind of criminal government.

    • @AleV69692
      @AleV69692 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@Bfdi-Enjoyeralthough it has many flaws, cuisine is not one of them! What's your favorite dish since staying here?

    • @bobert846
      @bobert846 9 місяців тому +2

      I thought it was a shitpost💀💀💀

  • @Noone-vv9yb
    @Noone-vv9yb 14 днів тому +1

    I would like to say i have trained with americans and the kind of equipment they have is mind blowing i see where that billion of dollor go huge respect

  • @enclaveboomer281
    @enclaveboomer281 Рік тому +2631

    When you give your 12 year old capcut

    • @Suriganda
      @Suriganda Рік тому +8

      ​@@SCA_Ballayo why are you here

    • @SCA_Ball
      @SCA_Ball Рік тому +5

      @@Suriganda idk

    • @Michael-vl8gx
      @Michael-vl8gx Рік тому +4

      shh

    • @R4idZ_71
      @R4idZ_71 Рік тому +1

      ​@@SCA_BallYo bro^^

    • @canahmets.8216
      @canahmets.8216 Рік тому +4

      No, that women were not 12 year old and were not using cap cut 😊🇷🇺

  • @Penguin-qy8cb
    @Penguin-qy8cb Місяць тому +370

    This is the result when you graduated from a Russian Whatsapp group chat

  • @Bundeswehr.
    @Bundeswehr. Рік тому +3210

    Russian media be like :
    Edit:why the hell am i a bot?

    • @Felip2880
      @Felip2880 Рік тому +70

      Fr lol 💀🦴

    • @Ilies87delta
      @Ilies87delta Рік тому +25

      Bot Media otan be like

    • @Niggcolo
      @Niggcolo Рік тому +65

      @Vegeta YT it’s quite a stretch to label every American soldier as…this.

    • @3ChZer0
      @3ChZer0 Рік тому +1

      lol

    • @Ilies87delta
      @Ilies87delta Рік тому +2

      Troll of bot media otan

  • @rancor753alt2.
    @rancor753alt2. 2 дні тому +2

    Bro got his diploma at the 7-11 receipt printer💀🙏

  • @SpitfireEssa
    @SpitfireEssa 2 місяці тому +819

    Bro got his political science degree from the slice of cheese in the back of a goodwill💀

  • @frame659
    @frame659 Рік тому +916

    As a russian, i see this not as an attempt of harassing the USA, but as a harassment of my own country. Honestly, the person that made this should feel ashamed for posting this on UA-cam. Should've compared an actual footage of the US Army instead of what i am seeing right now.

    • @janhermanvanman9581
      @janhermanvanman9581 Рік тому +20

      How is a 3 day hot war against Ukraine going? 😂
      2 Days to Kiev 😂
      2 weeks to English Channel 😂
      Most of your tanks ended up in a space mission after meeting Javelins and MBT laws, more equipment abandoned to save stolen toilets for just 3% of US Army budget.

    • @frame659
      @frame659 Рік тому +116

      @@janhermanvanman9581 I'm not gonna be arguing with you as i see absolutely no point in doing so, but thank you for sharing your opinion on the conflict tho, i hope that you'll enjoy your day over there.

    • @raizel2601
      @raizel2601 Рік тому

      @@frame659eh don’t listen to these dumb people, I’m American myself and see nth wrong with other loving their own country

    • @ericcaldwell2074
      @ericcaldwell2074 Рік тому +48

      As an American from a small town I respect your honesty. Also I would like to say the world shouldn't believe that's those few in America who constantly spew the gay propaganda narrative represents Americans. A lot of Americans don't like and do not agree with the woke whiners.

    • @meem5415
      @meem5415 Рік тому +26

      ​​@@frame659Харош, как украинец рад видеть что ещё остались адекватные люди с обоих сторон (украинцы и русские) которым наплевать на политику и которые не спорят с такими даунами🤝🏻

  • @Chezborgrr
    @Chezborgrr 11 місяців тому +1506

    Bro got so scared of usa he put strippers💀

    • @FBIisgreat
      @FBIisgreat 10 місяців тому +23

      He be speaking fax

    • @SonOfIrak
      @SonOfIrak 10 місяців тому

      scared ? haha america is gay

    • @mdudley3719
      @mdudley3719 10 місяців тому

      Ain't no way german mf talking bout armies lmao@@FBIisgreat

    • @aleksandarplavsic6751
      @aleksandarplavsic6751 10 місяців тому

      It doesnt matter even if its true, but in general it shows mentality of your nation which is 😂

    • @michealmyers616
      @michealmyers616 10 місяців тому +20

      No one scared of yall

  • @AnimationFrontlines
    @AnimationFrontlines 8 днів тому +4

    "Tell me you like Russia without telling me you like Russia"

  • @Hotdogcookie20
    @Hotdogcookie20 7 місяців тому +1062

    Bro graduated from youtube shorts 💀

  • @Mr_Random_real566
    @Mr_Random_real566 11 місяців тому +251

    “American soldiers”
    Strippers
    “Russian soldiers”
    Polish army
    [edit] most likes I’ve ever gotten

    • @викаушакова-й4ч
      @викаушакова-й4ч 10 місяців тому

      Russians soldier is russian sulder...

    • @majorjakub5180
      @majorjakub5180 10 місяців тому +1

      What

    • @OfficialSynthestic
      @OfficialSynthestic 10 місяців тому +2

      ⁠@@majorjakub5180i think their saying the russian army is small and has barely any budget, i went on a website to compare both the russian army and the polish army. But yeah he should have put a bit more context there

    • @OfficialSynthestic
      @OfficialSynthestic 10 місяців тому +2

      @@majorjakub5180but still the polish army is def better then russian army

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 10 місяців тому +1

      @@OfficialSynthesticagreed the modern Russian army is not doing very well

  • @Plane_Person
    @Plane_Person 11 місяців тому +959

    Bro just found strippers un camo outfits and called it the us military 💀

    • @FREEDOM_......4233
      @FREEDOM_......4233 10 місяців тому +9

      What's the difference 🤨

    • @practicekiwii2944
      @practicekiwii2944 10 місяців тому +16

      @FREEDOM_......4233
      HELP R U RUSSIAN YOUR COUNTRY IS LOSING THE WAR 😬 WAKE UP
      AS AN AMERICAN EVEN THE CITIZENS DONT WANT TO MESS WITH THE ARMY-

    • @stizan9185
      @stizan9185 10 місяців тому

      its a joke

    • @FREEDOM_......4233
      @FREEDOM_......4233 10 місяців тому +1

      @@practicekiwii2944 😂😂
      According to who?
      BBC?🤣

    • @braydenfarrell1177
      @braydenfarrell1177 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@FREEDOM_......4233The strippers dont posses
      M-9 Repear Drones
      F-15 Falcons
      M1 Abrams tanks
      F-35'S
      A dozen aircraft carriers
      F-14 Tomcats
      Bradleys
      B-52 bombers
      The weight of the world largest military industrial complex
      Quite a big difference

  • @2001septeleven
    @2001septeleven 3 дні тому +5

    Bro graduated from the shampoo bottle instructions 💀💀

  • @blwssme
    @blwssme 3 місяці тому +1162

    Bro graduated from the chick fil a menu💀💀💀

  • @GooblyWoobly69
    @GooblyWoobly69 2 місяці тому +436

    Yeah the Russian army is frightening with their struggle to invade a bordering country

    • @garthbrooks8336
      @garthbrooks8336 2 місяці тому +8

      What are you talking about hahaha where have you been living?

    • @Justice-13
      @Justice-13 2 місяці тому +57

      @@garthbrooks8336where have you been living not only have they struggled but Russia got invaded back like bruh…

    • @DodgedodgesProblems
      @DodgedodgesProblems 2 місяці тому +24

      @@garthbrooks8336 they are getting invaded. Ukraine has taken more Russian soil. They have been dominating Russia as of recently.

    • @chrisbrown8748
      @chrisbrown8748 Місяць тому +12

      @@garthbrooks8336We’re living in the country that’s enjoying watching Russia lose over 1,000 troops per day while inflation continues to rise in Russia as Russias oil refineries get blown up on a nightly basis🤣🤣🤣. Russia has lost more troops in its limited 3 day special military operation against a neighboring country than we Americans lost in WWII and the entirety of our idiotic war on terror combined which spanned the globe with not a single battle taking place right over the border of the USA🤣🤣🤣

    • @jackystar-n5c
      @jackystar-n5c Місяць тому +8

      @@DodgedodgesProblems You do realise that for that one region, Ukraine has lost a huge amount of troops. Ukraine also suffered bombardments of 10 cities in retalliation from the kursk invasion. While I do have a western viewpoint, Ukraine is not exactly in a advantageous position. Sorry to inform you this news brother/.

  • @VloggingByHadi
    @VloggingByHadi Рік тому +406

    Bro graduated from leftover vodka 💀

    • @melihbayleon749
      @melihbayleon749 Рік тому +1

      Bro still thinks russia is stronger than Usa after Usa saved soviet union from german 💀💀💀💀

    • @Somethingthatexist
      @Somethingthatexist Рік тому

      True

    • @mrs_blacki_vouker
      @mrs_blacki_vouker Рік тому +1

      I couldn’t translate what you wrote, but I don’t really like the meaning of what you wrote.

    • @Astronaut502
      @Astronaut502 Рік тому +1

      ​@@mrs_blacki_voukerhe said that he is stupid and graduates in a school on a leftover vodka or if you cant understand, can you say your country feeling uncomfort, then nah

  • @Seandavis-t7hfbi
    @Seandavis-t7hfbi 23 дні тому +4

    Bro tried to glaze Russia but failed horribly
    (My guy got his degree from a Walmart parking lot)

  • @TheConflictLibrary
    @TheConflictLibrary Рік тому +514

    This type of intelligence may be the cause of Russia’a defeats in Ukraine

    • @dantisit
      @dantisit Рік тому +26

      Look at Bakhmut. There is now a Russian PMC WAGNER. In Bakhmut, the best units of Ukraine were defeated, including the American PMCs "Mozart".

    • @TheConflictLibrary
      @TheConflictLibrary Рік тому +57

      @@dantisit this is true, however it has nothing to do with Russian intelligence and rather brute force in frontal assaults. Meanwhile the Russians suffered tens of thousands of deaths to capture less then half of bhakmut. Ukraine suffered too, but not nearly as much.

    • @dantisit
      @dantisit Рік тому

      Where did you get the information about Wagner's losses? Russia's losses in the Bakhmut direction cannot exceed 10 thousand in any way because Wagner is the only Russian unit located there. The number of PMCs "WAGNER" for August 2022 is 8 thousand people (Since that time there have been no replenishments of PMCs "WAGNER"). I have not found the exact losses of the WAGNER PMCs, I will be glad if you send them to me. I did not find the exact losses of the APU in Bakhmut, but we can calculate the minimum losses based on the media. In January, the German edition of Spiegel, citing its sources, wrote that the German Federal Intelligence Service (BND) "is alarmed because of the high losses suffered by the Ukrainian army in the battles for the strategically important city of Bakhmut." According to the publication, the foreign intelligence service informed security politicians in the Bundestag at a secret meeting this week that currently the Ukrainian army is losing a three-digit number of soldiers every day in battles with the Russians. But these are completely inaccurate figures. The official of the militia of the Luhansk People's Republic, Andrei Marochkoi, states that the losses of the Afu near Bakhmut amount to about 500 people per day. The adviser to Zelensky's office, Alexey Arestovich, talks about the losses of 200-300 people a day. Here is more recent news from the telegrams of the PMC "Wagner" channel "The Severobakhmut garrison was defeated." The Severobakhmut garrison was the last line of defense before Artemovsk. According to the statements of the Russian media, after the capture of the city of Soledar, the Garrison suffered losses of 8 thousand people and retreated to Krasnaya gora. Now, according to Wagner's telegram channel, the garrison was defeated, and the Krasnaya gora was taken under Russian control.

    • @dantisit
      @dantisit Рік тому +12

      @@TheConflictLibrary You said that Russia will lose because of its poor intelligence. Why does Russia need intelligence in the war against Ukraine? Ukraine covers all its major offensives in the media in advance, and Ukrainian soldiers very often post their location on their social networks. A lot of missile strikes have already been made thanks to the social networks of Ukrainian soldiers. Before the start of the Ukrainian offensive on Kherson, Russia withdrew its troops from there and finished off the Ukrainian troops that entered the city with artillery. Thereby reducing their losses to zero.

    • @Yagh10
      @Yagh10 Рік тому

      ​@@dantisit according to these new FBI documents that were leaked recently the Russians are getting hammered right now, before you claim "western propaganda" these documents weren't made for public viewing so this is the most realistic results shown so far
      35k Russian troops (at the minimum) KIA
      17.5K Ukrainians (at the maximum) KIA
      So even best possible outcome for Russia Ukrainian forces are killing Russian forces twice as much, gains have halted from the original rush for Kiev and retreat of the Russian forces, Russians often post videos online showing their positions and movements getting themselves killed it's not just Ukrainians

  • @Barsulla
    @Barsulla 7 місяців тому +880

    Bro those “American woman” were filmed in Mexico☠️

    • @A_localguy
      @A_localguy 5 місяців тому +14

      Then I wouldn't expect then to be American especially because it's Mexico💀

    • @TheTiredAndSleepyOwl
      @TheTiredAndSleepyOwl 5 місяців тому +6

      Dude 💀

    • @LoL-mn6dw
      @LoL-mn6dw 5 місяців тому +6

      I love your name

    • @baldwiniv5339
      @baldwiniv5339 5 місяців тому

      cant tell the difference between the two. both shitholes.

    • @tlg4007
      @tlg4007 5 місяців тому +4

      OOOoooo, that's embarassing..

  • @xaneth11
    @xaneth11 9 місяців тому +370

    *This is exactly what happens when 5 year olds get internet access* 💀

  • @F-117_NlGHTHAWK
    @F-117_NlGHTHAWK 5 днів тому +1

    Lil bro graduated from the gulag 💀

  • @Your_western_knight
    @Your_western_knight 3 місяці тому +585

    Bro got his degree from the bathroom sink

    • @shandon360
      @shandon360 2 місяці тому +7

      @Your_western_knight It had to make it's way through the complex network of glory holes for delivery

    • @mansss9611
      @mansss9611 2 місяці тому +5

      No thats to complex for him

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 2 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @Dumykat
      @Dumykat Місяць тому

      nah, he didn’t get a degree, he just got a fahrenheit and hated it

  • @RealestGoober.
    @RealestGoober. Рік тому +763

    I present to you the smartest russian shorts youtuber, those arent even american soldier's 💀

    • @ussr8337
      @ussr8337 Рік тому +23

      But Russia still better

    • @ussr8337
      @ussr8337 Рік тому +16

      Ussr > USA

    • @kegkl
      @kegkl Рік тому +174

      ​@@ussr8337the USSR collapsed 32 years ago dude it's time to move on

    • @linked5625
      @linked5625 Рік тому +137

      @@ussr8337 lol Russia cant even give their own troops real helmets

    • @linked5625
      @linked5625 Рік тому +96

      @@ussr8337 bro wants attention 💀💀💀

  • @Robloxisgood248
    @Robloxisgood248 Рік тому +443

    When a Russian 5 Year old boy gets a UA-cam account

    • @RanOver2004
      @RanOver2004 Рік тому +8

      Hell yeah 😂😂😂

    • @Artisire
      @Artisire Рік тому +3

      Ikr😂

    • @dembil441
      @dembil441 Рік тому +1

      Или поплачь к маме... Сосунок!

    • @Sally_Kristen
      @Sally_Kristen Рік тому

      ​@@dembil441научись писать, дегенерат

    • @mrs_blacki_vouker
      @mrs_blacki_vouker Рік тому +1

      PLEASE NOTE THAT RUSSIANS AT 5 YEARS OLD CAN NOT WRITE IN RUSSIAN OR ENGLISH!!!! In any case, I don’t like people from my country who can’t distinguish something from something...
      If there are any mistakes here, please forgive me(
      Я устала это писать
      hehe

  • @SamuelJolly-l6v
    @SamuelJolly-l6v 21 день тому +3

    Bro, i don't have any words right now. I just lost the last of my braincells trying to figure out how this man graduated

  • @ralphsaavedra2326
    @ralphsaavedra2326 Рік тому +737

    Let's face it, at this point Beyonce's army of dancers are better funded than the actual Russian military

  • @ConnorCongiusta
    @ConnorCongiusta 7 місяців тому +577

    Found the kid who also thinks that the first one was the US Army 💀

    • @KoingHub
      @KoingHub 7 місяців тому +19

      XD too much russian propaganda for today

    • @Mitch-w1n
      @Mitch-w1n 7 місяців тому +12

      Propaganda at its worst😂

    • @EvieLovesJesus_17
      @EvieLovesJesus_17 6 місяців тому +5

      Haahhaha

    • @akku845
      @akku845 6 місяців тому +2

      Not far off though

    • @ConnorCongiusta
      @ConnorCongiusta 6 місяців тому +5

      @@akku845 bud the United States doesn’t have a lot of women in their military, and if there’s countries with the most women in their military Russia is one of them

  • @gigachad01488
    @gigachad01488 Рік тому +220

    Russian army is powerful and great in TikTok and UA-cam/Shorts, not at the battlefield.

    • @johnfitzgeraldkennedy5076
      @johnfitzgeraldkennedy5076 Рік тому +38

      Remember when they said they would take Ukraine in a couple weeks

    • @Putin-Lox
      @Putin-Lox 11 місяців тому +13

      России в общем-то уже и нет.
      Если НЕ врать самим себе.
      Четверть страны просто утеряна или уничтожена. Половина населения сбежало с этой раздолбанной помойки навсегда. Экономики больше нет.
      В стране нищета, разруха и безработица. Копеечные зарплаты.
      И абсолютно никакой надежды на будущее..................................

    • @Her_vam_a_ne_psevdonim
      @Her_vam_a_ne_psevdonim 11 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@molokoayninay5148Наши говорили, в начале СВО (но вроде один только генерал), но американские генералы говорили это чаще

    • @zerotheboxer
      @zerotheboxer 11 місяців тому +14

      ​@@molokoayninay5148 NATO support was so slow we gave you orcs months to take Ukraine before giving them real aid

    • @molokoayninay5148
      @molokoayninay5148 11 місяців тому

      @@Her_vam_a_ne_psevdonim давай, где и когда). Я слушаю. Я могу найти интервью где другие говорили что вот за вот неделю или бла бла. Но где факты то?)

  • @Random_GuyEditz_2.0
    @Random_GuyEditz_2.0 14 годин тому +1

    Song:💀
    Video:🗿

  • @CARTIPLAYZROBLOX
    @CARTIPLAYZROBLOX 9 місяців тому +177

    Putin 100% owns this channel 😂😂😂

  • @prosgamimg
    @prosgamimg Рік тому +572

    Bro called himself stupid in 69 languages
    51 likes🎉

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 11 місяців тому +4

      Have you seen modern American military propaganda? It’s embarrassing.

    • @mihong1187
      @mihong1187 11 місяців тому

      This to me is the most stupid edit it's just no

    • @BottomOfTheLineup
      @BottomOfTheLineup 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@zzodysseuszzThat's just the stuff they show on the news. I live near one of the biggest Air Force bases in the US and Have been on base a few times, Every Military guy or girl I meet are what true Americans look like.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
      Anytime you see a Veteran or Current Military be sure and thank them for keeping YOU safe.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @juniormendez6375
    @juniormendez6375 Рік тому +500

    The creator of this video graduated from the McDonald’s dollar menu

    • @Deutschland2025
      @Deutschland2025 Рік тому +26

      Nah he just working for ruble 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HanzTheODST
      @HanzTheODST Рік тому +29

      @eliasyusufi3906because he’s a sane human being, also the USA is ludicrously stronger than Russia

    • @YouTubeIsSeriouslyFucked
      @YouTubeIsSeriouslyFucked Рік тому +25

      ​@eliasyusufi3906at least soldiers from LGB can at least fight proper and not worry about corrupt higher ups making fake gear

    • @bigrageno.2259
      @bigrageno.2259 Рік тому

      ​@eliasyusufi3906cause they're muppets my good sir. US is already a f* up place so don't worry, they'll find more ways to destroy themselfs eventualy lol

    • @tacticalops4
      @tacticalops4 Рік тому

      Indeed

  • @billybrake8394
    @billybrake8394 5 днів тому +2

    🦅 how dare you *cough* 🦅 WE ARE THE STRONGEST😡

  • @cylinder7186
    @cylinder7186 Рік тому +448

    Bro showed like 20 women in a costume and called it “amEriCaN aRmY”

    • @jbstarkiller4626
      @jbstarkiller4626 Рік тому +4

      That’s the joke

    • @Your.typical.German.2.
      @Your.typical.German.2. 11 місяців тому

      ⁠@@jbstarkiller4626someone says this is like a propaganda account but untrained RussIan conscripts would like to say other wise

    • @jbstarkiller4626
      @jbstarkiller4626 11 місяців тому

      @@Your.typical.German.2. um ok🤨

    • @dfasd32
      @dfasd32 11 місяців тому +1

      It is not a joke, trust me, many Russian "patriots" think like that.

  • @Oraptor33
    @Oraptor33 2 місяці тому +397

    Bro didn’t get a degree, He got a Celsius. 💀

    • @gammr3227
      @gammr3227 Місяць тому +5

      Underrated af comment

    • @Watchembleed211
      @Watchembleed211 Місяць тому +2

      😂

    • @divina6595
      @divina6595 Місяць тому

      Imagine copying a comment stupid

    • @randomperson-d5v
      @randomperson-d5v Місяць тому +1

      he got a kelvin

    • @Memeak-yn5rq
      @Memeak-yn5rq Місяць тому +3

      lol. Bro does not know that the US has the single handle strongest army in the whole world. There is a reason the US can,t be invaded.

  • @Bowiesway
    @Bowiesway Рік тому +359

    12 years ago:*Drops kid*Oh Timmy! Eh you’ll be fine…
    12 years later:

    • @Skskwjwj
      @Skskwjwj Рік тому

      Смэх да и только

    • @VlNCEY
      @VlNCEY Рік тому +1

      That’s was so funny ☺️ now do another joke, I didn’t hire a clown for one joke. 🤡

    • @gog_gog6319
      @gog_gog6319 Рік тому +15

      ​@@VlNCEYi mean were is he wrong. US litetaly has good enough mititary to assert power through all continents and contain relative peace everywhere. Its just US government that doesn't have balls to use this army

    • @VlNCEY
      @VlNCEY Рік тому +1

      @@gog_gog6319 no they made a transphobic joke..

    • @zusk6818
      @zusk6818 Рік тому +2

      Stop, as someone who suffers from brain damage I will not be associated with 12yo Tommy on his iPad

  • @CuteStarzArt
    @CuteStarzArt 3 дні тому +1

    I'm American maybe people don't support me cuz I'm American but I support everyone else

  • @Giitzerland
    @Giitzerland Рік тому +697

    Whoever made this is missing part of their brain, the part containing reality.

    • @melihbayleon749
      @melihbayleon749 Рік тому +1

      Bro still thinking russian army is strong after all wars made against russians were failed cuz winter and westerns helped him 💀💀💀💀

    • @flamethrower523
      @flamethrower523 Рік тому +6

      and on LGBT, he guessed right

    • @alexmac1567
      @alexmac1567 Рік тому +27

      ​@@flamethrower523nope because there has been gay people in the army for years and they be kicking ass

    • @ApolloFirearms
      @ApolloFirearms Рік тому

      @@alexmac1567not a fan of a lot of gay people (they can be REALLY annoying sometimes) but yea, if US is invaded or some shit, I’m gonna love ol’ Jimmy who likes the big dick to come save me

    • @Venoxisguides
      @Venoxisguides Рік тому

      ​@@alexmac1567taking it in the ass you mean?

  • @unclesamlovesplanes
    @unclesamlovesplanes 11 місяців тому +297

    The ironic thing is that the US has the strongest army, strongest air force, and the only 6th generation combat aircraft.

    • @Gilbert-Gutterman
      @Gilbert-Gutterman 10 місяців тому +21

      ...AND had been the only nation with a 5th gen for a while.

    • @ВасяПупкин-ъ6и1д
      @ВасяПупкин-ъ6и1д 10 місяців тому +10

      Ну это всё не поможет когда прилетит сармат

    • @unclesamlovesplanes
      @unclesamlovesplanes 10 місяців тому

      @@ВасяПупкин-ъ6и1д is that a Russian religious thing

    • @dreadobear
      @dreadobear 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ВасяПупкин-ъ6и1дAre you saying that the USA won't beat ass?

    • @elytraman1809
      @elytraman1809 10 місяців тому +9

      Also we hold spots in the top ten air forces with our other branches too

  • @riccardomarinaro3061
    @riccardomarinaro3061 Рік тому +666

    “US army” proceed to show strippers.”Russian army” proceeds to show a parade of people dead in ukraine

    • @Deutritium93
      @Deutritium93 11 місяців тому +13

      I mean, with the way our armed forces are going today, this video isn’t all that far off. Failing recruitment numbers, obese and overweight, and trans people joining because now it’s essentially a free pass for them to receive their “necessary” medical procedures, all under tax payer dime, and they also do not have to serve any combat roles. And with Ukraine? Last time I checked, Russia still has all of its territory there and is now rebuilding those regions. Ukraine? They can only manage a dent in Russia because we fund and supply them. That gets cut off one day, and Ukraine will no longer be able to fight. Sorry but I don’t buy MSM narratives towards the Nazi government in Ukraine.

    • @Frosty_V0
      @Frosty_V0 11 місяців тому

      @@Deutritium93💯

    • @nloo
      @nloo 11 місяців тому

      🇺🇸💩🤡

    • @rednovember2205
      @rednovember2205 11 місяців тому +29

      @@Deutritium932500 Russian tanks destroyed to an army we gave 5% of the Nato budget to in order to defend itself. Russia has also gained a whopping 18% of Ukraine to that number. And our military hasn’t had to do much of anything. Oof.

    • @lukedalton
      @lukedalton 11 місяців тому +27

      @@Deutritium93 buddy sorry to burst your bubble but the supposed second army of the world in almost two f...d years had failed in achieving any single objective of his 'special military operation' and needed help from military giant like Iran and North Korea to mantain his forces supplied and all at the simple cost of ten thousands of deaths and the loss of tons of his most modern equipment. Plus Russia had not rebuilt anything, the place is a destroyed mess that will need years and billions of $ (that Russia don't have) to rebuild. Sure this clash with the vision of the macho russian army that destroy the woke army but that vision exist only in your imagination

  • @Evan-27
    @Evan-27 14 днів тому +1

    Hate to break it to you, but i think those are dancers...

  • @toastbight
    @toastbight Рік тому +612

    Aight who gave an 11 year old CapCut

    • @donweas5707
      @donweas5707 Рік тому

      Lmao still a fag army

    • @Green-the-military-monkey
      @Green-the-military-monkey Рік тому +5

      Well I’m definitely not the 11 year old I’m a patriotic American also even if I wasn’t I’m not dumb also I wouldn’t over power any military I know all of there strengths

    • @toastbight
      @toastbight Рік тому +11

      @@Green-the-military-monkey the channel that this video is from is literally labeled as from america if you check. Besides isn’t it obvious. Most places america invades there’s reason, while Russia had no reason to invade Ukraine except of excuses and revanchism

    • @BallSniffer2700
      @BallSniffer2700 Рік тому

      ​@@toastbightserbia

    • @BallSniffer2700
      @BallSniffer2700 Рік тому

      ​@@toastbightlaos

  • @godgamergv2704
    @godgamergv2704 2 місяці тому +191

    I’m 90% sure this is a middle schooler who frequently gets bullied

    • @ColtonPu
      @ColtonPu 2 місяці тому +5

      Most definitely

    • @sharpshotspence1997
      @sharpshotspence1997 2 місяці тому +14

      You have a furry pfp, friendly fire will not be tolerated

    • @liamkwon2830
      @liamkwon2830 2 місяці тому +9

      Probably a kid of Russian immigrants who doesn’t realize his parents left for a reason…

    • @godgamergv2704
      @godgamergv2704 2 місяці тому +6

      @@sharpshotspence1997 lol

    • @jsnake_
      @jsnake_ 2 місяці тому +1

      Fr

  • @bozuteru2160
    @bozuteru2160 Рік тому +617

    The kid no one talks to at school:

  • @robloxbonnie2018PoppyAndBarry
    @robloxbonnie2018PoppyAndBarry 7 днів тому +2

    Buddy you live in America stop making fun of your own country💀💀💀💀

  • @AntiTankGun
    @AntiTankGun 2 роки тому +2919

    "A little bit of wine won't affect my child"
    The child 13 years later:

    • @Krath_499
      @Krath_499 2 роки тому +6

      Ture

    • @mahardikagagarin
      @mahardikagagarin 2 роки тому +4

      Hahahah🤣🤣

    • @lazaresofthewest7678
      @lazaresofthewest7678 2 роки тому +54

      @ThyPeasantSlayer dawg, putin tryna protect shit that fell apart years ago

    • @reallymentalpig1173
      @reallymentalpig1173 2 роки тому +10

      @@lazaresofthewest7678 “when you fall, get back up”

    • @ghost9487
      @ghost9487 2 роки тому

      @@lazaresofthewest7678 no its not even about that its about the us laundering money from ukraine and killing people who dont support them

  • @AnotherRetarded
    @AnotherRetarded 10 місяців тому +314

    Bro peed his pants thinking about putting actual american soldiers

    • @GuzeevaDasha
      @GuzeevaDasha 9 місяців тому

      Ваши солдаты только в пустыне с бабуинами дикими воевать умеют

    • @TheSkibidiCrocDog
      @TheSkibidiCrocDog 9 місяців тому +3

      🗿

    • @Ic3x_Plays
      @Ic3x_Plays 9 місяців тому

      But they Americans but not the army

    • @W4emTP
      @W4emTP 9 місяців тому +5

      thats the actual american soldiers lmao

    • @derrickstevens9901
      @derrickstevens9901 9 місяців тому +5

      @@W4emTPno it isn’t

  • @Hiccup-Horrendous-Haddok-lll
    @Hiccup-Horrendous-Haddok-lll 3 місяці тому +215

    Man that ain’t American soldiers.. we have professional military men and women, heck how do you think we have good fighter pilots?

    • @Fury-E36
      @Fury-E36 2 місяці тому

      he called the us army babies and gay strippers

    • @Yaoqianshu_i10
      @Yaoqianshu_i10 2 місяці тому +4

      Trump 2024

    • @dantisit
      @dantisit 2 місяці тому

      Compare the number of wars the United States has won and the number of wars it has participated in

    • @ArashdeepSingh-cd9qv
      @ArashdeepSingh-cd9qv 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Yaoqianshu_i10 TF DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!

    • @cyberpanzer
      @cyberpanzer 2 місяці тому +4

      @@ArashdeepSingh-cd9qvI think it means trump 2024

  • @isaiahdevyne
    @isaiahdevyne 7 днів тому

    I’m glad we’re greatly underestimated let them think that. Let them find out otherwise

  • @stevederp9801
    @stevederp9801 Місяць тому +328

    The hilarious part about this is that the American military never holds parades because they understand that it’s a waste of time and has no actual value. That’s why we do air shows instead because that’s how a modern military actually shows off its power.

    • @masterdriver-gaming
      @masterdriver-gaming 27 днів тому +15

      aren’t military parades a good way to fuel propaganda aswell? like north korea for an instance?

    • @SergeyBerezovskyi
      @SergeyBerezovskyi 27 днів тому +20

      Военные парады в первую очередь высокая степень самоорганизации и организации человеческих сил и ресурсов. Тем более парады проводятся не каждый день, на памятный праздник 9 мая (у нас) и каждое отделение армии может праздновать парадом день рождения. Например: Флот, пехота, пограничники, это ограничивается локальными парадами. Если у вас нет праздников, ради которых военные могут поднять свой зад и самоорганизоваться проведя парад, не надо других учить как им жить.

    • @sensid-iwnl-5201
      @sensid-iwnl-5201 25 днів тому +10

      @@SergeyBerezovskyiTime to go to the front lines sirgay

    • @yheysonalarcon1061
      @yheysonalarcon1061 25 днів тому +3

      Ayer (01-10-2024) se pudo ver un "espectáculo" aéreo por parte de Irán a Israel

    • @Jupa
      @Jupa 24 дні тому +3

      Russia never had the making of a varsity military

  • @robertsproull6750
    @robertsproull6750 Рік тому +350

    Who the fuck actually still thinks of the russian military as anything but a joke?

    • @ОлегДробіна
      @ОлегДробіна Рік тому

      ruzzists:) because their propaganda told them on TV:):)

    • @themechanictangerine4337
      @themechanictangerine4337 Рік тому +39

      Russian bots😂

    • @Sportsproduction26
      @Sportsproduction26 Рік тому +6

      That’s what I’m saying he’s a freak

    • @g.h.milanboseblut5616
      @g.h.milanboseblut5616 Рік тому

      Especially their women. Those poor girls are soooooo much subed that they're basically walking dolls

    • @6Vlad6Tepes6
      @6Vlad6Tepes6 Рік тому +5

      Um you do know they are up there with us as in military power I mean the US military and politics are a joke as well

  • @Nikothegamer14
    @Nikothegamer14 Рік тому +652

    Guy graduated from taco bell bathroom edit: ngl why is this liked thousands do thus lol.

    • @Mind_mender
      @Mind_mender Рік тому

      Underrated comment

    • @paulurban2472
      @paulurban2472 Рік тому +6

      Lol oh yes America’s gay military is so strong😂😂😂

    • @Mind_mender
      @Mind_mender Рік тому +7

      @@paulurban2472 I mean we have won many times against others but I don’t really care

    • @hisyam666
      @hisyam666 Рік тому +1

      This video is 1yr ago💀

    • @hisyam666
      @hisyam666 Рік тому +6

      ​@@paulurban2472yes,american gay is strong

  • @JacobSwafford
    @JacobSwafford 21 день тому +1

    Welcome to my shop for the military. Where would you like to buy?
    Gun$1
    Shotgun $20
    Sniper$100
    Mini gun$1000
    Tank$4000

  • @ethannannen9508
    @ethannannen9508 8 місяців тому +269

    Number of Americans in this video: 0 number of Russians in this video:0

    • @mateusztoczynski4605
      @mateusztoczynski4605 7 місяців тому +5

      that is the russian army 💀 you can literally find the exact video on youtube for victory day in russia, thats the russian army in mosvow

    • @hunterprt1274
      @hunterprt1274 7 місяців тому

      @@mateusztoczynski4605 If you can’t even spell the capital of the country you’re dick riding I highly doubt your source, also, that UA-cam video doesn’t exist

    • @ethannannen9508
      @ethannannen9508 7 місяців тому +1

      You’re literally wrong🫵🤣,foreign militaries are often invited to Moscow to be involved in parades💀💀💀🫵🤣🫵🤣💀🫵🤣🤣💀

    • @hunterprt1274
      @hunterprt1274 7 місяців тому +4

      @@ethannannen9508 He’s saying that none of the soldiers aren’t American nor Russian?

    • @-L0NEW0LF-
      @-L0NEW0LF- 2 місяці тому +2

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@mateusztoczynski4605is bro actually stupid, It’s the Kazakh army-

  • @Thatdude_888
    @Thatdude_888 4 місяці тому +672

    Bro graduated from jerkmate giggles 💀🙏

    • @eyesj531
      @eyesj531 4 місяці тому +18

      he graduated from fucking party city

    • @Westerndnio
      @Westerndnio 4 місяці тому +9

      He graduated from a the forbidden aisle in Walmart

    • @_jcm_the_one
      @_jcm_the_one 4 місяці тому +3

      Hey ever heard of jer-

    • @otop13
      @otop13 4 місяці тому

      I can see the headlines communist simp commits “sewer slide” after realizing capitalism funded the f***ing soviets in the first place. 😂🇺🇸
      (11.3 billion dollars by the way)

    • @mxhina777
      @mxhina777 4 місяці тому +3

      @@_jcm_the_one
      a fun, free, and TOTALLY confidential-

  • @americathecountryball8358
    @americathecountryball8358 Рік тому +263

    Guess we figured out who the Russian Spy is

  • @jamesvandervegt7390
    @jamesvandervegt7390 9 днів тому +1

    Both have attractive women

  • @HanzTheODST
    @HanzTheODST Рік тому +441

    Bro literally JROTC cadets are more intimidating than the Russian military at this point

  • @RetroSpectral76
    @RetroSpectral76 9 місяців тому +196

    This guys rationale:
    America = pride = cringe = bad
    Russia = violence = sigma = good
    not to mention bro called random women the “American Army”

    • @flarezona9889
      @flarezona9889 8 місяців тому +1

      Just saying the LGBTQ ad could've been a much better woman can also fight and support the USA but still USA op. Problem? Ads

    • @ham_sandvich
      @ham_sandvich 8 місяців тому +1

      plus he showed kazakhstan not russia

    • @chantalfuentes6208
      @chantalfuentes6208 8 місяців тому +4

      @@flarezona9889 they didnt say women cant fight, they said that they just picked random women dressed as “military” and said they were the “army” like-

    • @flarezona9889
      @flarezona9889 8 місяців тому

      @@chantalfuentes6208 I wasn't saying that I was saying that the ad could've been a normal ad about "woman can also be in the army" but the LGBTQ things is what made people hate it.

    • @ZMIH228-6
      @ZMIH228-6 8 місяців тому

      Какие 🤡

  • @ripsnorter185
    @ripsnorter185 Рік тому +245

    I wonder if the creator of this has been drafted to fight in the Donetsk yet 🤔

    • @varshavaspbpaniczew7342
      @varshavaspbpaniczew7342 Рік тому

      Призвали и Варианты-
      1. Потроха в гробу на свалке под Тулой. 2. Потроха дожирают коты под Бахмутом

    • @weege5.45
      @weege5.45 Рік тому

      Likely Russian Intel or Intel asset like China's once cent army that gets paid to push laughable propaganda.

    • @BringDHouseDown
      @BringDHouseDown Рік тому

      better than getting grabbed by 3 men by forced to fight for Ukr..Zelens...Bid...Obam...Globalists who own Central Banks.

    • @buddy4445
      @buddy4445 Рік тому +14

      Give it a few more months and they'll probably start conscripting young enough for him to fight

    • @becomeunlimited
      @becomeunlimited Рік тому

      Yes yes, Russia 10 gorillion losses so true BBC and CNN told me, also the counteroffensive with NATO training and NATO tanks totally isn't failing, also Ukraine totally doesn't have hundreds of thousands of casulties @@buddy4445

  • @простийчувак-ы7х
    @простийчувак-ы7х 8 днів тому +1

    Showed some women not from the USA but from some other country and decided to make it look like it was America

  • @Rokinbokinstudios
    @Rokinbokinstudios Рік тому +296

    Bro was afraid to show our girls in the F-18’s 💀

    • @Terra-Incognlta
      @Terra-Incognlta Рік тому +4

      Yea, diversity hires.

    • @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn
      @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn Рік тому +4

      VROOOOOOM *Sonic Boom followed by the decimation of MiG-21*

    • @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn
      @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn Рік тому +6

      I still think the nose cones of the MiG-21 is ugly af

    • @derpyassassin1985
      @derpyassassin1985 Рік тому

      @@Terra-Incognlta You mean highly capable aviators? The women that would want a job like that are highly capable, highly skilled women who trained for years to even have a chance.
      As for you, You are either a Bot or a neck beard wannabe, go back to your Pokimain videos and discord life and let the people actually living talk.

    • @Regenerative69
      @Regenerative69 Рік тому

      Dude I wanna have sex with literally all those women... Dreams don't come true 😭

  • @danielxiong7227
    @danielxiong7227 Рік тому +382

    It doesn’t show American soilders. This video even tried to mock USA but failed. 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @latercader
    @latercader 2 роки тому +1823

    *every American laughing rn*

    • @dragon83653
      @dragon83653 2 роки тому +103

      i'm not even an american and yet, i'm still laughing

    • @kavinraj8176
      @kavinraj8176 2 роки тому

      laughing at what? your president? food shortage? current gas prices? mass cost of living protests taking place all over NATO European countries? Ukraine getting pounded silly? Please do specify what are you laughing at?

    • @kavinraj8176
      @kavinraj8176 2 роки тому

      you should really catch up with europe news, for you uneducated Americans, I don't think any country in Europe will survive this coming winter.

    • @leovaldez5419
      @leovaldez5419 2 роки тому +37

      And whatever country your from is not as strong as america. Haha

    • @jaimegottaken
      @jaimegottaken Рік тому +43

      America is laughing that they have the best army

  • @eveli11saif
    @eveli11saif 23 дні тому +1

    Можно песню пожалуйста?
    Can I have a song please?

    • @bennyboy5949
      @bennyboy5949 23 дні тому

      The original song is bad romance by lady gaga
      but I don’t know who made this remix

  • @purpleallie8389
    @purpleallie8389 4 місяці тому +436

    Bro know nothing bout armys

    • @GloriaFoster-dq8dm
      @GloriaFoster-dq8dm 3 місяці тому

      Just because the American look like that hey you right though he does not know nothing about the

    • @luap502nd
      @luap502nd 3 місяці тому +3

      Its Kremlim Propaganda
      Culture propaganda

    • @JujutsuF3IN
      @JujutsuF3IN 3 місяці тому

      ​@GloriaFoster-dq8dm bro it's propaganda.

    • @dakotaandella3323
      @dakotaandella3323 3 місяці тому +2

      He’s probably from Russia

    • @FerocityBe-robloxII
      @FerocityBe-robloxII 3 місяці тому

      @@dakotaandella3323yea

  • @Notnotnotnotnotnotnotnot
    @Notnotnotnotnotnotnotnot Рік тому +191

    Russian military in Russian media:🔝
    Russian military the moment they enter Ukraine: 😤😭😠👶

  • @comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218
    @comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 Рік тому +91

    Well, this aged like milk.

  • @Mrmanner-2
    @Mrmanner-2 4 дні тому +1

    Fun fact! The USA has the strongest and most powerful military in the world!

  • @aidengraybeal2092
    @aidengraybeal2092 4 місяці тому +665

    This is the dumbest psyop I’ve ever seen

    • @javierduenasjimenez7930
      @javierduenasjimenez7930 4 місяці тому

      This is the average Russian/Orthodox attempt in baselessly slandering anything related to the west

    • @BlakePinnell
      @BlakePinnell 3 місяці тому +6

      Fr

    • @scottfraser706
      @scottfraser706 3 місяці тому

      I want to be with the hot Latina ladys from Brazil 🇧🇷😅

    • @drjekl44
      @drjekl44 3 місяці тому +1

      Project green helm fyi

    • @TFrog1324
      @TFrog1324 3 місяці тому

      I don’t know why people believe our army is gay it’s so fucking obvious that it’s just Russian propaganda

  • @French_mapping707
    @French_mapping707 Рік тому +279

    Eight year olds at 3 AM thanking America’s weak:

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 Рік тому

      We are getting weaker. Many highly qualified experienced personnel was kicked out because of the covid vaccine, our military is more focused on diversity training instead of how to kill better, unqualified minorities are being promoted to leadership positions just because they are minorities, the big wigs have replaced the merit system with a diversity inspired system, the military is offering sex change surgery and gender transition hormone treatments to the personnel…… See the pattern?

    • @French_mapping707
      @French_mapping707 Рік тому +2

      @AntiFurryman845 I have no idea why stuff like that happens

    • @French_mapping707
      @French_mapping707 Рік тому +9

      @AntiFurryman845 Probably because I type fast and I don’t care about what I’m typing

    • @Retardedrag
      @Retardedrag Рік тому +4

      Slowly but surely we are getting weaker as a nation,military, and our freedom... but fr wth is this kid doing

    • @domwings4329
      @domwings4329 Рік тому

      Don’t take it from UA-cam, take it from high ranking former military. All see America in trouble. We are spread thing and economy is dwindling due to climate change policy and culturally we are being attacked via corporate America

  • @murphyrutledge5590
    @murphyrutledge5590 Рік тому +881

    This is the kid the un-ironically wears a Soviet ushunka.

    • @startourzdcs
      @startourzdcs Рік тому

      God hate that kid

    • @galacticbananastopmotions7292
      @galacticbananastopmotions7292 Рік тому +40

      i wear a ushanka but its cause my grandma made it for me a long time ago. american tankies with the soviet ushankas make me cringe so hard.

    • @startourzdcs
      @startourzdcs Рік тому +25

      @@galacticbananastopmotions7292 nothing wrong with a ushanka as long as it’s not a ussr one

    • @Wierdlookingbird
      @Wierdlookingbird Рік тому +4

      I literally know that kid and and have of the people who knew him kept shives and knives in lockers because he said regularly he’d shoot up the school

    • @galacticbananastopmotions7292
      @galacticbananastopmotions7292 Рік тому +4

      @@Wierdlookingbird hell nah tell someone abt that shit

  • @Micmic-py4wq
    @Micmic-py4wq 20 годин тому +2

    Bro is so untrue

  • @camdenkeeton2411
    @camdenkeeton2411 Рік тому +249

    Bro graduated from his Mom’s Basement

  • @Runner-fz5qg
    @Runner-fz5qg Рік тому +311

    America doesn’t parade its military it doesn’t need to it’s power speaks for itself

    • @JDDC-tq7qm
      @JDDC-tq7qm Рік тому +23

      Yh it showed it's power in Vietnam and Afghanistan lol 😂😂

    • @Runner-fz5qg
      @Runner-fz5qg Рік тому

      @@JDDC-tq7qm yeah like Russia is winning Ukraine a dumb president doesn’t mean anything we had stability in Afghanistan after decades in country the sudden pullout caused a meltdown collapse any nation would fail with such a shock. As for Vietnam the massive amounts of people drafted caused such poor training troops weren’t ready to go kinda like what Russia is doing now you aren’t winning this one.

    • @darklord7479
      @darklord7479 Рік тому

      @@JDDC-tq7qmFlattened Afghanistan Built a Entire Nation ground up. And kept the country Under control with 10,000 grunts on the other side of the planet

    • @InternetUser2004
      @InternetUser2004 Рік тому +1

      ​​@@JDDC-tq7qmAny enemy who opposes America most of them suffer higher death rate than Americans whether they win, lose or draw, don't look down the America when you don't understand anything about it 😅

    • @eponymouseyre
      @eponymouseyre Рік тому +11

      Ig that explains why it lost to a small country called Vietnam or Afghanistan. 😆

  • @colbykitto4597
    @colbykitto4597 2 роки тому +1523

    This aged like milk left out.

    • @thedarkking32
      @thedarkking32 2 роки тому +61

      America have the best technology but it doesn't have the dignity

    • @georgieandgordonsworld2359
      @georgieandgordonsworld2359 2 роки тому +2

      Higher could do you know if stressful thugs that is what we have sugkj

    • @georgieandgordonsworld2359
      @georgieandgordonsworld2359 2 роки тому +1

      For you guys I think you have the air hi fg5gbgc

    • @zafar5059
      @zafar5059 2 роки тому +1

      @@thedarkking32 they have
      Many soldiers in it are ready to die for dignity, but nowadays the gen-z is destroying everything.

    • @thedarkking32
      @thedarkking32 2 роки тому

      @@joost8400I mean socially, you know, The United States is the center of moral degeneration

  • @GodKingRival
    @GodKingRival 23 години тому

    Bro was too scared to show the actual US military.

  • @ツeazpz
    @ツeazpz 2 місяці тому +86

    Viewers: 🗿
    People: 🗿
    Planets: 🗿
    Water: 🗿
    Russian army: 🗿
    American army: 🗿
    Chinese army: 🗿
    Japanese army: 🗿
    Ukrainian army: 🗿
    Filipino army: 🗿
    Vietnamese army: 🗿
    Nigerian army: 🗿
    Albanian army: 🗿
    German army: 🗿
    Swiss army: 🗿
    Polish army: 🗿
    Belarusian army: 🗿
    McDonald’s employees: 🗿
    CaseOh: 🗿
    pewdipie: 🗿
    markiplier: 🗿
    Minecraft: 🗿
    Roblox: 🗿
    Fortnite: 🗿
    Call of duty: 🗿
    Activision: 🗿
    Apex legends: 🗿
    Valorant: 🗿
    Microsoft:🗿
    Mojang: 🗿
    Notch: 🗿
    Jesus: 🗿
    Allah: 🗿
    God: 🗿
    Cross: 🗿
    Video: 🤡🤡🤡
    Creator of video: 🤡🤡🤡

    • @loganatkinson7417
      @loganatkinson7417 Місяць тому +7

      Mrbeast isn't 🗿

    • @OuchieWahWah
      @OuchieWahWah Місяць тому +5

      You, uhhh... you might want to remove that Mr. Beast one.

    • @BackBoy69
      @BackBoy69 Місяць тому

      Dead Internet theory

    • @1v1mebro_101
      @1v1mebro_101 Місяць тому +1

      What does that little wood totem supposed to mean? Update: nevermind I figured it out. Lol

    • @mofamofumomo
      @mofamofumomo Місяць тому

      @@OuchieWahWah what did he do again

  • @Theflaminggunslinger
    @Theflaminggunslinger 10 місяців тому +232

    Didn’t the Russian Army have cardboard, bulletproof vest and vehicles that don’t even function💀

    • @ElliotCairns-el3er
      @ElliotCairns-el3er 9 місяців тому +3

      I think that too

    • @memealade2421
      @memealade2421 9 місяців тому +19

      They used airsoft vests because they ran out of bullet resistant vests

    • @kseniss1
      @kseniss1 9 місяців тому

      In 1941, the blockade began. If you don't know our story, then don't write.Because you are simply rewriting it.

    • @m1a2_abramssepv4
      @m1a2_abramssepv4 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@memealade2421they ran out of them because POLAND invented them so they threw them away 😂😂😂

    • @ICER702
      @ICER702 8 місяців тому +1

      And helmets, which were just thin, aluminum sheets, covered in foam. and guns used in WWI and WWII, these guns were hated back then now they’re all rusted up, still hated

  • @sneaky1296
    @sneaky1296 Рік тому +98

    The US has the most powerful military in the world, which is why they don’t need parades to show it.

    • @Rtb323
      @Rtb323 Рік тому +10

      You right lol,
      Our US military do parades but they do em un armed and with civilians in the mix or they bring out the military marching band that’s about it 💀
      they also don’t show off their artillery and bombs and stuff lol like these other places do to show case power🤣
      I think the most our US military brings out is just the humvees and military cargo trucks and stuff. That’s all I really ever seen at my local parades and events.

    • @tohro6969
      @tohro6969 Рік тому +1

      Yup thats some 3rd world poverty country tactic

    • @CharbelShwairi
      @CharbelShwairi 11 місяців тому +2

      You mean smartest.

    • @moto-r6523
      @moto-r6523 11 місяців тому +1

      We’ll see.. soon…

    • @hassansmith6275
      @hassansmith6275 11 місяців тому

      Exactly

  • @mrdavidurquhart
    @mrdavidurquhart 15 днів тому

    Stupid labels but cool visuals