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  • @Alsshion
    @Alsshion 2 роки тому +7282

    It's insane that cory can somehow make both chris and zach become the straight man when he starts saying shit

    • @tuckernutter
      @tuckernutter 2 роки тому +3

      Fucking right? One wants to boil milk; the other asked Tomar if he'd cry if a yellow glob came out of his penis: but Cory outranks them all as King of Cloudcuckoo Land

    • @youhaveayds8975
      @youhaveayds8975 2 роки тому +375

      At the same time too its practically Cory's superpower

    • @tootsie_
      @tootsie_ 2 роки тому +563

      literal cartoon characters of humans and they're forced to be the straight man when Cory goes big mode

    • @Bajigaloo
      @Bajigaloo 2 роки тому +156

      @@tootsie_ big mode is an incredible decription. i love it

    • @HunterSentinel
      @HunterSentinel 2 роки тому +83

      I know that Zach and Chris could be SOOOOO much more cursed than Corey if they tried... but they know that it’s funnier if they just be themselves... like Corey is doing.

  • @Astro_Crunch
    @Astro_Crunch 2 роки тому +4905

    Cory can recite Chris Chan videos word-for-word without a second thought, but he can't remember if Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill were alive at the same time.

    • @twidgetron328
      @twidgetron328 2 роки тому +483

      He forgot Darth Vader wields a Lightsaber but was otherwise able to draw him.

    • @timaeustestified3951
      @timaeustestified3951 2 роки тому +264

      most normal christorian

    • @thefreelancequeen
      @thefreelancequeen 2 роки тому

      That’s autism for ya lol

    • @humanitysfinest9795
      @humanitysfinest9795 2 роки тому +165

      Tbf, Chris Chan is more documented then Jesus Christ, supposed savior of humanity, so do with that, what you will

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 роки тому +100

      @@twidgetron328”oh yeah, they don’t have AK-47s in Star Wars”

  • @ohlordy4567
    @ohlordy4567 2 роки тому +5948

    Cory has a third eye, but it’s filled with cataracts

    • @Gobbygoblin
      @Gobbygoblin 2 роки тому +178

      holy fuck this is amazing

    • @ellewis817
      @ellewis817 2 роки тому +119

      DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE DONT LOOK INTO THE EYE

    • @Sofnuuy
      @Sofnuuy 2 роки тому +182

      Its all yellow and milky. Its can see into the future but only by one second so its not that cool.

    • @kapparill
      @kapparill 2 роки тому +8

      This is so true

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 2 роки тому +39

      @@Sofnuuy but it makes him a god at Sonic

  • @nopancakemix570
    @nopancakemix570 2 роки тому +7467

    Cory is everything we jokingly say Tomar is

    • @prohikikomo
      @prohikikomo 2 роки тому +2

      You think it's a joke? Cute... your but a worm.

    • @robertanderson1690
      @robertanderson1690 2 роки тому

      I've never considered Tomar genuinely retarded and not funny.

    • @limecatcher1482
      @limecatcher1482 2 роки тому +719

      a good, honest law-abiding citizen?

    • @mister-zen8491
      @mister-zen8491 2 роки тому +496

      Someone with peak mental stability?

    • @ohthatsaj8293
      @ohthatsaj8293 2 роки тому +397

      Someone with a stable 401k?

  • @chadrose4078
    @chadrose4078 2 роки тому +4633

    “Let’s talk fat” is an S-tier conversation starter.

    • @bobwasdole
      @bobwasdole 2 роки тому

      hey fat come on, man come on fat come on man

    • @orangejoe2147
      @orangejoe2147 2 роки тому

      C’mon, fat
      let’s talk fat, fat

    • @thischannelisdecommissioned
      @thischannelisdecommissioned 2 роки тому +1

      Campaign '22
      "Let's talk fat" VS "Kill the fatstards"
      Which message will resonate with Voters?

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 2 роки тому +208

      Come on fat come on man come on Jack.

    • @colxn
      @colxn 2 роки тому

      no FAT no FAT no FAT

  • @101kirbyfan
    @101kirbyfan 2 роки тому +2544

    Corey's ability to make Zach Hadel, co-creator of Smiling Friends, the grounded and normal one of any conversation without fail, is nothing short of a talent.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 роки тому +112

      I’d love for Cory to be in a future Smiling Friends episode tbh

    • @iost5459
      @iost5459 2 роки тому +97

      Smiling Friends comes off as fairly normal to me. What really showcases Zachary and Christopher’s derangement is Hellbenders.

    • @101kirbyfan
      @101kirbyfan 2 роки тому +55

      @@iost5459 now I wanna see an episode where Pim and Charlie interact with the Zach and Chris from Hellbenders

    • @iost5459
      @iost5459 2 роки тому +55

      @@101kirbyfan Chris and Zach’s characters haven’t smiled since their show got canned, that would be a brilliant episode.

    • @SS-op9wt
      @SS-op9wt Рік тому +7

      ​@@iost5459 it would be cool to see some spiritual successor characters from hellbenders tied into smiling friends, I go crazy for newgrounds throwbacks lol

  • @purplesugar5265
    @purplesugar5265 2 роки тому +3733

    Cory's ability to consistently frustrate and/or confuse Zach is a testament to the depths of his quirkiness.

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey 2 роки тому +244

      Drunken master vs sword saint, except with auts

    • @Bashuraptor
      @Bashuraptor Рік тому

      Or his stupidity😊

    • @nicodelle7160
      @nicodelle7160 Рік тому +91

      Silly crazy man vs crazy silly man

    • @M-eye-uh-rawr-D
      @M-eye-uh-rawr-D Рік тому +39

      "quirkiness" is a nice way of saying *gorilla noises*

    • @beenis9842
      @beenis9842 Рік тому

      i don't think it's very hard to get zach to comment on your genuine social retardation he very clearly loves analyzing that out loud to make fun of said social retardation

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 2 роки тому +1511

    25:16 "how would you feel if Cory was the one human who never died?"
    "...that would be so fucking typical of Cory..."

    • @videogameguy323
      @videogameguy323 2 роки тому +63

      It would though! 😂😂

    • @DumbTomato
      @DumbTomato Рік тому +30

      This is still one of my all time favorite oneyplays quotes.

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 Рік тому +7

      He probably will somehow knowing him

    • @SonuvaGun16
      @SonuvaGun16 2 місяці тому +1

      Would've loved to see Cory snd Julian interact on this channel

    • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
      @CollegeDroputPowerpoints Місяць тому +2

      Fun fact: Corey is the only person Tomar hasn't murdered in his sleep because no one knows where Corey lives including corey

  • @mTwJARhead
    @mTwJARhead 2 роки тому +3665

    Corey is the unstable coomer game lord that lives in all of us

    • @cervichthyoquine
      @cervichthyoquine 2 роки тому +213

      He was half responsible for Gaper Mario

    • @pass_
      @pass_ 2 роки тому +128

      I wear my cory on my sleeves

    • @Lambdaleth
      @Lambdaleth 2 роки тому +70

      Corey is uninhibited Id

    • @FatherJosephofMomma
      @FatherJosephofMomma 2 роки тому +79

      so peak male performance

    • @Hevymin
      @Hevymin 2 роки тому +1

      @@cervichthyoquine and he gave us Punio wearing latex thigh-highs getting his ass eaten out.
      Bless him, truly.

  • @jordythecat7181
    @jordythecat7181 2 роки тому +2153

    “I have nothing against shit fetishes-“
    “I do.”
    “I do.”

  • @robotom6595
    @robotom6595 2 роки тому +1596

    10:37 I love this bit going wrong so much. It starts with Cory being confused and not sure what's going on, then it turns into him getting it but wanting to take the bit one direction that Zach and Chris don't get, so it devolves into anger and confusion about where to take the joke.

    • @caswillsaveme
      @caswillsaveme 2 роки тому +302

      When Zach screams “ITS DEAD” it’s so funny he is never the person who kills the bit so u know it’s bad

    • @Dan-mo7fl
      @Dan-mo7fl 2 роки тому +142

      would you liek to sharpen a pencil ?

    • @mikael_void5040
      @mikael_void5040 2 роки тому +145

      When Corey instead of translating for the THIRD TIME said “Oh I’m the translat-“ I can’t even, dude is special

    • @HL_Eminence
      @HL_Eminence 2 роки тому +25

      I think you're giving him too much credit.

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 роки тому +5

      @@HL_Eminence Not at all.

  • @owenwilson5271
    @owenwilson5271 2 роки тому +650

    Zack yelling “IT’S DONE!” when Cory messes up the bit for the 3rd time is my favorite part lol

  • @xaviercaldwell2206
    @xaviercaldwell2206 2 роки тому +4648

    an hour of cory’s spectrum spectacles? count me braindead

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 2 роки тому +179

      It's been observed that those who spend a lot of time with a schizophrenic end up experiencing a mild form of it. This explains a lot of what we've seen with the gang.

    • @snowcloudshinobi
      @snowcloudshinobi 2 роки тому +75

      an audaciously alluring alliteration, assuredly

    • @euodeiostrogonofi
      @euodeiostrogonofi 2 роки тому +10

      tienes comida en casa?

    • @hotsaucehysteria
      @hotsaucehysteria 2 роки тому +6

      This is the greatest comment

    • @jsj0520
      @jsj0520 2 роки тому +6

      Holy shit this comment killed me

  • @Sunshine-san
    @Sunshine-san 2 роки тому +435

    "The three wise men."
    _"There's four people, Cory."_

  • @happytownworld2742
    @happytownworld2742 2 роки тому +817

    17:38
    “What’s Ancient Philosophy?”
    It couldn’t be more literal Cory

    • @marcopivetta7796
      @marcopivetta7796 2 роки тому +191

      He wants to know if you mean Hellenistic, classical or pre-socratic. Obviously.

    • @ilovenovels
      @ilovenovels 7 місяців тому +13

      Cory is literally Aristotle (edit: i meant diogenes)

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 4 місяці тому +3

      Cory is immortal and the purest form of confusion personified

  • @RustySauceCartoons
    @RustySauceCartoons 2 роки тому +1395

    Cory is disturbingly similar to Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he'll randomly make up a word and instantly expect everyone to know what it means without any context whatsoever

    • @alyssamcfarland4747
      @alyssamcfarland4747 2 роки тому +52

      YOU ARE SO RIGHT

    • @josephikrakowski1137
      @josephikrakowski1137 2 роки тому +139

      You know damn well Cory’s favorite food is milksteak

    • @splash_067
      @splash_067 2 роки тому +54

      @@josephikrakowski1137 with a side of the finest jellybeans!

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 роки тому +111

      “He’s doing the wingle dance.”
      “What the fuck did you just say, Cory? Was that even English?”

    • @bennyhath1789
      @bennyhath1789 Рік тому +18

      Denim chicken?

  • @JacobVonRoker
    @JacobVonRoker 2 роки тому +671

    I FUCKING love cory so much because he'll mispronounce some entire phrase, hear the corrected version, and not repeat it, so it'll never stay retained in his vocab

  • @Natalie_Toshino
    @Natalie_Toshino 2 роки тому +323

    35:35 "Cory, I'm scared of you, sometimes, when you say things like that." just kind of sums up the whole video.

  • @lilexistentialcrisis2197
    @lilexistentialcrisis2197 2 роки тому +1517

    ‘Would you like to sharpen a pencil’ has got me literally fucking crying

  • @telepath1890
    @telepath1890 2 роки тому +596

    7:55 Zach's iconic Ding dong impression

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof 9 місяців тому +89

    Cory walks a fine line between needing Velcro shoes and omnipotent being

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 6 місяців тому +5

      And the line grows thinner by the day

  • @draugadrottin
    @draugadrottin 2 роки тому +1054

    To Cory, crazy frog is just normal frog

  • @LawDraws
    @LawDraws 2 роки тому +644

    Cory calling hexagons the Star of Joseph and the biohazard symbol the Star of Bishop will never not make me laugh

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 Рік тому +4

      It’s the same fuckin thiiiing 😂😂😂

    • @AzayBae
      @AzayBae 7 місяців тому +22

      Him having no clue who David and Goliath are also just killed me man.
      He thought it was a Jack Black movie 😂

    • @Thereal67P
      @Thereal67P 7 місяців тому +21

      Don't forget calling Jimmy Neutron "Jimmy Amadeus Helperman"

    • @leftlaneopen
      @leftlaneopen 19 днів тому

      What video is this from

  • @dabesy123454
    @dabesy123454 2 роки тому +1445

    Cory being censored even after being allowed to say such monstrous things is frightening.

    • @chuckmcluckin6082
      @chuckmcluckin6082 2 роки тому +320

      "What's the need?" Zach sounds disgusted AND disappointed

    • @joshknollenberg7334
      @joshknollenberg7334 2 роки тому +7

      What dude say

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 2 роки тому +2

      ??

    • @chuckmcluckin6082
      @chuckmcluckin6082 2 роки тому +112

      @@joshknollenberg7334 Whatever you want it to be, I doubt it was as funny as the reactions

    • @_G.C
      @_G.C 2 роки тому +125

      You even got to hear the forbidden 4th sound effect they hardly ever use for bleeps, and what a treat it is

  • @levferno483
    @levferno483 10 місяців тому +36

    This never gets old. It’s so hard to pin down my favorite bit, but Zach getting furious over Cory being unable to understand the translator bit is a gem.

  • @SprDrumio64
    @SprDrumio64 2 роки тому +838

    Cory 100% could have become Chris Chan, if not for the water people in his early life

    • @alyssamcfarland4747
      @alyssamcfarland4747 2 роки тому +93

      They set him straight

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 роки тому +76

      I like how it’s all because of the water people and not his art skills

    • @lucasottens8506
      @lucasottens8506 2 роки тому

      @@henrynelson9301 "Art Skills" Translation: Diaper, fart fetish and scat porn.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 роки тому +2

      @@lucasottens8506 what are you talking about

    • @Kirodev
      @Kirodev Рік тому +8

      Sleepycast fan spotted

  • @dalleme5656
    @dalleme5656 2 роки тому +85

    12:05 the way cory says "there's more" breaks my dang heart man

  • @elementa7463
    @elementa7463 2 роки тому +707

    Cory really knows how to unbuckle my seatbelt

    • @boojersey13
      @boojersey13 2 роки тому +39

      Cory told me if I didn't keep my seatbelt off while going 80 on the freeway he'd put nail polish remover in my eyes

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 2 роки тому +30

      Cory told me if I needed to pee while he was driving just to do it into his mouth

    • @springydingy1
      @springydingy1 5 місяців тому +3

      Cory told me to replace the airbags with whoopee cushions.

    • @IamLucky-l7d
      @IamLucky-l7d 2 місяці тому

      Cory told me that if I turn on the light in the car he will put a match right on my eye

  • @gulpispulp
    @gulpispulp 2 роки тому +235

    Zach’s little “yes” at 14:08 fucking gets me every time

  • @greggggggggg
    @greggggggggg 2 роки тому +414

    my favorite cory moments where when he forgot jimmy neutrons name on two separate occasions

    • @aniquinstark4347
      @aniquinstark4347 2 роки тому +29

      He said James Isaac Neutron 😂

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 2 роки тому +19

      @@aniquinstark4347 Erm that's actually his full name

    • @scream-beam3519
      @scream-beam3519 2 роки тому +10

      @@aniquinstark4347 that’s literally what Jimmy’s mom says when he gets in trouble

    • @FunnyStarRunner
      @FunnyStarRunner 2 роки тому +16

      Not only did he forget Jimmy's name, but he was somehow able to remember the name of the kid from Teacher's Pet.

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 2 роки тому +17

      @@aniquinstark4347 *Jimmy Amadeus Hulperman

  • @Smilephile
    @Smilephile 2 роки тому +242

    I absolutely love that no one has corrected Corey's terminology when he says "Mother-bearing hips"

    • @ShinoAburame37
      @ShinoAburame37 2 роки тому +19

      It's his signature

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Рік тому +36

      It's become an accepted and welcomed Cory-exclusive idiosyncrasy. A "Spazm", if you will.

  • @TheGreenarrow88
    @TheGreenarrow88 2 роки тому +340

    "Brustel sprouts"
    this is by far the most unforgivable cory-ism

    • @bulletbill5977
      @bulletbill5977 2 роки тому +28

      The best part is that I think he arrived at that spelling by confusing Brussels with rustle, as in to rustle up some grub. Both words entered into the black hole of Cory's mind and became twisted and mutated.

    • @Degorth
      @Degorth 2 роки тому +20

      You forgot the silent Q

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 2 роки тому +6

      Nah definitely forgetting what a lightsaber is and forgetting Jimmy neutrons name twice

    • @Slowbunaga
      @Slowbunaga 2 роки тому +7

      Coh-log-knee.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@SlowbunagaWHAT THE HELL IS A "CHABB LISS?!"

  • @HieHie72
    @HieHie72 2 роки тому +173

    I love when Cory has an idea and it’s just 5 uninterrupted seconds of censoring

  • @Croc21000
    @Croc21000 2 роки тому +489

    Whoever came up with the Donkey Kong sounds as a censor is a fucking genius.

    • @Shlankyman545
      @Shlankyman545 2 роки тому +2

      Most likely Chris considering he adores chimps and apes.

    • @Kirodev
      @Kirodev Рік тому +27

      Thanks

    • @yujiruffhanma3095
      @yujiruffhanma3095 Рік тому +20

      They should put it over other famous moments of foulness, like Michael Richards at the Laugh Factory

  • @Scrimdingulus2978
    @Scrimdingulus2978 2 роки тому +154

    52:41 "Sometimes my brain works faster than I can think" I fucking love our Dan Quayle of Internet Guys

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Рік тому +10

      We need to get him on a podcast with Gavin Free and Rich Evans and just see what happens. It'll be like that time James IV put two babies on a remote island with a deaf and mute lady to see if they could develop their own language without any outside cultural influence.

  • @RozKounelakion
    @RozKounelakion 2 роки тому +1334

    Out of all the bits in this video Cory having a girlfriend is the most insane one

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 2 роки тому +83

      For a long time now too

    • @amoralexandria3071
      @amoralexandria3071 2 роки тому +218

      @@Corkoth55 yeah he’s been with Lexi for like a decade at this point, Cory was a chad all along

    • @christiangleason122
      @christiangleason122 2 роки тому +298

      @Radigan Sounds pretty Chad to me

    • @christiangleason122
      @christiangleason122 2 роки тому +296

      @Radigan It's been that way for a long time now buddy.

    • @Dark0neone
      @Dark0neone 2 роки тому +10

      @Radigan except that those people really do exist, even if they're rare.

  • @trajanfidelis
    @trajanfidelis 2 роки тому +1043

    Cory's brain only has 3 wrinkles in it, but they're deeper than average.

    • @massivive
      @massivive 2 роки тому +125

      his wrinkles are colored blue, red, and yellow

    • @Romero_m8
      @Romero_m8 2 роки тому +54

      His brain is in the shape of a star of Joseph

    • @yujiruffhanma3095
      @yujiruffhanma3095 Рік тому +10

      ​​@Study Anon Tomar emeralds man

    • @patrickmcelrath4962
      @patrickmcelrath4962 11 місяців тому +6

      @@Romero_m8 the same shape as mother bearing hips

    • @beercansam2304
      @beercansam2304 17 днів тому

      They correspond to the three things he knows, animation, rage, and Sonic

  • @AcidicMentality
    @AcidicMentality 2 роки тому +336

    12:32 omfg the legit rage is hilarious

    • @theequalizer694
      @theequalizer694 2 роки тому +76

      Cory is the only person who can make zach genuinely angry lmfao

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Рік тому +142

    I'm pretty sure Cory is the only thing that can get Zach to "break character" and just react in shock. Normally he can kinda go toe-to-toe with the others and their silliness, but with Cory, Zach sounds so distraught and confused.

  • @Koalalover70
    @Koalalover70 2 роки тому +351

    Cory is on the fun side of the spectrum

  • @Kids_Scissors
    @Kids_Scissors 2 роки тому +122

    Cory's brilliant power to cast a distortion field on the people around him whenever he talks is nothing short of amazing

  • @big_manny
    @big_manny 2 роки тому +419

    i love how at 35:10 cory says "fraternal twin" and since nobody had heard of that phrase they just assume its cory being crazy lmfao

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 2 роки тому +54

      Bizarre how he's the only one to have heard of it

    • @Fuges
      @Fuges 2 роки тому +149

      the best part is that "fraternal twin" is a real thing, but instead of explaining it to them he just keeps repeating it as if that would make them understand

    • @lborlet5204
      @lborlet5204 2 роки тому +61

      Mainly because he’s using it completely wrong, I’m pretty sure he meant Siamese twin

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 роки тому +5

      I’m pretty sure Cory was just accidentally correct that time

    • @reverbthevocal421
      @reverbthevocal421 Рік тому +10

      @@lborlet5204 No, he's using it correctly. A fraternal twin is when two egg cells are fertilized, while an identical twin is when a single egg cell creates two babies.

  • @Mr.SpicyIce
    @Mr.SpicyIce 2 роки тому +918

    there is way more than an hour worth of Cory man.

    • @Agripapost
      @Agripapost 2 роки тому +74

      Yes, but could you handle more?

    • @AdahnFlorence
      @AdahnFlorence 2 роки тому +58

      They weren't prepared to reupload the entirety of their Resident Evil 3 playthrough.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 2 роки тому +5

      God help us all

    • @FungIsSquish
      @FungIsSquish 2 роки тому +10

      @@Agripapost I was dizzy from lack of oxygen, I would drop dead if there was any more

    • @geothepoly
      @geothepoly 2 роки тому +14

      Studies show that an hour is the most an average human can handle before reaching a critical condition resulting in hospitalization

  • @Zlarel
    @Zlarel Рік тому +32

    25:33 I love the pause between Cory saying "Show her what for" and Zach calling him out on it. I'm just imagining Zach's expression as he mulls over what he just heard.

  • @varicosevaynes
    @varicosevaynes 2 роки тому +379

    I’m so glad they still draw cory with his iconic blue striped hoodie from the sleepycabin days

    • @ParappatheRapper
      @ParappatheRapper 2 роки тому +29

      It feels like forever ago, yet at the same time like it was yesterday.

    • @daltonbecker4494
      @daltonbecker4494 2 роки тому +59

      Cory does seem like the kind of guy to wear clothes that he has owned for decades.

    • @Gobbygoblin
      @Gobbygoblin 2 роки тому +37

      @@daltonbecker4494 hes like a cartoon character who wears the same clothes

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 роки тому +12

      @@Gobbygoblinhe has a closet full of them like SpongeBob

    • @varicosevaynes
      @varicosevaynes 2 роки тому +7

      @@daltonbecker4494 like Chris Chan’s striped long sleeve

  • @sporovid5856
    @sporovid5856 2 роки тому +212

    I was able to watch the whole thing, but him calling Big Ben “Ben Drowned tower” at 34:45 is what finally broke me.

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 10 місяців тому +10

      This one truly proved to me that Cory is an ascended being

    • @ToastedSwitch2
      @ToastedSwitch2 6 місяців тому

      @@jerrysmith8814TATSUYA PFP SPOTTED!!

    • @jerrysmith8814
      @jerrysmith8814 5 місяців тому +2

      @@ToastedSwitch2 damn straight fellow man of culture

    • @ToastedSwitch2
      @ToastedSwitch2 5 місяців тому +1

      @@jerrysmith8814 real shit

    • @thebuddah1253
      @thebuddah1253 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ToastedSwitch2 literally the most boring games ever made

  • @kapnkoi4410
    @kapnkoi4410 2 роки тому +313

    I go back just to listen to Chris tell the "Mario walks into a bar" joke and hear the pure sadness that is Zach 2 seconds after.

    • @saucysacrilegious
      @saucysacrilegious 2 роки тому +75

      they emulated pure dingdong and julian energy with that one, cory wheezing like he can't breathe and zach disappointedly saying "chris..."

    • @YamiFrankc
      @YamiFrankc 2 роки тому +1

      I don't even understand why he got sad

    • @charliehigginson7990
      @charliehigginson7990 Рік тому

      What’s the time stamp?

    • @kapnkoi4410
      @kapnkoi4410 Рік тому +4

      ​@@charliehigginson7990 7:55

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff Рік тому +3

      ​@@YamiFrankc It just isn't funny that's all 😭

  • @dylanreeves7320
    @dylanreeves7320 Рік тому +40

    The kinds of things Zach says for comedic effect, Cory says as a genuine thought

  • @senpai7101
    @senpai7101 2 роки тому +478

    Isn’t he ZANY?
    Isn’t he CRAZY?
    Isn’t he JUST A LITTLE OFF?

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 2 роки тому +1

      He's NUTS of some sort.

    • @franmeske
      @franmeske 2 роки тому +45

      Zany Hadel and Crazy O'Neal

    • @NotCthulhu
      @NotCthulhu 2 роки тому

      erm his brain damage is a little cringe my darling

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 2 роки тому +6

      Hes pushing a grandma of a cliff! There he goes! What tomfoolery!

    • @mosquitopyjamas9048
      @mosquitopyjamas9048 2 роки тому +1

      Isn’t this animaniacs?

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban 2 роки тому +234

    The entire Sonic Heroes playthrough is just one big tangent

  • @patrinizer346
    @patrinizer346 5 місяців тому +21

    18:29 Cory: "I've got nothing against shit fetishes."
    Chris: "I do."
    Zach: "I do!"

  • @nomoremike3075
    @nomoremike3075 2 роки тому +250

    Cory is from some alternate dimension where things are named slightly differently.

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 2 роки тому +42

      He's from the Mandela dimension

    • @johannesschmeckelbauer5826
      @johannesschmeckelbauer5826 2 роки тому +10

      They should bless us with an official comp of cory spelling things differently

    • @patrickmcelrath4962
      @patrickmcelrath4962 11 місяців тому +2

      The man delailah

    • @peeeeeeeeeeaf
      @peeeeeeeeeeaf 9 місяців тому

      theres also two different versions of judaism in his dimension

    • @BodyheadPictures
      @BodyheadPictures 3 місяці тому +1

      @@TheBanManThe Mandingo Dimension

  • @the_bob_squad
    @the_bob_squad 2 роки тому +156

    I love how the thumbnail is of Cory having a 'tism tantrum, but most of this is just him saying stuff that would get most people thrown in a padded cell

  • @videonmode8649
    @videonmode8649 2 роки тому +254

    Cory's brainwaves are so strong they can influence and damper the viewers brain cells

  • @No_Life_Alex
    @No_Life_Alex Рік тому +31

    "i'm gonna have second hand embarrasment"
    "corey, it's first hand, you're doing it"

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air 2 роки тому +285

    I like how Zach poses the most complicated and intelligent questions

    • @alexneufeld6952
      @alexneufeld6952 2 роки тому +111

      "Tomar would you get a cybernetic upgrade so that everyone can see how much piss is inside of you" - Zach, avengers 2020 playthrough

    • @geothepoly
      @geothepoly 2 роки тому

      "Tomar would you get metal bolts in your head if it increased your IQ by 10 points"

    • @alexneufeld6952
      @alexneufeld6952 2 роки тому +11

      Im a moron its the noita play through

  • @JennyHugg
    @JennyHugg 2 роки тому +60

    “First of all I’m taken ladies.”
    “Cory dude, nobody wanted you.”

  • @screamy_
    @screamy_ 2 роки тому +596

    ITS TIME. years ago i saw a compilation called “best of cory being fucking crazy” and now its finally canon.

    • @c2HitsButtons
      @c2HitsButtons 2 роки тому +15

      That's an Otto one right?

    • @Yaksoup98
      @Yaksoup98 2 роки тому +34

      I watched it recently again but it seems to be gone now
      Very sad
      Oh nvm it's unlisted. Found it in a playlist

    • @ducky-iu2pu
      @ducky-iu2pu 2 роки тому +2

      @@Yaksoup98 i literally watched that yesterday wow

    • @mr.bungaloo6177
      @mr.bungaloo6177 2 роки тому +1

      @@Yaksoup98 which playlist?

    • @gugu5285
      @gugu5285 2 роки тому +1

      @@Yaksoup98 u gotta share the playlist brah

  • @Sunshine-san
    @Sunshine-san 2 роки тому +107

    I don't know how else to describe it but everytime Chris and Cory are together it feels like watching a mother struggle to control her kid on a leash and harness in public

  • @robbieboydudeguy
    @robbieboydudeguy 2 роки тому +179

    My favorite part of the fraternal twin bit is that it’s literally the only time Cory didn’t fuck up a fact and pronunciation. Everyone thought he was saying PATERNAL wrong, when fraternal refers to brothers lmao

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 2 роки тому +44

      I think Cory accidentally invented a word that already exists, because he doesn't even sound like he knows what he's saying

    • @johannesschmeckelbauer5826
      @johannesschmeckelbauer5826 2 роки тому +6

      I remember hearing him pronouncing it "ferternal" or "furtetnal" or something

    • @Fuges
      @Fuges 2 роки тому +27

      What’s even better is that instead of explaining what it meant he just kept repeating it as if they would suddenly understand

  • @CocoBreadKon
    @CocoBreadKon 2 роки тому +66

    I like how Zach’s reactions to Cory’s hypothetical nonsense is the exact same as DingDong’s reactions to Chris’ hypothetical nonsense

  • @elocfreidon
    @elocfreidon 2 роки тому +173

    Cory's sharpen pencil translation is fucking genius.

  • @thefappingfapster8644
    @thefappingfapster8644 2 роки тому +290

    38:40 I never realized how many times Cory has said "mother bearing hips". Is he okay?

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 роки тому +68

      You’ve never heard of bearing and giving birth to a mother?

    • @AwesomeMooseSmile
      @AwesomeMooseSmile Рік тому

      I think he means that they are hips that birth and belong to mothers, but he just doesn't understand how retarded it sounds

    • @ihateroads7926
      @ihateroads7926 Рік тому +18

      To be fair, one of the times he says “mother bearing herms”

    • @donet0death240
      @donet0death240 Рік тому +6

      Mother birthing hips 😂

    • @peeeeeeeeeeaf
      @peeeeeeeeeeaf 9 місяців тому +4

      @@henrynelson9301completely unrelated but this is actually a real things some bugs do where they give birth to a baby thats already pregnant

  • @idfrigginkman
    @idfrigginkman 2 роки тому +383

    Anytime Cory's the focal point in a comp, you know it's gonna be good

    • @emersynth
      @emersynth 2 роки тому +21

      the FECAL point, hrm?

  • @DeffVsTheWorld
    @DeffVsTheWorld 2 роки тому +179

    We NEED Cory and Adam episodes. A true meeting of the minds.

    • @chaaseisstupid2036
      @chaaseisstupid2036 2 роки тому +22

      Cory Adam and Zach just don't include chris

    • @androocomo1859
      @androocomo1859 2 роки тому +11

      Cory is the sane one between him and Adam 💀💀💀

    • @GusanitoXYZ
      @GusanitoXYZ Рік тому +1

      It already happen but let’s pretend that boring Maple Story gameplay doesn’t exist

    • @DeffVsTheWorld
      @DeffVsTheWorld Рік тому

      way ahead of you buddy

    • @pyrogreg8
      @pyrogreg8 Рік тому +2

      you have Dark Souls 1 and 2 now

  • @Circuitssmith
    @Circuitssmith 2 роки тому +188

    “Let’s talk fat, come on man….”
    Zach’s little pocket Joe Biden clawing its way to freedom for another brief moment.

  • @Stick_gun
    @Stick_gun 2 роки тому +49

    9:35 " I will pretend to bwe a mouf bwever" I think about this every day

  • @McDoinky
    @McDoinky 2 роки тому +138

    I like to imagine that he’s yelling “SPHERICAL!” at them in the thumbnail

    • @Madness200
      @Madness200 2 роки тому +16

      I see it as him yelling that "MY BRAIN! NO! WOOOOOOORK!" he yelled in Indivisible.

    • @TheBanMan
      @TheBanMan 2 роки тому +9

      And then Niall falls on his face

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Рік тому +5

      _"But Doctor Insano... _*_Doctor Insano... DOCTOR INSANO...!"_*

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 2 роки тому +106

    “You guys were both alive when the USSR was still a country, and you’re getting Sonic toys!”

    • @kingmob2716
      @kingmob2716 2 роки тому +18

      Cory: "I don't even know what the USSR is!"

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg 9 місяців тому

      @@kingmob2716*USR

  • @adamruiz3683
    @adamruiz3683 8 місяців тому +20

    There's nothing funnier than Corey saying something so unhinged that Chris and Zach both yell at him like disappointed parents.

  • @GlueTubb
    @GlueTubb 8 місяців тому +13

    My favourite quirk of Cory is that he is a complete blithering man baby, but he perfectly uses slang from the 1920's almost perfectly.

  • @br3akstuff
    @br3akstuff Рік тому +31

    "Cory no one wanted you dude...anyway, go on" is so fucking funny

  • @ChibiBoxing
    @ChibiBoxing 2 роки тому +144

    37:00 doesn't matter what day itnis, I find Cory's answer to his sexual curiosity as a teen amazing. Also the reaction is priceless, no one expected that.

    • @OCTAMAN
      @OCTAMAN Рік тому +31

      The fact that Jeff was sitting there in deadpan silence just makes it that much more hilarious.

  • @Abysalss
    @Abysalss 2 роки тому +69

    The hardest thing about deciphering Cory is that he’s both a pathological liar and his brain also works in a crazy way with making nonsensical connections, I genuinely don’t think he can even help it when he makes something up

  • @TheSquash3
    @TheSquash3 2 роки тому +48

    Loved the mini super cut of every time he says “mother bearing hips”

  • @saladparfait
    @saladparfait 2 роки тому +49

    35:10 Fraternal twins are twins that are still genetically distinct from each other. Score 1 for Cory.

  • @xersilusftw3245
    @xersilusftw3245 Рік тому +25

    Every single sentence cory says is like getting flashbanged in a dark room

  • @thechadator5435
    @thechadator5435 2 роки тому +99

    19:55 Cory goes gamer mode

    • @gabrieldinix
      @gabrieldinix 8 місяців тому +15

      The legitimate shock is what really gets me “Jesus Christ, Cory! Wh-what’s the need?”

  • @LimeDeB
    @LimeDeB 2 роки тому +35

    The way the comp goes from 40 minutes of Cory being this simple, unhinged weirdo to like a 10 minute segment of him completely amazing and impressing the group with his ability to outsmart the Zelda game, and making himself look like a genius just makes him so much more fascinating.

  • @nono-xm8yl
    @nono-xm8yl 2 роки тому +70

    I like that in the Happy Meal story, Zach asks whether the Sonic toys are cool, at least. Like he could imagine himself doing the same thing if McDonalds had cool toys pertaining to his own interests.

    • @Kirodev
      @Kirodev Рік тому +10

      Donald Trump toy.

  • @Zlarel
    @Zlarel 10 місяців тому +11

    26:17 Honestly think this guy was going to molest him but Cory frustrated him into leaving.
    It's like when he's in danger he unconsciously emits waves of exasperation as a defense mechanism.

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 2 роки тому +53

    the confusion over the translator bit was way funnier than the actual bit wouldve been

  • @nutzeeber
    @nutzeeber 7 місяців тому +10

    "i think cory should translate" immediately crafted a pair of cement boots on Corey's feet and teleport him to the pacific

  • @dandy-jack
    @dandy-jack 2 роки тому +31

    "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARPEN A PENCIL"
    "WHAT ARE YOU *_TALKING_* ABOUT???"

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Рік тому +60

    If Cory ever becomes senile, he'll actually start making more sense than before.

  • @vrakathen9332
    @vrakathen9332 Рік тому +16

    0:58 the disappointment in Zach’s voice when he says “Cory.” is unmeasurable and my day has been made.

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Рік тому +35

    Cory can go to depths that no one else can. He can frustrate even Zach, he can tire out Chris, he is the final boss of OneyPlays

  • @stydermmb
    @stydermmb 2 роки тому +33

    CIA interrogators could not get out of me some of the things Cory says for free

  • @PudgySasquatch
    @PudgySasquatch 2 роки тому +72

    i think we should force Cory and Adam to live together for a year in a padded room just having conversations and record it, pretty sure we'd solve all the world's problems deciphering what nonsense they blather out

    • @ragdollinballin
      @ragdollinballin Рік тому +7

      trying to understand that would force humanity's brains to evolve and become more intelligent just to figure it out so that would probably actually work lmao

  • @WarpxD
    @WarpxD 2 роки тому +73

    39:30 Never saw Chris laugh this hard holy shit

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 Рік тому +10

      Maybe the Ash Redfield bit? 47:48

  • @captainred7844
    @captainred7844 2 роки тому +46

    Chris losing his shit at the bees bit after 10 fucking seconds always gives me life

  • @caswillsaveme
    @caswillsaveme 2 роки тому +96

    Cory going from collecting ugly little figures and being mad as shit about it, to him saying he wants a giant porn collection 😭😭

  • @kingmullet4and20
    @kingmullet4and20 8 місяців тому +20

    9:38 “I will pretend to be a mouth breather!” Pretend?

  • @KUPSMusic
    @KUPSMusic 2 роки тому +111

    Cory, the sonic loving manbaby for an hour? Count me in

  • @Hewhogrins
    @Hewhogrins 7 місяців тому +7

    15:28 i'll always love how he could think of anything stereotypical from Australia, yet thought precisely of "Big Fat Hairy Women" as if it was typical

  • @halocray
    @halocray 2 роки тому +293

    To be honest that translator bit wasn't Cory's fault. He was trying to be a bad translator but they didn't understand it lmao

    • @johnstevenson5084
      @johnstevenson5084 2 роки тому +34

      No, he thinks a translator is an app which teaches you a language like duolingo.

    • @halocray
      @halocray 2 роки тому +103

      @@johnstevenson5084 no he was trying to mimic those videos where its just common English sentences you need while traveling to help learn the language. And he was trying to be a translator that is just really shitty and only knows a couple things.

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 2 роки тому +43

      @@halocray yeah but everytime they tried to start a new question with the bit he kept getting confused

    • @Polveria
      @Polveria 2 роки тому +2

      @@pickedceasar1216 I feel that was also a bit, too.

    • @pickedceasar1216
      @pickedceasar1216 2 роки тому +14

      @@Polveria I don't think so. It was genuinely a moment of confusion and frustration that ends up being funny in the long run
      Your basically saying they planned out Cory flubbing which is not possible to predict 😂😂

  • @TheMagus1234
    @TheMagus1234 2 роки тому +83

    36:33 One of my favorite Cory moments, it caught me so off guard

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 2 роки тому +10

      I’m not even sure if that would be a good way to make her come towards him

    • @TheMagus1234
      @TheMagus1234 2 роки тому

      @@henrynelson9301 it would be a great way to make run away.

    • @fartsmella2008
      @fartsmella2008 Рік тому

      Fr smile dropped instantly

  • @greaniebeaniez3070
    @greaniebeaniez3070 Рік тому +15

    Cory thinking David and Goliath is a movie with Jack black has to be the funniest shit I've heard this month

  • @xgum
    @xgum 2 роки тому +39

    23:48 went WAY over my head lmfao bear grills

  • @SlicedWrist
    @SlicedWrist Рік тому +40

    Corey is infuriatingly stupid but I love him
    39:31 “Return my wig or suffer the slop,” is fucking gold

    • @ricebix
      @ricebix 4 місяці тому +2

      I think he said slab, not slop

    • @SlicedWrist
      @SlicedWrist 4 місяці тому

      @@ricebix funny either way