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  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 5 років тому +6632

    This is Steven's 10th year of being a freshman.

  • @StevenSchapiro
    @StevenSchapiro 5 років тому +6372

    I mean.. My dorm is pretty sick..

    • @tobiasmanfred2579
      @tobiasmanfred2579 5 років тому +163

      Not just you dorm Steven, not just your dorm

    • @citylife11
      @citylife11 5 років тому +71

      Dancing mid-conversations - i'm saying it for the very last time, steve

    • @hugoaguilar9407
      @hugoaguilar9407 5 років тому +75

      Bro that girl who called you babe she’s a keeper😍

    • @abdulrahmannajdi375
      @abdulrahmannajdi375 5 років тому +24

      Why did u cover her face Steven

    • @urbanproductions5584
      @urbanproductions5584 5 років тому +4

      Hey I want you to have subs like dawson and Juan.. u deserve it ..for that u need to upload regularly..i know daily dropout also has to be managed but I dont care u upload more on your channel

  • @PerfectLeeAdventures
    @PerfectLeeAdventures 5 років тому +3762

    Blocked her face cuz they smashed and he never told her it was a joke

    • @ajisabel
      @ajisabel 5 років тому +123

      TH3R3ALHILL MVP 🤣🤣🤣

    • @quake_gwf
      @quake_gwf 5 років тому +61

      Armando Sturzenegger shut up 😂😂😂

    • @imaginarychip4916
      @imaginarychip4916 5 років тому +27

      @Armando Sturzenegger
      Lol shutup ur lying

    • @ronnyd246
      @ronnyd246 5 років тому +69

      @@imaginarychip4916 It is true, I know her as wll

    • @wasimsajzad9908
      @wasimsajzad9908 4 роки тому +13

      Lol 😂

  • @thatweebguy7918
    @thatweebguy7918 5 років тому +1835

    Steven- Do you breathe ?
    Girl- Yeah.
    Steven- I got fresh air in my dorm, wanna check out sometime?

  • @Normy2323
    @Normy2323 5 років тому +2878

    The fact he did all this with a porno moustache makes it even more magnificent.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +1541

    2:12
    Wow, Penny looks like she's a really happy person. Always smiling.

  • @tarryma5100
    @tarryma5100 5 років тому +7052

    Steven hid her face is because he went to her Apartment. What a guy

    • @soop3r872
      @soop3r872 5 років тому +298

      Tarry Ma facts

    • @MaestroTechs
      @MaestroTechs 5 років тому +890

      Yeah probs smashed, she was all about it

    • @BeEmoBro
      @BeEmoBro 5 років тому +111

      @Braden A lmao

    • @MaestroTechs
      @MaestroTechs 5 років тому +268

      @Braden A To whom !! He's as single as a pringle dude

    • @mrty5213
      @mrty5213 5 років тому +142

      Steven has a girlfriend

  • @salmanmojee8010
    @salmanmojee8010 5 років тому +3458

    The Liz girl said babe I was like 😱

    • @shanelstv
      @shanelstv 5 років тому +93

      Salman Mojee same like wth

    • @peternascente8516
      @peternascente8516 5 років тому +241

      She was down for

    • @KAYYELI
      @KAYYELI 5 років тому +135

      @@peternascente8516 🍆

    • @youngd218
      @youngd218 5 років тому +22

      @Chanell Buchanan why you have to do like this tho?

    • @jones9309
      @jones9309 5 років тому +486

      Lol she's the type of girl to call everyone babe

  •  5 років тому +543

    4:55 "You can come smoke with me" she is sent down from Weed heaven that girl. Damn

    • @brooke-3615
      @brooke-3615 5 років тому +10

      hendrix3081 it’d be funny if it was a sting and Steven could do vids from jail

    • @jepoydoto2501
      @jepoydoto2501 5 років тому +3

      I hope to get a girl to smoke with me

    • @robscowcroft7553
      @robscowcroft7553 5 років тому +51

      Sorry my friend but there is no "weed heaven". People who smoke the devils lettuce go to hell

    • @brooke-3615
      @brooke-3615 5 років тому +4

      rob ick God made weed. Hail Odin!

    • @woodyroberts4601
      @woodyroberts4601 5 років тому

      snare

  • @suyashpasari9397
    @suyashpasari9397 5 років тому +1658

    "I'm a sophomore ... So I can let you know what's good here 😉 " pretty smooth for a chick

    • @tonyg9009
      @tonyg9009 5 років тому +55

      Suyash Pasari lmao I said the same thing in my head🤣🤣

    • @justkiddingwithahmad999
      @justkiddingwithahmad999 5 років тому +69

      That was a really weird sentence.

    • @andreidavid4007
      @andreidavid4007 5 років тому +84

      just kidding with Ahmad It’s a Freudian slip. Meaning she wants to show him the good stuff there which is probably her sexual experience.

    • @PermacultureLongboarder
      @PermacultureLongboarder 5 років тому +17

      @@andreidavid4007 I had a girl use that exact expression on me once and yes it was a Freudian slip.

    • @khaledtalaat4065
      @khaledtalaat4065 5 років тому +111

      He blurred her face tho that means she really showed him what's good 😂

  • @Kashiz
    @Kashiz 5 років тому +1717

    Steven: *exists*
    Girls: Here is my number

    • @KAYYELI
      @KAYYELI 5 років тому +64

      I proposed to my 1 year crush yesterday.... Got called a "fat pumpkin" instead... Press F to pay respects

    • @colbyturbeville2946
      @colbyturbeville2946 5 років тому +5

      Kay Yeli that’s tuff man

    • @urbanproductions5584
      @urbanproductions5584 5 років тому +2

      @@KAYYELI what is F?

    • @p3ter408
      @p3ter408 5 років тому +3

      Bro in reality no girl would give me their number wtf. That's so fake lmao

    • @Kashiz
      @Kashiz 5 років тому +8

      @@KAYYELI U should have shown her the Uno Reverse Card

  • @BrotherRyan
    @BrotherRyan 5 років тому +1243

    The girl that went to smoke, and invited him was ready to get laid lmao

    • @BobThe9534
      @BobThe9534 5 років тому +8

      LOL

    • @ampreet95able
      @ampreet95able 5 років тому +43

      Dream Girl omg

    • @bloodth1rst
      @bloodth1rst 5 років тому +137

      If a girl puts out that easily.... and you call her a dream girl, actually i usually say offensive shit but i’ll just stop here

    • @ramonruiz3413
      @ramonruiz3413 5 років тому +222

      stay triggered snowflakes dudes mainly put out that easy but yet every man swear they’re the shit 🤷🏻‍♂️ stop shaming these women for wanting to have sex

    • @okappao5452
      @okappao5452 5 років тому +25

      @@ramonruiz3413 Facts bro

  • @itsmehnajma6444
    @itsmehnajma6444 5 років тому +582

    *Steven and Lara's confidence always make feel like a mouse*
    😭🤧

  • @benjamingarrett9960
    @benjamingarrett9960 5 років тому +444

    "You can come to my apartment."
    "I can let you know what's good here."
    Steven... my dude, time to get laid😏😏😏

    • @Eric-bl8lp
      @Eric-bl8lp 2 роки тому +7

      Thats why he didnt show her face

  • @youcanthealwhatyoudontreveal
    @youcanthealwhatyoudontreveal 5 років тому +82

    Tall, confident and funny: the irresistible trifecta for any girl!

    • @azorahai5158
      @azorahai5158 5 років тому +2

      tall broad frame above average frame , funny .

    • @MisterVoyan
      @MisterVoyan 4 роки тому +1

      @quenga wildside nah Steven is like every average dude, who makes something about themselves, hell he even has a mustache + a bad posture. 7 of 10 like most of the dudes. It´s just self-confidence

  • @Justin-nb5fb
    @Justin-nb5fb 5 років тому +1759

    This guy has millions of girls in his contacts while I only have 1 lol

    • @markiss69
      @markiss69 5 років тому +80

      Well start talking to her

    • @tiagogaming1355
      @tiagogaming1355 5 років тому +63

      @Abhinav Jain lmfao

    • @hibalee8457
      @hibalee8457 5 років тому +52

      And it’s your mother right ?

    • @user-mi8ie2kq4e
      @user-mi8ie2kq4e 5 років тому +78

      @@hibalee8457 why u comment it again?

    • @spear9137
      @spear9137 5 років тому +11

      everybody loves his mom

  • @gimmejimmy655
    @gimmejimmy655 5 років тому +114

    2:43 “ I can let you know what’s good here.” Oh damn! 🙄

    • @Herzblvt
      @Herzblvt 4 роки тому +12

      Dude she is smooth

  • @douchemcghee8364
    @douchemcghee8364 5 років тому +1318

    No way it can be this easy...i want to see the rejections

    • @erickgzpro6865
      @erickgzpro6865 5 років тому +363

      nah it's actually that easy, just gotta look good like steven

    • @douchemcghee8364
      @douchemcghee8364 5 років тому +80

      @@erickgzpro6865 probably is but helps more that he's doing this on campus

    • @seatanker
      @seatanker 5 років тому +87

      Step 1) Be a Chad

    • @alantheunicorn6362
      @alantheunicorn6362 5 років тому +38

      @@seatanker chad has nothing on steven.

    • @BeEmoBro
      @BeEmoBro 5 років тому +123

      He is a chad. it's that simple.
      If you are ugly you will get VERY diffrent reactions.

  • @cliftonaurelius3060
    @cliftonaurelius3060 5 років тому +421

    Steven: Breathes
    Pregnant mom: Here's my daughter's number in future when she reach 18.

  • @viscaelfutbol44
    @viscaelfutbol44 5 років тому +691

    Steven is the only guy who can get a girl to go check out his white van in the back alley.

  • @jenniferkassir
    @jenniferkassir 5 років тому +649

    Steven: I have a fridge
    Girls: here’s my number
    🤣🤣I mean I don’t blame them I like food

    • @ΟΙΜΑΛΑΚΕΣ
      @ΟΙΜΑΛΑΚΕΣ 5 років тому +7

      @Alif Channel you're a God

    • @wlee6685
      @wlee6685 5 років тому +3

      Its the new pickup line. Hey you want to come back to my place and see my new fridge? Wait maybe not...

    • @nawaidali7715
      @nawaidali7715 5 років тому +1

      a mini-fridge tho !

    • @Daleader24
      @Daleader24 5 років тому

      Number please?

    • @gpudoctor
      @gpudoctor 5 років тому +1

      What is a lebanese girl doing over here 🤣

  • @1thenatural1
    @1thenatural1 5 років тому +61

    3:00 everytime I see the smiley emoji, I assume they have boyfriends and were thinking of cheating on them so they wanted their faces blurred after being told about the recording

  • @KenKaneki-is2hl
    @KenKaneki-is2hl 5 років тому +228

    2:08 steven covered her face becouse, he didnt tell her truth

    • @claytonrachow7287
      @claytonrachow7287 5 років тому +20

      He has a girlfriend

    • @KenKaneki-is2hl
      @KenKaneki-is2hl 5 років тому +6

      Hes stiven

    • @Morals
      @Morals 5 років тому +2

      Hes stiphen

    • @matthaag1
      @matthaag1 5 років тому

      Clayton Rachow shutup

    • @KeboFilms
      @KeboFilms 5 років тому +27

      She probably didnt like the fact that it was all just for a video. Seemed like she was into him

  • @bltnbros122
    @bltnbros122 4 роки тому +116

    Steve: I just got this Playstation...
    Girl: Damn! You are COOL!
    Me: I just got this Playstation...
    Girl: Get lost! Looser

    • @TrailingFee
      @TrailingFee 4 роки тому +1

      Looser 😏

    • @laughingcoffinx3755
      @laughingcoffinx3755 3 роки тому

      the same girl he said that too was in his you're perfect video except her name was kailee in that vid.

    • @BeastGohan392
      @BeastGohan392 2 роки тому

      @@TrailingFee 😂😂😂😂📸

    • @TrailingFee
      @TrailingFee 2 роки тому

      @@BeastGohan392 😂😂😂 I was tripping a year ago

  • @balsa1992
    @balsa1992 4 роки тому +645

    is it just me like i would never say im making a youtube video after hearing their answer :D

    • @rashardcarry2530
      @rashardcarry2530 4 роки тому +89

      Nigga me either 😂😂 that’s a mistake

    • @mravisserieux6162
      @mravisserieux6162 4 роки тому +46

      Moneys is better than chicas bros

    • @tahmimahmed9615
      @tahmimahmed9615 3 роки тому +35

      They have to ask for consent, that's why.

    • @Temmy30
      @Temmy30 3 роки тому +18

      Nigga I B doing this without da vid😂😂

    • @jayr3436
      @jayr3436 3 роки тому +4

      He doesn’t have a dorm tho

  • @utkarshjain6755
    @utkarshjain6755 5 років тому +199

    Steven: Breathes..
    Girls: Here's my number!! 🤭

  • @sheeltanna1927
    @sheeltanna1927 5 років тому +468

    “I’m going home right now to smoke” how did he not break?!?💀💀💀

    • @formxr
      @formxr 5 років тому +2

      Break what?

    • @mupp0950
      @mupp0950 5 років тому +7

      @Braden A ty for having common sense

    • @1985austmade
      @1985austmade 5 років тому +27

      I know, she was cute and we all know what "come smoke with me" leads to...

    • @myytchannel6632
      @myytchannel6632 5 років тому +7

      @@1985austmade Smoking leads to Smashing?

    • @Goztepe-uf6si
      @Goztepe-uf6si 5 років тому +50

      Come smoke with me is like a 70% chance that he's smash afterwards lol. She was down.

  • @jonathanrivera6794
    @jonathanrivera6794 5 років тому +130

    The girl at 5:02 was definitely in one of angrypicnic’s videos 🤔 lol

    • @salmanaqui6999
      @salmanaqui6999 5 років тому +22

      You're right

    • @salmanaqui6999
      @salmanaqui6999 5 років тому +6

      Alexis or something

    • @candysweet434
      @candysweet434 5 років тому +7

      yeah well they all film at the same university, there's a high chance that they will prank the same people

    • @danielec.3911
      @danielec.3911 5 років тому +1

      Angelina

    • @EyadM1997
      @EyadM1997 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, @angelina.furs

  • @parkerpc
    @parkerpc 5 років тому +457

    I feel like Steven gets way less “I have a boyfriend”s than everyone else who does these lol

    • @combatantezoteric2965
      @combatantezoteric2965 5 років тому +21

      @I Steal people durags and sell it back to them stfu bullshiter.

    • @riccardo9383
      @riccardo9383 5 років тому +51

      Maybe because he cuts off the ones who say they got a boyfriend, he only put one in the video to not make it appear like it was 100% success. We will never know how many already had a boyfriend or wasn't interested.

    • @hiinsanity
      @hiinsanity 5 років тому +2

      @I Steal people durags and sell it back to them Not all girls like dogs. Most just like men who are confident and walk up to them with good vibes like they already met before. Steven is just smooth so he's a natural.

    • @brentmoses5978
      @brentmoses5978 4 роки тому +15

      Hes tall, good looking and can just flow. What do you expect? This video gave me some motivation to just get out more tbh

    • @Samford404
      @Samford404 4 роки тому

      @@riccardo9383 The girl with the yellow backpack actually has a boyfriend she's not lying at all.

  • @christian5026
    @christian5026 4 роки тому +685

    why he didn't go smoke with sophia is beyond me

    • @Haven619
      @Haven619 4 роки тому +30

      Christian N beyond me too

    • @nephronpie8961
      @nephronpie8961 4 роки тому +41

      beyond two souls as of now

    • @raulcantu4622
      @raulcantu4622 4 роки тому +17

      Who Says he didnt?

    • @ccunit666
      @ccunit666 4 роки тому +49

      Because she's so fucking liberal and dumb, I would've said no too because I have higher standards. She says she's going to go smoke like if it were a daily thing like a glass of water and her tolerance must be really high. Point being she's no fun at all and must be very dull repetitive and boring.

    • @idontgetjokes4614
      @idontgetjokes4614 4 роки тому +138

      Curt Claudio who hurt you

  • @BeEmoBro
    @BeEmoBro 5 років тому +261

    Life isn't fair....
    If an ugly guy would have said it, they would have called the police.

    • @AlexT-md9df
      @AlexT-md9df 5 років тому +45

      Keep making excuses and you will never smash

    • @alanz561
      @alanz561 5 років тому +21

      i tried this a while ago here in br, and i got 2 years or $3500 fine

    • @BeEmoBro
      @BeEmoBro 5 років тому +51

      @@AlexT-md9df Dude shit the fuck up. Do you really think that they will want to go to an ugly guy dorn right away? I'ts just prove that pick up is bullshit. A chad just appears and the girls already get wet. Genetics are everything.

    • @luxurydevilcr9944
      @luxurydevilcr9944 5 років тому +6

      TopTrendNow the person with the most beautiful face but with a fat body is ugly, the person with a bad face but an amazing body is liked by girls, so all a ugly guy needs to do is going to gym. Ez win ez rekt

    • @AlexT-md9df
      @AlexT-md9df 5 років тому +5

      TopTrendNow I know plenty of ugly guys that pickup just fine. It’s about how you carry yourself.
      Maybe it’s your attitude that needs adjustment, telling people to “fick off” when they give you good advice.

  • @axellef.
    @axellef. 5 років тому +747

    I'm early and i like it ☺ edit : i wasn't ready for that "babe" at 1:33

    • @ceaser8999
      @ceaser8999 5 років тому +37

      Axelle F. It’s so great being at least an average looking guy

    • @omokok1877
      @omokok1877 5 років тому +34

      "I gotta go to work right now babe"

    • @axellef.
      @axellef. 5 років тому +31

      @Zek XI thank you for the correction but you don't have to be rude. Plus english is not my native language thank you tho

    • @ksiddiqui8
      @ksiddiqui8 5 років тому +7

      @Zek XI It can also be a typo... But I get it, sometimes you just gotta prove to people you can basic words correctly. Keep at it bro, good job...

    • @ksiddiqui8
      @ksiddiqui8 5 років тому +16

      @Zek XI First of all, there is room for everyfuckinbody in the society.
      Secondly, if you're just sitting around just neurotically correcting everyone's spelling mistakes that are most likely JUST TYPOS (as I mentioned before, which u completely ignored), it tells a lot about your standard of thinking and your level of maturity...
      I'll give you an example : I'm a photographer and in our discussions group the people who persistently point out small little mistakes in others pictures are the rookies who just learnt a new composition rule and are really eager to show that they know it...

  • @emanhobbit
    @emanhobbit 5 років тому +1620

    Poop

    • @eBud1977
      @eBud1977 5 років тому +34

      Needs more upvotes ;)

    • @kishanchali8752
      @kishanchali8752 5 років тому +21

      most of these seem staged. nobody's gonna check if he does this for real.

    • @lv5310
      @lv5310 5 років тому +48

      It's the opposite. He doesn't block the faces of the girls he smashes

    • @emanhobbit
      @emanhobbit 5 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @richardlong6558
      @richardlong6558 5 років тому +1

      @@kishanchali8752 COPE

  • @Sanjeet_1810
    @Sanjeet_1810 4 роки тому +344

    Steven: wanna check out my dorm sometime?
    Girl: sure why not?
    Me: asks the same question
    Girl: calls 911 for an emergency

    • @lennardgobel2730
      @lennardgobel2730 4 роки тому +6

      i´m absolutely feeling u bro

    • @Kevin-eq3zb
      @Kevin-eq3zb 4 роки тому

      Lolll. Its a good thing though. Dangerous out there

    • @Mo-rf9ev
      @Mo-rf9ev 4 роки тому +1

      F

    • @memeteam6358
      @memeteam6358 3 роки тому

      Lennard. gbl it’s been 7 months can you stop touching him

    • @lighty262
      @lighty262 3 роки тому

      FBI open the door

  • @stuffaboutcomputer7149
    @stuffaboutcomputer7149 5 років тому +32

    Lol the first girl said “we don’t have to” in the beginning to the other girl. 😂 0:31

  • @tiagogaming1355
    @tiagogaming1355 5 років тому +371

    How to get a girl's number:
    1: Be Steven.

    • @MaestroTechs
      @MaestroTechs 5 років тому +11

      How to get your number
      1: Be myself.
      Hi, what's up ?

    • @MaestroTechs
      @MaestroTechs 5 років тому +5

      @@Ana05702 Nobody talked to you brotha

    • @urbanproductions5584
      @urbanproductions5584 5 років тому

      Dawson Juan want to know your location

    • @2EZ4SNEEZ
      @2EZ4SNEEZ 5 років тому

      steven universe?

    • @ParkourAYCE
      @ParkourAYCE 5 років тому

      Can I get your snachat!!??!!

  • @stephcurry2350
    @stephcurry2350 5 років тому +119

    2:12 You could've said she's a DIME!

    • @milapojuzina6371
      @milapojuzina6371 5 років тому +5

      Akshay Dhingra cuz her name is penny...

    • @pooptarts8005
      @pooptarts8005 5 років тому +8

      Akshay Dhingra I am reporting you

    • @TheSecondC2
      @TheSecondC2 5 років тому +1

      @@pooptarts8005 lmao

    • @DJfractalflight
      @DJfractalflight 5 років тому +1

      This comment was right on the money 👌

    • @mma-um9zn
      @mma-um9zn 5 років тому +1

      @@DJfractalflight nice one aha

  • @groodrew4238
    @groodrew4238 5 років тому +24

    1:36 we going to ignore she called him babe

  • @muhaiminzulkarnain5628
    @muhaiminzulkarnain5628 5 років тому +103

    Me: *a fridge salesman* Hey, so I have this fridge....
    Customer: I have a boyfriend.

    • @nickdebease
      @nickdebease 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂 MAKE THIS TOP COMMENT ! I audibly like hard laughed lol

  • @hearthrob300
    @hearthrob300 5 років тому +152

    "3 racks, pretty cool"
    "not as cool as your 2 racks"

    • @Koda716
      @Koda716 5 років тому +16

      Technically she only had 1 rack I mean unless there was like another rack under her first rack which would just be kinda weird

  • @cdnrdz
    @cdnrdz 5 років тому +24

    “What are you studying?” ... “just you guys” 😂

  • @justanothercommenter4298
    @justanothercommenter4298 4 роки тому +179

    Son: "Dad, how did you and mom meet?"
    Steven: "So I had this fridge..."

  • @boisebadboy93
    @boisebadboy93 3 роки тому +11

    That girl at 2:32 literally flipped it on him and invited him to HER apartment 🤣🤣 she wants some of that freshman sausage and sauerkraut

  • @CSJiGSaW08
    @CSJiGSaW08 5 років тому +13

    1:39 - "The fish aren't going anywhere", DAMN this guy is SMOOTH. I think its more brains and quick reactions to what women say that's key. He has everything they need to hear!!

  • @AlexZapata-
    @AlexZapata- 5 років тому +255

    Surprised no one noticed her mouth at 0:31 “Don’t do it”

  • @notkusta1158
    @notkusta1158 5 років тому +41

    Steven : Hey wanna...
    Girls : Yes ofcourse, here is my number...

  • @mrfoodie24
    @mrfoodie24 5 років тому +5

    2:08 Penny looks like she's a really cool and kind person love it 😍

  • @jaykillaa
    @jaykillaa 5 років тому +90

    0:28 she said no to her friend and prob gave you a fake phone number LMFAO

    • @wamas1234
      @wamas1234 5 років тому +9

      @Alif Channel damn u *THIRRSSTTYY*

    • @joshspiker
      @joshspiker 5 років тому

      @Alif Channel Desperation is NOT attractive.

    • @Dan-iz7qz
      @Dan-iz7qz 5 років тому +2

      At the end of the video when he reveals that it was a prank she says "I'll text you"

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 5 років тому +1

      I think she was suggesting for her friend to dip out so she could go alone

  • @EvanSoWavyy
    @EvanSoWavyy 5 років тому +17

    2:26 Steven clapped TF outta them cheeks ✔️.

  • @patrickschalick7257
    @patrickschalick7257 4 роки тому +7

    3:06 they banged

  • @mrginkzmusic5945
    @mrginkzmusic5945 5 років тому +38

    Me: hi i find you really pretty do you wanna hang out sometimes?
    Girls: no ty
    Steven: farts 💨 in front of hot girl
    Girl: hi do you want my number?

  • @CryptoAliens
    @CryptoAliens 5 років тому +80

    Steven: "You were the only one I wanted"
    Also Steven: *Approaches other thousands of girls*

  • @tkaymdala
    @tkaymdala 5 років тому +225

    Me: hie wanna com....
    Girls: eewww no
    Hello darkness my old friend

    • @MrGlostuber
      @MrGlostuber 5 років тому +17

      Me: *Opens mouth to yawn*
      Girl: Sorry, I have a boyfriend
      [Hello darkness my old friend]

    • @nawaidali7715
      @nawaidali7715 5 років тому +2

      calls college security
      [hello darkness, my old friend]

  • @PhillyDom
    @PhillyDom 4 роки тому +1

    Good CONTENT Chanp..... WATCHING you from El Salvador.......

  • @davidbetancourt1of1
    @davidbetancourt1of1 5 років тому +266

    This is how many girls checked out his dorm

  • @user-oj1fd6km8e
    @user-oj1fd6km8e 5 років тому +273

    can you imagine how much of strangers' contacts steven have

  • @aaronthurl
    @aaronthurl 5 років тому +84

    6 minutes and 42 seconds of Steven gettin numbers

  • @onedown9936
    @onedown9936 3 роки тому +7

    4:46 steven was so turned off by her when she mentioned she smokes

  • @Karan-hq1oj
    @Karan-hq1oj 5 років тому +48

    Steven :
    Girl : *HERE IS MY NUMBER*

  • @nariy4855
    @nariy4855 4 роки тому +7

    2:46 yoooo she gave her snap and asked him to come to her apartment dayumm😏
    Imagine those gurls walk in his dorm and it be rly awkward 😂😂

  • @savannah6300
    @savannah6300 5 років тому +17

    *"What are you studying?"*
    *"Just you guys."*
    I-

  • @cancionesparacapopersmecos9337
    @cancionesparacapopersmecos9337 5 років тому +6

    05:02, she's the same girl on angrypicnic's thumbnail video in “giving $100 to strangers” lmaooo

  • @jonathanjung6437
    @jonathanjung6437 5 років тому +6

    He is breaking hearts but i love his confidence

  • @kannyradotv3241
    @kannyradotv3241 5 років тому +31

    Whenever they cover someone's face. Whoever knows that person still knows them.

    • @Gwidas78
      @Gwidas78 4 роки тому

      Exactly my thoughts. So does anyone know whats the purpose of face blur?

    • @Eugenepanels
      @Eugenepanels 4 роки тому +2

      Xeavenless its obvious they dnt want thier identity shown I wud not either i just hate getting my photos taken or being on camera

    • @AlexandreG
      @AlexandreG 3 роки тому

      Maybe it's because, you know, legally, you're allowed to show the other person with a blurred face, so unless you really care deeply about that person's feelings, the most you will do is blur face for the legality of it and post it anyways.

  • @dhruvmathur1802
    @dhruvmathur1802 5 років тому +16

    Da girl at 5:05 was also in Angrypicnic's giving 100 dollars in ones video....not saying its staged....maybe dey filmed on da same day....

    • @darimi9618
      @darimi9618 5 років тому

      Which video tell me

    • @brooke-3615
      @brooke-3615 5 років тому +1

      Dhruv Mathur they’re all in the same area.

    • @dhruvmathur1802
      @dhruvmathur1802 5 років тому

      @@brooke-3615 yea....killer coincidence though

    • @shadowspade7589
      @shadowspade7589 5 років тому +1

      I noticed that too.. she's still hot af tho

    • @kishanchali8752
      @kishanchali8752 5 років тому

      most of these are staged. everyone who watches think that he's a cool guy lmao

  • @vay3926
    @vay3926 5 років тому +81

    Penny? More like a dime😍. I’m just kidding😂

  • @kingchuby1290
    @kingchuby1290 5 років тому +11

    Omg the girl at 5:02 was in angrypicnic's video giving 100$ to strangers minute 1:08 , man what a memory, her name is Angelina and instagram is angelina.furs

  • @alilife72
    @alilife72 5 років тому +33

    Steven: Hi
    Girls: You can come to my apartment!!

  • @carlosdejesus9338
    @carlosdejesus9338 3 роки тому +2

    Stevens comebacks and quick remarks are so fast and smooth they crack me up every time

  • @EDMTMLFilms
    @EDMTMLFilms 5 років тому +16

    5:05 Same girl was also approched on Cody or Juan's channel on the same day (same outfit) lol. I wonder how often she gets hit on daily. Good for her haha.

  • @GrimzNZ
    @GrimzNZ 5 років тому +4

    1:55 he said good Memory like a fish hahaha 😂

  • @AltuqKH45
    @AltuqKH45 5 років тому +94

    Steven: exists
    Girls: do me in your dorm !

    • @MrLaidback
      @MrLaidback 5 років тому +6

      some can be staged AND he doesnt upload too many rejections

  • @albertramirez5390
    @albertramirez5390 5 років тому +81

    That's it I'm going back to college.

    • @NeonSpinnner
      @NeonSpinnner 5 років тому +33

      Albert Ramirez Calm down Albert, you’re 80 next year

    • @ceaser8999
      @ceaser8999 5 років тому +15

      Albert Ramirez if you’re not not at least a 6, be prepared for things to go horribly different lol

    • @stayhumblea1115
      @stayhumblea1115 5 років тому +2

      Slow down old albert

    • @albertramirez5390
      @albertramirez5390 5 років тому +4

      @@NeonSpinnner why the hate? Us old folks still like the kitty

    • @albertramirez5390
      @albertramirez5390 5 років тому

      @@ceaser8999 if I believe it I can achieve it

  • @cristianlicea6350
    @cristianlicea6350 4 роки тому +7

    5:05 Same girl from Angry picnic's "Giving $100 to strangers". She wearing the exact same outfit too 🤣

  • @clamshot6880
    @clamshot6880 5 років тому +4

    3:51 this should be thumbnail 😂

  • @chloeebrown4780
    @chloeebrown4780 5 років тому +12

    Daughter: Dad
    Dad: yes?
    Daughter: I like girls
    Dad: OK
    Daughter #2: me too
    Dad: does anyone in this house like guys, geez?
    Son: I do

  • @rufusprime0015
    @rufusprime0015 5 років тому +24

    Coulda sworn these were one of the stranger danger signs I learned in school.... Times have changed.... Not even mad 😂

  • @Cristobal34
    @Cristobal34 4 роки тому +23

    I can’t tell if I should cringe or be absolutely amazed at how well he makes something out of nothing.

  • @Mark.Claughton
    @Mark.Claughton 5 років тому +11

    Someone needs to do a UK version , it will be funny because most of the girls would either start screaming abuse at you or punch you in the face for sure, now that's entertainment

  • @PhelipeNascimentoo
    @PhelipeNascimentoo 5 років тому +5

    1:40 "The fish aren't going anywhere" way to pick up chicks Steven xD

  • @mohammedsaad4801
    @mohammedsaad4801 4 роки тому +9

    0:31 we all know what that wink meant 🤪🔥

  • @Infametheus
    @Infametheus 5 років тому +3

    "so you'll be able to study my brain when I say I love you too soon? Oops" 😂😂😂

  • @teamapollo8181
    @teamapollo8181 5 років тому +7

    This guy doesn’t have to try he just gets their number

  • @siyabongasithole9566
    @siyabongasithole9566 5 років тому +8

    Cracks me up on some of his videos when he says he is 18 and they just stare at him

  • @ninjanerdstudent6937
    @ninjanerdstudent6937 5 років тому +46

    10 years in college, and Steven still has a dorm.

  • @ShootLuckGaming
    @ShootLuckGaming 5 років тому +6

    "We can hangout too... You dont have to look at the fridge" LOL

  • @abdisamadbashir1324
    @abdisamadbashir1324 5 років тому +12

    Her:what are u studyin
    Him:am studyin you lmao 👌Stephen

  • @diskokulan4206
    @diskokulan4206 5 років тому +17

    Damn, imagine being able to like swipe left and right with knowing how they look and act in real life, thats exactly what Steven can do literally just go around and "prank" them and when he finds someone he actually finds attractive he knows they find him attractive aswell

    • @Joao-hl5cg
      @Joao-hl5cg 3 роки тому +1

      Must be a good life.

  • @CSJiGSaW08
    @CSJiGSaW08 5 років тому +2

    4:57 - "I was like you can come smoke with me" WOW, THIRSTY!!!!

  • @goodadzhao9600
    @goodadzhao9600 3 роки тому +1

    2:40 "you can come to my apartment", be aware to protect yourself girl, Lol

  • @omarbadawi6626
    @omarbadawi6626 5 років тому +42

    5:07
    That girl is from cody’s video (angrypicnic)
    The video was giving strangers 100 bucks or something like that

  • @caleb6595
    @caleb6595 5 років тому +5

    I’m more impressed that this line actually works lmao

  • @064shujahaiderrizvi9
    @064shujahaiderrizvi9 5 років тому +12

    5:10 the girl is from Codey's video-
    Giving 100 Dollars for free

  • @abdallahabdulslam9059
    @abdallahabdulslam9059 5 років тому

    Thank you so much Steven, your videos are awesome,

  • @nicolaschophi4080
    @nicolaschophi4080 5 років тому +2

    Of all the people in this video, that two black girls were so much bubbly especially the shorter girl. Everyone of us need a friend just like her type in our lives, her laughter Waauu is so much precious, could be helpful for those living in depression 🙏 👍👍

  • @Ice_fnt
    @Ice_fnt 5 років тому +5

    Go up to people and say things like “do you smell popcorn?” When they answer no, say me neither and walk away

  • @vincentbyrd5350
    @vincentbyrd5350 Рік тому +4

    Damn she said I gotta go to work babe. Liz is definitely wifey 🤣

  • @LouisPrudhomme
    @LouisPrudhomme 3 роки тому +6

    « You can come to my apartment. »
    As if her being down to check out YOUR dorm was not even enough 🤯
    The guy is a master, haha.

  • @DessyM-FellowHustlers
    @DessyM-FellowHustlers 5 років тому +6

    I felt like they got disappointed right after knowing it's a prank!

  • @NASTYNlGEL
    @NASTYNlGEL 5 років тому +4

    At 1:50 Steven had to hold back with all his might from getting caught in a name introduction loop