If Forrest Gump time traveled to the future: Have they finally done away with wars? Do blacks and whites get along? Have our Presidents stopped sabotaging elections?
"I was s'posed tuh go tuh Ca-li-for-nee-uh, so I bought myself a plane tick-et for the eleventh of September. I never got tuh ride it, though-I slept in too lon-guh that mornin-guh, yuh see. It's just as well, anyway-later that day, I heard that all the planes were s'posed to stay on the groun-duh."
Funny enough, there was a planned sequel to Forrest Gump that involved him accidentally stopping a hijacking. That script was greenlit on, I kid you not, September 10th, 2001. Needless to say, everyone involved completely scrapped that project within a few days.
The original would not have had anything as dark as Forrest being a part of the Capital Riot or being the mechanic on the OceanGate sub or on the Alaska Airlines flight. The George Floyd protest bit though is in character with the original movie (because he ended up inadvertently invited to a Black Panther Party meeting), although I'm not sure with the original book (you see it was a book first).
"When I worked as security with Mistuh and Missus Clinton, I got to go to an island owned by a man named Jeffrey Epstein. I never met Missus Epstein, but they sure had a lot of kids."
You could work in so much for a full movie since the last: anything related to BillClinton, Bush with the Bullhorn at ground zero, Nick Sabans run at Alabama, BLM, Tesla and SpaceX, Jan 6th, Trump meeting Kim Jon Un, there’s so much material.
"I saw lotsa people protesting. They was trying to free their pal Stein. I thought "Well if my pal Lootenant Dan wasn't free, I sure would want him to be", so I joined the protest."
Since I'm dressed as Forrest Gump for Halloween right now: "This one time I was workin' as a security guard, and there was this young fella who was trainin' me just got himself outta the army. He'd tell me bout his time in someplace about two hundred miles away called the Golf, or somethin' like that. And I'd tell him 'bout Lt. Dan, and Bubba, and my time in Vietnam. One day, I met these two brothers, who he was friends with. I think they was some kinda farmers. Cuz they was always buying lots of fertilizer. One time, they bought so much they had rent one of them movin' trucks . Just to take it all back to their farm. Then, one day, for no particular reason, that nice young man took that truck to Oklahoma, and he done blowed up a building!"
That was awesome!😂 By the way, there now exists a Bollywood version of Forrest Gump that is also really great, but I don't remember the name of the film right now
So Forest got to work for Academi. Well, even before name change they liked to hire former members of US armed forces, so it's no wonder he got job there.
I don't like Forrest Gump. This satire amused me. The clock company part was hilarious. It reminded me of the fruit company. That is the Apple computers.
Forrest somehow makes his way into every significant historical event.
If Forrest Gump time traveled to the future: Have they finally done away with wars? Do blacks and whites get along? Have our Presidents stopped sabotaging elections?
@IsaiahRichards692 nah he'd probably just wonder where his boat went
He creates them
He has already one of the most amazing lives a man could have ever asked for.
In the books he never even owned a boat.
He was the first shrimp farmer in the USA and when the storm came through, he was the last one selling shrimp
The idea that everything that has happened the past few years is the result of one well meaning but not so bright guy is very funny to me.
You would love forest Gump if you were born in 78
It would explain a great deal of current events...
@@BoxEnjoyerI was born in 2004 and I watched Forrest Gump countless times, it's one of my favorite movies, a friend of mine also says that.
I like how tom hanks is first on the guest list
did you see jeffery epstein on there as well. i had to pause and read them all. had me chuckling
I need a full 2 hour movie! Get on it Hollywood
Forrest Gump, the son of Forrest Gump
@@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy Son of Gump
They'll just put a chick in it & make it gay.
I thought he was gonna be a guard for Epstein island when I saw the guest list
The original Forrest Gump didn’t screw up nearly as much as the new one. Very appropriate.
Seems like a decent reboot for once
Got all the references😂
Love from the great china
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The guest list is great.
I notice it had Natalie Portman, yet Natalie Starboardwoman wasn't invited.
And even though Christopher Walken was invited, Christopher Runnen was not
Yaarrr, people always be biased against the starboard side.
Some of these are funny. Some of them are just things that happened.
So was the original movie
@@soffren true
@@soffrenit was different
"I was s'posed tuh go tuh Ca-li-for-nee-uh, so I bought myself a plane tick-et for the eleventh of September. I never got tuh ride it, though-I slept in too lon-guh that mornin-guh, yuh see. It's just as well, anyway-later that day, I heard that all the planes were s'posed to stay on the groun-duh."
Sadly accurate words.
Funny enough, there was a planned sequel to Forrest Gump that involved him accidentally stopping a hijacking. That script was greenlit on, I kid you not, September 10th, 2001. Needless to say, everyone involved completely scrapped that project within a few days.
@@scrawnytony3174 cap. That's too much of a coincidence
@@HistorywithHannibal Only source I can find is Buzzfeed 💀
@@The_mrbob that's fine
And now he works for Boeing...
This guy needs to turn this into a feature length Hollywood movie
"clock company" 😂
The original would not have had anything as dark as Forrest being a part of the Capital Riot or being the mechanic on the OceanGate sub or on the Alaska Airlines flight.
The George Floyd protest bit though is in character with the original movie (because he ended up inadvertently invited to a Black Panther Party meeting), although I'm not sure with the original book (you see it was a book first).
Jennys father was a very loving man
This is basically the always sunny episode where it turns out they accidentally caused most of the shit that happened in 2020
This is gonna go viral. You were great!
"When I worked as security with Mistuh and Missus Clinton, I got to go to an island owned by a man named Jeffrey Epstein. I never met Missus Epstein, but they sure had a lot of kids."
Ah later heard he didn't kill himself. Well that's all fine and dandy, but I wonder why everyone felt the need to tell me a guy was still alive
A-cab?
"A.C.A.B: All Cops Are Bastards" (not endorsing just clarifying)
all cops are bastards
“All cops are bastards”
Ohhh
Yeah a taxi
I thought this was going to be cheap but was actually really impressed
This is so perfect. Well done, dude!
Only thing that's missing is the killer soundtrack
So Forrest set up the entire Tavis thing. Welp, time to get out the pitchforks and torches. Anyone wanna come?
No.
???
You could work in so much for a full movie since the last: anything related to BillClinton, Bush with the Bullhorn at ground zero, Nick Sabans run at Alabama, BLM, Tesla and SpaceX, Jan 6th, Trump meeting Kim Jon Un, there’s so much material.
Forrest decided to work as a concert organiser for Travis Scott in 2021, but couldn't calm the crowd
I love how in the original movie Forrest either serves as a catalyst for heroism or justice while here he's an absolute menace.
This needs WAY more views. SO clever
YOU GOTTA MAKE THIS A REAL THING! THIS IS YOUR LIFE GOAL
He probably would have thought there was a real good sale at the Capitol gift shop.
Man there's so many you can do, this was great
This guy did forest grumps voice perfectly.
"I didnt know it was illegal to call taxi"😂
In 2024 he would be walking in Palestine protest and be called anti Semite 😂
"I saw lotsa people protesting. They was trying to free their pal Stein. I thought "Well if my pal Lootenant Dan wasn't free, I sure would want him to be", so I joined the protest."
Hot damn this movie would sell!
No views, 28 sec (first?)
Good seiries by the way, keep up the good work :)
It's the reboot we didn't know we needed
clock company I love it
This can't end on that cliffhanger.
Absolutely funny!!
Is the “a cab” flying over my head? I don’t know the backstory not from the States, can someone explain please thank you.
Try googling for ACAB. It's a contentious topic, so UA-cam seems to be deleting all the comments about it
Forrest is 1000 times more competent that Stockton rush
Didn't know Forrest worked for Boeing.
just got the bat joke💀
Since I'm dressed as Forrest Gump for Halloween right now: "This one time I was workin' as a security guard, and there was this young fella who was trainin' me just got himself outta the army. He'd tell me bout his time in someplace about two hundred miles away called the Golf, or somethin' like that. And I'd tell him 'bout Lt. Dan, and Bubba, and my time in Vietnam. One day, I met these two brothers, who he was friends with. I think they was some kinda farmers. Cuz they was always buying lots of fertilizer. One time, they bought so much they had rent one of them movin' trucks . Just to take it all back to their farm. Then, one day, for no particular reason, that nice young man took that truck to Oklahoma, and he done blowed up a building!"
Dang, Wooded Fool really caused everything
So well done! Love it 😆
That was awesome!😂
By the way, there now exists a Bollywood version of Forrest Gump that is also really great, but I don't remember the name of the film right now
Morgan Expensiveman.
😂
Brah had me dying influencing all of taylor swifts songs.
Got all the referenced but the last one. 😅
0:36 where’s the goated dude with all the answers
Has anyone told you that you low-key resemble Mr Bean?
I dont get the a cab on please help im fr
I love how they used Tom Hanks voice announcing during the football clip. What movie is that from?
Priceless!
Bro sounding like Cleveland from family guy 💀💀
where is this guy's Emmy?
Am i the only one that doesnt get A-cab?
all cops are bastards
Acronym for All Cops Are Bastards
All cops are bas....
You're not the only one.
@TrashcanTroubadour Does that happen? I'm noticing my response isn't here so maybe that kinda censorship actually happens here
Classic
Say whatever you want, but this still has a better plot than twilight.
Masterpiece
God fucking dammit
that’s facts tho ahahahha
That was hilarious!
The new Jenny for the new Gump would be a girl on OF.
This is perfect 😂
Genius!
So Forest got to work for Academi.
Well, even before name change they liked to hire former members of US armed forces, so it's no wonder he got job there.
But what about 4th and 31?
Where's 28th May 2016 incident
I dont get the a cab part lol. Who wants to explain it to me
This is great but why did he get a job when he and Bubba got rich?
I love this
Al? We called him Haji.
Amazing
I don't get the taxi jome, is that real?
A cab. Like ACAB. As in, "All Cops are B******s!"
Illegal to call for a cab?
Should started in 2002 instead of 2011. So you chose Twitter as the investor
Big gap between 2011 and 2020.
We do not talk about the bad orange man. Calling him "bad " to his face tends to anger the private security body-guards who follow him everywhere.
Forrest was doing private security... Gag order. Ma-fia.
Should have been cornhole
What about Forrest's kid
Hey I know that guy Al chi ita
How the hell did he get so many jobs 😑😂😂😂
Wow 😂
Imagine though
I don't like Forrest Gump. This satire amused me. The clock company part was hilarious. It reminded me of the fruit company. That is the Apple computers.
The original had to be a treat for the boomers
Pickleball? Forrest gay confirmed?
0:41 I don’t get it.
ACAB stands for "all cops are bastards". And he, yelled for a cab, meaning a taxi, but they mistook him for insulting the cops
😂
🤦🏻♂️😭😂
Steal is a bit of a stretch
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