Who Is The WORST Character In Team Green | House of the Dragon

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  • We discuss and rank the best characters in Team Green in House of the Dragon (The HBO Spinoff series of Game of Thrones). Why do more people love Rhaenys and Rhaenyra Targaryen more than Alicent Hightower or Helana Targaryen? Why do people respect Corlys Velaryon grind but shame Otto Hightower? And how can they overlook Daemon Targarten’s actions but not Aemond Targaryen or Aegon Targaryen? Is it just because they are fighting for the end of patriarchy in the A Song Of Ice And Fire series?

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  • @OurHiltsHurt
    @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +46

    Let us know which character you think is the best or worst for Team Green

    • @booshmcfadden7638
      @booshmcfadden7638 8 місяців тому +5

      Y'all trollin' lol

    • @TheCmascagni
      @TheCmascagni 8 місяців тому

      Aegon not S tier. He was scared to be king. How dare you compare anyone to lord Fray or Kruster????

    • @dre5714
      @dre5714 8 місяців тому +1

      @@TheCmascagni Season 2 Aegon is on demon time 😭

    • @guerreiroazul3230
      @guerreiroazul3230 8 місяців тому +3

      @@TheCmascagni that's what makes him great, a true leader isn't one who covets power, but the one that rises up to it

    • @8AndiFront
      @8AndiFront 8 місяців тому +3

      Please to a ranking of every Aegon, that would be so based

  • @Amantducafe
    @Amantducafe 8 місяців тому +223

    100% objective and unbias Tier Ranking of the Greens.

  • @notgoddhoward5972
    @notgoddhoward5972 8 місяців тому +167

    Cristen Cole is the best best man to invite to a wedding.
    "Watch out! It's Cristen Cole and he's got a steel chair💺 !!!"

    • @schemeteam2954
      @schemeteam2954 8 місяців тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @guerreiroazul3230
      @guerreiroazul3230 8 місяців тому +16

      Lesser men want to sit on the Iron Throne, Criston will use it to bash people's head in, unbelievably based

    • @notgoddhoward5972
      @notgoddhoward5972 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@guerreiroazul3230 While real sigma Borros just bakes his cake 🎂 sitting on solid rock 🪨 "Valyrian steel crown headlock out of nowhere from Cole - Aegon didn't expect that crowning folks.
      Wait is that?! It's Borros Baratheon and he is going for the Stone cold chair!" - glass shattered and everything

    • @robbiewira5344
      @robbiewira5344 6 місяців тому

      hes absolutely rec. a wwe character 😂

  • @Ivbo
    @Ivbo 8 місяців тому +99

    The Greens have been governing the realm for years, they have the better rulers, the better council, a sitting monarch who would be happy to let his experienced council rule, and their claim to the throne is literally backed by the same laws of succession that the entire realm follows.
    Aegon is still young and hasn’t fully formed yet, much like Tom Glynn-Carney (the actor) says, he would probably make for a great king if he had more time to learn how to channel his fire.
    Meanwhile, Rhaenyra has been doing absolutely nothing for decades, in fact she’s done everything possible to prove she’s an unworthy heir…and she’s got Daemon by her side, who is objectively the worst possible individual to hand the power of the Iron Throne to.

  • @soulsharts
    @soulsharts 7 місяців тому +75

    With literally every content creator I've seen, along with 90% of the audience, simping for team black and completely dismissing all their faults, it's refreshing to hear people who see the conflict the same way I do and actually give team green the props they deserve. I'm way more sympathetic to team green, especially since the writers OBVIOUSLY want everybody to be team black.

    • @55Andy555
      @55Andy555 5 місяців тому +2

      What do you mean, they gave Alicent one of the most sympathetic glow ups I've ever seen.

  • @vibechecker3168
    @vibechecker3168 8 місяців тому +113

    Borros can read, he just couldn’t be bothered reading the essay Rhaenyra had sent him, so he got the maester to cliff note it.

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 8 місяців тому +11

      Canonically he was illiterate.

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +33

      Based Borros

    • @ravenrose839
      @ravenrose839 5 місяців тому

      @@OurHiltsHurtlegit thioo

    • @PalpatineIsAJew
      @PalpatineIsAJew 5 місяців тому

      @@jessjess23brooks89He has wars to fight with the Dornish scum he don’t have time to read.

  • @Belisaur
    @Belisaur 8 місяців тому +110

    The character assassination the show does on the greens is so blunt and obnoxious, it really shows a lack of respect for the audience and is quite insulting. They think were fucking rubes. Green forever.

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +24

      True!! Yeah if anyone reads the books and watches the show you can see how the greens are more in the right than not.

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 7 місяців тому

      ​@OurHiltsHurt I mean it's not like the show necessarily makes the greens look bad (other than Aegon being a grapist that's fucking stupid) they just present it in more of a both sides have a legit claim stand point instead of how the books are more biased. This is especially evident in season 2 so far but this video was released before that so that's neither here nor there

    • @ottersirotten4290
      @ottersirotten4290 5 місяців тому

      I didnt even red the Books and am still offended at how blatantly they try to force theyre Black=good Guys, Green=bad Guys Narrative.

    • @55Andy555
      @55Andy555 5 місяців тому +1

      Whatever, they give Alicent the biggest sympathetic glow up ever.

  • @Hero_Of_Old
    @Hero_Of_Old 8 місяців тому +193

    Yeah making Aegon a straight up Grapist was so silly. He's more interesting as some drunkard who avoided responsibilty.

    • @billjoe8734
      @billjoe8734 8 місяців тому

      Exactly, this show is marketed as the true story, but it’s all black propaganda, designed to portray the blacks, and the usurper, as the ‘good guys’.

    • @Letwoo67
      @Letwoo67 6 місяців тому

      But then again I would make no sense that he risked his life to ambush Mayles if he wanted to avoid responsibility.

    • @Letwoo67
      @Letwoo67 6 місяців тому

      But then it wouldn’t make sense for him to risk his life to ambush Mayles if he was avoiding responsibilities.

    • @samcarlson524
      @samcarlson524 6 місяців тому

      I think that characterization was too close to Robert Baratheon from the main series for them to keep it.

    • @zehsackett6132
      @zehsackett6132 4 місяці тому

      the greens found him passed out with a 12yo prostitute. It's literally the main thing you remember about him

  • @connors9597
    @connors9597 8 місяців тому +104

    Really hoping Aemond’s drip reaches its full potential; armor described as nightblack chased with gold 🔥

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +8

      He better be

    • @notgoddhoward5972
      @notgoddhoward5972 8 місяців тому +7

      What we will get - a dark souls/berserk/naruto trench coat and fingerless gloves... Possibly an ominous cloak and mask... They should just dub all Aemong says in Japanese at this point. Its so over..

    • @joaorodo
      @joaorodo 8 місяців тому +2

      Well if you look at the trailer and the "dragon fight scene" (around 2:10) hes not even wearing armor lol - also theres a promo somewhere that shows him sheathing his swords in the woods (rooks rest?) and hes also wearing just regular clothes not armor.

  • @theIJPmexican
    @theIJPmexican 8 місяців тому +143

    Green is a cooler color so I agree they are the good guys

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +23

      Based and green pilled

    • @RIBAYRO
      @RIBAYRO 6 місяців тому

      Green is quite literally not a creative color.

  • @akchanneltv4084
    @akchanneltv4084 8 місяців тому +311

    Team green is the only reasonable choice. Viserys immediately breaking the rule that got him the throne is literal brain rot. Best character on TG is Aemond. Worst is Larys

    • @guerreiroazul3230
      @guerreiroazul3230 8 місяців тому +28

      Larys is a useful spy master, Alicent on the otherhand doesn't serve any porpuse and she is in love with the enemy

    • @assadsvengeance9952
      @assadsvengeance9952 8 місяців тому +14

      I think it's worse that he didn't do anything to secure the throne for rhaenyra or teach rhaenyra how to rule and curb her less than exemplary tendencies(mothering bastards and being if not dismissive outright hostile to the lords of westeros being prime examples)and ensure a peaceful transfer of power, sure there would have been some problems and possibly even a small rebellion or two but a massive civil war was entirely avoidable by simply teaching her how to rule and interact with her subordinates as well as making sure she doesn't do anything too destructive(insulting that lannister guy was pretty bad and mothering obvious bastards is even worse)

    • @randycrawford1132
      @randycrawford1132 8 місяців тому +22

      Team Green is terrible, only great character is Helaena, Aegon is unworthy of the crown, Aemond is more worthy and even then No, and Viserys was the King and he chose Rhaenyra so she’s the heir and should be Queen.

    • @The-Allfather-Odin
      @The-Allfather-Odin 8 місяців тому

      ​@randycrawford1132 Aegon was stolen his birthright. Blacks really think that just because Viserys said that his daughter should inherit the iron throne, people would actually follow her. She is a usurper, and the people mock her for it.

    • @youkotacita2358
      @youkotacita2358 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@guerreiroazul3230 she holds love for the ennemy that makes her a fool !

  • @zxylo786
    @zxylo786 6 місяців тому +35

    Oh man. A Green supporter and a Walder Frey enjoyer? Finally found my GoT channel.

  • @paulraines9635
    @paulraines9635 8 місяців тому +84

    Aemond, Aegon, Cole, Tyland(post-op) are all S tier.

    • @josephlittle1752
      @josephlittle1752 8 місяців тому +7

      Damn, if you mean post-op like I think you are ruthless 😂

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +7

      lol Tyland Pre Op is good too

  • @sad_dad
    @sad_dad 8 місяців тому +48

    Helena being the Elon Musk of team green 😂😂 IM GAAAGGGED

  • @taufeeqwilson9855
    @taufeeqwilson9855 8 місяців тому +50

    "now its time to talk about the good guys team GREEN" - : Instantly likes subscribes and commits to watching this video for the nest hour agreeing with everything said

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +9

      Hope we didn’t disappoint lol

  • @GLitiatc0
    @GLitiatc0 4 місяці тому +15

    The writers tried the best to make Aegon the worst, and he ironically became the best character in season two

    • @Loki-g3k
      @Loki-g3k 3 місяці тому +1

      The logic the bad person = the bad character really didn't work. To me, not having a clear gole makes the protagonist flat and boring.

  • @Vinlander95
    @Vinlander95 8 місяців тому +51

    Great tier-list gents! Always love to see a fair and unbiased tier list for Team Green - the best team. This video just reaffirms that I was right to sub. Cheers!

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +11

      Happy Green awareness month brother ✊🏼

  • @lynnieannie34
    @lynnieannie34 8 місяців тому +33

    borros: “this sign can’t stop me, i can’t read!”

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +10

      Based borros strikes again

  • @NotAuburn
    @NotAuburn 6 місяців тому +38

    Going by these comments, Team Black isn't just a black hole of charisma, but also humor

  • @YUSUKE488
    @YUSUKE488 8 місяців тому +28

    “I apologize aegon , i was not familiar with your game”

  • @11bluekitkats
    @11bluekitkats 8 місяців тому +40

    Video idea Aegon the first vs Aegon the second. We all know the goat Aegon the second is gonna win but let’s see how close “The conquerer” can get to winning.

    • @mochalotte4702
      @mochalotte4702 8 місяців тому +4

      Or maybe an all the Aegon’s ranked video maybe? Would be too boring pitting aegon II against aegon the conquerer when the verdict is obvious.

    • @11bluekitkats
      @11bluekitkats 8 місяців тому +4

      @@mochalotte4702Maybe but seeing Aegon the second dunk on “the conquerer” would be pretty entertaining you gotta admit.

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +11

      These are both great ideas. Aegon I is overhyped AF

  • @Cyanduck485
    @Cyanduck485 8 місяців тому +79

    Team green are the best
    All hail Aegon
    Second of his name
    King of the andals,the rhoynar and the first men.
    Lord of the seven kingdoms and protecter of the realm

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +26

      Based and green pilled

    • @KaylaIsaiah
      @KaylaIsaiah 8 місяців тому +1

      I'm team black,and I respect characters from team Green like healena.

    • @Hp108-7
      @Hp108-7 8 місяців тому +3

      You forgot to add the first of his name at the end.

    • @soulsharts
      @soulsharts 7 місяців тому +3

      The magnanimous.

  • @Rizz779
    @Rizz779 8 місяців тому +23

    The fairest and most accurate list I’ve ever seen and we definitely need a best House Sigils Tierlist

  • @JamesDB2
    @JamesDB2 8 місяців тому +28

    Aegon II Targaryen, first of his name! I love it 😂😂
    Seriously guys, we really really need that Craster video before HotD starts back up.

    • @The-Allfather-Odin
      @The-Allfather-Odin 8 місяців тому +3

      Fax

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +3

      We want to do the Craster video and we might actually do two videos. But we promise it will come out and it won’t disappoint

  • @jacobshaoullevy8
    @jacobshaoullevy8 6 місяців тому +9

    Based and impartialpilled

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  6 місяців тому +3

      This is the most unbiased Team Green analysis you’ll get. And thank you so much for the Super Thanks. We really appreciate it.

  • @thefriendlessnorseman5282
    @thefriendlessnorseman5282 8 місяців тому +22

    Best Green Character has to be post coronation Aegon with his trusty pal Sunfyre like idk what Vissy T was thinking if my son claimed the best boy I would def make him my heir

    • @guerreiroazul3230
      @guerreiroazul3230 8 місяців тому +3

      Viserys should have just made Rhaenyra and Aegon battle it out, call them both to the dragon pit, lock it and tell them that to leave one of them has to be dead.

  • @NarskiiYT
    @NarskiiYT 8 місяців тому +19

    Criston Cole did nothing wrong. He was coerced. Even if he fancied her back, it was still a tricky situation. Show plebs are weird, yassss qwueeen rhaenyra graping criston cole, and then they mald when Criston becomes extremely resentful of her when she tries to have her cake and eat it to when his honor is on the line.

    • @55Andy555
      @55Andy555 5 місяців тому

      There's plenty of yass queen on both sides tbf.

  • @Su1c1d3p1mp
    @Su1c1d3p1mp 8 місяців тому +10

    Rhaenys and Corlys should be on Team Green in my opinion. Why would they support someone who disrespected and literally murdered their son ?

    • @joshuabryant9845
      @joshuabryant9845 7 місяців тому +1

      Tbf in the book Coryls is definitely playing both sides

  • @Darklotsz
    @Darklotsz 8 місяців тому +10

    team green needs the justice it deserves i am sick that everyone seeing them as villains

  • @DaveyGravyYT
    @DaveyGravyYT 8 місяців тому +10

    Good timing fellas ive been running low on hilt hurt content but seeing this upload got me torqued

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +2

      lol glad we are able to provide. We will be coming making more videos soon too

  • @rxrx69
    @rxrx69 8 місяців тому +24

    I really need that craster video almost coming

  • @MommalaHarris
    @MommalaHarris 8 місяців тому +86

    Not being team green should qualify you for a handicap sticker

    • @jaxzor
      @jaxzor 8 місяців тому +4

      why? xD

    • @rrgale55
      @rrgale55 8 місяців тому +5

      Yes!! Close parking!! Where can I pick mine up?!

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +18

      Based and green pilled

    • @bohunkmusic9473
      @bohunkmusic9473 8 місяців тому +9

      Ironic considering team green has two cripples, a legally blind man, and neurodivergent woman

    • @Darklotsz
      @Darklotsz 8 місяців тому +2

      @@jaxzor watch the video again and you'd know

  • @ottersirotten4290
    @ottersirotten4290 5 місяців тому +8

    Greens. The thinking Mans Faction.

  • @Kilo_11
    @Kilo_11 5 місяців тому +8

    Finally unbiased and non blackcell cope, may the seven bless these men

  • @meazapawlos8996
    @meazapawlos8996 8 місяців тому +14

    we need your guys review of each episode in depth when season 2 drops

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +2

      We plan on doing a livestream every Monday after the episode

  • @Su1c1d3p1mp
    @Su1c1d3p1mp 8 місяців тому +6

    Seems like the show makes every team green member evil. Aegon the grapist, Larys and the feet, Criston Cole the bitter incel, etc.

  • @thegreatpage5912
    @thegreatpage5912 8 місяців тому +15

    #JusticeForVaemond

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +9

      Killed for speaking the truth :(

  • @LBaker-y6t
    @LBaker-y6t 6 місяців тому +10

    Unironically the greens are the good guys

  • @LeonardoRodrigues-yl6eq
    @LeonardoRodrigues-yl6eq 3 місяці тому +2

    wtf man this is the best channel of asoiaf universe, S+ tier

  • @dr.s8972
    @dr.s8972 8 місяців тому +14

    Aegon is a failson; Aemond has the grindset

    • @schemeteam2954
      @schemeteam2954 8 місяців тому +4

      Aemond looks up to Daemon, u can tell because I'm sure he heard bad ass war stories about him especially zig zagging arrows at the step stones and chopping off the crabfeeder king in half without Viserys help.

    • @dr.s8972
      @dr.s8972 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@schemeteam2954FR while Aegon is gooning Aemond is pursuing the same grindset as Daemon

    • @The-Allfather-Odin
      @The-Allfather-Odin 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@dr.s8972Aegon has that fathering grindset. He is going to pump out as many children he can for his line to continue.

  • @chuytorres9794
    @chuytorres9794 8 місяців тому +10

    Im on 35:29 and I have my suspicions that all team green is gonna be S tier 😂 love this videos.

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +3

      Your suspicion was correct

    • @chuytorres9794
      @chuytorres9794 7 місяців тому +2

      @@OurHiltsHurt it was the only way. 🫡😂

    • @GeorgeChacon2112
      @GeorgeChacon2112 5 місяців тому

      I was literally at that time when I checked the comments hahah

  • @TheCmascagni
    @TheCmascagni 8 місяців тому +3

    How fares your Lord.
    Well, he requests the honor of your father at his 90th name day.
    Tyrion, “chuckles”. He can’t help it.

  • @Luminousreign
    @Luminousreign Місяць тому +1

    There is definitely always one cooler twin, just the facts. One of them is always just slightly better at almost everything and it leaves the other one socially stunted.

  • @CopaExMachina
    @CopaExMachina 8 місяців тому +7

    Too bad the best part of the video where Don was choking on ghost wieners was ruined by House of the Dragon talk. 2:32

  • @The-Allfather-Odin
    @The-Allfather-Odin 8 місяців тому +10

    Every symbol of legitimacy belongs to Aegon Targaryen ll. He has the conquerors name, wields the conquerors sword, has the backing of the people and all true lords of noble birth.
    All hail the king

  • @shifterverse
    @shifterverse 8 місяців тому +3

    Dam me and Thom MUST find some way for us to collab with you guys and vice versa, its just gold listening to you guys.

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому

      Thanks Liam. Yeah we need to collaborate soon. Craster for the Throne!!!

  • @louisekenway3455
    @louisekenway3455 6 місяців тому +3

    Aegon II is remembered in history as King
    Rhaenyra is just remembered as a princess who tried 😆

  • @SaintNyx
    @SaintNyx 5 місяців тому +6

    I finally found my people.

  • @swetagupta3927
    @swetagupta3927 5 місяців тому +4

    43:02 seriously someone understood finally

  • @tzook4080
    @tzook4080 6 місяців тому +2

    Rhaenyra went to Dragonstone because it's the traditional seat of the Targaryen heir to the throne. She didn't abandon Kings Landing, she was following tradition. My opinion, anyway.

  • @MarieCurtis92
    @MarieCurtis92 8 місяців тому +10

    Aegon the second! First of his name! 🤣

  • @Uzair_Of_Babylon465
    @Uzair_Of_Babylon465 8 місяців тому +8

    Great video keep it up you're doing amazing things

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +2

      Glad you’re still enjoying the content

    • @Uzair_Of_Babylon465
      @Uzair_Of_Babylon465 8 місяців тому +1

      @@OurHiltsHurt in your opinion who do you like more Targaryens or blackfyres?

    • @Papaty25
      @Papaty25 7 місяців тому

      ​@Uzair_Of_Babylon465 Neither, I like the Baratheons.

  • @kolbydroberts
    @kolbydroberts 8 місяців тому +6

    Once again, your analysis is 100% correct

  • @swetagupta3927
    @swetagupta3927 5 місяців тому +1

    37:03 yes please I can't believe there are people like you who really appreciate alicent for who she really is

  • @Su1c1d3p1mp
    @Su1c1d3p1mp 8 місяців тому +7

    I know he might be edgey but Aemond is easily my favorite

  • @OhWow1337
    @OhWow1337 6 місяців тому +2

    It is no secret that we live in a polarized world and our political system more tribal. We all have our own biases whether we would like to admit it or not.
    That’s why I wanted to say what a breath of fresh air this vod was. Despite our natural tendencies, you were both able to put that aside to look at just the facts alone. I thank you for being so fair and impartial.

  • @Healingharp88
    @Healingharp88 8 місяців тому +9

    Aegon was just a wasted character, exaggerated/invented faults aside. Even if they didn't want to go with a guy who'd be a "good king" in the medieval sense of the term. Martial and all that like Aemond. They could still have gone down a Richard II of England or Louis XVI of France route. Even combining the two rulers persaonalities/policies. Particularly in regard to the Louis XVI route as a well meaning but personally ill-equiped man destined to be king to early due to his own early father's death, much like Viserys. So many ways they could have made him a "bad king" without making him a "bad man" and what's shaping up to be a "tyrant king".
    Particularly annoyed because I know the actor who plays him has the stones to play a totally authentic hedonistic, power-hungry and cunning badass!!!
    Check him out as young Julius Caesar in TV Show - Domina.
    So if nothing else, he has the ability to if not play Aegon if not as a badass. As he did with a young Juilus Casear. He at least as the acting chops to play a more complex Aegon II. Rather than the barely three-three dimensional character we got Season 1 and possibly Season 2. Fingers crossed I'm wrong and we see some growth.

    • @horrorhistory7342
      @horrorhistory7342 8 місяців тому +4

      Considering how good of an actor Tom is, a Richard II type Aegon would have been cool for the show.

  • @joaorodo
    @joaorodo 8 місяців тому +6

    omg yes fucking finally some people see facts for what they are

  • @The-Allfather-Odin
    @The-Allfather-Odin 8 місяців тому +3

    I need that Craster video. I am on the verge of frenzy.

  • @KingOfTheNights
    @KingOfTheNights 5 місяців тому +5

    Aegon the 2nd, first of his name!!

  • @GameChanger_Games
    @GameChanger_Games 4 місяці тому +2

    4 eyed raven... 1st of his name 🤣 you guys crack me up man 😂

  • @333sss-yt
    @333sss-yt 8 місяців тому +6

    alicent thick as hell in the trailers so icl she’s a tier for me

  • @sirfijoe450
    @sirfijoe450 6 місяців тому +1

    Aegon II best character. Should have been called Aegon the merciful because not only did he spare Corlys, not only did he spare Baela, but he ALSO spared Aegon III. What did Rhaenyra do when she took kings landing? Beheaded Otto, beheaded Lord Jasper, and then tortured Tyland for some pocket change.

  • @rxrx69
    @rxrx69 8 місяців тому +6

    This is the pre-nut video i was looking for. Thanks gator and donboy

  • @AbelMusa
    @AbelMusa 7 місяців тому +7

    Can you remake this list and put Aegon on triple S and all the other traitors on F?

  • @AngelMoreno-wj2wk
    @AngelMoreno-wj2wk 6 місяців тому +9

    Lmao team black glazers are seething

  • @newo9978
    @newo9978 8 місяців тому +4

    Team Black has zero cake while team Green has... I dont have to even have to say it. It should be clear to anyone with a brain that the Greens are in the right.

  • @isaacgilley4438
    @isaacgilley4438 8 місяців тому +2

    Love the new vid lads, keep up the amazing work!
    One theory i have regarding as to the shows constant sucking up to team black ( and im certain im not the only one to have this theory ), is that mushroom's perspective will be revealed in season 3 or 4, or perhaps one half of season 2, though i will admit that is certainly wishful thinking on my own part

  • @ChildOfTheFlower
    @ChildOfTheFlower 8 місяців тому +8

    The House with the Plan 💚
    I would way the worst from what has been shown to the audience is Alicent. That is not a conclusion I enjoy simply because she is being told stuff is happening behind her back and the Greens don't appear to trust her due to her empathies with Rhaenrya. From the show perspective, Alicent is a liability who has no control of the situation. Aegon has this problem, but it does appear to be somewhat mended as he appears to be taking on the role and will get into the nit and grit of the battles which is where I disagree in the Joffrey comparisons. I am not saying Alicent needs a sword or dragon to have agency, but what she does need is to take charge in the small council as being a dowager queen is useful to the Greens cause.

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому

      Yeah it sucks because they want to make Alicent a middle greyer character thus making her less definitive and assertive on a single focus goal

  • @Rucker1980
    @Rucker1980 8 місяців тому +6

    I'm loving this team green supremacy. I pledge my fealty with a sub

  • @LordRamzee
    @LordRamzee 6 місяців тому +1

    It's easy to see why Rhaenyra was heir in the show. Viserys was a overall mediocre king who kept Westeros as a whole stable but was weighed down by his own failing body and dreams. I can easily see how the horror of having to butcher his wife to potentially save his son caused an overwelming desire to see the reminder of his love (Rhaenyra) in the best position possible. Even if the Greens showed to be the greatest thing since Valaryia I don't believe he would change.

  • @MattMZ2245
    @MattMZ2245 8 місяців тому +3

    I originally was Team Black, but then I heard other YTers talk about how tragic Rhanera is for not having a good father figure.
    King V is King.
    Unsubscribe if you disagree.

  • @Bannermann
    @Bannermann 8 місяців тому +4

    Based Aegon, Based Aemond.
    Enough said.

  • @footballtomorrow9343
    @footballtomorrow9343 6 місяців тому

    “In an ideal world, every green character would be an S-tier character” I proclaimed all ruddy and cheerful after Jasper Wylde retrospect and chose to skip to see to uncover the gleeful mystery. For once, I think this world is perfect

  • @robinbauer1975
    @robinbauer1975 6 місяців тому +4

    You are so right with this one
    You actually understand asoiaf
    Not like those meateiding simping boss women supporting liberals who are like 99% of the vieweship and the beta directors

  • @sugarcombfilms3467
    @sugarcombfilms3467 6 місяців тому +1

    Team Black really just sucks. The only ones I root for are Daemon, Corlys, and the kids. Everyone else is either boring as hell, severely flawed no matter how much the showrunners want to hide it, or both. At least with the Greens they keep their flaws honest and let THE AUDIENCE come to their own conclusions instead of being forced to see one team as "the good guys".
    Also, green council scenes are always the best scenes in the show, this isn't a debate.

  • @TheActualXVII
    @TheActualXVII 8 місяців тому +1

    I keep forgetting these videos are satire so I'm thrown off but then I remember and it is entertaining.

    • @asimhussain8716
      @asimhussain8716 8 місяців тому +15

      Where's the satire? This is the most unironically based ASOIAF channel on UA-cam.

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +10

      We make jokes, but we are not being satirical big boy

    • @The-Allfather-Odin
      @The-Allfather-Odin 8 місяців тому +4

      They speak like 80% fax, what are you on about

  • @justinmcbride56
    @justinmcbride56 7 місяців тому +2

    I just need a scope of how you're ranking these guys beforehand. Still confused.

  • @rektz2457
    @rektz2457 8 місяців тому +11

    It's a shame that Alicent line was wiped out, while Rhaenyra line ended up on the throne.

    • @johnathanoneal9
      @johnathanoneal9 8 місяців тому +6

      You people truly make zero sense

    • @jcnom6606
      @jcnom6606 8 місяців тому +1

      @@johnathanoneal9 what makes no sense?

    • @chauhanmridula850
      @chauhanmridula850 8 місяців тому +6

      As it should be the rightful Queen's children end up on the throne and the evil scheming hightower bloodline is ended.

    • @paulraines9635
      @paulraines9635 8 місяців тому +3

      They're basically half Lys and a quarter Dornish in three generations.

    • @The-Allfather-Odin
      @The-Allfather-Odin 8 місяців тому

      It's sad that the true line didn't continue. Atleast Daemons line would be victorious.

  • @izzypfutzenreuter
    @izzypfutzenreuter 8 місяців тому +3

    Helaena is loved by the people! I love Helaena. I was a bit sympathetic of Rhaenyra and Daemon before what they did to Helaena and her babies.

  • @Akiraspin
    @Akiraspin 6 місяців тому +1

    Tyland "The Most Titanic Steel Testicles In the Seven Kingdoms" Lannister. What an absolute beast. Probably the best small councilman in Westeros history besides Septon Barth.
    Of course the show disrespects him and makes him a lame yesman when in fact he's basically a fusion of Tywin's genius ruthless pragmatism and Tyrions personal fortitude and loyalty.

  • @TheKeyser94
    @TheKeyser94 8 місяців тому +2

    Marketing House of Dragons as Team Black and Team Green is really clever, much better strategy than over hyping a stupid Fan Theory that the producers and George RR Martin read in the internet, and when they executed in the TV Show ended in a disaster, but is pointless really, there aren't good or bad characters in this war, are degrees of how bad they are, discounting the children, some of them end being killed because arrogance or stupidity, but House of the Dragon of the Dance of the Dragon is George RR Martin version of Shakespeare Hamlet. No one remember how nearly all the characters in that play ended?

  • @madarathedivine2665
    @madarathedivine2665 2 місяці тому +1

    HOW DO THEY KNOW???? Lmao iron rod has the best defense rn no lie

  • @madarathedivine2665
    @madarathedivine2665 2 місяці тому +1

    Y’all really don’t like aegon the first huh?

  • @cherryfreckle
    @cherryfreckle 8 місяців тому +6

    I think regardless of how it's like in the books and whether they move away from the grapist tendencies, it's already been established within the show now that he is a grapist. Nothing can change or redeem that now and people are valid to dislike his character and not be team green because of it. Kinda hard to root for a grapist ngl

    • @mysteryboxe9230
      @mysteryboxe9230 8 місяців тому +9

      Super cringe,show might as well be black propaganda

    • @The-Allfather-Odin
      @The-Allfather-Odin 8 місяців тому +10

      It dosn't change the fact that Aegon Targaryen is the one true king.

    • @guerreiroazul3230
      @guerreiroazul3230 8 місяців тому +7

      I mean, team black has Daemon who is a groomer, murderer and according to the leaks is also a wife beater

    • @pg1448
      @pg1448 7 місяців тому +7

      I don't see why in a show with kinslayers, wife and child murderers rape is for some reason where we draw the line. Seriously Daemon is as bad as Aegon and if he is apparently fine, I can look past Aegon's sins too

    • @mysteryboxe9230
      @mysteryboxe9230 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@pg1448 Buddy we are definitely drawing the line at rape. Murder is one thing, as it is war but rape is unjustifiable.

  • @11damkina11
    @11damkina11 Місяць тому +1

    I feel seen on this channel. TG and Bobby B lover...

  • @aryanpatil2186
    @aryanpatil2186 6 місяців тому +2

    I disagree with every one of your videos, but I like all of them.
    They are the best thing to listen to while working out, giving me the rage to finish that last rep.

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  6 місяців тому +4

      Just wait until we put out our Craster video

    • @aryanpatil2186
      @aryanpatil2186 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@OurHiltsHurt😭🙏 how can you possibly defend Craster
      Love you guys fr

  • @militaryhistoryguy827
    @militaryhistoryguy827 5 місяців тому +2

    not knowing how to read is highly based.

  • @joshuaadams6565
    @joshuaadams6565 8 місяців тому +2

    They didn’t want to show Aegon as a r*pist, in the book he was a r*pist. I doubt those serving maids and hand maidens were consenting partners. He was notorious for getting the staff pregnant.

    • @Rizz779
      @Rizz779 8 місяців тому +2

      Again theirs a difference between assault/groping which literally anytime theirs a scene mentioning female servers they’re getting groped in the books which is awful but is with the universe
      And a rapist who watches his bastard children fighting eachother to the death if you think that’s a fair reflection of Aegon then I have some oceanfront property to sell you in North Dakota

  • @TheCmascagni
    @TheCmascagni 8 місяців тому +4

    Tell me why Craester not prince who was promised and I’ll tell you why you’re wrong.

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +3

      Based and Craster pilled

    • @TheCmascagni
      @TheCmascagni 8 місяців тому

      @@OurHiltsHurt 😂😂😂

  • @kaiju2296
    @kaiju2296 6 місяців тому

    Otto really held team green down. he has vision, standards, and can actually think about the big picture. Him telling everyone off for making stupid decisions will never get old. Absolute gangster. Absolute chad. Zaddy, I daresay. Easy S rank.

  • @ungabunga6699
    @ungabunga6699 8 місяців тому +7

    Based list

  • @maxvasquez1088
    @maxvasquez1088 6 місяців тому

    For them to say “Aegon wasn’t like this in Fire and Blood”🙄 Fire and Blood was vague on purpose. It glossed over a lot of details and wasn’t even from any of the Targaryens perspectives, it was the perspective of Maesters and Mushroom. If the Lannisters wrote the history about Joffrey they’d say he was a galant and brave king who defended kingslanding against his usurper uncle. Of course the histories wouldn’t mention Aegon being a r*pist or forcing kids to fight to the death, especially since the Hightowers own Old Town, the Citadel, and the Maesters.

  • @ArgonEygovsson
    @ArgonEygovsson 8 місяців тому +7

    Goated takes lads

    • @OurHiltsHurt
      @OurHiltsHurt  8 місяців тому +1

      Someone needs to say here on UA-cam

    • @ArgonEygovsson
      @ArgonEygovsson 8 місяців тому

      @@OurHiltsHurt yessir! Looking forward to every upload :)

  • @jamie8703
    @jamie8703 6 місяців тому

    It took Me way too long to get the joke there's so many layers of irony

  • @Mr_JManM
    @Mr_JManM Місяць тому

    Lord Wylde out here catching strays! Septon Eustace recorded that he was called Ironrod because he was a strict Master of Laws. Mushroom always gives a nasty and crass take on events, putting the sexual spin on the name. His twenty nine kids are all born in wedlock, making him a Chad on the level of Walder Frey, a very possible precursor to the man. He's number one in this time period without doubt!

  • @basedgod3234
    @basedgod3234 5 місяців тому +1

    I genuinely cannot tell the difference between your satire and dead serious takes 😂

  • @iosonoxkrxmovxi
    @iosonoxkrxmovxi 6 місяців тому

    I think writers deliberately deteriorate Aemond 's character, he began to be likable. He couldn't be so fool to torture small folk.Just an intentional spoil for extra episodes.

  • @danielsmommy2008
    @danielsmommy2008 5 місяців тому

    That last bit had me spitting. coffee

  • @mateafilipova8292
    @mateafilipova8292 6 місяців тому +1

    I am team black but lets be real team Green has alot of great characters. Haelena and Alicent are among my favorite