Can you call someone a simp if they're actually bangin the chick on the regular? You call Robb a simp, but he married Talyssa (or whatever), nailed her on the regular, and she laid around newd. Jaime was always pining for some golden snatch, Littlefinger spent years lusting after Cat (for some reason), and of course there's the 40 year old man who constantly belt-tucks because of a 15 year old girl he can't even touch. And you left out Reek simping for Ramsay. Dude would have done literally anything to please his master.
@@JonBlack413There have been real royal families without dragons in real history. It is not a necessity that royal line will lose their hold unless they keep screwing up.
Dany is also way younger in the books and Jorah is an old ugly bastard, nowhere near as good looking as the show actor. He also tries to convince Dany to sell people into slavery. Probably one of the most disgusting characters in the books, I hope he dies. People only liked him in the show because the actor's a silver fox.
I feel like rob being so high is more so because he literally almost ended the Stark line because of his simping, with Walter Frey being very on board with killing them because Robb didn’t marry his daughter
Come on. Lysa is S tier. Gives her maidenhead to a third grade noble boy, who isn't even hot. Gives birth only to his son, which she breastfeeds, because he is the next best thing to having Petyr suck it. Risks her life, name and family by continuing that relationship. For decades! Despite Petyr never even loving her. And doesn't realize it during all that time, even though she's a woman. They! Always! Know! Lysa is the misstress overlord of simp. I bet her final thoughts, before she was murdered by Petyr, were: "I hope, at least, he's happy." Otherwise great video. Again. Wouldn't put puppydog Daario at A. He played the sensible guy, because that was his move. Other than that he benefitted economically and even got Dumy loving him. Up until Thyrion put his little foot on the ground. As for Tommen, even with suicide still an F. Margaery is the definition of an excuse for any kind of simpage.
@@OurHiltsHurt Considering North follows Old Gods and the Lords right to the first night is part of their culture, I am sure Robb could just legalize polygamy for the monarch only. Everyone simps for Aegon but he had two wives, so Robb shouldn't be an issue.
You don't know what a simp is. Robb fell in love with a woman who loved him, and they got happily married. That's how it ideally works. Robb ruled over her, and she was not taking advantage of Robb.
I think Robb should be B Tier. Jorah and Littlefinger simped for women they never got with. Robb actually had sex with Jeyne Westerling/Talisa. And Robb's wife actually loved him.
Yea I kind of tespect robb fir that he loved jeyne westerling and that love was returned he was also only a kid too but I respect him saying f you to walder freys granddaughter
No way Jaime Lannister is anything other than S-tier. His whole life revolved around Cersei. Maybe A-tier, because he at least got the schnizz, but in some ways it's even more pathetic that he looks like Prince Charming but only screws his sister and a cave troll. He achieved so little with so much that by comparison Samwell Tarley played his hand better.
Anyone else find it hilarous and hypocritical that lyanna had a problem with Robert sleeping with another woman and having a bastard, but is totally okay with Rhaeger having a whole wife and kids 😂🤦♂️ it’s only okay when she’s yhe “other woman” I guess smh, there’s no way of justifying that.
I don't think some show watchers realize how pathetic Jorah is because he's portrayed by a relatively handsome Iain Glen. If they had hired someone that looked like he was supposed to in the book...
While that is true she was desperate to escape her grapey baby "Daddy" I think it's a win because he was the only one not to end in tragedy. He got a wife out of it, freed from the bonds of celibacy, and became a meister learning more than ever. Literal big brain moves outside of the box I'd say.
Show Robb is 100% a simp. Book though is written more like he knows hes fucked up and kicks himself in ass. Also magic may have been involved with it. Also I will say you guys should have placed Jon lower based of him killing dany and rejecting Stannis proposal in the book to make him and Val the rulers of winterfell. My man usually chooses the bigger picture over his own happiness or love.
Apparently any man who genuinely loves a woman and isn't always the smartest is a simp. These dudes are like old school nerds just douches who don't have a life, watch a lot of porn think they could lead an army because they've played D&D @@thecensoredmuscle563
@@incognito9292I mean there's no real way that Rob could have known that Frey was going to pull a war crime. The whole guest right thing is a big ass deal in Westros. That's why the whole thing worked literally no one would have expected it to happen.
Jorah when he sees Chad last dragon: (in smug Wojak) this beta boy will never be king of the seven kingdoms. Jorah when he sees 13 year old Dany ( in pointing soyjack) she’s muh khallssi
@@OurHiltsHurt He was just spiteful the last dragon had no dragons and was gonna conquer the 7 kingdoms Khan style. Jorhah like most normies is once again like the soyjack pointing at the dragons
Jaime and brienne should both at LEAST be in B, they both literally joined the kingsguard for their loves and threw away both of their inheritances, and from then literally did anything that was asked of them by renly and Cersei until brienne only stopped sipping because renly died and Jaime only stopped because he found a new girl to simp for (kinda)
Jon wasn’t a simp until his character was ruined in season 7-8. He’d be a low/mid A tier if you guys talked about Dany, even though he ended up killing her.
Jamie is S Tier ALL the way!!! The only reason he was made a King's Guard was to be near her cooter. The only reason the whole new game started was because of her cooter. He is right up there with Jorah as the King Simp. And Jorah was Batman...in 'Titans'. Robb didn't deserve S Tier. He was rebelling against his 'special' mother. I blame teen angst not simpage. He got into being King In The North and felt himself a bit too much, and faced with his mother's lack of intelligent decisions, went against the grain. I know how much you guys love Bobby B but, come on... He was simping SO hard for a girl he never touched, never liked him, and was a girl version of his bestie. A tier def. John, like Robb, was just sowing some wild oats. He was bros before hoes. He found a hottie bad girl, smoked doobs, went to the cool kid parties, and played in the poon patch...then peaced out and killed her. D for sure. And where the F is Khal Drogo???.... he's S or A. The dude died for his sleepwalking dumb-dumb. He let her dictate every step on the way to his own downfall. He was the stallion that got mounted...and deaded. Any of them would be forgiven if faced with Margaery on a dragon.
We cut Khal drogo because the video was going on too long, but he wouldnt be very high to us. He wore the pants in the relationship, and only gained respect for her as she started to conform to HIS way of life. Their relationship evolved into a reciprocal, monogamous relationship.
@OurHiltsHurt but she 'conformed' to his way in the most-"I'm gonna upend all your shit like a toddler"-way. Once she rode him, his stallion was mounted, and that's not the way of the Dothraki. She screwed him in more ways than three, and he happily Momoa'd his way into simphood.
@@OurHiltsHurt Robbs relationship was also a reciprocal, monogamous relationship. Drogo though was letting his wife make to many decisions. Robb was the one making the decisions. So why put Robb but skip Drogo?
I always read Bobby B's love for Lyanna as the one conquest he didnt win for him. They probably interacted and she refused him somewhat wittyly. He just likes the chase, that if you hear Ned tell it, no woman gave him. The eternal conquest of Lyannas heart that can never end, which is the EXACT thing Robert wants.
Dude, Tommen never stood a chance. Margaery plays into his sexual naiveté with soft words and light touches and absolutely tortures Cersei with it. I mean, if you're gonna simp for someone...
I know people irl who crap on tommen all the time because "he was weak and ineffectual" even though he was like 13 in the show and 8 in the books and was never taught how to rule because nobody expected joffrey to die once tyrion and tywin saved him from his multitude of enemies gained through his cruelty and petty sadism
@@OurHiltsHurt Truly, he tasted of Highgarden's SWEETEST fruit; Maergery makin' Sansa, Cersei, & The Sand Snakes look like some strumpet-y street birds, on gawd!!
I can excuse Tommen for simping because of that coddling Cersei put onto him. He wanted a woman that wanted him, Margaery did it right. Got what she wanted and all she had to do was give him a little play. Also, I'm pretty sure she was the first woman he fell for in his early age. And echoing other comments, he could have had a much worse crush.
Tyrion should be A tier. He falls in love with any woman who shows him any true affection. In the books, Shae doesn't love him, but he still loves her. And let's not forget how fast he falls from the cleverest man who ever lived to a complete simp once he meant Dany.
Tommen & Margaery definitely boned lol there's a whole scene about how he never wants to stop, then the next day Margaery gloats to Cersei about it lol
I think Jaime should be higher. I feel like his love is more genuine while its Cersei that doesn't truly love Jaime and just wants to be him. Jaime probably knows this too and just takes what he can get.
@@booshmcfadden7638he's literally a gigachad in the books who dislikes women so much he'd rather screw around with men, and let's not forget stannis the mannis was afraid of him enough to avoid direct confrontation and use a shadow demon assasin to take him out instead
Bobbie B started the war because Aerys wanted to kill him and Ned after offing Ned's father and brother. Afterwards Bobbie ended up fucking half the women in Westeros.
No 13 year old boy faced with a naked Margery Tyrell is going to be anything other than a simp for her period. Kids a virgin and she's a fu*kin fox he never stood a chance. Hell like 85% of full grown men wouldn't stand a chance. Saying otherwise is frankly pure cope.
Lyana and Rhagar's relationship: Causes massive rebellion which ends the Targaryn dynasty and kills thousands, Robb throws his war because he marriesJane/Talsia instead of Walder Freys daughter, and get his army killed. Robb gets S tier simp Rhager gets F
@@MC11723 yeah that's true. I wouldn't say worst then F simply because he didn't lose the war because he was in love, an arguably didn't take her for love either.
I wouldn't want to marry someone my mother sacrificed me to because she doesn't want to negotiate either so i understand why robb didn't want the frey, that being said he should have gone off and married margaery tyrell, arianne martell, or perhaps asha greyjoy(based tomboy pirate) and go for the iron throne instead of marrying someone loyal to tywin lannister or some noblewoman from volantis like a moron
I would have switched Baelish and Robb. I mean, imagine simping for a married woman your whole life, and after she is dead or out of reach, continue with her daughter. That makes him absolute S Tier for me.
Jorah really is so one dimensional to Daenerys that he pretty much a foot note in her journey, and she knows it’s and uses it in her mission to make everyone feel miserable as her.
Littfinger would be a B tier simp-but the Sansa stuff, marrying the daughter of the girl you wanted because she’s that girls daughter is *INSANE.* Rob is on one side an S tier simp but on the other hand that’s his girl, so it’s not simping it’s love which is an F.
@@thelegacyofgaming2928You could argue that he simped for himself really. Because at least half the reason he banged her is she's literally the female version of him. The whole thing is super weird in general...
I can't believe one of the biggest simps Danaerys was not included. I was a fan hers but she's was a big ass simp for Jon. She sailed all the ways from Essos for the 7Ks and tossed it to side for Jon and his mission. Lost her dragons, friends, and so much in the process. BIG SIMP!
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I have come to defend Tommen from the allegations. He’s relatively religious and he’s relatively violence averse. Then already kind of cracking under the pressure of being king, his mother detonates one of the foremost religious buildings in the city most likely turning the people against him killing most of the people at his side who had a clue about how to lead as well as hundreds of other innocent bystanders and he’s powerless to stop it. I’m sure Margaery dying didn’t help but it’s certainly not the only reason.
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Forget simping watched two videos from you guys & you two are god like tier level sarcastic & cynical it’s a beautiful thing to watch when it’s done right & mixed with actual good understanding of the subject at hand I’m subscribing & by the way I believe LittleFinger is the biggest simp in ASOIAF he has been starting wars for women who has never even considered showing him their ankles
Littlefinger is pretty high on the list but also has many chad qualities despite his greasiness, robb has some simp moments but i wouldn't consider him a full simp, jorah is imo 100% the biggest simp
Haven't watched yet but Bobby B has to be number 1. Bro simped so hard he started a war over her then fathered multiple bastards purely from the memory of simping for her, which is another level of simping
Except he didn’t start a war. A r*pist (aerys) and prophecy addict who did a crash course on how to publicly humiliate your wife (rhaegar) started it. Even on rebel side, it was Jon Arryn not Robert Baratheon who first called his banners and thus start the rebellion
Although the war was started because of her, what led to Robert's rebellion was that the king was going to kill both Robert and Ned after Ned's oldest brother went to attempt to kill Rheagar for taking Lyana. So Robert had no choice but to start a war, either that or let the king kill him.
An especially big point to me is Robb not doing what he needed to do to make all the deaths of the men under him matter. What he promised them he'd do in exchange for their deaths. Putting shame on his dead father he claimed to be vengeful over. All over his personal selfish love. It was such a wild turn around to everything he'd apparently been taught. When you're a royal, especially in this world, your decisions kill thousands at a time and Robb is House of the Dragon tier as far as how frivolous his was in comparison to the cost.
Based tier list I gotta say though I know in the books she’s nothing special but in the show I’m not gonna lie I don’t blame Robb for going for Talisa. I mean in the show she’s one of the most beautiful women we see no doubt. It’s a big part of what screwed them over for sure but it’s like what the legend Walder Frey said “I’d have forsaken 100 oaths for that.” I’d move Robb down to A tier maybe. But I get why he’s an S he screws over 2 whole kingdoms for her 💀.
@@OurHiltsHurt True, I just think cause he did for an actual good love interest that should knock him down a tier. But I see why you won’t I mean they all die because of it 💀.
Quinton martell. He died in a pursuit of a woman he never met, and was burned and eaten before he even met her. Before he even met her bro. Even jorah at least met daenerys. Robb Stark was obviously met and is close with his wife. How the heck does a Simp manage to die, before even meeting the chick?😂
Littlefinger is my number 1 simp fights an impossible duel to simp and then dedicates his life to an impossible goal out of simping all his schemes are derived from simping
Let us know what SIMPS we missed or what you thought of our rankings
Hope you put tommen on this list
Naw Lysa needs to be higher at least A but i say S. same with Bobby B. he started a whole war about Lyanna
Jon should be less of a simp than Jaime because I won’t consider “She is my queen” and “I don’t want it” canon.
Cersei for Rhaegar
Can you call someone a simp if they're actually bangin the chick on the regular? You call Robb a simp, but he married Talyssa (or whatever), nailed her on the regular, and she laid around newd. Jaime was always pining for some golden snatch, Littlefinger spent years lusting after Cat (for some reason), and of course there's the 40 year old man who constantly belt-tucks because of a 15 year old girl he can't even touch.
And you left out Reek simping for Ramsay. Dude would have done literally anything to please his master.
Rhaegar's simping ended his family's 300 year rule, he's the biggest simp there
Rhaegar telling Lyanna that their child will be the prince that was promised 😂
Eh that ship was already sailing Rhaegar just sped it up lol
House Targaryen was already on borrowed time the minute they no longer hade dragons. Rhaegar was just the final nail in the coffin.
@@JonBlack413There have been real royal families without dragons in real history. It is not a necessity that royal line will lose their hold unless they keep screwing up.
Lol thats not simping thats being a cheat
Lyanna Stark simping for a married man started a whole war
True dat
Lyanna: “Robert being a womanizer? Disgusting. Ewwwwwwwwwww.”
Also Lyanna: “I know you already have a wife but please ravage me Daddy Rhaegar.”
Rhaegar? Pretty sure it was him who was simpin, even though he had a wife at the time already.
She's a pickme, no doubt.
@@LisaAnn777 I think the simping was mutual
Littlefinger is ice and fire. He's a simp and a pimp at the same time
For real. He is almost above it but he is one of the worst
Like Zack Morris lmao
He’s a simp in pimps clothing lol
“Oh, I’ve been absolutely in love with Catelyn Stark for years and years- play with her ass cheeks”
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The simp becomes the simpee
Bear Island knows no simp but the Simp in the North who's name is Jorah!
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Jorah should be alone in S tier, because at least, Robb got some
He's also 16 when he dies, when Jorah is like 45...
True. Jorah got some from his Hightower wife I hope. But your point still stands
@@OurHiltsHurt Pics or it didn't happen.
@@paulraines9635 Got me there, Jorah is a confirmed Simp Virgin
Robb isn't even a simp. Fell in love with a woman who fell in love with him. Got married. That's how it usually works, and is ideal.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 and killed his whole own army of 18000 men for it, including himself. He is the biggest simp in the show
In the books jorah is so obsessed that he has a brothrel girl who looks like danny
Dany is also way younger in the books and Jorah is an old ugly bastard, nowhere near as good looking as the show actor. He also tries to convince Dany to sell people into slavery. Probably one of the most disgusting characters in the books, I hope he dies. People only liked him in the show because the actor's a silver fox.
Yeah he got the glowup of a lifetime in the show he was so creepy in the books
Lmao they made a reference to that girl in the brothel where he finds Tyrion but he doesn’t sleep with her.
god the books suck lmao
@@matthewzakrzewski1797What?
The hound is the least simpy character by far, the women he helped he had no interest in sexually he’s just a good guy deep down
I did not know i needed this type of content. Saying Robert was stuck in Pre Nut delusion is the funniest shit ive heard in a while
We only speak the truth, and we feel for our boy
He needed neds bussy
@@Dorkeydaze No
@@thelegacyofgaming2928bro banged thousands of women across the seven kingdoms and it didn’t work, maybe dude is right? Maybe he needed some bussy?
@@Dorkeydazeif you ever say that again I will report you to the CIA for war crimes and tax fraud you barbarian
Putting jaime in C yet robb In S is criminal when it comes to simpin. Jaime knew she was a terrible person yet still chose to die for her.
In defense of Jamie. Cersei is still his sister and will protect her regardless of their incest.
only in the show though and we know how shit and invalid that ending is
I feel like rob being so high is more so because he literally almost ended the Stark line because of his simping, with Walter Frey being very on board with killing them because Robb didn’t marry his daughter
@@adtoxic3344if it’s only in the show but he is decent in the books then why is Jon in B? Based on books he is D at worst
@@petermj1098lol no he's the number 1 simp
Come on. Lysa is S tier. Gives her maidenhead to a third grade noble boy, who isn't even hot. Gives birth only to his son, which she breastfeeds, because he is the next best thing to having Petyr suck it. Risks her life, name and family by continuing that relationship. For decades! Despite Petyr never even loving her. And doesn't realize it during all that time, even though she's a woman. They! Always! Know!
Lysa is the misstress overlord of simp. I bet her final thoughts, before she was murdered by Petyr, were: "I hope, at least, he's happy."
Otherwise great video. Again.
Wouldn't put puppydog Daario at A. He played the sensible guy, because that was his move. Other than that he benefitted economically and even got Dumy loving him. Up until Thyrion put his little foot on the ground.
As for Tommen, even with suicide still an F. Margaery is the definition of an excuse for any kind of simpage.
Yeah Tommen wasn’t simping. He got the top shelf and he will never be able to match. All downhill from there.
@@OurHiltsHurt Even if he'd be a simp. Why not? When I have to decide between self-respect and Margaery Tyrell, it's an open race.
Agree. Lysa is same level as Jorah.
Wasn't Lysa forced to abort Petyr's kid though? The rest I agree on.
Maybe Lisa is only obsessed with Petyr because she hates Cat so much?
Jorah is the GOAT SIMP
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Jorah the ultimate simp
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Simpin so nice he had to do it twice
They even made Jon snow a simp at the end but, Jorah mormont is the greatest simp the seven Kingdoms have ever seem 😂
He is the undisputed champion simp. No one will ever touch him.
Jorah's balls are blue and bluer
Greatest simp of Essos as well.
Bro the Jamie Lannister glazing is CRAZY. You might as well put yourself in S tier at this point 😂
I'm a proud Jamie simp.
Robb is simp supreme after Jorah because he is King.
He can just legalize polygamy and have 2 wives but instead he breaks his oath.
Dude great point. The faith would have an issue with it but at least he could try
@@OurHiltsHurt Considering North follows Old Gods and the Lords right to the first night is part of their culture,
I am sure Robb could just legalize polygamy for the monarch only.
Everyone simps for Aegon but he had two wives, so Robb shouldn't be an issue.
You don't know what a simp is. Robb fell in love with a woman who loved him, and they got happily married. That's how it ideally works. Robb ruled over her, and she was not taking advantage of Robb.
@@uglukthemedicineman5933 Robb is honorable like his dad. Taking 2 wives is not an honorable thing to do.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 I agree but having two wives is more acceptable than oathbreaking.
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I think Robb should be B Tier. Jorah and Littlefinger simped for women they never got with. Robb actually had sex with Jeyne Westerling/Talisa. And Robb's wife actually loved him.
Simping for a dead girl? Idk about that one. At least A tier.
@thelegacyofgaming2928 Simping for a dead girl who finds you irritating and then ran off for nonstop boning and died after giving birth. S or S+
And he was a kid, ~16yo when he died. The boys be thinking with the pp at that age.
Yea I kind of tespect robb fir that he loved jeyne westerling and that love was returned he was also only a kid too but I respect him saying f you to walder freys granddaughter
Robb was not a simp at all. It was just a typically man loves woman, she loves him back and they get happily married.
No way Jaime Lannister is anything other than S-tier. His whole life revolved around Cersei. Maybe A-tier, because he at least got the schnizz, but in some ways it's even more pathetic that he looks like Prince Charming but only screws his sister and a cave troll. He achieved so little with so much that by comparison Samwell Tarley played his hand better.
Anyone else find it hilarous and hypocritical that lyanna had a problem with Robert sleeping with another woman and having a bastard, but is totally okay with Rhaeger having a whole wife and kids 😂🤦♂️ it’s only okay when she’s yhe “other woman” I guess smh, there’s no way of justifying that.
Peak non-logic from the wicked witch of the north Lyanna
I still think she was kidnapped and rhaegar is an emo simp
I think Rhaegar won her over with all the prophecy talk. Perhaps she also believed that she would replace the queen. No excuses, though.
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I don't think some show watchers realize how pathetic Jorah is because he's portrayed by a relatively handsome Iain Glen. If they had hired someone that looked like he was supposed to in the book...
jorah show shoould be some ugly man, he was too handsome
Relatively handsome? Bro is stunning
Sam goes for that girl because he couldn't get any other girl. He knew she was hopeless and desperate.
Literally scrapping the bottom of the barrel
While that is true she was desperate to escape her grapey baby "Daddy" I think it's a win because he was the only one not to end in tragedy. He got a wife out of it, freed from the bonds of celibacy, and became a meister learning more than ever. Literal big brain moves outside of the box I'd say.
@PirvateerKurei Except his wife is inbred and Sam now has to raise her even more inbred son, as his first son.
@@OurHiltsHurt >scrapping
What constantly reading sloppa instead of the scripts of propah gentlemen does to the brain
Show Robb is 100% a simp. Book though is written more like he knows hes fucked up and kicks himself in ass. Also magic may have been involved with it. Also I will say you guys should have placed Jon lower based of him killing dany and rejecting Stannis proposal in the book to make him and Val the rulers of winterfell. My man usually chooses the bigger picture over his own happiness or love.
How is Robb a simp? He loves a woman, she loves him back, they get happily married. Are you calling any man who gets married, a simp?
Apparently any man who genuinely loves a woman and isn't always the smartest is a simp. These dudes are like old school nerds just douches who don't have a life, watch a lot of porn think they could lead an army because they've played D&D @@thecensoredmuscle563
@@incognito9292I mean there's no real way that Rob could have known that Frey was going to pull a war crime. The whole guest right thing is a big ass deal in Westros. That's why the whole thing worked literally no one would have expected it to happen.
I only simp for the seven
Based and Andal pilled
So u are basically Baelor
Nah the Valyrian pantheon is better praise mother Syrax
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@@pomalde nah just a man of culture
a 55 minute video how good can you possibly make my day
Show Stannis has some simp behaviors I dont like
I remember the episode where Melisandre went to pick up Gendry and Stannis was like " plz don't leave me 😢 "
Agreed
For melisandre?, to be fair she's a witch who's clearly manipulating him
The show actively hated Stannis and D&D openly admitted as such thus their version of the character is no better than any random fan fiction
Most simps don't chock their target of affection.
Come on, guys...as long as Jorah Mormont is part of the ensemble it's not really a competition 😂😂😂
Jorah when he sees Chad last dragon: (in smug Wojak) this beta boy will never be king of the seven kingdoms.
Jorah when he sees 13 year old Dany ( in pointing soyjack) she’s muh khallssi
Jorah could never dream of being as chadly as the mighty Visarys III
@@OurHiltsHurt
He was just spiteful the last dragon had no dragons and was gonna conquer the 7 kingdoms Khan style. Jorhah like most normies is once again like the soyjack pointing at the dragons
Jorah is Azor Ahai, the simp of Ice and fire
The Simp that was promised
Jaime and brienne should both at LEAST be in B, they both literally joined the kingsguard for their loves and threw away both of their inheritances, and from then literally did anything that was asked of them by renly and Cersei until brienne only stopped sipping because renly died and Jaime only stopped because he found a new girl to simp for (kinda)
Jon wasn’t a simp until his character was ruined in season 7-8. He’d be a low/mid A tier if you guys talked about Dany, even though he ended up killing her.
No spoilers please!
Apparently grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.
Now that is some Charles Boyle shit haha
Jamie is S Tier ALL the way!!! The only reason he was made a King's Guard was to be near her cooter. The only reason the whole new game started was because of her cooter. He is right up there with Jorah as the King Simp.
And Jorah was Batman...in 'Titans'.
Robb didn't deserve S Tier. He was rebelling against his 'special' mother. I blame teen angst not simpage. He got into being King In The North and felt himself a bit too much, and faced with his mother's lack of intelligent decisions, went against the grain.
I know how much you guys love Bobby B but, come on... He was simping SO hard for a girl he never touched, never liked him, and was a girl version of his bestie. A tier def.
John, like Robb, was just sowing some wild oats. He was bros before hoes. He found a hottie bad girl, smoked doobs, went to the cool kid parties, and played in the poon patch...then peaced out and killed her. D for sure.
And where the F is Khal Drogo???.... he's S or A. The dude died for his sleepwalking dumb-dumb. He let her dictate every step on the way to his own downfall. He was the stallion that got mounted...and deaded.
Any of them would be forgiven if faced with Margaery on a dragon.
We cut Khal drogo because the video was going on too long, but he wouldnt be very high to us. He wore the pants in the relationship, and only gained respect for her as she started to conform to HIS way of life. Their relationship evolved into a reciprocal, monogamous relationship.
@OurHiltsHurt but she 'conformed' to his way in the most-"I'm gonna upend all your shit like a toddler"-way. Once she rode him, his stallion was mounted, and that's not the way of the Dothraki. She screwed him in more ways than three, and he happily Momoa'd his way into simphood.
@@OurHiltsHurt Khal Drogo is truly a Chad. Took his woman and made her his. She then conformed to him and did as the customs demanded. King 👑
@@OurHiltsHurt Robbs relationship was also a reciprocal, monogamous relationship. Drogo though was letting his wife make to many decisions. Robb was the one making the decisions. So why put Robb but skip Drogo?
Game of Simps
A Simp of Ice and Fire
That’s a good one☝️lol
The guys pretty much became simps by season 8. Jon, Gendry, Jaime, jorah (but that wasn't new).
I always read Bobby B's love for Lyanna as the one conquest he didnt win for him. They probably interacted and she refused him somewhat wittyly. He just likes the chase, that if you hear Ned tell it, no woman gave him. The eternal conquest of Lyannas heart that can never end, which is the EXACT thing Robert wants.
It was not a conquest, he was bound to marry her, they were engaged.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 Engaged and chasing her affection is not mutually exclusive in Asoiaf.
Dude, Tommen never stood a chance. Margaery plays into his sexual naiveté with soft words and light touches and absolutely tortures Cersei with it.
I mean, if you're gonna simp for someone...
I know people irl who crap on tommen all the time because "he was weak and ineffectual" even though he was like 13 in the show and 8 in the books and was never taught how to rule because nobody expected joffrey to die once tyrion and tywin saved him from his multitude of enemies gained through his cruelty and petty sadism
Tommen was manipulated by experienced women. They should've gotten him a virgin. Poor boy
It can’t be simping. It was the best anyone could ask for, he was spoiled and will only be disappointed if he lived further than he did.
@@OurHiltsHurt Truly, he tasted of Highgarden's SWEETEST fruit; Maergery makin' Sansa, Cersei, & The Sand Snakes look like some strumpet-y street birds, on gawd!!
I can excuse Tommen for simping because of that coddling Cersei put onto him. He wanted a woman that wanted him, Margaery did it right. Got what she wanted and all she had to do was give him a little play. Also, I'm pretty sure she was the first woman he fell for in his early age. And echoing other comments, he could have had a much worse crush.
Tyrion should be A tier. He falls in love with any woman who shows him any true affection. In the books, Shae doesn't love him, but he still loves her. And let's not forget how fast he falls from the cleverest man who ever lived to a complete simp once he meant Dany.
“Tristifer sounds like someone’s fursona online” Damnit you make my hilt hurt!! Next do a theory on Podrick Targaryen and how he’s gonna save westeros
Podrick Payne is the Prince that was Promised?
Lancel was also a simp, first for Cersei then for the faith, he had no personality besides doing what he was bid. Simp supreme
Lancel should have made the list but there is no way he is more of a simp than Jorah
I haven’t read the books. But per the show Theon is more of just a pervert than a simp
Totally agree
How Stannis somehow escaped this list is beyond me
Who does he simp for?
@@OurHiltsHurt man I don’t know. I’ll have to go stare at a fire for a while and get back to you later.
Based and Rhollar pilled
Saying Daario was just trying to secure a job is fucking hilarious😭
Tommen & Margaery definitely boned lol there's a whole scene about how he never wants to stop, then the next day Margaery gloats to Cersei about it lol
I think Jaime should be higher. I feel like his love is more genuine while its Cersei that doesn't truly love Jaime and just wants to be him. Jaime probably knows this too and just takes what he can get.
Yeah, if you discount season 8 of GoT, cersei PROBABLY doesn't really love Jaime. That poor poor boy...
Jaime and cersei is like when homelander was hooking up with himself via a supe that can shapeshift on the boys TV show.
I need you guys to do a Tier list of Women in Game of Thrones. This would combine my two favorite things: A Song of Ice and Fire and Misogyny.
I will never stop simping for Bobby B and House Baratheon. The Baratheons are universally gigachads and the true heroes of the story.
Truth
Not Renly.
@@booshmcfadden7638 The weakest of the Baratheons was still too strong to be defeated by anyone other than a Baratheon.
@@booshmcfadden7638he's literally a gigachad in the books who dislikes women so much he'd rather screw around with men, and let's not forget stannis the mannis was afraid of him enough to avoid direct confrontation and use a shadow demon assasin to take him out instead
@@cantmossadtheassad9952imagine trying to claim a sodomite is a "gigachad" lmao
I would say Jorah…but Robert started a WAR lmaooo
Jorah would have burned the world for Dani though lol
Bobbie B started the war because Aerys wanted to kill him and Ned after offing Ned's father and brother. Afterwards Bobbie ended up fucking half the women in Westeros.
I don't support simping but if you were to simp there's a strong argument to be made for Margaery and Alicent being the best simp material
Can't argue with that, but a simp is still a simp
No 13 year old boy faced with a naked Margery Tyrell is going to be anything other than a simp for her period. Kids a virgin and she's a fu*kin fox he never stood a chance. Hell like 85% of full grown men wouldn't stand a chance. Saying otherwise is frankly pure cope.
Lyana and Rhagar's relationship: Causes massive rebellion which ends the Targaryn dynasty and kills thousands, Robb throws his war because he marriesJane/Talsia instead of Walder Freys daughter, and get his army killed.
Robb gets S tier simp
Rhager gets F
I'd say losing an important wars is worst then inadvertently starting one.
@@fightingmedialounge519 still bad though
edit: Atleast worse than F
@@MC11723 yeah that's true. I wouldn't say worst then F simply because he didn't lose the war because he was in love, an arguably didn't take her for love either.
I wouldn't want to marry someone my mother sacrificed me to because she doesn't want to negotiate either so i understand why robb didn't want the frey, that being said he should have gone off and married margaery tyrell, arianne martell, or perhaps asha greyjoy(based tomboy pirate) and go for the iron throne instead of marrying someone loyal to tywin lannister or some noblewoman from volantis like a moron
@@fightingmedialounge519 Rhaegar both started and lost the war.
I would have switched Baelish and Robb. I mean, imagine simping for a married woman your whole life, and after she is dead or out of reach, continue with her daughter. That makes him absolute S Tier for me.
Simping is a literal crime agianst humanity
Jamie in C.. has to be the craziest spot on this tier list
Now this is a channel i can listen to while cooking 😂😂 im ashamed i found you guys this late
SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.
Jorah really is so one dimensional to Daenerys that he pretty much a foot note in her journey, and she knows it’s and uses it in her mission to make everyone feel miserable as her.
33:27 That is the first time that comparison have ever entered my head and it will never leave.
Littfinger would be a B tier simp-but the Sansa stuff, marrying the daughter of the girl you wanted because she’s that girls daughter is *INSANE.* Rob is on one side an S tier simp but on the other hand that’s his girl, so it’s not simping it’s love which is an F.
I’m so glad the algorithm brought this video to me you guys are actually hilarious 😂
Technically Chad Jaime being in love with himself and getting cerise pregnant led to the war of the 5 kings
Jaime simped for his sister. Massive L 😂
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 he accepted to join the kingsguard because of her smh
Chad Jaime wins again
@@thelegacyofgaming2928You could argue that he simped for himself really. Because at least half the reason he banged her is she's literally the female version of him. The whole thing is super weird in general...
Jorah puts on a simp clinic from start to finish.
Could you imagine thinking you could out simp Jorah??
I can't believe one of the biggest simps Danaerys was not included. I was a fan hers but she's was a big ass simp for Jon.
She sailed all the ways from Essos for the 7Ks and tossed it to side for Jon and his mission. Lost her dragons, friends, and so much in the process. BIG SIMP!
Without Jon and his mission there's no 7Ks.
A Song of Blue Balls and Friendzone
Glad you guys are calling out the simps...hilarious!
Someone needs to do it.
Simp is overused. It means MID poon. Trying to lump Margaery with cat is like compared cow tongue to Wagyu beef
Yeah that’s why you gotta put Tommen in F tier, he’s not a simp at all.
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lol we are trying. Every week a new video for the fellas.
17:47 Based. Iron Isles need to be dragged kicking and screaming into the 4th century AC. The North and Dorne are also pushing their luck.
Based take. Most of Westeros needs to get their act together. Kings landing might be the worst.
Are these two the Fresh n Fit of the GoT fandom 😂
I have waited for this. I loved the Walder Frey video so much that I shared it with this GOT/ASoIaF group I help run that some were waiting for the Karen of the North video.
Hey thanks for sharing it out. Glad you like the content and hope they did too lol.
Didn't even watch the video. It's Jorah and it's not even close.
I LOVE this channel, so that Saiyan analogy desperately made me want to hear you guys talk about dbz at length
I want a podcast with these two talking about random shit!!!! They are hilarious
Jorah had the most hurt hilt of all.
"When Robb shows back up with this woman, he's just like Oh, yeah, here's my fleshlight."
I laughed too damn hard lol.
Poor Jorah has the biggest blue balls and it’s hurting his hilt
An idea for your channel, boss fights. First up, Craster vs. Walder Frey.
Simping for Margaery = Actually, inverted simping aka chad-like behaviour!
Fact check true
Dawg petyr baelish is an S TIER SIMP. He literally does GENERATIONAL simping.
I have come to defend Tommen from the allegations.
He’s relatively religious and he’s relatively violence averse.
Then already kind of cracking under the pressure of being king, his mother detonates one of the foremost religious buildings in the city most likely turning the people against him killing most of the people at his side who had a clue about how to lead as well as hundreds of other innocent bystanders and he’s powerless to stop it. I’m sure Margaery dying didn’t help but it’s certainly not the only reason.
In the show Jon is definitely a simp in the later seasons but in the books he hasn’t done any simping. So B is way too high
If Everything is SIMPing then WHAT is LOVE?
Not everything is simping. King J and Alysanne, for example
You guys are the only GOT channel that is genuinely funny and not cucked or ran by reddit mods.
You either die in the friend zone or live long enough to become Jorah Mormont
I thought yall were going to include that guy that can warg north of the wall who was jealous of Jon being with Ygritte
Little finger is such a simp that his simpness is Hereditary
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Keep up the detailed character analysis videos and stay topical with new game of thrones and even other fantasy or genre films and stories and you’ll have many many fans like me
Hey thanks. Yeah we plan on covering all HotD/GoT content but don’t know if people want to hear our LorT takes lol
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Jorah is there all time best seller
It's know
Forget simping watched two videos from you guys & you two are god like tier level sarcastic & cynical it’s a beautiful thing to watch when it’s done right & mixed with actual good understanding of the subject at hand I’m subscribing & by the way I believe LittleFinger is the biggest simp in ASOIAF he has been starting wars for women who has never even considered showing him their ankles
Littlefinger is pretty high on the list but also has many chad qualities despite his greasiness, robb has some simp moments but i wouldn't consider him a full simp, jorah is imo 100% the biggest simp
Haven't watched yet but Bobby B has to be number 1. Bro simped so hard he started a war over her then fathered multiple bastards purely from the memory of simping for her, which is another level of simping
Good point, definitely valid, but you might be surprised where we put that big boy
Except he didn’t start a war. A r*pist (aerys) and prophecy addict who did a crash course on how to publicly humiliate your wife (rhaegar) started it. Even on rebel side, it was Jon Arryn not Robert Baratheon who first called his banners and thus start the rebellion
Although the war was started because of her, what led to Robert's rebellion was that the king was going to kill both Robert and Ned after Ned's oldest brother went to attempt to kill Rheagar for taking Lyana. So Robert had no choice but to start a war, either that or let the king kill him.
Lysa Aryn isn't just a simp, she's a yandere.
Fact check true
Cool discussion though. Great channel 👍🏼
Thanks for the watch 👍🏻
Any chance of a Chad tier list?
S tier: Robert, Tywin, Bronn
@@marcusaureliusfanboy Without a doubt
For sure. It should be a video we make soon.
S tier would definitely be Walder Frey
Calling Theon a coomer is crazy 😂
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be movin like me
I know y'all love the Greyjoys but would you consider making a video on Balon Greyjoy & how awful he is?
lol. Balon is literally the worst
An especially big point to me is Robb not doing what he needed to do to make all the deaths of the men under him matter. What he promised them he'd do in exchange for their deaths. Putting shame on his dead father he claimed to be vengeful over. All over his personal selfish love. It was such a wild turn around to everything he'd apparently been taught. When you're a royal, especially in this world, your decisions kill thousands at a time and Robb is House of the Dragon tier as far as how frivolous his was in comparison to the cost.
Based tier list I gotta say though I know in the books she’s nothing special but in the show I’m not gonna lie I don’t blame Robb for going for Talisa. I mean in the show she’s one of the most beautiful women we see no doubt. It’s a big part of what screwed them over for sure but it’s like what the legend Walder Frey said “I’d have forsaken 100 oaths for that.” I’d move Robb down to A tier maybe. But I get why he’s an S he screws over 2 whole kingdoms for her 💀.
I get that but the beauty of a woman destroying your war and almost your house is very simp like behavior
@@OurHiltsHurt True, I just think cause he did for an actual good love interest that should knock him down a tier. But I see why you won’t I mean they all die because of it 💀.
Jon snow is the ultra giga betryaing both his lovers for duty
Quinton martell. He died in a pursuit of a woman he never met, and was burned and eaten before he even met her.
Before he even met her bro. Even jorah at least met daenerys. Robb Stark was obviously met and is close with his wife.
How the heck does a Simp manage to die, before even meeting the chick?😂
I feel like Daenerys had some simp energy for Drogo.
Daario
Yeah she got on that grape fantasy grindset for him in a hurry
She likes big men. He commanded her simp behavior ;)
Littlefinger is my number 1 simp fights an impossible duel to simp and then dedicates his life to an impossible goal out of simping all his schemes are derived from simping
Theon is a simp for his daddy
True!! He wanted that salt from his daddy hard.
Don't forget about Kraznys mo Nakloz....dude literally gave the keys to the city to Dany