Who Is The BIGGEST Simp in Game Of Thrones
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- We discuss and rank the worst simps in Game of Thrones. Why do more people overlook this in some of the most loved characters like Robb Stark, Jaime Lannister and King Robert Baratheon. But we put more on the list and ask if Theon Greyjoy or Tommen Baratheon are simps or something else. Also many are unaware of the book only characters that are simps in the A Song Of Ice And Fire series.
Let us know what SIMPS we missed or what you thought of our rankings
Hope you put tommen on this list
Naw Lysa needs to be higher at least A but i say S. same with Bobby B. he started a whole war about Lyanna
Jon should be less of a simp than Jaime because I won’t consider “She is my queen” and “I don’t want it” canon.
Cersei for Rhaegar
Can you call someone a simp if they're actually bangin the chick on the regular? You call Robb a simp, but he married Talyssa (or whatever), nailed her on the regular, and she laid around newd. Jaime was always pining for some golden snatch, Littlefinger spent years lusting after Cat (for some reason), and of course there's the 40 year old man who constantly belt-tucks because of a 15 year old girl he can't even touch.
And you left out Reek simping for Ramsay. Dude would have done literally anything to please his master.
Lyanna Stark simping for a married man started a whole war
True dat
Lyanna: “Robert being a womanizer? Disgusting. Ewwwwwwwwwww.”
Also Lyanna: “I know you already have a wife but please ravage me Daddy Rhaegar.”
Rhaegar? Pretty sure it was him who was simpin, even though he had a wife at the time already.
She's a pickme, no doubt.
@@LisaAnn777 I think the simping was mutual
Bear Island knows no simp but the Simp in the North who's name is Jorah!
Here We Stand!(In the friendzone)
Simp Surpeme
It's know
I wish a could like this comment more than once 😂
It is known
Long may he reign
Littlefinger is ice and fire. He's a simp and a pimp at the same time
For real. He is almost above it but he is one of the worst
Like Zack Morris lmao
He’s a simp in pimps clothing lol
“Oh, I’ve been absolutely in love with Catelyn Stark for years and years- play with her ass cheeks”
-The Virgin Chad Littlefinger
The simp becomes the simpee
Jorah should be alone in S tier, because at least, Robb got some
He's also 16 when he dies, when Jorah is like 45...
True. Jorah got some from his Hightower wife I hope. But your point still stands
@@OurHiltsHurt Pics or it didn't happen.
@@paulraines9635 Got me there, Jorah is a confirmed Simp Virgin
Robb isn't even a simp. Fell in love with a woman who fell in love with him. Got married. That's how it usually works, and is ideal.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 and killed his whole own army of 18000 men for it, including himself. He is the biggest simp in the show
In the books jorah is so obsessed that he has a brothrel girl who looks like danny
Dany is also way younger in the books and Jorah is an old ugly bastard, nowhere near as good looking as the show actor. He also tries to convince Dany to sell people into slavery. Probably one of the most disgusting characters in the books, I hope he dies. People only liked him in the show because the actor's a silver fox.
Yeah he got the glowup of a lifetime in the show he was so creepy in the books
Lmao they made a reference to that girl in the brothel where he finds Tyrion but he doesn’t sleep with her.
god the books suck lmao
@@matthewzakrzewski1797What?
I did not know i needed this type of content. Saying Robert was stuck in Pre Nut delusion is the funniest shit ive heard in a while
We only speak the truth, and we feel for our boy
He needed neds bussy
@@Dorkeydaze No
@@thelegacyofgaming2928bro banged thousands of women across the seven kingdoms and it didn’t work, maybe dude is right? Maybe he needed some bussy?
@@Dorkeydazeif you ever say that again I will report you to the CIA for war crimes and tax fraud you barbarian
The hound is the least simpy character by far, the women he helped he had no interest in sexually he’s just a good guy deep down
Putting jaime in C yet robb In S is criminal when it comes to simpin. Jaime knew she was a terrible person yet still chose to die for her.
In defense of Jamie. Cersei is still his sister and will protect her regardless of their incest.
only in the show though and we know how shit and invalid that ending is
I feel like rob being so high is more so because he literally almost ended the Stark line because of his simping, with Walter Frey being very on board with killing them because Robb didn’t marry his daughter
@@adtoxic3344if it’s only in the show but he is decent in the books then why is Jon in B? Based on books he is D at worst
@@petermj1098lol no he's the number 1 simp
They even made Jon snow a simp at the end but, Jorah mormont is the greatest simp the seven Kingdoms have ever seem 😂
He is the undisputed champion simp. No one will ever touch him.
Jorah's balls are blue and bluer
Greatest simp of Essos as well.
This dudes out here discussing the real asoiaf
No one else is. This topic is crucial.
Come on. Lysa is S tier. Gives her maidenhead to a third grade noble boy, who isn't even hot. Gives birth only to his son, which she breastfeeds, because he is the next best thing to having Petyr suck it. Risks her life, name and family by continuing that relationship. For decades! Despite Petyr never even loving her. And doesn't realize it during all that time, even though she's a woman. They! Always! Know!
Lysa is the misstress overlord of simp. I bet her final thoughts, before she was murdered by Petyr, were: "I hope, at least, he's happy."
Otherwise great video. Again.
Wouldn't put puppydog Daario at A. He played the sensible guy, because that was his move. Other than that he benefitted economically and even got Dumy loving him. Up until Thyrion put his little foot on the ground.
As for Tommen, even with suicide still an F. Margaery is the definition of an excuse for any kind of simpage.
Yeah Tommen wasn’t simping. He got the top shelf and he will never be able to match. All downhill from there.
@@OurHiltsHurt Even if he'd be a simp. Why not? When I have to decide between self-respect and Margaery Tyrell, it's an open race.
Agree. Lysa is same level as Jorah.
Wasn't Lysa forced to abort Petyr's kid though? The rest I agree on.
Maybe Lisa is only obsessed with Petyr because she hates Cat so much?
Bro the Jamie Lannister glazing is CRAZY. You might as well put yourself in S tier at this point 😂
I'm a proud Jamie simp.
Robb is simp supreme after Jorah because he is King.
He can just legalize polygamy and have 2 wives but instead he breaks his oath.
Dude great point. The faith would have an issue with it but at least he could try
@@OurHiltsHurt Considering North follows Old Gods and the Lords right to the first night is part of their culture,
I am sure Robb could just legalize polygamy for the monarch only.
Everyone simps for Aegon but he had two wives, so Robb shouldn't be an issue.
You don't know what a simp is. Robb fell in love with a woman who loved him, and they got happily married. That's how it ideally works. Robb ruled over her, and she was not taking advantage of Robb.
@@uglukthemedicineman5933 Robb is honorable like his dad. Taking 2 wives is not an honorable thing to do.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 I agree but having two wives is more acceptable than oathbreaking.
Jorah is the GOAT SIMP
This is known
Jorah the ultimate simp
It is Known
It is known
Simpin so nice he had to do it twice
I don't think some show watchers realize how pathetic Jorah is because he's portrayed by a relatively handsome Iain Glen. If they had hired someone that looked like he was supposed to in the book...
jorah show shoould be some ugly man, he was too handsome
Relatively handsome? Bro is stunning
I think Robb should be B Tier. Jorah and Littlefinger simped for women they never got with. Robb actually had sex with Jeyne Westerling/Talisa. And Robb's wife actually loved him.
Simping for a dead girl? Idk about that one. At least A tier.
@thelegacyofgaming2928 Simping for a dead girl who finds you irritating and then ran off for nonstop boning and died after giving birth. S or S+
And he was a kid, ~16yo when he died. The boys be thinking with the pp at that age.
Yea I kind of tespect robb fir that he loved jeyne westerling and that love was returned he was also only a kid too but I respect him saying f you to walder freys granddaughter
Robb was not a simp at all. It was just a typically man loves woman, she loves him back and they get happily married.
No way Jaime Lannister is anything other than S-tier. His whole life revolved around Cersei. Maybe A-tier, because he at least got the schnizz, but in some ways it's even more pathetic that he looks like Prince Charming but only screws his sister and a cave troll. He achieved so little with so much that by comparison Samwell Tarley played his hand better.
Sam goes for that girl because he couldn't get any other girl. He knew she was hopeless and desperate.
Literally scrapping the bottom of the barrel
While that is true she was desperate to escape her grapey baby "Daddy" I think it's a win because he was the only one not to end in tragedy. He got a wife out of it, freed from the bonds of celibacy, and became a meister learning more than ever. Literal big brain moves outside of the box I'd say.
@PirvateerKurei Except his wife is inbred and Sam now has to raise her even more inbred son, as his first son.
@@OurHiltsHurt >scrapping
What constantly reading sloppa instead of the scripts of propah gentlemen does to the brain
Anyone else find it hilarous and hypocritical that lyanna had a problem with Robert sleeping with another woman and having a bastard, but is totally okay with Rhaeger having a whole wife and kids 😂🤦♂️ it’s only okay when she’s yhe “other woman” I guess smh, there’s no way of justifying that.
Peak non-logic from the wicked witch of the north Lyanna
I still think she was kidnapped and rhaegar is an emo simp
I think Rhaegar won her over with all the prophecy talk. Perhaps she also believed that she would replace the queen. No excuses, though.
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@@fabriciorosalesgarcia6264😂😂😂😂
Jorah when he sees Chad last dragon: (in smug Wojak) this beta boy will never be king of the seven kingdoms.
Jorah when he sees 13 year old Dany ( in pointing soyjack) she’s muh khallssi
Jorah could never dream of being as chadly as the mighty Visarys III
@@OurHiltsHurt
He was just spiteful the last dragon had no dragons and was gonna conquer the 7 kingdoms Khan style. Jorhah like most normies is once again like the soyjack pointing at the dragons
Show Robb is 100% a simp. Book though is written more like he knows hes fucked up and kicks himself in ass. Also magic may have been involved with it. Also I will say you guys should have placed Jon lower based of him killing dany and rejecting Stannis proposal in the book to make him and Val the rulers of winterfell. My man usually chooses the bigger picture over his own happiness or love.
How is Robb a simp? He loves a woman, she loves him back, they get happily married. Are you calling any man who gets married, a simp?
Apparently any man who genuinely loves a woman and isn't always the smartest is a simp. These dudes are like old school nerds just douches who don't have a life, watch a lot of porn think they could lead an army because they've played D&D @@thecensoredmuscle563
@@incognito9292I mean there's no real way that Rob could have known that Frey was going to pull a war crime. The whole guest right thing is a big ass deal in Westros. That's why the whole thing worked literally no one would have expected it to happen.
a 55 minute video how good can you possibly make my day
Come on, guys...as long as Jorah Mormont is part of the ensemble it's not really a competition 😂😂😂
I only simp for the seven
Based and Andal pilled
So u are basically Baelor
Nah the Valyrian pantheon is better praise mother Syrax
neeeeerrddd
@@pomalde nah just a man of culture
I always read Bobby B's love for Lyanna as the one conquest he didnt win for him. They probably interacted and she refused him somewhat wittyly. He just likes the chase, that if you hear Ned tell it, no woman gave him. The eternal conquest of Lyannas heart that can never end, which is the EXACT thing Robert wants.
It was not a conquest, he was bound to marry her, they were engaged.
@@thecensoredmuscle563 Engaged and chasing her affection is not mutually exclusive in Asoiaf.
Jaime and brienne should both at LEAST be in B, they both literally joined the kingsguard for their loves and threw away both of their inheritances, and from then literally did anything that was asked of them by renly and Cersei until brienne only stopped sipping because renly died and Jaime only stopped because he found a new girl to simp for (kinda)
Dude, Tommen never stood a chance. Margaery plays into his sexual naiveté with soft words and light touches and absolutely tortures Cersei with it.
I mean, if you're gonna simp for someone...
I know people irl who crap on tommen all the time because "he was weak and ineffectual" even though he was like 13 in the show and 8 in the books and was never taught how to rule because nobody expected joffrey to die once tyrion and tywin saved him from his multitude of enemies gained through his cruelty and petty sadism
Tommen was manipulated by experienced women. They should've gotten him a virgin. Poor boy
It can’t be simping. It was the best anyone could ask for, he was spoiled and will only be disappointed if he lived further than he did.
@@OurHiltsHurt Truly, he tasted of Highgarden's SWEETEST fruit; Maergery makin' Sansa, Cersei, & The Sand Snakes look like some strumpet-y street birds, on gawd!!
I can excuse Tommen for simping because of that coddling Cersei put onto him. He wanted a woman that wanted him, Margaery did it right. Got what she wanted and all she had to do was give him a little play. Also, I'm pretty sure she was the first woman he fell for in his early age. And echoing other comments, he could have had a much worse crush.
Show Stannis has some simp behaviors I dont like
I remember the episode where Melisandre went to pick up Gendry and Stannis was like " plz don't leave me 😢 "
Agreed
For melisandre?, to be fair she's a witch who's clearly manipulating him
The show actively hated Stannis and D&D openly admitted as such thus their version of the character is no better than any random fan fiction
Most simps don't chock their target of affection.
Jon wasn’t a simp until his character was ruined in season 7-8. He’d be a low/mid A tier if you guys talked about Dany, even though he ended up killing her.
No spoilers please!
Jorah is Azor Ahai, the simp of Ice and fire
The Simp that was promised
“Tristifer sounds like someone’s fursona online” Damnit you make my hilt hurt!! Next do a theory on Podrick Targaryen and how he’s gonna save westeros
Podrick Payne is the Prince that was Promised?
Apparently grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.
Now that is some Charles Boyle shit haha
Tommen & Margaery definitely boned lol there's a whole scene about how he never wants to stop, then the next day Margaery gloats to Cersei about it lol
Lyana and Rhagar's relationship: Causes massive rebellion which ends the Targaryn dynasty and kills thousands, Robb throws his war because he marriesJane/Talsia instead of Walder Freys daughter, and get his army killed.
Robb gets S tier simp
Rhager gets F
I'd say losing an important wars is worst then inadvertently starting one.
@@fightingmedialounge519 still bad though
edit: Atleast worse than F
@@MC11723 yeah that's true. I wouldn't say worst then F simply because he didn't lose the war because he was in love, an arguably didn't take her for love either.
I wouldn't want to marry someone my mother sacrificed me to because she doesn't want to negotiate either so i understand why robb didn't want the frey, that being said he should have gone off and married margaery tyrell, arianne martell, or perhaps asha greyjoy(based tomboy pirate) and go for the iron throne instead of marrying someone loyal to tywin lannister or some noblewoman from volantis like a moron
@@fightingmedialounge519 Rhaegar both started and lost the war.
Having Robert at D is kind of crazy I’d place at him at B at least . He became a drunk broken man because of a woman who died , whom he barely even knew . That has to be B level simping
Saying Daario was just trying to secure a job is fucking hilarious😭
I think we can all agree the biggest simp is Kevann for Tywin.
Jamie is S Tier ALL the way!!! The only reason he was made a King's Guard was to be near her cooter. The only reason the whole new game started was because of her cooter. He is right up there with Jorah as the King Simp.
And Jorah was Batman...in 'Titans'.
Robb didn't deserve S Tier. He was rebelling against his 'special' mother. I blame teen angst not simpage. He got into being King In The North and felt himself a bit too much, and faced with his mother's lack of intelligent decisions, went against the grain.
I know how much you guys love Bobby B but, come on... He was simping SO hard for a girl he never touched, never liked him, and was a girl version of his bestie. A tier def.
John, like Robb, was just sowing some wild oats. He was bros before hoes. He found a hottie bad girl, smoked doobs, went to the cool kid parties, and played in the poon patch...then peaced out and killed her. D for sure.
And where the F is Khal Drogo???.... he's S or A. The dude died for his sleepwalking dumb-dumb. He let her dictate every step on the way to his own downfall. He was the stallion that got mounted...and deaded.
Any of them would be forgiven if faced with Margaery on a dragon.
We cut Khal drogo because the video was going on too long, but he wouldnt be very high to us. He wore the pants in the relationship, and only gained respect for her as she started to conform to HIS way of life. Their relationship evolved into a reciprocal, monogamous relationship.
@OurHiltsHurt but she 'conformed' to his way in the most-"I'm gonna upend all your shit like a toddler"-way. Once she rode him, his stallion was mounted, and that's not the way of the Dothraki. She screwed him in more ways than three, and he happily Momoa'd his way into simphood.
@@OurHiltsHurt Khal Drogo is truly a Chad. Took his woman and made her his. She then conformed to him and did as the customs demanded. King 👑
@@OurHiltsHurt Robbs relationship was also a reciprocal, monogamous relationship. Drogo though was letting his wife make to many decisions. Robb was the one making the decisions. So why put Robb but skip Drogo?
Tyrion should be A tier. He falls in love with any woman who shows him any true affection. In the books, Shae doesn't love him, but he still loves her. And let's not forget how fast he falls from the cleverest man who ever lived to a complete simp once he meant Dany.
Lancel was also a simp, first for Cersei then for the faith, he had no personality besides doing what he was bid. Simp supreme
Lancel should have made the list but there is no way he is more of a simp than Jorah
I haven’t read the books. But per the show Theon is more of just a pervert than a simp
Totally agree
I would have switched Baelish and Robb. I mean, imagine simping for a married woman your whole life, and after she is dead or out of reach, continue with her daughter. That makes him absolute S Tier for me.
Game of Simps
A Simp of Ice and Fire
That’s a good one☝️lol
The guys pretty much became simps by season 8. Jon, Gendry, Jaime, jorah (but that wasn't new).
Jorah puts on a simp clinic from start to finish.
Could you imagine thinking you could out simp Jorah??
Dawg petyr baelish is an S TIER SIMP. He literally does GENERATIONAL simping.
How Stannis somehow escaped this list is beyond me
Who does he simp for?
@@OurHiltsHurt man I don’t know. I’ll have to go stare at a fire for a while and get back to you later.
Based and Rhollar pilled
Jorah really is so one dimensional to Daenerys that he pretty much a foot note in her journey, and she knows it’s and uses it in her mission to make everyone feel miserable as her.
33:27 That is the first time that comparison have ever entered my head and it will never leave.
Jaime and cersei is like when homelander was hooking up with himself via a supe that can shapeshift on the boys TV show.
I need you guys to do a Tier list of Women in Game of Thrones. This would combine my two favorite things: A Song of Ice and Fire and Misogyny.
Littfinger would be a B tier simp-but the Sansa stuff, marrying the daughter of the girl you wanted because she’s that girls daughter is *INSANE.* Rob is on one side an S tier simp but on the other hand that’s his girl, so it’s not simping it’s love which is an F.
I think Jaime should be higher. I feel like his love is more genuine while its Cersei that doesn't truly love Jaime and just wants to be him. Jaime probably knows this too and just takes what he can get.
Yeah, if you discount season 8 of GoT, cersei PROBABLY doesn't really love Jaime. That poor poor boy...
Simping is a literal crime agianst humanity
I don't support simping but if you were to simp there's a strong argument to be made for Margaery and Alicent being the best simp material
Can't argue with that, but a simp is still a simp
No 13 year old boy faced with a naked Margery Tyrell is going to be anything other than a simp for her period. Kids a virgin and she's a fu*kin fox he never stood a chance. Hell like 85% of full grown men wouldn't stand a chance. Saying otherwise is frankly pure cope.
Jon literally rejected Melissandre, if that doesn't make him an F, idkwtf does... Also, Lisa Tully is an S-tier unless you argue that she's only obsessed with Littlefinger because of how much she hates her sister.
Technically Chad Jaime being in love with himself and getting cerise pregnant led to the war of the 5 kings
Jaime simped for his sister. Massive L 😂
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 he accepted to join the kingsguard because of her smh
Chad Jaime wins again
@@thelegacyofgaming2928You could argue that he simped for himself really. Because at least half the reason he banged her is she's literally the female version of him. The whole thing is super weird in general...
Lysa Aryn isn't just a simp, she's a yandere.
Fact check true
I will never stop simping for Bobby B and House Baratheon. The Baratheons are universally gigachads and the true heroes of the story.
Truth
Not Renly.
@@booshmcfadden7638 The weakest of the Baratheons was still too strong to be defeated by anyone other than a Baratheon.
@@booshmcfadden7638he's literally a gigachad in the books who dislikes women so much he'd rather screw around with men, and let's not forget stannis the mannis was afraid of him enough to avoid direct confrontation and use a shadow demon assasin to take him out instead
@@assadsvengeance9952imagine trying to claim a sodomite is a "gigachad" lmao
Considering Jon Snow turned on Dany in the end. I think he's a C TIER.
17:47 Based. Iron Isles need to be dragged kicking and screaming into the 4th century AC. The North and Dorne are also pushing their luck.
Based take. Most of Westeros needs to get their act together. Kings landing might be the worst.
I can't believe one of the biggest simps Danaerys was not included. I was a fan hers but she's was a big ass simp for Jon.
She sailed all the ways from Essos for the 7Ks and tossed it to side for Jon and his mission. Lost her dragons, friends, and so much in the process. BIG SIMP!
Without Jon and his mission there's no 7Ks.
Jamie in C.. has to be the craziest spot on this tier list
I agree with their reasoning on placing Robb so high, but I can’t agree with putting him higher than Petyr. In the show, Petyr started the war of five kingdoms just to get closer catelyns sister since he couldn’t have the original copy. Then when Sansa became available, someone who looks more like Catelyn than catelyns sister does, Petyr literally kills his “wife” and then pursues Sansa until the day he dies
A Song of Blue Balls and Friendzone
Simp is overused. It means MID poon. Trying to lump Margaery with cat is like compared cow tongue to Wagyu beef
Yeah that’s why you gotta put Tommen in F tier, he’s not a simp at all.
You either die in the friend zone or live long enough to become Jorah Mormont
I’m so glad the algorithm brought this video to me you guys are actually hilarious 😂
I loved this list it was so much fun lol but come on King Robert was a huge simp.. his entire personality was being obsessed with a woman who didnt love him back
Now this is a channel i can listen to while cooking 😂😂 im ashamed i found you guys this late
SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.
Samwell is S tier. Supporting another man's kid financially is one thing, but claiming the kid as his own is whole new level. She didnt let him smash for a while. Cruster son is now heir to house Tarly.
You guys are the only GOT channel that is genuinely funny and not cucked or ran by reddit mods.
Littlefinger is my number 1 simp fights an impossible duel to simp and then dedicates his life to an impossible goal out of simping all his schemes are derived from simping
An especially big point to me is Robb not doing what he needed to do to make all the deaths of the men under him matter. What he promised them he'd do in exchange for their deaths. Putting shame on his dead father he claimed to be vengeful over. All over his personal selfish love. It was such a wild turn around to everything he'd apparently been taught. When you're a royal, especially in this world, your decisions kill thousands at a time and Robb is House of the Dragon tier as far as how frivolous his was in comparison to the cost.
Littlefinger is pretty high on the list but also has many chad qualities despite his greasiness, robb has some simp moments but i wouldn't consider him a full simp, jorah is imo 100% the biggest simp
Biggest Grapists in Game of Thrones video when? Need a tier list
Glad you guys are calling out the simps...hilarious!
Someone needs to do it.
Little finger is such a simp that his simpness is Hereditary
Our Hilts Hurt carries the fuck out of ASOIAF content while I spend 5 months waiting for daddy Alt Shift X to put out a new video
lol we are trying. Every week a new video for the fellas.
Jon snow is the ultra giga betryaing both his lovers for duty
How do y'all put Jon Snow higher on this list than Jamie Lannister? I know he's your boy but listen, Jamie chose to go to the kingsguard so he can be closer to cersei at court.... That is cringe that he gave up his lands and titles for her .He's been sipping for her his whole life lol. Y'all got to edit this or at least that one. love y'all channel still
Giving up your lordship to be your sisters side piece your whole life. A tier minimum !!!!!!!!!!!
Have you read the books at all? Jaime is moving away from his Cersi love and honestly Cersi is hot unlike Jayne Westerling or Yegritte.
I haven't in all honesty. I'm planning to. When a new one comes out. But still, he's made too many dire decisions cuz of her. Her being Hot doesn't excuse it lol. But I'll go look this up in the books to be accurate to what y'all saying
I really hope Jaime doesn’t fall back on Cersi in the books. Him going back was the worst decision.
I LOVE this channel, so that Saiyan analogy desperately made me want to hear you guys talk about dbz at length
Simping for Margaery = Actually, inverted simping aka chad-like behaviour!
Fact check true
In the show Jon is definitely a simp in the later seasons but in the books he hasn’t done any simping. So B is way too high
I have come to defend Tommen from the allegations.
He’s relatively religious and he’s relatively violence averse.
Then already kind of cracking under the pressure of being king, his mother detonates one of the foremost religious buildings in the city most likely turning the people against him killing most of the people at his side who had a clue about how to lead as well as hundreds of other innocent bystanders and he’s powerless to stop it. I’m sure Margaery dying didn’t help but it’s certainly not the only reason.
Jorah is not even that much of a simp. He’s in the friend zone but he’s not a simp??
I would say Jorah…but Robert started a WAR lmaooo
Jorah would have burned the world for Dani though lol
Bobbie B started the war because Aerys wanted to kill him and Ned after offing Ned's father and brother. Afterwards Bobbie ended up fucking half the women in Westeros.
I want a podcast with these two talking about random shit!!!! They are hilarious
Imp the Simp is absolutely high up there. A tier at the lowest.
Forget simping watched two videos from you guys & you two are god like tier level sarcastic & cynical it’s a beautiful thing to watch when it’s done right & mixed with actual good understanding of the subject at hand I’m subscribing & by the way I believe LittleFinger is the biggest simp in ASOIAF he has been starting wars for women who has never even considered showing him their ankles
I have waited for this. I loved the Walder Frey video so much that I shared it with this GOT/ASoIaF group I help run that some were waiting for the Karen of the North video.
Hey thanks for sharing it out. Glad you like the content and hope they did too lol.
The whole beginning of game of thrones was 'peytr got friendzoned and is being a bitch about it'
Jorah had the most hurt hilt of all.
"When Robb shows back up with this woman, he's just like Oh, yeah, here's my fleshlight."
I laughed too damn hard lol.
Poor Jorah has the biggest blue balls and it’s hurting his hilt
49:30 Broooo, everyone I've ever spoken to about GOT loves Gigachad-Daario and hates Chickenlegs-Daario.
Yo you must hang around with a bunch of chads 🙏🏻
I think asha greyjoy has a few simps but she's a tomboy pirate so it's understandable
A girl on a ship is going to naturally create endless simps.
@@OurHiltsHurt true but you can't deny the whole tomboy pirate thing she's got going on is a factor as well
Another underrated but simpish character that sneaks under the radar is Josmyn Peckledon. He could honestly be a Chad because he was a squire that managed to slay 2 knights and capture 2 others in the Battle of the Blackwater, but he has a crush on a woman who was riding every Ser in her castle before her terrible ordeal that had her getting used hundreds if not thousands of times. At least he’s already smashing so there’s that. This was also only in the books, not a show thing.
Dude, there is NO way Robb is S-tier SIMP. A good simp worships someone who doesn't really reciprocate. But in Robb's case, SHE pursued HIM! And he's not in love with that chick. He just is confused about what honor would dictate. His dad was always supposedly this "honorable" man, and so when he maybe knocks up this chick and ruins her prospects for any other marriage, he does a stupid thing and thinks he now is honor-bound to marry her. But he doesn't seem excited about it due to LOVE or anything. And even if she's playing him (or more likely, her family is playing him), she's given every sign that she is REALLY into him!
Like, yes, it is true that he blows his whole career over a woman, but not in a simp-y way. So maybe D or C tier?
P.S. Making Robb a simp also violated your "you can't be a simp to your own wife" rule with Tommen!
P.P.S. nipples can be notable!
That is a decent point, but his simping preceded marrying her. His simpage for her when they were both single, and he was honorbound betrothed to the Frey girl, nah man. Sucker Idolizing mediocre P
Fits that bill perfectly haha
Quinton martell. He died in a pursuit of a woman he never met, and was burned and eaten before he even met her.
Before he even met her bro. Even jorah at least met daenerys. Robb Stark was obviously met and is close with his wife.
How the heck does a Simp manage to die, before even meeting the chick?😂
You forgot about Quentyn, the biggest dornish simp, who basically died because of his simpery to Dany
Where would you put him on the tier list?
Probably C or B the most. I think he would’ve redeemed himself if he didn’t die so fast
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