They really covered the whole cat spectrum, from dainty princess to unhinged murder, with the honorable mention of the cat that tries to be d a n g e r o u s but fails miserably
Someone brought their Sphinx cat in a carrier to my job and I wanted so bad to say "Hiss, I say, Hiss!" But I didn't want them to think I was crazy in case they weren't gamers or familiar with BG3. I was allowed to give the kitty head pats, though. Apparently, their boy loves being fawned over when they go out. Cats know their worth! ❤😂
They do not apparently before Dark Urge got Lobotomized… he did something that deeply offended Steel Claw. She has some choice dialogue for Dark Urge. And if you blank out and do the Durge thing… bad things happen…
Tbh, my cats are like this too. The oldest acts like royalty while the younger one is mischievous, chaotic, and unhinged. She would purposely leave out the dismembered corpses of her victims for us to see once in the morning, looking so proud of herself 😂
1:40:40 dammit, why does nobody ever follow Johnny over there? Lol he clearly wants you to go that way, he wouldn't just walk to a random corner for nothing. If you did, you'd have a nice bit of dialogue with him where he tells you about his favorite musical artist as a kid, Wendy O Williams (a real punk legend), how she commit suicide when Johnny was like 9, how she'd absolutely tear down the stage and this entire party if she were there, and how Johnny would have given anything to see just one show of her's live. It's a nice moment to learn more about what Johnny values in an artist and a bit about his childhood. Oh well.
All cats are actually Bhaalspawns. All other Bhaalspawns are just misdirection. The cats are his real army. They're just waiting for the right moment. He's playing the long con.
They really covered the whole cat spectrum, from dainty princess to unhinged murder, with the honorable mention of the cat that tries to be d a n g e r o u s but fails miserably
I'm missing the soft cuddle potato that loves you and will sit on your lap as soon as you sit down to out your shoes on.
@@thimovijfschaft3271 I forget its name but there is one which speaks a different dialect and asks if you are it’s mother
Myshka
@@thisisdefinitelytrix Thank you
where's my dumb friendly orange cat?
These cats combined create one Astarion. Astarion is just a bunch of talking cats in a shared disguise.
5 cats in a trenchcoat
This is absolute genius right here. I’ve never been so happy to stumble across a comment before 😂
Astarion is five cats and a goose pretending to be an elf
He's basically if a cat was 5'10" and majored in law
I cant believe there's a dark urge cat!😆
Ironically that cat hates you if you're Durge
this cat is one of the animals you can accidentally murder as durge
@@MishaMinion327 Durge used to kick that cat in the past
The female voice actress for the bald one is superb!
I FULLY believe that cats would call us "servant apes" if they could speak.
and then theres "myermer?"
nooo I love that cat so much, still heartbroken you can't take them to camp woth you
@@Ace-DHDWhat about Grub? ☺️
My cat is definitely the first one 😂😂
HISS I SAY!! HISS!!! 😂
(hisses back)
"P...p...please dont look at me."
Talk to Yenna
Someone brought their Sphinx cat in a carrier to my job and I wanted so bad to say "Hiss, I say, Hiss!" But I didn't want them to think I was crazy in case they weren't gamers or familiar with BG3. I was allowed to give the kitty head pats, though. Apparently, their boy loves being fawned over when they go out. Cats know their worth! ❤😂
Incredibly accurate. Obviously not just a contender for GOTY, but also best cat game ever.
stray:
If only you could have a cat companion, but unfortunately just other types of animals.
Um hello? Stray exists.😂
Find familiar spell then choose the cat. Now you have a cat companion
Becomes half illithid and shape change to a displacer beast and you can BE one lol
Tabaxi so needed to be in this game just for the dialog with theses cats
Didn't they recently get added?
Last cat and dark urge would get along well
They do not apparently before Dark Urge got Lobotomized… he did something that deeply offended Steel Claw.
She has some choice dialogue for Dark Urge. And if you blank out and do the Durge thing… bad things happen…
@@stsauverasDurge was a cat kicker
LARIAN! LET US ADOPT MYSHKA YOU COWARDS!
The “Helllloooo” always gets me.
I adore the face His Majesty makes when he says DISGRACEFUL. It's so adorable 😂
Pretty sure there is actually a bowl of milk on Isobel's shrine too -- get my boy his drink
I've owned cats with all of these personalities over the years. 😅
"Helloooooooo Servant Ape 💅" is exactly how I imagine what cats say when stepping on your face at 6am because it's breakfast time
They were having too much fun
Me, a servant ape to my cat 🥲
Oof Sphix cats just solidified their position on my fear list
They're actually among the most loveable and cuddly breeds irl, they love a warm human to play with.
Tbh, my cats are like this too. The oldest acts like royalty while the younger one is mischievous, chaotic, and unhinged. She would purposely leave out the dismembered corpses of her victims for us to see once in the morning, looking so proud of herself 😂
Cherish those gifts she worked hard to bring them to you. 😂
I want to see a warrior cats movie in this style
Shadowheart already sounds like a warrior cats name 😂
@@thisisdefinitelytrix FR THO LOL
Is this why Ash likes cats 😂
No
100% accurate
I deadass believe His Majesty is just Jergal on holiday.
Finally just got this game, time to talk to some cats!
I like the noir detective cat in act 3
You sure that one cat was not just a bhaalspawn turned into a cat by a wizard with a sense of humor and irony?
I can't get over the, "Helloooo, servant ape". That's what I am to my cat when I walk in the door and she meows for treats.
Thens theres the Noir cat;
"The hero failed the first test."
Hm yes these cats are made of cat
Can you believe His Majesty and Withers are the same VA
And Auntie Ethel and Tara are also the same VA LOL
Makes sense. Both are bald and wrinkly
Then there are the cute and friendly cats like My son.
And the wimpy cat with the girl
Aren't they adorable?
When i heard the cat say, "The cleric is a liar.." in my playthrough i got exited for a moment, then i was laughing
His majesty is now the new bhaal chosen
Lae’Zel should 100% get a hairless kitty
Glad everyone agrees that cats are little villains.
😂 that’s brilliant!
Are you my mermer?
Yes, my son
They have captured the essence and pure evil of cats. Bravo
Go talk to Mishka and say it into his face
His Majesty and Steelclaw are the best cats.
That bald cat is gonna be the next bhaal
No wonder Astarion likes cats
1:40:40 dammit, why does nobody ever follow Johnny over there? Lol he clearly wants you to go that way, he wouldn't just walk to a random corner for nothing. If you did, you'd have a nice bit of dialogue with him where he tells you about his favorite musical artist as a kid, Wendy O Williams (a real punk legend), how she commit suicide when Johnny was like 9, how she'd absolutely tear down the stage and this entire party if she were there, and how Johnny would have given anything to see just one show of her's live. It's a nice moment to learn more about what Johnny values in an artist and a bit about his childhood.
Oh well.
I swear that my cat Hazel is like the first one.
I would love to see Jackson Galaxy react to the cats of BG3 😂
0:00 me getting on voice chat on Xbox in 2009
My sister has cat number 3. LIAR!!! 😂
Another reason to get the game
hisss I SAY HISSS ! 😂
Ahh Rick and Morty "The Hunt!" you wouldn't understand....
You can win roulette, yes, but it's not dependent on the color you choose. It's totally random, like real roulette.
All cats are actually Bhaalspawns. All other Bhaalspawns are just misdirection. The cats are his real army. They're just waiting for the right moment. He's playing the long con.
That cleric promised me milk too… the struggle
is real.
bruh....
(same though)
🤨
Hol up
Me too bro :/
I wonder who's idea this short was? lol
So Bhaal meant to choose the cat but accidentally chose Orin
Seem like a bunch or RL cats to me 🤨
Did that cat called us apes?
D I S G R A C E F U L
I SAY HIIIISSSSS!!!!!!
Weird. None of them run around like a crackhead and attack your feet like demons.
Is the third one basically a Dark Urge cat?
Are yer my merrmerr ❤
Steelclaw is best kitty
Where is the Noir Detective Cat of Act3? Its the best one
"DISGRACEFUL" -,.,-
that psycho sphinx cat its absolute astarion's pet XD
alright, I won't get a cat after all
Lmfao xD
Ummmm. Did Bhaal make a cat?
I don’t like what that implies…
@ I mean he made a Dragon…
Falto el gato vuelador
Wait till you hear the pidgeons in Baldurs Gate!