How to Make Stone Tools in a Survival Situation | Basic Instincts | WIRED

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  • Опубліковано 3 бер 2020
  • If you're in the wilderness and have nothing, perhaps the most important thing you need is a sharp, durable edge. Humans are among the weakest species on the planet and tools are what help us compensate for that lack of strength. Dr. Bill Schindler, a professor of archeology and anthropology at Washington College, explains how to construct some primitive stone tools that could be useful in a survival situation.
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    www.drbillschindler.com
    www.washcoll.edu/esfl
    @drbillschindler
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  • @greasysausage5133
    @greasysausage5133 4 роки тому +8711

    This dude just roasted the human body like 20 times

    • @AkunoRonin
      @AkunoRonin 4 роки тому +328

      He's not wrong

    • @dekuuchiha9990
      @dekuuchiha9990 4 роки тому +186

      Well he def has some neanderthal blood

    • @tbbenjy
      @tbbenjy 4 роки тому +140

      yea but his ears make up for all that

    • @vivinh18
      @vivinh18 4 роки тому +44

      rosting with real facts

    • @drago1428
      @drago1428 4 роки тому +33

      Lol our teeth arent weak :/

  • @Tetris521
    @Tetris521 4 роки тому +798

    Human: *hits rock*
    *WORLD DOMINATION UNLOCKED*

  • @turispaev
    @turispaev 3 роки тому +482

    "This is an entirely predictable process"
    *Camera pans to show fresh cuts on his hands*

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 2 роки тому +34

      Yes. As an electrician and hobby machinist, I too predict that you will get cut when you play with sharp things.
      Oh, I cook, too...

    • @dersven4122
      @dersven4122 2 роки тому +7

      In the wilderness this is standard, everything will cut or bruise your skin in some way, until it gets hard enough

    • @hochspannunglebensgefahr5339
      @hochspannunglebensgefahr5339 Рік тому +4

      And? It’s still predictable.

  • @puggopotato5906
    @puggopotato5906 3 роки тому +112

    "We need tools to survive"
    7 year old me breaking two stuck to each other Lego's with my nail: Pathetic

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 2 роки тому +1

      Dang you have strong nails it would just tear or hurt mine

    • @effectivefox2844
      @effectivefox2844 2 роки тому +1

      Ive done this before we are gods compared to you mortals

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 2 роки тому

      deadass the only animal on the planet that could manage that. Bravo

    • @alexisautotte7159
      @alexisautotte7159 Рік тому

      Ahahahaha good one😂

  • @noahjones9833
    @noahjones9833 4 роки тому +2935

    "And right there, in less than a second, i have created a tool to overcome alllll of my physical limitations" *begins flying*

  • @mairokindasus8807
    @mairokindasus8807 4 роки тому +2440

    When you’re trying to explain Minecraft to your parents:

    • @scorcher46
      @scorcher46 4 роки тому +9

      RaresGhe true

    • @SixNineFourTwenty
      @SixNineFourTwenty 4 роки тому +33

      @@saltytea7685 thats why its the most sold game?

    • @jakejbo7896
      @jakejbo7896 4 роки тому +29

      Salty Tea I would like to know your location

    • @SixNineFourTwenty
      @SixNineFourTwenty 4 роки тому +28

      @@saltytea7685 Facts dont care about your feelings.

    • @grem2017
      @grem2017 4 роки тому +4

      Salty Tea I do

  • @williamjver
    @williamjver 3 роки тому +200

    This is actual a tutorial.
    I learned something today.

    • @aidens.ramirez3501
      @aidens.ramirez3501 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/PZvqsyS-mRg/v-deo.html here some grammar lessons as well, you'll learn how to speak perfectly!

    • @kucskabolka735
      @kucskabolka735 3 роки тому +1

      @@aidens.ramirez3501 I don't think that English is their first language

    • @jujularue7611
      @jujularue7611 3 роки тому

      @@kucskabolka735 why ? is it a requirement to watch those videos?

    • @kucskabolka735
      @kucskabolka735 3 роки тому +2

      @@jujularue7611 No, why would it be?

    • @kpsiex
      @kpsiex 2 роки тому

      @@kucskabolka735 English is also not my first language, but i put in energy to learn it.

  • @mrmonsterhunter808
    @mrmonsterhunter808 4 роки тому +460

    “Watch our this edge is razor sharp”
    *proceeds to shave stick towards self*

    • @friendlyneighborhoodcommie357
      @friendlyneighborhoodcommie357 3 роки тому +3

      He cut his finger it looks sharp he probably didn’t want to put to much pressure and cut his hand open he said it was razor sharp

    • @2862Gunny
      @2862Gunny 3 роки тому +3

      An unhafted edge is easier to pull than push. Poor hand position for sure.

    • @itzybitzyspyder
      @itzybitzyspyder 3 роки тому +6

      I'm a butcher of 25 years. I tell new employees not to cut towards themselves while doing it myself. I have the skill to do it and they don't.

    • @limedolemonjet863
      @limedolemonjet863 3 роки тому +4

      When you're experienced with blades and sharp rocks like this guy then that's less of a worry.

  • @arkiebarkie5656
    @arkiebarkie5656 4 роки тому +3105

    *Advancement Made: Stone age*

  • @woepdiecat
    @woepdiecat 4 роки тому +4759

    ''obsidian is used to make stone tools''
    minecraft players: **confused screaming**

    • @enderdragoness546
      @enderdragoness546 4 роки тому +182

      Also minecraft players: *WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL*

    • @woepdiecat
      @woepdiecat 4 роки тому +21

      @caesar muhammad thats very true. very sad also for minecraft

    • @ayrtonpavot3096
      @ayrtonpavot3096 4 роки тому +24

      @caesar muhammad No, there's netherite.

    • @adorablecactus4
      @adorablecactus4 4 роки тому +22

      @caesar muhammad its a new thing in the nether update thats coming out

    • @someonerandom7398
      @someonerandom7398 4 роки тому +18

      @caesar muhammad you been living above the bedrock?

  • @offgridgecko
    @offgridgecko 3 роки тому +151

    I have to admit, I was expecting a bunch of BS, but you did a pretty good job of covering this topic concisely and fairly completely. l would have watched longer. People think stone tools are useless, and most archeologists I've seen even downplay how effective they can be. You are the first one I've seen mention splitting wood, which is one essential component of fire-making kits. Well done, WIRED, well done.

    • @thepcfd
      @thepcfd Рік тому

      so do you have any idea how to make axe ?

    • @ousqa
      @ousqa Рік тому

      @@thepcfd he showed how in the video lol

    • @mitchthegamingidiot3516
      @mitchthegamingidiot3516 10 місяців тому +1

      Depends on the type of axe. Celts(pronounced selt instead of Kelt) were typically ground down via taking a piece of stone and grinding it against another, larger rock, though knapped celts weren't unheard of. Hand axes were typically knapped, though.@@thepcfd

    • @juiciestlemonadeofyoutube
      @juiciestlemonadeofyoutube 6 місяців тому

      As a minecrafter, stone tools are NOT useless.

    • @shaeisgae8952
      @shaeisgae8952 Місяць тому

      Stefan Milo has a lot of great videos about early tools, if you're interested in learning more check him out

  • @llVIU
    @llVIU 3 роки тому +60

    me: ha ha dumb caveman with the brain the size of my fist!
    caveman: you need a homogeneous, brittle, elastic, isotropic stone such as flint, quartzite, or obsidian to make a hertzian cone
    me: ...

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 2 роки тому +5

      Early humans were smarter than we give them credit for. They knew how to locate high quality stone and make tools with them that would take 50-70 steps at times. That takes real forward and abstract thinking to do.

    • @iz2333
      @iz2333 2 роки тому +3

      @@reecetaylor2626 I agree that it's impressive but I think it actually requires no abstract thinking.
      Find stone
      Hit other stone
      See how well stone hit
      Look where you found stone
      Find more good stone
      It's amazing how far you can get if you just do stuff and experiment a lot.

  • @zakkapradana7180
    @zakkapradana7180 4 роки тому +3419

    I think this guy is way too overqualified to bangs rocks together in the woods for internet entertainment

    • @GodLeftAllOfUs
      @GodLeftAllOfUs 4 роки тому +14

      He's rich, he can do anything

    • @GrimReapuh
      @GrimReapuh 4 роки тому +19

      @@GodLeftAllOfUs why is that your username? it interests my being here...

    • @yankeedoodle9443
      @yankeedoodle9443 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah way overqualified clearly with all that blood leaking out of his hands. 😂

    • @Eggychonk
      @Eggychonk 4 роки тому +1

      You deserve 600 likes here you go

    • @zakkapradana7180
      @zakkapradana7180 4 роки тому

      @@Eggychonk thank you hamsterfan

  • @YGOrochi
    @YGOrochi 4 роки тому +1245

    Dude just straight up cut himself in like... 5 places after hitting that rock once...

  • @laugenyegaard6194
    @laugenyegaard6194 4 роки тому +424

    “Obsidian is ideal for tools”
    Minecraft players: impossible

    • @flatcap957
      @flatcap957 3 роки тому +15

      Uhmm well obsidian is very hard to shatter and it is hard to find one to be perfect but it is razor sharp and strong so it’s actually ideal and unideal at the same time

    • @akbar6k
      @akbar6k 3 роки тому +22

      @@flatcap957 the joke is there are no obsidian tools in minecraft.

    • @flatcap957
      @flatcap957 3 роки тому +4

      Yes I know

    • @flatcap957
      @flatcap957 3 роки тому +2

      R/whoosh

    • @akbar6k
      @akbar6k 3 роки тому +20

      @@flatcap957 wtf u on

  • @garythesnail8863
    @garythesnail8863 4 роки тому +581

    This guy’s playing Minecraft with a realistic texture pack

    • @ariefhaiqal5637
      @ariefhaiqal5637 4 роки тому +10

      How do I download this 10GB texture pack?

    • @ariefhaiqal5637
      @ariefhaiqal5637 4 роки тому +4

      @Cursed PG3D sorry man i was dumb at calculating this texture pack

    • @saddamslittlepet420
      @saddamslittlepet420 4 роки тому +5

      @@garythesnail8863 no its 371 Yetabytes

    • @itznoliama1915
      @itznoliama1915 3 роки тому +1

      @@saddamslittlepet420 No it is 1 pentabyte

    • @Raj-wf6ln
      @Raj-wf6ln 3 роки тому +1

      Y E S

  • @RealGeorgeWashingtonFr
    @RealGeorgeWashingtonFr 4 роки тому +1062

    This is basically getting Minecraft’s “Stone Age” award but in real life

    • @kracky
      @kracky 4 роки тому +4

      Imagine he drops a tutorial for free the end

    • @Mr_Green2178
      @Mr_Green2178 4 роки тому +2

      Minecraft in real life

    • @niccomanncanada1045
      @niccomanncanada1045 4 роки тому

      Oops i didnt see this coment i accidently posted a coment kinda like this

    • @Z-YAN-MZNI
      @Z-YAN-MZNI 4 роки тому +1

      I'm your 999 like....

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 4 роки тому +2349

    Humans: Are weak*
    Animals: “So we can defeat them?”
    Human: “Well yes but actually no”

    • @istoleurfaceha3527
      @istoleurfaceha3527 4 роки тому +96

      You can defeat a human with nothing but himself, but you can’t defeat what he’s created
      > points to panzerhund and machinepistole

    • @qirat.652
      @qirat.652 4 роки тому +6

      @@istoleurfaceha3527 WunderWaffen!

    • @someboi425
      @someboi425 4 роки тому +3

      If the human has a gun, or a gun with a strong bullet.

    • @tylerweir
      @tylerweir 4 роки тому +22

      We can even defeat animals without harming it at all. We are so advanced that we can diffuse situations and calm things down not only with each other, but even with other species.

    • @bamboocarver
      @bamboocarver 4 роки тому

      Am I supposed to laugh that joke makes no sense

  • @Aarminmusic
    @Aarminmusic 4 роки тому +67

    6:35 Dude cut up his hand pretty hard doing this

    • @Tetris_Effect
      @Tetris_Effect 3 роки тому +10

      Pretty hard? There was a speck of blood.

    • @shashwatsharma4420
      @shashwatsharma4420 3 роки тому

      Pretty hard for me

    • @Vidis88
      @Vidis88 3 роки тому +12

      2021 a small skin cut = deep flesh wound

    • @simonphoenix3789
      @simonphoenix3789 3 роки тому

      when I used to make arrowheads out of obsidian, my left hand was a patchwork of razor thin cuts. they barely hurt though because of how sharp the obsidian was. But it made working on the stone very difficult as my hands and the stone would get slippery with all the blood. A week later, the cuts vanish without a trace.

    • @WizardosBoz
      @WizardosBoz 3 роки тому

      Tiny cut that heals in 2 days...

  • @Mimori97
    @Mimori97 4 роки тому +50

    Me: Pfft as if I would ever go out in the wilderness for no apparent reason just to get lost without any phone service.
    Also me: *Watches the video anyway*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1512

    "Humans are one of the weakest species on the planet"
    This is why you need to do 100 push ups 100 sit ups 100 squats and a 10km run everyday for 3 years without using air conditioning until you're bald.

    • @iamthehype3684
      @iamthehype3684 4 роки тому +62

      Ah yes become Saitama.

    • @hell7794
      @hell7794 4 роки тому +27

      And beat a massive crab with a neck tie

    • @agness1390
      @agness1390 4 роки тому +10

      6TH TIME I'VE SEEN YOU TODAY

    • @cubeoi
      @cubeoi 4 роки тому +5

      you are the new justin y

    • @julio4206
      @julio4206 4 роки тому +2

      Lol Saitama

  • @PlacidSine
    @PlacidSine 4 роки тому +334

    “Use obsidian for stone tools”
    Minecraft Players: impossible

  • @xxjoebamaxx7782
    @xxjoebamaxx7782 4 роки тому +48

    People really underestimate well, people. Some hiker killed a cougar with his bare hands when it was attacking him as he was hiking.

    • @lucheng1945
      @lucheng1945 3 роки тому +8

      The thing is, people don't usually do that. The hiker was probably one of theose people who experienced hysterical strength. (Other examples include parents lifting cars to save children, etc) The sudden burst of adrenaline in response to life-or-death situations can give people super strength or endurance. However, these cases are the Exception. Normal, calm, everyday people cannot lift vehicles or fight wild animals like that, which is why is is not counted among our abilities :)

    • @xxjoebamaxx7782
      @xxjoebamaxx7782 3 роки тому +2

      @@lucheng1945 true

    • @lordorochimaru9431
      @lordorochimaru9431 3 роки тому +1

      @@lucheng1945 still shows if you exercise and lift then it could be possible

    • @extremeencounter7458
      @extremeencounter7458 3 роки тому +3

      @@lucheng1945 it was an adolescent, most male adults have the strength to overcome one

  • @typeohero3519
    @typeohero3519 3 роки тому +20

    This is why i love artifact hunting, Being the first to hold them for the first time since the last person to use it in hundreds or thousands of years. Every single artifact is unique, all the different types over the years is really an art form. If only each artifact could tell you its story!

  • @Astr97
    @Astr97 4 роки тому +536

    Me: Why would I want to do this?
    My Brain: Why wouldn't I want to do this?

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 роки тому

      Typical survivor: whatever the streets & random abandoned building offers
      Bill: 2 rocks & a stick

    • @RezidueWithaZ
      @RezidueWithaZ 4 роки тому

      @Daren Wang well I doubt a rock hatchet wouldn't help against a machete or gun, but yeah

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 роки тому

      @Daren Wang "guerrilla warfare"
      I see where you're going with that.

  • @SergenGamesTV
    @SergenGamesTV 4 роки тому +324

    Me: "Enough YT-Videos for today, its time to go sleep."
    *How to make Stone Tools in a Survival Situation*
    My brain: "You never know..."

    • @jdavalos5477
      @jdavalos5477 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @thetaticalpeng5553
      @thetaticalpeng5553 4 роки тому

      Was about to go on Kerbal Space Program till I found this

    • @28percent4
      @28percent4 4 роки тому

      Me: watches pointless videos
      Me when im tired: videos like this
      My brain: whaf if

    • @user-jg3vd1th9x
      @user-jg3vd1th9x 4 роки тому +1

      I just read this comment at 12:28 am

    • @PringlesL0vr
      @PringlesL0vr 20 днів тому

      Literally me

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c 4 роки тому +120

    Welcome back to another episode of:
    *My recommendations during quarantine*

  • @pedrosabino8751
    @pedrosabino8751 4 роки тому +48

    "You can do stone tools with obsidian"
    Me: wait, where do you find diamond?

  • @Integral_RoA
    @Integral_RoA 4 роки тому +11701

    This is fake. He clearly doesn't even have a crafting table.

    • @H.P778
      @H.P778 4 роки тому +224

      Comedy

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 роки тому +735

      He does. It’s just in his inventory.

    • @JusstDexx
      @JusstDexx 4 роки тому +481

      Hazel Macaraig he’s in creative mode but we don’t notice it

    • @saru6190
      @saru6190 4 роки тому +32

      welcome

    • @MoarCrow
      @MoarCrow 4 роки тому +135

      Im just waiting for that person to come in and take this comment seiously (and get wooshed)

  • @FRISHR
    @FRISHR 4 роки тому +1739

    He forgot to mentioned that you’ll need a wooden pickaxe to get the stones.

  • @deviouscat1237
    @deviouscat1237 3 роки тому +15

    I’m watching this half an hour after I cried myself to bed, with a top hat on.

  • @tDANKEY
    @tDANKEY 4 роки тому +257

    haven't read the comments but for every minecraft 'joke' i see im breaking a finger

    • @killerbc8785
      @killerbc8785 4 роки тому +43

      Cant type a reply now can you?

    • @alimohsin496
      @alimohsin496 4 роки тому +2

      Lol no you won’t xD

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 4 роки тому +7

      No replying for you :)

    • @clipsyoudontwatch
      @clipsyoudontwatch 4 роки тому +3

      You aren’t replying because you can’t cause all your fingers are broken

    • @parkerasel8129
      @parkerasel8129 4 роки тому +4

      But Steve doesn’t have fingers

  • @br2147
    @br2147 4 роки тому +303

    Guy: *goes off camera*
    Also guy: *goes back to survival mode*

    • @superik408
      @superik408 4 роки тому +7

      Also guy: Ok guys, i did a bit of mining off-screen

    • @dittotech3878
      @dittotech3878 4 роки тому

      Super Erik Dead 💀🤣

    • @UwUEmmittationUwU
      @UwUEmmittationUwU 4 роки тому

      The rest of the world: *has starved to death*

  • @RaZune
    @RaZune 4 роки тому +448

    This guy took Minecraft way too serious.

  • @cervixcrusader85
    @cervixcrusader85 4 роки тому +6

    My knees started hurting just seeing him stay in that squat for so long...

  • @jonathanjoestar4589
    @jonathanjoestar4589 3 роки тому +8

    BRO THESE SHADERS AND HIS SKIN ARE FIRE LIKE IT LOOKS SO REAL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Aria-rb5ie
    @Aria-rb5ie 4 роки тому +272

    *Minecraft was released in 2009*
    Everyone in 2008:

    • @bekoshka3678
      @bekoshka3678 4 роки тому +9

      PeOpLe Didn't KnOw AboUt MinEcRafT iN 2008!
      UgH KidS ArE sO stUpId NoWaDAyS 😠😠😠😡😠😠😠😵😠😠😡😑😡😡😑

    • @tinfoil7463
      @tinfoil7463 4 роки тому +7

      Жизнь Школьника you are stupid you didn't understand it.
      It means people are surviving in 2008 then in 2009 they play minecraft.
      What a kiddo.

    • @dirrt5011
      @dirrt5011 4 роки тому +2

      Klein's Animations he’s doing the sarcastic text, he does know about it

    • @bekoshka3678
      @bekoshka3678 4 роки тому +8

      @@tinfoil7463 lol i got you

    • @ninezat
      @ninezat 4 роки тому +1

      @@tinfoil7463 hey do you know whats this thing called sarcasm? its this new thing on earth that half of the world uses

  • @zelexdabeast4577
    @zelexdabeast4577 4 роки тому +652

    Thx my friends in Minecraft killed me with stone tools and I used this method to kill them irl really helps a lot 10/10 recommend 👍🏼😃

  • @floppinfish
    @floppinfish 4 роки тому +5

    1:46 never cut towards your body. I was just waiting for his hand to get cut.

    • @rebjr5844
      @rebjr5844 4 роки тому

      Came here for this comment, thank you

    • @k.mankeiru8359
      @k.mankeiru8359 3 роки тому

      He cuts his hand, bleeds in arrowhead making part and doesnt even flinch

  • @joelpearce1372
    @joelpearce1372 4 роки тому +535

    Imagine being stopped by the police while driving
    Police: any weapon in the car?
    Experimental archaeologist: *A Stone Aged Axe*

  • @notastrangeperson2298
    @notastrangeperson2298 4 роки тому +908

    I think “experimental archaeologist” is the coolest title a person can have

    • @mattiefee
      @mattiefee 4 роки тому +19

      Master Experimental Archeologist...

    • @danman6716
      @danman6716 4 роки тому +22

      How about... chicken nugget scientist?

    • @crusadrian5010
      @crusadrian5010 4 роки тому +19

      Anime Historian

    • @oy3930
      @oy3930 4 роки тому +21

      Anime tiddies expert

    • @darthnihilus3932
      @darthnihilus3932 4 роки тому +2

      Lol 2 comments in a row with 420 likes

  • @FoodNerds
    @FoodNerds Рік тому +4

    Thank you professor. I remember in sixth grade. Our class learned how to do these things, but I’d forgotten. Then I told my mom that these are the things that I should learn in girls scouting not just selling cookies. Well, she told my scout leader, and then in camp we learned how to make a fire with the bow method. And we learn how to make an arrowhead.

  • @DarkArachnid666
    @DarkArachnid666 3 роки тому +1

    1:50 The way he was talking about that simple tool reminded me of those late night infomercials that try to sell you knives.

  • @noahszwak5287
    @noahszwak5287 4 роки тому +47

    "I can strategically attack this rock" amazing statement.

  • @opte64
    @opte64 4 роки тому +468

    4:22
    No one:
    Minecraft veterans: Impossible.

    • @joshgoshgaming3049
      @joshgoshgaming3049 4 роки тому +5

      Haha I get it

    • @emeraldz6744
      @emeraldz6744 4 роки тому +45

      RLcraft Players: *Just like the simulations*

    • @Xarosy
      @Xarosy 4 роки тому +13

      Joshgoshgaming you don’t deserve to say the word “Minecraft”, with that profile picture.

    • @sacredsapphire
      @sacredsapphire 4 роки тому +1

      @@Xarosy fortnite and minecraft is the same game tho

    • @jujhar.
      @jujhar. 4 роки тому

      Stone
      *o b b y*

  • @patrickbrand1319
    @patrickbrand1319 3 роки тому +4

    Working in archaeology has taught me so much. Thanks for showing me a little more

  • @Marco.05
    @Marco.05 4 роки тому +5

    Manager: Okay so this is your interview so what can you do?
    Me: 4:41- 4:45

  • @jonathan87689
    @jonathan87689 4 роки тому +141

    0:11 when your trying to impress the interviewer to get the job lol

  • @original9218
    @original9218 4 роки тому +498

    Minecrafters: you can’t make stone tools without crafting tables!
    This guy: haha, smashing rock together go brrrrrrrrr

  • @jason-miller
    @jason-miller 4 роки тому +5

    6:36 observing how his hand looks like a cat toy, I believe him about the razor sharpness of his stone tools, but I hope the next video is how to make neosporin in the wild

    • @dsheldon3357
      @dsheldon3357 3 роки тому

      Dude good idea

    • @hehrhrthgthtgggrg4841
      @hehrhrthgthtgggrg4841 2 роки тому

      Process

    • @user-lt6ve9ns4d
      @user-lt6ve9ns4d 2 роки тому

      Strip the inner bark of willow trees, brew it into a tea. It contains similar compounds to advil. You can also do this with willow leaves, though it's less effective.

  • @jcrcreations4515
    @jcrcreations4515 3 роки тому +2

    Crazy that 3.5 million years ago they figured out using rock slices but it took another million and a half years to make designed tools out of that

  • @lvintagenerd
    @lvintagenerd 4 роки тому +47

    04:27 MOJANG, YOU'VE HEARD THE MAN. DO IT!

  • @Mudman_mudgrass_mudleaf
    @Mudman_mudgrass_mudleaf 4 роки тому +212

    “Yeah, I’m gonna get some sleep tonight.”
    Me at 3 AM: *watches a video explaining how to become an ooga booga*

    • @jakobthe
      @jakobthe 4 роки тому

      69th like yay... im up a three too and fr tired

    • @deidara_8598
      @deidara_8598 4 роки тому +5

      Who knows? With how the -pandemic- apocalypse is going I recon I'm gonna need it in a few years. Fallout in real life baby!

    • @WAAAZZSSSAAAAAAbbbbb
      @WAAAZZSSSAAAAAAbbbbb 4 роки тому

      Accurate

    • @marshmallowcoolboy5308
      @marshmallowcoolboy5308 4 роки тому +1

      @@deidara_8598 bears with large TES- tentacles grabbing them and bringing them to mouth and shink shink sharp teeth go deep in IT WENT deep that wat she said

    • @deidara_8598
      @deidara_8598 4 роки тому +1

      @@marshmallowcoolboy5308 I have no idea what you're on about but I'm gonna give you a thumbs up anyways

  • @paulbertrand8935
    @paulbertrand8935 3 роки тому

    Just watched the fire making video too. This guy could not be better at explaining concepts - great stuff!

  • @carnotv6136
    @carnotv6136 4 роки тому +55

    This guy: Makes stone tools
    Comment section: Herr herr Minecraft go squares

  • @googly4038
    @googly4038 4 роки тому +107

    I bet he can hear all the predators around with those pair of ears.

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 4 роки тому +6

      His ears can detect you reading this comment
      Ow wait...

    • @enderdragoness546
      @enderdragoness546 4 роки тому +1

      I just realised that-

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 роки тому

      Haha lol I'll never un see it

    • @KB65YT
      @KB65YT 4 роки тому

      Oh god now I can't unsee it.

    • @Hacker_Kamyko
      @Hacker_Kamyko 4 роки тому +1

      Not funny, I have the same thing as him and I can hear your girlfriend cheating on you every time she leaves the house.

  • @AnyMotoUSA
    @AnyMotoUSA 4 роки тому +71

    Ive been flintknapping for years. Its useful, and impresses most people to the point they think you're some kind of wizard when you bust out the kit and make a knife real quick.

  • @olinseats4003
    @olinseats4003 2 роки тому +6

    It's also neat that when you get into the neolithic, you see less flaked stone tools and more ground ones. If it needs to be really sharp or can be disposable, it's more likely to knapped or flaked, (fine cutting tools, projectile points, etc) but tools that have to last, rely on structural strength, and don't need to be razor sharp (primarily axes, adzes, etc) were often ground into shape. It was far more time consuming that chipping it out, but gave a much sturdier piece of hardware.

  • @James-xw8li
    @James-xw8li 4 роки тому +10

    In this guys spare time he goes of into some far away forest with nothing but a shirt and jeans, and slowly works his way back to civilisation.

  • @SomeGuy-lr7ms
    @SomeGuy-lr7ms 4 роки тому +235

    Monkey: heheh rock smash
    *Millions of years later*
    Human: Wouldn’t it be cool if we fight eachother?

  • @mariegracecruz7372
    @mariegracecruz7372 4 роки тому +52

    Interviewer: "What is this?"
    *points at rock*
    Some guy: "A rock"
    This guy: "A weapon to surpass metal gear"

  • @idebushcraftsobrevivencia
    @idebushcraftsobrevivencia 3 роки тому +4

    Parabéns meu amigo excelente matéria sobre a utilização das rochas por nossos antepassados.

  • @Hermit_of_the_Holler
    @Hermit_of_the_Holler 2 роки тому

    Fantastic introduction...summarized the why this was important in a few sentences.
    Subscribed

  • @pongit2385
    @pongit2385 4 роки тому +204

    This guy: "You need to find a perfect stone to make a flint."
    Cavemans: "ill just find a random rock and bang it."

    • @m0rtez713
      @m0rtez713 4 роки тому +14

      Actually, a lot of cavemen were more inteligent than you are.

    • @smkay6381
      @smkay6381 4 роки тому +10

      @Warspite they were more intelligent, we are smarter but they knew what rock to use to bang a certain rock. do you know how to take down a buffalo with only stone age tools?

    • @FirstnameLastname-gb4ww
      @FirstnameLastname-gb4ww 4 роки тому +4

      There’s a difference between being intelligent and being knowledgeable. They could know way more than any of use about wildlife survival but still be dumb as rocks.

    • @lick28
      @lick28 4 роки тому +1

      @@smkay6381 intelligent and smart are one and the same

    • @peo9741
      @peo9741 4 роки тому

      _"comedy"_

  • @madomatic3434
    @madomatic3434 4 роки тому +499

    Watching this just in case coronavirus takes over the world

  • @davidreichard3053
    @davidreichard3053 3 роки тому +2

    EXTREMELY useful to have for emergency survival. Rocks are most everywhere. Tools, not so much.

  • @gogogusto
    @gogogusto 2 роки тому +1

    2:06 Guess you could say it gave us an edge over all other species. :)

  • @jkengland832
    @jkengland832 4 роки тому +137

    Milions of years ago: Oh, ima take this rock and hit stuff with it
    now: to make a stone axe you need a perfect stone, tilted by an angle of 70 degrees, one edge has to be sharper than the other ...

    • @aquaneutral
      @aquaneutral 4 роки тому +11

      EnglandIsMyCity just put three cobblestone and two sticks in a crafting table

    • @joe___6868
      @joe___6868 4 роки тому +3

      It’s to make it as best at survival as possible

    • @jkengland832
      @jkengland832 4 роки тому

      @@aquaneutral ah, i see you're a man of culture aswell

    • @reecetaylor2626
      @reecetaylor2626 2 роки тому +2

      well, i mean you could knap a stone, but you need certain types of stone to do that. This is just a video meant to help someone with literally no tool making experience to grab a rock and have a chance in the forest.

  • @dr.zamanritu9033
    @dr.zamanritu9033 4 роки тому +14

    Three cobblestones on top, two sticks at bottom, that gives you a pickaxe
    Two cobblestones at top, one stick at bottom, that gives you a sword.
    One cobblestone at top and two sticks on bottom, that's a shovel.
    Three cobblestones on the top left hand side corner, two sticks at bottom, that's an axe.
    That's all:)

  • @matthieuchaussade4109
    @matthieuchaussade4109 3 роки тому +2

    in fact humans are really good at running long distance for a long time and working in groups which makes us extremely powerful even at the stone age

  • @GraceDivineEntertainment
    @GraceDivineEntertainment Рік тому +1

    This was amazing. Awesome video. Extremely informative, in multiple areas, and valuable for those interested. I subscribed and gave it a thumbs up. I will share it with my friends. Thank you. For a school project, I wonder if you would know what kinds of stones are available in the West ie Cal? Thank you

  • @Yogggi
    @Yogggi 4 роки тому +355

    How to make stone tools: just smash it
    Me with my noodle arms: wha-

  • @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz
    @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz 4 роки тому +162

    No one:
    The whole comment section:
    Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft

    • @mkjudkins
      @mkjudkins 4 роки тому +1

      anonymous anonymous Do you have a problem with that?

    • @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz
      @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz 4 роки тому +1

      @@mkjudkins it's legendary my boy

    • @bob-omb1217
      @bob-omb1217 4 роки тому +4

      @@mkjudkins it feels very reddit 100 which is kinds cringy

    • @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz
      @anonymousanonymous-bk7vz 4 роки тому

      @Yeetus Yeetus Kermit self deletus I like trains agreed

  • @angiesworld8038
    @angiesworld8038 3 роки тому

    Thanks for sharing! I appreciate this so much.

  • @lerkkweed
    @lerkkweed 3 роки тому +1

    Incredible! Thank you.

  • @Krompierre.
    @Krompierre. 4 роки тому +14

    This is literally the easiest flintknapping tutorial I ever saw, I like how he stated all the facts and science behind it to make it easier to 'digest'. Great video

  • @KEMPERR666
    @KEMPERR666 4 роки тому +57

    00:26 Thanks God we have the strongest tool ever 'Brain'

    • @joshgoshgaming3049
      @joshgoshgaming3049 4 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @resdavid7
      @resdavid7 4 роки тому +6

      No we have crafting table :))

    • @kannixzero9681
      @kannixzero9681 4 роки тому +3

      @@resdavid7 ladies and Gents the peak of comedy have been achieved

    • @Muzart
      @Muzart 4 роки тому +1

      Well for some maybe

    • @Alphae21
      @Alphae21 4 роки тому

      Shut up

  • @joe2929
    @joe2929 4 роки тому +1

    Watching this at 3 AM during quarantine.

  • @vorpalshortsword4504
    @vorpalshortsword4504 Рік тому +1

    I really appreciate you explaining the science and method here❤

  • @takudach
    @takudach 4 роки тому +149

    Him: Obsidian is used to make stone tools
    Minecraft players: *Visible Confusion*

    • @graphoid
      @graphoid 4 роки тому

      it’s half copied

    • @takudach
      @takudach 4 роки тому

      @@graphoid yeah i guess? Theres alot of memes put there and i thought of that meme

    • @thelastsaiyan6287
      @thelastsaiyan6287 4 роки тому

      This is ark not minecraft

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 роки тому

      haha funni minecraft joke

    • @takudach
      @takudach 4 роки тому

      @John Myers its brittle but sharper than any metal

  • @yusefimad8525
    @yusefimad8525 4 роки тому +209

    Soldier's:we can kill animals with guns
    This guy: all I need is a Rock

  • @nichmon3221
    @nichmon3221 2 місяці тому

    That's very educational. Thank you!

  • @bjames1200
    @bjames1200 4 роки тому +1

    Great Job. Very informative

  • @Ninjablade88
    @Ninjablade88 4 роки тому +31

    This dude cut his hand all up at the end of the video. What a badass.

  • @drawzzi
    @drawzzi 4 роки тому +92

    bruh he forgot to make wood tools to get the stone

    • @YoYo-fm7dp
      @YoYo-fm7dp 4 роки тому +2

      [Sleepy-Chan] you don’t need tools to pick up a rock

    • @seminark
      @seminark 4 роки тому +4

      @@YoYo-fm7dp do you get the joke?

    • @SoulKingFan
      @SoulKingFan 4 роки тому +7

      And he forgot to make a crafting table

    • @EHMM
      @EHMM 4 роки тому

      Not minecraft

    • @EHMM
      @EHMM 4 роки тому

      @@SoulKingFan NOT MINECRAFT!!

  • @kellblaze5790
    @kellblaze5790 Місяць тому

    Thank you. Learned something.

  • @callmewolf3910
    @callmewolf3910 Рік тому

    Very informative, thank you

  • @w.d.gaster9066
    @w.d.gaster9066 4 роки тому +22

    “To something that takes hours or even days to make, and is incredibly complex.” *”The process is actually quite simple.”*

  • @amei653
    @amei653 4 роки тому +44

    4:36 - *Somebody Make A Meme Out Of This*

    • @kawabatayuri
      @kawabatayuri 4 роки тому +8

      I can envision inside this rock, a loser without a job and no financial incomes, sitting watching this video at 2 am while in quarantine
      Thats me

  • @adambomb3636
    @adambomb3636 2 роки тому

    I bet the two guys with sticks building a house knew this stuff by heart

  • @shaeisgae8952
    @shaeisgae8952 Місяць тому

    Modified stone tools, as well as our ability to cooperate, retain knowledge, and hunt prey for long distances are imo what allowed early hominids to travel and survive all across the globe, its so amazing to think of our ancestors discovering these tools, and then teaching them to their kids etc etc.
    Ps, when he said that our Australopithecene anscestors had small brains, remember they were about a meter tall, like the size of a 6 year old human today, so go easy on them, they're our little cousins.

  • @doomdude3034
    @doomdude3034 4 роки тому +75

    Hominid: *bangs rock on other rock*
    Ancestors of animals we made go extinct: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @blackchrysler
      @blackchrysler 4 роки тому +8

      Lions: slaughter a cave full of humans
      Human: bangs a rock against other rock
      Lions: why do I hear boss music

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 роки тому +2

      I wish Reddit tier jokes went extinct

  • @martingonzalezcapriles3569
    @martingonzalezcapriles3569 4 роки тому +200

    This man is a god between humans, he can break obsidian with his bare hands
    Edit: it seems like yoshikage kira already touched this comment, because its just blowing up!

  • @mikhaelstibino
    @mikhaelstibino 2 роки тому

    Outstanding video. Extremely interesting

  • @dominikd.3880
    @dominikd.3880 Рік тому

    Thank you! Very good video

  • @raisinthebar6772
    @raisinthebar6772 4 роки тому +39

    Nobody:
    Professor of archeology: "I am going to attack this rock"

  • @mthecatholic1481
    @mthecatholic1481 4 роки тому +44

    April 2020. Coronavirus crisis.
    UA-cam: This video.
    Is this a starter-pack for post-apocalyptic world?

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 роки тому

      Yes. There was a dyslexic prophet who predicted (using words on a card) that the earth will end in 2012

  • @thog1234
    @thog1234 4 роки тому +1

    I can't stop looking at his cuts on his hands . . . that is some sharp stone.

  • @Kopie0830
    @Kopie0830 2 роки тому

    Thanks bro. You have taught me very much. I'll teach them to my children.

  • @peiran3058
    @peiran3058 4 роки тому +57

    lions after being shot in the face with a shotgun: I thought they were weak

    • @lilholm9446
      @lilholm9446 4 роки тому +3

      Bruh

    • @somxr_738
      @somxr_738 4 роки тому +3

      Bruh

    • @Ay_Dey
      @Ay_Dey 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @natecruz7114
      @natecruz7114 4 роки тому +1

      Lions after they gang up on a human:
      Yes they are weak after all

    • @obi-wankenobi8908
      @obi-wankenobi8908 4 роки тому

      Nate Cruz Lions after being trapped: *Wait what-*