Destroying Astrology in Less Than 10 Minutes!!

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  • @franktidepod8724
    @franktidepod8724 5 років тому +5949

    No! Astrology can't be fake! How else will I justify my trash personality?

    • @Walawalacookie
      @Walawalacookie 5 років тому +237

      One of the best comments I have seen here and it deserves way more likes :)

    • @natgrant1364
      @natgrant1364 5 років тому +140

      Pardon the late reply but the comment reminded me of a full five different people I've known who were really into astrology. All of them had lousy personalities and were arrogant as well as untrustworthy.

    • @matthewwriter9539
      @matthewwriter9539 4 роки тому +77

      ...try blaming it on your parents and how they raised you.

    • @gregoriikatastrov7472
      @gregoriikatastrov7472 4 роки тому +99

      @@matthewwriter9539 or try and take a responsibility for yourself. I'm a bit fckd up piece myself but one can learn to act more tolerable without loosing himself (my broken part is the one tagged "social"). I do know, that events from the past shapes who we are today, but we are an "intelligent" specie, we can try to be above it.
      Da fck is this sht? Some cheap coaching session or what? Im outta here. Peace.

    • @matthewwriter9539
      @matthewwriter9539 4 роки тому +49

      @@gregoriikatastrov7472 to be clear, I was joking about blaming your parents.
      The idea is that astrology is trash, and you can't blame it for how messed up your life is, so what can you blame it on if you don't take responsibility yourself...so I came up with "your parents".
      In all seriousness you are responsible for your own life choices, and those are what lead you to the life that you have.

  • @vampirebunny2175
    @vampirebunny2175 4 роки тому +1897

    Horoscope for 2020
    Aries - you will spend more time at home
    Taurus - you will spend more time at home
    Gemini - you will spend more time at home
    Cancer - you will spend more time at home
    Leo - you will spend more time at home
    Virgo - you will spend more time at home
    Libra - you will spend more time at home
    Scorpio - you will spend more time at home
    Sagittarius - you will spend more time at home
    Capricorn - you will spend more time at home
    Aquarius - you will spend more time at home
    Pisces - you will spend more time at home

    • @blackholeentry3489
      @blackholeentry3489 3 роки тому +24

      Vampirebunny. Correct. With the Co-Vid acting up, we all face an identical future. However, I
      intend to buck the trend as I have a coupon for a two night's free stay at my favorite casino in Laughlin, NV. Free mask and O2 tank provided.

    • @whysaac848
      @whysaac848 3 роки тому +114

      wow so accurate astrology must be real I’m completely convinced and not at all an easily manipulated person

    • @user-sl1lx9sw1x
      @user-sl1lx9sw1x 3 роки тому +58

      How did you know 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱👎😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🗿🚬🚬🚬

    • @photo_frames9438
      @photo_frames9438 3 роки тому +11

      Ooooommmmggggggg
      (Lmao idk my star sign)

    • @MihoFroggySMP
      @MihoFroggySMP 3 роки тому +15

      OMG HOW?

  • @marcello234
    @marcello234 5 років тому +457

    Did anyone notice she launched her video on 30 September 2018? Check the moon phase for that day was waning gibbous with 71% visibility..... she’s not even taking her own advice!

    • @korayacar1444
      @korayacar1444 5 років тому +19

      Hell, it sounds like she was trying to do the exact opposite! Maybe she wanted to restrict the spread of the video or something?

    • @t850
      @t850 5 років тому +8

      ...maybe she corrected the date by factoring in the precession effect...xD

    • @lukascarbol6173
      @lukascarbol6173 5 років тому +3

      maybe she recorded it on new moon

    • @LazyAnnihilator
      @LazyAnnihilator 5 років тому +5

      @@lukascarbol6173 But this is a video for launching a new project not recording it. I am livid with this woman's lack of integrity.

    • @Marcus_Caius
      @Marcus_Caius 5 років тому +5

      Perhaps she secretly use the Chinese zodiac :P

  • @mrsponkman
    @mrsponkman 3 роки тому +2129

    "Astrology is just space racism"
    -Schlatt 2021

    • @mangle89pl79
      @mangle89pl79 3 роки тому +33

      Schlatt is amazing-

    • @TheStinkyMutt
      @TheStinkyMutt 3 роки тому +77

      Spacism

    • @yingyang1622
      @yingyang1622 3 роки тому +3

      😭😭😭

    • @richdarksauce
      @richdarksauce 3 роки тому +3

      LOlll

    • @duncandl910
      @duncandl910 3 роки тому +16

      Its actually a really valid argument too lol, I heard it from Richard Dawkins first but I don't know whether he is the one that first brought it up.

  • @the_kraken6549
    @the_kraken6549 4 роки тому +2479

    “How to be successful using astrology” simple: exploit people who believe in astrology for personal gain.

    • @codex8797
      @codex8797 4 роки тому +86

      You sir, are a genius. Thaks for the advice

    • @Szymks
      @Szymks 4 роки тому +5

      But how

    • @adelineinactivity
      @adelineinactivity 4 роки тому +17

      that's what i thought make paid service telling you about your life based on astrology.

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 4 роки тому +8

      THE_KRAKEN There are 10 planets in a chart plus houses. That’s trillions of possibilities you idiot.
      You have to actually look into it, do some research, analyze a few people. Sound hard?

    • @adelineinactivity
      @adelineinactivity 4 роки тому +70

      @@ferise1 yeah because it's all bullshit.

  • @balzonurchin
    @balzonurchin 5 років тому +355

    Did you hear about the psychic midget that recently escaped from prison?
    Now we have a small medium at large.

    • @stumpy1146
      @stumpy1146 5 років тому +33

      Did you hear about the albino medium who got caught in a house fire?
      He was a rare medium, well done.

    • @sian2337
      @sian2337 5 років тому +1

      I see what you did there.

    • @Fif0l
      @Fif0l 5 років тому +4

      @@stumpy1146 the original comment made me smile. Your comment made me laugh maniacly.

    • @pixietwitch
      @pixietwitch 5 років тому +2

      That has been one of my favorite jokes since I was about 12 years old. I heard Joan Rivers tell it on the Johnny Carson show!

    • @Dragonblaster1
      @Dragonblaster1 5 років тому +3

      Someone has just broken into Scotland Yard and stolen all the toilets. The police have nothing to go on.

  • @LooseJuice96
    @LooseJuice96 4 роки тому +2314

    It's honestly really rude when you just brings someone's entire personality down to someone's star sign. It's hurtful

    • @So.b21
      @So.b21 3 роки тому +262

      Yes, and it makes me sad, that people still think that Astrology just allows 12 types of personalities...

    • @amandaamanda6157
      @amandaamanda6157 3 роки тому +137

      @@heyyspring we are just messing around honestly. Anyone who knows anything about astrology knows that you need a lot more than just someones sun sign to judge them

    • @amandaamanda6157
      @amandaamanda6157 3 роки тому +19

      @T.S we as in anyone who knows about actual astrology are kidding i can't speak for the other ones tho

    • @Anxmaly666
      @Anxmaly666 3 роки тому +3

      @@amandaamanda6157 agreed

    • @gyrogis9429
      @gyrogis9429 3 роки тому +46

      Yeah , POOR YOU, no one gives a shit, it's fake, get over it

  • @mortalityisanadventure.1973
    @mortalityisanadventure.1973 2 роки тому +61

    I used to crush on this girl who was 1 year older than me. I confessed to her but she said that she wasn’t interested and she was asexual, which was acceptable. We still held a respectable relationship, still chatted together now and then; that went on for 3 years. She has just been talking about this astrology stuff for 1 year and that doesn’t really affect me since she never brings it up in our conversation, until last week. We were in the middle of a conversation when she asked me what zodiac sign am I and when I told her, she said “there is no wonder why you haven’t got a girlfriend, your zodiac sign has all those red flags” (?). This is the moment when I lost my respect for her as a friend. Why would somebody judge others based on this bs? Why would you let a constellation dictate the personality of a person?

    • @somerandomperson1922
      @somerandomperson1922 2 роки тому

      dont talk to her. get new friends. she sucks.

    • @5spec
      @5spec Рік тому +7

      It is your duty to make her feel as terrible as possible about it until she changes, it's the only way

    • @polinaveronica9539
      @polinaveronica9539 Рік тому +1

      Send her this video.

    • @Suzanne-goes-Carnivore
      @Suzanne-goes-Carnivore Рік тому +6

      In future whenever someone asks you what your sign is, say something else. If they say, 'ah I knew it, because blah blah' then tell them you lied

    • @viyank6644
      @viyank6644 10 місяців тому

      You must've felt disgusted by yourself because you were interested in someone like her. It's all fun and games until you start knowing what they believe in.

  • @IanPhillipsWildlife
    @IanPhillipsWildlife 5 років тому +354

    My mother says I'm messy because I'm Gemini, I think its because I'm messy.

    • @catbee9289
      @catbee9289 5 років тому +17

      In one breath my mum says my Dad was full of pent up energy because he was a Gemini the next she say me and my son are just like him .. we aren't Geminis

    • @berniebasset9465
      @berniebasset9465 5 років тому +4

      I'm a Gemini. Bit lazy when it comes to tidying up but messy is a bit of a stretch.

    • @WoodworkerDon
      @WoodworkerDon 5 років тому +3

      My mother calls me sonny, because I'm so bright.

    • @famouslastwords0791HR
      @famouslastwords0791HR 5 років тому +2

      @@berniebasset9465 Me too. I know astrology is nothing real but it does seem that Geminis have a lot of the same personality traits, senses of humor, etc. This confuses me.

    • @santosic
      @santosic 5 років тому +1

      Funny, I'm a Gemini too and can be lazy when it comes to tidying up, enough that you'd probably think I'm messy lol.
      Interesting coincidence haha

  • @LordArioh
    @LordArioh 5 років тому +125

    She says launch, business and success so many times, sounds like a scammer.

    • @sullie09
      @sullie09 5 років тому +6

      LordArioh yeah, it’s all so very Nelly ‘hey, must be the money’.

    • @jusesjimmybars
      @jusesjimmybars 5 років тому +11

      well, presumably she makes her money from gullible tits that believe this shit, so she is 100% in actual fact a scammer

    • @justadude5868
      @justadude5868 5 років тому +1

      and empower

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 4 роки тому

      Oh, this! Conspiracy theories are fun to make fun of but people should debunk more actual scams that pretend to be trade strategies, commercial cults masquerading as jobs (not just MLM), investments that are actual financial pyramids etc.; I see SO MANY ads for "business success strategy" things that I want to punch all these dudes making scammy videos in front of public parking lots, acting like they own all cars lmao.

    • @dishadhouliyan5190
      @dishadhouliyan5190 3 роки тому

      @@jusesjimmybars what is your date of birth

  • @kieranclarke4373
    @kieranclarke4373 4 роки тому +293

    Her failure to construct a grammatically correct plural of the word "moon" did not exactly help that presentation either, did it?

    • @bingusiswatching6335
      @bingusiswatching6335 4 роки тому +11

      PlUrAl Of MoOn Is MeEn

    • @janeburns589
      @janeburns589 3 роки тому +1

      I assumed she was talking about the new moon like an entity. So where I would say bob’s energy is good she’s saying new moon’s energy is good. A lot of spiritualists talk about the sun and moon at entities and use speech patterns associated with people

    • @karpagakumark3196
      @karpagakumark3196 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/XyibTMPv0YQ/v-deo.html

    • @adamredfield
      @adamredfield 3 роки тому

      @@janeburns589 That might make sense if the words after "moon's" were nouns, like "energy" to cite your example. But they were all verbs. So it reads that the new moon owns something called "are," something called "empower," and something called "go."

    • @janeburns589
      @janeburns589 3 роки тому +1

      @@adamredfield yeah, I was trying to give her some benefit. As if she’d made an honest mistake. I dunno, just can’t believe some one is actually that stupid

  • @notasovietspy8008
    @notasovietspy8008 3 роки тому +241

    Everytime I mention astronomy in a conversation people think I'm talking about astrology and I have to tell them it's bs and then they get mad

    • @BendySnowball
      @BendySnowball 3 роки тому +19

      holy shit ikr
      fucking idiots

    • @xadielplasencia3674
      @xadielplasencia3674 3 роки тому +4

      Not that I have a problem with it, but why you talking so much about astronomy with people who don't know what it is

    • @notasovietspy8008
      @notasovietspy8008 3 роки тому +7

      @@xadielplasencia3674 I don't, I just worded it that why. It's only happened twice

    • @xadielplasencia3674
      @xadielplasencia3674 3 роки тому

      @@notasovietspy8008 *insert Doof meme*

    • @soulwaves20000
      @soulwaves20000 3 роки тому

      Cause astrology is easy to see inpeople.

  • @imnot_hereiswear
    @imnot_hereiswear 3 роки тому +319

    Somebody just tried to use the fact Im a aries to tell me im an asshole. I literally only called them out for teaming on a solo game.

    • @richdarksauce
      @richdarksauce 3 роки тому +12

      😄😄😄 typical aries selfish view

    • @thanushan3981
      @thanushan3981 3 роки тому +2

      I'm Aries too

    • @blackholeentry3489
      @blackholeentry3489 3 роки тому +10

      AriesThyLunatic It's generally accepted that only about 4% of Aries are true assholes....the same as the public in general.

    • @guppy-2436
      @guppy-2436 3 роки тому +41

      @@richdarksauce weird ass

    • @karpagakumark3196
      @karpagakumark3196 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/XyibTMPv0YQ/v-deo.html

  • @baphnie
    @baphnie 4 роки тому +682

    She went into astrology bc she didn’t get the job as Siri’s voice.

  • @bdf2718
    @bdf2718 5 років тому +523

    "New moon's" are a good time to learn how to u'se apo'strophe's correctly.

    • @nitrothunderbird6740
      @nitrothunderbird6740 4 роки тому +17

      That's what I was thinking the whole time!
      Sorry for late reply.

    • @bapplecatthecat8213
      @bapplecatthecat8213 4 роки тому +36

      bdf2718 That was killing me. It seems like people put in extra work to look less intelligent

    • @Fete_Fatale
      @Fete_Fatale 4 роки тому +8

      @@bapplecatthecat8213 Believe me, it doesn't take them any 'extra work'

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 4 роки тому

      bdf2718 ㅤㅤ here are some examples. Moron.
      Negan, Russel Crowe, Downey Jr, typical Aries, headstrong, direct, violent.
      Opposite is Libra, the peacemaker, Ghandi, Will Smith, Hugh Jackman, Jason Alexander. Can’t stand violence.
      Square this axis is Capricorn, the old achiever, Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson, Nicolas Cage, they often play the old mysterious savior in post-apocalyptic flicks.
      Opposite them is Cancer, the mother, nurturer, or child. Will Ferrel, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams.
      Then you got clever sarcastic Gemini, Ethan Suplee, Greg Kinnear, Jim Carrey(moon),
      Opposite Sagittarius, the old wise, Brad Pitt, Jeff Bridges, Bruce Lee.
      Taurus the mean grumpy ol...George Carlin, George Clooney, Chris Brown.
      Opposite Scorpio, « tall dark strangers », Ryan Gosling, Ben Shapiro, Josh Duhamel.

    • @theashenfox
      @theashenfox 4 роки тому +17

      @@ferise1 lol, whut?

  • @lobster9780
    @lobster9780 3 роки тому +275

    Person 1: I'm a Theoretical Physicists who graduated from harvard university
    *Person 2: I'm an Aquarius who is capable of extreme rational thoughts. Though I criticize myself I tend to pride myself in my intellectual capabilities. My brain is wired differently and the way my brain perceives information is far too abstract allowing for my cognitive abilities to be at best when given the right information however it is crucial that I do absolutely nothing all day because I can easily become repressed and mentally drained if I assert all my Knowledge to one said subject or group. Thank you.*

    • @frostedcereal8243
      @frostedcereal8243 3 роки тому +10

      person 2 is obvy smarter cuz they believe in zodiac signs lelz xD

    • @monokumawithagun6263
      @monokumawithagun6263 3 роки тому +46

      @@frostedcereal8243 please be satire

    • @ajjaja892
      @ajjaja892 3 роки тому +25

      @@frostedcereal8243 please please be satire

    • @frostedcereal8243
      @frostedcereal8243 3 роки тому +37

      @@monokumawithagun6263 it is don’t worry

    • @CurlySuzySue
      @CurlySuzySue 3 роки тому +4

      That's not Aquarius, that's a libra with a virgo moon.

  • @WisdomVendor1
    @WisdomVendor1 5 років тому +84

    She doesn't practice what she preaches. Her video 'launched' nowhere near a new moon date.

    • @wombat2248
      @wombat2248 5 років тому +3

      A rotten start then 😜

    • @steveparkes
      @steveparkes 5 років тому +3

      She was using one of the Moons of Jupiter because Mercury was rising. It was a warm spring day.

    • @kevinrowe6902
      @kevinrowe6902 5 років тому +3

      @@steveparkes she pulled it out Uranus

    • @steveparkes
      @steveparkes 5 років тому

      @@kevinrowe6902 It made my eyes water but didn't cost any extra. It's my fault for being a Capricorn/Sagittarius and therefore both not a sucker for woo and a sucker for woo at the same time.

    • @tqnohe
      @tqnohe 5 років тому +1

      Ah ha. But was it sometime between the new moon and the full moon?
      ( that would include all but two days of the lunar cycle. )

  • @CTrunde
    @CTrunde 3 роки тому +727

    A classmate and I were born on the same day, same month, same year, even same town. We couldn’t be more dissimilar! Different personalities, all around.
    Astrology is bunk.

    • @knowledgeispower9724
      @knowledgeispower9724 3 роки тому +24

      it has nothing to do with that, its all subconscious things that go on in your brain, just because you dont have the same favorite color doesnt mean anything lol

    • @AA-el7ot
      @AA-el7ot 3 роки тому +99

      @@knowledgeispower9724 just shut up astrology is bullshit stop trying your best to prove its real. You're making yourself sound like an idiot

    • @knowledgeispower9724
      @knowledgeispower9724 3 роки тому +5

      @@AA-el7ot yea i am 🤡 nobody said astrology was real but you 😂... stop embarrassing yourself

    • @knowledgeispower9724
      @knowledgeispower9724 3 роки тому +6

      @@AA-el7ot 99/100 people feel bad for people like you.. its sad and pathetic youre being brainwashed little kid

    • @AA-el7ot
      @AA-el7ot 3 роки тому +135

      @@knowledgeispower9724 astrology is very sad and pathetic

  • @samconnor1899
    @samconnor1899 5 років тому +79

    Please can you take apart the Mandela effect. I have lost an Aunt to this stupidity who states 'she's lost in the wrong universe'. My Nan has dementia and my Aunt has asked her not to take the tablets that the doctor has given her as 'she's waiting to go back to her universe where my Nan is healthy'. My Nan now agrees with my Aunt.... People die because of these stupid 'theories'.This morning, I woke up to see a status on Facebook from a friend of mine saying how 'the mandella effect has opened her eyes'. Its scary! Please do a video so I can show them!

    • @samconnor1899
      @samconnor1899 5 років тому +11

      Sorry for the original grammar and spelling mistakes. Predictive text on my phone....

    • @stanislavblinov8454
      @stanislavblinov8454 5 років тому +24

      @@samconnor1899 Oh, that predictive text just uses your horoscope to guess what you're typing.

    • @Kyrelel
      @Kyrelel 5 років тому +1

      The Mandela Effect is real and affects everyone :/

    • @wombat2248
      @wombat2248 5 років тому +9

      Snooby66 that’s rubbish snooby99

    • @erin3394
      @erin3394 5 років тому +7

      @@Kyrelel
      Just like necromancy...Not at all.

  • @JP-hr8fb
    @JP-hr8fb 2 роки тому +137

    Astrologers: “If you’re a Taurus you need oxygen to breathe”
    Astrology believers: *OMG THIS IS SO ACCURATE*

    • @ManzoorahmedKoraiBaloch
      @ManzoorahmedKoraiBaloch Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂😂 F

    • @gerrydelafino659
      @gerrydelafino659 Рік тому

      Wow good one 🙄

    • @JP-hr8fb
      @JP-hr8fb Рік тому +3

      @@gerrydelafino659 are you mad astrology believer?

    • @gerrydelafino659
      @gerrydelafino659 Рік тому

      @@JP-hr8fb knower

    • @thatoneguy5043
      @thatoneguy5043 Рік тому

      @@gerrydelafino659 explain why twins can have wildly different personalites
      if astrology is true then you should be able to test it repeatedly and get the same result
      explain how the position of the starts impact our personality
      explain how a majority of psychology is apparently just wrong because everything is determined by stars
      explain how this works despite us now knowing that the stars have shifted

  • @TheMeakster
    @TheMeakster 5 років тому +411

    I'm a cross between a Leo and a Capricorn.
    I'm a Leprechaun.

    • @TH-xo4zx
      @TH-xo4zx 5 років тому +19

      You are a bringer of crippling depression.

    • @ΓιώργοςΔρίτσας-ω6σ
      @ΓιώργοςΔρίτσας-ω6σ 5 років тому +5

      I laughed so hard at this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @renegademarbles7747
      @renegademarbles7747 5 років тому +4

      Leo and Capricorn....So one of your parents is a Goat and the other is a Lion?

    • @tendodeku
      @tendodeku 5 років тому +25

      I'm a cross between Leo and Virgo.
      I'm a Lego...damn

    • @smasher.338
      @smasher.338 5 років тому +8

      You are a DiCaprio

  • @----.__
    @----.__ 5 років тому +788

    If a girl asks for my star sign I tell them I'm an "aquarium" and make fish faces. The success of our friendship depends on whether they laugh or not.

    • @markbyrd7710
      @markbyrd7710 5 років тому +43

      "Cornucopia" is another solid option

    • @craiglocker386
      @craiglocker386 5 років тому +23

      I say i’m a solero and ask if she fancies an ice-cream.

    • @davidh.4944
      @davidh.4944 5 років тому +67

      I'm cancerous.

    • @eppursimuove3090
      @eppursimuove3090 5 років тому +10

      You have fish swimming inside of you?

    • @freddybigs10
      @freddybigs10 5 років тому +19

      As a fisherman I must ask, got any Strippers in there?

  • @misterjoerg8086
    @misterjoerg8086 5 років тому +69

    Step 1: Astrology
    Step 2: ?
    Step 3: Profit!

    • @jonjonr6
      @jonjonr6 5 років тому +2

      @William Signs I was going to say, find suckers and desperate people

  • @takamjob8385
    @takamjob8385 3 роки тому +532

    Astrology be like:
    Tomorrow the first thing you'll do in the morning is open your eyes.
    Astrology people:
    OMG! 😲😮😱🤯

    • @shuoyt3
      @shuoyt3 3 роки тому +43

      The people who fell in a coma: 😔

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 3 роки тому +19

      They were still wrong, the first thing I did was sleep in the morning from 12AM to 7AM, the second thing I did was open my eyes.

    • @soulwaves20000
      @soulwaves20000 3 роки тому

      Thats SO LAME

    • @honinakecheta601
      @honinakecheta601 3 роки тому +5

      No shit, they would interpret that as "OMG I'm gonna have an eye opening experience soon!"
      That is how those nutjobs respond to vague predictions that could happen to anyone at any time....they make it more than what it actually is.

    • @khushi-4900
      @khushi-4900 3 роки тому

      Lol so lame 😂
      No it doesn't chilll👍🏻

  • @Friendlyfirefish
    @Friendlyfirefish 5 років тому +105

    You did it wrong SciManDan. You werent vague enough.

    • @DrocanisSun
      @DrocanisSun 5 років тому +3

      Friendly Firefish you were thinking what i was thinking! lol

  • @tamasmarcuis4455
    @tamasmarcuis4455 5 років тому +61

    I like the start of a letter once sent by an editor firing the newspaper's astrology writer.
    " As you no doubt already know ....."

    • @khurgar8120
      @khurgar8120 5 років тому

      Astrology isnt used to predict the future tho, its supposedly a tool to help you utilize cosmic energies and shit. Very 80's.

    • @arthurneddysmith
      @arthurneddysmith 5 років тому +4

      Tim -The literal definition of the word "astrology (according to the Oxford dictionary)" includes the words "prediction" and "foretelling". Maybe you're thinking of chi, chakras, auras or some other such bullshit?
      Oxford:
      astrology
      /əˈstrɒlədʒi/
      noun. lme.
      [ORIGIN: Old French & mod. French astrologie from Latin astrologia from Greek: see astro-, -logy.]
      †1. Astronomy, esp. in its practical aspects, as the measurement of time, prediction of natural phenomena, etc. Also more fully natural astrology. lme-m19.
      2. The supposed art of foretelling or counselling in human affairs by interpretation of the motions of celestial objects. Also more fully judicial astrology. m16.

  • @nodymus6519
    @nodymus6519 5 років тому +98

    But at least astrology has pretty cool art though

    • @eppursimuove3090
      @eppursimuove3090 5 років тому +9

      The best art that came out of astrology is Gustav Holst's - The Planets.

    • @rashef
      @rashef 5 років тому +2

      @@stevenutter3614 woooooosh...

    • @donvanduzen8944
      @donvanduzen8944 5 років тому +2

      Spirograph sales are up!

    • @marcocappelli2236
      @marcocappelli2236 5 років тому

      @William Signs Hehe, you mean Gladiator? :P

    • @theghost7277
      @theghost7277 5 років тому

      @@stevenutter3614 whoosh

  • @Bevsworld04
    @Bevsworld04 3 роки тому +147

    "Hey, wanna go out someti-"
    "Sorry, I only date Scorpios" ✋

    • @Habibi-rx3jd
      @Habibi-rx3jd 3 роки тому

      I’m a Scorpio 😫😫
      Jk lol

    • @sifugurusensei
      @sifugurusensei 3 роки тому

      I have a scorpio rising. I'm complex.

    • @darthlynx5792
      @darthlynx5792 3 роки тому +4

      He matrix-dodged a bullet

    • @mogayt5156
      @mogayt5156 3 роки тому +6

      “Dude did u asked my sister for a date”
      “Yea, she said i dont date scorpios”
      “Dude, shes retarded”
      “Oh”

    • @Lock_inTwinn
      @Lock_inTwinn 3 роки тому +1

      @@sifugurusensei nb cares dude , you’re being compared to a scorpion ,, a whole bug you idiot . astrology fake

  • @ian7666
    @ian7666 4 роки тому +939

    I always take my mystical advice from people who don’t know how to use apostrophes 👍🏻

    • @its1110
      @its1110 4 роки тому +63

      I suspect that they are very possessive people.

    • @ian7666
      @ian7666 4 роки тому +10

      Agent 1110 Good one 😂

    • @BLUE_FLUFF
      @BLUE_FLUFF 3 роки тому

      Hrm. I don't get it :p

    • @Bevsworld04
      @Bevsworld04 3 роки тому +5

      @@BLUE_FLUFF you use an apostrophe at the end of a name to show possession

    • @BLUE_FLUFF
      @BLUE_FLUFF 3 роки тому +1

      @@Bevsworld04 wait what's an apostrophe :0

  • @WienArtist
    @WienArtist 4 роки тому +240

    I saw a very funny video made by a college psychology professor where he handed everyone in his class the identical horoscope, and told them not to share it with anyone. Then he asked the class how many in the class did this horoscope fit. Almost everyone raised their hand. Then he told them that they had been given the same horoscope, revealing how superficial, generic, and fake horoscopes are.

    • @alrizo1115
      @alrizo1115 2 роки тому +7

      Mine was opposite. I found out that 80 percent of what I know about my relatives displayed with accuracy. Mine too, about 80 percent. And the description in each was generally different. I tried to find the Sun and moon sign instead of just the Sun sign as it generalizes everything.

    • @justinjones5281
      @justinjones5281 2 роки тому

      @@alrizo1115 welp that means your IQ is to low to cross reference similarities either. Whoops

    • @guyman3224
      @guyman3224 2 роки тому +35

      @@alrizo1115 Personal bias. Your experience vs. an entire classroom? I’ve seen this experiment time and time again and it always proves astrology is bunk. But if it makes you feel better and gives you purpose that you didn’t have before, I guess you just keep doing you. 🤷‍♂️

    • @LNCLCNLL
      @LNCLCNLL 2 роки тому +7

      Astrology is not just about the sun signs it’s about all placements of the planets. That’s why when people discuss sun signs people laugh as though it’s not true. We encompass every sign in the zodiac. Where the planets are placed in the 12 signs (houses) show someone’s true personality. Especially when looking at the divisional charts. He’s not that intelligent when it comes to astrology. Astrology isn’t naming the stars, it’s naming each 30 degrees of the 360 degree sky. Numbers and mathematical equations literally run this universe… and the mathematic equations are not limited when it comes to astrology either. The stars happen to be there. To say the moon and other planets have no affect over human behaviour is like saying humans don’t need water. The moon literally determines the movement of the ocean. We ourselves are 90% water. So just as the moon affects us, the sun affects us, so do the other planets and positions they hold. And the funniest part is no one commenting on this post would take the time to open a book to read about the mathematics and science involved in astronomy and astrology. Sad.

    • @vibhuprasher6135
      @vibhuprasher6135 Рік тому +7

      @@LNCLCNLL ok but how does the specific day I was born in determines my personality lol, if the sun and moon affects me it should affect every one and what's it even got to do with personalities in general. So if by astrology a person gets to know that he has very bad stars or some shit that person would feel bad for something he doesn't even have any control over

  • @jeffc5974
    @jeffc5974 5 років тому +283

    You kind of glossed over the part where the constellations were also made up, rendering it even more meaningless.

    • @MonteYRM
      @MonteYRM 4 роки тому +11

      pretty much everything you know besides math and what comes from the earth is made up as well

    • @jeffc5974
      @jeffc5974 4 роки тому +66

      @@MonteYRM No, not remotely.

    • @Bevsworld04
      @Bevsworld04 4 роки тому +40

      No, not at all. We just gave reasons and names behind our observations. Constellations are just stars in the sky that just so happen to look like a very simplistic version of things (idk how a few lines can be a fish). There's no repeatable pattern with constilations, which then renders them simple coincidences.

    • @MonteYRM
      @MonteYRM 4 роки тому +12

      @@jeffc5974 id replace “the earth” with “the universe” and take out math and argue the same point. Math and all sciences are just “made up” ways of understanding the universe based on “trusted” methods of observation. The science you trust and the science ancient civilizations trusted are just as made up.

    • @Hillarymaryy
      @Hillarymaryy 4 роки тому

      @@MonteYRM exactly !

  • @XanKreigor
    @XanKreigor Рік тому +8

    Astrology is just as dumb as thinking that your blood group somehow decides a large chunk of your personality...

  • @Randomguy-td6ed
    @Randomguy-td6ed 4 роки тому +1381

    Me: I'm an astrophysicist
    Friend: Oh cool I'm a Gemi-
    Me: Will you shut up, man

  • @anonymousbosch9265
    @anonymousbosch9265 5 років тому +368

    She talks like a Sesame Street actor teaching us how to count

    • @AquaPeet
      @AquaPeet 5 років тому +3

      It is kind of endearing, isn't it... She deserves a golly big hug and cheek squeeze accompanied by a wink and a tongue click.

    • @anonymousbosch9265
      @anonymousbosch9265 5 років тому +1

      Aqua Peet you could teach master class in patronizing! I’m impressed

    • @bassage13
      @bassage13 5 років тому

      12345...678910......11 12.

    • @matthewwriter9539
      @matthewwriter9539 4 роки тому +10

      That is because she believes that her audience has the intelligence, attention spans, and understanding of the world, of a small child.

    • @Fete_Fatale
      @Fete_Fatale 4 роки тому

      I think you meant "... how to coun't"

  • @Noag87
    @Noag87 5 років тому +575

    I have to say... She got better proof then flat earthers. 😂

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 5 років тому +56

      Doesn't take a lot does it 😁

    • @MCMaterac
      @MCMaterac 5 років тому +19

      Yup. At least she knows a thing or two about astronomy, I guess.
      PS: *than (not then).

    • @ScottishPEACEguy
      @ScottishPEACEguy 5 років тому +9

      *than, yes sorry I'm that guy but, language is very important too me.

    • @hulawife
      @hulawife 5 років тому +32

      @@ScottishPEACEguy *Too*

    • @MtnDan-d4g
      @MtnDan-d4g 5 років тому +25

      @@ScottishPEACEguy Maybe before correcting someone you should proofread your own comment. Your commas are wrong too.

  • @ebecerra85
    @ebecerra85 3 роки тому +44

    I rather believe my fortune cookie 🥠, more accurate and tasty 😋

    • @thoriumsucks7142
      @thoriumsucks7142 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe you should just believe basic science and not believe that a stupid star location determines your entire life

  • @LazyCat010
    @LazyCat010 5 років тому +130

    "Hours after the new moon. Days after the new moon." Maybe even weeks after!

    • @jana31415
      @jana31415 4 роки тому +15

      28 days after new moon!

    • @ansh6370
      @ansh6370 4 роки тому +12

      69 years after new moon.

    • @parsa1372
      @parsa1372 4 роки тому +1

      @@ansh6370 nice

    • @TheScarab117
      @TheScarab117 4 роки тому +3

      She did say your window is until a full moon and then she said there's no perfect time so basically even she admits the full moon thing is useless.

    • @bingusiswatching6335
      @bingusiswatching6335 4 роки тому

      I recommend waiting exactly one month after a new moon, it guarantees safety!

  • @whedonobsessed
    @whedonobsessed 4 роки тому +1031

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Me: *Dollar*

  • @justinlawrence4014
    @justinlawrence4014 5 років тому +32

    I bet she uses the heliocentric model to predict her new moons and solar eclipse!

  • @vforversatile
    @vforversatile 3 роки тому +72

    Girl: *commits a mistake
    Also her: Oh sorry, don’t blame me. I’m a caprisun.
    🙄

    • @13_cmi
      @13_cmi 2 роки тому +7

      Left out a few letter there sorry she’s got cancer

    • @stanclark8824
      @stanclark8824 Рік тому

      🤣😂💀

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому

      "sorry I crashed the car into your bedroom it's just that I'm a saggytits and we do that sometimes!"

    • @5spec
      @5spec Рік тому +1

      **abuses and shoots a child** "Oh I'm such a cancer oops!"
      Yes you are

    • @NoireNyx4
      @NoireNyx4 8 місяців тому

      I literally read it as capsicum 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry I'm a capsicum 😂😂 I only date Cactus.

  • @christophercooper149
    @christophercooper149 5 років тому +95

    The reason it's so popular is because they make the biggest generalizations ever, and people are like, "oh wow that's totally me"

    • @dustigenes
      @dustigenes 5 років тому +3

      I love astrology, it is so interchangeable. Read what each signs states about that group of people and think how that applies to yourself. I find that my personality is around half of every one of them, I'm sure it applies to most people! It also works with the Chinese astrology.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 років тому +1

      @@dustigenes I say that too..however if you read personalized astrology..ome that attempts to not be AS generalizing..my Sagittarius actually fits me a lot more than any other sign. At 34, first taking interest on astrology at about 16 when a lady I liked shared her interests with me...it fit. And after that conquest and moving on through many others and military and my first marriage...every so often I'd go "hey, let me take a look at this". And it always fit me perfectly.
      I don't folllow7lr guide my life based on it..but Sagittarius definitely fits my personality a LOT more than any other sign does.
      That in itself is just some cool shit

    • @brayhill
      @brayhill 5 років тому +4

      I'll believe in astrology the first time a reading says, "Oh, well you're going to be a mass murderer."

    • @kamisa7362
      @kamisa7362 5 років тому +2

      That's because people want to believe it rather than be logical.

    • @Jordan-Ramses
      @Jordan-Ramses 5 років тому +3

      You have to admit. She really nails that breathless hippy girl voice. She could be a voice actor for That 70's Show.

  • @tqnohe
    @tqnohe 5 років тому +46

    “Hey, Tim, what’s your sign?”
    I have no idea.
    “Oh come on. Everyone knows their sign.”
    I don’t. I don’t care.
    “Ah. Stubborn. I bet you’re a Taurus ♉️. Just like me. ”
    Don’t know don’t care.
    “Ok. When were you born?”
    1953.
    “What day? You can tell a lot by that.”
    December 15.
    “ah ha. Sagittarius. The archer. Right in target. That would fit you.”
    I lied January 1.
    “Ooh a New Years baby. That’s especially good. And a Capricorn. Also stubborn like the Bull. So i was right about being stubborn. See?”
    Here’s my license. Early June.
    “Well I see your a Gemini. Makes you duplicitous. Two sides of a coin. I know how you can take both sides of an argument.”
    You’re a Taurus. That means you’re full of bull. Besides. Precession makes all this false.
    “Precession is accounted for.”
    Of course it is.

    • @DickHolman
      @DickHolman 5 років тому

      @tom smith I've heard convos like that at work & on the bus...

    • @thedoggedexplorer
      @thedoggedexplorer 5 років тому +1

      this is a weird but completely viable almost poem

    • @kelpengineer5303
      @kelpengineer5303 5 років тому +2

      Infinite Monkey, I laughed so hard that I almost spit out my coffee!?! But then I’m a capricorn, we’re like that...

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 4 роки тому

      Infinite Monkey lying about your date of birth proves nothing. It’s pathetic, and you have no mind.
      Here are some examples. Moron.
      Negan, Russel Crowe, Downey Jr, typical Aries, headstrong, direct, violent.
      Opposite is Libra, the peacemaker, Ghandi, Will Smith, Hugh Jackman, Jason Alexander. Can’t stand violence.
      Square this axis is Capricorn, the old achiever, Kevin Costner, Mel Gibson, Nicolas Cage, they often play the old mysterious savior in post-apocalyptic flicks.
      Opposite them is Cancer, the mother, nurturer, or child. Will Ferrel, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams.
      Then you got clever sarcastic Gemini, Ethan Suplee, Greg Kinnear, Jim Carrey(moon),
      Opposite Sagittarius, the old wise, Brad Pitt, Jeff Bridges, Bruce Lee.
      Taurus the mean grumpy ol...George Carlin, George Clooney, Chris Brown.
      Opposite Scorpio, « tall dark strangers », Ryan Gosling, Ben Shapiro, Josh Duhamel.

    • @biscuitoliva7159
      @biscuitoliva7159 3 роки тому

      lmao you were trolling an astrologer

  • @no4869
    @no4869 3 роки тому +370

    "cAnT hElP iT i'M a ScOrPiO"

    • @CaptainCrazyble
      @CaptainCrazyble 3 роки тому +100

      A girl didn't want to date me because according to this Nonsens-Science I'm a Scorpio. Feels bad man. But then again I don't want to date someone this stupid anyway, so it's a blessing in disguise.

    • @LL-ip5mm
      @LL-ip5mm 3 роки тому +15

      Can’t help it I’m a Scorpio with a libra Venus

    • @CutThroatBeast
      @CutThroatBeast 3 роки тому +31

      @@CaptainCrazyble I agree, I don't wanna date someone that only loves me for my star sign. People should date someone for who they are, not their sign.

    • @brandonnhunxho6772
      @brandonnhunxho6772 3 роки тому +3

      Astrology to me, is people who need a stop sign to stop, when 4 cars are coming down a road like this + .. to fucking stop and not crash.

    • @aesthetics2445
      @aesthetics2445 3 роки тому +8

      @@CaptainCrazyble Bro that aint even fair. I dont believe in astrology but apparently us Scorpios are the hottest zodiacs anyway.

  • @BKPrice
    @BKPrice 3 роки тому +55

    "New moon's are a fresh start." A fresh start to learn how to use apostrophes correctly.

    • @RKight
      @RKight 2 роки тому +3

      I was hoping it wasn't just me. This is an insanely common mistake that drives me crazy.

    • @TheNakedSilo
      @TheNakedSilo Рік тому +1

      >ahem<
      *apostrophe's
      😉

    • @BKPrice
      @BKPrice Рік тому +1

      @@TheNakedSilo Your'e right. How c'ould 'I have mis'sed that'?

    • @L4ngyAge
      @L4ngyAge Рік тому

      ​@@BKPrice 'w'ha't''re'yo''u't'r'yi"n'g't'o'sa'y'?

  • @marklondon2008
    @marklondon2008 5 років тому +384

    Someone: "what star sign are you?"
    Me: "Dinosaur"
    Someone: "That sounds made up!"
    Me: "They all are"

    • @woochitelj
      @woochitelj 5 років тому +18

      "They all are, Karen" :P

    • @Joshbfil0
      @Joshbfil0 5 років тому +1

      So is Science :))))))

    • @woochitelj
      @woochitelj 5 років тому +45

      @@Joshbfil0 Science isn't made up since nature isn't made up. Science is just reading of nature's laws and acting according to it.

    • @Joshbfil0
      @Joshbfil0 5 років тому

      daweedian84 oh daweedian you
      Didn’t get what I meant...

    • @Joshbfil0
      @Joshbfil0 5 років тому

      daweedian84 you just don’t understand :)

  • @realitycheck3363
    @realitycheck3363 4 роки тому +203

    Penny: "Okay, I'm a Sagitarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know".
    Sheldon: "Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations, and the time of your birth, somehow affects your personality".

    • @ama9801
      @ama9801 2 роки тому +7

      I'm late, but that show is one of my favourites and I can't get that scene out of my head! I loved it and I love Sheldon.

    • @personthehuman2029
      @personthehuman2029 2 роки тому +4

      lol I love that show!

    • @ama9801
      @ama9801 2 роки тому +2

      @@personthehuman2029 I know, right?! It's amazing!

    • @puppiesarepower3682
      @puppiesarepower3682 2 роки тому +2

      That's a pretty stretched out joke. Is tBBT really that petty?
      🤔

    • @kimlarso
      @kimlarso 2 роки тому +1

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @abelis644
    @abelis644 5 років тому +44

    I was in the womb with the lights off and couldn't find the switch.
    🌚🌒🌓🌔🌝🌖🌗🌘🌚

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace1221 3 роки тому +114

    >Says he's going to destroy Astrology in 10 minutes
    >Does it in two.

    • @79bewareofpuppies97
      @79bewareofpuppies97 3 роки тому +9

      He didn't destroy astrology at all because he wasn't smart enough to know about tropical astrology, which is not based on the constellations.

    • @StephieGsrEvolution
      @StephieGsrEvolution 3 роки тому +9

      No he doesn't. This video is weak.

    • @kaantax8666
      @kaantax8666 3 роки тому +18

      @@StephieGsrEvolution lmao you guys really believe that the locations of celestial objects affect you ?

    • @StephieGsrEvolution
      @StephieGsrEvolution 3 роки тому +3

      @@kaantax8666 yes, you don't even understand how the moon alone powerfully effects the water on this Earth and inside you?

    • @kaantax8666
      @kaantax8666 3 роки тому +3

      @@StephieGsrEvolution ah yes,because the fricking planet's entire ocean is the same as a small human.
      that's not even the same scale lmao
      the moon affects earth by gravity (tidal waves),it affect ONLY the planet,not things living on it.

  • @liveactionlink8736
    @liveactionlink8736 5 років тому +43

    I'm launching a new business selling slightly used moons

    • @theturtlemoves3014
      @theturtlemoves3014 5 років тому +3

      It's not a good idea to flash your full moons in public

    • @chris-lf7on
      @chris-lf7on 5 років тому

      Maybe we could barter.. im selling slightly used sons.

    • @liveactionlink8736
      @liveactionlink8736 5 років тому

      @@chris-lf7on I'm interested

    • @Eagles_Eye
      @Eagles_Eye 5 років тому

      In dr who the moon is an egg, I would totally buy myself a moon.

    • @dcampbell6988
      @dcampbell6988 5 років тому

      "That's no moon!"

  • @musclehank6067
    @musclehank6067 5 років тому +1314

    Being homophobic and transphobic is super cringe; like if you agree!

    • @markbyrd7710
      @markbyrd7710 5 років тому +37

      That's kinda brilliant.

    • @predur4136
      @predur4136 5 років тому +11

      being superstitious is bad, so I'm not
      Totò

    • @riosricardo7400
      @riosricardo7400 5 років тому +7

      Am Sagittarius too I believe partially in astrology.. However I do believe in God and I definitely believe in Karma.....😇......✌️

    • @markbyrd7710
      @markbyrd7710 5 років тому +4

      @@predur4136 are you missing a word or two here? I feel like the punchline is falling flat.

    • @markbyrd7710
      @markbyrd7710 5 років тому +25

      @@riosricardo7400 I feel like if you believe in that many things you stop believing in anything.

  • @moag2000
    @moag2000 5 років тому +26

    Being sceptical is soooo typical for your zodiac sign.
    Sorry, I had to...

  • @femboysaucedealer2556
    @femboysaucedealer2556 3 роки тому +21

    Wait... astrology isn't the study of asteroids? I chose the wrong major

  • @AhmedAlMahdiOfficial
    @AhmedAlMahdiOfficial 5 років тому +135

    Tinfoil Tuesday is my second favorite show on UA-cam after Flat-Earth Friday :D

    • @StormTrouper3
      @StormTrouper3 5 років тому +5

      I want the guys to make thickhead Thursday.

    • @teammillcourtclimbing9675
      @teammillcourtclimbing9675 5 років тому +2

      I agree whole heartedly

    • @chloewright1
      @chloewright1 5 років тому +1

      Me too!

    • @Jordan-Ramses
      @Jordan-Ramses 5 років тому

      Playing it very safe. How about debunking something that everybody doesn't already agree is fake? How about psychology or chiropractors? Body language analysis?
      What he's going to 'debunk' next? Santa Claus? Spam Email? WWE wrestling?

    • @maccyboi8551
      @maccyboi8551 5 років тому

      @@Jordan-Ramses psychology isn't fake tho...

  • @DoctorPhobos
    @DoctorPhobos 5 років тому +78

    I'm a Cancer. Just ask my ex-wife.

    • @MrBizteck
      @MrBizteck 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @VK3NFI
      @VK3NFI 5 років тому +2

      Gold...

    • @xXdoodgraverXx
      @xXdoodgraverXx 5 років тому +2

      my ex-GF is cancer, and i can confirm ;)

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 4 роки тому +1

      Doctor Phobos whiney pathetic little creatures cancers.

    • @DoctorPhobos
      @DoctorPhobos 4 роки тому +5

      @@ferise1 Judging how you're running about commenting on every thread, you must be a cancer, and a squamous one at that.

  • @happydeamon
    @happydeamon 5 років тому +24

    I went to an alternative event thing with some of my friends. An astrology healer said that the stars told him that i dont believe in his bullshit! Not his exact words, but close enough. It was a roller coaster of a day. I may or may not have gotten kicked out for loosing my shit and yelling at a healer that claimed he could cure cancer with crystals. I might have suggested testing the crystals healing power by stabbing him with a few of them. One of my friend went back the next day and the astrologist told him that the stars showed that I had a temper that would get me in trouble! But he never warned ME!

    • @mdo
      @mdo 5 років тому +9

      _I might have suggested testing the crystals healing power by stabbing him with a few of them_
      This made me laugh more than it should have. Then again my astrology sign is Asshole.

    • @rays5163
      @rays5163 5 років тому +1

      I read an article a long time ago that they were experimenting with using nano diamonds as a delivery system for medicines because of the way they can get them to bind or stick or whatever you call it to the cells they are targeting and not healthy cells. Anyway I always remembered that news article because it reminded me of the episode of South Park where magic Johnson treats his AIDS with ground up money.

    • @BG-wz1iu
      @BG-wz1iu 5 років тому +2

      Why are so damn angry.... Chill dude

    • @happydeamon
      @happydeamon 5 років тому +3

      @@BG-wz1iu because they tell people with cancer that a rock works better than chemo. and if you wait starting your treatment you increase the chance it wont work. so those fucking quacks kill people and they all deserve to be skinned alive with every stone they evver peddled stuck up their ass!

  • @HermanLoud
    @HermanLoud Рік тому +3

    According to astrology I am a person who eats food to survive and drink liquids, I got the chills on how accurate it was.

  • @Wistful77
    @Wistful77 5 років тому +94

    Me: "What's your sign?"
    Them: "Leo"
    Me: Reads Aries horoscope to them
    Them:" That's me exactly!"
    😅

    • @Giggiyygoo
      @Giggiyygoo 5 років тому +21

      Yep, they're all so ambiguous. "You're extroverted, but sometimes like to be by yourself."

    • @39_rezwansahan72
      @39_rezwansahan72 5 років тому +2

      @@Giggiyygoo yea basically say opposite things in the same sentence idiots can choose for themselves which one fits.

    • @user-ti1bn6sz2g
      @user-ti1bn6sz2g 5 років тому +4

      Ever heard of a birth chart? No? Well you’re too un educated to even have an opinion

    • @snaz27
      @snaz27 5 років тому +13

      @@user-ti1bn6sz2g - "Uneducated" is one word, just so you know... Kind of a bad word to get wrong, sort of ironic?
      "Birth charts" are not going to change the information presented in this video and nor do they prevent anyone from having an opinion on astrology.
      It's an absolute pile of nonsense but if it makes you feel special to believe in that bullshit (birth charts, astrology), go right ahead.

    • @user-ti1bn6sz2g
      @user-ti1bn6sz2g 5 років тому

      snaz27 and shut the fuck up UA-cam automatically breaked the word down because it didn’t fit on one line and you think you are smart enough to have an opinion when you can’t even work that out? Kinda “ironic”
      And before being a big hero and calling it bullshit explain it’s accuracy?

  • @dirufanboy1971
    @dirufanboy1971 5 років тому +263

    SciManDan: "Using this piece of software which allows me to go back in time....."
    Me: "Wait - WHAT?!"

    • @veronkrahss482
      @veronkrahss482 5 років тому +20

      *Gasp* he's a time travel just like that Noah monster

    • @billmcdonald4335
      @billmcdonald4335 5 років тому +10

      His 'puter's got a flux capacitor, dontcha know.

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 5 років тому +20

      His computer uses specialized enzymes that react with nano-particles to cause a Bunch of timey-wimey stuff, which then results in an inverse tetrion pulse to the flux capacitor, accelerating a miniature hamster wheel to 88 miles per hour, which then causes it to be super imposed into both the past and the present on a quantum level, and that’s how he can go back in time................................................................. this also proves that the earth is actually a dodecahedron!

    • @MrJoeyWheeler
      @MrJoeyWheeler 4 роки тому

      @Ih0000 ah, I see you must also be a follower of Ascribing Agency to the Polyhedron!

    • @trip6018
      @trip6018 4 роки тому

      Sci-man Dan: well you see, I am a bit of a conspiracy theorist myself

  • @sock1910
    @sock1910 4 роки тому +94

    "new moons are the best time to start something" *shows waxing crescent*

    • @piviola9557
      @piviola9557 3 роки тому +5

      Well, since the moon does take approximately 2.5 days to transit 30° of arc ... you very well could see waxing cresent 🌙 while still in the sign where it exactly aligned with the solar plaelcement.

    • @ElanaVital83
      @ElanaVital83 3 роки тому +2

      Occultists believe 3 days before and after the moon event carries the same frequency as on the day

    • @ignominius3111
      @ignominius3111 3 роки тому +3

      “New” moons are the best time to.... to.... to...... start something “new”. Eureka!!! How insightful.

    • @asdfoifhvjbkaos
      @asdfoifhvjbkaos 2 роки тому

      @@piviola9557 so like a shitty timezone then

    • @piviola9557
      @piviola9557 2 роки тому

      @@asdfoifhvjbkaos your perspective and perception may be described by your chosen adjective. ... the moon 🌙 does relate to the mind.

  • @ಠ_ಠ-ಭ2ಷ
    @ಠ_ಠ-ಭ2ಷ 3 роки тому +9

    I can't believe there are people who are really into this.

  • @sptony2718
    @sptony2718 5 років тому +69

    Seriously had this when I talked to someone who gave it more credibility:
    Me: "I'm a Leo."
    Esoteric: "Ah yes, I knew it, you have this aura of dominance."
    Me: "Actually, I'm not a Leo, I'm an Aquarius"
    Esoteric: "Yeah, that's more fitting, Aquariuses are known to challenge world views."

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 4 роки тому +4

      The worst is that Aquarius is also the closest to Leo in term of nature.

    • @alvarocosta2644
      @alvarocosta2644 2 роки тому +1

      @@NIHIL_EGO they are direct opposites

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 2 роки тому +1

      @@alvarocosta2644 While they're opposed on the chart, they're the closest in nature to each others, having the same quality and elements of the same polarity.

    • @asrieldreemurrthe1st
      @asrieldreemurrthe1st 2 роки тому

      Maybe you’re a “mysterious”.

  • @JeremyTaylor
    @JeremyTaylor 4 роки тому +88

    I'm really curious how she would define "energy", I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with reality.

    • @janeburns589
      @janeburns589 3 роки тому +5

      Probably the same way other spiritualists do, like the Jedi and the Force.

    • @monokumawithagun6263
      @monokumawithagun6263 3 роки тому +4

      @@knowledgeispower9724 😐

    • @janeburns589
      @janeburns589 3 роки тому +6

      @@knowledgeispower9724 charming

    • @isagiyoichi5207
      @isagiyoichi5207 3 роки тому +1

      @@knowledgeispower9724 "High IQ Skeptic"

    • @mayflooer5454
      @mayflooer5454 3 роки тому +1

      say it with me
      energy is the capacity to do work

  • @-Offstar
    @-Offstar 3 роки тому +82

    It's hilarious that her perfect time to launch goes: On the New Moon -> Not on the New Moon slightly after it -> Any time between the New Moon and Full Moon -> anytime cause there is never the perfect time.

    • @bachirmessaouri4772
      @bachirmessaouri4772 3 роки тому +8

      Well, that's exactly the point.
      You believe the best case scenario and when it fails you, you acknowledge that the worst case scenario was a possibility too.
      Therefore, it's always a win and the confirmation bias prevails.

    • @GuaxinimCandy
      @GuaxinimCandy 2 роки тому

      basically what astrology is based off: nothing concrete, always disclaim the possibility of it going poorly and don’t actually make any precise prediction. if it doesn’t work, you were warned. if it does work, it feeds into confirmation bias and keeps people believing that astrology is real. tinfoil hat 🥴

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 2 роки тому

      @@bachirmessaouri4772 I can’t tell if you are trying to defend this insane woman or not
      And that isn’t a good thing for her

  • @wfly81
    @wfly81 3 роки тому +6

    If you look at this from a completely psychological standpoint, and remove all the mysticism, this actually makes sense. Making great life changes requires setting a future date so that you have time to mentally prepare and psych yourself up. So telling yourself "I'm going to start exercising on the new moon", is a way to set a future date. And if you actually wait a couple of days later (when you start to see a sliver), it can help you visualize the progress of time as you pursue your project. And although there's no direct correlation, it can make you feel more connected to the moon, because you'll spend more time outside at night looking at the moon, and meditating on your goal and your progress towards that goal with a cosmic visual representation of that progress. This can actually be useful for lifestyle change if you take the mysticism and metaphysical aspects out.

    • @kadenelijah9329
      @kadenelijah9329 3 роки тому

      Yeah but it’s stupid for society. When someone chooses not to go into a relationship or business contract with someone because of some bull shit star sign it’s harmful

    • @wfly81
      @wfly81 3 роки тому +1

      @@kadenelijah9329 But she's not talking about that, and neither am I.

    • @kimlarso
      @kimlarso 2 роки тому

      Ancestors navigated the seas at night by star alignments & the moon cycles in growing seasons (Farmers Almanac)= so yes, can be very useful

    • @zucchini_flowers
      @zucchini_flowers Рік тому

      This is such a positive and not-pseudoscientific take on this, which I absolutely love. Lovely comment

  • @PedroBlazeArt
    @PedroBlazeArt 5 років тому +71

    The best time to launch a product is on the new moon ....or sometime after....as long as it is within 29.5 days of it.

    • @666wurm
      @666wurm 4 роки тому +5

      Pedro Ramirez The best time to launch a product is when the customer wants it :)

    • @parsa1372
      @parsa1372 4 роки тому

      27.5 * ...or have i been wooooshed?

    • @I.am.Sarah.
      @I.am.Sarah. 4 роки тому

      @@parsa1372 There are really two answers, either 27.3 days or 29.5 days.
      Explanation:
      If you draw the elliptical orbit of the moon, and you measure the time it takes to go around the ellipse as it slides through space, you get the siderial orbital period. That is 27.3 days.
      But that "sliding through space" is actually following Earth's orbit, which itself curves around the Sun. So when the Moon gets around its elliptical orbit in the siderial cycle, the Sun's light is coming at it from a different angle and we do not see a full cycle of the Moon's phases. To compensate for this effect we must wait a little longer, 29.5 days total, for the Moon to complete a cycle with respect to the Sun-Earth pair. This 29.5 days is the synodic period and it represents the "monthly" cycle we see from one new moon to the next.
      Google is my friend ;)

    • @piviola9557
      @piviola9557 3 роки тому

      I'm gonna say that somewhere between the new and full moon gives ~14 days

  • @shpadoinker
    @shpadoinker 5 років тому +45

    Astrologers study charts but apparently not punctuation. There should not be an apostrophe in "New Moon's...".

    • @brumanlcy
      @brumanlcy 5 років тому +8

      Yep. It's making me squirm too.

    • @Kyrelel
      @Kyrelel 5 років тому

      It's actually correct ;p

    • @uphollandlatic
      @uphollandlatic 5 років тому +2

      There is no need for an apostrophe in a plural.

    • @robotjin
      @robotjin 5 років тому +2

      @@uphollandlatic Correct adding an apostrophe makes articles in the sentence after the word "moon's" possessive, ergo belonging to the moon

    • @uphollandlatic
      @uphollandlatic 5 років тому

      Boaty McBoatface do you walk round with a bottle of correcting fluid and a marker pen removing or adding apostrophes as appropriate?

  • @QuietmindYoga
    @QuietmindYoga 3 роки тому +31

    Vedic astrology has always factored in the precession and is often about specific details rather than generalizations. Have you looked into that much?

    • @StephieGsrEvolution
      @StephieGsrEvolution 3 роки тому +21

      Of course he didn't! This video was weaker than I thought it would be.

    • @ruben_2302
      @ruben_2302 2 роки тому +1

      doesnt change the fact astrology is bs

    • @daniels7154
      @daniels7154 2 роки тому +8

      Celestial phenomena don’t influence people’s personality. Stop falling for bullshit.

    • @daniels7154
      @daniels7154 2 роки тому

      @@StephieGsrEvolution
      He didn’t because it’s just as stupid. Show me a credible scientific paper that supports your fantasy.

    • @justshy158
      @justshy158 2 роки тому

      @@StephieGsrEvolution astrology is absolute fucking bullshit. Please. Stop talking.

  • @elparte685
    @elparte685 2 роки тому +5

    You are a genius, real genius. Astrology was built over 7000 years ago and you destroy it according to your opinion in less than 10 minutes. What a genius!

  • @steveswangler6373
    @steveswangler6373 5 років тому +60

    why trust someone who can't even use punctuation correctly? "new moon's are a fresh start" new moon's what? what belongs to the new moon that is a fresh start. or perhaps the airhead meant new MOONS are a fresh start.

    • @Sbhh1999
      @Sbhh1999 4 роки тому +2

      He’s got chip on his shoulder. Probsbly has mars conjunct Saturn in cancer. Gives a man a very small penis. And of course ladies who are mostly into astrology ( especially hot ones) probably have picked on that.

    • @inanemme5603
      @inanemme5603 4 роки тому +2

      New Moon is/are a fresh start of course. Be more inclusive to the moon spirits dude

    • @no-body-nobody
      @no-body-nobody 4 роки тому +1

      uwu my sign is asparagus I can't help being so quirky

  • @Steve-us1ue
    @Steve-us1ue 5 років тому +120

    I’m not a Pisces?? MY IDENTITY!! NNNOOOooooo!!!!!

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 5 років тому +2

      Right?! My birthday is the last day of Aquarius...BUT APPARENTLY NOT! ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @adamxt3hxpwner
      @adamxt3hxpwner 5 років тому +5

      Just be a transologist.

    • @Steve-us1ue
      @Steve-us1ue 5 років тому

      How do you think i feel? My birthday is today! No bullshit. 03 05 1975! My mother sends me a comprehensive horoscope at the beginning of every year lol. After I said all those nice things about @SciManDan last week now he’s making me lie to my mother LOL. Oh well, I won a donut this morning....

    • @MCMaterac
      @MCMaterac 5 років тому +2

      There there. You can always listen to "Pisces" by Jinjer, no matter what Your sign is.

    • @slavot9614
      @slavot9614 5 років тому +2

      Don't panic guys.... You are still your Sun sighn.... It's just scimandan showing his ignorance... He studied this subject - astrology in bulvar magazine and now he knows everything about it... Astrology follows Sun's position on ecliptic not real position like he is saying ,..in other words... Aries - first spring day will be always 21 of March even if the real position of Sun is in the pisces.. If Dan read at least one book he would knew this...what a scientific approach to make a statement without looking into it... He became flatearther... They are doing their research on UA-cam he is doing his research in bulvar magazine.. Bravo

  • @NightFox019
    @NightFox019 5 років тому +13

    Watching this at work in the US. Thanks for helping me get through the graveyard shift!

    • @escutus
      @escutus 5 років тому +1

      I am always looking up to it when at work.

  • @spookyhours607
    @spookyhours607 3 роки тому +59

    Person: “oh so you’re an introvert person? You must be a Scorpio”
    isn’t everyone an introvert at some point

    • @mariaofilova9274
      @mariaofilova9274 3 роки тому +2

      Nope?😃
      You obviously haven’t seen outgoing,sociable,extroverted people , however, that doesn’t mean there aren’t any.

    • @getpoggeredon9877
      @getpoggeredon9877 3 роки тому +2

      @@mariaofilova9274 she means most people

    • @mariaofilova9274
      @mariaofilova9274 3 роки тому +1

      @@getpoggeredon9877 Introverts made up to 50.7% and extroverts 49.8%.It’s not a big difference.Half of the people are extroverts and the other half introverts,that’s why I said that she has for sure seen this type of personality.

    • @RM22201
      @RM22201 3 роки тому +7

      @@mariaofilova9274 what she’s saying is that not everyone is introverted or extroverted 100% of the time

    • @Esto_Quod_Es_iii
      @Esto_Quod_Es_iii 3 роки тому +1

      I have always been extroverted

  • @GertrudePerkins
    @GertrudePerkins 5 років тому +83

    Destroying Astrology in less than 10 seconds...
    *It's utter bollocks!* 😃

    • @Wordavee1
      @Wordavee1 5 років тому +6

      You got there before me!

    • @forbiddencrisis4149
      @forbiddencrisis4149 5 років тому +6

      It's utter bollocks is more like 2 seconds lol

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 5 років тому +3

      My thought exactly 😁

    • @GertrudePerkins
      @GertrudePerkins 5 років тому +5

      @@forbiddencrisis4149
      I took into account the time it took me to type the sentence on my smartphone! 😃

    • @serpenthydra
      @serpenthydra 5 років тому

      If it is 'bollocks', then why does so much resonate?

  • @blacktalon1597
    @blacktalon1597 5 років тому +55

    I once told my girlfriend that my sign needed to be in Uranus and she slapped me.

    • @amojak
      @amojak 5 років тому +7

      you need a new girlfriend :D

    • @gabistef2799
      @gabistef2799 5 років тому +2

      You need Uranus

    • @Toypoodledayz
      @Toypoodledayz 5 років тому +4

      This post and it's responses is hilarious haha

    • @JamesMC04
      @JamesMC04 5 років тому

      At least you had a girlfriend LOL

    • @chloewright1
      @chloewright1 5 років тому +1

      I recommend slapping whilst in uranus. It's so much fun and my boyfriend loves it!

  • @dirufanboy1971
    @dirufanboy1971 5 років тому +84

    An ad for Astrology on a video debunking Astrology.....
    Ah UA-cam - don't ever change.

    • @jasoneaton4520
      @jasoneaton4520 4 роки тому

      Rabid Fanboy happens to be real, can’t accept it? Tough luck moron!

    • @AphoticGoblin
      @AphoticGoblin 4 роки тому +4

      Jason Eaton
      Dude, all you do is insult people with no proof or argument. Where is your proof that it’s true?

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 4 роки тому

      Rotmg Troller Fan l gave you plenty of proof. Lol

    • @AphoticGoblin
      @AphoticGoblin 4 роки тому +4

      @@ferise1 did you get the wrong person, cause i wasnt even talking to you and you didnt give me any

    • @gamerpedia1535
      @gamerpedia1535 3 роки тому

      @@ferise1 prove it to me big guy

  • @attila0323
    @attila0323 Рік тому +4

    I like the idea of "new moon fresh start" but not because of astrology, people tend to procrastinate a lot and this is a good way to get things done by making deadlines for yourself.

  • @andyc443
    @andyc443 5 років тому +20

    My tarot cards told me I was going to receive some informative news today, they were right 😂👌👍

  • @zeeksthegoblin7564
    @zeeksthegoblin7564 5 років тому +35

    Astrology and kin are nothing more than cold reading. It doesn't matter what you tell the person as long as they believe in you. Another fantastic video SciManDan!

  • @idahogie
    @idahogie 5 років тому +96

    "New Moon's are a fresh start"
    Who takes business advice from a dingleberry who can't master the apostrophe?

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 5 років тому +8

      Greengrocers, mostly.

    • @annakonda6289
      @annakonda6289 5 років тому +8

      Thank you, I thought, it was only me being bothered by that. Surprised, that Dan didn't pick up on this.

    • @mrmegahousefly
      @mrmegahousefly 5 років тому +3

      I have seen booksellers who sell "BOOK'S".

    • @wolfieinu
      @wolfieinu 5 років тому +3

      @@mrmegahousefly They just sell 'em, they don't read 'em! XD

    • @patrickbrumm420
      @patrickbrumm420 5 років тому +2

      Next up, The Oxford, Comma

  • @omarob1059
    @omarob1059 3 роки тому +4

    This is why why illiteracy will never be erased from our society

  • @willf1175
    @willf1175 5 років тому +13

    I successfully predicted that you would debunk Astrology this week as Mars is ascending in Uranus. Great video mate

    • @bee-yq3wb
      @bee-yq3wb 5 років тому

      Will F mind if I descend into Uranus?

  • @jerry3790
    @jerry3790 5 років тому +30

    It’s a pet peeve of mine when people mix up astronomy and astrology.

    • @jaredfloyd9619
      @jaredfloyd9619 5 років тому +10

      I took an astronomy class back on high school. The teacher opened up with a message on the board that said, and I quote "Astronomy=science. Astrology=Bull poo_poo"

    • @Jonathan8146
      @Jonathan8146 5 років тому +1

      Astrology was original astronomy, studying stars. A number of astronomers are upset that they can't call themselves astrologers after their forefathers

    • @mrhed0nist
      @mrhed0nist 5 років тому +1

      Its the same thing just spelt wrong!

    • @thedoggedexplorer
      @thedoggedexplorer 5 років тому

      omg I know. I just feel like it
      SHOULD NOT HAPPEN.
      Like I should make no concessions.

    • @mrhed0nist
      @mrhed0nist 5 років тому +1

      exactly @@Jonathan8146

  • @DanielSmedegaardBuus
    @DanielSmedegaardBuus 5 років тому +56

    "New moon is are a fresh start..." Yeah, thanks, I'll pass...

    • @davidschmidt2081
      @davidschmidt2081 4 роки тому

      Or "are a fresh start" belongs to the new moon.

    • @jasoneaton4520
      @jasoneaton4520 4 роки тому

      Daniel Smedegaard Buus imbéciles will never grasp something like this.

    • @AphoticGoblin
      @AphoticGoblin 4 роки тому

      Jason Eaton Imbéciles? Why do you just like to insult people? To hide the fact that you have no argument of your own?

  • @OLordPapyrus
    @OLordPapyrus Рік тому +2

    Another thing though, astronomy wise, ALL solar eclipses will take place during a new moon, it’s fact, no solar eclipse can occur during any other type, so it’s nothing special.

  • @MRsolarpowergamingloveyou
    @MRsolarpowergamingloveyou 5 років тому +26

    As someone who loves Space, I hate it when someone tries to justify their personality traits by using their date of birth. Can't wait to watch your video!

    • @vanyel_etc8695
      @vanyel_etc8695 5 років тому +3

      Unfortunately it's not quite that simple. These ideologies have been engrained into our culture. Who knows the extent of personal personality changes that have occurred due to it

  • @mikejackson19828
    @mikejackson19828 5 років тому +32

    New Moon's? She can't even get her grammar right!

    • @I_am_not_a_dog
      @I_am_not_a_dog 5 років тому +5

      Mike Jackson a shocking number of folks use apostrophes like this.

    • @chrisdavidson911
      @chrisdavidson911 5 років тому +4

      @J G don't you mean to "add" emphasis?

    • @MrThemaskedavenger
      @MrThemaskedavenger 5 років тому +1

      Or punctuation, even.

    • @DrQuadrivium
      @DrQuadrivium 5 років тому

      @J G...
      That's very true. "It's terrible".

  • @Foebane72
    @Foebane72 5 років тому +10

    I get absolutely infuriated when people I talk to mix up Astrology with Astronomy.

    • @markbyrd7710
      @markbyrd7710 5 років тому +1

      To be fair, most sciences and studies end with -ology so it can be easy to confuse the names. But if they confuse and mix the content then yeah that's quite annoying.

    • @hellofromdavid
      @hellofromdavid 5 років тому

      Astrology is more important than astronomy

    • @markbyrd7710
      @markbyrd7710 5 років тому +4

      @@hellofromdavid see! This guy got them backwards. They're easy to mix up.

    • @kallewirsch2263
      @kallewirsch2263 5 років тому

      Actually, David is right.
      Astrology is more important then Astronomy .... for making money.
      Lets face it. You won't get rich with Astronomy. But you might get rich with Astrology.
      Astrology is pretty much the same as Religion: You just need to believe. Anyone can do it.

    • @Foebane72
      @Foebane72 5 років тому

      @@kallewirsch2263 Yes, and so cue the old saying: "There is a sucker born every minute."

  • @woolypuffin392
    @woolypuffin392 3 роки тому +31

    Ugh my bff LOVES astrology. She constantly points out her star sign personalities, moon star signs and what not and how it all fits 🙄🙄🙄 I love her but its so annoying.

    • @rickkwitkoski1976
      @rickkwitkoski1976 3 роки тому +1

      DUMP her! Really! It will be nothing but trouble for you later on. BELIEVE ME! I know!

    • @quandavioushibbletonthe3rd612
      @quandavioushibbletonthe3rd612 3 роки тому +2

      It is time to dump her

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 3 роки тому +1

      @@rickkwitkoski1976 mate, you cant dump a bff

    • @shamalek
      @shamalek 3 роки тому

      @@rebeccacummings6697 eh. it is... if they were not true bff.

    • @shamalek
      @shamalek 3 роки тому

      @Funny Username the problem is that she believes in something that could make her change her personality (ya that is stupid).

  • @pedalman130
    @pedalman130 5 років тому +21

    It's not good to start something new on the day of the new moon, when we can't see the new moon.
    So why does she say Pluto matters when we can never see it ? Same with Uranus and Neptune.

    • @kallewirsch2263
      @kallewirsch2263 5 років тому +5

      Oh, I really would love to see the studies done by Astrologers to figure out what Pluto does. SInce Pluto was dsicovered in the beginning of the 20th century, there should be plenty of material, statistics and papers available to back up the claims about Pluto.
      But funny. Nobody sems to know about any.
      ALso: Why Pluto? What about Ceres, Pallas, Vesta, Juno, .... you name them.

    • @williamcrane8236
      @williamcrane8236 5 років тому +2

      And, Pluto is not even a planet anyway.

    • @steveparkes
      @steveparkes 5 років тому +5

      I tried to do readings only when Uranus was in full view and got a restraining order from Mystic Meg.

    • @markbyrd7710
      @markbyrd7710 5 років тому +2

      Because of the energy of the light and the new birth of the new but not completely new moon... Obviously.

    • @marcocappelli2236
      @marcocappelli2236 5 років тому +1

      @Ana J
      And not counting the jibillion that Jupiter has...
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moons_of_Jupiter#List

  • @ZEBULON181
    @ZEBULON181 5 років тому +14

    Astrology is the crazy mother of a genius child, astronomy.

  • @georgeoconnor3274
    @georgeoconnor3274 3 роки тому +36

    I hated astrology, but then I found out because I was born in november, meant I was a scorpio, and everything that described scorpio decribed my personality perfectly. I was amazed about how on point all of it seemed to the point I started beliving girls when they would talk to me about astrology as it it was religion. One day however I found out, I wasn't actually scorpio. I was actually sagitarious, based on how far in the month I was born, so everything I knew was bullshit. Everything I had "learnt" about my personality was confirmation bias, based on what I had heard. Don't buy into this bullshit. It really does prey on vulnerable souls like any religion does!

    • @CIA-CLONE-b41
      @CIA-CLONE-b41 3 роки тому +8

      That’s actually hilarious. After reading this I was wondering if I agreed with my sign. I looked at all 12 signs and I had personality traits of almost all of them.

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 3 роки тому +4

      there is soooo much more to it than your birtthdau month sun sign. there are also the planets that jave their own influences and times within signs. there is also the ascendent / rising sign which has a bearing.
      its no unusual to have diifferent traits to onber's sun sign, especially early on in life.

    • @cosmicrainbow7267
      @cosmicrainbow7267 Рік тому

      A lot of Sagittarius’ have Scorpio placements :)

  • @vrner.61
    @vrner.61 3 роки тому +20

    If you really want to figure out your personality, you should try mbti or enneagram. Like any personality test it is never 100% true, but at least it is based on your answers about yourself and not on the month you're born in.

    • @floweryunicorn8888
      @floweryunicorn8888 Рік тому

      It has plenty of limits because people are contradictory by nature. We don't have black and white treats.

  • @murraystewartj
    @murraystewartj 5 років тому +8

    This reminded me of an incident about 25 years ago. I was living in Vancouver, BC at the time, and there was something interesting going on in the night sky - alignment of planets or a meteor shower, I can't remember. Tuned into the local evening news broadcast and they were doing the opening bit with teasers to coming segments. They cut away to a young, bright-eyed young woman on remote location at the McMillan Planetarium in town. She excitedly informs us that there's fun in sky tonight, and later she'll be getting one of the astrologers at the planetarium to explain it all for us. I laughed, then I cried.
    I personally believe that proponents of astrology were born in the constellation Idioticus with the sun shining from the planet Theiranus.

    • @nothing2see315
      @nothing2see315 5 років тому

      murraystewartj Are you sure they didn't say astronomers? Cause they're different

    • @murraystewartj
      @murraystewartj 5 років тому

      @@nothing2see315 Yes I'm sure, and that was the point. Astronomers work at the planetarium while astrologers do fakery. I wouldn't have posted it if the woman had said "astronomers" because that wouldn't be in the least bit funny. The second saddest thing is that she mixed the two terms up with absolute confidence. The saddest thing is that I have to hold your hand while I walk you through why the reporter's comment struck me as funny and a bit sad. If this still doesn't make sense then go ask your parents.

  • @DoctorZisIN
    @DoctorZisIN 5 років тому +36

    I have proof that astrology works: I once made up some astrology BS to impress a girl, and she bought it!

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 4 роки тому

      AutoTuna what did you say?

    • @DoctorZisIN
      @DoctorZisIN 4 роки тому

      @@ferise1 I said I respect women and In no way I objectify them or think they're dumb.

    • @gardeningkittycat6025
      @gardeningkittycat6025 3 роки тому

      @@DoctorZisIN I'm impressed

  • @zombiephobe2230
    @zombiephobe2230 5 років тому +29

    I shall predict your future. Sooner or later something good or bad will happen.

    • @alanmackinnon3516
      @alanmackinnon3516 5 років тому +1

      I predict that everyone on this earth will die, hopefully after a very long a happy life.

  • @MEIAMDYLAN
    @MEIAMDYLAN 3 роки тому +9

    In order to debunk astrology you must first do so by taking into account that 1. Western astrology follows the rotation of the sun as well as the solstices and equinoxes which is not how traditional astrology was practiced which is why western astrology is often inaccurate in comparison due to following the patterns of the seasons though these patterns never change.
    2. In sidereal astrology (eastern) it has to do with the patterns of the solar system and the correct placements. It’s easy to debunk western astrology but eastern may prove more difficult.
    3. I am a Christian and I do not take everything said in astrology too serious but if you’re going to destroy astrology you may want to attempt it to it’s fullest.

    • @Meetmeintheastralplanes
      @Meetmeintheastralplanes 2 роки тому

      To debunk astrology you have to debunk full horoscope charts not resonating, not how you think we aren’t aware of constant changes in the systems because we are

  • @PeterSmithwoodsmith
    @PeterSmithwoodsmith 5 років тому +13

    Hi Dan
    When I was in my teens I was interested in Astronomy and Astrology but didn't really know much about either of them. I eventually got into Astronomy more and started to make my own telescope I very quickly started to see the holes and problems with Astrology.
    The one question that I have always had for Astrologers is "Do you actually study the night sky?" Very early on in my learning, It took me 5 minutes to see there are 13 Constellations that the sun travels through. Ophiuchus being the 13th Constellation that the sun travels through. Furthermore, the sun spends only 6 days in Scorpius and 17 days in Ophiuchus, a whopping 44 days in Virgo. I was born on the first of September so according to Astrology I should be a Virgo but on my birthday on the 1st of September 40 years ago the sun was in Leo. considering that the sun spends 44 days in Virgo and I should be a Virgo. That's a big error margin. I have used Stellarium for many years. I highly recommend it. (fantastic Planetarium software) I used it to work out what these dates are. So you can see how different these dates are to the Astrology dates.
    Many thanks for the video, Dan. This has been on my mind for many years.
    Path of the Sun through the sky throughout the year
    Sagittarius 19th December - 20th January (32days)
    Capricornus 21st January - 16th February (27days)
    Aquarius 17th February - 11th March (23 days)
    Pisces 13th March - 18th April (38 days)
    Aries 19th April - 13th May (25 days)
    Taurus 14th May - 20th June (39 days)
    Gemini 21st June - 20th July (29 days)
    Cancer 21st July - 10th August (21 days)
    Leo 11th August - 16th September (37 days)
    Virgo 17th September - 30th October (44 days)
    Libra 31st October - 22nd November (22 days)
    Scorpius 23rd November - 29th November (6 days)
    Ophiuchus 30th November - 17th December (17 days)

    • @PERSNICKETYREBELSHANGO
      @PERSNICKETYREBELSHANGO 2 роки тому

      November 30 is my dob.. definitely gonna check out stellarium and you are right about the constellations … there was something I read about 12 signs/constellations correlating to equal divisions. I read that somehow including this “13 th sign” would throw things off and make things “uneven” mathematically ie the months/days of the year, seasons, etc. ..so it was dis included .. I just don’t understand how you don’t include what’s obviously visible…..

  • @dyanreoliveira4764
    @dyanreoliveira4764 5 років тому +29

    I love the people who try to explain astrology in a logical way like “if the relatively small moon can create tides, then massive stars should be able to influence people who are 70% water.“ Like sure mate, that’s totally how science works

    • @kallewirsch2263
      @kallewirsch2263 5 років тому +8

      Ask them, if they ever observed tides in their bathing tube.
      A typical bathing tube contains more water then a typical human.

    • @JHA854
      @JHA854 5 років тому +1

      kallewirsch2263 lol good question, I like that.

    • @Mostlyharmless1985
      @Mostlyharmless1985 5 років тому +5

      Poke them on the forehead and declare “I am exerting more gravitational influence on your brain than the moon right now, I am your god.”

  • @MandleRoss
    @MandleRoss 5 років тому +8

    I love how breathless with the sheer wonder of it all her voice is in her commentary.
    Tell-tale signs of the oxygen that is not reaching her brain.

  • @muhammadridho7680
    @muhammadridho7680 3 роки тому +2

    Don't be shame because of your look, but be shame because you believe in astrology