I don't know why I wasn't expecting you. But then, I'm not surprised either. Who would dare call themselves a youtuber... and not know the name of Olan Rogers
Even if you were colourblind, they would still be in colour. You would just see it as black and white or whatever colours colourblind people usually see or don't see. :)
OlanRogers Olan, your videos never cease to bring a smile to my face. Like I have been in the worst mood on some days and I'll watch one of your videos and it'll just cheer me right back up. You have such amazing energy and are just so awesome to watch! I hope someday I could have a slice with ya! But anyways, I just wanted to share my 2 cents. Keep rocking, Olan! :D
Hey Olan! I wanted to thank you for your many years of Devotion to your content. I was very sad to hear about Final Space, but I'm very happy to see you back on UA-cam consistently. I've been watching you since before I was in college, back on Balloon Shop, over 12 years ago now... crazy to think it's been that long. And now after all this time I have a 2 year old daughter who loves watching your videos with me and my wife. And I just wanted to thank you for continually brightening up our days after all of these years! #BattleBear
"He smelled like he freshly deposited a blanket of turds at the turd bank, the turd bank being his pants." "He looks at it... Whaaaa? He doesn't let go of it. He just keeps vrooming it in my face... Vroom, vrooooom! Wha?" No one does descriptions like you, Olan. Pure gold.
"I see... Robin." "Christopher, freaking, Robin." So he has the name of Christopher Robin from Winnie the Pooh, and he has Robin as part of his name like Batman's Sidekick Robin. And he's at a batman birthday party. And he has red sneakers, like Christopher. And Robin from Batman has red in his color schemes. And he's dressed as Bane at the party. And he's the villain of the story. I'm sorry... I just. Wut.
She was comforting her child who slide on a wooden bench impaling himself with many tiny spears. Chirstopher........freaking.....butt face robin.... got away clean and silently.
i go back to these videos when i feel down, thank you olan i love your stories ^_^ It occurred to me the villains of the party enjoyed the downfall of the bat
I actually gritted my teeth and cringed when he said that he 'slid' across the bench.....because, I could FEEEEEEEL the outcome.....THAT, and the look of terror on Olan's face.....as he said it :)
Every one of your stories makes my face and chest hurt, I've cried during every one just from laughing so hard, I've had to do facials just so it would stop hurting from laughing so much. You're hilarious my sister in law showed me you yesterday and I've been watching all of your videos today, love it. P.S. I'm also a huge batman fan.
I can't even be mad at this kid, more so his parents. They were either too clueless to teach him manners or he did have something wrong with him and they didn't even think to watch him and help him and let him be another adults problem
"The pre-school hooves of an archdemon!" I friggin lost it there omg.That is the best description I have ever heard. The shit you come up with to say is so ridiculously amazing sometimes lmao. I'm so grateful for the day I subscribed to your channel bcuz your videos are an instant mood booster.
You somehow find a way to make me laugh even harder than the last one. Like, I'm already laughing. Like a ton. And its EVEN MORE. You're awesome, Olan.
"Hrm, I guess I'll watch an episode of anime before I leave for school. I'll look in my subscriptions on UA-cam while it loads- WOAH A NEW OLAN ROGERS VIDEO SCREW ANIME I'M WATCHING THIS"
Rewatching today because it's Olan's birthday! Best wishes for you, man, I hope you're having wonderful time and thanks for being such an inspiration! Never change, Popcorn King!
Your videos make me so happy. Nowadays, when I open UA-cam and browse my subscriptions, your channel is 9 times out of 10 the one I click on. You're so freaking funny, your smile is fantastic, and you keep it clean, too, which I love. Never change, man. You are amazing!
I can't even imagine how painful that must have been, I mean- someone else eating your food when you go to the bathroom is bad, but someone else eating your birthday cake is... well, just horrific and your not even in the bathroom- so you've got to see the crap. Saying this, I should mention that one of my childhood birthdays ended very much like that- except I was sitting in front of my cake, candles all blown out and someone (I believe it was someone I invited because I had to) just smashed their face into my cake. And since it was a home made cake it was like ten times smaller than store bought cakes and there was no salvaging it. To be entirely honest I'm pretty sure I slapped that kid so hard that we had to send everyone home, good times- smiles
Thank you for your fantastic tales of wonder, sir Rogers. These are helping me stumble my way through the drunken hours of the early morn. I'm sure I will regret my decision to drink an entire fifth of whiskey in one night soon enough (probably about the time I wake up for work tomorrow), but I will not regret watching you recount the details of your life's adventures in video format!
I paused at the 17 second mark because I felt the need to say that first off -- I know I'm always in for a good old fashioned tale of hilarious exploits when I watch an Olan Rogers video... but second -- it really says something when I can laugh my face off just from the greeting.
@@kylamamber9080 My autism didn't prevent me from getting punished. Why the hell should any other autistic kid be exempt? I don't wish to be treated like I'm special.
madkvideo If it were my family, one of the grown ups would have smacked him. A slap on the back of the hand when he tried to blow out the candles. A spanking when he tried to take a piece of cake. Or at the very least, grabbed his wrist (to the point of a hand mark being left afterwards) yelled at him, and drag him away from the party.
even if the kid was autistic or had some other social problem it's really Christopher robin's parents fault. like where were they? why didn't they intervene and try to explain to their son that this was wrong? autistic or not, you shouldn't just let your kid do whatever they want.
Thank you, you have given me some hope for this world. My little brother has autism, I may too, it would explain a lot of things, he still gets discipline. If he ever vroomed a toy in my face I'd smack his hand away so fast.
My only memory of my 7th birthday is the moment it was time for me to open my gifts and one of the girls started opening them. Never forgive and never forget.
Watching this actually makes me angry. If I was his mom, I'd put that kid in timeout, and make him apologize to everyone for ruining the cake. When his parent(s) went to come get him, I'd tell them that they weren't invited to any of my kids' birthday parties again. Little brat 😂
"Impales... My Batman buns."
God you're a legend Olan.
Omg mr fruit!!!
Genesis Almonte Hey! :3
Er mah gawd it's you!
Hory shet I didn't expect to see Mr fruit here!
Hey.Funny running into you here.Teach me how to be the bestXD
5:11 "Vrooooom...... VroooooooooooOOOOOOMM!" ........"Whaaa???" XD
Best. Part.
I saw the vroom in the description and I was like what could that possibly mean..
it makes sense now...
Hahah I didnt even check the description till just now. Halarious
theradchik I love how he just writes these random things
***** Dude I know. If he ever has kids, they're in for some crazy awesome bedtime stories
theradchik they will either love it or hate it... Dad tell us a story! or Aw Dad I don't want another story!!
"I had the wind at my back
and the dreams in my forward"
I want this on my wall
Doodie!😙
doddleoddle same
That and "I mean, I can't cry. I'm...Batman."
I am a young adult. a four year old stuck his fingers in my cake. no mercy was shown.
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
One of, if not the best storyteller on UA-cam :)
You know this guy?! well I'm shocked. Nice Vids by the way and i 100% agree with your statement :)
Totes agree
Teknoor A how dare you? EVERYONE KNOWS THE OLAN OF ROGERS
He and the almighty Pj
Omg! FootOfAFerret! And yes.... He is the best story teller :3
In the beginning I felt sorry for little Christopher Robin... But by the end I was screaming GOD DAMN YOU CHRISTOPHER ROBIN
same.. precisely.
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Put me on this train as well
I'm 9 years late but agree exactly with your sentiment.
@kel8923 I'm still here!!
"I had the wind at my back... And the dreams in my forward" I LOST it
I made an account JUST TO TELL YOU that I love you Nathan
I don't know why I wasn't expecting you.
But then, I'm not surprised either.
Who would dare call themselves a youtuber... and not know the name of Olan Rogers
STOP POPPING UP EVERYWHERE. I think we might be the same person, our tastes align so perfectly.
Hello, Nathan. It's always so nice running into you here.
I wonder if the kid who ruined the birthday is watching this and is like "I feel so bad" if you're watching this kid, you just made another Olan story
Last week, a saw a guy in the bathroom vroom his phone into his pocket... Christopher Freaking Fartface Robin...
I FOUND HIM..
He probably is still stealing childrens birthday cakes
This child will never know the end of my wrath.
*casually takes notes on narration for my english speech*
can I get a copy of those notes?
Casually loves your photo and name on here.... Ash Stylinson
"When I looked like a wheel of cheese"
The story gets so intense he spits with rage and fury on the camera haha
that's what makes him olan!!
His stories are my favorite :)
Kirsten Reddoch Have you listened to his CD?
no, didnt know it existed haha
Kirsten Reddoch yeah, look up olan rogers on amazon or itunes and you should find it.. its amazing! well worth every dollar you spend on it
When he storytells all I can see is the story when really...its just a man speaking to a camera. now that is how you know he is good.
Same
Yeah
I wanna see this story animated!
You might just be the greatest storyteller on the face of the earth Olan.
Next to swoozie 😄
Manny Denniston Far better than swoozie
wow I would not have expected to see you here Austin. lol.
He IS the greatest storyteller on the face of the earth.
"And the Joker who was laughing at me, I wasn't even mad i was just impressed that he stayed in character" lol too funny man
Someone needs to animate this. ^_^
I HAVE BEEN THINKING THE SAME THING FOR YEARS. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.
Yes
Why does no one do it?!
Adventures of a Geek Every single one of his stories is worthy of an animation. XD
Adventures of a Geek someone needs to contact NettyScribble
Dr. Quinn...for the win.
you're my storytelling inspiration 10/10 video
and to all, Cipher
WHAT THE HECK?! What kind of kid blows out another kid's candles??? This hurts me so much I don't want it to be real
Wawa I would've slapped the shit out of him
It happened to me probably a decade ago and I'm still so upset
My grandma has to cover my cousins mouth on pepole birthdays so she wont blow it out.
I FREAKING HAD THE EXACT SAME THOUGHT!!!
I strait up punched a kid out for doing that to me I was like 15 and I have no shane.
He SPIT on the CAMERA😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG LOL
When?
7:32
7:33 - to be exact
Things got so intense that veins pulsed, spit flew. 7:33
i thought it was so cute when there as a jumpcut after that, i just imagine Olan cracking up at himself then cleaning the lens :)
Olan is a better narrator than Morgan Freeman
Yaaassss!
no
Orators as good as those two are above comparison.
Just imagining hearing Olan narrate what penguins do brings me to tears.
"Through the Wormhole with Olan Rogers"
I keep replaying that "Vroooom" in my head and crying with laughter and second-hand rage
Stories with Olan Rogers, now also available in colour. Great video mate :)
They are all in color yo. :) Thumbnails are black and white
My brain has fooled me once again :(
Even if you were colourblind, they would still be in colour. You would just see it as black and white or whatever colours colourblind people usually see or don't see. :)
OlanRogers Olan, your videos never cease to bring a smile to my face. Like I have been in the worst mood on some days and I'll watch one of your videos and it'll just cheer me right back up. You have such amazing energy and are just so awesome to watch! I hope someday I could have a slice with ya! But anyways, I just wanted to share my 2 cents. Keep rocking, Olan! :D
Olan knew a lot of oddly-shaped pasty kids.
"I got a story for you..." and it all goes down.
He was Bane... Burn. He broke you man. He broke your little 7 year old heart.
Also the Joker stayed in character people, the Joker stayed in character.
I don't understand how he doesn't have like... a billion subscribers. He's HILARIOUS!
Lauren тнє σтαкυ no one has a billion subscribers
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED. VELCRO SHOES."
Was just about to comment this XD
Like the pre-school hooves OF AN ARCH DAEMON!!
I guess you could say he was the BANE of your existence that day
Ah hahaha I see what you did there
You must be jokering!
I don't get it.....
Poor Sanic XD
GODDAMMIT BARB
Hey Olan!
I wanted to thank you for your many years of Devotion to your content. I was very sad to hear about Final Space, but I'm very happy to see you back on UA-cam consistently.
I've been watching you since before I was in college, back on Balloon Shop, over 12 years ago now... crazy to think it's been that long. And now after all this time I have a 2 year old daughter who loves watching your videos with me and my wife. And I just wanted to thank you for continually brightening up our days after all of these years! #BattleBear
"He smelled like he freshly deposited a blanket of turds at the turd bank, the turd bank being his pants."
"He looks at it... Whaaaa? He doesn't let go of it. He just keeps vrooming it in my face... Vroom, vrooooom! Wha?"
No one does descriptions like you, Olan. Pure gold.
lol
perfect
"I see... Robin." "Christopher, freaking, Robin."
So he has the name of Christopher Robin from Winnie the Pooh, and he has Robin as part of his name like Batman's Sidekick Robin. And he's at a batman birthday party. And he has red sneakers, like Christopher. And Robin from Batman has red in his color schemes. And he's dressed as Bane at the party. And he's the villain of the story.
I'm sorry... I just.
Wut.
Wha?
Did his mom not stop the kid from infiltrating his cake? :O
Right?! Like you would think his mom would have destroyed that kid from what he said about her in The Snack Thief
My thinking exactly!! Haha
She was comforting her child who slide on a wooden bench impaling himself with many tiny spears. Chirstopher........freaking.....butt face robin.... got away clean and silently.
OlanRogers Like a member of the birthday cake division of the Assassin Brotherhood lol
Aww nooooo :(. I'm sure she was furious once she realized what happened-- I would be.
"He was pretty much, basically, a Horcrux."
That line killed me. XD
He's gonna make the best dad ever. Imagine hearing these stories for bed time.
Does anyone else just love the effect Olan's light as on his eyes? How it makes those circles of light in his eyes?
the power of ringlights my friend
hotter than charmanders q-tip
I miss watching these stories so much. I'm so glad I'm back and will re-watch them for weeks now.
I feel like I would have screamed a war cry and kicked the hell out of Christopher freaking ROBIN.
WAR CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nala Nephthys yes totally same
N. Nephthys WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! (BEATS KID OVER THE HEAD WITH A SHOOTA!!!)
i go back to these videos when i feel down, thank you olan i love your stories ^_^
It occurred to me the villains of the party enjoyed the downfall of the bat
The sound of Olans Nightmares Vroom...
I could legit listen to you tell stories all day and never get bored.
Best story teller ever no exeptions.
Ik I smile the entire time
I actually gritted my teeth and cringed when he said that he 'slid' across the bench.....because, I could FEEEEEEEL the outcome.....THAT, and the look of terror on Olan's face.....as he said it :)
dude, your pupils are freaking me out. are they contacts or just a reflection of your light?
You'll see that in a lot of youtube videos. They use lights for filming so the video doesn't look poopy.
light
freaked me out too
OlanRogers senpai noticed
I just assumed he was a cyborg
Every one of your stories makes my face and chest hurt, I've cried during every one just from laughing so hard, I've had to do facials just so it would stop hurting from laughing so much. You're hilarious my sister in law showed me you yesterday and I've been watching all of your videos today, love it. P.S. I'm also a huge batman fan.
I can't even be mad at this kid, more so his parents. They were either too clueless to teach him manners or he did have something wrong with him and they didn't even think to watch him and help him and let him be another adults problem
"The pre-school hooves of an archdemon!"
I friggin lost it there omg.That is the best description I have ever heard. The shit you come up with to say is so ridiculously amazing sometimes lmao. I'm so grateful for the day I subscribed to your channel bcuz your videos are an instant mood booster.
That one guy who disliked was probably Christopher Robin
Lmao 😂
The day walker of child's nightmares lmao!
Dude! I know you!
WHOA MAN
I can only hear Gary in your voice and it fits so well I LOVE it
He blew out your candles?? THE INJUSTICE
I see what you did there.
Are there no Gods Among Us?
mariapz101 i would of beat that kid up if that was my batman birthday party.
mariapz101 THE SHAME
You somehow find a way to make me laugh even harder than the last one. Like, I'm already laughing. Like a ton. And its EVEN MORE. You're awesome, Olan.
Olan if you ever so much as have your own child, storytime could never be a bedtime activity because they'd be lolling too much.
I'm actually so impressed that you got a little bit of spittle onto the camera there. That indicates true passion.
"Hrm, I guess I'll watch an episode of anime before I leave for school. I'll look in my subscriptions on UA-cam while it loads- WOAH A NEW OLAN ROGERS VIDEO SCREW ANIME I'M WATCHING THIS"
REEEEEEEEEEEEED! bluh.. velcro shoes. Like the pre-school HOOVES OF AN ARCH DEMON!
Genius.
Christopher Freaking Fart Face Robin!
Oh my gosh this entire video made me laugh so hard I cried! I'm sorry about your bat buns by the way...
Rewatching today because it's Olan's birthday! Best wishes for you, man, I hope you're having wonderful time and thanks for being such an inspiration! Never change, Popcorn King!
Batman Birthday Napkins. Olan, you need to start a band called the Batman Birthday Napkins. On a totally unrelated thought, I play keyboard. ;)
Your stories never cease to cheer me up. :) ....not that your pain makes me happy...you're just a wonderful storyteller. :)
i think Christopher robin might of have a condition
Mr.Fantastic375 Must have. Where the hell were his parents to watch him?
Riqakard yeah pure unadulterated evil lol
His full name is Christopher Freaking Fart-Face Robin,
but he sometimes goes by Christopher "Splinter-Cell" Robin
Or he needed some conditioner
This is amazing. Purely the best story teller of all time.
Oh my gosh that kid. Btw please put "I had the wind at my back, and the dreams on my forward" on a shirt.
Your videos make me so happy. Nowadays, when I open UA-cam and browse my subscriptions, your channel is 9 times out of 10 the one I click on. You're so freaking funny, your smile is fantastic, and you keep it clean, too, which I love.
Never change, man. You are amazing!
The only thing that was missing from Batman's birthday. Was his parents.
Your stories are literally the greatest, the way you tell them makes it so hilarious :L
Just found your videos today. I think I've watched every one. You are awesome.
Omg! Finally, Olan! You're back and with an awesome story as usual! My sister and I watch your videos all the time! Welcome back! :) OlanRogers
I can't even imagine how painful that must have been, I mean- someone else eating your food when you go to the bathroom is bad, but someone else eating your birthday cake is... well, just horrific and your not even in the bathroom- so you've got to see the crap. Saying this, I should mention that one of my childhood birthdays ended very much like that- except I was sitting in front of my cake, candles all blown out and someone (I believe it was someone I invited because I had to) just smashed their face into my cake. And since it was a home made cake it was like ten times smaller than store bought cakes and there was no salvaging it. To be entirely honest I'm pretty sure I slapped that kid so hard that we had to send everyone home, good times- smiles
Your stories make me genuinely happy, I look forward to them!
Looks like he was Robin your birthday cake...
Anybody?
Thank you for your fantastic tales of wonder, sir Rogers.
These are helping me stumble my way through the drunken hours of the early morn. I'm sure I will regret my decision to drink an entire fifth of whiskey in one night soon enough (probably about the time I wake up for work tomorrow), but I will not regret watching you recount the details of your life's adventures in video format!
"Hotter than Charmander's q-tip"
OlanRogers I genuinely felt like I was laughing WITH you. Such a great storyteller man, love it.
There's a man with the name Christopher Robin who committed murder apparently. Could be him.
I paused at the 17 second mark because I felt the need to say that first off -- I know I'm always in for a good old fashioned tale of hilarious exploits when I watch an Olan Rogers video... but second -- it really says something when I can laugh my face off just from the greeting.
Pretty sure Christopher Robin had a condition...
They were 7 they all had a condition
what does it matter
Autistic kids should still get discipline, dang it.
Down syndrome is a little different, but they should still be taught not to do certain things.
@@kylamamber9080 My autism didn't prevent me from getting punished. Why the hell should any other autistic kid be exempt? I don't wish to be treated like I'm special.
I've been having a crappy week at work, thank you sir for alleviating some of the crappiness with another awesome story! You rock Olan
Young me would have beaten the shit out of that kid.
The proper term is "serving justice"
Jonathan Knecht
You are right LOL
+Jonnyboy K well......he is batman XD
madkvideo
If it were my family, one of the grown ups would have smacked him. A slap on the back of the hand when he tried to blow out the candles. A spanking when he tried to take a piece of cake. Or at the very least, grabbed his wrist (to the point of a hand mark being left afterwards) yelled at him, and drag him away from the party.
By the time he got to "horcrux" I was crying. Olan is next-level hilarious.
I'm hoping for a new shirt that says "Superhero Material."
I want a shirt that says "The Wind was to my Back, and my Dreams were to my Forward."
You are such a great storyteller! I look forward to all you've got on the table for this year.
even if the kid was autistic or had some other social problem it's really Christopher robin's parents fault. like where were they? why didn't they intervene and try to explain to their son that this was wrong? autistic or not, you shouldn't just let your kid do whatever they want.
Thank you, you have given me some hope for this world.
My little brother has autism, I may too, it would explain a lot of things, he still gets discipline.
If he ever vroomed a toy in my face I'd smack his hand away so fast.
The amount of times you said "Navy blue reebok sport shorts" XD I love these videos man! Make me smile 100% of the time!
My only memory of my 7th birthday is the moment it was time for me to open my gifts and one of the girls started opening them. Never forgive and never forget.
My cousin tried to blow out my candles... but that is nary as bad as Olan's or yours.
Why would anyone do that? It's *your* birthday. *You* open the gifts! Anyone who has the interest of your gifts must be forbidden from your party
Oh my gosh! I am literally crying right now because I am laughing so hard. You're the best at telling stories!
I wonder where Christopher Robin is today lol
His name is dan howell and he also makes UA-cam videos....I need help. If you don't get this then good don't become phan trash like me.
+Audrey Vasquez www.12newsnow.com/story/25034204/accused-murderer-takes-the-stand He is incarcerated in some sort of facility.
+Audrey Vasquez in Hell
JoetatoChip I died laughing when I clicked that link...and I always will.....the murdered guy's name is Wayne btw if you didn't notice that also XD
Claire Cordle Wait is that true or are you pulling our legs? If it is, how did you find that out?
Olan, your stories are amazing, but what I love most is that you reply to people's comments.
You remind me so much of Jim Carrey!
Thank you, Olan. Thank you for the tears of laughter rolling down my face.
i have so many dreams in my forward right now.
i memorized this whole thing and took it to a speech tournament. won 1st place. thank you olan
Watching this actually makes me angry. If I was his mom, I'd put that kid in timeout, and make him apologize to everyone for ruining the cake. When his parent(s) went to come get him, I'd tell them that they weren't invited to any of my kids' birthday parties again. Little brat 😂
You are by far, the best story teller in this world.
Batman vs. The Wish Harvester.
"...the daywalker of child's nightmares..." lol and the vroom at the end. I wish there were more of these.
I would drop kick the kid who ate the cake.... >:D
You have always been a passionate story teller Olan. We can see that even more so with your emphatic tones and the spitting on the camera lens.
109 people are in Arkham Asylum.
Olan Rogers, there are no words for how awesome your videos are. I watch them so much. thanx for the laughs....