Mrs McIntyre must be the most understanding, forgiving woman of all time. My wife is a very close second. Luckily we are both still alive. Many thanks for your humour. Mike
Don't worry. The smile was because he was happy it wasn't like that.
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I knew a couple where she snored and she didn't believe her husband she did… then he recorded her doing it :D They both said that one ingredient of a good marriage is humor :D
Omg he is hilarious. I haven’t laughed loudly and with tears in my eyes for a very long time.Great comedy. I can tell he has amazing relationship with his wife.
Robin Artemis This would be the one drawback of being married to a standup comedian -- absolutely nothing about the relationship is off limits, which is good for us.😉
Nothing will destroy a marriage faster than one partner not being able to sleep because the other snores or in our case, has to wake up at 3 am but he hits snooze two or three times. I was ready to kill him until we decided to have separate rooms!!
I laughed so hard that I'm out of breath, tears rolling down my face, coughing from lack of air in my lungs!! Michael and your wife are amazing, thank you!!!
absolute legend ....the best comedy comes from real life ...this guy is the real deal ...i can assure you this bit is true as my wife sat there laughing and nodding to me how does he know ....genius
Reminds me of the Good Will Hunting scene that Robin Williams improvised. Matt Damon laughed so much he wheezed and the cameraman couldn't help but shake. Grateful that the director Gus Van Sant kept the scene in :)
well, most people sleep in separate rooms because the wife gets sick of never sleeping while the husband snores. Many women spend decades like that, feeling it would be too rude to ask sleep from marriage
My husband sleeps on the couch.i in the bed.married 25 years.extremley happy toghther.he snores and breaths on me and he says the couch is more comfortable go figure.works great for us
I had a boyfriend to talked in his sleep. Scared the shit out of me the first time. After a few nights I was giggling one morning. He wanted to know why...I said well..this is what you said ...I don't talk in my sleep! Wanna bet?
He is just fab. And, so is the audience cos they can laugh at themselves and their real human nature. Most of all we laugh and don’t take offence. Just brilliant Michael
Omg that is exactly my wife. Bedtimes are an absolute nightmare for me. In the morning she will deny any of it is true. I video recorded her one night and asked her to watch it the next morning, her response was more than angry, she threatened me with a lawsuit stating I had recorded her with out her permission. 🤣🤣🤣
Shared this with my wifey, she was laughing so hard then said he's been watching you 😳😳. Yes both girls but come on surly I don't do this xxxxxx Take care everyone 😉
My mother does this and I cant sleep properly, I can feel the vibration coming all the way from their room. I wish I have a sound proofed room to myself 😆
There...in the end. I too laughed myself to tears at this one🤣. And the sleep language sounds like some Oriental language. I know Michael joked in one show that he resembles Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid😁
Mrs McIntyre must be the most understanding, forgiving woman of all time. My wife is a very close second. Luckily we are both still alive. Many thanks for your humour. Mike
I would let my husband tell all the jokes he wanted about me if he had the kind of money that Michael McIntyre has. LOL
My husband laughed so hard that he had tears🤣 I asked 'Was I like that during sleep?' he answered 'Oh no! Not at all!' with a weird smile🤣🤣🤣
Um... He's telling the truth! hAhA...
Don't worry. The smile was because he was happy it wasn't like that.
I knew a couple where she snored and she didn't believe her husband she did… then he recorded her doing it :D They both said that one ingredient of a good marriage is humor :D
Chink reproducing
@omgosh my husband recorded my snoring as well 🤣 I'm to lazy to record him as payback.
Omg he is hilarious. I haven’t laughed loudly and with tears in my eyes for a very long time.Great comedy. I can tell he has amazing relationship with his wife.
Kudos to you for having a good sense of humor! No harm done at all....
I didn't know whether to laugh or sympathise with his poor wife. I chose to laugh. ...
He won't be sleeping tonight😂 AT LEAST NOT IN THE SAME ROOM🤣🤣
She's probably havin' a good laugh too! I'm sure he would have told her he was gonna talk about her (again)... lol
Xolisa Xolisa I would have laughed aswell
Remember people, that comedians are here to make jokes. Half of these jokes probably never happened.
@@user-jt1jv8vl9r shut up dont ruin the moment
Is your wife still talking to you after this one. LOL
Robin Artemis this one isn’t that bad compared to ones he’s done. Think about his jokes about his children
She probably helped him write it.
Mohammed Hussain So true. Funny stuff, none the less.
I assume most family and friends of comedians know anything is up for a joke
Robin Artemis This would be the one drawback of being married to a standup comedian -- absolutely nothing about the relationship is off limits, which is good for us.😉
When he acts the sleeping position it’s like a damn dance routine😂😂
Lol
T Films lol
The micheal shift
He explained why old people eventually give up and get seperate rooms. Lol
I guess that's 1 way of getting out of it
That's depressing. Really looking forward to aging now.😒
Lol separate rooms
My grandparents sleep on different floors of their house
It's a blessing to have the space for separate rooms!!
Nothing will destroy a marriage faster than one partner not being able to sleep because the other snores or in our case, has to wake up at 3 am but he hits snooze two or three times. I was ready to kill him until we decided to have separate rooms!!
I love how he jokes about topics that are taboo like women farting or having bad breath.
😂😂😂 best comedian 100%. His wife must be a gem with the best sense of humour otherwise they wouldnt be married ❤
I wanna like this but I'mma leave it at 69
Michael is my favourite of all comedians!! always has been and always will be
Carl Barron is my favourite
ezekmahl Kevin Hart is the best
She'll play this at the divorce hearing and they'll just give her the house 😂
Actually I've known more financially savvy male friends to get the house over the ex wife.
Bless her. Don’t jinx it lowlife.
@@metastract ..and then you woke up. Lol :)
Michael throwing in an occasional "My wife is a beautiful person" to make the situation slightly better
Micheal is clearly the best comedian ever is style is really amazing 😉
Ha ha he is just joking he loves his wife so much bless.
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This one and Michael Ackenkaker. My absolute favorites. I start laughing when I see the title and I'm crying by the time they're over. Best ever!
How DARE you insult the good name of Ackle Ackenkaker… I don’t know who this Micheal is but get it together! 😂😂😂
@@artistjuliadocherty please forgive me, I couldn't see straight through the tears of laughter and misspelled.
@@toots7693 Ahh, makes sense! 😂😂
I laughed so hard that I'm out of breath, tears rolling down my face, coughing from lack of air in my lungs!! Michael and your wife are amazing, thank you!!!
Hug for her, roll for you.
-ross geller. Friends
Who else Googled "Michael McIntyre wife" after watching this?
it's KITTY McIntyre for those who want to speed things up haha...
I did because you mentioned it.
zoeytrapper Same 👍🏻
😂
did 😂
absolute legend ....the best comedy comes from real life ...this guy is the real deal ...i can assure you this bit is true as my wife sat there laughing and nodding to me how does he know ....genius
That was one of his BEST bits! My Husband is exactly like his wife!!! Snores, talks, moves, farts, he could be the next annoying kid toy! LOL
Reminds me of the Good Will Hunting scene that Robin Williams improvised. Matt Damon laughed so much he wheezed and the cameraman couldn't help but shake. Grateful that the director Gus Van Sant kept the scene in :)
well, most people sleep in separate rooms because the wife gets sick of never sleeping while the husband snores. Many women spend decades like that, feeling it would be too rude to ask sleep from marriage
Keep taking your meds Jo.
Exactly! Most ppl don't even get it
@@JonSmith-cx7gr What a ridiculous comment.
@@Scarfvr5678 Keep taking your meds Tina.
My husband sleeps on the couch.i in the bed.married 25 years.extremley happy toghther.he snores and breaths on me and he says the couch is more comfortable go figure.works great for us
I think spouses of comedians must have a great self esteem. When you marry them you know you are going to be the butt of many jokes.
I normally don’t find fart jokes funny, but this was a scream. Laughed so hard.
Love how every so often he mentions how beautiful his wife is to try and earn back the husband points he’s losing 😂😭
Watching this with a kidney infection is not wise, it’s painful but hilarious 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh man. This is one the funniest sketches I have ever seen. Thanks for sharing Michael 👍🏽 ☘️
I'm not sharing this with my husband! 😂 😂😂
too late
I had a boyfriend to talked in his sleep. Scared the shit out of me the first time. After a few nights I was giggling one morning. He wanted to know why...I said well..this is what you said ...I don't talk in my sleep! Wanna bet?
Why is the window open omgggg lolllllll im dead
We always love Michael and his joke. So effortless.
Michael thanks for making me laugh when I am down you need a crown because I make people lose there frown
OMG, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. That was absolutely hysterical. Haven't had such a good belly laugh in a while. Michael, you are awesome.
The Notification poped up and I clicked fast😂😂
Love Michael McIntyre❤
His poor wife. 🤣🤣
Omg my husband says I save all my gas for the night too!
MM is one of the most unique of comedians, sooooo funny
I love this guy please let him host the Oscars or golden globe🙏 this would be everything🤣🤣🤣
OMG, this is hysterical! And so true!
Who the heck is the 141 people who put thumbs down he's so funny
Victoria Lewis that must be his wife’s friends 😂
Australians ..... they thought it was a thumbs up...
2:00 I always do that, I wake up all of a sudden thinking I'm falling
Michael McIntyre you are incredible! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my cheeks 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is just fab. And, so is the audience cos they can laugh at themselves and their real human nature. Most of all we laugh and don’t take offence. Just brilliant Michael
I feel too ill with C19 to say anything much apart from, Thank you, Michael. I needed to have a proper laugh, so badly xxx
You are feeling better now, I hope.
@@rachelthebroken1031 definitely x
Thank you for asking 💜🌈
@@nicolarollinson4381 That's good to hear.
@@rachelthebroken1031 thats very kind of you to say so. I hope you are well. 💜 evidently not completely broken. That is clear xx
@@nicolarollinson4381 I am pretty well, thank you :)
At some stage I have to go and see him live. OMG!!! That would be funny and good.
I want to see Michael's wife. I really do. I haven't laughed and cried at the same time for years. Until now. It was hilarious.
My 17 month old said "Daddy" in her sleep when she was sleeping in our bed. I assumed she was awake, but she was fast asleep.
That jolting joke is so relatable
Omg that is exactly my wife. Bedtimes are an absolute nightmare for me. In the morning she will deny any of it is true. I video recorded her one night and asked her to watch it the next morning, her response was more than angry, she threatened me with a lawsuit stating I had recorded her with out her permission. 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely howling!!! 😂😂😂😂
I wonder what his wife's reaction after watching this .
And i wonder if she still talks to him 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Im in tears watching this
Michael THIS is what you should do. Forget game shows 😍
Same thing happens with me and my husband 🤣
He is so hilarious!
Shared this with my wifey, she was laughing so hard then said he's been watching you 😳😳. Yes both girls but come on surly I don't do this xxxxxx Take care everyone 😉
I've literally got tears in my eye's 🤣how does he do it???
How brilliant are you Michael!! 😂😂😂❤❤🏴🏴
Just discovered him this 2019
I bet mrs McIntyre helps him write a lot of his script, they make a great team 😅😅😂
If he didn't pay the bills by saying this stuff she'd kill him for it
i just typed much the same ....he's worth $80 million
Be careful, spooning usually leads onto forking! 😎
This is making me snort laugh for the first time
Ohhhh that was great! First laugh I've had all day!!! Thank you Michael 🤣
I really really shouldn’t bother eating or drinking whilst viewing your videos! Good gawd LMAO
meant to start the day exercising...instead watching michaels vids...hilarious xx
IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂
Best comedian on the Planet!!!
You must get in sooo much trouble when you get home sometimes! Haha brillant
He sounds like stewie from family guy 😂
putting every man in the audience on the spot the last minute....loved it!
Hilarious! My God, I'm in tears from laughing. So funny.
I really wanna see his wife bc seems like she's the muse of most of his stand-ups !!
You’re simply hilarious 😂 Love from Ethiopia 🇪🇹
I’m actually crying
I had to keep pausing the video to catch my breath before I watched the next bit. This is too funny lol
this was so funny. i am crying
Your next sketch after this will be titled.... wife's endless headache
I laughed so much I nearly choked my husband says this is me 😂😂😂
I love him ... so true ! Not that I would know. I'm just saying
That made me laugh so much 🤣
Omg I can’t see from my tears running ahahahhahaaha
can't believe I cried laughing watching this, lmao XD
Soooo spot on!
When she had said "there was a bang. what was that big bang?" I would have said the universe was restarting.
i'm sure his wife was thrilled with this routine.
COUNT ON IT!
Bloody brilliant! 😂
My favorite comedian from across the pond...😂
Ooo someones in trouble when he gets home 😂
That so funny I was just dreaming about my one room!lol My parents always had separate rooms now I know why...lol
My mother does this and I cant sleep properly, I can feel the vibration coming all the way from their room. I wish I have a sound proofed room to myself 😆
I have never laughed this hard omg I almost threw up from laughing so much
Props to the man who controls the spotlight on Mike.
Priceless! 😂😆😄
This woman needs some sort of patience award.
His wife has definitely farted in the day time.
TRUST.
MrWithnailJRjunior People fart pre and post-dump. I do.
@@seanjosephhayes yes! You are right. the toilet farts pre and post
There...in the end. I too laughed myself to tears at this one🤣.
And the sleep language sounds like some Oriental language. I know Michael joked in one show that he resembles Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid😁
He’s hilarious
Omg that's exactly how both myself and my 8yr old daughter sleep 😂 neither of us fart like fireworks more like canons 😂😂😂
U can't watch Michael n not piss yourself laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣