Mrs McIntyre must be the most understanding, forgiving woman of all time. My wife is a very close second. Luckily we are both still alive. Many thanks for your humour. Mike
Don't worry. The smile was because he was happy it wasn't like that.
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I knew a couple where she snored and she didn't believe her husband she did… then he recorded her doing it :D They both said that one ingredient of a good marriage is humor :D
Omg he is hilarious. I haven’t laughed loudly and with tears in my eyes for a very long time.Great comedy. I can tell he has amazing relationship with his wife.
Robin Artemis This would be the one drawback of being married to a standup comedian -- absolutely nothing about the relationship is off limits, which is good for us.😉
Nothing will destroy a marriage faster than one partner not being able to sleep because the other snores or in our case, has to wake up at 3 am but he hits snooze two or three times. I was ready to kill him until we decided to have separate rooms!!
I laughed so hard that I'm out of breath, tears rolling down my face, coughing from lack of air in my lungs!! Michael and your wife are amazing, thank you!!!
absolute legend ....the best comedy comes from real life ...this guy is the real deal ...i can assure you this bit is true as my wife sat there laughing and nodding to me how does he know ....genius
Reminds me of the Good Will Hunting scene that Robin Williams improvised. Matt Damon laughed so much he wheezed and the cameraman couldn't help but shake. Grateful that the director Gus Van Sant kept the scene in :)
well, most people sleep in separate rooms because the wife gets sick of never sleeping while the husband snores. Many women spend decades like that, feeling it would be too rude to ask sleep from marriage
My husband sleeps on the couch.i in the bed.married 25 years.extremley happy toghther.he snores and breaths on me and he says the couch is more comfortable go figure.works great for us
I had a boyfriend to talked in his sleep. Scared the shit out of me the first time. After a few nights I was giggling one morning. He wanted to know why...I said well..this is what you said ...I don't talk in my sleep! Wanna bet?
He is just fab. And, so is the audience cos they can laugh at themselves and their real human nature. Most of all we laugh and don’t take offence. Just brilliant Michael
Omg that is exactly my wife. Bedtimes are an absolute nightmare for me. In the morning she will deny any of it is true. I video recorded her one night and asked her to watch it the next morning, her response was more than angry, she threatened me with a lawsuit stating I had recorded her with out her permission. 🤣🤣🤣
Shared this with my wifey, she was laughing so hard then said he's been watching you 😳😳. Yes both girls but come on surly I don't do this xxxxxx Take care everyone 😉
The English royalty discovered that even the King or Queen farts and has morning breath. They wisely invented the tradition of separate bedrooms. The magic is protected. LOL!
There...in the end. I too laughed myself to tears at this one🤣. And the sleep language sounds like some Oriental language. I know Michael joked in one show that he resembles Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid😁
Mrs McIntyre must be the most understanding, forgiving woman of all time. My wife is a very close second. Luckily we are both still alive. Many thanks for your humour. Mike
I would let my husband tell all the jokes he wanted about me if he had the kind of money that Michael McIntyre has. LOL
My husband laughed so hard that he had tears🤣 I asked 'Was I like that during sleep?' he answered 'Oh no! Not at all!' with a weird smile🤣🤣🤣
Um... He's telling the truth! hAhA...
Don't worry. The smile was because he was happy it wasn't like that.
I knew a couple where she snored and she didn't believe her husband she did… then he recorded her doing it :D They both said that one ingredient of a good marriage is humor :D
Chink reproducing
@omgosh my husband recorded my snoring as well 🤣 I'm to lazy to record him as payback.
When he acts the sleeping position it’s like a damn dance routine😂😂
Lol
T Films lol
The micheal shift
Omg he is hilarious. I haven’t laughed loudly and with tears in my eyes for a very long time.Great comedy. I can tell he has amazing relationship with his wife.
Kudos to you for having a good sense of humor! No harm done at all....
Is your wife still talking to you after this one. LOL
Robin Artemis this one isn’t that bad compared to ones he’s done. Think about his jokes about his children
She probably helped him write it.
Mohammed Hussain So true. Funny stuff, none the less.
I assume most family and friends of comedians know anything is up for a joke
Robin Artemis This would be the one drawback of being married to a standup comedian -- absolutely nothing about the relationship is off limits, which is good for us.😉
Michael is my favourite of all comedians!! always has been and always will be
Carl Barron is my favourite
ezekmahl Kevin Hart is the best
He explained why old people eventually give up and get seperate rooms. Lol
I guess that's 1 way of getting out of it
That's depressing. Really looking forward to aging now.😒
Lol separate rooms
My grandparents sleep on different floors of their house
It's a blessing to have the space for separate rooms!!
Nothing will destroy a marriage faster than one partner not being able to sleep because the other snores or in our case, has to wake up at 3 am but he hits snooze two or three times. I was ready to kill him until we decided to have separate rooms!!
😂😂😂 best comedian 100%. His wife must be a gem with the best sense of humour otherwise they wouldnt be married ❤
I wanna like this but I'mma leave it at 69
Michael throwing in an occasional "My wife is a beautiful person" to make the situation slightly better
She'll play this at the divorce hearing and they'll just give her the house 😂
Actually I've known more financially savvy male friends to get the house over the ex wife.
Bless her. Don’t jinx it lowlife.
@@metastract ..and then you woke up. Lol :)
I love how he jokes about topics that are taboo like women farting or having bad breath.
This one and Michael Ackenkaker. My absolute favorites. I start laughing when I see the title and I'm crying by the time they're over. Best ever!
How DARE you insult the good name of Ackle Ackenkaker… I don’t know who this Micheal is but get it together! 😂😂😂
@@artistjuliadocherty please forgive me, I couldn't see straight through the tears of laughter and misspelled.
@@toots7693 Ahh, makes sense! 😂😂
I didn't know whether to laugh or sympathise with his poor wife. I chose to laugh. ...
He won't be sleeping tonight😂 AT LEAST NOT IN THE SAME ROOM🤣🤣
She's probably havin' a good laugh too! I'm sure he would have told her he was gonna talk about her (again)... lol
Xolisa Xolisa I would have laughed aswell
Remember people, that comedians are here to make jokes. Half of these jokes probably never happened.
@@user-jt1jv8vl9r shut up dont ruin the moment
I laughed so hard that I'm out of breath, tears rolling down my face, coughing from lack of air in my lungs!! Michael and your wife are amazing, thank you!!!
Micheal is clearly the best comedian ever is style is really amazing 😉
absolute legend ....the best comedy comes from real life ...this guy is the real deal ...i can assure you this bit is true as my wife sat there laughing and nodding to me how does he know ....genius
That was one of his BEST bits! My Husband is exactly like his wife!!! Snores, talks, moves, farts, he could be the next annoying kid toy! LOL
Who else Googled "Michael McIntyre wife" after watching this?
it's KITTY McIntyre for those who want to speed things up haha...
I did because you mentioned it.
zoeytrapper Same 👍🏻
😂
did 😂
Reminds me of the Good Will Hunting scene that Robin Williams improvised. Matt Damon laughed so much he wheezed and the cameraman couldn't help but shake. Grateful that the director Gus Van Sant kept the scene in :)
I normally don’t find fart jokes funny, but this was a scream. Laughed so hard.
Ha ha he is just joking he loves his wife so much bless.
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Love how every so often he mentions how beautiful his wife is to try and earn back the husband points he’s losing 😂😭
I'm not sharing this with my husband! 😂 😂😂
too late
We always love Michael and his joke. So effortless.
Oh man. This is one the funniest sketches I have ever seen. Thanks for sharing Michael 👍🏽 ☘️
OMG, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. That was absolutely hysterical. Haven't had such a good belly laugh in a while. Michael, you are awesome.
Watching this with a kidney infection is not wise, it’s painful but hilarious 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Notification poped up and I clicked fast😂😂
Love Michael McIntyre❤
OMG, this is hysterical! And so true!
I love this guy please let him host the Oscars or golden globe🙏 this would be everything🤣🤣🤣
well, most people sleep in separate rooms because the wife gets sick of never sleeping while the husband snores. Many women spend decades like that, feeling it would be too rude to ask sleep from marriage
Keep taking your meds Jo.
Exactly! Most ppl don't even get it
@@JonSmith-cx7gr What a ridiculous comment.
@@Tropchrismas7894 Keep taking your meds Tina.
My husband sleeps on the couch.i in the bed.married 25 years.extremley happy toghther.he snores and breaths on me and he says the couch is more comfortable go figure.works great for us
Why is the window open omgggg lolllllll im dead
I think spouses of comedians must have a great self esteem. When you marry them you know you are going to be the butt of many jokes.
Tears are rolling down my face, it's something out of this world🤣🤣🤣🤣
His poor wife. 🤣🤣
Michael McIntyre you are incredible! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my cheeks 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Michael thanks for making me laugh when I am down you need a crown because I make people lose there frown
I wonder what his wife's reaction after watching this .
And i wonder if she still talks to him 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Im in tears watching this
MM is one of the most unique of comedians, sooooo funny
I feel too ill with C19 to say anything much apart from, Thank you, Michael. I needed to have a proper laugh, so badly xxx
You are feeling better now, I hope.
@@rachelthebroken1031 definitely x
Thank you for asking 💜🌈
@@nicolarollinson4381 That's good to hear.
@@rachelthebroken1031 thats very kind of you to say so. I hope you are well. 💜 evidently not completely broken. That is clear xx
@@nicolarollinson4381 I am pretty well, thank you :)
I had a boyfriend to talked in his sleep. Scared the shit out of me the first time. After a few nights I was giggling one morning. He wanted to know why...I said well..this is what you said ...I don't talk in my sleep! Wanna bet?
I want to see Michael's wife. I really do. I haven't laughed and cried at the same time for years. Until now. It was hilarious.
Omg my husband says I save all my gas for the night too!
He is just fab. And, so is the audience cos they can laugh at themselves and their real human nature. Most of all we laugh and don’t take offence. Just brilliant Michael
Michael THIS is what you should do. Forget game shows 😍
Absolutely howling!!! 😂😂😂😂
Ohhhh that was great! First laugh I've had all day!!! Thank you Michael 🤣
I bet mrs McIntyre helps him write a lot of his script, they make a great team 😅😅😂
2:00 I always do that, I wake up all of a sudden thinking I'm falling
How brilliant are you Michael!! 😂😂😂❤❤🏴🏴
I've literally got tears in my eye's 🤣how does he do it???
My 17 month old said "Daddy" in her sleep when she was sleeping in our bed. I assumed she was awake, but she was fast asleep.
Who the heck is the 141 people who put thumbs down he's so funny
Victoria Lewis that must be his wife’s friends 😂
Australians ..... they thought it was a thumbs up...
At some stage I have to go and see him live. OMG!!! That would be funny and good.
Just discovered him this 2019
I had to keep pausing the video to catch my breath before I watched the next bit. This is too funny lol
putting every man in the audience on the spot the last minute....loved it!
That jolting joke is so relatable
He is so hilarious!
Hilarious! My God, I'm in tears from laughing. So funny.
IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂
He sounds like stewie from family guy 😂
meant to start the day exercising...instead watching michaels vids...hilarious xx
Omg that is exactly my wife. Bedtimes are an absolute nightmare for me. In the morning she will deny any of it is true. I video recorded her one night and asked her to watch it the next morning, her response was more than angry, she threatened me with a lawsuit stating I had recorded her with out her permission. 🤣🤣🤣
Best comedian on the Planet!!!
Shared this with my wifey, she was laughing so hard then said he's been watching you 😳😳. Yes both girls but come on surly I don't do this xxxxxx Take care everyone 😉
Same thing happens with me and my husband 🤣
Your next sketch after this will be titled.... wife's endless headache
I laughed so much I nearly choked my husband says this is me 😂😂😂
This is making me snort laugh for the first time
Love this guy, he is so funny!
I really really shouldn’t bother eating or drinking whilst viewing your videos! Good gawd LMAO
You’re simply hilarious 😂 Love from Ethiopia 🇪🇹
I’m actually crying
Be careful, spooning usually leads onto forking! 😎
can't believe I cried laughing watching this, lmao XD
The English royalty discovered that even the King or Queen farts and has morning breath. They wisely invented the tradition of separate bedrooms. The magic is protected. LOL!
If he is still not divorced after this video, then kudos to the wifey! 😂
You must get in sooo much trouble when you get home sometimes! Haha brillant
I once had a dream that a lion roared and I woke myself up farting!!! Lol the lion's roar in my dream was my fart!!!! LOL
When she had said "there was a bang. what was that big bang?" I would have said the universe was restarting.
this was so funny. i am crying
I really wanna see his wife bc seems like she's the muse of most of his stand-ups !!
U can't watch Michael n not piss yourself laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg I can’t see from my tears running ahahahhahaaha
My favorite comedian from across the pond...😂
This woman needs some sort of patience award.
i'm sure his wife was thrilled with this routine.
COUNT ON IT!
There...in the end. I too laughed myself to tears at this one🤣.
And the sleep language sounds like some Oriental language. I know Michael joked in one show that he resembles Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid😁
If he didn't pay the bills by saying this stuff she'd kill him for it
i just typed much the same ....he's worth $80 million
Priceless! 😂😆😄
Soooo spot on!
I got a stitch from laughing too hard at this 😂
Props to the man who controls the spotlight on Mike.
His wife has definitely farted in the day time.
TRUST.
MrWithnailJRjunior People fart pre and post-dump. I do.
@@seanjosephhayes yes! You are right. the toilet farts pre and post
Ooo someones in trouble when he gets home 😂
That made me laugh so much 🤣
Bloody brilliant! 😂