Crazy part is the Kingpin in the MCU got rich from all the destruction the Avengers helped spread during the Invasion. Man literally banked off this bullshit.
"Thor and Black Widow seem to be fine boss" "Aight Thor's fine" "And black widow too boss" "Bruh stop telling me about shit that don't matter" Bruh I'm done! 🤣🤣🤣
When watching the Loki TV series (overall it was good), I couldn't get over the fact that Marvel seemed to forget that Loki is supposed to be a GOD. In this movie bullets were bouncing off him in the opening scene, he was tossing Cap around like a child (and tanking his strikes for zero damage), and boxing with Thor going hit for hit. Even though he got rag-dolled by Hulk, the fact that his body was still in one piece afterwards shows that Frost Giant durability is no joke. Then in the Loki TV series he's getting his ass beat by regular-ass humans. They did the god of mischief dirty.
Can we just acknowledge that Hawkeye, the avenger everyone likes to pretend is trash, was the first one to actually start saving civilians? Dude is a real hero.
I like hawkeye just being cool with being an avenger He was a superspy brainwashed a few hours ago and was recruited and is now the first to save people
They really let Capt. America step outside in that fit, you alr know his street cred in the underworld. Ain't no way Peggy would've taken him back if he came back to the past wearing that. Great video as usual, BlankBoy. I laughed by heart out. Keep up the awesome work.
To be fair, Steve didn't make it, SHIELD must have the worst costume designers ever, that's why Steve immediately switched to relying on Tony to make his suits.
Mentioning how Cap's suit looks like his stage costume from the 40's Keep in mind, Agent Coulson may have been the one in charge of handling Cap's stuff. And he was a massive fan of his So it really must've been based off that suit with a slight modern take
If you think about it , Steve's whole coordination was brilliant .Clint was in recon up on high , giving information and picking out targets .Tony was flying around , keeping them all corralled within a containment zone .Thor was bottlenecking them so not so many of them got to overwhelm his colleagues .Natasha , as the more subterfuge and sabotage oriented one , gets sent to close the portal and stopping the whole clownery .Steve gets to stop as many foot soldiers as possible from moving freely and trying to fuck over people .And Bruce (Hulk , really) acts as crowd control , eliminating the more Tanky targets and becoming a point of focus for the enemy . We need more of characters coordinating like this and being smart about how to best use their abilities and skills to help each other out and save people .Only seeing that in Young Justice and animated Justice League Movies .
And remember cap just got there and he was already formulating a plan until bruce got there and turned into hulk Then when the avengers assembled they needed someone to give the game plan and tony gave steve permission to and cap had already a full plan in mind giving everyone a role to play I have to give cap props Hes not my favourite avenger and not my favourite supehero But i respect why hes in charge
Ngl what did they think was gonna happen in Zoo York. Also, Loki the best Marvel villian and bro just got the aura after he recovered from the hulk beatdown. His show best marvel show aswell.
Oh shit, both BlankBoy and CNS releasing today? (Pause!) Is it a holiday??? Damn, Clint was lowkey cold in this movie! I thought he only carried the team on his back in Age of Ultron and Civil War... Whatever you might say about Marvel movies, This was a game changer.
19:45 in answer to your question yeah cap did save them, there’s a female waitress in there who later thanks the avengers on the news in the aftermath of the battle
Dawg when he talked about Cap’s suit I was like damn he speaking facts cuz the Winter Soldier and Endgame suits were my favorites and they were fire asf🔥🔥🔥
10:27 that's not a ship it's one of the chitauri aka a leviathan. Iron man also didn't shoot missiles they were flares to get its attention. Gotchu bro 🤝
Me before going to New York when it got attacked in a movie: "Oh no! Help New York! 😱" Me after visiting New York: "You know what? We ain't loosing anything important, we can spare a city"
12:54 Nah, "10 years old" threw me off for a second, I had to look up when this came out. I was like 18-19 🤣🤣🤣🤣 had to check for a second, thought TOO much time done passed.
As for Cap's fit. Coulson is a Cap fanboy, and grew up reading the comics and seeing the stage show outfit in full color reels. So when time came to make his suit, Coulson was that designed it and he played up the cartoony aspects to the max. Coulson made Cap's outfit the MOST CAPTAIN AMERICA it could possibly be.
I thought I was the only one to notice the shitory ship was ripped off straight out of Transformers 3 😭 they also really be spamming the light beam in every movie of this era (TMNT, Fantastic 4, etc.)
Cap was fighting a God, bare handed... First punch to the face - Surprised Loki, but barely fazed him Second punch to the side - Practically a tickle Kick to the face - Slightly staggers Loki, but was still nothing. Even with the shield, Cap was going to get his ass beat.
"We did it Patrick, we saved the city" head ahh.
loll
Lmao Bro facts💀
@@5starrsamyou should be ashamed of yourself
@@Lotus3.2.2.Ashamed for being religious is wild.
@vintagehumanoid bro how do you not realise what he's talking about........
New York can never catch a break in these marvel movies I swear😭
Can never stay safe in New York💀🙏🏾
They got ant man in San Fran and Chi
They deadass set Moon Knight in the UK because they felt bad about all this shit happening to New York.
New york is always the city to take place in films and tv shows
Echo took place in Oklahoma, Ant man San Francisco, Shang Chi same, Age of ultron a made up country, black panther…. Really, spider man 2 in Europe,
Blankboy giving Hawkeye his flowers feels like a direct response to Zeph roasting him WAY TOO HARD in his Ultron vid 😂😂
Bruhh deadass🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 nah y’all hell
I don't get how you listen to that man when all he do is yell
@@zephfire_16 just admit you're a hater 😂
@@zephfire_16 you have to give Hawkeye his props tho 😭😭😭
Villains: attack
Citizens: someone help us
Avengers: we’re here
Citizens: SOMEONE PLZ FUCKING SAVE US
Anybody but them 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jesus loves you
With heroes like them who need enemies?
LMAOOO
Crazy part is the Kingpin in the MCU got rich from all the destruction the Avengers helped spread during the Invasion. Man literally banked off this bullshit.
5:20 falling R Kelly Initials is crazy🤣
😂😂
“Kids getting sturdy,bad bitches in Macy’s,and stop those crackheads”😂😂😂😂
"Thor and Black Widow seem to be fine boss"
"Aight Thor's fine"
"And black widow too boss"
"Bruh stop telling me about shit that don't matter"
Bruh I'm done! 🤣🤣🤣
Fr tho, who you gonna pick?? A literal god among men or just Scarlett Johanson? 💀
@@pineappleboi1719 depends on context
@@ligma445Definitely 😂
😂😂lol
@@pineappleboi1719exactly
“The possibility of dying to falling R Kelly initials is sick work” 😂😂😂
12:01
“Bruce don’t do it she for the whole MCU” 😂😂😂😂
0:54 That man is actually a holocaust survivor so it makes sense for him to be standing up to someone like Loki
Unc wasn’t having that shit again. Much respect to him
Uncle had enough of that 1945 shit so he said let's scrap
Badass 💯
Unc said you ain't getting me twice.
Gramps too old for this shit he said run them hands 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯
Almost forgot how funny this dudes videos are. Haven't seen one in a minute. This is hilarious 😂
Classic mob mentality @@5starrsam
0:23 Straight Vegeta timing🙏😭
@blitzFN100 bro why do you keep saying that 💀
We all need Jesus @@CypherGodzilla
Fr
@@5starrsamnuh uh
Also real
“The Super Soldier would have been a super fry cook” is crazy 💀
Though not inaccurate, without results, the Army would have just made Steve Rogers the Super Cook or bullet sponge.
Loki getting ragdolled by the unincredible hulk is funny😂
Wdym unincredible Hulk? This is not iw and endgame yet.
@@mr.kuso868😂😂😂😂... you ain't watch the video did you?
@@mr.kuso868 12:29 please watch the video before commenting 🫡
He was never the same after that Hoe'ing
No no no he still has his stats. Loki had to lay there and reflect on getting his back blown out by a big green veiny monster......and the Hulk too
Kids getting sturdy, bad bitches at Macy’s, and stop those crackheads is a wild sentence out of context 🤣
6:42 "wait u deadass?"😭
i laughed so hard at that part
Love Loki!
Calmest day in MCU New York
And real New York
there’s like a 2 min section where some of the memes of muted, idk why or how that happened 🤦♂️, my bad y’all
TELL SUPER TO UPLOAD MORE AND LONGER
@@tottot102 Do you genuinely believe this comment will move him to do that? Genuinely?
@@yamanu2221 aye you never know
W
Where are the nba vids at
When watching the Loki TV series (overall it was good), I couldn't get over the fact that Marvel seemed to forget that Loki is supposed to be a GOD. In this movie bullets were bouncing off him in the opening scene, he was tossing Cap around like a child (and tanking his strikes for zero damage), and boxing with Thor going hit for hit. Even though he got rag-dolled by Hulk, the fact that his body was still in one piece afterwards shows that Frost Giant durability is no joke. Then in the Loki TV series he's getting his ass beat by regular-ass humans. They did the god of mischief dirty.
Can we just acknowledge that Hawkeye, the avenger everyone likes to pretend is trash, was the first one to actually start saving civilians? Dude is a real hero.
I always did
I like hawkeye just being cool with being an avenger
He was a superspy brainwashed a few hours ago and was recruited and is now the first to save people
This New York and Gotham gotta be the worst places to live at😭
You’ve never seen Los Santos then
not just this new york fam. new york in general
@@Man77772liberty city and vice city how about that
@@francisthecreation2707 nah liberty and Vice don’t have oppressors yet
The insane amount of universal references made while actually summarizing the movie is so fuckin' elite
1:51 Blackwidow having a hard time today 😂
It feels good to be watching this gonna like this now.
ily bro
@@blankboy_dawg what🙏
@@blankboy_love you bro
@@silverrain99205 💀 bro what
@@blankboy_What are you on? Cap’s suit in the avengers is fire.
“The portal is moving like a thot, letting everyone in” is a crazy line😭
Read this just as he said it lol
@@jamthacreatorOng Same😂😂
Thor looking at NYC in ruins and was like "That's crazy." as he teleports to Asgard.
20:45 "Hulk destroy Loki puny muscles with big" 😂😂😂😂😂
Why does that actually sound like something Hulk would say?!😂
Thor counting to six and Hulk not making it past one was the GOAT line of the video.
They really let Capt. America step outside in that fit, you alr know his street cred in the underworld. Ain't no way Peggy would've taken him back if he came back to the past wearing that. Great video as usual, BlankBoy. I laughed by heart out. Keep up the awesome work.
To be fair, Steve didn't make it, SHIELD must have the worst costume designers ever, that's why Steve immediately switched to relying on Tony to make his suits.
the loki slander is crazy 💀
“If miss any shots yo weak ass we recruiting Wolverine 13:32
2:32 “this the same man that was hitting on his dead girlfriends niece, he has no SHAME
Nah cause why tf did he do that 💀💀
@@juancarrillo5677 free games out here for Steve Rodgers
New blankboy to kick the weekend off, hell yeah
@@5starrsam
no
15:47 and after all of that, the rent is still going to be in the triple digits
Only triple? Cost of living, my ass
Mentioning how Cap's suit looks like his stage costume from the 40's
Keep in mind, Agent Coulson may have been the one in charge of handling Cap's stuff. And he was a massive fan of his
So it really must've been based off that suit with a slight modern take
Cops ALWAYS be pulling up and never doing a damn thing, just run away bro
They're the target practice
You know the alien army is always just camping the other side of the portal, not doing any training
"That moment that had 10 year old me and you in the theater, geeking"...ow...my back.
I was 15 then 😭
Same bro, that scene gave me chills as a kid
Had to take a step back when I realized 2012 was 11 years ago, goddamn
I'm turning 25 this year and I remember going to the theater that day....I wanna cry 😂😂😢
@@geekymetalhead5112 I turn 33...
NGL the editing is on a whole nother level 🔥
good looks bro ‼️
Bruce intro to fight was OP!!. especially the globetrotters bit.yo pass the rock my guy!lol
He peaked and it was a slight decline before a meteoric fall after this.
@concept5631 true.domesticated by the white woman in ultron,pieced up by Thor in ragnarok, and retired in infinity wars
@concept5631 but I was referring to blank with that Harlem globetrotters transition. That was top tier comedy.
What?
If you think about it , Steve's whole coordination was brilliant .Clint was in recon up on high , giving information and picking out targets .Tony was flying around , keeping them all corralled within a containment zone .Thor was bottlenecking them so not so many of them got to overwhelm his colleagues .Natasha , as the more subterfuge and sabotage oriented one , gets sent to close the portal and stopping the whole clownery .Steve gets to stop as many foot soldiers as possible from moving freely and trying to fuck over people .And Bruce (Hulk , really) acts as crowd control , eliminating the more Tanky targets and becoming a point of focus for the enemy .
We need more of characters coordinating like this and being smart about how to best use their abilities and skills to help each other out and save people .Only seeing that in Young Justice and animated Justice League Movies .
And remember cap just got there and he was already formulating a plan until bruce got there and turned into hulk
Then when the avengers assembled they needed someone to give the game plan and tony gave steve permission to and cap had already a full plan in mind giving everyone a role to play
I have to give cap props
Hes not my favourite avenger and not my favourite supehero
But i respect why hes in charge
Finally someone on the internet putting respect my man Hawkeyes name.
Every time bro ain't on the team, they lose
"wait you deadass? chop cheese really like that fr?" best loki quote off all time
Ngl what did they think was gonna happen in Zoo York. Also, Loki the best Marvel villian and bro just got the aura after he recovered from the hulk beatdown. His show best marvel show aswell.
Oh shit, a 24+ minute video? We about to eat good tonight
Frfr
Bro said why is Domino's texting you kissy faces 😂😂😂 Omfg that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Blank is that Merc with a mouth for real, out here throwing shots at everyone and everything😂😂😂
Oh shit, both BlankBoy and CNS releasing today? (Pause!) Is it a holiday???
Damn, Clint was lowkey cold in this movie! I thought he only carried the team on his back in Age of Ultron and Civil War...
Whatever you might say about Marvel movies, This was a game changer.
😊😊😮😮😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅9
Peter got his avatar state awoken with that sharp corner .
12:47 i fucking lost it at the yoda scream
19:45 in answer to your question yeah cap did save them, there’s a female waitress in there who later thanks the avengers on the news in the aftermath of the battle
👍
The winter solider fit goes hard bro!!❤️💙🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥💪
2:22 Nah Loki couldn't have Cap disrespecting the drip like that in public 😂
Dawg when he talked about Cap’s suit I was like damn he speaking facts cuz the Winter Soldier and Endgame suits were my favorites and they were fire asf🔥🔥🔥
Hawkeye really forgot to equip the scavenger perk.
It's rhetorical commercial/ad before the video, but this shit already 10/10
16:08 This Hulk scene is the best argument for The Accords I’ve seen. Almost convincingly
14:16 Ayoo watch yo jet WATCH YO JET 😂
Bruh at 16:05 you not kidding, they really wrecked half of NYC by themselves but mad that the governments of the world concerned about safety
Straight 🔥but being sent to the gulag off of R Kelly’s initials is wild bruv
10:27 that's not a ship it's one of the chitauri aka a leviathan. Iron man also didn't shoot missiles they were flares to get its attention.
Gotchu bro 🤝
The deal to make the Avengers be responsible for what they do should have happened after this 😭😭💀
It did, after that shit with Ultron, that nonsense was the Final Straw.
This movie was so hype bro when I first saw it. Crazy its been over 10 years already
Thank you so much for giving Hawkeye respect in this video. People seem to forget how clean he is sometimes.
New York city and the Golden Gate Bridge ain't ever getting a break! Not as long super heros and Monsters exist. 😂
Your editing got me in tears
A good Chopped Cheese will change your life. Definitely have you rethinking world domination.
Can we all appreciate that transition at 18:06
Idk why but " Loki, you’re acting like a badass little kid, you’re 40 " got me fucking cackling 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me before going to New York when it got attacked in a movie: "Oh no! Help New York! 😱"
Me after visiting New York: "You know what? We ain't loosing anything important, we can spare a city"
Hittin on your dead girlfriend's niece is crazy 💀😭
13:27 This part right here had me dying💀
captain America: hulk. SMASH
Hulk: 😁
13:53
The ding was CRAZY 13:53
The crazy part is that in Asgardian terms, this was a Temper-Tantrum.
It's not even half as bad as Odin's lightest warcrime😂
I'm not a hater, I swear, but Thor, Hulk, and Iron Man is the movie Avengers at 90% of their power.
I'm only seven minutes in and I think this is my new favorite BlankBoy video. "Gotta blast!" damn near made me spit coffee on my new Kirby shirt
"Chris Purple snapped" 😂💀
Was bored as hell and you drop 25 minutes ?! My man.
They somehow lower and raise the crime rate wit this destruction
3:23 he ain’t lyin I’m never puttin that suit on after that💀
12:54 Nah, "10 years old" threw me off for a second, I had to look up when this came out. I was like 18-19 🤣🤣🤣🤣 had to check for a second, thought TOO much time done passed.
6:19 I’m crying Loki def would’ve did dat😭
19:17 You should deadass make videos about the Equalizer movies. 🤣
This man crack me up every single time 😂😂😂
22:36 I just love this part.
As for Cap's fit. Coulson is a Cap fanboy, and grew up reading the comics and seeing the stage show outfit in full color reels. So when time came to make his suit, Coulson was that designed it and he played up the cartoony aspects to the max. Coulson made Cap's outfit the MOST CAPTAIN AMERICA it could possibly be.
"Landing in a nice soft concrete" got me 😂
I know taxes in New York was hitting more licks in peoples' pockets than Clint after he lost his family in Endgame
25 minutes of GREATNESS!🐐🐐🐐
Rod Wave finally never caught a stray today😭🙏🏽
Had to tune in like a kid waiting for the next episode of DBZ 😎
You're a real one for making it one video
7:31- the fact u ain’t talk about the big jont that was running like an Olympic track athlete is crazy
I liked that suit. And Colton said they needed something old fashioned. And he was a fan. He literally designed it.
I thought I was the only one to notice the shitory ship was ripped off straight out of Transformers 3 😭 they also really be spamming the light beam in every movie of this era (TMNT, Fantastic 4, etc.)
4:45 lowkey facts tho😂😂
Cap was fighting a God, bare handed...
First punch to the face - Surprised Loki, but barely fazed him
Second punch to the side - Practically a tickle
Kick to the face - Slightly staggers Loki, but was still nothing.
Even with the shield, Cap was going to get his ass beat.
You gotta give Black Widow more credit she's a superhuman serum too. You forgot in her own movie falling 6 six stories no fall damage
This had me laughing my guy!!! Glad you back
14:43 nahh poor Hawkeye 😭