How KRATOS violated THE GODS OF OLYMPUS in the WORST ways

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  • @Codenamesuper
    @Codenamesuper 4 місяці тому +5411

    Unc finally back 🙏

    • @ZibaMalumbo
      @ZibaMalumbo 4 місяці тому +380

      Remember your promised Jiren video.

    • @blankboy_
      @blankboy_  4 місяці тому +1091

      yessir nephew 🫡

    • @AlphaOfAllAlphas666
      @AlphaOfAllAlphas666 4 місяці тому +65

      ​@blankboy_ u think u could make 1 of these videos but like it be aquaman like a video like this from Aquaman 1 not 2 Aquaman 2 was ASS

    • @gadsonirishura4218
      @gadsonirishura4218 4 місяці тому +44

      You can’t be talking you take longer than him to upload

    • @auseerplays846
      @auseerplays846 4 місяці тому +17

      @@blankboy_ Unc They Might Not Be Boxing But Can You Do A Vid On Ghost Rider One Of The Goats

  • @ThatChalk
    @ThatChalk 4 місяці тому +2255

    Fun fact: the zues beat down is endless. It only ends once you stop pressing circle. This has caused some people to beat zues for a comical amount of time.

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 4 місяці тому +368

      I beat Zues for hours until my thumb 👍 👍 started to get sore because Zues was the person solely responsible for Kratos's family's deaths.

    • @python3219
      @python3219 4 місяці тому +125

      15 mins for me 😂😂😂😂

    • @Hide_zzz
      @Hide_zzz 4 місяці тому

      ​@@python321920 mins for me

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 4 місяці тому +86

      Why people call Zeus "zuez"

    • @ThatChalk
      @ThatChalk 4 місяці тому +62

      @@cristhianramirez6939 I went to American public schools

  • @sigmatickx
    @sigmatickx 4 місяці тому +802

    ATREUS: Can you fight something that big?
    KRATOS: Boi, I killed your great grandfather.

    • @haseeb8131
      @haseeb8131 4 місяці тому +43

      @yungdracoo4 Cronos is Atreus's great grandfather

    • @theemotionalremix
      @theemotionalremix 4 місяці тому +43

      ATREUS: You killed him too? Who didn't you kill?
      KRATOS: Your step-mom.
      ATREUS: What?
      KRATOS: What?

    • @maxm.m.7219
      @maxm.m.7219 Місяць тому +9

      At first I thought he was referring to Aphrodite, who actually isn't really Zeus' daughter, but more so sister, until I realised "Wait, step-mom?".
      Although, honestly, I'm glad that the Valhalla Expansion confirmed that Kratos has no romantic feelings towards Freya, and their relationship is purely platonic (at least from Kratos' perspective. He's actually kinda scared Freya is only keeping him around cause he's useful. Later on Freya reassures she does genuinely see him as her friend)(Mimir basically asks Kratos if he has romantic feelings for her, and Kratos clarifies his feelings are more akin to seeing her as a close friend and sister-figure) ​@@theemotionalremix

    • @capitanaless1o493
      @capitanaless1o493 Місяць тому +2

      Boi, i WAS that big

    • @brenale_heartsJesus
      @brenale_heartsJesus 25 днів тому

      @@theemotionalremix😂

  • @n4t_swayy387
    @n4t_swayy387 4 місяці тому +2911

    Kratos using the head of helios as a flashlight was just wicked work

    • @Sebastiengornail2995
      @Sebastiengornail2995 4 місяці тому +72

      Yep it was

    • @charlesbradshaw5183
      @charlesbradshaw5183 4 місяці тому +117

      Kratos seems to have a thing about carrying severed heads with him everywhere he goes.

    • @vincentmartineau2006
      @vincentmartineau2006 4 місяці тому +86

      And he took Hermes Olympian 1s

    • @Manta_Lore
      @Manta_Lore 4 місяці тому +23

      The most kratos thing to do in the dark

    • @dappie2269
      @dappie2269 4 місяці тому

      Better that than using it as a fleshlight.

  • @MogtheMad0422
    @MogtheMad0422 4 місяці тому +215

    Seeing that last image really makes
    -"....there are consequences to killing a god!"
    Hit home. Really showed why he was so hesitant to end Odin at first.

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 4 місяці тому +27

      But let's be honest, if Kratos was allowed to let go a little, Odin would lose his other eye 😂

  • @DislikedCandy
    @DislikedCandy 4 місяці тому +2531

    Kratos beat these boys so bad that HE needed therapy in the Valhalla DLC.

    • @DrewJAtticus
      @DrewJAtticus 4 місяці тому +197

      And he still had to throw hands, I know it’s a video game but like it’s also a healing journey yo

    • @Usermarcusjrwardlaw
      @Usermarcusjrwardlaw 4 місяці тому +59

      Atreus when he gets grade:🏃🏃🏃

    • @Yomama.6.9.
      @Yomama.6.9. 3 місяці тому +11

      Tbh he jumped them lol. If it’s a fair 1v1 he might’ve lost

    • @TheGamingMusketeer
      @TheGamingMusketeer 3 місяці тому +21

      @@Yomama.6.9.nah he boxed hades 1v1

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 3 місяці тому +21

      @@Yomama.6.9.what are you on about most of his fights was one on ones

  • @SmooveDude07
    @SmooveDude07 4 місяці тому +205

    7:05 “Jeffery Ep- Oh nah this has gone too far!” shi had me cackling 😂

  • @p_0x0_q
    @p_0x0_q 4 місяці тому +113

    “I threw a rock at em” He was so proud of himself 😭

  • @luluthespecialist
    @luluthespecialist 4 місяці тому +1725

    “I threw a rock at him”😂

  • @traviselwell3066
    @traviselwell3066 4 місяці тому +166

    This the only game where we get a first person pov of getting jumped by our own character. This game is fucking wild

    • @JustLookingAroundyer
      @JustLookingAroundyer День тому

      Gritting his teeth with that pale white skin is fucking scary in this graphics.

  • @joshabrok494
    @joshabrok494 4 місяці тому +501

    "Brushing away his thoughts and memory" has me dying😆🤣

    • @blankboy_
      @blankboy_  4 місяці тому +30

      😭😭

    • @abugonapugonamugonarug1653
      @abugonapugonamugonarug1653 4 місяці тому +5

      😂shit like this makes me thankful to my parents. They didn’t give me much but at least I still got hair.

    • @zionnewkirk4838
      @zionnewkirk4838 4 місяці тому +3

      Shit was diabolical!!😂😂

    • @Thehealingheartsclub.x
      @Thehealingheartsclub.x 2 місяці тому

      Loses a memory each brush

    • @jundullah9869
      @jundullah9869 27 днів тому

      ​@@Thehealingheartsclub.x
      Probably why he thinks he's the GOAT, mf forgot all his bad seasons

  • @spxscarfo816
    @spxscarfo816 4 місяці тому +54

    "squeezing him like an ass cheek" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 crazy work

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 4 місяці тому +2026

    Kratos pulled up to the family Thanksgiving with the extended family members with gigantism and challenged his own daddy, Kratos is built different.

  • @DougieYT
    @DougieYT 4 місяці тому +133

    Kratos during the Greek Era was the angriest MF on the planet, shit was insane!

    • @maxm.m.7219
      @maxm.m.7219 Місяць тому +6

      Rivaled only by Asura 😂.

  • @IsaiahWayne2104
    @IsaiahWayne2104 4 місяці тому +1447

    This series happened, because Zeus wouldn't stop having, "Entanglements." 😅

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 4 місяці тому +5

      "Unfortunately, Zeus was horny" 😂

    • @Nin-Saber
      @Nin-Saber 4 місяці тому +200

      Greek Mythology in a nutshell:
      "AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!"

    • @samzilla567
      @samzilla567 4 місяці тому +112

      In words of the Octopus from The Spirit film: "Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants!"

    • @Grand-Master_Owl
      @Grand-Master_Owl 4 місяці тому +56

      The only thing stronger than Zeus himself is the anaconda 💀💀

    • @Blindluck92
      @Blindluck92 4 місяці тому +41

      Greek mythology abridged:
      Infidelity and cosmic prank wars.

  • @Print.B0nes
    @Print.B0nes 4 місяці тому +71

    My boy made the most brutal fatalities in gaming history on his own family tree💀🙏

  • @Valkyrie7894-o4v
    @Valkyrie7894-o4v 4 місяці тому +2773

    It’s actually hysterical that the ones who had the *least* beef with Kratos got the absolute *worst* of it. What he did to Poseidon had to be racially motivated 💀

    • @dwallace8731
      @dwallace8731 4 місяці тому +490

      That's what I'm saying! And Poseidon even gave kratos a power in the first game. Just for kratos to violate him the worst

    • @bjwill9047
      @bjwill9047 4 місяці тому +386

      Exactly, sure posiden was out he re tying to start shit but damn, kratos acting like this is the guy who murdered his family lmao. I think he just hates the ocean

    • @solitairemario
      @solitairemario 4 місяці тому +191

      what did helios even do bro 😭

    • @samzilla567
      @samzilla567 4 місяці тому +279

      Kratos destroyed Atlantis, killing countless innocents before he killed Poseidon. I think he just really hates fish people.

    • @Jonsnow14-0
      @Jonsnow14-0 4 місяці тому +67

      ​@@solitairemario he wasn't even fighting kratos 💀

  • @filipvadas7602
    @filipvadas7602 4 місяці тому +117

    What makes Poseidon's death even more insulting is that , as he falls, you can HEAR his heartbeat stop JUST as he's about to hit the water. If he had survived just half a second longer he might have been able to heal all his injuries and come back for round 2.

    • @satriadicky3732
      @satriadicky3732 16 днів тому +7

      Also if he bailed out of his water form just before Gaia punched him he could've formed a new water form.
      He is theoretically impossible to beat, its just that unfortunately he landed on a high mountain.

  • @BrIndustries459
    @BrIndustries459 4 місяці тому +340

    7:03 "tupac, kobi, walt Disney,Micheal Jackson" bro you killed me 😂😂

    • @fallenone_79
      @fallenone_79 4 місяці тому +9

      THAT SHIT HAD ME LMFAO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Yuvi2909
      @Yuvi2909 3 місяці тому +9

      Jeffery Epstein ☠️☠️☠️

    • @NaimChowdhury-cj4kk
      @NaimChowdhury-cj4kk 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Yuvi2909OH NAH, KRATOS PLEASE, PUT THAT SHUT BACK ON.

  • @THENemesisXX99
    @THENemesisXX99 4 місяці тому +175

    As TotallyToasty said. Kratos beat Poseidon like he stole something, he beat him like it was Def Jam Fight for NY and lastly, he beat him like HE killed his family.
    The fact that he did Poseidon worse than Ares and Zeus who are responsible for his family's deaths is crazy.

    • @LennoxSadler
      @LennoxSadler 4 місяці тому +3

      Wtf are you talking about he beat Zeus endlessly

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 4 місяці тому +8

      @@LennoxSadler I'll take getting punched in the face over and over until Kratos crashes back in. Then getting manhandled the way Poseidon did with my eyes getting gouged out, waiting for this guy to snap my neck. Chances are I'll probably be unconscious after the first three hits.

    • @LennoxSadler
      @LennoxSadler 4 місяці тому

      @@THENemesisXX99 the fact is Zeus was already dead for hours so Kratos was beating a dead body while Poseidon only got his neck snapped

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 4 місяці тому

      @LennoxSadler Then that contradicts what you said. If you claim Zeus had it worse than Poseidon. Meanwhile, you're just plain lying. Poseidon got beaten bloody, tossed around like a ragdoll, his eyes gouged out and then his neck snapped. Did you even watch the video or see the games?

    • @LennoxSadler
      @LennoxSadler 4 місяці тому +1

      @@THENemesisXX99 ight bud you don’t get what I’m saying and yes I platinumed all the god of war games

  • @RyomenAyeni225
    @RyomenAyeni225 4 місяці тому +598

    Kratos before the Norse games is the definition of Dads being nerfed by Marriage
    Bro was on a different timing in these games 😭🙏🏿

    • @sander.n
      @sander.n 4 місяці тому +54

      Well he was married when he was in Greece... he just cancel is Wife and kid when Ares give him the blade

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 4 місяці тому +110

      I mean he wasn't really nerfed. Bro got what he wanted in the trilogy and mellowed out. No reason to still be mad when you finally took out all your ops. He went from beating your ass to giving you time to correct yourself before he does.

    • @Eniggma39
      @Eniggma39 4 місяці тому +1

      Bro retired yet these Norses Gods stay on that Nick Fury timing.
      “There was an idea…”
      “Shut yo h03 ahh up. I already clocked out”

    • @BIGTHANKSHEESH
      @BIGTHANKSHEESH 4 місяці тому +62

      Let’s make one thing clear: if Norse Kratos wanted to do people like his younger self, he is more powerful. He could do it to the Norse pantheon in a whole evening. Hell he beat someone who mindlessly folded Giants. Deadass creating a racists wet dream

    • @slayarch2217
      @slayarch2217 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@BIGTHANKSHEESHOdin and Freya alone could prob take out Norse Kratos honestly.

  • @dangerousdictionaryjr
    @dangerousdictionaryjr 4 місяці тому +247

    Crazy how we got the God of Crashouts to a patient father.

    • @Eggshd
      @Eggshd 4 місяці тому +55

      Dad lore. I mean look at vegeta before bulma

    • @dangerousdictionaryjr
      @dangerousdictionaryjr 4 місяці тому +16

      @@Eggshd Fax 🤣

    • @Dhampire1976
      @Dhampire1976 4 місяці тому +8

      We went from peak to complete ass 💀🙏

    • @wolfgangmozart1920
      @wolfgangmozart1920 3 місяці тому +25

      ​@@Dhampire1976nah, u just don't like a good story fr. Kratos is a better character as a father, also because the moments of violence and anger he DOES have become more meaningful than him just ready to crashout over anything fr

    • @hunter9181
      @hunter9181 2 місяці тому

      ​@wolfgangmozart1920 you literally say that solely because we got OG Kratos first.. if he was the guy he is now you'd be eating crow and rightfully so! Not better fuck yalls opinion if THIS is your so called opinion.. talk about disrespect to the Kratos we grew up on. What a lame simpish outlook, better because he's a father... he already was one!!!! Fuck you don't forget about his og family.

  • @corydevious
    @corydevious 4 місяці тому +390

    Kratos is the type of guy to appear behind you when you look in the mirror then disappears when you look behind you

    • @juniorjunior5884
      @juniorjunior5884 4 місяці тому +56

      Nah, he'd punch you when you turn around.

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 4 місяці тому +4

      😂

    • @edmardisla8492
      @edmardisla8492 4 місяці тому +39

      @@juniorjunior5884 Yes, through the mirror.

    • @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
      @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl Місяць тому +1

      As soon as you turn around, he's giving you that Zeus treatment

  • @tytheaniman497
    @tytheaniman497 4 місяці тому +111

    Kratos is a DEMON. He should not be fucked with. Also, why the hell were Helios and Hermes even trying to act like they were like that. Those goofies weren’t even on his radar till they talked shit.

    • @joshuafrazier3904
      @joshuafrazier3904 4 місяці тому +26

      Its annoying because Helios specifically should lore wise be a genuine threat as a major god with an actual combat element to use. So Im sitting here wondering why Helios was not throwing out small nukes? Hermes honestly just got hella nerfed. As the messenger of the gods he should one be able to fly and two be able to damn near teleport with his speed.

    • @holypaladin4657
      @holypaladin4657 3 місяці тому

      ⁠@@joshuafrazier3904
      Hermes in the mythology is a multi talent, the main messenger in the Iliad for example is actually Iris. Hermes is mainly to do with commerce and trade rather than just running around delivering parcels or messages. He is also a healer and musician (Apollo lite).
      In truth all the gods in the mythology can almost instantaneously go anywhere. For example Athena seemingly teleports in the Iliad, and multiple gods seemingly appear on the battlefield almost instantly in the narrative.
      Helios is all-seeing, has prophetic powers, controls the power and flames of the sun and is a veteran of the Titanomachy/Titan War. So realistically he should have been about business. Also during Typhon’s rampage he was literally above everything that was happening, while all of Olympus except Zeus went into hiding, and Gaia herself reverently begs him for even a single ray of his power to help Typhon. Honestly they could have made him Kratos’ bro or a good boss fight, maybe even both because Kratos forced a fight by bringing the Titans, instead of what they did.

    • @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
      @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl Місяць тому +2

      Same with Hera. Kratos was literally walking away until she decided to talk smack.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess Місяць тому +1

      Yeah like if I learn someone killed Poseidon and Hades is coming I'm not gonna try to fight them I'm leaving asap😂

  • @InfiniteDimensions-gy7gv
    @InfiniteDimensions-gy7gv 4 місяці тому +415

    Young Kratos the type of guy to lose in game, say run it back, and when the other guy says yes the doorbell rings.

  • @PeaceKidd
    @PeaceKidd 4 місяці тому +59

    4:51 Poseidon: HE'S AN ANIMAL!!! HE TOOK MY VISION!!!
    Stevie: .....That's it???
    😂💀 My boy never misses.

  • @Samurai-Xtreme
    @Samurai-Xtreme 4 місяці тому +294

    Man, Kratos killing Hades, Poseidon, and Helios causing not so natural disasters to happen all over Greece is hilarious

  • @Voidderson
    @Voidderson 4 місяці тому +73

    Zeus was holding pendora up like how thanos holded up iron man , bro thought he was thanos 😭

  • @reallynotsogoldenisopod
    @reallynotsogoldenisopod 4 місяці тому +604

    0:27 Imagine lil bro'ing your older brother

    • @BlitzTheOissilent867
      @BlitzTheOissilent867 4 місяці тому +74

      Faxxx, Zues got more audacity than a New Yorker at any sports event ever

    • @brodyratliff7441
      @brodyratliff7441 4 місяці тому +22

      Im pretty sure they based their age off the order of when they left kronos

    • @seg162
      @seg162 4 місяці тому +11

      Sasuke could never

    • @Jonsnow14-0
      @Jonsnow14-0 4 місяці тому +28

      ​@@brodyratliff7441 Poseidon is older than zeus, just not stronger

    • @thatsaiyan9063
      @thatsaiyan9063 4 місяці тому

      ​@Kurd143 no Poseidon I'd stronger

  • @LittleMilesFOXx
    @LittleMilesFOXx 4 місяці тому +33

    16:38 nah I’m weak😂 bouncing off the concrete like Goku black is devastating work😭

    • @mjhernandez984
      @mjhernandez984 4 місяці тому +4

      Ion know about Goku but she laid out like Yamcha😭🙏

  • @d00mbr07
    @d00mbr07 4 місяці тому +84

    2018 and Ragnarok are goated, but theres still nothing compared to going into God of War 3 after waiting 5 years after that perfect cliffhanger ending from GoW2.
    The music, the set up, the HANDS. God of War 3 is still my series favorite overall.

  • @sibulanga72
    @sibulanga72 4 місяці тому +18

    Ayo "brushing away his thoughts and memories" is CRAZY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thesaint4692
    @thesaint4692 4 місяці тому +112

    9:18 You were having fun making this video bro😂😂

    • @IgneousRain177
      @IgneousRain177 4 місяці тому +26

      "Got Gotham looking like paradise" ☠️

  • @scribblerjones
    @scribblerjones 4 місяці тому +45

    Bro, being the God of Death just to get faded so bad, you end up face to face with all the souls you been punishing is *diabolical.*

    • @maxm.m.7219
      @maxm.m.7219 Місяць тому +2

      Nah, you don't even realise. Hades is not the God of Death, he's the God of the Underworld. The God of Death is Thanatos, except that Kratos killed Thanatos in God of War Ghost of Sparta, making Kratos, in a sense the God of War and Death.

  • @Shm_uck
    @Shm_uck 4 місяці тому +235

    kratos vs poseidon will forever go as the most disrespectful fight in gow history

    • @PaulaNaBussa-x1n
      @PaulaNaBussa-x1n 4 місяці тому +10

      Helios:Am i a joke to you

    • @darkstardarin
      @darkstardarin 4 місяці тому +29

      ​@@PaulaNaBussa-x1n that wasn't a fight, it was a slaughter

    • @Omnipulsar
      @Omnipulsar 4 місяці тому +6

      if kratos and freya become a couple later on like everyone wants them 2 for some reason then baulder would steal that title from poseiden as kratos would of whopped him a total of 3 times before killing him and then smash his mom who baulder wanted dead (rightfully so imo despite me liking freyas character for the most part)

  • @VagaBond6921
    @VagaBond6921 4 місяці тому +43

    The thing about the Zeus beat down, it only stops when the player stops button mashing

  • @dday906
    @dday906 4 місяці тому +878

    After killing Hades, I just sat there for a minute thinking: "Damn...we really murdered two of the Big Three as the first two boss fights."
    That's crazy.

    • @tomford2684
      @tomford2684 4 місяці тому +61

      Exactly, same thing i said, after that i just the zeus fight was about to be LEGENDARY🔥🔥🔥

    • @YoungIroh
      @YoungIroh 4 місяці тому +12

      My first thought was damn. He killed his uncles almost more brutally than his own Dad

    • @OnePlayer480
      @OnePlayer480 3 місяці тому +3

      Zeus would have fallen sooner had the whole flame of the Olympus plot not been a thing.

    • @Kometheus
      @Kometheus 3 місяці тому +2

      Best God of war game. Ragnarok has nothing on these games.

    • @Salvatorez1980
      @Salvatorez1980 Місяць тому

      I knew it was over for the other gods off that alone

  • @3abood016
    @3abood016 3 місяці тому +15

    3:56 Those sound effectes got me rolling 💀

  • @zoravarsandhu8296
    @zoravarsandhu8296 4 місяці тому +422

    I think we can all agree Hermes was done the most diabolically

    • @bigred212
      @bigred212 4 місяці тому +73

      Him or Poseidon I remember both getting cooked horribly

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 4 місяці тому +89

      Kratos dead ass said "You got the Hermes 12s tho!" 😂😂

    • @dwallace8731
      @dwallace8731 4 місяці тому +43

      Poseidon got it the worst. Bro got beat down, and his eyes gouged out. That's tough

    • @samzilla567
      @samzilla567 4 місяці тому +30

      What a mf does when he sees his bro got the new Jordans.

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 4 місяці тому +44

      Nah, Hephaestus was worse. Kratos killed him for trying to betray him after Kratos just got back from clapping his wife's cheeks. Then took custody of his daughter. Hermes 100% deserved it.

  • @Zenoforce
    @Zenoforce 4 місяці тому +17

    He said "40 year old man trying to play tag"🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @tahkaimartin8050
    @tahkaimartin8050 4 місяці тому +28

    "Have you never heard of email" is crazy work
    😂😂😂

  • @dandrickjones6920
    @dandrickjones6920 4 місяці тому +14

    17:43- “fallen and can’t get up…. OLD ASS”😂

  • @TheRealCozyGaming
    @TheRealCozyGaming 4 місяці тому +42

    Don’t fear BlankBoy is here 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥

  • @sinkohhdemayo8710
    @sinkohhdemayo8710 4 місяці тому +16

    4:55 “thats it?” Had me legit dying 😭😭😭

  • @tha_circuitt777
    @tha_circuitt777 4 місяці тому +48

    2nd Petition to get Blankboy to talk about the Intergalatic goat Ellen Ripley folding the Alien Queen in Aliens.

    • @tha_circuitt777
      @tha_circuitt777 4 місяці тому +8

      W Vid by the way Blankboy🔥💯

    • @blankboy_
      @blankboy_  4 місяці тому +13

      @@tha_circuitt777thank you bro, and yea i want to do an alien/ predator video soon

  • @synergy8879
    @synergy8879 2 місяці тому +11

    hermes talking the HOTTEST shit before he got his jordan’s stolen 😂

  • @henrybardole4487
    @henrybardole4487 4 місяці тому +29

    Kratos was low-key dishing out diabolical fatalities

  • @el-martinodale420
    @el-martinodale420 4 місяці тому +19

    3:03 "Stay tf away from her" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Chxrnvkna
    @Chxrnvkna Місяць тому +4

    The fact that every god went from “Lil bro ain’t shit man.” To “MERCY!! MERCYYYY”

  • @elijahdelacruz3204
    @elijahdelacruz3204 4 місяці тому +14

    Poseidon: “He’s an animal! He took my vision!”
    Stevie: “That’s it?” 🤣🤣

  • @williamt.e.mcmillian5435
    @williamt.e.mcmillian5435 4 місяці тому +33

    This meme is absolutely ABSURD 💀💀💀 5:16

    • @boscole19
      @boscole19 4 місяці тому +6

      Was just thinking this 😂😂

  • @waleedabdullahkhan5706
    @waleedabdullahkhan5706 4 місяці тому +19

    20:55 funfact: you can keep mashing the button and kratos keeps punching like forever

  • @tp24072
    @tp24072 4 місяці тому +15

    15:13 Russ catching strays for no reason 😭😭😭

  • @Blazen77123
    @Blazen77123 3 місяці тому +8

    13:49 is something I ALWAYS wondered. I get you are proud and what not but after Hades they shoulda called a huddle at the line of scrimmage and tried to all out blitz Kratos THAN worry about the titans as they were proving they couldn’t do anything on their own

    • @CaptPizza
      @CaptPizza 8 днів тому +1

      They still all would’ve lost, this man Kratos took out all THREE sisters of fate at THE SAME TIME. (The same fates who control the fate OF ALL mortals, GODS, and even TITANS).

  • @shakedown3268
    @shakedown3268 4 місяці тому +9

    9:19 I know you got the biggest kick outta writing this part of the script, the laugh says it all

  • @stormbreaker1934
    @stormbreaker1934 4 місяці тому +12

    "Got Gotham looking like paradise". I didn't think that was possible.

  • @SuperNeos2
    @SuperNeos2 4 місяці тому +40

    16:05 MOM LOOK I'M FAMOUS!!!!

  • @LaughingMatter07
    @LaughingMatter07 4 місяці тому +17

    Hermes is really that Route 1 trainer that you overlooked who comes to throw hands with you after you already crashed the Elite 4 and became Champion.

  • @Solokami420
    @Solokami420 4 місяці тому +32

    *souls start leaving Hades*
    "Tupac? Kobe? Walt Disney? Michael Jackson?!"🤣

    • @NaimChowdhury-cj4kk
      @NaimChowdhury-cj4kk 4 місяці тому +5

      “Jeffery Ep- OH NAH, this has gone too far Kratos, put that shit back on!”

  • @FireAnguirus
    @FireAnguirus 4 місяці тому +13

    "The power to kill a god" bro what power, kratos was already packing up the entire Olympus bundle without the box😭

  • @rachelbowen40
    @rachelbowen40 4 місяці тому +24

    When Kratos ran the fade with Olympic gods for black Air Force ones

  • @markisshano7334
    @markisshano7334 4 місяці тому +8

    Greek Gods: [Traumatizes and betrays Kratos]
    Kratos: *ON MY MAMA Y'ALL GOT ME F%CKED UP!!!!*

    • @mill2712
      @mill2712 2 місяці тому +1

      Zeus: Speaking on your mother...

  • @von2blick530
    @von2blick530 Місяць тому +4

    20:16 he's a phantom is CRAZY 🤣🤣

  • @ElijiahCater-xg9dq
    @ElijiahCater-xg9dq 4 місяці тому +4

    Blankboy capitalizing on the TikTok to become UA-cam popular was the best thing ever. A lot of your subs probably don’t even know about your TikTok. You really made it twin

  • @kaleking1516
    @kaleking1516 4 місяці тому +5

    lol bro you got me laughing on the first minute “lebron brushing his thoughts and memories” then you gon go ahead with “ I threw a rock at him”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 4 місяці тому +9

    "Got Gotham looking like paradise."
    Looking pretty even, ngl. 😅

  • @muirick9924
    @muirick9924 4 місяці тому +31

    1:00 reminds me of boondocks when bro with thugificent & that dude said to work at burger king. & they all staired at him like that☠️☠️

    • @eixd3396
      @eixd3396 4 місяці тому +4

      the face joker made just cracked my poor soul really priceless

    • @iHat8Cringe
      @iHat8Cringe 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@eixd3396 he looks so disappointed 😂😂

  • @Zay-o3p
    @Zay-o3p 2 місяці тому +4

    8:31 the song bro 😂😂😂

  • @khaliphileskosana4536
    @khaliphileskosana4536 4 місяці тому +13

    00:27 im dying, Posiedon didnt know what was coming

    • @jamesbrown6994
      @jamesbrown6994 4 місяці тому

      Poseidon: " Don't worry, guys, i got this, i'm like that"

    • @khaliphileskosana4536
      @khaliphileskosana4536 4 місяці тому +2

      @@jamesbrown6994 zues set him up for his last ride. A damn shame

    • @jamesbrown6994
      @jamesbrown6994 4 місяці тому

      @@khaliphileskosana4536 whole ahh snake fr

    • @joshuafrazier3904
      @joshuafrazier3904 4 місяці тому +1

      Really Poseidon probably could have won that fight if he had went in even mildly cautious like seriously if he wanted win all he needed to do was throw Gaia into the water and apparently in the God of War verse the Titans are stronger than their parents so if Poseidon can one shot a Titan he should be able to manhandled Gaia into a terrain advantage for himself.

  • @jussaiyanz6275
    @jussaiyanz6275 4 місяці тому +7

    Ayyeeee im in da viddd👏🏾🙌🏾 15:59

  • @curiousgeorgeatewrongjuice2856
    @curiousgeorgeatewrongjuice2856 4 місяці тому +9

    12:04 Why does Hera remind me of Drunk Aunties at the function ?!? ☠️☠️

  • @jordanseptember4641
    @jordanseptember4641 4 місяці тому +6

    4:59 Nahh not Rod Wave catching a stray😭😭

  • @infinity1063
    @infinity1063 3 місяці тому +12

    3:06 😭 That’s technically bros grandma

    • @SpamtonN3O
      @SpamtonN3O 2 місяці тому +5

      That never stoped the Greeks before 💀💀💀💀

    • @infinity1063
      @infinity1063 2 місяці тому +1

      @@SpamtonN3O 😭

    • @dilfheeseung
      @dilfheeseung 2 місяці тому +2

      Zeus was having kids with his sister I don't think they would care about a grandma and grandson messing around 😅

    • @adiqai
      @adiqai 2 місяці тому

      Great grandmother 👍

    • @infinity1063
      @infinity1063 2 місяці тому

      @@adiqai Isn’t any better 😢😢

  • @aubreyfeyrer3700
    @aubreyfeyrer3700 4 місяці тому +10

    This is actually insane because I have literally been watching clips of Kratos owning the Olympian gods the last two-three weeks because of BlankBoy's other God of War commentary videos and then he drops one for those very same clips soon after, it's like the universe gave me a gift for exploring more God of War 🤣🙏

  • @weebmeister-harry
    @weebmeister-harry 4 місяці тому +3

    Blank boy finally uploaded and it’s on my goat the god of crashing out, dam is it my birthday already?

  • @kenethwilson8422
    @kenethwilson8422 Місяць тому +1

    12:00 that god of war half way not much effort dab got me hollering for dear life laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @malwrld
    @malwrld 4 місяці тому +5

    Unc dropping peak 🙏🏾

  • @shirogitsune3480
    @shirogitsune3480 4 місяці тому +8

    This video is the best possible way that Atreus could have learned Kratos ran the fade against the entire Greek Pantheon. Man put the whole family tree on a T-shirt 💀

  • @BenjaminIzquierdo-nb6tq
    @BenjaminIzquierdo-nb6tq 4 місяці тому +6

    Reminder that Poseidon trapped kratos’s mom in Atlantis for damn near her entire life just to hide the fact his brother was alive, and then transformed his mom into a monster that kratos was forced to kill, he had more beef with Poseidon then damn near everyone else

  • @Vaderspn_edits
    @Vaderspn_edits 4 місяці тому +9

    0:33 bro sold 😭I threw a big rock at bro ahh

  • @Mqyc-m1t
    @Mqyc-m1t 4 місяці тому +24

    1:24 bro is speaking FACTS

  • @localdude2979
    @localdude2979 4 місяці тому +2

    TYSM bro!!! Been waiting for a video with OG god og eat TYPE shi🎉 Kratos and Zeus punching at the same time like this is creed 3 snd DBZ goku vs Vegrta was crazy

  • @F.R-07
    @F.R-07 3 місяці тому +5

    3:17 Bro the goffy a sounds!!!😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣

    • @VoidYT_
      @VoidYT_ 2 місяці тому +1

      Do you know the name I really need it

    • @F.R-07
      @F.R-07 2 місяці тому +3

      Just search silly ahh slap till you find it!!!(Hope it was helpfull!!!)😅😅😅😁😁😁🤗🤗🤗

    • @VoidYT_
      @VoidYT_ 2 місяці тому +1

      @@F.R-07 I guess 🥲

    • @F.R-07
      @F.R-07 2 місяці тому +1

      Well,I don't even know if it even has a specific name to it so...😅😅😅

  • @thomasfrank1009
    @thomasfrank1009 4 місяці тому +1

    15:17 the fact that I'm on my meal break eating pizza is crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @drb996
    @drb996 4 місяці тому +3

    "Bro brushing away his thought's and memories" OH...NAH! 😂

  • @itsdaniel13
    @itsdaniel13 3 місяці тому +2

    This”diddy party” has been going around my whole churcg

  • @Eniggma39
    @Eniggma39 4 місяці тому +3

    BlankBoy gotta be the king of throwing strays 😂

  • @CarlJohnson-gq8hw
    @CarlJohnson-gq8hw 3 місяці тому +3

    My boy kratos laid out zeus like I used to lay out my fit on the bed before school 😂

  • @AxLDX
    @AxLDX 4 місяці тому +5

    16:10 😂 laughed too hard at this 🤣

  • @EXSpomarble
    @EXSpomarble 4 місяці тому +7

    Brooo the cronos fight was soo peak man, Kratos literally got eaten and then just said “aight im done in here” 🗡️

  • @Yoskii1235
    @Yoskii1235 4 місяці тому +4

    17:57 nah this shit got me crying like bro can't even lock in for 2 sec before crashing out

  • @med7503
    @med7503 4 місяці тому +1

    If anyone asked me how brutal GOW 3 Kratos was, I would’ve redirected them to ur vid because I can’t use more better words and exemples than you did , great vid lad

  • @J-zs3xf
    @J-zs3xf 3 місяці тому +13

    what is the song at 8:35

    • @Arcane101X
      @Arcane101X 3 місяці тому +9

      Ybn nahmir - bounce out with that

  • @reddsmoke904
    @reddsmoke904 4 місяці тому +6

    17:51 ngl when Zeus said that, i cracked tf up 😂😂😂

  • @Kevin-Da-guy
    @Kevin-Da-guy 4 місяці тому +4

    When your GOAT uploads:

  • @kakyoinsolos
    @kakyoinsolos Місяць тому +2

    Most underatted thumbnail 🙏😬

  • @zamaskowany12
    @zamaskowany12 4 місяці тому +7

    4:25 6 year old me? This game came out in 2010... This shit really makes me feel old

    • @BIGTHANKSHEESH
      @BIGTHANKSHEESH 3 місяці тому

      That makes him a year older than me and I still feel old

  • @dylankacam
    @dylankacam 4 місяці тому +3

    That laugh when you say Gotham look like paradise was genuine he enjoying the hell out of that joke

  • @RobotSkullDogCatBloodGod
    @RobotSkullDogCatBloodGod 4 місяці тому +15

    4:58 Nah that disrespectful

  • @reddsmoke904
    @reddsmoke904 4 місяці тому +5

    7:31 nah Helios got did dirty 😂😂😂