I was on the phone with a girl and I really needed to fart so I tried to mute the call but I ended up putting the phone on speaker and she heard everything
Lol, the same situation happened to me; I once had to fart so I tried making a fart sounds to cover up the evidence. The problem was the REAL fart was silent so it simulated a real fart.
One time I was in a big auditorium for some sign up day at my college, and right in the middle of someone's speech i unleash this mammoth of flatulence and it must've lasted a FULL 3 or 4 seconds. Then the lady stopped speaking and bends over and starts hysterically laughing along with the 1000+ people in the audience. It's safe to say I was walking tall the rest of the day.
Once I was sitting in class at the end of a 25 foot table and let out a long, long silent fart. About 27 seconds later, a girl at the other end of the table got a sour expression on her face and started looking around to see who did it. That fart travelled all the way to her. My longest distance fart.
I'm a girl and when I fart I blame it on the frog that is hidden somewhere nearby. I think one of the best things you can do is to fart on someone. Life is too short to hold in farts. It's exhausting, nervewrecking, and painful.
best fart to give someone is....empty elevator you see is going to stop a floor or two ahead... you get off....they walk in and are stuck for added lulz....press the floor below the one they entered on
I hear that brother! I went to the Laugh Factory this last Wednesday to see Chris D'elia and Adam Devine and Adam Ray was on the bill as well, but didnt make it? Amazing show regardless, but it would have been amazing to see them both. Laugh Factory, make this happen!!!
me and my nephew and my ex-girlfriend were arguing one day they were arguing the point that girls don't fart... right at the moment that my nephew says this my mom rips one of the loudest trumpet farts it would make a horse blush
I tried to cover my fart with my cough In middle school and this is exactly what happened to me. Everyone knew I tried to cover the fart and I dropped out of middle school and nevert attended a day of high school ._.
He looks like he just left an episode of full house ...
Or Friends
xMusicMamix true
I was on the phone with a girl and I really needed to fart so I tried to mute the call but I ended up putting the phone on speaker and she heard everything
Lol, the same situation happened to me; I once had to fart so I tried making a fart sounds to cover up the evidence. The problem was the REAL fart was silent so it simulated a real fart.
ahahahahaha :D man you're awesome
+Cameron Hendrix lmfaoo
Cameron Hendrix 😂😂😂
Omg I’m a girl and I’ve done that so many times lol 😂
One time I was in a big auditorium for some sign up day at my college, and right in the middle of someone's speech i unleash this mammoth of flatulence and it must've lasted a FULL 3 or 4 seconds. Then the lady stopped speaking and bends over and starts hysterically laughing along with the 1000+ people in the audience. It's safe to say I was walking tall the rest of the day.
You have the brand of courage that could one day lead nations.
You nasty bitch
Andrew August
It's good to get those kinds of things over and done with on the first day
lol
This one time in band camp I stuck a flute my pussy.
This guys good but he really looks like he stepped out of a friends episode
Looooooove this guy!!!!! always funny. Never boring!
kinda looks like a taller younger joe rogan with a full head of hair xD
Wow one of the best sets! Every joke was spot-on
"...this guy knows what I'm talking about..." Oldest motif in stand-up comedy
Once I was sitting in class at the end of a 25 foot table and let out a long, long silent fart. About 27 seconds later, a girl at the other end of the table got a sour expression on her face and started looking around to see who did it. That fart travelled all the way to her. My longest distance fart.
I love Adam ray! He's awesome!
Held one for over two hours a while ago. Felt sorry for my car seat after I dropped her off.
"....Or she can shut up and let me finish my set". Daaang
oh lawd. OWNED at 0:18 !!!!! hahaaaaaa
Hello? Hello? Hahaha one of the funniest stand up i've seen
that set made my day.
Omg this is Hilarius it got to a point were i was laughing so hard i wasn't producing any laugh sounds
I'm a girl and when I fart I blame it on the frog that is hidden somewhere nearby. I think one of the best things you can do is to fart on someone. Life is too short to hold in farts. It's exhausting, nervewrecking, and painful.
I understand you and I think we should get coffee together. My name is Travis and I think I love you.
@@travismcnasty51 lol
best fart to give someone is....empty elevator you see is going to stop a floor or two ahead... you get off....they walk in and are stuck
for added lulz....press the floor below the one they entered on
@@travismcnasty51 You nasty
@@0xymoRonZzZ I'm going to do that next week
I hear that brother! I went to the Laugh Factory this last Wednesday to see Chris D'elia and Adam Devine and Adam Ray was on the bill as well, but didnt make it? Amazing show regardless, but it would have been amazing to see them both.
Laugh Factory, make this happen!!!
podcast aboutlastnight adam ray is legit
His delivery is amazing
hahahahaha I actually want a fart doorbell now
No problem dude, you can have mine!
i love this guy
I thought it was about long distance relationships to find out it’s about farting
Approved.
POWERFUL ADAM RAY!
haha i always laugh at Adam Ray's skit's
rotf-lmao..thumbs up n shared 2 facebook..awesome job
lmaoo hes greatt i was acuually laughing hard ..cant find that that easy
He is awesome.
Nice timing lol
good stuff guy!
The waitresses there don't even get to enjoy the comedy haha
MORE ADAM RAY
hysterical!
This dude is fucking hilarious.
this guy is great
I tried to hold in a sneeze and blasted out a huge fart during the SATs!! I looked up and no one reacted!
Silent but violent, loud but proud
Fart jokes never get old.
me and my nephew and my ex-girlfriend were arguing one day they were arguing the point that girls don't fart...
right at the moment that my nephew says this my mom rips one of the loudest trumpet farts it would make a horse blush
"No, I'm doing fiiine" LMFAO!!!
Like this guy!
funny guy, knows how to improv
Hahaha nice actually
I tried to cover my fart with my cough In middle school and this is exactly what happened to me.
Everyone knew I tried to cover the fart and I dropped out of middle school and nevert attended a day of high school ._.
Mopja100 lmao good story but bullshit
watch with captions lol
:D i love him !!!
Anyone else notice at 49 seconds in, the bald guy and the girl with black hair is the exact same clip from teenage pothead at 22 seconds
*Dude, this guy is handsome as fuck. Who says looking fresh out of a Friends episode is a bad thing*
BREWING FARTS
lol
OPTIONS!
gold
I laughed so hard a fart came out... Adam is solid... Also, I'm starting a company selling fart doorbells if anyone's interested
Interesting hearing Swift Wind swear.
Why did I get a Spanish Colgate ad wtf UA-cam
Adam Ray is funny. Check out his Geico commercial spoof. I think his channel is adamray20 or something like that.
😂😂😂
Silent and Smelly, Loud and Not Smelly xD
Juliette Vaughn
I couldn't smell the fart because the smell inside my nose was stronger
because that toattly makes sense
kind reminds me of ray remano
fucking brilliant bit on farts
lol!!!
This guy is fucking hilarious!
cool.
90s called they want their vest back
aww what did Majique Cole say?!
It's Joey tribiani
LOLLL
@2:32 Angry Birds sound :D
Devin Danza
DAMMIT WHAT DO THEY DO
lol i accidentally fart while laughing :))))
this guy is fucking funny
Major burn
Always blame it on the baby or the youngest person in the room. Lol
LOL amazing
hahahaha
my laptop's volume sucks
Why isn't this dude hella rich and famous yet?? I dont get it
sooo fucking funny
Haha watch the transcript
He looks like John Travolta
Why can't we just fart freely ? No more pressure !
Adam Ray is the shizznik!
lol.
thats what you get when you mess with tony danzas cousin
Beautiful Man
xD
Context man, context.
funnnnnnny
Lol hes a rook
Did he just say a girls fart is cute and adorable? was there nothing else he coukd make a joke about? Lol
did anyone tell her it might have been her butt and she needs psychiatrist counseling with it before their relation ship goes down hill
And your punchline.
Hey its Adam Ray, isn't he the comedian who steals other peoples material? Like from Don Barris's Ding Dong Show.
does he? i thoguht i heard one joke b4
That and him telling that girl to shut up makes me hate him more tbh
fart jokes
im sorry my friend, that my POSITIVE comments on Kardashian videos is stroking your alter ego.
mmmmidontknowwhatyou'retalkinabout :S
bad
fucking fart jokes...