1. Find a motorcycle 2. Go to the interstate 3. Put in the flying cars cheat 4. Piss off the cops 5. Flee from cops on the motorcycle 6. Break hard and watch the cops fly over your head and into the great beyond
IMG, in computing, refers to binary files with the .img filename extension that store raw disk images of floppy disks, hard drives, and optical discs or a vector image - .img. Overview The .img filename extension is used by disk image files, which contain raw dumps of a magnetic disk or of an optical disc. Since a raw image consists of a sector-by-sector binary copy of the source medium, the actual format of the file contents will depend on the file system of the disk from which the image was created (such as a version of FAT). Raw disk images of optical media (such as CDs and DVDs) contain a raw image of all the tracks in a disc (which can include audio, data and video tracks). In the case of CD-ROMs and DVDs, these images usually include not only the data from each sector, but the control headers and error correction fields for each sector as well. Since IMG files hold no additional data beyond the disk contents, these files can only be automatically handled by programs that can detect their file systems. For instance, a typical raw disk image of a floppy disk begins with a FAT boot sector, which can be used to identify its file system. Disc images of optical media are usually accompanied by a descriptor file which describes the layout of the disc, and includes information such as track limits which are not stored in the raw image file. Filename extensions and variants The .img file extension was originally used for floppy disk raw disk images only. A similar file extension, .ima, is also used to refer to floppy disk image files by some programs. A variant of IMG, called IMZ, consists of a gzipped version of a raw floppy disk image. These files use the .imz file extension, and are commonly found in compressed images of floppy disks created by WinImage. QEMU uses the .img file extension for raw images of hard drive disks, calling the format simply "raw". CloneCD stores optical disc images in .img files and generates additional CloneCD Control Files (with .ccd extension) for each image to hold the necessary metadata. The CUE/BIN format stores disc images in .bin files, which are functionally equivalent to .img image files, and uses .cue files as descriptor files. Size The file size of a raw disk image is always a multiple of the sector size. For floppy disks and hard drives this size is typically 512 bytes (but other sizes such as 128 and 1024 exist). More precisely, the file size of a raw disk image of a magnetic disk corresponds to: Cylinders × Heads × (Sectors per track) × (Sector size) E.g. for 80 cylinders (tracks) and 2 heads (sides) with 18 sectors per track: 80 × 2 × 18 × 512 = 1,474,560 bytes or 1440 KB For optical discs such as CDs and DVDs, the raw sector size is usually 2,352, making the size of a raw disc image a multiple of this value. Comparison to ISO images ISO images are another type of optical disc image files, which commonly use the .iso file extension, but sometimes use the .img file extension as well. They are similar to the raw optical disc images, but contain only one track with computer data obtained from an optical disc. They can not contain multiple tracks, nor audio or video tracks. They also do not contain the control headers and error correction fields of CD-ROM or DVD sectors that raw disc images usually store. Their internal format follows the structure of an optical disc file system, commonly ISO 9660 (for CDs) or UDF (for DVDs). The CUE/BIN and CCD/IMG formats, which usually contain raw disc images, can also store ISO images instead. IMG as an Image file format Also, .img is a vector graphics file, similar to Computer Graphics Metafile - .cgm, and originated on the Atari ST home computers using a version of GEM operating systems. This file format was used on the Corel Ventura desktop publishing with the GEM Desktop operating systems. Other disk image files Main article: Apple Disk Image Main article: Garmin .img In addition, .img is an Apple Disk Image used by the Mac OS X or macOS operating system. Garmin .img is a hard-disk image file format which contains a header and many subfiles and using to store the maps for its GPS units.
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As I remember physics in GTA SA use .txd extension rather than .img. Because of the physics in this game are really well made. The devs made it so perfect that GTA V physics can't even beat the LIFE IS COMPLICATED thing.
It's not that easy... The sounds aren't just lying around there in the game files, they are inside a soundbank, and he probably wouldn't just want to learn how to edit these soundbanks for a single clip in a single vid
*"Life is complicated"*
- all cops who died in the making of this video
Thats Niko for ya.
1 minute of silence for that idiots
:(
niko is da boi
Oh yeah yeah
Don't worry the ambulance drivers will revive them by pumping...but claim lives of over 100 civilians
0:24 I heard someone say: "yung hitler"
Filipino
Young Hitler LMAO
Popo exe stopped working))
Bro it’s me
1:50 I guess they're trying to avoid 9/11 references?
they tried to avoid making a collapsing building. GTA SA was made before 9/11 i think
Hazards no it wasn't it was made 4 years after in 2004/5
@@jamesbellew1253
Goddamn shut the hell up. I Just thought GTA was made around 1990.
@@runescp0wn123
I dont know that much about the Game market
And btw lookup Crazy Taxi its from the 90s
4:00 why is there a grandma
She's into some real shit
Cuz she wants to be thug life too lol
She wants the D
That grandma is granny norma
Gangsta grandma
*gta_sa.exe has stopped working*
responding
Vorbis.file is missing
Grove Street Penguin ped.ifp not found
5:06 LMAO grandma trying to fight that car again
One thing to say for this video
"Life is complicated"
Lets make this a meme
Алах ебать
9:26 finally trees in GTA are
BREAKABLE
WEEEEEEEEEEEE
InjectedTarroAE Hello there
Lol your photo profile
HAYATO
In GTA vice city the weak ones are breakable.
that's it h a y a t o
i like how ur name fits in with this reply
1:16 *insert obi wan kenobi's hello there here*
9:29 *RETURN OF THE HELLO THERE*
Lmaaaoooo
1. Find a motorcycle
2. Go to the interstate
3. Put in the flying cars cheat
4. Piss off the cops
5. Flee from cops on the motorcycle
6. Break hard and watch the cops fly over your head and into the great beyond
GTA LOGIC *BIKES HAVE HANDBRAKES*
Yeah...this is the question of all times
Ofc it has handbrake it has 2
uhh what is wrong with russian language?
It does in real life boi
it does in real life boi x2
7:08 the cop shooting gun had me dying
He said i got one time for my ass man simply but CJ made one time really for his ass there
"The Live is Complicate, but Bowling is a Dirty Business"
~Niko Belic
P i s s
~Flying Kitty
THIS IS
*L C P D*
that grandma trying to fight the car got me cracked up 4:30
Hahaha
awake
Hshshhshahhahaha
I LAUGH SO HARD AT THAT CHEESE THING
تتااانتحخعع
3:43 that sound effect fitting so well lmao
From 3:50 to 5:00 is the most funny thing I saw in my life. I'm laughing too much.
Very funny just by seeing this it feels fresh , the old GTA sa and the physics
3:56 "I don't know why I'm not getting points, I'm doing it perfectly!"
5:30 how to go to moon
on gta sa
*starts shooting star meme*
I died at that part
3:53 I about pissed myself laughing so hard
6:20 Is that hardbass i hear?
Yes, it is.
CHEEKI BREEKI
Yeah Gopnik, You're really Blyat right.
XYN XYEBblN csgo putin ¥ blyat el fiesta
Hardbass la maxim in masina cu rusi
The Lowrider part had me dying 😂
It's some next level shit :D
4:31 Big smoke: "one with cheese"
and a large guts
C L U K I N B E L L C L O S E
4:36 thats what you call a *HIGH RIDER*
waitin' for cutscenes.img #2
Make it happen XD
@@xynxyebbln6801 ты
Bende
@@xynxyebbln6801 ???
IMG, in computing, refers to binary files with the .img filename extension that store raw disk images of floppy disks, hard drives, and optical discs or a vector image - .img.
Overview
The .img filename extension is used by disk image files, which contain raw dumps of a magnetic disk or of an optical disc. Since a raw image consists of a sector-by-sector binary copy of the source medium, the actual format of the file contents will depend on the file system of the disk from which the image was created (such as a version of FAT). Raw disk images of optical media (such as CDs and DVDs) contain a raw image of all the tracks in a disc (which can include audio, data and video tracks). In the case of CD-ROMs and DVDs, these images usually include not only the data from each sector, but the control headers and error correction fields for each sector as well.
Since IMG files hold no additional data beyond the disk contents, these files can only be automatically handled by programs that can detect their file systems. For instance, a typical raw disk image of a floppy disk begins with a FAT boot sector, which can be used to identify its file system. Disc images of optical media are usually accompanied by a descriptor file which describes the layout of the disc, and includes information such as track limits which are not stored in the raw image file.
Filename extensions and variants
The .img file extension was originally used for floppy disk raw disk images only. A similar file extension, .ima, is also used to refer to floppy disk image files by some programs. A variant of IMG, called IMZ, consists of a gzipped version of a raw floppy disk image. These files use the .imz file extension, and are commonly found in compressed images of floppy disks created by WinImage.
QEMU uses the .img file extension for raw images of hard drive disks, calling the format simply "raw".
CloneCD stores optical disc images in .img files and generates additional CloneCD Control Files (with .ccd extension) for each image to hold the necessary metadata. The CUE/BIN format stores disc images in .bin files, which are functionally equivalent to .img image files, and uses .cue files as descriptor files.
Size
The file size of a raw disk image is always a multiple of the sector size. For floppy disks and hard drives this size is typically 512 bytes (but other sizes such as 128 and 1024 exist). More precisely, the file size of a raw disk image of a magnetic disk corresponds to:
Cylinders × Heads × (Sectors per track) × (Sector size)
E.g. for 80 cylinders (tracks) and 2 heads (sides) with 18 sectors per track:
80 × 2 × 18 × 512 = 1,474,560 bytes or 1440 KB
For optical discs such as CDs and DVDs, the raw sector size is usually 2,352, making the size of a raw disc image a multiple of this value.
Comparison to ISO images
ISO images are another type of optical disc image files, which commonly use the .iso file extension, but sometimes use the .img file extension as well. They are similar to the raw optical disc images, but contain only one track with computer data obtained from an optical disc. They can not contain multiple tracks, nor audio or video tracks. They also do not contain the control headers and error correction fields of CD-ROM or DVD sectors that raw disc images usually store. Their internal format follows the structure of an optical disc file system, commonly ISO 9660 (for CDs) or UDF (for DVDs). The CUE/BIN and CCD/IMG formats, which usually contain raw disc images, can also store ISO images instead.
IMG as an Image file format
Also, .img is a vector graphics file, similar to Computer Graphics Metafile - .cgm, and originated on the Atari ST home computers using a version of GEM operating systems. This file format was used on the Corel Ventura desktop publishing with the GEM Desktop operating systems.
Other disk image files
Main article: Apple Disk Image
Main article: Garmin .img
In addition, .img is an Apple Disk Image used by the Mac OS X or macOS operating system.
Garmin .img is a hard-disk image file format which contains a header and many subfiles and using to store the maps for its GPS units.
Yo Wikipedia calm down
haha this is funny, i will save the video.
Aditya GTASA Modding anjay ampe sini juga lu bang
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Aditya GTASA Modding saya lebih suka kenny paas soalnya kocak kocak gta movie nya wqwqwq😀🤣
WTF. Go away from here.
Okay Niko, my cousin
4:30 can't stop laughing
im getting heart attack too
Transformers in gta
I literally woke up entire flat with my laughter, fukin Optimus Cheese Grater
Reclame.....
this game was crash
4:33 The timing NPC dodged you and game said "Missed it!"
You're late
And the game keeps complaining about it.
0:35 O famoso "Salto da Fé" hehe
Mr. Barão77 assassin's creed
4:01 leaked episode of Spongebob learning to drive
(You could also say the guy he ran over is Miss Puff)
8:14 Ryder: You're a wizard CJ
CJ: I am what
1:09 seeing that 'mission failed' brings back so many memories
4:22 this is the part that i started laughing really hard
3:51 how to feels in chew 5 gum :D
4:14 when u smoke weed with big smoke and your smoke broke your system :P
8:12 I love how the cop just gets off the bike, holds the gun on you. like nobody's fookin business
8:23
Bull.....
....Aaaah
Bai hab a grate taim
I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Got tears while laughing. 😂
Another don't be a busta cj 4
@@xynxyebbln6801 ты
I like how you post videos of this game even if it is ancient to give it a chance to return to the tendencies, keep it up !
the plane hit the building, blew up, and completely disappeared
we all know thats what happens when planes crash into buildings irl too
The bug's at 3:53 to 5:50 from mission 😁😂😂
Hey ese
😂👍🏽 4:00
Whats your nickname?
Леонид Сивохин nickname what?
Yeah bro lmao i laught so badly
Carlo Cobaldez 😂
Bro I literally died right there
I had a laugh flash at minute 5:00 where the grandma got out of the car 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is legit the funniest one by far 😂😂😂
Love your videos man!
As I remember physics in GTA SA use .txd extension rather than .img. Because of the physics in this game are really well made. The devs made it so perfect that GTA V physics can't even beat the LIFE IS COMPLICATED thing.
1:58 this is litteraly how Resident Evil Survivor starts
i did a challenge try not to laugh and i lost in 4:00 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My dad beats me up at night 😂 😂 😂 cryinglaughingemoji cryinglaughingemoji
My dad was like WTF why u crying 😂 I told him im laughing
LMAOOO
@Shellpox This Comment Written Before I Stopped Using Emojis
This channel is gonna blow up because of gold like this
This video is Life Police Death compilation I love you bro
This guy deserves more subs
You deserve more subs
The only 10 minute video in ages that i enjoyed the most!!
GTA logic BIKES HAVE RADIO
Some bikes actually do have radio
My bike actually have radio.
I'll do you one better, jets have radio.
@@nikolettgal7181 I'll do u one a tank has a radio
Nice video!
I laughed so much.
Liked and suscribed!
8:33 i love this car so much it looks like opel manta, one my favourite car
I hope you become a Very big youtuber some day because of your content. And its funny tho so I was laughing while typing lol... Have great day/night.
Axorb is like that guy that makes actually good GTA:SA videos if you compare it to crappy, 2018 videos people actually do.
0:23
Cop: No, I must first finish my report, then after that I'm allowed to die
4:30 - The dude had literally crushed the competition...
Shit that lowrider part was a masterpiece
2:45 Carl hi
This game will never get old. Never !
4:41 the car was a hollywood actor
00:01 best intro i've ever seen😁😂
7:50 *BEST PART KKKKKKKKKKKKK*
8:01
7:10 too
Bro you deserve 1000000 subs! You put so much work into your videos! I feel bad.
1:23 he only broke his legs he’ll be fine
I liked the video because the thumbnail was realistic
Life is complicated.
-Niko Bellic
The bruh sounds is perfect! You should keep that in your videos and that roblox oof sound too! I love it!
oh my lord that hydraulic mission made me die xDDDDD
9:22 Now that is some Fast n Furious sh!t goin' on there
this game is SCP material I swear to god.
This feels like something from when UA-cam was first made
4:13 this is where I fucking lost it, goddammit lol
2:40 when she calls the date off..
You: "I Dont want to live on this planet anymore"
"proceeds to fling car into Beach"
4:44 AND HIS NAMÆ IS JHON CENA
Big smoke: CJ I'm hungry, please buy me cheese yeah.
CJ :"04:29”
9:26
That is exactly what I did to complete that mission
You are doing a good editing and good videos
9:48 yea if my food stand fell through the ground even in real life, I'd wanna kick ass too 🤣
I lost it when the truck was going out of control and killing everyone at the competition 😂😂😂😂
5:16 😂 The Tires , The Tires !!!
Come to think of it, I've never got a Slamvan in the lowrider garage. Didn't even know it could be modified.
Imagine if 07:04 onward was a scene from your actual city
Axorb : *Let's mess some Physics*
GTA SA : *Ah shit, here we go again*
3:51 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, Hahahaha! XD
Thanks for the video . It makes me laugh so hard.
4:08 cant you just find the music file for that mission and lower the pitch of that one instead of doing it to the video?
It's not that easy... The sounds aren't just lying around there in the game files, they are inside a soundbank, and he probably wouldn't just want to learn how to edit these soundbanks for a single clip in a single vid
Still it cant be that hard, i remember opening the radio stations files a while back with a tool i fount on gamebanana
6:28 BLYAT why you turn it to softbass instead of hardbass??
9:30 that's how i was used to win races xD
The thumbnail looks like the sickest 90's rap album cover ever
Song 2:35 ? Please
Joakim karud - dizzy
@@halokillercopsXx Thanks
im glad roundabout has become such a meme. its works great
7:20 life is complicated,then the movie on my TV said,"Its true."
True
This game may have ruined my sense of humor, because this is the pinnacle of comedy for me xD
4:30 Laughing so dang hard till i die
Fun fact:his gta sa.exe has not stoped working yet lol😂😂😂😂