Genshin Impact but YOU Control What I Say
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- how do you guys actually manage to function in society?
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More About Genshin Impact:
Players can explore the game's large fantasy world, called Teyvat, with over 25+ characters and various points of interest spread across the map. The game features an action combat playstyle that allows the player to swap between 4 individual characters in a party to quickly combo attacks. Single-player gameplay is the focus of the game, with Co-Op Mode available for certain activities.
Each character has two unique combat skills: a normal skill and a special skill. The normal skill can be used at any time except for the cooldown period immediately after use, while the special skill has an energy cost, requiring the user to amass sufficient elemental energy first.
Characters have control over one of seven natural elements: Cryo, Dendro, Pyro, Hydro, Anemo, Electro, and Geo. Cooking is another significant aspect of Genshin Impact's gameplay. Players gather many resources in the course of their adventure, some of which can be turned into dishes via cooking. Some dishes regenerate characters' health, while others boost attack or defensive abilities.
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"it'll be fine, it'll be fine. it's just talking to people, what can possibly go wrong?"
famous last words.
Literally me
omg venti
Paikon admitting that he isn’t a social person is comedy gold
Also : WHO’S EXCITED FOR 2.8??
me.
ME
Who isn't excited for 2.8?
I AM I CANT EVEN SLEEP
I AMMM WOOHOO -when is it coming out tho
"I'm not a very social person"
Duh, what else genshin players have in common
Not remembering the feel of grass.
@@extraterritorialit8050 lies
@@extraterritorialit8050 yes, Now stop lying. No genshin player has touched grass within the last five years.
@@extraterritorialit8050 those good grades came at the cost of social skills.
@@extraterritorialit8050 knowing when someone is joking is pretty useful in conversations~
One person who joined me, said nothing then, then exclaimed, “SORRY I WAS LICKING OUT THE REST OF THE PEANUT BUTTER IN THIS JAR”
We are still friends up to today :)
Oh ma god they sound awesome
Better love story than twilight fr 🥹
@Mao Kava 🤣🤣
one time i had someone join my world help me with bosses say toes and left
@@silverlocked9918 What was their UID? Asking for a friend
"What can possibly go wrong"
Famous last words.
That is the clichè worst thing you could say in any situation
Not related to the vid, but I hope everyone gets extremely lucky during tomorrows pulls. Goodluck to all kazuha and klee and heizou wanters 💕
thank you.
Aww thankyou,wish you luck too:)))
Thank you may gacha gods have mercy on us 🛐 i need to win 50 50 too
wish you luck as well!!
Thank you sir hope ur lucky too
About the fish in Childe's mouth, it's actually a whale. It's a play on words in chinese, in chinese " shocked " can be heard as " eating whale "
*itspaikon wants chat to say hi*
Chat: imma end this mans whole career
This reminds me of the time a random guy joined me and my friend in his world and started calling him daddy 💀 he said stuff like choke me, uwu, step on me daddy, baby. I was traumatized 😔
Oh god ....i have a friend who pretended to be having $€X with someone and say in chat "aaah~" "faster..." "mmmm.." and i was just screaming in the chat-
@@yurra_yurra924 i would end the friendship tbh..😔
I would be traumatized if they called me daddy somehow because I’m a girl ;-;
@@yurra_yurra924 thats messed up lmao
@@yurra_yurra924 i hope they got banned
I know he did do the C6 Qiqi revival at someone’s request but seeing him say that line with actual purpose made me *WHALE* with laughter.
Why paikon's intros are the best thing of the entire video dud
The chongyun pfp losing their sanity about their friends comparing pps to bananas feels lore accurate
"I'm not a social person"
Dawg you just described like 98.99% of Genshin players.
I read the title as 'Genshin impact but you slay what you wanna slay' 💀💀....
ALSO,GOOD LUCK ON YOUR PULLS GUYS!! KAZUHA/KLEE WANTERS WILL BE KAZUHA/KLEE HAVERS
SLAY SOUL SISTER
SLAY MY SISTER MISTER
ON THE RADIO
you forgot about yoimiya and yes i am pulling for yoimiya
MY SISTER IS ROLLING FOR KAZOOHA
"Im not a very social person" - the one who does coop all the time
you should make a part 2 to this
its actually hilarious
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. Like that's ever going to happen. What a loony. Shrek Beware Stay out I think he's in here. All right. Lets get it! Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah. He'll groan into your bones for his brains. Well actually that would be a giant. Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse. They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. They'll chew your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, it's quite good on toast. Back, back beast, back! I warned you! Right. This is the part, where you run away. Yeah! And stay out. Wanted. Fairytale creatures. Right, this one is full. Take it away. Give me that. Your fine days are over. -25 pieces of silver for the witch. Next. -Come on. Sit down there! And be quiet! This cage is so small. You wouldn't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please, give me another chance. Oh, shut up! Next. What do we got? This little wooden puppet. I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy. Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. No! Please, don't let them do it! Next. What do you got? Well, I've got a talking donkey! Right. Well that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. Oh, go ahead fella. Well? He's just a li..., just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. You boneheaded donkey! That's it. I have heard enough. Guards! No, no, he talks, he does! I can talk. I love to talk. I've talked to... Get her out of my sight! -No, no, I swear! Hey, I can fly. -He can fly! -He can fly! He can talk! -That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey! You might have seen house fly, maybe even a superfly. But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Seize him! Get him! This way! Hurry! You there. Ogre. -I. By the order of lord Farquaad. I am authorized to place you both under arrest. And transport you to designated resettlement facility. Oh really? You and what army? Can I say something to you? Listen, you were really, really something, back there. Incredible. Are you talking to... ...me? Yes, I was talking to you. Can I just tell you that you were really great back there with those guards. They thought that was all over there. And then you showed up and BAM. There was tripping on over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. Oh, that's great. Really. Man, it's good to be free. Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? But I... I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself. Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea... I'll stick with you. You and me in green fighting machine. Together we'll scare the spin if anybody crosses us. Oh, a, that was really scary. Maybe you don't mine me saying. If that don't work, your breath will certainly do the job done, 'cause... you definitively need some tic-tac or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Man you've ??? my note! Just like the time... ...and then I ate some rotten berries. Man I had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day. Why are you following me? I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone, there is no one here, beside me. My problems have all gone. There's no one to derive me. But you got to have free ... -Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder, you don't have any friends. Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest. Listen! Little donkey. Take a look at me! What am I? A... ...really tall? No! I'm an Ogre. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks. Doesn't that bother you? Nope. Really? -Really really. Oh? Man, I like you. What's your name? A..., Shrek. Shrek?! But do you know, what I like about you, Shrek? You've got that kind of: "I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing. I like that, I respect that, Shrek. You're all right. Uh, look at that. Who would wanna live in a place like that? That would be my home. Oh, it is lovely. Just beautiful. You know you're quite a decorator. It's amazing what you did with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess, you don't entertain much, do you? I like my privacy. You know I do to. That's another thing, we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You try to give them a hint and they won't leave. And then there's that big occurred silence, you know? Can I stay with you? -What? Can I stay with you, please. Of course! -Really? No. -Please! I don't want to go back there. You don't how is like to be concerned like a freak. Well..., maybe you do. But that's why we have to stick together! You got to let me stay! Please! Please! OK, OK. -But one night only. -Huh, thank you! A, what are you do... No! This is going to be fun. We can stay up late, swap the manly stories. And in the morning... I'm making waffles. Where do I sleep? Outside! Oh, a, I guess that's cool. You know, I don't know you and you don't know me... ... so I guess, outside is best for me. Here I go. Good night. I do like that half door. I'm a donkey all alone outside. Sit by myself outside, I guess. I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me. -I thought, I told you to stay outside. -I am outside. Well James. This is far from the farm, but what choice do we have? It's not... What a lovely bed. -Got you! I found some cheese. Awful stuff. -Is that you Gordon? -How did you know? Enough! What are you doing in my house? Oh, no, no, no... Death prods off the table! Where would we supposed to put her. The bed's taken. What? I live in a swamp. I've put up signs. I'm a terrifying Ogre! What do I have to do, to get a little privacy? Oh, no! No, no! What are you doing in my swamp? All right, get out of here. All of you. Move it! Come on, let's go. And hurry up, hurry up. No, no, not there. Not there! Hey don't look at me. I didn't invite them. Oh gosh, no one invited us. -What? We were forced to come here. -By who? Lord Farquaad. He ??? All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is? Oh I do. I know where he is. Does anyone else know where to find him? -Anyone at all? -Me. -Anyone? Oh pick me, I know! Me, me. Ok, fine. Attention all fairy tale things! Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially warned up. In fact. I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get all off my land and back where you came from. You. You're coming with me. All right. That's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stubborn friends off on a world and big city adventure. I love it. I'm on road again. Sing with me Shrek! I'm on road again... What did I say about singing? -Can I whistle? -No. -Well, can I hummer? -All right. That's enough. He's ready to talk. Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man. You monster. I'm not a monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. -Now tell me! Where are the others? -Eat me. I've tried to be fair to you, creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! -Tell me! Or I'll... -No, no, not the buttons. Not gumdrop buttons. All right! Who's hiding them? Ok, I'll tell you. -Do you know the muffin-man? -The muffin-man? -The muffin-man. -Yes, I know the muffin-man. Who lives on Proully lane? -Well, she's married to the muffin-man. -The muffin-man! -The muffin-man! -She's married to the muffin-man. My lord! We found it. Well then, what are you waiting for? Bring it in. Magic mirror. Don't tell him anything! Evening. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? Well, technically, you're not a king. A..., felonious. -You were saying. -What I mean is a... ...you're not a king, yet. But you can become one. All you have to do, is marry a princess. Go on. So, just sit back and relax my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are. Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shading from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hottubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for two evil sisters. Please welcome... Cinderella. Bachelorette number two is a kemp wearing girl from a land of fantasy. Although she lives with seven other man, she is not easy. Just kiss hers dead frozen lips and find out what a live wife she is. Come on. Give it up for... Show-white. And last but certainly not least. Bachelorette number three is a fire-breathing ????, dragon guarded castle, surrounded by a hot boiling lava. But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes Pina Coladas and getting cut in the rain.
What the-
i was not expecting thet when i clicked read more
WHAT IS THIS HELP-
WHY IS THIS THE SHREK SCRIPT 😭😭😭
well thank you for reminding me to watch Shrek for 300th time :)
PAIKON: I have 4/160 resin
The 100000000000000000000 resin just sitting there: bro-
Paikon finally putting mini characters in the thumbnail again, how nostalgic
8:16 Kazuha: Update your game!
Hey man, love your videos, you're the first genshin UA-camr I've subbed to since I started playing 3 weeks ago. Wish me luck for kazuha!
Good luck!!
@@kaz3__ thank you! (YOU WILL BE MINE)
@@quantum7046 0-o
Good luck! Kazuha wanters shall be kazuha havers 🙏
Thanks all! Let's hope 50 pulls does it
Hi Paikon, I'm usually a silent watcher, I just give viewes, likes and subscribe cause I never truly know what to say, but I had a absolutely terrible night, my cat got poisoned and she sadly didn't make it through the night, even tho we took her pretty fast to the vet, I've spend the entire day crying and just overall not doing alright, but this video of yours made me truly laugh and forget about it for a while, so I just wanted to thank you for always bringing amazing and funny content, take care and keep having fun on the game
ohhhhhh so sad to hear that :(((((((((((
I wish you well and your cat would be happy wherever she is 💖✨
holy shit may your cat rest in peace
see you around.. where not gonna see him around. XD i can't 😂😂😂😂
Keep up the good work it's paikon!
Chat's messages don't seem too off base of what Paikon would say to break the ice 😂
I remember seeing an Aether trying to join my world but I ignored it because I have social anxiety.
Now im suffering from immense regret
would be crying, screaming
“Spring is here!”
“It’s July” really got me 😂😂😂
one of your funniest videos yet paikon 🤣🤣
Man: Share your knowledge, oh great sage!
Sage: An apple a day will keep anyone away, if you throw it hard enough
This whole video just ticked off my social anxiety so bad 😂😭 like yeah it's funny BUT I GOT SO MUCH SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT FROM CHAT CHOICE OF WORD LMAO
the will byers user had me sobbing 😭😭
I can’t believe I left the stream before paikon started this. I had such a good one 😤
I officially Stan Andrew.
Paikon has a defense mechanism where he can turn a misunderstood to a brand new topic its amazing
someone joined my world and said “STAIRS” we now go on dates with characters we ship
Just watched ur stream earlier! Congrats hitting ar60 Mr paikon!
"I can suck, I can suck"
-Paikon, 2022
The NOOO made me laugh hard xD
"I can suck, I can suck"
-paikon 2022
The fact I got a simply piano ad when they said they played paino-
11:18-12:21 this conversation gave me an itch in my mouth that only a gun could scratch
I am so exited for the primo's i will get later on version 2.8, and i heard 1 rumor said version 3.2 is gonna release in november, 2022, but in version 3.0, idk, BUT IM EXICITED FOR THE SUMERU AND DENDRO ELEMENT!
whoever @andrewpark is, you sir have a lovely way with words, because that was cursed AF
thank u 💜💜
So are we going to skip over the person who thought paikon was Zach???? 😂
imagine the first person who said "what are you 13?" is subscribed to you and saw this , instsnt regret.
you are like the genshin version of let's game it out and bring the same vibe to make my day better
“I’ll be fine, I’ll be finee” 💀💀💀
,,it's been a year daddy" is actually from a song of a little girl who lost her father due 9/11 :'))...
NOOO I WAS THE MEIAICHI PERSON, I LITERALLY THOUGHT YOU WRRE MY FRIEND WHOS USER IS AETHER, SONI WAS MESSING AROUND
I TRIED HOLDING MY LAUGH BUT I WAS LIKE A BURSTING BALLOOON HELPPP
“ therapy? “
Me : yes. I need… GENSHIN THERAPY… I can’t win a 50/50..
Him: framing? Collecting? Grieving?
Me: ok
Him: therapy?
Me: 👁👄👁
12:35 I laughed so hard when you "played along" lol
YAAAASSSSSSS 🤣
This was so funny in twitch it took SO LONG for a decent conversation xD
Paikon sure never fails to make me laugh
me streaming:
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all of the deranged strangers watching:
9:30 oh look me :D
"COME BACK!!... To life."
Just a little explanation why the Childe shocked emoji has a fish in his mouth:D
First of all that’s a whale
Never run out of idea, do you?
not related but, I hope people can get Heizou and Kazuha or Klee and Yoimiya! Good-luck to everyone!
I love watching paikon it's my fav thing to do :)
NOT HIM TRYNA NAME HIS NAME TUONTO😭😭😭😭
"What could go wrong"
Everything: goes wrong
This video is so fucking funny I cant please 😭
YOUR VIDEOS ALWAYS MAKE MY DAYS AND YOU MAKE ME LAUGH A LOT I LOVE YOU
11:23 "Genshin Impact is not a dating app."
Lmao I laughed so hard on that. XD
Paikon: eh I
10:9
It's Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
paikon going “yaaass” cured my whole existence
THE YASSSSS WAS TO FUNNY IM CHOKING ON MY LAUGH
"did i ever tell you what the definition of insanity is" isnt that from far cry 3
Lights called you Zach lol
7:55
Teabirbb:you have 15 second get ready
Me:that sounds like your going to murder him
the 'yassssssssssss' was so funny pls 😭
I like these so much! They r so funny! U should definitely do these a lot more!
lmao I need more of these!
"the 1% is when they have a gun" i tell you i wheezed
Paikon:framing grieving
THERAPY
I want to be three months ago when you were in the chasm underground mines but actually the person that was in there I think that was yelan
Welp. Sure Paikon is far more good at speaking than me.
No but the person who said in chat “Happy Eid Mubarak to the Muslims” Made me happy
i have a good lauggh at this lmaoooo XD
MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH HELP
Paikon's videos give me life I swear-
YAYAYAYA u finally posted, oh and great vid
this was rigged 100% confirmed out of all the people i never got picked Madge and i got slandered peepoLeave, good vid tho poko
there were hundreds of people, there was a very low chance of you being picked
13:36 I think that is chi like qiqi, just putting that out there
kazuha came home
is he constantly showering?
he must be a prune not oni
It's so bad that it's funny 🤣
That knock knock joke made me fell out of my chair...
I run inazuma commissions because it forces me to do the world exploration stuff while I get there. I'd be too lazy to do it otherwise
"we're not gonna see them around." 💀
That was fun to watch!
I would've laughed if somebody would have rick rolled
LMAO THE LAST ONE IS SO FUNNY-
13:17 YOU CAN AFK AND NOT KILL THEM!?
Me who started playing piano two years ago yet I was a fast typer event before that: 😑
OH YAY NEW UPLOAD !!!
9:34 - 10:04
Welp thats a normal day and normal conversation with a chongus main ig