I Made Genshin Impact Players Use 110% of Their Brain
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
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Players can explore the game's large fantasy world, called Teyvat, with over 25+ characters and various points of interest spread across the map. The game features an action combat playstyle that allows the player to swap between 4 individual characters in a party to quickly combo attacks. Single-player gameplay is the focus of the game, with Co-Op Mode available for certain activities.
Each character has two unique combat skills: a normal skill and a special skill. The normal skill can be used at any time except for the cooldown period immediately after use, while the special skill has an energy cost, requiring the user to amass sufficient elemental energy first.
Characters have control over one of seven natural elements: Cryo, Dendro, Pyro, Hydro, Anemo, Electro, and Geo. Cooking is another significant aspect of Genshin Impact's gameplay. Players gather many resources in the course of their adventure, some of which can be turned into dishes via cooking. Some dishes regenerate characters' health, while others boost attack or defensive abilities
The only math I do in genshin is counting how many primos I need for a character
How many then huh?, now 🔫
Me : (Counting how much Dmg my chars made if said Dmg was a Crit)
Me too
😭 same
Same lmaooooo
Itspaikon: "do you speak english?"
Papita: "tacos"
Me: "understandable have a good day"
I got it instantly and I feel bad about it
Taco ta ta co taco cota taco taco coco tata tacos!!
Idk why my mind went singing "can't touch this * music*" When I read "Papita: tacos" XD
@@vabbie7239 I think they’re Mexican-
@@skylar_yt6422 i know
Technically, Itspaikon was also wrong about what makes a square a square, because he forgot to mention that squares are not only 4 equal sides, but four equal angles too. Otherwise, a rhombus would qualify as a square.
Yeah my most succinct answer was four equidistant 90 degree angles.
🤓
it’s a patrulater with 4 90 degrees angles
the 'Harbiginger' in chat at 5:40 made my day XD
*Hararabingerger*
The Baby Chongyun in the thumbnail is so cute 😭🤚
@@kei-xs6dg agreed
Fr!
Yes
So true
I somehow read the baby chongus I need sleep. Goodnight
2:44 actually that’s also the wrong answer, that definition could also mean a Parrallellogram.
The correct definition of a square is;
A shape with exactly 4 right angles and 4 equal sides
Uhh... i think you mean a rhombus cuz parallelogram does not necessarily have equal sides or right angles.
why are there 18 likes
AAHAHAHAH the fact this is wrong aswell
@@flamezz3706 he never said equal sides he said 4 sides in it which is wrong
@@kachoweski it’s not a square is 4 equal sides with 4 right angles even a 8 year old would know that.
I love how most of these people accept whoever wants to join their world and not needing any help from them. I feel like they just wanted to hang out with you.
meanwhile me:
*they join* "do u need any help?"
no
"ok" *leaves*
mcdonalds: “HEEHEE”
Paikon: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN HEEHEE”
“HEEHEE TE NANDAYO?!”
Paikon🤝Paimon
this is perfect lol
maybe he knew
Lmao
itspaikon being itspaimon
After a long while playing Genshin, I can say that I can feel the Impact on my grades🥴
GOODBYE 💀💀💀
also random thing nobody asked nor cares about: literally after I started genshin my grades really went down and I'm a person who always gets 98-100/100 😭😭
@@Orangeorange8804 *nerd* /j
and my wallet
@@Orangeorange8804 i dk kinda get gokd grades and now that i play genshin 24/7 my grades wont be high anymore 😭
I feel like I’m the only one who plays Genshin daily and still has decent grades like always
Player : takes more than 2 seconds to answer
Paikon : U G O O G L E T H A T.
LMAO EXACTLY
P.s I am terrible at spelling sometimes so I take a long time to reply-
me with a bad internet *intense sweating*
Me who have to wait minimum 5 seconds to have my keyboard (mobile player) 😅
Yeah, or maybe they're just playing the game and fighting mobs instead of having useless conversations?
@@yemiandco9428 faxxxx
America isn't just "north america", it's the whole continent lmao ✋ i can't with this gringos
Ikr like this dude is usually entertaining but this video was just annoying lol
bro ruined the entire video 😭
Cry mexican
Mexico:🧍🧍🧍🧍
Haiti: 🧍🧍🧍🧍
Other countries in North America that don’t speak English like The U.S. : 😐😑😐😑😐🧍🧍
@@Samithecutie Yeah, but the thing is that the server is for ALL America, not just North America. There are plenty of different languages.
How did even paikon get the answer to square wrong. Four equal sides makes a rhombus. For a square, it's four equal sides inclined at 90 degree to each other
istg after playing genshin i’m sure my straight A’s are not staying for long..
SAME
Bestie I just failed Chemistry and Physics :D
@@mori8646 i mean… at least u didnt fail your other classes 🤷🏻♀️
@@mori8646 i believe in u, u can do it >:D
I went from straight A's to flat D's
I just passed by a few marks
2:45 a square also needs to have 90 Degree angles... 4 equal sides don't always make squares... It makes a rhombus...
Yup you're right
Me: **remembering maths in school intensifys**
Just having 4 sides means that you'll have a "Tetragon"/Quadrilateral (Including Rhombus, Kite, Trapezoid, and of course...Rectangle)
@@tylosenpai6920 Any shape with 4 sides.
@@nguyenminhquang9393 Yeah...that's what "Tetragon" is...
3:10 actually a square has to have bith 4 equal sides and 4 equal angles, otherwise a diamond could be a square.
its okay paikon we know genshin has a negative effect on your brain
I've been watching a ton of your videos while sick with my first covid-19 bug and your commentary really made me laugh these past couple days, especially when I was feeling super down. Thank you for the fun content :)
the "america" server host all of the american countries, not only "america"
Exactly
Paikon went full gringo on this one :(
At least he didn't say "do you speak american?"
@@El_Carlangas lmao🤣🤣🤣
@@El_Carlangas JAJDKAJSJA me estoy muriendo de la risa xD
@@El_Carlangas "full gringo" nOPUEDESER JAJAJS
Remember America isn't just for English speakers, USA or Canada, there are a lot Spanish speakers countries in America and I don't think mihoyo gonna make a server just for Latin American people. :)
And not just spanish i am from Brazil and here we speak Portuguese :]
@@related___c0re694 wAit i tHoUgHt bRazIl pEoPle sPeAk bRaZiLIaN
@@Chilumiisreal there’s no North American Server… there’s the American server for the American continent 🤡
@月Lua Natsuki Brazil it's not "technically" part of latin America, it's literally part of latin America, just not part of hispano America, which means that they speak Spanish hehe
Yeah!! Most of the American countries are latin countries, Brazil, Peru, Argentina, Mexico...
1:24 sir... you do realize that there isnt a server for every single language, nor region for that matter... not only that but there are plenty of people in North America who speak other languages (notably those in parts of canada who primarily speak french)
There is no North American server, but if there were, you are right, there are people in North America who speak Spanish and French, not to mention that Mexico has another 67 official languages.
Person: tacos
Me: *DyInG oF lAuGhTeR cHoKinG oN lIqUoRiCe*
the thing is that... the american server of genshin also takes south american countries, not only north america, so...that's why there are people that speaks spanish, or even portuguese ;)
Portuguese gang here!!!!
@@TrafalgarLawsRightArm me too
@@TrafalgarLawsRightArm ayyyy
I used thought it said North America but yeah it says America
@@TrafalgarLawsRightArm yooo me too :]
I feel like he forgot the whole country of Mexico is in north america
Also all the people of south America normally plays in America server because there's no south America server
many ppl from 'murica seem to forget that fact. lol
@@ramiroluquez3419 there's no "south america" because the whole continent is called america 🤦♀️ just look at a map
@@naty-ef6iq so that's why in every other game there's a "Latinoamérica" server hosted in Brazil that covers south America (the South of the continent in case that you don't know)
@naty aren’t south america and North America separate continents. Just like North Korea and South Korea are 2 different countries
Player:takes like 5 seconds to answer
Paikon:GOOGLE
Me as a ps4 user and those laggy mobile players be like:…
10:21 Albedo: "queria tomar um socao da Eula" BROOOO FHDSIUOFHSDOUIFDS
I love how he's impressed when a person from the America continent stated a correct answer such as the one like capital of France. Like, any Asian could answer that in 0.0001 second.
Ik capital of every european country, no scratch that i know the capital of every country in the world and I'm half asian.
It's probably an exaggeration.
If he does this in the Asia server he's gonna be the one getting asked these questions
ahahaha yeah i'm asian and i answered all of those questions correctly. those questions are probably on my 2nd or 3rd grade test.
idk bro I'm asian and I'm stupid af
Geography isn't something my school worries much so I just cramp stuff and forget it soooo I didn't know how many continents there were lol
I can't tell which is north west and stuff
I can't tell left or right, if you asked if have to stare at my hands for a few seconds to figure it out because "right is the hand you use to eat" and I try to remember which one I use to eat lol
Im asian and i dknt even know-
Me an Honor Student: Finally my time has come.
me, an honor student too: brain.exe not working
Is it hard to be a honour student?
@@pane0_018 Yes, as someone who's friend is an honor student, it's pretty much overwhelming and everyone depends on them to succeed in life.
I ain't an honor student but these questions are like kindergarten leveled question...😭😭
@@cranburrey whats an honor student?
Paikon: “Noelle we have noelle”
The name: Noel
Paikon:I would like to thank my mom my sister my brother and my two wives-
Me:Ehe..WAIT WHAT-
not paikon criticizing zara for the wrong answer when he himself didn't have the right answer either... not just four equal sides but four equal angles!! four equal sides is a rhombus :)
Finally
oh! we got a real math teacher here :)
@@LihengYi7 not really, but it’s common sense.
but... if the four sides arent the same length then it's a rectangle? or a quadrilateral. so he's not wrong, it's sorta both, the sides and the angles
@@diablosjupi that's what i'm saying. not just four equal sides, but also four equal angles. four sides is a quadrilateral, four sides are the same length is a rhombus, four angles of the same degree is a rectangle, and a square is four sides of the same length + four angles of the same degree.
Don't blame us, blame Mihoyo. They didn't give us south american servers, so all of us just go to AN instead
yeah, but there's spanish speaking countries in north america as well
@@sofia.6298
Yep, but even then, most players that you meet in coop wouldn't speak Spanish if it was just NA. The fact that NA also has south american players is the reason why there are so many Spanish speakers
El server se llama America, como el continente, no tienes por qué dar excusas de porque alojamos en ese server.
El carlitos tiene razón, el server es del continente por lo que no es necesario darnos un server individual a la gente que habla español/portugués/francés
Y si así fuera tendrianque hacer lo mismo por parte de esuropa y asía.. y no parece muy conveniente verdad? Estamos bien así :3
I speak portuguese (ye, portuguese from BRAZIL) and I lit just get american people in the co-op, which its not a problem and I really think it's better like this in my opinion :D
The scientist who studies rocks
Random guy : alchemist
Paikom : Its astronaut.
itspaikon : „What do you mean “Heehee“ !?“
Paimon: „that’s my voiceline!“
I think Paikon proved that Genshin players can't answer elementary school questions by thinking that "america" is a continent not only USA lol
North america is a continent, south America is a continent. USA, is a country, not a continent
@@HopeButMiserable yeah,i meant that Paikon thought the america server was only USA
I just realized i worded it awfully lol,must have been half asleep
FUCKING LITERALLY IT WAS ANNOYING ME SO MUCH LMAO
A Square is a two-dimensional plane figure with four equal sides, four interior right angles, and four corners. In other words, a square is a quadrilateral or a 4-sided polygon. All the angles are of equal measure, therefore it is considered as an equiangular quadrilateral.
thats rite
This guy has the lowest ping ever……man if only
*cries in 999 ping*
One little correction though 4 equal sides doesn't mean it is a square it needs to have 90 degree angle between each side otherwise it can be a rhombus or a parallelogram
A rhombus has 4 equal sides, it ain't a square. A square has 4 equal sides and 4 right angles
“I’d like to thank my mother, my brother, my sister, and my two wives”
Me: Are you sure they ain’t sugar mommies?
More like fictional
Genshin Player: Knows something
Paikon: "THEY LOOKED IT UP 100%"
"runned" LMFAO I CANT
America is a continent, which is divided into three: Central America, South America and North America. The America server is for all these three, there is no country America, because America is a continent! So, there will be people speaking English, Spanish and Portuguese.
Bruh
but South and North America are two separate continents-
either way, American servers are for anyone who live in the Americas, so its not a server for only those who live in the US
@@angelixiiartz5266 It's not shared, no, just because there's water separating it, but what I'm saying is that most Americans get annoyed when we say we're Americans too since the continent is one. But I understand that geography education is different in the United States, but when we say we are Americans even though we are in Central or South America, Americans tend to be very rude. Of course, I'm not saying it's all people.
Sometimes America refers to USA - context matters after all.
@@angelixiiartz5266 no son continentes separados :(
“YOUR SKULL MUST BE STRUGGLING TO HOLD IN YOUR BIG BRAIN” MY LUNGS ARE STRUGGLING TO HOLD IN MY LIFE ENDING WHEEZES
Klee : see people uses 110% of brain
Klee : weird growth
What do you call a scientist who studies rocks
THE ROCK
The server isn’t named “NA” (North America), it’s named “America” which include every country that is part of America. Just like how Europe includes every country in Europe which explains why they’re many different languages there, as well as the Asia server.
Yea, he acts like everyone in America speaks English which is really ignorant.
@@vampsirski4843 its not that deep
for a second I thought brazil had spanish as an official language
but mexico exists
@@livius0 I’m guessing you’re American😕
itspaikon: if they take more then 10 seconds they probybly google it"
me who has slow brain action and is strugulling whit writing on keyboard sad kitten face*
paikon sounds like how childe would be if he were playing genshin impact
That first guy:
*Our* apples
1:21 wenas means buenos días or “good morning/afternoon/night” in Spanish but it’s like a slang term
Also in 6:31 she (or he) says "maybe"
Omar RC ah si mira me acabo de dar cuenta
:O
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It’s baby Chongyun if anyone is asking
Any player: takes longer than 0.0000000001 seconds to answer
*”THEY GOOGLED THAT!”*
3:08 Having 4 equal sides also does not necessarily make a square.
im losing my sanity bc of this game, this is fantastic
I can relate, in a good way😂
These people not knowing simple questions makes me lose faith in humanity
And he being so impressed when they got it right it's even 💀
oh so you lost faith in me? but we dont even know each other
@@victoriaji25 yes
Itspaikon: okay they're looking it up why else would it take so long
Me: it takes forever to type on the ps4/ps5
10:27 This is a fellow Cristina Vee fan
"Wenas", it is like Greetings uwu in a friendly way 🙂
As a french person, geometrie questions are quite simple.
Septagon for example, in french seven is spelled "sept" so really the answer is in the question.
Anyway, the right word in French AND in English is actually Heptagon(e)
@@yemiandco9428 shhhhhh, they don't know that
@@paulduchamp4736 XD
The countdown for new banners (As F2P players) when you already have the new 5 star is slower than a bomb countdown in a tv show or movie. Snails can go around the world 2 times before that clock ticks back a second. GOD DAMN.
4:15 itspaikon being itspaimon
Latin America people dont have a server, closest to us is NA so... yeah not everyone will speak english... or even spanish for that matter cause some speak french/Portuguese
I know
@@josebutereselreal good.
The server is called "AMERICA" not NA ;)
@@El_Carlangas true to that, kinda forgot...
@@El_Carlangas se mamo
if it were me
"do u need help with anything"
"yes 5 welkin moons and a will to live, please."
"Math is a subject everyone is familar with"
Me: *sweats vigerously*
Random Dude: I speak tacos
Paikon: I speak burger byeeeeee
“Or whats my moms credit card number-“
LMAO
Having 4 equal sides is not necessarily a square, it could be a rhombus
"What galaxy is earth located on"
Me: Milky way
My friend: No you're wrong, its Wisconsin
“animals who only eat plants are called what?”
me: “vegetarians.”
Actually north america server is used by Latin America too
Mihoyo, create a Latin America server!
There is no North America server, it’s just called America!
Time to ruin your childhood: What do you call a crying sister?
A crisis!
I hate myself-
That's actually pretty good
dayum
Paikon : Do you need help with anything?
me : *primogems*
No one:
Traveler: get it right*
Itspaikon: u googled it
not trynna be that guy but its not like america server is only meant to usa or sm, whole continent plays there, thinking people in america server is just people that speak english is pretty dumb tbh 💀
I'm pretty sure "america" includes both the North and the South
I'm so happy to see you get more subscribers. Then Genshin community really needs the humor you provide to us.
Him: *the statue of liberty was a GIFT from who?*
Me, obsessed with Ladybug: *pathetic*
I feel like i had like abt 8 people a day every day asking questions 😭
(most thought i was googling and literally started making a big deal abt it it even tho i cant even open google while playing on an ipad) 💀
6:29 oooooh now that makes sense. That guy is brazillian and probably doesn't know english very well so he translated it. Just my guess tho
**cutely answers every question correctly while watching**
well, Rhombus too has 4 equal sides.
what makes a square square is:
4 equal sides
Equal diagnols
The triangles formed with the diagnols should be equal
The angle of the vertices is 90%
Its Area should be Lenght into Breadth (A square is a rectangle)
its a parallegogram i,e opposite sides are parallel
The diagnols bisect each other
I died at "your skull must be struggling to hold in your big brain" xDDDDDD
1:23 America is a CONTINENT not TWO COUNTRIES
Not trying to be an ass, or start a fight, but "America" is used as a name for the United States, a "country". "North America" and "South America" are 2 of the 7 "continents". Have a great day.
@@dragonwolf7461 no…. America can refer to BOTH north and south america, usually used as ‘americas’
the amount of brain cells i lost while watching this video,
is phenomenal.
Square Question: Exists
Rhombus: Cries in the corner
"Do u need hel with anythin?" "Talvez" my brazilian ass laughing waaay 2 hard😹😹😹😹
4 equal sides make a rhombus, not necessarily a square.
is anyone gonna talk abt how itspaikon said “I would like to thank my 2 wife’s” he said TWO wifes
12:40 Me, a slow thinker whose game would crash in my phone if i ever dared to try and open my browser for a second: You overestimate my abilities
mcdonalds: “HEEHEE”
Paikon: “WHAT DO U MEAN hEeHeE”
Me: Micheal Jackson owns McDonalds?
Four equal sides doesn’t make it a square. U also need four equal angles at 90 degrees
2:44
That is actually wrong, it needs to have both 4 equal sides AND 4 90 degree angles, or else it is just a rhombus.
“You must be really smart or something”😂
itspaikon: What is H20 known as?
me: oxygen
a square has both equal sides and all right angle so technically you were also wrong
Paikon, you know people play on console.
It legit takes me 30 seconds to type a normal sentence
in Mexico they teach that there are only five continents because they say that South America and North America are in the same place and it is only one continent :)
It's honestly surprising how a lot people don't know the answers to such basic questions. I feel like a god now.
Technically ice should be h2o, and not water, however, since the only difference between ice and water is a melt/freeze physical change(which is reversible and does not produce/reduce any substances/elements), water can be also called as h2o, which means that water vapour is also H2O
I'm starting to wonder if Paikon graduated middle school
Me when he asked what do you call scientist that study rocks: Geologist, then hears him say astronaut 🤦🏻♀️
I just realize their brain cannot take all the things they've studied🤣