Can’t believe I almost missed that Jungle Run reference, oh the nostalgia 🥲 Obi Wan’s shade at Sabine is great, and some of these jokes now having seen more of the show … surprised how many were spot on 👀
Ahh,The hardest question in the Universe. Thrawns mothers Maiden name. Chiss names are notoriously confusing. Thrawn’s full name is Mitt’thraw’niurodo.
I never understodd why in star wars series that qui-gonn didnt survive being stabbed in stomach yet throughout the franchise you see so many others survive it.
Like, he was alive for like 20 minutes, and there was no way kenobi could have gotten him immediate medical attention, compared to Sabine who passed out immediately but ahsoka got her aid practically immediately
@@gandalfthewhite.524520 minutes thats how long he was on the ground for and waiting for those shield barriers to move and switch? Also why couldn't obiwan just use the force to shift the shielgs out of place? I mean they are able to move on their own, im sure he could done so with the force.
The rules has changed time to time. They have excuse after excuse for this now. So, at this point they should just behead everyone, instead of stabbing.
Her heart, lungs, pulmonary vessels, liver, stomach - are all in her pelvis. Everything above is muscle, watch out. If you get too close, her boobs will punch your face to death.
If I've said it once I've said it a 1k times deep fake looks great now but what happens when you see a world leader tell another one to GFTS. Or you see a press conference by a world leader while they are already in a land fill somewhere.
OK, I've thought about this way too much already assembling a possible answer. #1: Mando's and Jedi are kinda rivals already. Bo-Katan says something like, "Mando's and Jedi's don't get along, but it wasn't always that way." B: The one Mando that Obi cared for was resented by most of her people for loving peace. And betrayed by deathwatch? I've forgotten a lot. -2 minute video "Death of Satine Kryze", There are people in Mando armor holding Obi prisoner while Darth Maul kills Satine. Bullet Point Cyan: He probably wishes Mandalore had joined up for the clone war as an ally instead of making problems.
If only that guy was a strong independent woman he would have been able to survive the plasma torch lightsaber liquifying his internal organs and turning his blood into superheated gas, cooking him from the inside out.
this one bothers me alot lest the only things their that could have been damage was the kidney and intestines. we could patch that up nowadays. nothing like last time where it was dead center with major veins organs and the spine etc. nah the real problem is why this obvious dark sider didnt just rip it straight up through her. id have loved the ship firing on her or something to make it make sense
Have you ever heard of someone taking a sword through the torso and surviving? Pretty sure there's a lot more than the gallbladder just under the breast. I get it's a show about space wizards with lazer swords but there's suspension of disbelief and then there's just bad writing.
I feel that as much as this lightsaber survive is kinda bs, storyline standards already went so low with the sequels that even stuff like this can pass as "alright".
Captain Dumb-A-Lot Dies-A-Lot is played by the actor from Aliens whose Space Marine huge gun totting character got wasted ala alien acid. #DEATHSINSPACE
I heard from someone who watched all the episodes of Star Wars Rebels, and he said there was never a record of Ahsoka training Sabine. What was that about? The supremacy of women agenda?
They are saying that it happened after Rebels...off screen. A cheap way of making bs up without having to make the content to back it up so they can push the female leads with woke feminist "strong empowered women who don't need no man" crap. I really think they are going to utterly ruin Thrawn...in the end of Rebels Ezra and Thawn were pulled into lightspeed together by space whales lol, and nobody knows what happened to them. I bet when they turn the portal on, Thrawn will just walk through without a scuff mark on him or a hair out of place, despite who knows how long he has been gone, years? And yet I bet stoic Ahsoka will easily defeat Thrawn when in the Thrawn books, it's Luke Skywalker who deals with Thrawn and even he struggles alot to best Thrawn because Thrawn is just insanely smart.
Given you have to **try super hard not to cut** if you stab with a lightsaber, I'm not fond of these being so common on screen. The lightsaber isn't a stabbing weapon. Its a knife-through-butter chop to pieces weapon.
This is why Disney makes crap Star Wars content...so Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan can roast the hell out of it. Seriously these videos make the whole thing watchable lol. The whole Sabine getting ran through with a lightsaber and just being fine a day later was so bullshit. Just more woke feminist junk.
qui gon and the chocolates actually had me rolling
Him snacking away enjoying his best life makes these videos even better.
It makes me wonder how strict the Jedi Order were with their diet plans.
You’re literally why I’m able to watch Disney Wars, there’s no way I could get through it without your stuff. Cheers!
Charlie, this is your best episode yet. A laugh a minute, and faces are getting substantially better with every episode. Keep up the good work 👏👏👏
I love Qui endlessly fiddling with his varied assortments of sweets and snacks.
Knew this was coming as soon as I saw the scene.
Scene
It’s nice that Qui finds so much joy in eating snacks 😂😂😂
with how much he eats, i'm wondering if he has a force ghost tapeworm
I simultaneously don’t understand why people like asmr… but also get so much joy from Qui biting into a chip after he makes a comment
07.45 - “she seems oddly familiar…” is an extremely meta deep cut! 👏👏👏
Only sad fucks like you and I got that one. Went straight through the 5th or 6th wall.
Can’t wait to see the reaction to episode 3!!!
I burst out laughing at “5 guys and a bipedal frog”, haha.
Same I wasn’t expecting that one
He can't even use the blaster with that hand!
Can’t believe I almost missed that Jungle Run reference, oh the nostalgia 🥲 Obi Wan’s shade at Sabine is great, and some of these jokes now having seen more of the show … surprised how many were spot on 👀
Qui-Gon’s snacking is right in sync with Filonis useless long pauses
but hey, 3 seconds of camera spanning out of scenery can save you $12,000.
Now that you’ve both said this… I’m going to notice it constantly.😂
@@MichaelMedici61W2 oh hey fellow Michael. haha
This is the only time I catch up with Disney Wars. More entertaining than anything Disney could produce.
Well at least it shows the lightsabre going through someone at least.
Qui-Gon's snack game is just on another level!
I had to eat a whole plate of drugged ham after watching the 2 episodes of Ahsoka.
I can't with the shots of Qui Gon just messing with his snacks!!! 😂😅😂😅😂
As soon as I saw that episode I was like ohhhhh qui-gon's gonna love this LOL.
Don’t know why you reposted, but I had to rewatch it. This is one of the best Charlie.
Love it!!! Especially the Rubik's Cube bit!! LOL
"Did he stop him with the force?" I laughed at this way more than I should've 😂😂
That map is basically the same map from treasure planet
Even needs twisting to open it
Ahh,The hardest question in the Universe.
Thrawns mothers Maiden name.
Chiss names are notoriously confusing.
Thrawn’s full name is Mitt’thraw’niurodo.
😂😂😂qui gon is always eating😂😂😂
Need lot of energy force ghosting
Love the 7:45 “she seems oddly familiar” quote, genius. On a related note, go check out season 3 of Fargo!
I thought they would have commented at the orange color
" you are like a sister to me" and there goes the shipping.
bacta nothing!... what.. bac-ta-life?! genius delivery lol
Can’t wait for them to watch episode 3 so Qui Gon can finally see what happened to all those Jedi 😂
This shit is hysterical comedy gold
At this rate this is going to just be a "Qui Gonn Reacts" channel
"That's what I call aggressive negotiations."
"Anakin!"
Qui is gonna get force ghost diabetes if hes not careful.
Did obi forget that he met Ezra 😂
Yeah? You were the only one in the galaxy to call her that!
I never understodd why in star wars series that qui-gonn didnt survive being stabbed in stomach yet throughout the franchise you see so many others survive it.
Like, he was alive for like 20 minutes, and there was no way kenobi could have gotten him immediate medical attention, compared to Sabine who passed out immediately but ahsoka got her aid practically immediately
@@gandalfthewhite.524520 minutes thats how long he was on the ground for and waiting for those shield barriers to move and switch? Also why couldn't obiwan just use the force to shift the shielgs out of place? I mean they are able to move on their own, im sure he could done so with the force.
The rules has changed time to time. They have excuse after excuse for this now. So, at this point they should just behead everyone, instead of stabbing.
charlieeeee not the spoliers in the thumbnail charlieeeee
A padawan is like a box of chocolates,...you never know what you're gona get
Comedy gold Charlie . When will QUI GON find out the truth about Anakin??
A birthday card for Obi-Wan's grand Padawan. Hahahahaha!😆
“Oh my FORCE”
Qui-gon sure loves his Ferrero Rocher, LOL
Really it's all in his name you see. Qui GONE! He never had a chance. It was the will of the force.
Qui gon can’t get a break can he with the stab
I need snacks!
"There is no try"
So awesome
These CGI faces are 100x better than anything DC can muster... WTF :-D
Me and qui-gon said the same thing
Ooo. The sith apprentice is using a probe droid. Just like Darth Maul.
Qui-Gon: Bad way to go, bad way to go…
Wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
Obi-Wan:😕…(FYI, Old Ben slashes his chest)
10:16 is a horrifying sight
Obi Wan is right, as a proud cuber I am deeply offended, Anakin!
The vital organs are lower. That saber stab hit nothing but fat and muscle
Rubbish, the liver is exactly there. I’ve had scans on mine in the same spot.
Her heart, lungs, pulmonary vessels, liver, stomach - are all in her pelvis. Everything above is muscle, watch out. If you get too close, her boobs will punch your face to death.
If I've said it once I've said it a 1k times deep fake looks great now but what happens when you see a world leader tell another one to GFTS. Or you see a press conference by a world leader while they are already in a land fill somewhere.
Nice Ferrero Rocher advertisment
I wish we could see what it would be like if anakin and obiwon
Does anyone know why obi has problems with mandos in this timeline. I mean he was gonna literally leave the order for one. Did i miss anything?
OK, I've thought about this way too much already assembling a possible answer.
#1: Mando's and Jedi are kinda rivals already. Bo-Katan says something like, "Mando's and Jedi's don't get along, but it wasn't always that way."
B: The one Mando that Obi cared for was resented by most of her people for loving peace. And betrayed by deathwatch? I've forgotten a lot.
-2 minute video "Death of Satine Kryze", There are people in Mando armor holding Obi prisoner while Darth Maul kills Satine.
Bullet Point Cyan: He probably wishes Mandalore had joined up for the clone war as an ally instead of making problems.
but obi wan knows ezra! they met in rebels!
Lion King reference! 😆😆
Anakin was tapping snips behind Padmes back. I always got that feeling. lol
Anakin was right. He does show up.
So are lightsabers stabs only fatal to men?
This is just Charlie Hopkinson posting the same video under a different title, all probably to fool UA-cam that he adds more content into his channel.
Bruh Disney just hates qui gon
Guy at beginning gets a lightsaber to the chest, dies immediately. Main character gets the same...all good.
Male gets stabbed, dead. Female gets stabbed all is good. Just woke feminist crap.
you you can get stabbed and live, and you can also get stabbed and die
If only that guy was a strong independent woman he would have been able to survive the plasma torch lightsaber liquifying his internal organs and turning his blood into superheated gas, cooking him from the inside out.
What council gave her rank
😂 wanna be jedi… heh 😅… … that’s all of us Charlie! Lol
Disney knows nothing of the episode II Count Dooku maiming thrust on Obi Wan..
Let me show you the SUBTLETIES of the force…
Does general Sedona look like Tracer 🎮from Overwatch🔫⁉️
We need new content 😂😂😂
Star Wars: Rebels meets the Skywalker Saga. Heeeeyy! 😀
Is this a re-upload? I swear I watched this a couple of days ago! What’s going on?! 😳
this one bothers me alot lest the only things their that could have been damage was the kidney and intestines. we could patch that up nowadays. nothing like last time where it was dead center with major veins organs and the spine etc. nah the real problem is why this obvious dark sider didnt just rip it straight up through her. id have loved the ship firing on her or something to make it make sense
Have you ever heard of someone taking a sword through the torso and surviving? Pretty sure there's a lot more than the gallbladder just under the breast.
I get it's a show about space wizards with lazer swords but there's suspension of disbelief and then there's just bad writing.
But the plasma cooks the surrounding organs too. It's not a rapier, it's more like a blow-torch. We've seen them melt metal with them.
it was way off to the side. But I'm sure somebody will line that up with a picture of what might be there.
@@ZombiZohmcritical drinker did a 4min video on it.
I'm gonna be completely honest here, I watch you because moments like 3:28 make me laugh my fucking ass off. Have a klondike bar on me.
AND 5:26. so maginificent you got me replying to myself.
I feel that as much as this lightsaber survive is kinda bs, storyline standards already went so low with the sequels that even stuff like this can pass as "alright".
Captain Dumb-A-Lot Dies-A-Lot is played by the actor from Aliens whose Space Marine huge gun totting character got wasted ala alien acid. #DEATHSINSPACE
I heard from someone who watched all the episodes of Star Wars Rebels, and he said there was never a record of Ahsoka training Sabine. What was that about? The supremacy of women agenda?
They are saying that it happened after Rebels...off screen. A cheap way of making bs up without having to make the content to back it up so they can push the female leads with woke feminist "strong empowered women who don't need no man" crap. I really think they are going to utterly ruin Thrawn...in the end of Rebels Ezra and Thawn were pulled into lightspeed together by space whales lol, and nobody knows what happened to them. I bet when they turn the portal on, Thrawn will just walk through without a scuff mark on him or a hair out of place, despite who knows how long he has been gone, years? And yet I bet stoic Ahsoka will easily defeat Thrawn when in the Thrawn books, it's Luke Skywalker who deals with Thrawn and even he struggles alot to best Thrawn because Thrawn is just insanely smart.
Yep.
.....what
Girls kick ass!!!! Yay! Do you know how many 110lb women I have seen kicking the crap out of 250lb bouncers? So many...
@@dsm3759703 wtf is this even in reference to 😂
How did Ezra Miller get in starwars
lol
How girl helped girl rid malignant skin cells. Good thing there was no facial acne’s here.
Given you have to **try super hard not to cut** if you stab with a lightsaber, I'm not fond of these being so common on screen. The lightsaber isn't a stabbing weapon. Its a knife-through-butter chop to pieces weapon.
Sabine, you're pretty good... But the sith apprentice has more experience.
Okay you guys have a point about the lightsaber wounds, because Qui Gon was stabbed in the stomach. Just stop lying about star wars being woke.
But seriously, why should anyone care about lightsaber duels anymore?? Star Wars has nuked itself
here early
Seriously? Tearing the card because she's Mandalorian? Kenobi, you are pathetic. 😑...😁
This is why Disney makes crap Star Wars content...so Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan can roast the hell out of it. Seriously these videos make the whole thing watchable lol. The whole Sabine getting ran through with a lightsaber and just being fine a day later was so bullshit. Just more woke feminist junk.
Bro what lmaooo you're reaching
Rosario was bad casting. Too old and flat acting
Ahsoka is a few years older than Rosario Dawson at the time of this show.
The title crawl in ANH had random capitalization. Don't know about the rest, I'm too busy wiping my ass to check.