TOAST'S SECRET DREAM - OFFLINETV PODCAST #40

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @OfflineTVPodcast
    @OfflineTVPodcast  Рік тому +35

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  • @chronicallysoap
    @chronicallysoap Рік тому +585

    toast is so real for the preparing conversations thing.. i literally rehearse how to ask for the haircut i want

    • @shadyplayer2821
      @shadyplayer2821 Рік тому +17

      yea the norm for neurodivergent i got to prep all the paths for my convo

    • @Aimdoo
      @Aimdoo 10 місяців тому +7

      I thought it was just a social anxiety thing...coz I usually do this all the time

    • @REREMO
      @REREMO 8 місяців тому

      What haircut do you want

    • @kofabillion
      @kofabillion 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Aimdoo i think its just better to be prepared and know what you want to say

  • @PohToWin
    @PohToWin Рік тому +508

    Lily’s catch phrase “are you serious”

  • @bluishviolett
    @bluishviolett Рік тому +629

    Jodi handles toast's unhinged mind very well. 😂

    • @JerridFoiles
      @JerridFoiles Рік тому +10

      I disagree, I find her age rules to be evasive. Like she would date someone 25+, but only hook up with someone 23?
      I think she's just operating under the highly anecdotal belief that everyone over 25 have a more developed brain. I'm not saying that's NOT TRUE, but 25 isn't like the hard stop. brain development can happen before or after that age. So I think Toast's philosophy is quite valid. Get to know the person and see if you actually relate. I think Jodi's saying the chances are low, but I don't think they're 0.

    • @127twilson
      @127twilson Рік тому +27

      ​@JerridFoiles Keep telling yourself it is going to grow lol

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 Рік тому +19

      ​​@@JerridFoiles i mean, jodi is around 25 no? so her only wanting to date people her age or older isn't that weird. there's different expectations for a long term relationship versus a fuck buddy

    • @JerridFoiles
      @JerridFoiles Рік тому +4

      @@litapd311 this is true, but to call long term dating someone younger creepy is just contradictory in that sense.
      If you think it’s not creepy to hookup with someone younger but think it’s creepy to long term date someone younger… I mean, make it make sense.

    • @ericx3woo
      @ericx3woo Рік тому +5

      ⁠@@JerridFoilesthere’s no such thing as an invalid dating preference (except for minors obv). Who are you to judge what dating rules should or shouldn’t apply? 25+ is a very fair and reasonable cutoff line since that is the age MOST people fully develop their brains for rational thinking. I’m sure she understands there are young mature or old immature people, but overall, it’s a pretty solid guideline that filters out a majority of immature people.
      Regarding hooking up, a one night stand doesn’t involve emotions and commitment. It’s a whole different beast compared to a long term committed relationship.

  • @JamesRNG30
    @JamesRNG30 Рік тому +81

    I love the Toast and Lily podcasts then you add Jodi to the mix. Peak podcast content. My favorite OTV trio

  • @celestialnighstalker586
    @celestialnighstalker586 Рік тому +496

    crazy how i was just thinking "man i could really use an otv podcast rn"

    • @Choob1
      @Choob1 Рік тому +7

      cap

    • @Mr.Insanity-ex8ob
      @Mr.Insanity-ex8ob Рік тому +1

      sameeeee

    • @fluffffycat
      @fluffffycat Рік тому +1

      fr

    • @rsheafer4577
      @rsheafer4577 Рік тому

      Bro I just started listening yesterday and was hoping for a new one!

    • @silver2zilver
      @silver2zilver Рік тому

      You were really thinking, "man I can really get more bored right now" cus holy fuck these guys talk about NOTHING it's almost pathetic how their brain works. Yet they have a career in entertainment? Stick to your skills. Talking aint one.

  • @liesl5313
    @liesl5313 Рік тому +76

    I relate so much about imagining conversations ahead of time. Not having to play out a conversation over and over again in your head is such a neurotypical flex

  • @shouryashrivastava2154
    @shouryashrivastava2154 Рік тому +201

    I neeed Lily to release that cover. You can't just give us a teaser and forget about it.

    • @grrr258
      @grrr258 Рік тому +6

      i listened to it before its amazing

    • @shouryashrivastava2154
      @shouryashrivastava2154 Рік тому

      @@grrr258 link brother

    • @dericofdorking
      @dericofdorking 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@shouryashrivastava2154 it's set to private so can't hear it unless she makes it public

    • @OddOtter707
      @OddOtter707 10 місяців тому

      It was one of the things that made me follow her

    • @OneDragonArmy
      @OneDragonArmy 7 місяців тому

      Legit forgot it existed until now what a throwback

  • @prewishjay5581
    @prewishjay5581 Рік тому +165

    edgy toast is slowly coming back and im here for it

    • @zapznox
      @zapznox Рік тому +24

      yeah the brain damage seems to be shifting

    • @prewishjay5581
      @prewishjay5581 Рік тому +13

      @@zapznox i hope he went to the doctor.. getting hit in the head sounds rough

  • @B-Raws
    @B-Raws 10 місяців тому +70

    Lily changing “podcast” to “podcats” is funny asf

  • @thedjhoneybear4368
    @thedjhoneybear4368 Рік тому +89

    As a theology major, listening to OTV members try and explain the Trinity was a good time.

  • @RealTaIk
    @RealTaIk Рік тому +19

    I also always tried to prepare for important conversations ahead of time in my head. Additionally to train my english skills (I'm not a native speaker) I always tried to make up some conversations like a job interview or something where someone would ask about myself so I could be prepared in case this situation ever happens. It's also kinda helpful to have an answer prepared in your native language. I really had to think hard when I asked myself what my hobbies are :D

  • @MRJarwson
    @MRJarwson Рік тому +12

    I got together with my husband at age 20 and kids was definitely part of of the early dating stage, I think it's important to discuss as soon as possible so you don't waste time as Lily said

  • @ninin11
    @ninin11 Рік тому +25

    lily is so great at podcasts, i hope she never stops

  • @sparrow2068
    @sparrow2068 10 місяців тому +2

    this trio is so good with each other. need more podcasts with this lineup

  • @TheArkcos
    @TheArkcos Рік тому +58

    Toast’s misunderstanding about the human body made me laugh a lot harder than just about anything else, glad that stayed in.

  • @finnkoepke2250
    @finnkoepke2250 Рік тому +55

    I'm gonna side with Toast on the first Would You Rather. Seven extra hours every day increases my waking hours from 16 to 23 per day. Subtracting work and commute, my free time would almost double. That's insane.

    • @benxguin
      @benxguin Рік тому +9

      It would be absolutely nonsensical to not pick the sleep option but I loved how Lily and Jodi explained the content side of the other option lol

    • @Vargas_Shezar
      @Vargas_Shezar Рік тому +2

      If both options is about saving time then both answers are valid. You either save time by not sleeping or not buying and eating lots of healthy food.
      It‘s also about how you argue your choice, right? If you get content out of it - then food is more valuable than sleep, but you also could use the extra time you don‘t spend on sleep to think about content ideas and do collaborations or think of business ideas. I would imagine if you give someone with vast amounts of money and knowledge a 23h productive work day, like Elon Musk, then he would achieve much more than with the food thing.

    • @frostfire6591
      @frostfire6591 Рік тому +1

      Yes obviously it’s not even close to the same level

    • @alvrarhyaf1936
      @alvrarhyaf1936 Рік тому +5

      I mean, even without the super power, I already did the 1 hour sleep thing sometimes. Minus gaining energy needed
      So it will be really helpful

    • @mxxxn
      @mxxxn Рік тому

      Yeah, I'd say good sleep is pretty hard to come by so that coupled with it leaving more time in the day for other things makes it the better option in my opinion

  • @chronicallysoap
    @chronicallysoap Рік тому +18

    jodi talking ab suika makes me laugh seeing all of her "TOUCH YOUR BROTHERS" clips

  • @diufool
    @diufool Рік тому +7

    As someone who was insanely introverted for 90% of my life, the hardest thing for me to do in conversation is end it in a not awkward way. Its one of the biggest reasons why I dont super want to engage in conversation with others.

  • @autumnchiu
    @autumnchiu Рік тому +12

    32:30 y'all be dicing up my boy Toast but i feel for him. sex ed is so confusing if nobody ever teaches you about it

  • @jenizen2508
    @jenizen2508 Рік тому +14

    I never expected Lily would be reciting the Apostle's Creed in this podcast lol

  • @hajreesha1
    @hajreesha1 Рік тому +4

    28:45 when he said this i looked up from my phone and he also turned to look at the camera i just felt like 👁👄👁

  • @mortemwentbang
    @mortemwentbang Рік тому +6

    My whole life I’ve always imagined conversations before hand and tried to make sure they go the way I planned so it’s nice to know Toast does that too

  • @osvaldoillescas3329
    @osvaldoillescas3329 Рік тому +3

    I love we have so many podcast episodes now that we start to hear things they have already said on some podcast long ago. 💙

  • @abbyl8711
    @abbyl8711 Рік тому +11

    i was legit rewatching otv podcasts and was thinking when a new one would be posted- great podcast!! :)

  • @lightningfrog112
    @lightningfrog112 Рік тому +12

    I was just listening casually and then I heard Jodi say Akatsuki no Yona and that made my day

    • @teetsieroll4529
      @teetsieroll4529 Рік тому

      Omg makes me giddy !! My childhood anime Omg it makes me so happy

  • @therealking_j
    @therealking_j Рік тому +15

    Me and toast saying “I don’t have a micro penis” at the same time is golden 😭 what’d Lily expect home to say?

  • @Bookake-2
    @Bookake-2 Рік тому +99

    The Lily My Humps segment was absolutely out of left field. Jesus Christ

  • @MathStringInputOutpu
    @MathStringInputOutpu Рік тому +7

    hi OTV podcast, can you perhaps release the episodes as premiers? That way we can also watch/participate in live chat reactions to the podcast.

  • @abbyl8711
    @abbyl8711 Рік тому +30

    toasts comment about the front runners for ppl having kids was wilddd 💀💀

    • @M3gynn
      @M3gynn Рік тому +3

      i spit out my water i thought he was gonna say streamers arent likely to have kids and he said that😂

    • @juicetein
      @juicetein Рік тому

      who was he talking about?

    • @__Ben
      @__Ben Рік тому +5

      @@juicetein Abe and his ex probably.

    • @hibiscussteph
      @hibiscussteph Рік тому +6

      i figured it was A&W but also leslie and edison

  • @aliza9963
    @aliza9963 Рік тому +9

    LMAOO honestly love this group they always give the best reactions and have the best retorts for one another 🤣🤣🤣

  • @timme4953
    @timme4953 10 місяців тому

    I can’t even imagine Michael as a father. The kids would either be one of the greatest scientist/engineers or of the biggest villain with the skills his Father teaches him

  • @GoldenMechaTiger
    @GoldenMechaTiger Рік тому +7

    Speaking of catchphrases I've noticed syd says yada yada a lot

  • @angrymario8259
    @angrymario8259 Рік тому +17

    This podcast was a ride but I totally loved it😂

  • @BLettuce
    @BLettuce Рік тому +3

    its truly a miracle that this video is not age restricted yet

  • @tessa2893
    @tessa2893 Рік тому +3

    Scripting is something I do a lot as an autistic person and doing it in front of the person is way too relatable 😂 I love the OTV dynamic so so much, such cozy, fun times 🥰

    • @tessa2893
      @tessa2893 Рік тому

      Also, having gone to college in Kingston, the description is extremely accurate lol this whole episode was just incredibly relatable 😅

  • @xD4rkSl4y3r
    @xD4rkSl4y3r Рік тому +22

    This trio is so great 😂

  • @notburntkebab
    @notburntkebab Рік тому +3

    Even in Lily's hypothetical she cant see herself as radiant

  • @Badcannon
    @Badcannon Рік тому +10

    Love it when ever toast is on :)

  • @flowrence
    @flowrence Рік тому +3

    27:40 Jodi’s arm going to raise, but stay down and Lily moving her arm to rest her chin as a smooth recovery is so funny to me

  • @lolann77
    @lolann77 11 місяців тому

    I'm with jodi and lily... i enjoy sleep and i feel like too many waking hours would drive me insane. also, the fact that i could eat not well and be so physically healthy is amazing

  • @blackpenguin2074
    @blackpenguin2074 Рік тому +6

    The "Would You Rather 2" part of this video is so funny and cancellable that I rewatched it so many times I almost can remember every line

  • @m.czandogg9576
    @m.czandogg9576 Рік тому +2

    The answer for the first "would you rather" was CRAZY.
    This is like the people who don't want to be immortal.

  • @Tetsuito
    @Tetsuito Рік тому +78

    Toast discovering the maternity conversations between lesbians is so funny.

    • @murtadhaAlhusne
      @murtadhaAlhusne Рік тому +6

      wtf bro what you mean?? they're both straight!!

    • @Tetsuito
      @Tetsuito Рік тому +12

      @@murtadhaAlhusne Cis lesbians need to choose who would get pregnant.

    • @eleonarcrimson858
      @eleonarcrimson858 Рік тому

      @@Tetsuitohow many of them adopt?

    • @Tetsuito
      @Tetsuito Рік тому +4

      @@eleonarcrimson858 I only know lesbians that get inseminated with the egg of their partner.
      I think that adopting is more of a guy thing.

  • @alligatorbl00d
    @alligatorbl00d Рік тому +2

    I live in Northern Virginia, very close to central Maryland and Washington, DC. Most of us just call it D.C. The MD & VA cities/suburbs/etc close to D.C. are considered the D.C. Metropolitan area

  • @clickerr_
    @clickerr_ Рік тому +14

    the subtle toast gagging on 27:51

  • @jd_lione3148
    @jd_lione3148 7 місяців тому +1

    43:36 *Akatsuki no Yona* is deadass a good anime ngl

  • @CM-zv6ph
    @CM-zv6ph 5 місяців тому

    In Scotland “cheers” is just used for thank you and is used to end conversations all the time so that’s actually quite normal, at least from my perspective

  • @airiday7
    @airiday7 Рік тому +1

    for the first Would You Rather, i think I'd go for the food one. I like sleeping, while eating is often a chore, so being able to eat whatever while getting all the nutrients I need sounds great

  • @H0lyPanda
    @H0lyPanda Рік тому +18

    Toast needs to watch The Rehearsal for the conversation practicing

  • @RyzawaCh
    @RyzawaCh Рік тому +25

    Man, pre-concussion Toast would absolutely dominate Suika game.

    • @eleonarcrimson858
      @eleonarcrimson858 Рік тому +3

      At this point i dont know if everyone is joking or not😂

    • @marcusthegamer348
      @marcusthegamer348 Рік тому +7

      @@eleonarcrimson858 If you didn't know, Toast does indeed have a concussion, that is a real fact

  • @parijatsarkar8280
    @parijatsarkar8280 Рік тому +4

    Otv suika tournament would be fun to watch!!

  • @sonubista2830
    @sonubista2830 Рік тому +3

    It was an amazing PODCATS

  • @dabs9306
    @dabs9306 Рік тому

    Old people going after younger and saying “there’s a deeper connection” ignore the fact that they started as strangers so you still were seeking someone super young to start

  • @Enemys0ng
    @Enemys0ng Рік тому +2

    The way I was thinking about “half your age +7” literally TODAY

  • @deaglerk
    @deaglerk Рік тому +9

    Toast suggested a OTV Podcast during his stream, of Himself, Syd and a Dominatrix specialist , I think with the additional of Michael with Jodi or Poki with Syd think this would be best combo for the podcast. KEKW

  • @howaboutdat
    @howaboutdat Рік тому +5

    Great episode, really enjoyed this one. Also I need to know what got cut at 56:37 😂

  • @charlesshaw2464
    @charlesshaw2464 Рік тому +2

    I love this trio

  • @takkiemon
    @takkiemon Рік тому

    I was leaning 60% towards the 1 hour sleep thing and after Lily's rant, I was 90% for the nutrition superpower

  • @queenderella
    @queenderella Рік тому +8

    Would love to hear the rest of akatsuki lore from Toast hahaha

  • @TheRiisingSun
    @TheRiisingSun 6 місяців тому

    Toast being quiet during Lily's entire amazing talk about eating weird shit and it becoming brocoli XD

  • @kiidkif2009
    @kiidkif2009 Рік тому +4

    I thought this was gonna be toast bullying lily anad Jody bullying toasr but naa its even better poor Toasty boii😂😂😂

  • @katalyze101
    @katalyze101 Рік тому +1

    Love these so much, wish we got 2 a month 🔥

  • @queenderella
    @queenderella Рік тому +2

    MY FAVORITE PODCAST!!

  • @matthewfigueroa6114
    @matthewfigueroa6114 Рік тому +1

    The whole comeback section just gave me flashbacks of “The Comeback Song.”
    “Hey, lady, are they you too old to be…”

  • @cluckcluckX3
    @cluckcluckX3 Рік тому +5

    Thank you for another entertaining podcast! I know the team may not see this, but I'd like to give a bit of feedback on the audio - there are a few spots where the audio is sometimes very quiet or suddenly louder depending on how close the speaker is to the mic, and it would be awesome if that could be adjusted in post production next time! Thank you 🙏

  • @skaterdude14b
    @skaterdude14b Рік тому +2

    11:50 “I’m shyyyy”

  • @calvindthao95
    @calvindthao95 Рік тому

    30:00 I support and will die on this hill.

  • @tiskbubbles4688
    @tiskbubbles4688 11 місяців тому +1

    58:48 OTV trying to figure out what a federal district is 😂

  • @kayla.pimentel
    @kayla.pimentel 11 місяців тому

    I 100% agree w Toast on the 1 hour of sleep thing. Sometimes I never have time to sleep and I had a phase where that genuinely mades me go so insane and brain dead. I feel like I always have no time and I just always wish I didn’t have to sleep so I’d have more time. Also as someone who’s recovered from an ed, I’m happy with the way I eat now and I feel healthier than ever so I don’t feel the need to have every single vitamin at 100%. Especially during my ed, I obsessively tried that and it just turned me from a restricting ed to a binge ed so now I definitely have no interest in that bc Ik how not-worth it it is

  • @shadyplayer2821
    @shadyplayer2821 Рік тому +5

    im the same way as toast i thought it was neurodivergent vs jodi and lily being neurotypical haha

  • @lurker8136
    @lurker8136 Рік тому +13

    Haven't watched Lily in a while but holy she's so freakin funny

  • @Th3yL0veKa1
    @Th3yL0veKa1 Рік тому +2

    Really love otv podcats

  • @Lukke0
    @Lukke0 Рік тому

    The best ones in otv together, finally

  • @dwylinsb5934
    @dwylinsb5934 Рік тому +2

    Cheers is very British, and used like thanks, so you're essentially saying thanks for the conversation. Which is a pretty nice way to bye

  • @pookimm
    @pookimm Рік тому +1

    Lily tripped me tf out with that AD read holy shit

  • @warda_1
    @warda_1 Рік тому

    fun noticing the video chapters be made as im watching :)

  • @FreedomIkimasu
    @FreedomIkimasu Рік тому

    1:31:48 lily stomping around the chair to fix the mic XD

  • @NStalgia070
    @NStalgia070 Рік тому +4

    Ahh so that was the party Connor was talking about 😆

  • @mrbean1192
    @mrbean1192 10 місяців тому

    I think the ethnicity question was more asking “if they were humans what skin color would they be” and I believe Arthur is mixed, SpongeBob is white, Optimus prime, beastboy, and piccolo is black

  • @jd_lione3148
    @jd_lione3148 7 місяців тому +1

    36:02 What y'all don't understand is that association with smol PP is scary!

  • @curupa66
    @curupa66 Рік тому +3

    Toast fell into the age bait so so hard

  • @learsam
    @learsam Рік тому +27

    Let’s be real… we all know Sykuno is the guy who gets the pass.

  • @frostfire6591
    @frostfire6591 Рік тому +1

    Ok I still think it’d be weird, but the hypothetical included the assumption that the 18 yr old was fully compatible, meaning you do like them. Meaning the argument that you’re so different based on age is null.

  • @DelCause
    @DelCause Рік тому +2

    1:24:15
    "I don't want kids necessarily, but I want to make you a dad."
    Somehow that felt very funny to say. But fair enough I guess.

  • @HP-tw6tl
    @HP-tw6tl Рік тому

    This was a wiiild podcast. Loved it.

  • @darcityler2621
    @darcityler2621 Рік тому

    I was just about to watch an old episode and then saw this was uploaded 🎉🎉

  • @2besyaki
    @2besyaki Рік тому

    for everyone who think the head is call meatus and relate it to meat it is not, the picture is showing a meatus which mean the opening of urethra

  • @thedecayersden
    @thedecayersden 4 місяці тому

    "Aren't you too old to be trick ok treating?"
    Apporpriate response: "Aren't you too old to be alive?"

  • @AzelusArts
    @AzelusArts 8 місяців тому

    the sign is OTV PODCATS 40 =)

  • @fluffffycat
    @fluffffycat Рік тому

    the Halloween Film was awesome guys, loved it

  • @Mister_Clipster
    @Mister_Clipster 7 місяців тому

    11:12 Beans!!

  • @hugobiernot9174
    @hugobiernot9174 Рік тому +3

    Lilys catchphrase? Guys im so tired... 😂

  • @massxcjay4400
    @massxcjay4400 10 місяців тому +2

    People from Washington DC just say they are from DC

  • @Michaeloke703
    @Michaeloke703 Рік тому

    Lily’s content brain is absolutely amazing 😂😂😂

  • @Chichichichog
    @Chichichichog Рік тому

    Stimulus: Aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating?
    Response: No, ma'am. You're just turning senile.

  • @Jodlauspc
    @Jodlauspc Рік тому +8

    There are in fact 3 holes Toast...

  • @eldrintheweebcovers2k165
    @eldrintheweebcovers2k165 Рік тому +1

    Michael's a real man. Lily said she wanted to be Velma and Shaggy for Halloween and he gave up the Akatsuki dream.

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 Рік тому

    always interesting offlinetv podcast!

  • @SwedishFox
    @SwedishFox Рік тому +1

    "Odin the god of thunder" - Toast 2023