@@lemon66111 "who" as the subject of the sentence, you should use the third person singular verb, even if the answer to "who" may not be a third person singular subject. If you can't tell, I am basically trying to confuse you XD
"Yo Mama So Old That The dinosaurs came back from the dead, just to meet their great great great great great great great great great great grandmother"
"Yo mama so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke"
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Lmao 😂
damn 💀
Yo mama so old when she gives you a hug that your covert in powder
thats funny
Girl: “he must be cheating on me”
*Him and the bois:*
Lol
ua-cam.com/video/h6nqxyn1mkk/v-deo.html .
This is what fun feels like
Lol yeah
HAHA
“Yo mama so old that when she left the museum the alarms went off.”
Yo mama so old that when she left the museum the alarms went off
Old
Damn
Yo mama so fat she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
Damn
This man single handily carried us on his back through Covid
Ong, but bro fell of so hard😭😭😭
He made a comeback
True he did make a good comeback
“We are family even though your fatter then me”😂😂😂
Lol
This was the number 1 mom joke back in the day
@@hypronmaster6756 yeah
@@hypronmaster6756 *jocc
@@pindol69 ? * joke*
“Yo mama so old she pre-ordered the Bible”
Dang
I don’t get it
@@lobidoxok7216 the Bible was written ages ago
Yo mama so old she used to be friends with the dinosaurs
Damn
"Yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice" 😂
Yo mamá so fat Thanos had to clap
@@Franktheguy128 he probably couldn't clap after that🤣
Yo mama us do stupid she solled her house for a pillow
@@nooby_baggy2388 and then she put a ruler under it to see how long she slept
Oh my God bro my guy got me laughing
"Yo mama so poor the ducks throw her bread"
Nah thats wild😂
The people who don’t have moms: my time has come
who doesn't*
I am sorry ;-;
@@oksure4089 don't is correct actually
edit: don't harass the dude i mentioned, but at the same time dont keep sending incorrect corrections @ok sure
@@oksure4089 bruh
how can i learn this power?
@@lemon66111 "who" as the subject of the sentence, you should use the third person singular verb, even if the answer to "who" may not be a third person singular subject.
If you can't tell, I am basically trying to confuse you XD
“yO mAmA sO fAt”
a classic.
CLASIC (first reply HOW THIS COMMENT IS 4 DAYS OLD WITH 207 LIKES)
Classic but unfunny and absolutely for the braindead
*Brodyfoxx has entered the chat*
No your mama so fat ...
Coz when she died her blood almost broke through the multiverse ... No offence
This is a certified YO MAMA classic
The fact that these were actually good roasts😂
Especially the whale one.
"Yo mama so stupid, she threw a stone at the ground and missed." Feel free to use this one
"Yo mama so ugly people use her as a trash can"
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, missed the chance to get back at her ex.
@@Praetorium It seems like your family has problems
@@jellymatsuryuka6853 nah I was only kidding. But it is a good comeback to that roast.
“Yo mom is so big, when she walked past the tv I missed 5 seasons”
😂😂Up top
Ain't no way 💀 🙌
Yo mama is so big, even quantum physics predicts it.
"we r family even tho ur fatter than me"
that's whats going on my brother's birthday card this year
so your also fat then
Damn💀
damn indeed
@Krishna Pruthi bro my lil bro birthday was a few days I should have done this 💀💀😭
Next year tho next year tho
We need yo mama jokes again in 2024
Bet
“We are family, even though you’re fatter than me” had me dying 😂
Yes
Me too😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂💀💀💀
Same
Me too
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"she sold her car for gas money."
It do be like that though 💀
Facts
but to get gas money you need a car to use it
@@mmaallss oh my fucking god, you really missed the joke huh?
@@mmaallss but them gas prices too high bro 💀ima do anything for some
@@mmaallss r/wooooosh
"we are fa-mily, even though you're fatter than me"
GOT ME DYING BRO
Same I literally cried
Same
Omg I’m still dying at that joke
Same
I'm dying
"We are family even though your fatter than me" holy😂😂💀
I remember these jokes bro they bring back elementary school memories
Those were good times
Your life's must be depressing because these jokes are unfunny
@@killme1783 they used to be for some people
@@killme1783 but weren’t you a joke?
@@killme1783 I Woudn't Comment On You If Your Life Wasn't A Joke
I remember when this was a thing
Bro sum kids still do it
@MyButteredToast that's true asf cu6
@@clip_goblinnnnnnn 👶🏻
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Yo mama so fast it took her 00000.1 seconds to leave you💀💀💀
“We are a family” it made me burst out laughing
The best part was "even though ur fatter than me" lmao
That was an og in my school
So fat then you're ugly
Paw patrol that you have to leave out this house
@@iplayminecraft2248 two
"What's the difference between your mom and a car?"
"What?"
"Not everyone have been into a car."
BRO WTH
yea?
I agree
Holy Shi-
i’m gonna get wooooshed for this, I dont get it
Fun fact: The oldest "Your Mother" Joke was found 3500 years ago on a Babylonian tablet.
What was it?
Fact fake
"Your birthing madam's body size is so absurdly large that-"
@@e3e100 it's a real fact bro it's not fake
@@zame-osomething5096 lol
"We are family... Even though your fatter then me" lowkey hit
"She put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept"
Never heard that one before👏
I once vandalized a School table with a pencil and wrote that exact joke
@@fabianisnumber1 lmfao
Original one: yo mamma so dumb that she put a speedometer under her pillow to see how fast she went asleep.
@@peppermintx12 oafml
"all the Whale's came up to her singing, we are family, even though your fatter then me" lmao, I can't-
I remember that joke from 4th grade lmao
How was that funny?
@@foxygamer9967 it just is bitch
The "donald trump wall" one tho lol
Lol
*“Yo mama so old that when she heard the fire drill she thought it was her alarm clock”*
Lmao thats a good one
Lmao
😂😂 Oh you’re making me laugh cry
“Yo mama so stupid she had you”
That’s always my finisher to end it lol 😂
Imma use this next time
@@Dragonsaiyan12 what, do you have a time travel machine
@@JSOFFF wait what?
Yo mama is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
@@Dragonsaiyan12he means that that “roast” is so outdated ur not getting anyone with it
'Yo mama so poor she couldn't even afford to pay attention"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one.
“Must be where you got it from, so shut up!”
“Your mom so old that when she went into an antique store, they wouldn’t let her leave.”
Best roast ever 🤣
Your Mama's so fat every time she steps on a crack she breaks the Earth's back
‘You so fat that you jump in the air you got stuck’’ 8 ball orange guy last world
@@giakietpham8152 LOL
@@toratarox How about this roast: Your mom is so fat, When she went to an Amusement Park, the workers used her for one of the rides.
Should have been museum
Bro stop. You make me laugh bro
Dudes in my school still pulling them and then be thinking that they’re roasting someone lmao
Hey, you are my mother's doctor!
Hello, Dr. Sins! :D
Your mom is so old she ows Adam and Eve some money
yo whats good dingle yeah i heard your mom has back problems so i needed to stick a tube in to make it straighter 😇
This was me and my friends back in 6th grade lmao
back in the 6th grade i got them bad grades i fell in love with my tutor
ua-cam.com/video/h6nqxyn1mkk/v-deo.html .
so ur in 8th or 9th grade now?
@@lowdog3621 I’m in 8th, but I’m going into 9th this August.
@@S3biss no shit you’re not getting in 10th grade this Augus
"Yo mama so ugly she made 1 Direction go another direction"
"Yo mama so old she has an autograph of jesus"
free to use
That is the best one I’ve ever heard
ive ehard them
"yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to xbox live"
You: When you fell down, I didn’t laugh, but the floor still crack
"Yo mama so old that she ate a dodobird at thanksgiving or christmas"
LOL
Yo mama so old she had Dinosaurs as pets
Yo mama so old she had Fred Flintstone as a brother
The awkward silence after "We are family" 😂
Ong tho
"You mama so far she's visible on the world map"
Why would being far affect your size
@@maxybg fat*
Yo mama so old that she likes the Chicago Bears
Yo mama so old, she was the waitress at The Last Supper.
"We are family even though you're fatter than me" 🤣🤣🤣 bro snapped
Your mama so strong that she got arrested by shop lifting HAHAHA 🤣
That’s a google home mama joke
yo mama joke on yt?
how your mom jokes were back then:
now: “what are you doing?” “your mom”
So true when I don’t know the answer to a question your mom
Yeah it's kinda stupid vruh
The trump one though 😂
Me: “write this down” ✍️
Absolutely
You accidentally tell it to a friend who has seen this video
“We are family, even tho your fatter then me” emotional damage
Naw not really bruh
You forgot that whole crowd shouting
"HOW ... IS SHE?"
This is always the best part
Billy:Bro, at least my mum can DO a jumping jack
“We are family 🎶 even tho ur fatter than me.” 🤣🤣🤣
That Is So Funny lol 😂
🤣
“Yo mama so stupid she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept”
PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST ONES
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at some orange juice because it said concentrate
Fax
@how 2 roblox beam 💀
fax
Yea
“Yo mama so stupid, she let you come too school today”
*loads AK*
@@z0m4109 w0w A cRyBaBy BiTcH wHo CaNt TaKe JoKeS🤓
@HoglinHare real quiet now hm?
Wffrr
Broo the yo mama so fat when she jumped in the one is my signature move😭💀
Plots Twist: Both of their moms walk in 😅
This was so funny back in the day
Edit: Kinda Famous
Ya now nobody can take a joke
@@laginator27 I have yet to have met a person who doesnt feel fine with yo mama jokes unless they have actual mom issues
@@m3cha131 then you my friend are lucky
@@m3cha131 I have actual mom issues but I couldn’t care less is someone was making a joke
But if they actually disrespect my mom, we are throwing hands
“Yo mama so old, she has Jesus’ signature in her yearbook”
yo mama so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch and missed 5 episodes of whatever was on there
Fin.
The first one was more like a yo caseoh truth💀
“We are family” 💀 💀
even you are fatter me
Nothing rhymes with family
Even though you're fatter than me
@@PoijdanplayzGaminggumball reference lol
Insanity,canopy, financially,fantasy,profanity
😁
“Whoa she really is stupid and fat” had me dying
"We are family,
Even though your fatter that me"
MADE ME SPILL MY DRINK ALL OVER ME 😂😂😂😂
Your mom jokes now “your mom has a small gyatt” then they die of laughter 💀
Fr it isn't even funny too as well 💀
I can not stop re-watching this.
This is so freaking funny my guy!!
“seismic earthquake”
what other damn earthquake would it be bro 💀
“We are family, even though you’re fatter than me”
-The whales 🐋
I'm a big fan
Ima big fan
You guys don't understand hes fake right
@@salamalekumalekumsalam they are talking about the whales as a joke bro r/woosh
@@NapolixEditz bruh
WE NEED OUR BRODY FOXX❤❤❤❤❤😂🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂
Nah man the "we are family! Even though you're fatter than me" one got me good.
I remember these days.
“Even though your fatter than me” 😂
"we are family, even though your fatter than me"
Got me dead
all the billy's i know is the teachers pet and when you say a yo mama joke to him he cry's and tells the teacher
The whale one gave me so much nostalgia. I remember saying that one all the time in 3rd grade
yes
Sameee
'Yo mama's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side' has got to be my favorite.
“A wise man once said yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg lol 😂
…Built like a tank, not in a good way… *walks away*
*my biggest flex is that i actually met the person who made joe mama jokes.*
Nu uh
Would his name perhaps be joe?
@@flaminggaming143 who’s joe
@@zrin7401 JOE MAMMA
Me?
"We are family" THat one got me😂😂😂😂😂
it was funny at the time tho cmon
I can confirm
@@DylanZitkus ✅
"Yo Mama So Old That The dinosaurs came back from the dead, just to meet their great great great great great great great great great great grandmother"
Their mama: thank you for the positive jokes😀😀
“Yo mama so old she watched queen Elizabeth be born” that was the best one I have ever gotten to this day
"We are family-even tho ur fatter then me"
That really hit💀
U should say "yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car"😂😂😂😂
“We are family” got me laughing hard 😂😂
"Yo mama so short, when she got out of bed she died"
Fall damage 💀💀
"She put a ruler under her bed to see how long she slept" got me
The class is a whole army
Billy:
Dang, you got me!
…
Still wanna go see the game afterwards?
Dylan:
*HELL YEAH!*
What
What
bro thinks he in a movie 💀
Thanks man😂
Please continue this, these are some of my favourite things to watch! 😂
“We are family, even though you’re fatter than me”😂
Yo mama so old that she saw the time that gravity was infented
You can tell that some of these are from the Yo Mama channel and that makes me pretty happy honestly. Good content as usual, my guy
i remember the “we are family, even though you’re fatter than me” one, that’s the exact one my friend used to use. that’s memories
My best friend always says the we are family one 😭😂
Love the hoodie
Bro ong, I miss the old days with these jokes 😭
The one about the antique store is my favorite.
That one was different 💀
We r family even tho your bigger then me 😂😭😂😭😂😭 funny’s line in the whole video
Great, it’s really funny
Me”bruh yall both r roasting ur moms instead of each other lol”
The ending got me running cry laughing around my house
Same bro