Armchair Devs #11: Kingdom Hearts

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  • @Blunder-Blue
    @Blunder-Blue 4 роки тому +35

    OH NO THERE'S 4 OF THEM
    Edit: I am 58 minutes in and after hearing what Aggro just said I think this man needs to win. He knows exactly what KH is all about: setting up plotlines that SEEM to go nowhere, but eventually all come together as you realize the answer was right in front of you the whole time.

  • @Vee_Sheep
    @Vee_Sheep 2 роки тому +5

    it always gets me when Dan becomes significantly more aggressive right as he says "GIZMO DUCK"
    i can so vividly imagine him standing on the Armchair Devs desk for the final stretch of that pitch

  • @badcar33
    @badcar33 4 роки тому +28

    When Aggro shot Feel in the face with a symphogear reference, I too felt shot in the face

    • @RougeMephilesClone
      @RougeMephilesClone 4 роки тому +3

      Oh snap, that's what that was? Aggro just got even more cred in my eyes!

  • @ShinyMew888
    @ShinyMew888 4 роки тому +27

    anime teenager Kazuma Kiryu is the kind of perfect character I didn't know I needed until Feel spoke it into existence

  • @CrummyCurmudgeon
    @CrummyCurmudgeon 4 роки тому +18

    00:50 *Introducing the panel*
    02:31 Dan's pitch
    03:36 Dr Aggro's pitch
    05:05 Bob's pitch
    06:26 Feel's pitch
    07:27 KZ's question to Dan - Name of the project/list of flavors
    10:45 OH NOOOOOOO YEN SID
    13:12 KZ's question to Bob - Name of the game/Sion's objective
    15:46 KZ's question to Aggro - Name of the game/basic premise
    18:39 KZ's question to Feel - command deck system
    21:47 KZ's question to Bob - Chrono Trigger World

  • @aidenshaw4620
    @aidenshaw4620 4 роки тому +41

    i am so genuinely horrified yet also excited this has the potential to be as caustic as silent hill or rhythm game

    • @bladehero8490
      @bladehero8490 4 роки тому +20

      *Aggro takes off his weighted clothes*

  • @SkyfireHero
    @SkyfireHero 4 роки тому +19

    I quake with the hope that Dr. Agro will have something truly special to inflict upon us

  • @toniomartinez2
    @toniomartinez2 4 роки тому +33

    So all of these months of BTD starting with food talk was just Dan training for this. His food limiters are off.

  • @squidlump
    @squidlump 4 роки тому +23

    I can’t wait for aggro to pitch an incomprehensible string of jargon and then spend the rest of the episode revealing how every word is new finely crafted knife with which to stab into his opponents and judge like they are part of some whimsical children’s game invented in the later half of the twentieth century. Extra points for when his pitch involves extremely obscure factoids, hand picked to induce maximum terror.
    I wonder how it will do against Mr feel’s aggressively cynical satire (expect much about the corporate greed of Disney), Bob presenting an attempt of a good idea served with bewildering design decisions, and Dan, using this as an opportunity to vent about square Enix, the kingdom hearts IP, and either modern game design or Tetsuya Nomura.
    (These are my predictions)

    • @cryw1092
      @cryw1092 4 роки тому

      Two out of four ain't bad.

    • @squidlump
      @squidlump 4 роки тому +3

      cry w I wasn’t expecting them to be all super excited and into it

  • @lotteslotdiscountstreams8310
    @lotteslotdiscountstreams8310 4 роки тому +4

    Aggro pulling out the Symphogear reference was like I was blindsided by a train. Bless you for pulling Anime of the Century into this.

  • @agentemerald5545
    @agentemerald5545 4 роки тому +24

    The fact that Agro is in this ensures me that this will be as absolutely insane and as loveable as the Kingdom Hearts series itself.

  • @liamfoote7164
    @liamfoote7164 4 роки тому +10

    I literally clapped like a seal throughout Bob's entire elevator pitch.

  • @aidenshaw4620
    @aidenshaw4620 4 роки тому +2

    bobs drawings are unironically fucking kino i would love to see that design of garland as an official thing

  • @RougeMephilesClone
    @RougeMephilesClone 4 роки тому +4

    Finally, we have reconnected to Kino Hearts.
    (This is my new favourite episode. Even some of the pictures were legitimately good this time. Y'all knocked it out of the park.)

  • @Angelic_Materia
    @Angelic_Materia 4 роки тому +7

    >Clicks on video
    >Hour long length
    >Dr.Agro is in this one
    SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEEEEL TONIGHT. IT"S HAARD TO LET IT GOOO

  • @01ChaosWarrior
    @01ChaosWarrior 4 роки тому +17

    I died, was brought back, got shot, pushed down the stairs, stabbed, given an elixir, and then hit by a rocket as it carries a nuclear bomb towards a black hole.
    Thank you guys. That was truly something special... now I'm calling the FBI on you.

  • @SakuraSan101
    @SakuraSan101 4 роки тому +10

    ngl I would actually play and enjoy Dan's game

    • @cryw1092
      @cryw1092 4 роки тому +3

      It's my favorite of the 3. Reminds me of some old flash games I used to play.

  • @bladehero8490
    @bladehero8490 4 роки тому +13

    this did not disappoint
    also dan is a coward for not letting feel or aggro host an episode

    • @aidenshaw4620
      @aidenshaw4620 4 роки тому +6

      well feel did host that star ocean one where eric was a contestant, but either way you're right aggro HAS to host one of these one day

    • @bladehero8490
      @bladehero8490 4 роки тому

      @@aidenshaw4620 oh right i forgot abou that one also why we are on that topic if they ever do a dragonball episode they should invite hail zeon

  • @TheValiantBob
    @TheValiantBob 4 роки тому +4

    so who is Agni? that reference went over my head.

    • @Gloochiiiiii
      @Gloochiiiiii 3 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure it's a callback to Aggro's pitch in one of the previous FF Armchair Devs, specifically the one with a mountain of DLC.

  • @indelane6260
    @indelane6260 4 роки тому +3

    On the Game of the Year series, I was close to commenting that "Best Gigaboots Video" would be a good category, but I think it would take something real special to make this not win in a landslide.

  • @amaterasu9815
    @amaterasu9815 4 роки тому +1

    Feel's pitch is unironically the best one from a combat perspective.

  • @Volt790
    @Volt790 4 роки тому +3

    The ONE Pitch I wanted to win was just absolutely denied & I'm livid.
    Ahwell, atleast we're getting Gex

  • @Thederpyguide
    @Thederpyguide 5 місяців тому

    Been watching this playlist again when I played FF11 and this episode has made me confront the truely disturbing reality that Dr. Aggro is reminds me a lot of Dr. Shantotto

  • @TheOneUntakenName
    @TheOneUntakenName 4 роки тому +5

    So is no-one going to mention that Aggro created Space Hulk The JRPG?

    • @cryw1092
      @cryw1092 4 роки тому +1

      All she needs is a heavy suit of keyblade armor with built-in magic launchers loaded with Firaga. Then it will be complete.

  • @ArrowSlayer
    @ArrowSlayer 4 роки тому

    This video is fantastic and terrifying at the same time

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 4 роки тому +7

    "In Kingdom Hearts sex doesn't exist, they just need to love each other and kiss and a baby magically appears."
    So how does Nala being pregnant in the 2nd part of the Lion King World work?
    'Sora Corrupts everything.'
    That sounds way too good/horrifying.
    Which means it would never happen, not unless Nomura is watching this and writing down notes.
    'The Cloud'
    Holy shit man, that broke me.
    'Giant Horrible Keyblade Sora'
    What the actual fuck?
    'Key Garland'
    I have no words.
    '4 Fiends'
    WHAT?
    "You ever get that feeling where you took like the biggest attack, but there was a 2nd one behind it?"
    Carl Wheezer: So you stopped the Llama, impressive, but will you stop the 2nd?
    Perfect Cell: What!?
    'Petey's Sweety's'
    Holy shit, that is good.
    'Culex'
    YEAH!
    Holy shit I want this.
    'All Sora Battle Royale'
    Please no.
    "How did Valkyrie Profile get in but not Dragon Quest?"
    Because Valkyrie Profile is better?

  • @lupeylycan
    @lupeylycan 4 роки тому

    i havent even started the ep yet but i heard theres a symphogear reference in this, the kingdom hearts entry, so this is immediately the best one im sorry

  • @ItsMisc
    @ItsMisc 4 роки тому

    This hurt both more and less than I could have expected.

  • @rodrigoovalles4984
    @rodrigoovalles4984 4 роки тому

    The battle royale reveal fucking punched me in the face.

  • @xylter700
    @xylter700 4 роки тому +3

    I’m 17 minutes in. I legitimately believe I’d survive a week of the Corona Virus vs anymore and yet I must go on.

  • @759Silver
    @759Silver 4 роки тому

    I've been looking forward to this.

  • @Drew_150
    @Drew_150 4 роки тому +2

    Who is Agne (Agni? Agney?)?

  • @twilftw
    @twilftw 4 роки тому +3

    the lack of xigbar everywere in feels pitch makes me sad

  • @Canwehitsubscriberswithbadvide
    @Canwehitsubscriberswithbadvide 4 роки тому

    This discussion was hilarious.

  • @mst3kforever
    @mst3kforever 4 роки тому

    Why isn't this one on the playlist?

  • @ShiningGurren
    @ShiningGurren 4 роки тому

    I can only count 48 flavors as Dan listed them off. I am missing 4 and that upsets me

    • @GigaBoots
      @GigaBoots  4 роки тому +2

      The Oatkeeper (oatmilk & oathkeeper keyblade sprinkles)
      Rocky Road
      Black Sesame
      Durian (Goofy’s Favorite)
      Blue Heaven (blue in colour, and its taste is a mix of vanilla and raspberry)
      Black Walnut
      Tutti Frutti
      Ube
      Blueberry Cheesecake
      POG (Passion fruit, Orange, Guava)
      Stracciatella
      The Power of Baking (Cookie Dough & Brownie Batter) (Sora’s favorite)
      Garlic (Pete’s favorite)
      Oyster (ice cream)
      Pistachio
      Teaberry
      Dragonfruit
      Lúcuma (nutty, popular in Peru)
      Peanut Butter
      Matcha
      Toffee
      Sea Salt (cream, milk, vanilla)
      Candy Goggles (bubblegum-flavored with pop rocks, sprinkles)
      Paopu Fruit
      Spicy Chocolate (Lea’s Favorite)
      Bueno Volcano (Axel’s Favorite)
      Χ Lime (Young Xehanort’s)
      Dole Whip (Donald’s Favorite)
      Honeybunny (Oswald’s Favorite)
      Spark Lemon (Larxene’s Favorite)
      Snow Bear (Kairi’s Favorite)
      Hokey Pokey (Vanilla ice cream w/ Small Honeycomb Toffee)
      Gambler’s Fate (Luxord’s Favorite)
      Dulce de Leche
      Rockin’ Crunch
      Birthday Cake (Ventus’ Favorite)
      White Chocolate (Yen Sid’s Favorite)
      Malt Chocolate w/ Fudge Swirl (Terra’s)
      Rum Chocolate (Scrooge’s Favorite)
      Thin Mint Cookie (Namine)
      Chocola Espresso (Young Eraqus)
      Sweetstack
      Use the Chocolat (chocolate gelato)
      Pumpkinhead (Jack Skellington’s)
      Red Velvet (Marluxia)
      Rum Raisin (Ghost of Xehanort)
      Flan w/ Caramel Sauce (Aqua’s)
      Mystery flavored (Xion’s Favorite)
      Toasted Coconut (Riku’s)
      Tiramisu Gelato
      Ultima Custard
      Fortnite (Cotton Candy Flavored) (It’s meow wow’s favorite!)

    • @ShiningGurren
      @ShiningGurren 4 роки тому

      @@GigaBoots Ah I see you said some so fast I thought they were one flavor
      Thank you

  • @darthventor1312
    @darthventor1312 4 роки тому

    That was fantastic

  • @toomanyfandoms1684
    @toomanyfandoms1684 4 роки тому

    Ok soooooooooo i was thinking that Sion and Dominic from the bownser was Soras parints............... God DAMN IT BOB.

  • @ArrowSlayer
    @ArrowSlayer 4 роки тому

    Does the ice cream game include a baconator?

  • @Hunter-sw3rl
    @Hunter-sw3rl 4 роки тому

    I’m gonna drink a gun* I wasent ready

  • @KBaldy
    @KBaldy 4 роки тому

    Unleash the fires of hell, Mr Feel. You have to be the one to send this show carrening of the edge into oblivion!

  • @NightmareZerogbs
    @NightmareZerogbs 4 роки тому

    Holy Shit, Dan.

  • @BassCarlos2010
    @BassCarlos2010 4 роки тому +7

    ​cmon bob you could've called garland keylgamesh

  • @FackuIkari
    @FackuIkari 4 роки тому +1

    Are they gonna stop shitting on Astral Chain someday? It wasn't that bad

  • @ProtoStan
    @ProtoStan 4 роки тому

    Got to Dan's villain and I knew it would be HIM before he said it

  • @OmegaJ12
    @OmegaJ12 4 роки тому

    Armchair Devs: KZ fucking dies

  • @forthex
    @forthex 4 роки тому +1

    Hey Feel. Hey...
    You should watch Symphogear.

  • @naimthebyrdman5068
    @naimthebyrdman5068 4 роки тому +5

    That Horrible realization that you realize the Kingdom Hearts series and the Final Fantasy 7 Remake Parts might bankrupt Square Enix 😱.

  • @squidlump
    @squidlump 4 роки тому

    OH SHIT

  • @Sky-vf3ji
    @Sky-vf3ji 4 роки тому

    Really want a Scrooge McDuck Recettear now

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 4 роки тому

    "I'm fine with this, cause that means we can put Gex in as a Link."
    Can we get Gex in Kingdom Hearts? Please?
    I feel like he'd fit in real good.

    • @cryw1092
      @cryw1092 4 роки тому +3

      In the end, Mr Feel had the last laugh.

  • @naimthebyrdman5068
    @naimthebyrdman5068 4 роки тому +6

    Kino Hearts Malar-X.

  • @diogomontesso6970
    @diogomontesso6970 4 роки тому

    So That's why it's an hour and a half long.

  • @IAMTHEDARKNESS100
    @IAMTHEDARKNESS100 4 роки тому +1

    Feel was robbed!

  • @ProtoStan
    @ProtoStan 4 роки тому

    Feel mentioned alot of furry Disney characters for his game...