I loved watching Kung Fu Theater every Saturday back in the day. My favorite plot was always the: -You killed my master or father - Try to avenge them, get ass kicked first try - Long recovery where I make new friend who happens to know how to beat you with super secret kung fu - Learn said super secret kung fu with weird training exercises - Plot twist, bad guy is invulnerable except one weak spot - Find and exploit weak spot to beat bad guy, master avenged! Come to think of it, like 99% of the kung fu movies had the same plot. Still loved them.
You missed the crash course in an isolated place over a short period of time to defeat the Villain who has trained for like 400 years judging from his looks😄
We had this movies too in Romania on second public channel before internet expansion and I saw this movie too then, about 20 years ago, and even today I find the charm of the simpleness of those old movies with Kung-fu! Though the time for this shows was a little before 1:00 Pm so I had to skip the last class every Wednesday :P
@@michaelsullivan339 Master Ken saved my life once I fought a pink belt grandmaster of some weird ancient master school, but I kicked him in the nuts before he could kill me and I won since his nuts was destroyed using Ken technique the ball smash
Man this villain's actor got around... Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, Drunken Master 1, Shaolin Ex Monk aka Renegade Monk.... This... He's in a lot more, just can't think of em right now lol
“There’s 108 possibilities” “That’s true, but you’ve already reduced it by 36……….divide that by the square root of 7, multiply that by 9,999, and divide it by Pi, and the answer MUST be your balls”
It was pai mei’s only weakness. Paris sniped Achilles in the heel like a bitch and everyone revered him for it. Pai mei wasn’t a nice guy lol, so they had to crush their battle opponents balls to put an end to his evil.
This is a old classic... one of the best fight scenes ever, pound for pound. For its time, when it was came out... excellent choreography, Direction, cinematography, etc. With today's technology, I can imagine these 2 characters, having a field day & enjoying filming this Classic. Pound for pound they do some hella moves, that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon characters performed. For it to be 30, 40, 50 years before... this is awesome!
I am crying over here I can't stop laughing that part when he punches him in the back of the head and the expression he made then how he scream after the camera zoom back from his face I am rolling over here this really made my day bro very much appreciated even though I love kung fu movies this one is six favorite
There was a time mankind was focused on others well-being with the purity of the honest heart but throughout the time of different logic and ethics and lacking of these most important part of our purpose of defining what we are ! Is diminishing so will be us along with the purity of honest heart and its wisdom.
The guy in yellows defensive game was top tier...or better yet... it was some top shelf...but his offense was some sailor Jerry's spiced rum... or PoPov Vodka... some real real bottom barrel shiiiiit
It's rough, but, thanks to these films of the 70s that the choreography of martial arts were improving in the following decades. So those who criticize do not know what you're talking about. Give thanks to Bruce Lee and martial arts movies of the '70s Thanks to them, Jackie Chan and Jet Li are what they are.
Are you kidding me? This is better. Today it's wire-works and stunt doubles and shaky cam and quick cam cuts and CGI. Maybe 3% of movies today have better fight choreography than the 70s.
the legend of pai mei is that he was a master of the internall aspect of kung fu, basically he had mastered his use of his own chi to manipulate it at his own will.....part of his chi techniques were creating "armor" around his entire body that made him mostly impervious to attacks and he had a way to use his chi to suck his balls into his abdomen, eliminating his personal "weak spot", he could also use his chi and pressure points to kill people instantly or with a delayed effect
OBVIOUSLY Hwang Cheng-Lee and John Liu. Nobody kicks like Hwang who is the best villain ever, but I still haven't seen a movie that made the best use possible of these two.
Used to own this movie on vhs when I was in high school. The whole f@&$%cking movie is pure gold (especially with the spaghetti Western music). Hwang Jang Lee is the greatest Kung Fu villan ever and John Liu literally kicks ass! Thanks for posting.
That's why I always enjoyed watching this movie of Invincible Armor 'cause I watched it 5 times and couldn't get enough of it! Even of course, he still kinda reminded me of Shujinko of MK:Deception & MK:Armageddon!☯️⛩🥋
Ah I remember that summer for 20 years or so! We had no TV and only 2 films. One was a mother - daughter drama and the other one was this one. We watch it almost every evening after being playing outside all the day for like 3 weeks... Ahh memories.
2:23 now he's just wasting energy Showboating why would you even do that? He could have spent that time looking for those secret spots like the cods underarm Temple
I always enjoy watching a good kung fu movie. You have to appreciate the fact that some of these films are over 50 years old and the action and choreography is still holding up . The stories were so innocent and always refreshing when the good guys gets revenge on the bad guys .
All I know is that I can't watch the last three minutes of this scene without spending the next hour leaving myself into a brand new case of asthma. The way the guy's head just went down after he got punched in the back of it and then the eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. This is the greatest movie ever made!
@@shawbros Yeah, such a high level of kung fu skill that all that needed to happen was a good swift kick to his nuts! Yeah, that's real astro-level type kung fu! 😐
Nothing can EVER top the voice over dubs in these old skool Kung fu movies 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥
Master Betty peak
I loved watching Kung Fu Theater every Saturday back in the day. My favorite plot was always the:
-You killed my master or father
- Try to avenge them, get ass kicked first try
- Long recovery where I make new friend who happens to know how to beat you with super secret kung fu
- Learn said super secret kung fu with weird training exercises
- Plot twist, bad guy is invulnerable except one weak spot
- Find and exploit weak spot to beat bad guy, master avenged!
Come to think of it, like 99% of the kung fu movies had the same plot. Still loved them.
Them my favorite as well then the ones that the evil dude have the white hair 😂😂
Martial Arts movies are the Asian equivalent to American westerns, Kung fu masters, samurais, cowboys, all very similar.
Robbery, rape or revenge. I love them. Don't forget the secret books and lists also!
You missed the crash course in an isolated place over a short period of time to defeat the Villain who has trained for like 400 years judging from his looks😄
@@stanleeleo9019 and the masters are always sadistic old men pretending to be asleep 😴
I miss the old kung fu shows. They use to come on every Saturday afternoon on our local channel.
you right man I remember those good old days every Saturday kungfu time
We had this movies too in Romania on second public channel before internet expansion and I saw this movie too then, about 20 years ago, and even today I find the charm of the simpleness of those old movies with Kung-fu! Though the time for this shows was a little before 1:00 Pm so I had to skip the last class every Wednesday :P
Kung Fu theatre. Loved that show. A full hour of fight clips brought here by our servicemen.
Check out Wu Tang collection it has a metric ton of old Kung Fu movies
I thought it was Sunday, you on the east coast?it was Channel 33 where im from.
When he crushed the old man's balls the old man should have looked at him laughed and say,"I haven't used them in years!"
@Tyrone Koumoundouros
dude. I've reported EVERY post you have made here. either grow up or get stuffed.
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Tyrone Koumoundouros Nazi Chinese Girl 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@thomasneal9291 lmfao at this exchange
I think he said that at first...then sense was knocked back into him...
"Senior citizen with dementia attacked by gang, dies after falling down stairs"
Before, he gets his skull and balls crushed.
Oh my good xxxDDD!! I died. So hard.
Old person abuse!
LUL 😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂that comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey, that's not fair, that's every man's weak spot. 😂😂😂
Where is girl weak spot? I need to kill one bitch..
@@cock-a-doodle-doo1522 Trust me, you kick a betch in the clit hard enough, she wont feel pleasure. :P
@@cock-a-doodle-doo1522 boobs
I figured his weak spot wouldn't have been that obvious. 😳
@@cock-a-doodle-doo1522 Her stomach, for the woman, has a special one just she can carry a baby, she need a soft stomach
This was the most un-necessarily thorough demonstration of 'just kick 'em in the balls' I've ever seen 😂
Jason McMillan THATS MY PURSE!! I DONT KNOW YOU!!
In the time honored words of Idiocracy, “Ow, my balls!”
@Sid Sidney Hwang Jang Lee is the best
Always takes more than one fighter to defeat Hwang jang Lee
😂😂😂
"And as always restomp the groin"
- Master Ken
“It’s the iron finger to match your iron armor. You… didn’t know that?”
One of the coolest come back lines.
This movie is a classic. I love the iron armor weak spot movies. Funny.
He crushed the old mans eggs!! these younger folks really don't have any respect to an old man!
Kkkkkk
😂 😆
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣old man is evil. Needs to retire permanently
The gen z kids really don't have any to speak of.
He gets his nuts decimated and the first thing that comes to mind is " who are you " ???
Damn I'd be like. Where am I ?????
LMAO
lol
Chaddo Morrow 😹😹
The Trump Chichin family collectively beat Kim Jung Un’s balls.
Chaddo Morrow your comment had me dying man. he gets his nuts decimated
Who'd have figured his groin was his weakness... what a surprise.
Unless you have iron balls...
It was the back of his head smh
true easter egg
Not always born invincible dudes point was his inside his throat when he laughed they hit him with throwing dagger.
Idiot's, the punch to the back of the head broke his concentration for just long enough. Plus he was holding dick instead of balls for some reason
Studies Kung Fu 12 years, studies Iron Finger Kung Fu 5 years, perfects techniques for 15 years, wins by attacking a man’s groin.
Master Ken taught us to always restomp the groin. Day one.
@@michaelsullivan339 nice
Save you 32 years in one day
@@michaelsullivan339 Master Ken saved my life once I fought a pink belt grandmaster of some weird ancient master school, but I kicked him in the nuts before he could kill me and I won since his nuts was destroyed using Ken technique the ball smash
Man this villain's actor got around... Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, Drunken Master 1, Shaolin Ex Monk aka Renegade Monk.... This... He's in a lot more, just can't think of em right now lol
Yeah....a real classic. One of my favorites. Now it's time for The Flying Guillotine.
master of the FG was by far and away my favorite kung fu movie of all time. followed closely by legend of the seven golden vampires.
I just laughed so hard at the egg shots I almost woke my wife.
I did laugh. It's an ancient HK movie from the 70's.
His balls was his Achilles Heel. Imagine that.
They normally are. Don't be surprised for how many their balls have been their downfall . Ask Iron Mike how much money her lost to Robin Givens 😁
Invincible armour no doubt the best of the best , they don't make them like this anymore , it's a true classic.
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“There’s 108 possibilities”
“That’s true, but you’ve already reduced it by 36……….divide that by the square root of 7, multiply that by 9,999, and divide it by Pi, and the answer MUST be your balls”
Maaaaan, the skill level they putting out is phenomenal. Love old school kung fu
King Reem
U gotta b old school 2 appreciate this. Ain't no choreography like this.
“No, my balls. My only weakness, how did you know!?!”
🤣🤣😂
did they really need to symbolize his nut's demise with broken eggs? LOL
Lmbo!!
yeah, it was poetic, a simile
Ikr!!
This why oldskool 70s king fu movies so great.
hell yeah!!!
2 young guys against 1 old man and they beat him crushing his testicles...
I don't know man. Is this supposed to make the heroes look good??
I'm
It was pai mei’s only weakness. Paris sniped Achilles in the heel like a bitch and everyone revered him for it. Pai mei wasn’t a nice guy lol, so they had to crush their battle opponents balls to put an end to his evil.
but...but....The old man is fucking strong, or was
I guess Thor should have aimed for the nuts instead of the head.
Its supposed to show how baddass olf Pai mei is
This is a old classic... one of the best fight scenes ever, pound for pound. For its time, when it was came out... excellent choreography, Direction, cinematography, etc. With today's technology, I can imagine these 2 characters, having a field day & enjoying filming this Classic. Pound for pound they do some hella moves, that the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon characters performed. For it to be 30, 40, 50 years before... this is awesome!
I am crying over here I can't stop laughing that part when he punches him in the back of the head and the expression he made then how he scream after the camera zoom back from his face I am rolling over here this really made my day bro very much appreciated even though I love kung fu movies this one is six favorite
I like how he did the front flip over and tumbled for a few seconds. I would retire from Kung Fu and become a preacher after that.
I'm still laughing
I am dying from that shot when his enemy crashed a vase after he clunched his coconuts, it seems so out of place... : 'D
T.c Basey lmao 😂
@@crestfallenknight7983 me too
Never has it taken so long for someone to realize you need to kick your opponent in the balls.
🤣😂😂
Dood. Gotta protect your balls, dood. - Eric Cartman
DARIVS
y ARCHITECTVS UA-cam
If I ever run into a white haired, white eyebrowed Asian, I'm running like hell!!!
Funny
I love it Kung Fu Theater Now on UA-cam with a great fight soundtrack.👍
"And now we shall avenge him!"
You did nothing, lady!
and this is what johnny english's master watched when he was young
Great martial artists. Brilliant fight. Flashing weak spots. What more could anyone want? Scrambled eggs?
There was a time mankind was focused on others well-being with the purity of the honest heart but throughout the time of different logic and ethics and lacking of these most important part of our purpose of defining what we are ! Is diminishing so will be us along with the purity of honest heart and its wisdom.
😄😄😄😄
And sausage?
Ketchup please.
7 years later. Oh eggs were scrambled.
Pai Mei definetly solved his one weakness before he trained Uma Thurman
That's not Pai Mei
@@audioplugg5310 that is pai mei
Could be his twin brother
only the 5-step exploding heart technique can destroy this guy's balls
Hilarious egg crushing shot. LMAO 😂
The ninja who hopped over the building with a cape on LMAO.
LUCHA!
5:19- "You're looking at my junk, aren't you? Yeah, you are."
Lord Papi Darkwing I once went by another name, feared by all....
Long Wang.
This movie is legendary
It has the Number 1& 2 kicks in Kung fu movie history!
The guy in yellows defensive game was top tier...or better yet... it was some top shelf...but his offense was some sailor Jerry's spiced rum... or PoPov Vodka... some real real bottom barrel shiiiiit
Really unreal fight, the end of this fight is baddest of baddest and absolutely unreael
"The potential weak spots are the head, temple, throat, armpits, *GROIN* " [Spends entire fight not going for the groin...]
He was going one by one
It would've shortened the movie!
If he target the groin first which it would not work, he would just try all the rest
@@namekiz3199 yes so after he tried it last he was surprised it didn’t work be knew that was the only option left so the boy had to tell him what next
I disagree, i counted 3 nut kicks right off...
You know what they say. Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs :P
I once tried that handstand kick to the face attack at 2:24 one time in a street fight. I can tell you..... it didn't work so well.
Maybe you needed to stretch hehe
😂😂😂
You just need to keep doing it, you will eventually become proficient at it.
JUAAA
It's great in Yoga!
I thought I was watching Kung Fu, not the Nut Cracker😁😁😁
Damn. Broke his eggs and scrambled his omelet too.
lol
Ahh! Brings back memories of Saturday afternoons watching Kung-Fu Theater on t.v.
6:37 this is exactly the music men would hear ringing in their ears whenever we get hit in the balls.
Shivadasa 😂😂😂
Shivadasa 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
Sounds like the music from the 70's Logan's Run film ...
🤣
The headassery in this film is incredible!
from bad hair to bad breath, this has it all!
Shoalin vs lama has the best fight scene
It's rough, but, thanks to these films of the 70s that the choreography of martial arts were improving in the following decades.
So those who criticize do not know what you're talking about.
Give thanks to Bruce Lee and martial arts movies of the '70s Thanks to them, Jackie Chan and Jet Li are what they are.
That's so true and I am a 54 year old man who grew up watching Bruce Lee and other martial arts movies of the that time.
it was all good to us 10 year olds
Are you kidding me? This is better. Today it's wire-works and stunt doubles and shaky cam and quick cam cuts and CGI. Maybe 3% of movies today have better fight choreography than the 70s.
the legend of pai mei is that he was a master of the internall aspect of kung fu, basically he had mastered his use of his own chi to manipulate it at his own will.....part of his chi techniques were creating "armor" around his entire body that made him mostly impervious to attacks and he had a way to use his chi to suck his balls into his abdomen, eliminating his personal "weak spot", he could also use his chi and pressure points to kill people instantly or with a delayed effect
That left me in stitches. I dont know how people in the cinemas must have been watch those scene. They must have been in fits of laughter.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not at all . No one was laughing these movies these was classic
Nah, people would have been like, "ugh!"
"UGH!"
😂
Black people will know what i mean. 😳😏
What a song. 32 years later i hear it again. Thanks 👍
💥CLASSIC💥STILL💥👀🥊🥊
OBVIOUSLY Hwang Cheng-Lee and John Liu. Nobody kicks like Hwang who is the best villain ever,
but I still haven't seen a movie that made the best use possible of these two.
Hwang Chang Lee is not a kungfu martial artist. He has a blackbelt in Tae Kwon Do. Being a Korean, he practiced a Korean Martial Art!
Pai Mei? WTF...
And this is why Pai Mei cannot be defeated with groin kicks.
He developed a defense for it when Uma came
@@NaNa-kj2gw he had it in this movie too but he need to swap his chi to different area of his body
@@aznbigboyjo3 This is not Pai Mei, this is Minister Cheng. Not every Kung Fu elder with white hair is Pai Mei.
Pai Mei is a eunuch. Can’t scramble his eggs.
Tarantino, please give us Pai Mei spin-off feature!
I don't even care it's been fifteen years.
Used to own this movie on vhs when I was in high school. The whole f@&$%cking movie is pure gold (especially with the spaghetti Western music). Hwang Jang Lee is the greatest Kung Fu villan ever and John Liu literally kicks ass! Thanks for posting.
Dayum dude was so powerful he got jump😅
My wife must have watched this movie....
@ Brent 😀😀😀😀. You made me laugh today
Man I love this movie...Especially 4:39 when that songs comes on I wish me and my brother could link up to kick some asses lol
Hwang Jang Lee executes some of the best kicks in the movies.
Please find more classic like these. I can enjoy watching these all weekend...
That's why I always enjoyed watching this movie of Invincible Armor 'cause I watched it 5 times and couldn't get enough of it! Even of course, he still kinda reminded me of Shujinko of MK:Deception & MK:Armageddon!☯️⛩🥋
6:28, I'll never see eggs in the same way again...
I gotta give credit to someone who can keep going after his nuts get crushed. Goddamn.
If he had balls of steel, he would truly be invincible.
Or just be a woman xd
A well placed kick on the family jewels never fails 😅
Ah I remember that summer for 20 years or so! We had no TV and only 2 films. One was a mother - daughter drama and the other one was this one.
We watch it almost every evening after being playing outside all the day for like 3 weeks...
Ahh memories.
That is one tuff old man.
7:20 after suffered from the ball crushing injury, the old guy still has balls to ask, "who the hell are you?"
I just love me some Old school Kung Fu movies, they were the best ever.
2:23 now he's just wasting energy Showboating why would you even do that? He could have spent that time looking for those secret spots like the cods underarm Temple
I always enjoy watching a good kung fu movie. You have to appreciate the fact that some of these films are over 50 years old and the action and choreography is still holding up . The stories were so innocent and always refreshing when the good guys gets revenge on the bad guys .
IT'S A SHAME THEY DON'T SHOW THESE TYPES OF MOVIES ANYMORE. I ALWAYS COULDN'T WAIT TO WATCH THEM SATURDAYS
damn, his week spot was abvious, its every mans week spot whether or not they know the Iron Armor technique
You miss the point...
So true.
True but regular man can't pull in their jewls and hide them like he could lol
And this is why you always wear a cup
Lol
Those techniques are cool
You gotta always protect them Mcnuggets looool!!!
"You tried to find my weak spot, but still you fail" 🙌🏾
Pai Mei le hubiera sacado los ojos. En un parpadeo.
Now if he would have done push ups with his sack, he would have been ok!
I love these old cheesy fake movies
When life was simple. 😇
All I know is that I can't watch the last three minutes of this scene without spending the next hour leaving myself into a brand new case of asthma. The way the guy's head just went down after he got punched in the back of it and then the eggs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. This is the greatest movie ever made!
Moral of the story is you can train your body to be indestructible but every man weakness is the groin shot damn that some cheap shot 🤣
10/10 scene 🙌
That's how egg drop soup came about lol
Any chicago folks remember samurai sunday back in the 80's ???
That special effect at 1:33
Highlighting weakspots, advanced cinematic technology
John lui and Whang Cheng li are back and the vicious acting begin, best Kung Fu stars at kicking .sit down and enjoy the rest of the movie
I love how they tell each other their strengths in kung fu films 😂 Love em
6:30 his face😂
When he lost his eggs he lost his power 😁😁
I love how all the guys with white hair actually look as young as the other dudes, they just have white hair! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That white hair comes from them attaining a very high level of kung fu, not from old age.
@@shawbros Yeah, such a high level of kung fu skill that all that needed to happen was a good swift kick to his nuts! Yeah, that's real astro-level type kung fu! 😐
One of my favorite kung fu movies , i remember trying to imitate the iron fist move when i was kid lol definitely a classic
Thanks WGTW 48. Every Saturday afternoon there was a karate marathon
5:18 what girls think men feel when they get hit in the nuts
6:20 what men actually feel
After all that fighting the old man falls down the stairs and can't get up!
Hypnotic noooooooo....lmao
My favorite kung fu movie of all time!!!!
6:26 - just watch on repeat if you need to be reminded of real pain
🤣🤣iron finga!!! These joint are freakin CLASSIC!!!! MORE