here's the entire plot of HOSAB | Crescent City sequel (house of sky and breath synopsis)

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  • how many times does this book say "ample backside?"
    here's part one! • a desperate attempt to...
    here's part two! • here's the entire plot...
    / caricakez
    a few timestamps of my slow descent of madness (no spoilers in the stamps!)
    ----- Prologue - 3:08
    ----- Part I - 10:42
    11:04 why are we suddenly celibate?
    15:07 THEY'RE COUSINS
    17:16 the couch is the main character
    26:40 acab but not celestina
    50:57 justice for baxian
    53:13 welcome to love is blind
    ----- Part II 1:00:36
    1:04:48 petition for hunt to join booktube
    1:18:48 where did the couch come from?
    1:53:20 I don't know why I said Cormac when clearly its Ruhn sorry lol
    ----- Part III 1:55:27
    2:47:25 :''''')
    2:53:45 the chapter that ruined my life (the last chapter lol)
    Artists:
    👠 mageonduty - / mageonduty
    ----- Bryce - / cyesxt-o-90
    🖤 sashac_art - / sashac_art
    ----- Hunt - / chs1dp-jvcv
    ⚔️ ivy_gwendolline - / ivy_gwendolline
    ----- Ruhn - / cafdx6rnusd
    ----- Danika - / calmxugtc1w
    ❤️‍🔥 morgana0anagrom - / morgana0anagrom
    ----- Declan - / cddmysigbi3
    ----- Tharion - / b_mzepegkqz
    ----- Fury - / cbsfsmqazet
    ----- Jesiba - / cailloqa3nl
    ----- Viper Queen - / b-_qqisamxk
    ----- Isaiah - / caxffwzgnfx
    🐺 elizianna.the.one - / elizianna.the.one
    ----- Flynn - / caviozsp1cy
    ----- Ithan - / castyh3jbgg
    ----- Celestina - / cbmb2brtfxb
    ----- The Hind - / cakdpr2jn1r
    ----- Baxian - / capjmclpvq_
    ----- Cormac - / ca8qepes0g8
    🩰 jae.ashlee - / jae.ashlee
    ----- Juniper - / b-isogdblni
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    ----- Hypaxia - / cvn1ieuieog
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    here's you the entire plot of HOSAB | Crescent City sequel (house of sky and breath synopsis)

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  • @caricanread
    @caricanread  2 роки тому +1670

    PART THREE: ua-cam.com/video/zlYYWDOj58I/v-deo.html
    BIGBIGBIIIIIG SPOILERS UNDER THE JUMP
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    So if any of you have never read SJM and don't get why the ended made me shriek, Rhysand is a character in her other series, A Court of Thorns and Roses. They're tying all the worlds together and I didn't expect it AT ALL. Also, all of SJM's end game boys have an R name, so if she pulls some weird Hunt-dies-in-the-third-book shit and then Bryce meets another mate that starts with an R who lives in another dimension I will host a book burning party lmao.

    • @dinjolins
      @dinjolins 2 роки тому +83

      Me, having read the book, and not making the ACOTAR connection before watching this. 😄😄😄😄

    • @dreamofshadows9960
      @dreamofshadows9960 2 роки тому +61

      shizzzzz i havent read SJM's books but im aware of the character and ACOTAR's general stories, so when you said his name my brain blanked out like no wayyyyyyyyyyyyy
      enjoyed the recap and i commend you for soldiering on with the vid 👏

    • @chapelzero8313
      @chapelzero8313 2 роки тому +87

      Absolutely heroic effort. I find her writing completely unbearable but watching you recap these two was wildly entertaining, thank you so much

    • @mokshitamonga9554
      @mokshitamonga9554 2 роки тому +30

      I know its impossible but ruhn???!!!!! Ahahahha
      BUT nothing is impossible when it comes to SJM dun dun dun
      Btw I never read her books

    • @ellias
      @ellias 2 роки тому +46

      girl if hunt is killed for bryce to have another mate i will REJOICE!!!! especially if the other mate is a girl!!! heheh

  • @gazinuzhat8413
    @gazinuzhat8413 2 роки тому +4340

    Danika is the Alison Dilaurantis of this universe

  • @nowherejulia
    @nowherejulia 2 роки тому +2749

    seems like danika told bryce literally nothing except that she stopped having casual sex

    • @rhainehodge4052
      @rhainehodge4052 6 місяців тому +20

      And did she even tell her that or was it just implied?

    • @jazzy0959
      @jazzy0959 5 місяців тому +8

      I just finished sky and breath… I understand how Danika led a secret life and Bryce not knowing much of it at all… Bryce had to grow into who she was. She was a party girl , she drank, she did drugs, she hung out with her friends casually.. she was oblivious.. but Danika had been in law enforcement, a lot of things were confidential to keep her friends safe.. it makes sense when looking at the whole picture and who Bryce was before

  • @allyu6
    @allyu6 Рік тому +2009

    the tension between you and declan is palpable

  • @emackenzie
    @emackenzie Рік тому +2184

    Bryce doing her best work off-page is a great example of an author writing a character that exceeds their writing capabilities

    • @LMX_Edits
      @LMX_Edits Рік тому +89

      Lmao this is underrated😂 but so true. It’s like when you set goals for new years and try to stick to them but give up halfway through and are like “welp, let’s hope no one remembers”😅

    • @lorenzodefez3906
      @lorenzodefez3906 Рік тому +146

      "Off screen work" is the ultimate excuse for writers who desperately want to write characters smarter than themselvs

    • @-Chiel
      @-Chiel 11 місяців тому +59

      This reminds me of SJM's Throne of Glass plot twists that Aelin drew out of her sleeve getting new allies left and right where no one else could even imagine finding them.

    • @chiarakikimatteazzi4840
      @chiarakikimatteazzi4840 10 місяців тому +20

      ​@@lorenzodefez3906it's not even that difficult to write a character smarter than you... you know the plot, what is actually happening... it's all in the Way you write your smart character. You can make them pick evidence before the others, make them make links of thoughts, make them observant to little things or to other people... you know

    • @lorenzodefez3906
      @lorenzodefez3906 10 місяців тому +12

      @@chiarakikimatteazzi4840 ye but that's not really being smart, just more observant. The point is you should be able to write in a logical connection for your character that YOU don't know, that's why so often authors rely on misinformation, witholding informations or a sudden illuminations where randomly split facts connect together at one random point (think Jude realizing who Oak is in Cruel Prince or Io realizing what happened in the Fury-born in Threads that Bind).
      The kicker is usually they have no wisdom to impart to others, they just "get" things when the plot needs to unravel and make no further use of said intelligence

  • @alackofluster
    @alackofluster 2 роки тому +3317

    There's something about Cresent City that reminds me of Riverdale. The possibilities of all these plot lines and their absurdities are limitless.

    • @malwinelogina9781
      @malwinelogina9781 2 роки тому +65

      Lmao i like the books but i 100% agree they have a riverdale vibe

    • @mackenzieargue6434
      @mackenzieargue6434 2 роки тому +19

      This is so accurate omg

    • @juliannegaid7498
      @juliannegaid7498 2 роки тому +7

      oh my godddd SO ON POINT!!!

    • @kyrah.13
      @kyrah.13 2 роки тому +5

      1:45:15

    • @blearyeyedchangeling
      @blearyeyedchangeling Рік тому +13

      Nearly 700 pages before a plot picks up vs Riverdale having a new one every 5 seconds, yeah I see it 🤣

  • @eleanor1105
    @eleanor1105 Рік тому +1571

    I swear by the end of the first book i thought Danika never considered Bryce as her best friend and by the end of book 2 I was convinced of it.

    • @samsmith9315
      @samsmith9315 Рік тому +233

      Yeah, it seemed like one of those relationships where one person was waaaaay more into the other. Like Bryce thought Danika was her bestie and they were super close but Danila saw Bryce as more like a hanger on in her wider circle.

    • @maddie19
      @maddie19 Рік тому +135

      FR! No one talks about this! Clearly they weren’t at close as Bryce thought and I feel bad, like girl didn’t know anything about her perceived best friends life. Fury knew more and girl was barely around

    • @nahometesfay1112
      @nahometesfay1112 Рік тому +46

      Danika did sacrifice her afterlife for Bryce tho.. you could argue that was for the greater good tho...

    • @Ashley_e
      @Ashley_e 5 місяців тому +1

      Amen, also why do we care? Maybe if there had been a whole book with her in it.

    • @piya6929
      @piya6929 5 місяців тому +8

      it's morelike Danika hid qny dangerous info from Bryce...i would argue that comes from a place of love and protectiveness..plus Danika left a lot of things for Bryce that would be helpful for her...like the horn tattoo, papers on the coffee table Danika gifted her etc etc

  • @ellieameli
    @ellieameli Рік тому +831

    Clearly Fury is whatever Amren is I’m just impatiently waiting on THAT book 😂

    • @TanishaLaju
      @TanishaLaju 10 місяців тому +49

      future plot twits, they're sisters 😂

    • @sophiescherk9279
      @sophiescherk9279 6 місяців тому +7

      i think they’re just both asian and thats why they look alike….

    • @sofieparks5052
      @sofieparks5052 3 місяці тому +5

      Literally! Everyone says they don't know Fury is or what species so she's probably from the same world as Amren

  • @jmbliss7
    @jmbliss7 11 місяців тому +508

    So Ruhn's house is the mojo dojo casa house. That's the only thing I got from this book.
    Thank you so much for this video

    • @gisel9473
      @gisel9473 7 місяців тому +3

      Best comment ever!

    • @Stardustx3
      @Stardustx3 6 місяців тому +2

      THE WAY I CACKLED LMFAOOOOO

  • @rorymahanna521
    @rorymahanna521 2 роки тому +2696

    every time you said "this scene only exists to give this tiny piece of info, just COMBINE THEM", I got the infamous "This meet could have been an email" vibes and that is such a beautiful take

  • @tianatansy3327
    @tianatansy3327 2 роки тому +2544

    I actually screamed when you said "my name is rhysand". I had to talk a walk around my room to calm down. You HAVE to do book 3 Cari. You just have to

    • @annabell4973
      @annabell4973 2 роки тому +65

      YES. Book 3 PLEASE!

    • @Peppahzwithaz
      @Peppahzwithaz 2 роки тому +25

      Same! I literally screamed as well 🫢

    • @FudgeBunnyLova
      @FudgeBunnyLova 2 роки тому +35

      i also screamed the moment i heard rhysand.

    • @savitararcanis2143
      @savitararcanis2143 2 роки тому +57

      She under contract for minimum 3 book in the Crescent City series

    • @thecavalieryouth
      @thecavalieryouth 2 роки тому +40

      I know my neighbour was like "the hell is going on with her now? 🙄" Because all I could say, dishwater dripping down my arms, was "WHAT!?!? *WHAT*!?" over and over again. Legit took a step back to compose myself.

  • @Videos-jg1tr
    @Videos-jg1tr 6 місяців тому +275

    Watching this to recap before CC3 drops and the love is blind cutaways for Ruhn and Lidia's moments have me ROLLING

    • @3zyon
      @3zyon 3 місяці тому

      Same going to buy it today and she had me cackling.

  • @frabjuosity
    @frabjuosity Рік тому +879

    Danika really said I may be dead but I am BOOKED & BUSY. Multitasking queen.
    Thank you so much for reading these batshit books so I didn't have to. Excited for book 3!

  • @elliehathaway3694
    @elliehathaway3694 2 роки тому +439

    danika dies six ways from sunday but still ends up being more important to the plot than the main character lol

  • @rr.3rika
    @rr.3rika 2 роки тому +2678

    I have never read the books but listening to cari explain the plot of this book series has made my entire week and can we just talk about the dedication and effort that was put into these last two videos.

    • @caricanread
      @caricanread  2 роки тому +118

      thank you so much ahhhhh!!!

    • @monica_.
      @monica_. 2 роки тому +9

      Exactly!!!!

    • @inoplanetka
      @inoplanetka 2 роки тому +2

      yes! cant agree more

    • @user-ji9if5gh2p
      @user-ji9if5gh2p 2 роки тому +2

      i agree this is my second time watching

    • @victor382
      @victor382 Рік тому

      @@caricanread hahaha, no one ever took SJM writing as seriously as you 😂

  • @agatahighstein
    @agatahighstein Рік тому +378

    Cari's unshakable faith in Declan is awesome lol

  • @tarynb5599
    @tarynb5599 Рік тому +262

    I would absolutely kill for a Throne of Glass recap, I know there’s a lot of books but if you can explain the craziness of the Crescent City series and writing, hopefully TOG won’t be as contrived!

    • @piya6929
      @piya6929 5 місяців тому +1

      i would love that i gave up in book 2 and it will be nice for someone to just tell it to melike this instead

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme 3 місяці тому +1

      it would be great but omg such a MOMENTOUS undertaking, I don't think it's possible. plus, cari never got into ToG. there are like 8 books and the last one is absurdly long, like 992 pages

  • @mariamortiz3916
    @mariamortiz3916 2 роки тому +1131

    “ he’s not a super bad guy, he gives children snacks while he’s saving them from the death camp” is such a funny sentence i have been laughing for the past 15 minutes

  • @symwinter
    @symwinter 2 роки тому +1185

    I have to say I'm kinda obsessed with the random photos representing the characters in the book you don't have fanart for. I would dare say I like it more than the fanart for solely comedic purposes.

    • @kim.kimmerymakesstuff
      @kim.kimmerymakesstuff 2 роки тому +93

      Agreed, at the 5:00 minute mark where she with a straight face looked into the camera said "Pippa represented by Peppa" and Peppa Pig flashed up made my week. I had to pause the video for a bit to properly laugh at that

  • @teo_xo
    @teo_xo Рік тому +182

    i've only ever read the ACOTAR series from Sarah and I had no clue that Rhys was going to make an appearance in CC, but as soon as you read out loud "and said in a voice like glorious night", I knew that was Rhysand, and i think that speaks volumes, because his only personality trait is the word "night" 😭 everything else kind of just gets derived from that

    • @marialuizacosta810
      @marialuizacosta810 6 місяців тому +11

      stop i love rhys but i'm laughing so hard at this why is this so true😂😂

  • @jessiemayfield6749
    @jessiemayfield6749 Рік тому +121

    Ok everyone who reads this book saying they’re poorly written but I have to admit the amount of plot is amazing. Like I love how much is going on in a single book. Unlike most authors I’ve seen her books really do need to be a bigillion pages because damn, so much happens

  • @BirdieBirdieBirdie566
    @BirdieBirdieBirdie566 2 роки тому +786

    Things we have learned Danika was a hard core planner

    • @ilariap6061
      @ilariap6061 Рік тому +68

      More like she was smart enough to die and avoid all this fricking drama and mess
      She is still my favourite tho, and she has the record of speed with which my favorite died.

  • @tiffanymoton704
    @tiffanymoton704 2 роки тому +1142

    if you fast forward this video to a random point in it, it’s so funny.
    “bryce is at dance class she wants to speak to the head of the ballet troupe”
    “so then he asks the ASTRONOMER”
    “and then they go into the mystic”
    this book is off the rails lol

    • @madison3218
      @madison3218 2 роки тому +94

      "Hey can I get 2 tickets to the bone quarter please"

    • @daisywriteshere
      @daisywriteshere 2 роки тому +33

      It's like the plotline of a dream

    • @dilemmafordays8747
      @dilemmafordays8747 2 роки тому +41

      I started doing this and got:
      "We saw you on that jet ski. When are you gonna turn us in?"
      "Thank God she didn't teleport them... to the bottom of the sea. Because that's probable."
      "And this is where we learn that HE... is Danika's father." (Dead-eyed stare)
      "There is a phone sex scene that I HATEDDD."
      "She drops this pebble into the water, and it's supposed to be super dramatic and intimidating??? And they're looking at each other like HOO HOO HOO"
      "She's like it's not super weird if I ask my fiance to give me his royal guard."

    • @cecyconcdecoco3818
      @cecyconcdecoco3818 Рік тому +1

      @@daisywriteshere for real lol

    • @elliehathaway3694
      @elliehathaway3694 Рік тому +7

      “and so hunt kinda softens” 51:15

  • @lenamarie387
    @lenamarie387 Рік тому +201

    Cari and Declan is hands down my favorite ship of this series. #deri

  • @triciabrown9593
    @triciabrown9593 6 місяців тому +35

    I think that Bryce holds her apartment so dear to her has a lot to do with dealing with the trauma that happened in her and Danika's apartment in CC1. Great recap!

  • @oh_hey_sarah
    @oh_hey_sarah 2 роки тому +1599

    Watching these SJM recap videos is my version of the drop, I feel drunk with power at the end of them bc I didn’t have to read the books to know what’s going on 😆 thank you for doing the lord’s work Cari 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @caricanread
      @caricanread  2 роки тому +122

      this comment killed me hahahhaa

  • @GemAndMoth
    @GemAndMoth 2 роки тому +525

    There is something so ludicrous about the sentence “hey The Hind we saw you on the jet ski” in a million years I would not guess that was a lone from a popular fantasy series.

    • @CelticGuardian7
      @CelticGuardian7 2 місяці тому

      Literally laughed out loud at that part, my gosh.

  • @riyamary8779
    @riyamary8779 Рік тому +81

    Honestly the unsung heroes are Declan and Jaseba, without the both of them I don't think Bryce could have done anything 😂

  • @tristenjavier
    @tristenjavier Рік тому +90

    I love how much Cari loves Declan, she’s just like “everything will be okay as long as he’s alive”🤣🤣

  • @YinYangAngel55
    @YinYangAngel55 2 роки тому +1332

    When she said "and guess who his mate was..." I looked at Danika and thought "no...no it couldn't be. There's no way this chick could know this guy"
    IT WAS FRICKING DANIKA! SHE SURE GETS A LOT OF SHIT DONE FOR A DEAD GIRL

  • @jaycevinden4185
    @jaycevinden4185 2 роки тому +877

    I can’t imagine how confusing actually reading this book would’ve been. You explained the plot so coherently and I still got lost a few times.

    • @malwinelogina9781
      @malwinelogina9781 2 роки тому +105

      Reading it was like being underwater. You know what’s happening but everything is tinted and blurry

    • @luciuhhh
      @luciuhhh 2 роки тому +16

      @@malwinelogina9781 literally how i felt when reading the book

    • @CoKiEsAnDcReAm07
      @CoKiEsAnDcReAm07 2 роки тому +19

      I think reading the book but reading it as fast as possible (within 2 days) actually helped me keep up with the plot!

    • @gingerbread18
      @gingerbread18 Рік тому +9

      I just finished the book last night and had to watch this video to fully understand what I had consumed

    • @rubyb7252
      @rubyb7252 Рік тому +6

      I've been listening to a few minutes at a time and constantly rewinding trying to keep up but we struggling😅

  • @Thumbnailsquid5767
    @Thumbnailsquid5767 6 місяців тому +45

    2:59:49 “I don’t know when I’ll ever do this again” except I hope it’s like next month

  • @jeanetterios7337
    @jeanetterios7337 6 місяців тому +37

    “Ouch, my mate…” watching this 1 week before the 3rd book comes out. Thank you for making this!

  • @kasylia5993
    @kasylia5993 2 роки тому +738

    when i was reading this book, i was running down the clock on having it checked out from the library on my ipad so i was skimming the last chapter, and i almost threw my ipad across the room when i saw the last word was rhysand. i fell on the floor instead. LIKE WHAT?! WHY SARAH WHY??!!?!?!?!?! and then the library snatched the book away and i had to just sit there alone in my confusion. it was a time

    • @caricanread
      @caricanread  2 роки тому +172

      omfg i am laughing out loud in public at this comment 😂😂😂 i am so sorry

    • @ohminimarie
      @ohminimarie Рік тому +49

      lmao this was an amazing visual i'm so sorry this happened to you! fyi - if you read on airplane mode, they can't take it away! I've done this successfully for a few years now 💜✨

    • @shivaniii08
      @shivaniii08 Рік тому +18

      Bro wtfff😳Where does Rhysand come into this?? 😭😭 I didn't even read these books and this is some major spoiler

    • @kasylia5993
      @kasylia5993 Рік тому +14

      @@shivaniii08 i guarantee you are as confused as me and i read the thing

    • @shivaniii08
      @shivaniii08 Рік тому +8

      @@kasylia5993 Idk how to feel rn, I wanna start this series soon coz whattt, I just finished the Acotar series yesterday and I decided to watch the plot videos for Crescent city and then I find out this?😭😭😭So your telling me that the 3rd book might revolve around Acotar and that world coz Bryce is apparently stuck there?

  • @SCCCPZ
    @SCCCPZ 2 роки тому +798

    I'm 42 minutes into this video, and let me tell you... so far it feels like someone gave an AI all the Sarah J Maas book and made it write a new book after all the previous books. This is a comboluted mess that feels like a fever dream lol

    • @maeve6363
      @maeve6363 2 роки тому +15

      If I could retweet this book I would

    • @swirlingsun
      @swirlingsun 2 роки тому +19

      someone should actually do that w an ai. i want to see cari summarize the result

  • @amazingronja
    @amazingronja 6 місяців тому +22

    Just watched this entire video to prep for the third book. I wasn’t able to reread because I am short on time, so this was a great watch. So many things I misremembered but now I am all up to speed! Thanks!

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 Рік тому +33

    The second she mentioned a "demon winged guy with scarred hands" I was like "no... NO"
    AND SURE ENOUGH IT WAS
    I CAN'T GET OVER THIS IT'S SO DUMB

  • @stephwiller9089
    @stephwiller9089 2 роки тому +322

    This is like Pretty Little Liars insanity lmao. Also love thunderbirds, they're an indigenous supernatural creature that don't get enough attention.

    • @lookitskatiex
      @lookitskatiex 2 роки тому +33

      I was thinking Vampire Diaries as they get progressively more off the rails.

  • @TheAgent377
    @TheAgent377 2 роки тому +691

    i feel really bad for aelin tbh. based on the timelines we already have, it seems like this happens after the end of the ToG series. And she made that huge sacrifice to close down travel between realms, just to have it undone by Bryce because SJM cant write a series without her fav Rhysand :(

    • @malwinelogina9781
      @malwinelogina9781 2 роки тому +112

      Ikr. Poor aelin all her hard work gone to waste lol

    • @Amorfis
      @Amorfis 2 роки тому +278

      The fact that SJM is trashing everything she set up just to write crossover fanfiction for her own books

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl Рік тому +14

      Ikr? She went through so much!

    • @patriciauber
      @patriciauber Рік тому +61

      Honestly at this Point i‘m convinced that Aelin is the fucking Ocean Queen. Anything‘s possible

    • @TaurusWitch29
      @TaurusWitch29 Рік тому +6

      ​@@patriciauber that made me laugh so loud 😂 that was a good one lol

  • @gnomercy14
    @gnomercy14 Рік тому +81

    the way i randomly picked a character on the board that would be day and got it right made me realise that's absolutely how sjm formulates all her plot twists

    • @thelexicon7294
      @thelexicon7294 11 місяців тому +21

      Would it be more or less comforting to learn that it’s even more painfully obvious in the narrative? There was quite literally no one else who it could be. Which was also my prevailing thought about Micah being Danika’s (proxy) killer in CC1.
      Sarah is good at some things, but mysteries are far from one of them. When Bryce just solved Emile’s disappearance offscreen, I howled. Actually begging SJM to read a single mystery book in her life.

  • @micamendiola23
    @micamendiola23 6 місяців тому +21

    Thank goodness for these, I had zero recollection of what happened in this book. Now I am ready for book 3, bless you Cari lol ❤

  • @NG-ue4th
    @NG-ue4th 2 роки тому +337

    The only surprise for me in this book is that sjm actually stuck with the same hero for Bryce in both books instead of doing the "rhys-feyre-tam/ celeana-aelin with basically a new dude every book (including those novellas)" schtick. Now that's what I call a development lol

    • @blue_sky38
      @blue_sky38 2 роки тому +48

      Ya I was expecting there to be this big reveal to why he actually sucks and then she would move onto a villain or something 😂😅

    • @AranelEnMirkwood
      @AranelEnMirkwood 2 роки тому +32

      Yeah when Cormac turned up I was fully expecting a forced proximity, enemies to lovers. Honestly was shocked that didn't happen 🤣
      Can you tell 90% of what I read are romance novels?

  • @ashleylesiak4114
    @ashleylesiak4114 2 роки тому +506

    I hate SJM’s writing (sorry stans), but watching these videos was so entertaining. It felt like watching a season of trashy, messy, realty TV. Thank you for all the work that must have gone into these recap videos.

    • @gloop7458
      @gloop7458 Рік тому +21

      Watching these videos (and Colleen Hoover ESPESIALLY Colleen Hoover) makes me go "You know what? If they can be an author, maybe I can too"

  • @kaliazriel
    @kaliazriel 6 місяців тому +24

    Watching before CC3 gets released tomorrow 🙌🏼 in Cari we trust

    • @k11rqq
      @k11rqq 6 місяців тому +2

      yepp 😭

  • @mariazendeh6644
    @mariazendeh6644 Рік тому +56

    What I learned from this: Declan can do ANYTHING and we love it!

  • @TheCheesecakeWonder
    @TheCheesecakeWonder 2 роки тому +287

    It's amazing how invested I felt in Sofie and Emile's storylines almost exclusively because you used Sophie and Markl's pictures

  • @Maritinylibrary
    @Maritinylibrary 2 роки тому +1018

    Did I buy this book? Yes
    Will I be reading it? No, Crescent City 1 was messy enough
    Will I be watching this video and marking this book as read on Goodreads? Absolutely. I have no shame.

    • @caricanread
      @caricanread  2 роки тому +119

      hahahhahhahaa

    • @sarahmills7857
      @sarahmills7857 2 роки тому +35

      Wow, didn't need to call me out like that, it seems we had the same idea hahahhah!!!

    • @Avocadhoes
      @Avocadhoes 2 роки тому +25

      I just did this 😭😭 got 150 pages in before I quit

    • @mishelly
      @mishelly 2 роки тому +16

      Oh good I’m not the only one! I’ve put in a good effort for 2 Months effort to read this book but it’s all over the place e! It’s so bogged down so much boring “drama” dialogue that’s just annoying Caris right “bro-ey” and frat boy vibes. 🤣

    • @taylorwalker7417
      @taylorwalker7417 Рік тому +4

      I too bought the book, had the prologue melt my brain, tried to forget it for nine months, and then watched this video. Glad to see I'm not alone😂

  • @skyrya
    @skyrya 7 місяців тому +17

    noooo i was hoping so much that you would do throne of glass 😭 it’s her best writing😭

  • @salthebard6258
    @salthebard6258 Рік тому +39

    The pods are now open! Thank you for doing these videos. I have literally no interest in reading these books at all, but my wife is reading them so following these videos so she can talk to me about it has been super helpful (I've watched both of your Crescent City videos and the ACOTAR ones as well)

  • @JamesTullos
    @JamesTullos 2 роки тому +438

    I'm only watching to learn how much smut SJM put in here.

    • @nishanthjeyaraj112
      @nishanthjeyaraj112 2 роки тому +38

      Holy shit, another unexpected crossover!!!

    • @davidchehab3450
      @davidchehab3450 2 роки тому +14

      the crossover we all need but didn't know we wanted

    • @Ekrapf21
      @Ekrapf21 2 роки тому +10

      CROSSOVER I NEED U TO TALK ABOUT IT

    • @marocat4749
      @marocat4749 2 роки тому +5

      Oh the SJM commentary universe merges in a crossover! XD

    • @WildArtistsl
      @WildArtistsl 2 роки тому

      Who is SJM pls tell me

  • @jeremyyadid2482
    @jeremyyadid2482 2 роки тому +295

    Someone tell Withcindy she'll have to read crescent city now

    • @luiza.limaneves
      @luiza.limaneves 2 роки тому +31

      Oh poor thing, she'll never be free of this mess will she???

    • @yepjustanaccount3357
      @yepjustanaccount3357 Рік тому +8

      She already lost her mind at the end of the throne of glass series, she'll just cease to exist after this lmao

    • @dovalayn
      @dovalayn Рік тому +5

      @@yepjustanaccount3357 *acotar. she hasn’t read tog thankfully

  • @Digitallace
    @Digitallace 9 місяців тому +18

    Part of me is thrilled that SURPRISE ALL OF THE MAASVERSE IS LINKED!! But then part of me struggles to remember anything from the TOG series because I read it SO long ago.....I'm grateful for everyone on the internet who is a more thorough fan than me and posts about all the stuff I've forgotten

  • @friedhippie
    @friedhippie 6 місяців тому +14

    I cannot the imagine the amount of time you spent making this video. With the 3rd book being released soon, I just couldn't re-read this but needed a mind jog of what happened. Thanks for the excruciatingly long recap because without which, I'd be re-reading this beast of a book.

  • @daisywriteshere
    @daisywriteshere 2 роки тому +578

    My only understanding of the Sarah J Maasiverse is your and Cindy's videos. I don't have the patience to read a series of 800-page, strangely horny books, but witnessing UA-camrs slowly lose their grip on reality while recounting them is immensely educational and entertaining.
    SPOILERS
    The last book was pretty all over the place, but this one is... even more so. The sheer VOLUME of magical creatures and characters you're expected to keep track of (it feels like a crossover fanfiction where the writer is mashing together a lot of fandoms). The modern technology which still feels really out of place. The SUBMARINES. The YA dystopia subplot. Everyone still going to work in the middle of this. The fact that Danika died in like chapter one of the first book but is still the most important character. The fact that we have solved Danika's murder THREE SEPARATE TIMES (Danika killed herself, no really Micah killed her, no really the Asteri influenced him to kill her...) The flirtatious dragon which was presumably inspired by Shrek. The main character just taking a backseat in the final act. No one ever seeming to go through any kind of character development, except being angry at someone else and then not. Declan the unpaid intern doing everyone's donkey work.
    Also, when I watched your first video I didn't really understand the 'first light' donation properly - I thought that they had to give a bit of the power to the Asteri, seeing as they are the overlords, so that whole plot twist was completely lost on me lol. I totally didn't realise the Asteri were lying about it and said the power was for the city...
    The inclusion of Rhysand makes me hope we can collectively force Cindy to suffer through book 3.

    • @Melissa-sx9vh
      @Melissa-sx9vh 2 роки тому +20

      Hold on, the dragon was inspired by Shrek??? Btw I would love a to see a crossover between Cindy and Cari!

    • @daisywriteshere
      @daisywriteshere 2 роки тому +26

      @@Melissa-sx9vh I hope it was! I was just picturing the scene where the dragon flirts with Donkey, haha. Omg yes, Crescent City book 3, Cindy and Cari need to team up for a 5 hour long video.

    • @stelladiagoupis7521
      @stelladiagoupis7521 Рік тому +8

      My guy “ Declan the unpaid intern” had me CACKLING

  • @KatieKat-mp5ew
    @KatieKat-mp5ew 2 роки тому +732

    You forgot the biggest part!
    Spoilers!!!
    Not only were they all fae, but they were far from different worlds. While, from the end of the book, it’s clear that the Fae of this book are clearly from the ACOTAR world but the shifters… they’re from the TOG series because they used to be Fae that turned into animals and the Fae in that series all have an animal counterpart (Rowan as the hawk, Aelin’s being a human) so she’s fully encompassed all of her books. When I thought about all that, I lost it and stared into the abyss for a solid hour.

    • @rileycavanaugh6889
      @rileycavanaugh6889 2 роки тому +37

      Ngl I didn’t even make that connection OMG

    • @paigemccafferty5749
      @paigemccafferty5749 2 роки тому +51

      omg yes so I read ACOTAR and then The crescent city books and JUST finished TOG (best series of hers imo) and I also stared off into the abyss when I made all the connections... and then when I caught the ACOTAR cross over in TOGas well... now I think I need to re-read ACOTAR to look for more easter eggs but do I want to put myself through that? IDK!!!

    • @AranelEnMirkwood
      @AranelEnMirkwood 2 роки тому +6

      @@paigemccafferty5749 Wait there's an ACOTAR cross-reference in TOG!? What is it? It's been forever since I've read that series

    • @paigemccafferty5749
      @paigemccafferty5749 2 роки тому +29

      @@AranelEnMirkwood yes! It’s small but when Aelin is falling through realms there is a reference to rhysand in Velaris during starfall!

    • @AranelEnMirkwood
      @AranelEnMirkwood 2 роки тому

      @@paigemccafferty5749 Thank you!

  • @skycastleshay
    @skycastleshay Рік тому +90

    As someone who did not read ACOTAR beyond the first book because good lord I couldn't... imagine my face when after giving SJM another chance with CC (and loving the first book enough for 4.5 stars) only to get through 1600 pages to book 2, to read "I'm Rhysand". (Thank god I had already watched all your ACOTAR synopsis vids). This book was painful and not in the good way. Ruhn really said "let me carry this whole 800 page book on my back". The way I'm dreading book 3.

  • @brunaantelo72
    @brunaantelo72 6 місяців тому +9

    Thank you so much for this. I literally finished watching it five minutes before its release day for CC3

  • @ladydk9482
    @ladydk9482 2 роки тому +290

    It’s the way I literally screamed when you said “Rhysand” ☠️☠️☠️☠️ part of me wants to see what happens next but also I just don’t have the mental capacity to endure it I watched ur videos so I wouldn’t have to🤣🤣🤣 thank you for your sacrifice 🙏🏽🤣

    • @blueaditi6646
      @blueaditi6646 2 роки тому +4

      Okkkk uhhhh so I am kinda confused as to who TF is rhysand???? I- I'm just like- I have no memory of this guy what so ever 😅

    • @ladydk9482
      @ladydk9482 2 роки тому +5

      @@blueaditi6646 he’s a character from her other series “A Court of Thorns and Roses”

    • @blueaditi6646
      @blueaditi6646 2 роки тому +1

      @@ladydk9482 oooooooo ok tyy

    • @emma7933
      @emma7933 2 роки тому +25

      we need readwithcindy to react to this lol

    • @Amorfis
      @Amorfis 2 роки тому +10

      My fucking alarm bells went off as soon as she said 'Hell has grass and is actually quite pretty'.
      I was like.... surely not. And then it just kept getting worse. Then I actually shrieked.

  • @Ali-ni7uu
    @Ali-ni7uu 2 роки тому +265

    I can't even begin to understand how it must have felt reading that ending because I haven't read a single sjm book and I could barely believe it when you explained it

    • @m1k3y48
      @m1k3y48 Рік тому +1

      I literally said “Fuck off” when I read that lol

  • @evelynyu88
    @evelynyu88 2 роки тому +21

    I've been going through SO much ACOTAR withdrawal. Painfully read through TOG (it gets better in the later books - her writing), grudgingly read through Crescent City...so when I read the word Rhysand, I literally screamed. If she's bringing that world back, I'm 100% for it. This made me SO happy.

  • @Shirin-ys8wh
    @Shirin-ys8wh 5 місяців тому +5

    I’ve seen this video at least 5-6 times and cari’s adias and Apollo impressions still crack me every time😂

  • @alexianigollarza3583
    @alexianigollarza3583 2 роки тому +165

    I loved the "the world is not going to end while Declan lives" part. lol I actually FORGOT he saw everything. So there's still hope. Loveeeeeeeeeed this video. I'm going to use them with my mom, she also tends to forget plots

  • @themxwithme610
    @themxwithme610 2 роки тому +321

    Me: I can’t watch a movie it’s too long
    Also me: watches this 3 hour long video in one sitting
    Thank you for doing all of this work, Cari!! I’d love to see you do more (especially Queen of Air and Darkness because I am not reading that 900 page mess again…)

  • @emmaahh8887
    @emmaahh8887 Рік тому +19

    2:57:01 THE GASP I LET OUT I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK I AM SO INVESTED IN THIS WORLD HAVING NEVER READ ANY OF THESE BOOKS BUT THESE VIDEOS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM WATCHING A MOVIE

  • @jschaeffer3440
    @jschaeffer3440 7 місяців тому +20

    listening to this to refresh before flame and shadow… really hope it stays a trilogy lol

  • @reevakhunud8180
    @reevakhunud8180 2 роки тому +275

    I genuinely did attempt to read the first book, but I actually couldn't bring myself to finish it, but someone explaining the madness of this series makes it more entertaining and saves my precious brain cells

  • @rmp8634
    @rmp8634 2 роки тому +126

    yep yep. i think Bryce's species of fae(?) came from prythian (acotar world) + dusk is the only court missing from prythian while on the other hand, the shifters (fendyrs, other fae who can shift into animals) are from the throne of glass world (fenrys is a fae who can shift into a wolf) + aelin fell through multiple worlds including acotar and crescent city while she was closing her own dimension from invaders (valg monsters)
    so yep yep i guess 😂

    • @Kai-yq4ur
      @Kai-yq4ur Рік тому +12

      omg dusk being the only court missing makes so much sense!!

  • @eirinym
    @eirinym Рік тому +24

    It's so funny when she was whispering 'because they were mates'. Just has that 'and they were roommates' panache.

  • @jessicagratton5488
    @jessicagratton5488 6 місяців тому +5

    Thank you for all your hard work! Watched this the day before CC3 is released because I could not bother to reread the first 2. Glad to hear i wasnt the only one lost at so many points. I hope you continue to make these recaps.

  • @ninaugustus7252
    @ninaugustus7252 2 роки тому +357

    As someone who has read both throne of glass and a court of thorns and roses, I would like to thank you for your sacrifice so I don't have to read another series to satisfy my curiosity
    Also that ending??? What?? I'm so frustrated now, can we never escape Rhysand?

    • @nellepicard498
      @nellepicard498 2 роки тому +8

      Who the fuck is Rhysand ? Did i missed something ?

    • @ninaugustus7252
      @ninaugustus7252 2 роки тому +41

      @@nellepicard498 he is the male lead in another series of Sarah's called a court of thrones and roses

    • @bitchplease5724
      @bitchplease5724 2 роки тому +78

      @Jo L feminist king 👑✊🏽

    • @nobodyofknowhere973
      @nobodyofknowhere973 2 роки тому +33

      @Jo L LMAOOO after what he did in COSF it sounds more ominous then it needs to be

    • @jamesfeatherfame4591
      @jamesfeatherfame4591 2 роки тому +3

      @@nellepicard498You missed the entire Acotar trilogy lmfao.

  • @emmamcginley5121
    @emmamcginley5121 2 роки тому +156

    My husband and I listened to the Crescent City episode and this one in the same night and I’ve never wanted to read a book so badly and hated it so much at the same time. You are a treasure and this was the best 6 hours spent on a lazy Friday night. Thank you for your efforts.

  • @christinetrinidad7146
    @christinetrinidad7146 5 місяців тому +4

    Can I just say. Your synopsis of the Sarah J. Maas books just give me life. You are hilarious. I have read them all but I look forward to finishing them to hear your re-cap. PLEASE DON'T STOP!

  • @briellegeraghty7006
    @briellegeraghty7006 6 місяців тому +9

    Noo you need the read throne of glass truly life altering 😭😭 the best of all 3

    • @kkrb1212
      @kkrb1212 4 місяці тому

      I just finished crescent and throne of glass was my least favorite. Hated it so bad but had to finish it so I could say I did

  • @MissAmynae
    @MissAmynae 2 роки тому +131

    Aidas with the Yzma-as-a-kitty voice cracks me UP every time.
    Thanks for doing these. You have a great talent for breaking this convoluted mishmash into something that's fun and palatable.

  • @coraphoenix-price3270
    @coraphoenix-price3270 2 роки тому +105

    Never read a Sarah J mass book but the end literally shocked me to my core. Also how is SJMs universe more connected than like DC

  • @Sabrina-si3du
    @Sabrina-si3du 9 місяців тому +11

    You explaining who Danika's mate was is the funniest part of this whole video.

  • @kkrb1212
    @kkrb1212 4 місяці тому +3

    I also want to say cormacs accent on the audio book made me fall in love with him 😭😭. I’m still sad over cormac

  • @ellietoearth
    @ellietoearth 2 роки тому +71

    'He's like the head of a group project and nobody's doing their part, you know, and he's like "I'm sending Reapers after you!".'
    Stop calling me out like that, Cari!

  • @albstare
    @albstare 2 роки тому +76

    "The final squeeze of the orange juice of their souls" was a really inspired line.

  • @Sentimental-ity
    @Sentimental-ity Рік тому +17

    Light it up because of the star power ✨️ this also explains why Danika was able to sniff out Bryce's power potential, as she did with Fury, Sofia ect

  • @Emma-qd3ob
    @Emma-qd3ob 2 роки тому +187

    GIRL I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. I have already forgotten what was in the book LOL

    • @caricanread
      @caricanread  2 роки тому +24

      LOL same and i spent weeks filming and editing this hahaha

  • @isyvd
    @isyvd 2 роки тому +152

    This was my main source of entertainment for the last couple of days. Thank you so much for sacrificing your voice and sanity. I read all of SJM's book as a teen until I got to uni and realised that the books just do not vibe with my adult brain, but I'm kinda scared to hear her series have gotten even MORE convoluted. We have this saying in Dutch to say when someone is making a mess of things and it's basically "making a soup of things". And SJM just seems to be making a whole damn soup of this. Especially with that last word. A lukewarm very confusing soup.

    • @daisywriteshere
      @daisywriteshere 2 роки тому +4

      She's really putting EVERYTHING in that soup

    • @piscis210
      @piscis210 Рік тому +1

      We have the same saying in Turkish hahah!

  • @Kelly-rv6em
    @Kelly-rv6em Рік тому

    The pods are now open!
    These are my favourite video series, absolutely in love with your ability to summarise and story tell. Could listen to these videos foreverrrr

  • @mitchell327
    @mitchell327 6 місяців тому +4

    You can't stop! I only made it through this book because of you!! You are sooo good at story telling and giving us the facts we need without all the filler. Excellent work!

  • @theblueiMe
    @theblueiMe 2 роки тому +117

    i was tempted to read this series because its the only SJM that appealed to me, but i think that these video recaps are a better way to enjoy the story

  • @Gab4o
    @Gab4o 2 роки тому +210

    I've read the first two ToG books, the ACOTAR trilogy (I got 100 pages into the 4th book and was just so disgusted, I had to dnf), and I tried to read the first Crescent City book. It's fascinating how instead of developing and improving as an author, Maas just continues to throw every bad trope and/or plotline she can think of at her readers and she's still somehow so many people's favorite.
    I'm pretty sure she's also either refused any type of editing, or her editor just doesn't care about anything anymore. Messy plots, convenient clues, toxic relationships, lack of actual nuance, characters that are literally cardboard cutouts of EACH OTHER... this feels more like YA than her previous series. And the whole multiverse thing is giving me a headache just thinking about it.
    All that aside, I'm so grateful for these videos! You really explained everything so well, and that's an achievement seeing as these books read like a fever dream. Can't wait for the next video!

    • @Neroba
      @Neroba Рік тому +38

      Also one of my biggest icks with this autor it's the whole tragic lesbian plot lines. Every other character thend to get their perfect mate a live the straight lovey duby life but she loves to make her lesbian characters tortured af and lonely. It rubs the wrong way to be honest.

    • @samsmith9315
      @samsmith9315 Рік тому

      I can't stand her writing but if you like her schtick I imagine you'd eat her books up because it's just the same shit over and over again. More of what you love if you're a fan, but absolutely nothing to offer people who didn't like her other series. Still, I love these batshit crazy wrap ups - all the entertainment and none of the slog of actually having to read these nightmares!

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl Рік тому +2

      I'm just enjoying the rollercoaster vibes lol

  • @livbari7064
    @livbari7064 5 місяців тому +7

    OKAY SO SURLEY WE ARE GETTING A HOFAS BREAKDOWN!? also i love you thanks for doing this ❤

  • @alyssaduthie1907
    @alyssaduthie1907 6 місяців тому +7

    As someone who currently has the book ready to read open on Kindle thank you for saving me hours of reading

  • @fdoneris
    @fdoneris 2 роки тому +136

    Thanks to Cindy, from withcindy on UA-cam, and her ACOTAR videos, I know who Rhysand is; so when Cari read the “My name is Rhysand” line I immediately went “Rhysand? As in ACOTAR Rhysand?” The hell… Now that was something.
    Loved the first video and this one, I’ve never read anything from SJM (and don’t plan to, sorry girl 🤭), but I absolutely enjoyed these videos and the way you explained both books, honestly it’s something admirable 👏🏻👏🏻. Also, can’t believe this video is just 10 SECONDS away from being a 3hr-long video.

  • @benri222
    @benri222 2 роки тому +107

    I was really worried we'd get a Tamlin-fication of Hunt when you said they had some tension going on. Also: Tharion doing a deal with the Viper Queen for living on land is totally a Little Mermaid + Ursula reference, right?? tysm for going through this for us!!

  • @MarsaLynn
    @MarsaLynn Рік тому +8

    You are literally a lifesaver. I wanted to give this series a read (and let’s be honest I still will), but listening to you talk about it…I was smiling and feeling it the whole way. Thank you for all the work you put into these videos for us, it shows! I have been listening like…all day to this stuff and my day is a little brighter because of it! It’s like cozy times all the time. ❤

  • @TheMsharrypotter12
    @TheMsharrypotter12 6 місяців тому +4

    the pods are open! thank you so much for doing this recap!!!! I knew I could not do another reread and I just got book three. this has been a lifesaver!!

  • @rosiereid2596
    @rosiereid2596 2 роки тому +50

    I cannot believe that SJM has the audacity to do this to us, I was thinking in the first book 'why do a lot of these characters just feel like she has hit copy and paste?' Also, where was Syrinx???? This plot is so convoluted yet, I have read every other one of SJM's books so it actually feels a little predictable? Cari, you are an angel for making this, a true piece of art. Can't wait for book 3....

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 Рік тому +5

      Fury and Juniper took Syrinx with them when they got the hell out of the city

  • @futureme9653
    @futureme9653 2 роки тому +172

    You have to do a recap like this for ACOTAR ! I have never read them but now need your recap of them !

  • @twistedangel0289
    @twistedangel0289 Рік тому

    The amount of dedication and thoroughness in this video!! Absolutely incredible work! I deeply appreciate you doing this summary so I didn’t have to spend another min trying to slog through this book to find out the big reveal at the end.

  • @megandcochrane
    @megandcochrane 10 місяців тому +9

    You saved my eye muscles from hours of rolling
    You’re the queen
    I so badly wanted to start editing Crescent City to make sense and be good….but you’ve done that with both books and made them so much shorter. Bravo 👏

  • @johncollins3045
    @johncollins3045 2 роки тому +74

    Cari: says she's not going to describe the spicy parts
    Also Cari 2 seconds later: "And then we are going to head to the BONE quarter"

  • @bubblypikachastache
    @bubblypikachastache 2 роки тому +46

    i never want to read a SJM book but i'm so invested in the characters after watching your pt one video lmao

  • @RinaPlays-rp3vc
    @RinaPlays-rp3vc 9 місяців тому +6

    I’m so glad you made these videos I stopped reading at some point and skipped to the Rhysand part and then placed the massive book gently back onto my bookshelf never to be touched again

  • @boltsvids
    @boltsvids Рік тому +10

    god i read acotar but not these and the AGONY i felt as soon as you said the word "mate" 💀💀💀💀 thank you for your service, these are such fun overviews, but also i'm sorry holy shit