yEs not really a plot twist that’s what happened lol When I was 2 when the Shrek movie was out for blue ray and digital I watched that movie 10 times a week my parents were probably getting annoyed
One time i was a dumb boi and spent 999 dollars on shrek because we rent the movie then once we reallt have to buy it well again i was a dumb boi so i rented it over and over again
Category: *g a m i n g* Ahh, yes, my favourite game: Shrek goes on a date but instead gets kidnapped by an evil Eagle: the game I heard they're making a sequal: after shrek tries to go on a date but instead gets kidnapped by an evil eagel shrek falls in love with the Eagle and they have half oger half eagle babies: the game Oh yeah, theres also a prequel: Babysit shrek: the game
No It’s either no one approved of the eagle being shreks Uber, no one approved of the eagle being shreks date, they wanted to be shreks date or they have something called opinion not sure of you’ve heard of it
I didn’t know Uber now has a flying service
@@JackPed5225 Lol
XD
HAHAHA
@@JackPed5225 **wheeze**
Uber Eats
can't believe this happened
I want to be your slave
Same :(
3 days ago?
how was this 3 days ago lol
Wtf 3 days ago lmao .. i think this video was made unlisted
The eagle was just his uber guys, chill.
LMFAO True😂😂
I know
Omg lmao 😂
Wish
U beat me to it
The way Shrek moves his arms makes me laugh every time.
Same
Fr XD
Что
0:28 7 yr old me coming out of the dressing room to show my mom my outfit
Lmao
*Same lol*
0:07 legit me on my phone when i was 8 playing agar.io
Wooooow honeyyy
Lol
0:38
*sees a hawk carrying a green oger in a wedding suit*
"Oh not again...."
Tis confusion
what do you mean not again?
@@gardeningtool6632 he got into a car and crashed into a wall and the car exploded
I dont get it
Alicorn is right.
Everyone: did shrek die?
Jejkobbb: yesn’t
You know, it was really unclear
Tsu Nami nah the Eagle was just his version of a Lyft.
@@tsunami3963 i was going to comment the same thing lol
Tsu Nami *reads in Sokka’s voice*
@Glitchy The Glitch Sounds logical so yeah
0:28 the way he walks 😂
hola
@@manuelacristina6479 hola soy estúpida
@@manuelacristina6479 hola :D
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Adiós
Relax bois, That’s the Limo Eagle
He paid extra fo da eagle.
be and the bois on the limo eagle.
Oo, i know him! Look there is his channel :D - ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@amedefender666
I know a rick roll when i see a rick roll
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Don’t worry guys, the eagle was his uber
THANK YOU, I'M GONNA CRY.
no it was his lyft
Yea
OMg! Doggy mah dude 🥺, yes I love playing piggy 👌
@@literallynova u do know it's a fictional character
Plot twist: the eagle was the match
Thomas P shrek got catfished
Or his uber
@@FailBanana98 definitely his uber
Plot twist: The eagle was the uber
@@solar6431 dun dun dunnnnn
Plot Twist: Shrek was already in relationship with the Eagle, she came to get her man
Damn shrek the real man 💯
No they re not gay
@@boonie9448 We know. That's why the comment adressed the eagle as "she" ;)
🇹🇦@@boonie9448 k,xjkj babys+9M tá qkqjaqmaamakakakwkkakakqkakks zznsnnzn znx nn xnidnisosno existir ndnk🎈😿 Ju deu gay eu te vxqa tur,wt
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I like how the owner just watches Shrek get kidnapped and they’re like, “yeah... good times. 🗿”
Imao you are killing me😂
Lmfao XD 😂😂😂
Adam routine is so nice
Hahaha lol
Lol the Eagle kidnapped him
Plot twist: He was dating that eagle
Bruh
Stolen comment tho
Stolen
SHABAJWNSJNSJW
Not stolen ✊👁👄👁✊
plot twist, fionna isnt real and shrek was catfished and kidnapped by the eagle
yEs not really a plot twist that’s what happened lol
When I was 2 when the Shrek movie was out for blue ray and digital I watched that movie 10 times a week my parents were probably getting annoyed
One time i was a dumb boi and spent 999 dollars on shrek because we rent the movie then once we reallt have to buy it well again i was a dumb boi so i rented it over and over again
he smelled too good from that soup bath
I remember when it said 2 minutes ago, now it's one year ago
Same
Wow
Plot Twist: The Eagle was the girl who shrek would meet
"OmG hE's ChEaTiNg On FiOnA"
He got totally catfished
Plot Twist: You stole the comment from another guy
Plot Twist: I created this comment !!!
@Thomas P said the same meaning one month ago..
Just letting you know
gotta respect shrek his tinder grind
I found you
EpicDonutDude i found you, i could not find shrek on my tinder
@@DrSlayerSeth me too, you're just ugly dood.
CamTheChest lol
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Fiona watching this video: 👁👄👁
Is she
She is ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@generalshepard_141 Why?! 😭
Lol
eduardo carranza got me there 😤
Plot twist: the eagle was his Uber where all good no need to panic
Mum the Ubers hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Ppp00
Uber drivers now: Yea do you know where I can get a trained eagle?
@@jaydenhumbletoppin370 fjf
😂😂
*Dont Worry! That eagle helped me get to Fiona, and the date went well*
ummm theres another shrek
Dats what I said
Exactly
*the eagle is fiona*
jamjami_ jam, you’re telling me, that shrek got catfished?!
that is so sad
ok but 3 days ago?
@@SadoUA-cam weird
Unlisted
Chill out fam that’s just the taxi
*Alexa, play Despacito*
The eagle was Shrek's ex who prevented him from showing up
Щщщщщ8🤨🤨🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🐮🐮🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭
@@ВикторияКан-с6п wot da fok
Evil eAgLe
The eagle already ate Shrek
Fun fact: the eagle was actually taking shrek to the wedding not stealing him
Mom: the food isnt hot anymore
The food:
69 69 69 69 69 why do i keep seeing it and what does it mean
Jimmy Neutron hi jimmy
@@loodlepoodlez4709 Hi Carl
Hot ;)
0:28 what the fridge sees at 3 am
Edit: wth how did i get so much likes this comment is clearly old and unfunny
HendleyM1 gaming /roblox and more lol
HendleyM1 gaming /roblox and more hey I’m roblox and more 😤
lmaoo😭
Aww LMFAO
Poor fridge
Shrek: Take me away...
Eagle: Let’s get you there!
FRYING PAN IS THAT YOU?
U RUINED MY BACON AND EGGS
@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel Gamer Tee Vee is that you?!
Cactus Lover is that you? Why did you throw a c a c t u s at my fAcE?!
Arr bendy are ya gay? Or not mate.
The Heavenly Floof UwU HEAVENLY FLOOF IS THAT YOU?! WHY MUST YOU BE SO FLOOFY?
Creo k a fiona la dejaron plantada xD
Si
XD
xD
Si 😔 xd
ℍ𝕒𝕙𝕒𝕙𝕙𝕒𝕙
When he walked with the suit I can’t 😭
He so hot
Abdul Dulas he has a nice ass too
@@shooh122103 bro?
@@sadiemorgan5860 i had a stroke reading that
Abdul Dulas SAME LMFAO
0:28 me leaving home after quarantine
Covid: 0:40
Lol 😂
@@leticyamamede5961 now im sad
Same
I'm not making the likes 666 its 665 muahahahhahaaaa
I ended up marrying the bird 💞
Fantastic 👏👏
Wooo!
*nice*
👌
M a k e b a b i e s
The bird was Mighty Eagle and was training him to become a green angry bird
This channel should just be called "The not so normal life of Shrek"
Shrek's bizarre adventure
The Diary Of A Wimpy Shrek
The adventure of shrek
Shrek bizzare lifestory
Yep, Shrek’s friend just picked him up to fly on his date
Edit: OMG 566 LIKES thaNK YOU
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No the eagle was his date
Indeed
Martine Fay I don’t remember Fiona looking like that.
Matt the Fox95 Officially OH close to the bad number
*After quarantine, this is how people who walk in late at school be like:* 0:27
Zella Hendricks твбслмльчсссьвбмдсрсс
Lul
It is
I'm screamingg😂😂😂
With the same song
Everyone:omg he got catfishes!!!
Me:guys guys that’s just his Uber calm down
When Shrek goes on a date: *:)*
But it's not with you: *:(*
damn underrated
That’s hurt 😂
fiona edits but he’s/she’s dead
😭😭😭
At least mans is happy
Shrek kinda lookin fresh with that suit
So Shrek was raised in Finland! Kotimaista Hernekeitto spotted!
Tätä kommenttia etsinkin. Onks jejkobbb siis suomalainen?
Videon alussa näkyvä leipä näyttää myös suomalaiselta
@@tuurehu3392 on se suomalaine🇫🇮
Ja ruisleipäpussi ihan alussa!!
Nooo f por el final 😢
F
@GatoTáctico Xшлллллллжжжжэһюьиздншзщ6нувүүцццццццццыыввввв
@@АманЖан-е7ь stop
F
F por Shrek UnU
0:41 he’s not being kidnapped that’s his Uber ride
XD wAt
HE IS THE UBER RIDE. if u know what I mean ;0
@Robert Morrissey DAMN
@Robert Morrissey 🤣
Category: *g a m i n g*
Ahh, yes, my favourite game: Shrek goes on a date but instead gets kidnapped by an evil Eagle: the game
I heard they're making a sequal: after shrek tries to go on a date but instead gets kidnapped by an evil eagel shrek falls in love with the Eagle and they have half oger half eagle babies: the game
Oh yeah, theres also a prequel: Babysit shrek: the game
Omg lol
The eagle took him to Fiona
@@TheTommyg81 that's the fan made ending :/
(I'm joking btw)
Omg you spoiled the sequel im gonna call the police
Everyone when he walks off: Awwwwwwwwww
Eagle: NOPE.
what do you mean he want to help shrek on his date quick
That’s not what it is supposed to be. And this was a funny joke. Don’t take the funny outta this.
That’s his Uber it’s okay👌
Guys why would the eagle be his ride when there was sad music when he flew away? Just saying.
Lol
The eagle was really the Uber driver coming to pick him up
*Time Travelers from the year 2080:* So this is 2020 huh...? Interesting...
Coronavirus: Helo.
Desperate times ask for desperate measures
Well I mean, it's that one thing nothing can replace.
The fact that we are all clowns deep inside even if your some eagle taking away poor Shrek.
666 likes
The Coronavirus: *OH HELLO THERE*
New shrek meme here:
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Shrek didn't say *nice*
Thats why he's gone 😔💔
Correct me if im wrong but was your toilet unflushed....it was brown....
@@jssp-oq6lq uuuh no its just brown water ☺️😅
69
So proud for your little boy ❤
To anyone wondering, the song is “welcome to chili’s” by bbno$ and yung gravy
Evan Dicks thanks
Nice name😁
Bruh, it's on the description
AA Rian No offense but a ton of people don’t look at the description and go straight to the comments. That’s how I got over 200 likes
@@lime2333 lol stupid people, i know how it feels when people didn't read the descriptions :(
Shrek: Nah i dont have money for uber
Eagle: Need a hand???
plot twist:
the eagle was actually his uber driver
*SHREK WENT TO OOVOO JAVER!*
If eagle is uber driver then where is his helicopter?
@@Kyumifun his animal crossing wasps.
Shrek :OOOO
You just stole my comment and got way more likes
0:23 bruh is Shrek bathing in a can of *Kotimaista Hernekeitto* ? I always feel a sense of national pride when celebrities endorse Finnish products 😤
Kotimaista hernekeittoa*
And btw im pretty sure Jejkobbb is finnish since there's also some finnish rye bread shown in the beginning of the video
now this is awesome
suomiii
0:19 Did you create an actual swamp for Shrek in your toilet?
I was a little alarmed about that toilet..
Uhm...
Clean your toilet
lol
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0:19 I think you forgot to flush
It was shrek's poop lol
Why did you pay attention to that
No it’s the rim of the bottom
@@ninsbeanz dont fight the truth
Aw nah fam 😷✌
I’m actually beginning to worry about this guy. It’s almost as if he thinks Shrek is actually real. Jk Shrek is as real as my sonic fanfic.
Ew wtf are you a bronie?
Nah fam he's a weaboo :_
@@shakinbutstillshootin7971 maybe both!?!
@@simon_pender yes he is
r/woosh
Plot twist: The Eagle was his *Wing* Man.....
...I know where the door is.
Who needs doors when you have windows..... JUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMP
PINK LASAGNA XDDDD
Good.
Plot twist: The eagle was his taxi.
When she don’t look the same as her profile pic:
She Catfished shrek
Yeah ;-; catfish
@@gundhamtanaka2941 more like bird fished 👁👄👁
@@ozu6688 Birds eat fish
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The dangers of dating sites. This should be shown in colleges and uni’s. He matched with an undercover predator.
Parmy Ebony I’m sorry but did you not get the joke
Parmy Ebony egfxdfaমমবনপাৌ্রচযকচচ্যচ্য্য
You're going to be a grandfat....
The vid was playing while I was typing 😔💔
G R A N D F A T
Don’t worry. The hawk was a taxi
Shrek really ran up to the guy and said:🙂👍
0:06 *SIREN HEAD HAS JOIN THE CHAT*
Haha!
Yeah siren head
I knew I heard that somewhere
Same
Omg
0:29 the way he walked in xD
shakira 152003 The way he came out 0:39
Shrek no
THAT SASS
0:34 Best Part Ev4r
be looking gay honestly
0:04 If you listen carefully, It sounds like Siren head.
I heard it maybe the eagle took shrek to siren head
@@josephwatkins907 True, but how would a Eagle make it that far?
omg it does
UR RIGHT
This is wolf :/
It’s been 4 years and Fiona is still waiting for Shrek…
He was a good dude
Can't believe he fell in a trap like that
Shashank its an eagle limo
The hawk/eagle was basically his Uber
The dislikes are people’s tears accidentally hit in the dislike button 😢
No
It’s either no one approved of the eagle being shreks Uber, no one approved of the eagle being shreks date, they wanted to be shreks date or they have something called opinion not sure of you’ve heard of it
@@godelemender8009 the bird ate him
@@godelemender8009 it did not date him 😂
Rune The Collie How chu know that birds ate him? The bird is his Uber.
@Levi Bachus ok boomer
Idfk why everyone is so concerned
The bird is his uber
0:28: how my family sees me walk
Hopefully Shrek found the perfect one for him. After all, he deserves it.
There's Fiona /gen
0:20
Looks like someone didn't flush xD
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Plot Twist: The eagle was actually his date.
Kinda stolen
@@jyfuyfjyfkhfkhfkufku174 I posted it first!
@@jaborsey_joseph then why does the other one have more likes
@@kyleli8279
Just bcus it has more likes doesn’t mean it was there first.
Lol
Thank you for documenting my life Fiona.
who’s fiona
Me: Crying because an eagle took Shrek away
The others: Writing that it was a limo eagle
Me: That's my boiz
Donkey tried to date me once and i said GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
Donkey hot tho
bruh
Not funny 😐
@@adel.2260 shut up
@@adel.2260 STFU
Girl: I bet he’s thinking about other woman
Me:
,,Did that eagle killed him or it was his uber?🤔"
Ziomownik 2580 fun we shall never know
She was such a good looking ogre in her profile picture, irl she looked pretty good( the eagle got me to her )
Me: laughing
Teacher: why are you laughing?!
My brain:
Looks so dashing in a suit and tie
What a shame he had to die
Plot twist: Shrek marrys the bird
Another plot twist:
The bird was his date
Plot twist : your plot twist is original
Gandalf and his eagles that come out of nowhere
Shrek’s like: oh boy! I can’t wait to go on a date!
1 second later.
Eagle takes him
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On a date :)
Doctor: You have 36 seconds to live.
God: *TEN MORE SECONDS*
Strong Message ✨
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Plot twist: the eagle is the match she just uses make-up
Bro can’t believe that the eagle wanted shrek more then shreks girl
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh hell no-
saw quite some📗😍😍😎🤑🤔💣💩🤒🤐🎤🎛🔕🔈🔉🔊🎵🎷🎧🎼🎹🎻📱📱📻🏁🚩🚹🛅🚳🍇🧀🍞🍒🍔🍧🍨🍣🍟🍜
@@GF-lu3cx🌮🌮 Land NZ)9the other two and
I thought the towel used to wipe the counter at the beginning was chEESE-
Me too lol
It is
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0:28 when Im the popular kid walking at school
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Nmms si es cierto XD
So you never walked liked that
You aren’t
Judging by your name and profile pic I’m guessing you’re not
UA-cam: watch this
11M PEOPLE: ok
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you: Write this unoriginal shit post of a comment
everyone: It's getting fucking old
Im so happy he found lo- oop nevermind.
Is no one gonna talk about how Shrek was just vibin the whole time.
How so???
True, men should learn from him. 0% nervousness 100% vibing
Legend's say: Shrek is still alive
Shrek was alive in 17 century's
when you see shrek walking and sad noises
me: **vibration**
0:23 Suomalainen hernekeitto? Hmmmm
No perkele
Perkele myös ruisleipää ja ihan suomalainen koti
torille?
0:30 he really be killing it
Zoom in on the booty lol
Relax, the eagle was a paid ride, Shrek is actually doing fantastic now
I don’t know if this are tears of happiness or laughter
Same
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Hola sus videos están bien chistosos los puedes poner más de esos mañana
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Come on people i just helped him get there fast!
Its ok eagle
I forgot to thank you Eagle!
It's ok bro
Good job
I love how every time it starts happy and then it ends in Shrek being hurt or taken 💀
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@@probabaprogamer1312 no
Pp
@@alamosorio7355 Ok
Rip Shrek
T-this is a masterpiece!
Title: Shrek goes on a date
12 million people: ah yes
23 million people now :)
no fun did not laugh
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25 million now :)
65zi ist ein sehr schönes und sehr feines und