Hidden Jesus Alternate in The Mandela Catalogue?

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  • Опубліковано 10 тра 2023
  • Some subjects need a little more explaining. Today we'll be discussing Jesus Alternate from The Mandela Catalogue! Let me know in the comments below if something is wrong or needs crediting.
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  • @Axonitythesilly
    @Axonitythesilly 10 місяців тому +7283

    BRO WHY ME?

    • @Deathside249
      @Deathside249 10 місяців тому +391

      WHY HIM

    • @ponggoyt5954
      @ponggoyt5954 10 місяців тому +328

      Bro that username

    • @Idk_72837
      @Idk_72837 10 місяців тому +178

      My god u don’t have to watch this if u don’t want to😥

    • @isabelavaldivia5919
      @isabelavaldivia5919 10 місяців тому +86

      Your right your not an alternate, it's just a scary story that's invinted, alternate does not exist

    • @isabelavaldivia5919
      @isabelavaldivia5919 10 місяців тому +36

      Not Jesus pro

  • @SaniyahWhattt
    @SaniyahWhattt 8 місяців тому +8781

    👇🏾 People who believes in Jesus and loves him.

    • @c0dreanu
      @c0dreanu 8 місяців тому +136

      Through Christ we are saved! ☝🏻☦️✝️

    • @hyperionsniper2502
      @hyperionsniper2502 7 місяців тому +69

      He is our savior, i don't see why there's a reason not ot love him

    • @Joe29421
      @Joe29421 7 місяців тому +40

      How do you know that jesus is real? If he's real I will love him but we dont know if his real or not

    • @klarkz2374
      @klarkz2374 7 місяців тому +38

      ​@@Joe29421he is proven to be real, even by non-believers.

    • @Joe29421
      @Joe29421 7 місяців тому +17

      @@klarkz2374 how

  • @Blu_1850
    @Blu_1850 Рік тому +1930

    Imagine the last episode of the Mandela catalogue and Jesus just comes back pissed off

    • @Crimred07
      @Crimred07 11 місяців тому +1

      Jesus: GABRIEL GET YO BITCH ASS DOWN HERE I HAVE A FIST FOR YOUR SACK THAT NEEDS CONTACT
      Gabriel: *clinging to mark* hold me marky
      Mark: wtf

    • @bcgazero6472
      @bcgazero6472 11 місяців тому +106

      Well,it's a possibility,for all we know,he's just stuck inside a sand tomb

    • @jackwalterbarameda5860
      @jackwalterbarameda5860 11 місяців тому +97

      "GABRIEEEELLL" is all i hear

    • @Zorn_Arc_Vortigern
      @Zorn_Arc_Vortigern 10 місяців тому +30

      bros hands is rated E 😭

    • @Sarraft
      @Sarraft 9 місяців тому +59

      IMO considering what god really is Gabriel is about to get his ass handed to him and then some

  • @ripper_madness
    @ripper_madness 2 місяці тому +210

    I am a Christian and some of yall are way too sensitive. This isn't meant to mock the goat Jesus.
    This video is referring to a series called Mandela Catalogue. To sum it up its a series where God and Jesus are overthrown by Satan and other demons called Alternates which take over religions with Satan posing as the angel Gabriel and pretending to be God whe Alternates make people off themselves to take thier appearance. Its a good watch.

    • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
      @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn 2 місяці тому

      Thank you for not being sensitive

    • @TK-4044v
      @TK-4044v 2 місяці тому +10

      In reality it is litteraly impossible for satan to overthrow God

    • @arthurcunha8819
      @arthurcunha8819 22 дні тому

      ​@@TK-4044vno its not ur saying that because u like Satan.

    • @Deity333
      @Deity333 15 днів тому +1

      I AM VICTOROUIM

    • @wowpsgaming
      @wowpsgaming 13 днів тому +13

      ​@@TK-4044v But this is fiction , no one is telling you to believe that it's real

  • @TheGreyBird71
    @TheGreyBird71 2 місяці тому +101

    Jesus: GABRIEL IM ABOUT TO SHOW YOU WHY HUMANS INVENTED THE ATOMIC BOMB

  • @chazzywaz
    @chazzywaz 6 місяців тому +1155

    Guys, he is talking about a fictional horror series, not the actual religion itself.

  • @Wilkonek
    @Wilkonek Місяць тому +327

    Jezus is the best❤❤✝️✝️
    No demon💔

    • @MfImJustThatGuy
      @MfImJustThatGuy Місяць тому +18

      This is not talking about the actual religion he's talking about the Mandela Catalogue

    • @gutsglory7493
      @gutsglory7493 Місяць тому

      jesus is the devil. that is why he was crucified

    • @rolandtanaleon5143
      @rolandtanaleon5143 Місяць тому +3

      🙏🫸🫷🩶🩵🩷

    • @BikoyRicafort
      @BikoyRicafort Місяць тому +4

      You misspelled Jesus m

    • @wiktorious1627
      @wiktorious1627 26 днів тому +2

      ​@@BikoyRicafortthey might be polish since we spell it like that here

  • @drifter8735
    @drifter8735 Місяць тому +14

    imagine in the last episode of mandela catalogue jesus just comes pissed off and destroys the alternates 💀

  • @raymielserrano1719
    @raymielserrano1719 Рік тому +1373

    pov : mark at heaven
    mark : why do i hear boss music?

  • @NAPALM_Co
    @NAPALM_Co Рік тому +958

    Normal People:
    😨
    People With Balls Of Steel:
    ✝️🗿

    • @jamianpe
      @jamianpe 11 місяців тому +47

      Doesn't work when Alternate Gabriel prevented Jesus from being born, so the crucifix wouldn't exist to them

    • @DestyBattleGate
      @DestyBattleGate 11 місяців тому +4

      Yes

    • @Lucile_the_Lunatic
      @Lucile_the_Lunatic 11 місяців тому +19

      @@jamianpeGabriel isn’t an alternate- he’s Satan himself.

    • @hirokishimoru9240
      @hirokishimoru9240 11 місяців тому +10

      Nyo ho~

    • @MGL0330
      @MGL0330 10 місяців тому +9

      just for everyone mandela catalogue is direct blasphemy to the andgel gabriel

  • @ednacristobal5672
    @ednacristobal5672 2 місяці тому +442

    People who loves Jesus
    👇

  • @Legendary9000
    @Legendary9000 25 днів тому +42

    This video summoned a army of bible moms 💀

  • @YaBoiKiko
    @YaBoiKiko 9 місяців тому +469

    "Who have I been praying to this whole time" is the scariest sentence I've ever heard. Imagine not even God can help you...

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      Romans 4:5
      King James Version
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      Believe in the lord and you are saved nothing else.
      Ask God for His Forgiveness freely and ask Him to save you...God is willing and He wants you to be saved as well.
      Work salvation is not biblical or true yet many false teachers lead God's sheep lost
      For God came to give FREE GRACE and who ever believes in Him shall have eternal life
      But that does not mean you have a licence to sin
      Do good works for the lord and to magnify His glory.
      And most importantly works cannot save you
      Good or bad
      Big or small
      No work can save you
      But only believing in Christ
      But that does not mean we should resist doing bad things and instead do good things and do good to our neighbours and enemies
      That just means that we shouldn't do them as a means to be saved.
      For it is a free gift of God not of works Believe in God and you are saved.

    • @bateli9733
      @bateli9733 6 місяців тому +19

      God is there. Something must have come from "nothing".
      If there is no hope, have faith in everything.

    • @Pqihtyieojn12
      @Pqihtyieojn12 5 місяців тому +13

      Not really, since help by itself is a vague term.

    • @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus
      @PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus 5 місяців тому

      ‭‭ ‭‭Ephesians‬ ‭6:10‭-‬18 says,
      Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless😊

    • @baptiste7204
      @baptiste7204 5 місяців тому +10

      Those 2000 years old Abrahamic medieval cartoons sure are hell of a drug 😂 making absolute random people believe they know how that beyond-comprehension universe works 🤣
      Meanwhile people are working their ass off, pushing logic and science to a level of complexity you could barely understand.

  • @jethrohenderson4968
    @jethrohenderson4968 Рік тому +432

    Jesus: I will save you my Çhīłd.

  • @user-tc4kr4fv2c
    @user-tc4kr4fv2c Місяць тому +69

    For those who dont understand:
    Satan morphed himself to angel gabriel then,
    Gabriel (satan) sends the alternates to kill people. Alternates dont do anything they just wait to get them to get M.A.D Mark got M.A.D just because the alternate becomes his friend Cesar (Full name Cesar Torres) then now in tape one Mark killed himself cuz he got M.A.D you might be asking "Why is Marks head got blurred?" Theres blood and its gore. Mark got his gun thought that it can do anything but nothing did not do anything. 2. Overthrone So if you skip it Gabriel comes and says "01101001010101010010101" he is satan if you forgot. Then you see a city and a text comes "Can't you see?" "I deceived them."
    "Such weak minds." Later Gabriel (Satan) comes and says "I know what you love."
    "I know what you dread." Then church music comes.
    Please like this took me like 47 mins so please

    • @soap1574
      @soap1574 Місяць тому +2

      8.7/10, for that, you earn a like

  • @Raiden0944
    @Raiden0944 3 місяці тому +10

    No he died for people's sin,
    Satan sends some Alternates to decieve them and being a shapeshifter, while Jesus does the opposite.
    ALSO this is a fictional popular analog horror series for anyone who doesnt know Mandela Catalogue

    • @voided9593
      @voided9593 3 дні тому +1

      Yeah it’s basically an alternate universe of ours.Basically in this universe Satan succesfully takes God’s throne so instead of a peaceful and loving God we were ruled by Satan. Eventually Analog technology is invented which lets demons more easily take over the world.Im not gonna give a full recap of the series if your reading this watch it yourself

  • @brianjackson2934
    @brianjackson2934 Рік тому +768

    It was not to make you Jesus, I love alternates.

  • @Fellow_youtuber
    @Fellow_youtuber Рік тому +138

    Imagine a christian in the mandela catalouge seeing a jesus alternate and being in distraught since the person theyve been praying to is another alternate.

    • @Barnaby-beagle
      @Barnaby-beagle 11 місяців тому +16

      summarized mark, because in the remake, its shown that he wrote over and over again:"Who have i been praying to this whole time?"

    • @Joshuarangelofsaints
      @Joshuarangelofsaints 11 місяців тому +2

      Nope don't exist

    • @Infusoria1
      @Infusoria1 11 місяців тому +12

      @@Barnaby-beagleThat was actually supposed to be for Gabriel, aka “Satan in disguise”. If you didn’t know, the real Gabriel has wings and is missing.

    • @Barnaby-beagle
      @Barnaby-beagle 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Infusoria1 thats not what were talking about.

    • @Infusoria1
      @Infusoria1 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Barnaby-beagle What were you talking about then? I was clearly talking about what you just said

  • @StikbotJP
    @StikbotJP 2 місяці тому +5

    The Mandela lore disturbs me whenever it talks about Jesus.

  • @melund5428
    @melund5428 8 годин тому +1

    other people seeing this video: 🙂
    christian seeing this video: HUH *AHHHHHHHHH* 🥷👶😶‍🌫️

  • @Iestrocks
    @Iestrocks 10 місяців тому +104

    Nah imagine Christian parents seeing this on their sons phone

    • @user-kg6ie4rx7v
      @user-kg6ie4rx7v 9 місяців тому +20

      If christian parent saw this in his sons phone the son will die😅

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      Only believing in Christ will save you
      Not of works guys. But that does not mean we should resist sin
      And if you hear any other preacher saying:
      "Repent of your sins TO BE SAVED."
      Is preaching a false gospel.
      the only way to enter heaven is by believing in Jesus Christ.
      God did say its a free gift but if He places a requirement to receive salvation such as:
      "repent of sin to be saved"
      Or
      "Walk in the spirit to be saved"
      Then He would be a liar and would be asking an impossible task
      For us to do....its like asking for a bucket of steam
      And wanna know why friends? Because it's difficult, it's hard, You need to put resistance, you need to WORK.
      And my friends God did say it's a free gift. It is free grace
      Not easy believism as most would say. Or cheap grace
      God did say its a free gift. Not of works.
      -------------
      Galatians 2:16 KJV
      Isaiah 64:6 KJV
      Acts 13:39 KJV
      Romans 11:6 KJV
      Galatians 5:4 KJV
      Ephesians 2:8-10 KJV
      Galatians 2:21 KJV
      Only believing in Jesus Christ will save you.
      Not repenting of sin.
      Not prayer.
      Not even bible studying.
      Or walking by the spirit.
      Etc
      Wanna know why?
      Because all of those Are hard to do and we need Gods help to do them. And as you have heard works do not save us.
      Only believing in Jesus Christ can.
      Not of yourselves.
      And no work, NONE can save you
      Except. by believing in Christ.
      He will not force you neither will i
      God loves us so much knowing well that there His children would teach His word the wrong way
      Glory to God He died for all our sins and completed the infinitely difficult
      To infinitely easy
      Simply believe and that's proof that your saved and proof your going to Heaven
      But that does not mean i condone sin.
      Or preach a message that condones you to sin.
      Or in other words give/show you that you have a licence to sin
      -------------
      Romans 6:23 KJV
      -------------
      6. [23] For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
      -------------
      -------------
      Romans 6:1-2 KJV
      -------------
      1 What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? 2 God forbid*. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein*?
      -------------
      We should pray, we should resist the lusts of the flesh, we should obey God, we should do bible study to be aware of FALSE TEACHERS..etc
      But not as a way to be saved or to get salvation again you have clearly seen works have nothing to do with salvation. But that does not mean we should not do the good things
      -------------
      Romans 4:4-5
      -------------
      4 Now to him that worketh is the reward not reckoned of grace, but of debt.
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      -------------
      That settles it.
      Believing in Christ is the ONLY way to get salvation and to get to heaven biblically and legitimately.
      But that does not mean we who are now saved and are now in Christ should sin more
      Or think that we have a licence to sin or have permission to do so.
      We should do the things God Has told us. But not as a means of being saved.
      Or to get salvation, or earn a place in heaven by our works

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      @@user-kg6ie4rx7v letting yall guys knows this because if y'all accept Christ
      The false teachers will get you guys. And you need to know.
      And My friends I'm not forcing you but. If you ever want to be with God legitimately
      You must know no work can save you or me but
      only believing in Jesus will.
      Many people would then say it's easy believe-ism
      Or cheap grace
      But God has said that
      It is free grace a free gift.
      Only thing is you choose works, sin, this world
      Or God's FREE GIFT/GRACE
      And the problem is not resisting sin.
      The problem is resisting sin,
      walking by the spirit a,
      And doing what God told them to do...(TO BE SAVED)... instead of believing in God - Jesus
      To be saved. And they that are deceived trust in there own works.
      instead of believing in God and accepting that that's all they have to do to be saved.
      And God tells you to do what will benefit you not what will save you
      That is why Christ died and poured on Himself allll our sins on the cross died & rose again
      God bless bro 👍
      And don't worry you don't need to prove yourself
      Just come to Him and ask for His forgiveness.
      And remember ONLY BELIEVING in Jesus Christ is the only way to get salvation/get to heaven
      God bless.
      And that does not mean we should not do good works
      Or resist the lusts of the flesh,
      Resist temptation
      "We can't be sinless"
      "But we can sin less"
      Just not in a means to be saved.
      For only believing in Christ we are saved. Not by our works.
      Trust in God with all your heart soul mind and strength. Not your works.

    • @elijahsmall5873
      @elijahsmall5873 7 місяців тому +3

      Lol

    • @Ness_2012
      @Ness_2012 6 місяців тому +3

      ME 💀

  • @aussieanimates
    @aussieanimates 5 місяців тому +163

    Guys just saying this guy isnt mocking jesus its about a web show called mandela catalogue where satan takes the place of angel gabriel
    edit: nvm i didnt mean that he sucks and is mocking christianity

    • @dawlaislamiyah
      @dawlaislamiyah 3 місяці тому +9

      So I can do the same thing with the muslim’s Muhammad?

    • @AspenOnnFire
      @AspenOnnFire 3 місяці тому +12

      @@dawlaislamiyahehh I wouldn't really do that,Muslim tend to take this a little seriously but that's non of business

    • @dawlaislamiyah
      @dawlaislamiyah 3 місяці тому +13

      @@AspenOnnFire yeah i mean they will blow themself up in your house

    • @C.V.0.1
      @C.V.0.1 3 місяці тому +2

      2 Corinthians 11:14

    • @BaconSizzleWasTaken
      @BaconSizzleWasTaken 2 місяці тому +2

      @@dawlaislamiyahsure why not

  • @MeggyCamfam19
    @MeggyCamfam19 2 дні тому +1

    making Jesus scary should be considered Blasphamy

  • @IZUMRUD229
    @IZUMRUD229 Місяць тому +1

    I don’t see this paper I don’t see this hand I can hear a thousand screams I can hear a feast I can’t move it and I don’t need it

  • @Alano_Bv
    @Alano_Bv 11 місяців тому +177

    “Our Father, who art in heaven,
    Hallowed be thy name.
    Thy Kingdom come.
    Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
    Give us this day our daily bread.
    And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.
    And lead us not into temptation,
    But deliver us from evil.
    For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory for ever and ever.
    Amen”

  • @Malikimusmaximus
    @Malikimusmaximus 8 місяців тому +85

    Jesus: Oh god what is that thing Definitely not me
    GOD: Burn it

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      Only believing in Christ will save you
      Not of works guys. But that does not mean we should resist sin
      And if you hear any other preacher saying:
      "Repent of your sins TO BE SAVED."
      Is preaching a false gospel.
      the only way to enter heaven is by believing in Jesus Christ.
      God did say its a free gift but if He places a requirement to receive salvation such as:
      "repent of sin to be saved"
      Or
      "Walk in the spirit to be saved"
      Then He would be a liar and would be asking an impossible task
      For us to do....its like asking for a bucket of steam
      And wanna know why friends? Because it's difficult, it's hard, You need to put resistance, you need to WORK.
      And my friends God did say it's a free gift. It is free grace
      Not easy believism as most would say. Or cheap grace
      God did say its a free gift. Not of works.
      -------------
      Galatians 2:16 KJV
      Isaiah 64:6 KJV
      Acts 13:39 KJV
      Romans 11:6 KJV
      Galatians 5:4 KJV
      Ephesians 2:8-10 KJV
      Galatians 2:21 KJV
      Only believing in Jesus Christ will save you.
      Not repenting of sin.
      Not prayer.
      Not even bible studying.
      Or walking by the spirit.
      Etc
      Wanna know why?
      Because all of those Are hard to do and we need Gods help to do them. And as you have heard works do not save us.
      Only believing in Jesus Christ can.
      Not of yourselves.
      And no work, NONE can save you
      Except. by believing in Christ.
      He will not force you neither will i
      God loves us so much knowing well that there His children would teach His word the wrong way
      Glory to God He died for all our sins and completed the infinitely difficult
      To infinitely easy
      Simply believe and that's proof that your saved and proof your going to Heaven
      But that does not mean i condone sin.
      Or preach a message that condones you to sin.
      Or in other words give/show you that you have a licence to sin
      -------------
      Romans 6:23 KJV
      -------------
      6. [23] For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
      -------------
      -------------
      Romans 6:1-2 KJV
      -------------
      1 What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? 2 God forbid*. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein*?
      -------------
      We should pray, we should resist the lusts of the flesh, we should obey God, we should do bible study to be aware of FALSE TEACHERS..etc
      But not as a way to be saved or to get salvation.. again you have clearly seen thag works have nothing to do with salvation. But that does not mean we should not do good things
      -------------
      Romans 4:4-5
      -------------
      4 Now to him that worketh is the reward not reckoned of grace, but of debt.
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      -------------
      That settles it.
      Believing in Christ is the ONLY way to get salvation and to get to heaven biblically and legitimately.
      But that does not mean we who are now saved and are now in Christ should sin more
      Or think that we have a licence to sin or have permission to do so.
      We should do the things God Has told us. But not as a means of being saved.
      Or to get salvation, or earn a place in heaven by our works

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому +5

      May God bless you
      I will be praying for you my friend that you will also be saved along with the other people

    • @Quitting827For3
      @Quitting827For3 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@The❤whiskers45

    • @rainbowgamer727
      @rainbowgamer727 2 місяці тому

      Yay!

    • @ec23472
      @ec23472 2 місяці тому

      yo imaginary friend got no power

  • @a_random_guy640
    @a_random_guy640 15 днів тому +3

    He might be the intruder since the intruder isnt an alternate

    • @voided9593
      @voided9593 3 дні тому

      I’m pretty sure Jesus will be a good guy in the series

    • @a_random_guy640
      @a_random_guy640 День тому

      @@voided9593 the intruder isn't bad or good I'm sure

    • @voided9593
      @voided9593 День тому

      @@a_random_guy640 Have you completely watched the series?I don’t want to spoil anything

  • @cyvhilgaming3chanel627
    @cyvhilgaming3chanel627 2 місяці тому +37

    I love Jesus
    👇

  • @Jeffrey972
    @Jeffrey972 Рік тому +128

    well make the video anyway, i wanna hear what people have been saying

    • @AzuroTalks
      @AzuroTalks  Рік тому +8

      Hmm.. i might

    • @dragonslape345games8
      @dragonslape345games8 Рік тому +4

      They will probably be soft as fuck and get offended by everything thats what mostly happens these days 😅😅😅.

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      Romans 4:5
      King James Version
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      Believe in the lord and you are saved nothing else.
      Ask God for His Forgiveness freely and ask Him to save you...God is willing and He wants you to be saved as well.
      Work salvation is not biblical or true yet many false teachers lead God's sheep lost
      For God came to give FREE GRACE and who ever believes in Him shall have eternal life
      But that does not mean you have a licence to sin
      Do good works for the lord and to magnify His glory.
      And most importantly works cannot save you
      Good or bad
      Big or small
      No work can save you
      But only believing in Christ
      But that does not mean we should resist doing bad things and instead do good things and do good to our neighbours and enemies
      That just means that we shouldn't do them as a means to be saved.
      For it is a free gift of God not of works Believe in God and you are saved.

  • @lukeslover984
    @lukeslover984 Рік тому +56

    I was watching Jesus transform like "am I about to die?"

    • @Crimred07
      @Crimred07 11 місяців тому +8

      Jesus: yes my child, you are about to transcend into the afterlife by force

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      Romans 4:5
      King James Version
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      Believe in the lord and you are saved nothing else.
      Ask God for His Forgiveness freely and ask Him to save you...God is willing and He wants you to be saved as well.
      Work salvation is not biblical or true yet many false teachers lead God's sheep lost
      For God came to give FREE GRACE and who ever believes in Him shall have eternal life
      But that does not mean you have a licence to sin
      Do good works for the lord and to magnify His glory.
      And most importantly works cannot save you
      Good or bad
      Big or small
      No work can save you
      But only believing in Christ
      But that does not mean we should resist doing bad things and instead do good things and do good to our neighbours and enemies
      That just means that we shouldn't do them as a means to be saved.
      For it is a free gift of God not of works Believe in God and you are saved.
      God bless crimsonred07

  • @-ewq0811
    @-ewq0811 2 місяці тому +27

    I feel bad for the christian people who found this short 😢😢😢

    • @Curuchee
      @Curuchee 2 місяці тому +3

      Nah

    • @eye7051
      @eye7051 2 місяці тому +3

      you should feel bad for christians who readed the blibe, because mandela series is based on a few of the bible pages about the devil and how to avoid him.

    • @COMICALWEIRDO0
      @COMICALWEIRDO0 2 місяці тому +1

      As a baptized christian, i can confirm this is not the jesus we love/in our universe
      It's a mandela catalouge theory and it's fiction so i don't really call this vid as blasphemy

    • @1989-Elis-Version
      @1989-Elis-Version Місяць тому

      @@COMICALWEIRDO0THANK YOU. I'm so sick of seeing comments calling this "blasphemy". THIS IS NOT THE BIBLICAL JESUS. This is a fictional version of Jesus made for Alex Kister's "The Mandela Catalogue"

    • @phantomdami3764
      @phantomdami3764 17 днів тому

      ​@@COMICALWEIRDO0I mean, the series it's literally just narrating a "what if" scenario of what would've happen if Jesus wasn't born thanks to Satan moving the strings. The series itself it's saying that if that happened it would be bad.

  • @Elle21231
    @Elle21231 3 дні тому

    Jesus is love Jesus is life jesus is god who agrees?
    👇

  • @BehemothSonic
    @BehemothSonic 7 місяців тому +172

    Devil supporters:🤓 he’s an alternative
    Jesus supporters:🗿 no, he’s not

    • @Shockerpitzwei
      @Shockerpitzwei 6 місяців тому +59

      You do realise he's talking about the Mandela catalogue, right? You know the Analogue horror series, which is basically just invasion of the body snatchers. Only 10 times more series that had very noticeable religious overtones.

    • @BehemothSonic
      @BehemothSonic 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Shockerpitzwei oh shit I didn’t know

    • @rowieandjoey5881
      @rowieandjoey5881 6 місяців тому +4

      𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎

    • @Leo99993
      @Leo99993 5 місяців тому +2

      Me 🗿

    • @jeffy6t
      @jeffy6t 5 місяців тому

      ​@@rowieandjoey5881It's just a theory

  • @memerman4060
    @memerman4060 11 місяців тому +33

    me slowly taking off my headphones expecting a jump scare:

    • @charlesconlin9774
      @charlesconlin9774 11 місяців тому +2

      Yea it could’ve but I wasn’t really thinking about jump-scares in this video lmfao

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      Only believing in Christ will save you
      Not of works guys. But that does not mean we should resist sin
      And if you hear any other preacher saying:
      "Repent of your sins TO BE SAVED."
      Is preaching a false gospel.
      the only way to enter heaven is by believing in Jesus Christ.
      God did say its a free gift but if He places a requirement to receive salvation such as:
      "repent of sin to be saved"
      Or
      "Walk in the spirit to be saved"
      Then He would be a liar and would be asking an impossible task
      For us to do....its like asking for a bucket of steam
      And wanna know why friends? Because it's difficult, it's hard, You need to put resistance, you need to WORK.
      And my friends God did say it's a free gift. It is free grace
      Not easy believism as most would say. Or cheap grace
      God did say its a free gift. Not of works.
      -------------
      Galatians 2:16 KJV
      Isaiah 64:6 KJV
      Acts 13:39 KJV
      Romans 11:6 KJV
      Galatians 5:4 KJV
      Ephesians 2:8-10 KJV
      Galatians 2:21 KJV
      Only believing in Jesus Christ will save you.
      Not repenting of sin.
      Not prayer.
      Not even bible studying.
      Or walking by the spirit.
      Etc
      Wanna know why?
      Because all of those Are hard to do and we need Gods help to do them. And as you have heard works do not save us.
      Only believing in Jesus Christ can.
      Not of yourselves.
      And no work, NONE can save you
      Except. by believing in Christ.
      He will not force you neither will i
      God loves us so much knowing well that there His children would teach His word the wrong way
      Glory to God He died for all our sins and completed the infinitely difficult
      To infinitely easy
      Simply believe and that's proof that your saved and proof your going to Heaven
      But that does not mean i condone sin.
      Or preach a message that condones you to sin.
      Or in other words give/show you that you have a licence to sin
      -------------
      Romans 6:23 KJV
      -------------
      6. [23] For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
      -------------
      -------------
      Romans 6:1-2 KJV
      -------------
      1 What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? 2 God forbid*. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein*?
      -------------
      We should pray, we should resist the lusts of the flesh, we should obey God, we should do bible study to be aware of FALSE TEACHERS..etc
      But not as a way to be saved or to get salvation again you have clearly seen works have nothing to do with salvation. But that does not mean we should not do the good things
      -------------
      Romans 4:4-5
      -------------
      4 Now to him that worketh is the reward not reckoned of grace, but of debt.
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      -------------
      That settles it.
      Believing in Christ is the ONLY way to get salvation and to get to heaven biblically and legitimately.
      But that does not mean we who are now saved and are now in Christ should sin more
      Or think that we have a licence to sin or have permission to do so.
      We should do the things God Has told us. But not as a means of being saved.
      Or to get salvation, or earn a place in heaven by our works

    • @Pqihtyieojn12
      @Pqihtyieojn12 5 місяців тому +2

      Damn that gabriel face reveal always gets me.💀 No other alternate does

  • @cupofjoeforya
    @cupofjoeforya 3 місяці тому +1

    Gabriel actually stopped him from being born, so that wouldn't work

  • @JustASillyPersonX3
    @JustASillyPersonX3 19 днів тому +2

    Guys its a fictional thing, Jesus didn't actually do anything like this.

  • @onetwothreefourfivesix789
    @onetwothreefourfivesix789 8 місяців тому +23

    I hope I don’t offend anyone by saying and I respect your intimate relationships with both God and Jesus. I think it’s a wonderful thing that Christians have that hope.
    But I think the people who are getting offended over this are misunderstanding the point of this video. This is not OUR Jesus Christ, this is the Mandela Catalogue’s Jesus Christ. He’s not slandering nor blaspheming Jesus as this isn’t Jesus Christ from our universe.

    • @IFollowGodsPath
      @IFollowGodsPath 3 місяці тому +2

      I thought it was like OUR Jesus Christ, thank you for explaining this to me

    • @TK-4044v
      @TK-4044v 2 місяці тому +1

      I don't care you can't do that

    • @IFollowGodsPath
      @IFollowGodsPath 2 місяці тому +1

      @@TK-4044v how are you gonna stop a whole fandom with thousands of people

    • @user-hp4ow9sm7l
      @user-hp4ow9sm7l 2 місяці тому

      Yes they can and they did lmao what you gonna do about it ? ​@@TK-4044v

    • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
      @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@TK-4044v do something about it lmao. You can't

  • @TheMrNugget
    @TheMrNugget 5 місяців тому +15

    Bro made a bunch of Christians mad

    • @yiotzu
      @yiotzu Місяць тому

      who's mad it's a UA-cam series

    • @TheMrNugget
      @TheMrNugget Місяць тому +1

      @@yiotzu scroll through the comments poptart

    • @gillegan7189
      @gillegan7189 Місяць тому +2

      @@TheMrNuggetdude what kind of insult is poptart lmaooo

    • @gangstaspongebob3622
      @gangstaspongebob3622 Місяць тому +1

      a bunch of bots*

  • @EthelJohnson-kh7jp
    @EthelJohnson-kh7jp Місяць тому +1

    Even though this isnt about the actual religion, im still terrified..

  • @malabikaghosh6985
    @malabikaghosh6985 5 днів тому

    Alex kister (aka the creator of mandela catalogue) said in his desc on videos that used begginer bibles that he dosent mean to offend christan followers and jesus

  • @asianpotatolee520
    @asianpotatolee520 Рік тому +92

    jesus can do anything

    • @AzuroTalks
      @AzuroTalks  Рік тому +16

      Heck yes

    • @karbythekirby_yt
      @karbythekirby_yt 11 місяців тому +11

      so he can just delete him and take back his throne

    • @Barnaby-beagle
      @Barnaby-beagle 10 місяців тому +4

      then why is the mandela world going to hell 😶

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      Romans 4:5
      King James Version
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      Believe in the lord and you are saved nothing else.
      Ask God for His Forgiveness freely and ask Him to save you...God is willing and He wants you to be saved as well.
      Work salvation is not biblical or true yet many false teachers lead God's sheep lost
      For God came to give FREE GRACE and who ever believes in Him shall have eternal life
      But that does not mean you have a licence to sin
      Do good works for the lord and to magnify His glory.
      And most importantly works cannot save you
      Good or bad
      Big or small
      No work can save you
      But only believing in Christ
      But that does not mean we should resist doing bad things and instead do good things and do good to our neighbours and enemies
      That just means that we shouldn't do them as a means to be saved.
      For it is a free gift of God not of works Believe in God and you are saved.

    • @spamtomwiththesword
      @spamtomwiththesword 6 місяців тому +1

      Possible jevil refrence??????

  • @ThatOneSharky
    @ThatOneSharky 11 місяців тому +8

    It was just moist critikals alternate guys my bad.

  • @Raye718
    @Raye718 2 місяці тому +1

    HELP JESUS'S FACE GETTING CREEPIER ACTUALLY SCARED ME

  • @Dreavous0
    @Dreavous0 3 місяці тому +1

    In Mandela serie Jesus was never born because Gabriel prevented his birth, Killing Mary and Joseph. In one episode we can see him regretting what is happening.

  • @Normal_Milk
    @Normal_Milk 5 місяців тому +8

    Jesus is about to pull up with a Praetor Suit and a Crucible after hearing what happened

  • @gubreldubrel2482
    @gubreldubrel2482 6 місяців тому +9

    Imagine the last episode just angel Michel just obliterates Gabriel

    • @ambassadorofbadtaste
      @ambassadorofbadtaste 3 місяці тому +3

      Michael: Gabriel, who in the name of God is this?
      Gabriel: This is my alternate, Gabriel. You may know him as Lucifer
      Michael: ...what in the name of-

  • @brianz7712
    @brianz7712 6 днів тому +1

    tf did I just watch
    tf did Jesus’s face turn into

  • @user-hv2sy5tt3s
    @user-hv2sy5tt3s 3 місяці тому +2

    If anybody comes across this video the person that made this is not mocking jesus it just a horror series called mandela catalogue😊

  • @Barnaby-beagle
    @Barnaby-beagle Рік тому +10

    Great opinion, one issue, I am inside your home.

    • @AzuroTalks
      @AzuroTalks  Рік тому +4

      (Whispers in preacher)

    • @Barnaby-beagle
      @Barnaby-beagle 10 місяців тому +2

      @DoomSlaying *YOUR WEAPON CANNOT STOP US*

    • @BitterGiggleTheJester929
      @BitterGiggleTheJester929 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Barnaby-beagle*spawns Wally* hey you Wally. If u end Barnaby I'll give u a million apples.
      *Barnaby has been killed by Wally*
      *Giv Wally million apples*

    • @phantomknightencounterist
      @phantomknightencounterist Місяць тому

      Get the hell out of my house before I make you eat your spine

  • @NO_333
    @NO_333 Рік тому +26

    Either jesus survived and christianity happens, or, jesus becomes an alternate, or, gabriel succeeds in preventing jesus from being born.
    Would be sick to see a final episode where the mandela catalogue series is ended after second coming of christ.

    • @asterianne2977
      @asterianne2977 9 місяців тому +1

      What're you talking about? What do you mean "Jesus becomes an alternate"? Why would Jesus do that? He's a God himself, if you think I'm incorrect, well you're wrong. If Jesus was never alive, Satan will take the world all by himself.

    • @seantay3279
      @seantay3279 7 місяців тому +2

      ​​@@asterianne2977If I am correct, One of the main plot point's of The Mandella Catologue Seires that was shown in the short and was talked about on the comment you replied to, is that Jesus was prevented from being born by Satan and was replaced by an Alternate or maybe Satan Himself, Satan then took over the world with the demon's called Alternates.

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      @@asterianne2977
      If Jesus was not real Satan would not be here
      God created lucifer for a divine purpose
      And of course God does not create anything pre programmed without free choice pretty much
      And out of willingness
      And out of a deliberate decision
      He rebelled against God

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      @@asterianne2977 and if you guys were talking about Mandela
      Well I won't force you but... May God bless yall outta there

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      Romans 4:5
      King James Version
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      Believe in the lord and you are saved nothing else.
      Ask God for His Forgiveness freely and ask Him to save you...God is willing and He wants you to be saved as well.
      Work salvation is not biblical or true yet many false teachers lead God's sheep lost
      For God came to give FREE GRACE and who ever believes in Him shall have eternal life
      But that does not mean you have a licence to sin
      Do good works for the lord and to magnify His glory.
      And most importantly works cannot save you
      Good or bad
      Big or small
      No work can save you
      But only believing in Christ
      But that does not mean we should resist doing bad things and instead do good things and do good to our neighbours and enemies
      That just means that we shouldn't do them as a means to be saved.
      For it is a free gift of God not of works Believe in God and you are saved.

  • @B747_the_cargo_plane
    @B747_the_cargo_plane 2 місяці тому +1

    That face is cursed, but I still love him

  • @ambasing_omaygot
    @ambasing_omaygot 2 місяці тому +1

    Guys don't panic everything here is fiction

  • @MansBoomRoblox
    @MansBoomRoblox 10 місяців тому +7

    His eyes are so big like he's about to become an anime character

  • @jeffy6t
    @jeffy6t 5 місяців тому +37

    To everyone that says its fake:
    ITS JUST A DAMN THERORY

    • @shabeo
      @shabeo 4 місяці тому +3

      A game theory

    • @cupofjoeforya
      @cupofjoeforya 3 місяці тому

      film*@@shabeo

    • @justanamelessuser
      @justanamelessuser 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@shabeomore like a film theory

    • @user-zf8vt1wm7p
      @user-zf8vt1wm7p 3 місяці тому

      "..every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven..." Matt 12:31

    • @user-od9xt8ut6l
      @user-od9xt8ut6l 2 місяці тому +1

      ​AAAAAAAND CUT!

  • @Xycvxfy
    @Xycvxfy 8 годин тому

    Even making a short about this crap is sacrilegious. Jesus help all those in need see their way to you.

  • @AJaved786
    @AJaved786 2 місяці тому +1

    Jesus returns back with his 12 golden miniguns and mows down grabiel to his wings

  • @Your_Local_Simp0.0
    @Your_Local_Simp0.0 5 місяців тому +50

    Yall too sensitive in these comments. It’s a show called The Mandala Catalog. Get ahold of yourself.

    • @vincememes
      @vincememes 5 місяців тому +7

      You mean Mandela catalog?

    • @slytoastergaming
      @slytoastergaming 3 місяці тому

      ongg

    • @slytoastergaming
      @slytoastergaming 3 місяці тому

      ⁠@@vincememesYou mean The Aerial Shop?💀

    • @mewhen3001
      @mewhen3001 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@belovedarie."And?" Do you really want a 500 word essay as a reason why your religion is so sensitive?

    • @COMICALWEIRDO0
      @COMICALWEIRDO0 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@mewhen3001 true and i'm a christian myself, baptized even.

  • @Handnimator-tv
    @Handnimator-tv Рік тому +72

    No one knows how i got 63 likes

  • @justawaterbottle
    @justawaterbottle Місяць тому +8

    For people who don't understand its from an analog horror called madela catolouge hes not mocking god

  • @emmysalimbagat8204
    @emmysalimbagat8204 3 дні тому

    When you get a gun like if you like mandela Alternate scroll

  • @JACKEEE862
    @JACKEEE862 10 місяців тому +10

    They done got Jesus 😭

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      Only believing in Christ will save you
      Not of works guys. But that does not mean we should resist sin
      And if you hear any other preacher saying:
      "Repent of your sins TO BE SAVED."
      Is preaching a false gospel.
      the only way to enter heaven is by believing in Jesus Christ.
      God did say its a free gift but if He places a requirement to receive salvation such as:
      "repent of sin to be saved"
      Or
      "Walk in the spirit to be saved"
      Then He would be a liar and would be asking an impossible task
      For us to do....its like asking for a bucket of steam
      And wanna know why friends? Because it's difficult, it's hard, You need to put resistance, you need to WORK.
      And my friends God did say it's a free gift. It is free grace
      Not easy believism as most would say. Or cheap grace
      God did say its a free gift. Not of works.
      -------------
      Galatians 2:16 KJV
      Isaiah 64:6 KJV
      Acts 13:39 KJV
      Romans 11:6 KJV
      Galatians 5:4 KJV
      Ephesians 2:8-10 KJV
      Galatians 2:21 KJV
      Only believing in Jesus Christ will save you.
      Not repenting of sin.
      Not prayer.
      Not even bible studying.
      Or walking by the spirit.
      Etc
      Wanna know why?
      Because all of those Are hard to do and we need Gods help to do them. And as you have heard works do not save us.
      Only believing in Jesus Christ can.
      Not of yourselves.
      And no work, NONE can save you
      Except. by believing in Christ.
      He will not force you neither will i
      God loves us so much knowing well that there His children would teach His word the wrong way
      Glory to God He died for all our sins and completed the infinitely difficult
      To infinitely easy
      Simply believe and that's proof that your saved and proof your going to Heaven
      But that does not mean i condone sin.
      Or preach a message that condones you to sin.
      Or in other words give/show you that you have a licence to sin
      -------------
      Romans 6:23 KJV
      -------------
      6. [23] For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
      -------------
      -------------
      Romans 6:1-2 KJV
      -------------
      1 What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? 2 God forbid*. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein*?
      -------------
      We should pray, we should resist the lusts of the flesh, we should obey God, we should do bible study to be aware of FALSE TEACHERS..etc
      But not as a way to be saved or to get salvation.. again you have clearly seen thag works have nothing to do with salvation. But that does not mean we should not do good things
      -------------
      Romans 4:4-5
      -------------
      4 Now to him that worketh is the reward not reckoned of grace, but of debt.
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      -------------
      That settles it.
      Believing in Christ is the ONLY way to get salvation and to get to heaven biblically and legitimately.
      But that does not mean we who are now saved and are now in Christ should sin more
      Or think that we have a licence to sin or have permission to do so.
      We should do the things God Has told us. But not as a means of being saved.
      Or to get salvation, or earn a place in heaven by our works

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому +1

      But evil is done on judgement day....
      Believe in Christ today friend
      For the time of salvation is now.

    • @PinkGhosty3236
      @PinkGhosty3236 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Thewhiskers45 We're talking about a horror series buddy

    • @HaruruRaa
      @HaruruRaa 3 місяці тому

      @@Thewhiskers45not relevant

  • @Mifofficialchannel
    @Mifofficialchannel 5 місяців тому +33

    this comment section is the reason why im athiest

  • @meloplayground
    @meloplayground Місяць тому +1

    Alright for all those out there, He's not making fun of jesus, its an analog horror series called The mandela catalog.

  • @AeroMorallos
    @AeroMorallos 19 годин тому

    Dont do that to Jesus! Youre a demon
    Who loves jesus?🥺

  • @Onio_362
    @Onio_362 4 місяці тому +3

    In the Mandela Catalog, he could be made by the devil, who is posing as Gabriel since God left us

    • @AzuroTalks
      @AzuroTalks  4 місяці тому

      Finally a comment actually talking about the Mandela catalogue HAHA thank you man

  • @rockman987
    @rockman987 Рік тому +27

    hey bro, I have seen that there are many people in the comments criticizing you for this, do not listen to them, they are religious fanatics

    • @AzuroTalks
      @AzuroTalks  Рік тому +4

      Thanks a lot! Comments like these keep me going

    • @Somewher.
      @Somewher. 11 місяців тому +3

      Well that is not actually the real Jesus-

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      Romans 4:5
      King James Version
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      Believe in the lord and you are saved nothing else.
      Ask God for His Forgiveness freely and ask Him to save you...God is willing and He wants you to be saved as well.
      Work salvation is not biblical or true yet many false teachers lead God's sheep lost
      For God came to give FREE GRACE and who ever believes in Him shall have eternal life
      But that does not mean you have a licence to sin
      Do good works for the lord and to magnify His glory.
      And most importantly works cannot save you
      Good or bad
      Big or small
      No work can save you
      But only believing in Christ
      But that does not mean we should resist doing bad things and instead do good things and do good to our neighbours and enemies
      That just means that we shouldn't do them as a means to be saved.
      For it is a free gift of God not of works Believe in God and you are saved.

    • @Foxtrot_Zer0
      @Foxtrot_Zer0 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Somewher.
      Yeah, that’s the whole freakin’ point

    • @jakodevs8985
      @jakodevs8985 6 місяців тому

      BRO THEY ARE USING JESUS NAME AND LOOKING FOR THIS. ITS A SIN BAD.

  • @Cartoony_yt
    @Cartoony_yt 6 днів тому

    Dont make fun if Jesus with this scary face

  • @lanceelarcosa9477
    @lanceelarcosa9477 2 місяці тому +20

    Jesus always our savior he did nothing wrong 😭🙏 people who loves jesus👇👇

    • @White82206
      @White82206 2 місяці тому

      Firstly, stop being disgusting to the point of being desperate for a like that won't change anything, secondly, this is from a series called Mandela catalog

    • @COMICALWEIRDO0
      @COMICALWEIRDO0 2 місяці тому +6

      As a christian myself, you're misunderstanding, this isn't the jesus in our universe, the vid is just a theory for an analog horror series called "mandela catalog" and it's basically just fiction and it's not to offend christians, for me personaly, if it's just for the sake of storytelling/fiction and it's completely unrelated to the real world, i'm okay with that.

    • @FETUS_DELETUS123
      @FETUS_DELETUS123 2 місяці тому +6

      Bruh do you know how to read the title it says Mandela catalogue the horror series, either that or you dont know what fiction is

    • @jacobneilreyes133
      @jacobneilreyes133 Місяць тому +4

      Bros pointing at nothing

    • @Rulerofgoreandfurrydrawings
      @Rulerofgoreandfurrydrawings Місяць тому +4

      This isn’t mocking Jesus or Christianity it’s js abt a web show on UA-cam called the Mandela catalog

  • @AnReisNOTASIGMA7777
    @AnReisNOTASIGMA7777 7 місяців тому +5

    The only ending: Book of revelations happen and micheal FINALLY ends lucifer

    • @deadgirl-hd8mm
      @deadgirl-hd8mm 5 місяців тому +4

      this about a show about duplicates stealing peoples' places in reality lol chill

    • @NickMartinproductions
      @NickMartinproductions 4 місяці тому

      @@deadgirl-hd8mm 😈

    • @thelettertwelve5789
      @thelettertwelve5789 День тому

      @@deadgirl-hd8mm he knows, it’s a play on arch angel Michael absolutely obliterating Satan in the book “paradise lost”

  • @tattootater69parker18
    @tattootater69parker18 5 місяців тому +4

    Alternate spotted alternate must be destroyed* Alternate gets destroyed*

  • @justa_guy0625
    @justa_guy0625 2 дні тому

    They got jesus man 😭💀

  • @QuestionableExclamationPoint
    @QuestionableExclamationPoint 2 місяці тому +1

    Even Lucifer Morningstar is afraid of Alternate Jesus

  • @EnderGoku9001
    @EnderGoku9001 9 місяців тому +4

    criticism on the distortion:
    eyes seem fine
    mouth is a bit too wide

    • @-Crunchy_Lemons-
      @-Crunchy_Lemons- 7 місяців тому +4

      Also, the holes in his hands are *_gone_*

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 6 місяців тому +2

      @@-Crunchy_Lemons- very true

  • @KeithIan_yt
    @KeithIan_yt 11 місяців тому +6

    "The Fallen Son of god"

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      But nevertheless it's not true

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      Only believing in Christ will save you
      Not of works guys. But that does not mean we should resist sin
      And if you hear any other preacher saying:
      "Repent of your sins TO BE SAVED."
      Is preaching a false gospel.
      the only way to enter heaven is by believing in Jesus Christ.
      God did say its a free gift but if He places a requirement to receive salvation such as:
      "repent of sin to be saved"
      Or
      "Walk in the spirit to be saved"
      Then He would be a liar and would be asking an impossible task
      For us to do....its like asking for a bucket of steam
      And wanna know why friends? Because it's difficult, it's hard, You need to put resistance, you need to WORK.
      And my friends God did say it's a free gift. It is free grace
      Not easy believism as most would say. Or cheap grace
      God did say its a free gift. Not of works.
      -------------
      Galatians 2:16 KJV
      Isaiah 64:6 KJV
      Acts 13:39 KJV
      Romans 11:6 KJV
      Galatians 5:4 KJV
      Ephesians 2:8-10 KJV
      Galatians 2:21 KJV
      Only believing in Jesus Christ will save you.
      Not repenting of sin.
      Not prayer.
      Not even bible studying.
      Or walking by the spirit.
      Etc
      Wanna know why?
      Because all of those Are hard to do and we need Gods help to do them. And as you have heard works do not save us.
      Only believing in Jesus Christ can.
      Not of yourselves.
      And no work, NONE can save you
      Except. by believing in Christ.
      He will not force you neither will i
      God loves us so much knowing well that there His children would teach His word the wrong way
      Glory to God He died for all our sins and completed the infinitely difficult
      To infinitely easy
      Simply believe and that's proof that your saved and proof your going to Heaven
      But that does not mean i condone sin.
      Or preach a message that condones you to sin.
      Or in other words give/show you that you have a licence to sin
      -------------
      Romans 6:23 KJV
      -------------
      6. [23] For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
      -------------
      -------------
      Romans 6:1-2 KJV
      -------------
      1 What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? 2 God forbid*. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein*?
      -------------
      We should pray, we should resist the lusts of the flesh, we should obey God, we should do bible study to be aware of FALSE TEACHERS..etc
      But not as a way to be saved or to get salvation.. again you have clearly seen thag works have nothing to do with salvation. But that does not mean we should not do good things
      -------------
      Romans 4:4-5
      -------------
      4 Now to him that worketh is the reward not reckoned of grace, but of debt.
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      -------------
      That settles it.
      Believing in Christ is the ONLY way to get salvation and to get to heaven biblically and legitimately.
      But that does not mean we who are now saved and are now in Christ should sin more
      Or think that we have a licence to sin or have permission to do so.
      We should do the things God Has told us. But not as a means of being saved.
      Or to get salvation, or earn a place in heaven by our works

    • @SayorisSpecialRope
      @SayorisSpecialRope 3 місяці тому +1

      Kinda goes hard ngl

  • @jasonhdez3710
    @jasonhdez3710 3 місяці тому +2

    Jesus: I will save you my ₵ⱧłⱠĐ

  • @roblox_Ddennis
    @roblox_Ddennis Місяць тому +1

    jesus jumpscared me:(

  • @Jozef_Vallejo
    @Jozef_Vallejo 4 місяці тому +3

    Catholics: we believe in God.
    Mandela Catalogue: Where's your God now?

    • @gru2671
      @gru2671 3 місяці тому +2

      On throne that is in Heaven

    • @beast_dazai
      @beast_dazai Місяць тому

      Bro said catholics as if orthodox dont exist

  • @user-xo7lf7sn4s
    @user-xo7lf7sn4s Рік тому +26

    Alternate Jesus vs Satan that sounds badass

    • @Brubru826
      @Brubru826 11 місяців тому

      Satan win because he knows reality and alternate attack mentely

    • @seantay3279
      @seantay3279 7 місяців тому +7

      Alternate Jesus would probably be working with Gabriel, The Actual Jesus if he survived, Will probably be _extremely_ Pissed with Gabriel and his alternate army

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      Romans 4:5
      King James Version
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      Believe in the lord and you are saved nothing else.
      Ask God for His Forgiveness freely and ask Him to save you...God is willing and He wants you to be saved as well.
      Work salvation is not biblical or true yet many false teachers lead God's sheep lost
      For God came to give FREE GRACE and who ever believes in Him shall have eternal life
      But that does not mean you have a licence to sin
      Do good works for the lord and to magnify His glory.
      And most importantly works cannot save you
      Good or bad
      Big or small
      No work can save you
      But only believing in Christ
      But that does not mean we should resist doing bad things and instead do good things and do good to our neighbours and enemies
      That just means that we shouldn't do them as a means to be saved.
      For it is a free gift of God not of works Believe in God and you are saved.

    • @BaconGuestSkits-Pawn
      @BaconGuestSkits-Pawn 6 місяців тому +2

      alternate Gabriel is dead

    • @vincememes
      @vincememes 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@seantay3279MC Jesus Is alive and its confirmed, in the end of overthrown he was trapped under the sand (Sand thomb) and i assume hes still alive even in the present, so if he gets freed maybe he Will help in the war agaisnt the alternates, and Remember we dont know where God Is yet

  • @iakajaia7808
    @iakajaia7808 День тому

    OH NO ARE WE ALL IN DANGER SOMEONE TELL ME

  • @Katniss_UwU
    @Katniss_UwU 3 дні тому

    EXCUSE ME?! JESUS IS NOT AN ALTERNATE!

  • @0livia.is.M3
    @0livia.is.M3 2 місяці тому +5

    Amen jesus i love you✝️

  • @Jixops
    @Jixops 10 місяців тому +26

    Jesus cannot be mocked!

    • @Gitlwrufebt
      @Gitlwrufebt 8 місяців тому

      Ок

    • @jezreelokoro5810
      @jezreelokoro5810 7 місяців тому +1

      They'll get their reward, but I pray they repent and ward off the devil's deception

    • @seantay3279
      @seantay3279 7 місяців тому

      This video is about a fictional youtube Vhs horror seires called The Mandella Catologue based off Christianity, But has nothing to do with or against Christians, In which Satan destroyed The Angel Gabriel and replaced him, Then somehow stopped the birth of christ, Either Outright stopping Jesus from existing, Or replacing him woth one of the Demon's called Alternates which is what the Short you commented on is theorising about, This is still in the Fictional youtube Horror Vhs seires by the way, With Jesus Gone, Satan (Who many fan's refer to as Gabriel since that is who he likes to impersonate) Starts gaining power everytine someone pray's, Sending an army of Alternate Demons to invade the town of Mandella County (Still in the Fictional Vhs Horror UA-cam Seires _By the way)_ And The Alternates begin replacing humans, Whispering to them the secrets of the universe and causing them to K*ll themselves, Joining Satans army of alternates, And continuing to spread the Alternate Infection across the world and to the goverments so Satan can rule (Still in fictional yt horror vhs seires called The Mandella Catologue By the way) While this is happening, Satan has teamed up with another Supernatural entity known as Six, The Intruder (Who is not an Alternate or Demon, But works alongside them) Six normally appears in Tv's, And starts kidnapping Children for Satan and replacing them with Alternates, And that is where the fictionsl seires stands roght now, Unless I missed any new episodes

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому +1

      @@jezreelokoro5810 I was deceived by the doctrine
      "Repent of your sins to be saved."
      The problem is not resisting sin..it's Resisting sin (TO BE SAVED)
      Or doing any other work TO BE SAVED
      Such like resisting sin
      Abstinence
      Prayer
      Bible studying
      God clearly told us in scripture that it is a free gift from Him my friend
      Not of works
      But that does not mean we should go back to our vomit
      and I agree hopefully they do come to Jesus
      And believe in Him
      And also no work can save us btw.
      So yeah doing work to save us is definitely not right in God's word.
      Work salvation is not biblical
      And i am not forcing but..most of the biblical translations are corrupted
      But KJV I believe is an original
      God bless

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      @@jezreelokoro5810
      Romans 4:5
      King James Version
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      Believe in the lord and you are saved nothing else.
      Ask God for His Forgiveness freely and ask Him to save you...God is willing and He wants you to be saved as well.
      Work salvation is not biblical or true yet many false teachers lead God's sheep lost
      For God came to give FREE GRACE and who ever believes in Him shall have eternal life
      But that does not mean you have a licence to sin
      Do good works for the lord and to magnify His glory.
      And most importantly works cannot save you
      Good or bad
      Big or small
      No work can save you
      But only believing in Christ
      But that does not mean we should resist doing bad things and instead do good things and do good to our neighbours and enemies
      That just means that we shouldn't do them as a means to be saved.
      For it is a free gift of God not of works Believe in God and you are saved.

  • @F0UR3V3R
    @F0UR3V3R 15 днів тому +1

    Gabriel when he hears
    "I AM THE SON OF GOD! I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE!
    TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN! I AM THE ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE AND OF THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM! I WILL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE! AND A NEW COVENANT SHALL BE MY LEGACY! AND I WILL VANQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHERS NAME! AMEN!"

  • @juniorvenancio1245
    @juniorvenancio1245 День тому

    If you mock Jesus you wont go to heaven but for the ppl who love him will go to heaven Jesus get angry if you mock him

  • @matthewrufus5184
    @matthewrufus5184 Рік тому +51

    Jesus Christ is our savior and he dided for us and he is the son of god 💗💗💗🙏🙏🙏🙏 we love Jesus.

    • @Barnaby-beagle
      @Barnaby-beagle Рік тому +20

      Aint no way bro, we talking about the mandela catalogue, not christianity 💀

    • @AzuroTalks
      @AzuroTalks  Рік тому +4

      Ur doing gods work

    • @jenniferhendricks531
      @jenniferhendricks531 Рік тому +4

      Love god and remember his unbreakable golden shield keeps u safe alive and happy

    • @SomeRobloxian631
      @SomeRobloxian631 Рік тому +4

      @@Barnaby-beagle fr bro

    • @SomeRobloxian631
      @SomeRobloxian631 Рік тому +3

      @@jenniferhendricks531 bro we already know that stop talking about it💀

  • @brandonthomas1933
    @brandonthomas1933 10 місяців тому +4

    Jesus wants all the smoke

  • @user-cz6sv4lf9e
    @user-cz6sv4lf9e 11 днів тому

    The theory in a nutshell
    Jesus: What killed the dinosaurs?
    Gabriel: ???
    Jesus: THE ICE AGE!

  • @Zephyrusperzeus
    @Zephyrusperzeus 11 годин тому

    Hasnt The Devil already been defeated.

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 Рік тому +3

    I hope that Jesus is alive but trapped in his tomb and the ‘resurrected’ Jesus was an alternate or just gabriel disguised as Jesus

    • @AzuroTalks
      @AzuroTalks  Рік тому +3

      Yea I was thinking about a theory of something like that cuz the cross is still a biblical depiction in the Mandela catalogue, so I assume someone still got crusified and I don’t think it’s Gabriel

    • @Barnaby-beagle
      @Barnaby-beagle Рік тому +1

      It could be a possibility

    • @oilybat3269
      @oilybat3269 11 місяців тому +2

      ‘Gabriel’: you can’t defeat me.
      Adam: no, I know…but he can.
      *Jesus breaks out of tomb*

  • @user-bb7fm1gr7r
    @user-bb7fm1gr7r 2 місяці тому +4

    I love God and Jesus they save people 💗 🙏 🙌 ❤️ 😌 ♥️ 💗 🙏 🙌

  • @darrenjamesjuniordarrenjam1763
    @darrenjamesjuniordarrenjam1763 Місяць тому +1

    The alternate sure have a death wish XD

  • @TakioShorts
    @TakioShorts День тому

    Bro he IS NOT ALTERNATE WHO TF MADE DISEASE FROM FUNGUS ITS THE SMILE DRUG

  • @al9it_al9at9ot
    @al9it_al9at9ot Місяць тому +6

    Peaple who dont worship jesus
    👇

  • @ManoBe471
    @ManoBe471 Місяць тому +4

    DON'T MOCK JESUS ​​#DON'T MOCK JESUS

    • @yooreekfan
      @yooreekfan Місяць тому

      he ain't mocking god and jesus

    • @Ghilliesuitsniper170
      @Ghilliesuitsniper170 Місяць тому

      @@yooreekfan *Jesus

    • @sleepyspacefrog
      @sleepyspacefrog 25 днів тому

      he aint 💀💀

    • @fdnkolves
      @fdnkolves 14 днів тому

      he's not mocking jesus, he's talking about the horror series called Mandela Catalogue

  • @hazzerz
    @hazzerz Місяць тому +1

    Ngl i got Mandela Catalogue vibes for a split second there😂

    • @akaneplayz5171
      @akaneplayz5171 16 днів тому

      Because... It is

    • @hazzerz
      @hazzerz 16 днів тому

      @@akaneplayz5171 How far did you scroll to find this comment? 😂

    • @akaneplayz5171
      @akaneplayz5171 16 днів тому +1

      @@hazzerz i don't know 😭💀💀

  • @Claudia_kishi
    @Claudia_kishi 2 місяці тому +1

    *bro ruined the chirstian fandom*

  • @mewhen3001
    @mewhen3001 2 місяці тому +4

    Most of the Christians here is the reason why i don't believe in god. And you forcing me to believe will just make me not to become a Christian at all.

    • @LoganRebornHoly
      @LoganRebornHoly Місяць тому

      no one is forcing you.

    • @mewhen3001
      @mewhen3001 Місяць тому

      @@LoganRebornHoly well some are tbh. But most of them are bots anyways. (So you're kinda correct)

    • @LoganRebornHoly
      @LoganRebornHoly Місяць тому

      @@mewhen3001 but technically you arent being forced at all. you can choose not to read comments. i recommend you dont judge Christianity by random comments but by Jesus himself in the Bible. Just read the Gospels, which is only four books. then if you want you can read more.

    • @LoganRebornHoly
      @LoganRebornHoly Місяць тому

      @@mewhen3001 idk why my comment got cut off but i said "dont judge Christianity by people on the internet, but by Jesus himself in the Gospels.

    • @SjadnewbieKKK
      @SjadnewbieKKK Місяць тому

      Bro commented on the wrong video

  • @glittle05
    @glittle05 Рік тому +10

    Jesus is not an alternate he is god son
    Edit:I think I started a war

    • @Grunp4k4
      @Grunp4k4 Рік тому +4

      Me like peanut butter me like peanut butter me go crazy for peabut nutter mmmmmm yum yum

    • @glittle05
      @glittle05 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Grunp4k4bro why are replying this to me

    • @Grunp4k4
      @Grunp4k4 9 місяців тому +2

      @@glittle05 I just like peanut butter 🙏

    • @_rainwater
      @_rainwater 7 місяців тому +2

      Dude, watch the mandela catalogue first.

    • @Thewhiskers45
      @Thewhiskers45 7 місяців тому

      @@_rainwater
      Only believing in Christ will save you
      Not of works guys. But that does not mean we should resist sin
      And if you hear any other preacher saying:
      "Repent of your sins TO BE SAVED."
      Is preaching a false gospel.
      the only way to enter heaven is by believing in Jesus Christ.
      God did say its a free gift but if He places a requirement to receive salvation such as:
      "repent of sin to be saved"
      Or
      "Walk in the spirit to be saved"
      Then He would be a liar and would be asking an impossible task
      For us to do....its like asking for a bucket of steam
      And wanna know why friends? Because it's difficult, it's hard, You need to put resistance, you need to WORK.
      And my friends God did say it's a free gift. It is free grace
      Not easy believism as most would say. Or cheap grace
      God did say its a free gift. Not of works.
      -------------
      Galatians 2:16 KJV
      Isaiah 64:6 KJV
      Acts 13:39 KJV
      Romans 11:6 KJV
      Galatians 5:4 KJV
      Ephesians 2:8-10 KJV
      Galatians 2:21 KJV
      Only believing in Jesus Christ will save you.
      Not repenting of sin.
      Not prayer.
      Not even bible studying.
      Or walking by the spirit.
      Etc
      Wanna know why?
      Because all of those Are hard to do and we need Gods help to do them. And as you have heard works do not save us.
      Only believing in Jesus Christ can.
      Not of yourselves.
      And no work, NONE can save you
      Except. by believing in Christ.
      He will not force you neither will i
      God loves us so much knowing well that there His children would teach His word the wrong way
      Glory to God He died for all our sins and completed the infinitely difficult
      To infinitely easy
      Simply believe and that's proof that your saved and proof your going to Heaven
      But that does not mean i condone sin.
      Or preach a message that condones you to sin.
      Or in other words give/show you that you have a licence to sin
      -------------
      Romans 6:23 KJV
      -------------
      6. [23] For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
      -------------
      -------------
      Romans 6:1-2 KJV
      -------------
      1 What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? 2 God forbid*. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein*?
      -------------
      We should pray, we should resist the lusts of the flesh, we should obey God, we should do bible study to be aware of FALSE TEACHERS..etc
      But not as a way to be saved or to get salvation again you have clearly seen works have nothing to do with salvation. But that does not mean we should not do the good things
      -------------
      Romans 4:4-5
      -------------
      4 Now to him that worketh is the reward not reckoned of grace, but of debt.
      5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
      -------------
      That settles it.
      Believing in Christ is the ONLY way to get salvation and to get to heaven biblically and legitimately.
      But that does not mean we who are now saved and are now in Christ should sin more
      Or think that we have a licence to sin or have permission to do so.
      We should do the things God Has told us. But not as a means of being saved.
      Or to get salvation, or earn a place in heaven by our works

  • @marieltecson668
    @marieltecson668 15 годин тому

    not jesus in the end

  • @tomcat_gaming1903
    @tomcat_gaming1903 19 годин тому

    Imagine making a series about jesus christ getting overthrown, shame on the Mandela catalouge fan ckmmunity!