you can't get or keep a girl because you don't do these few these things

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  • @Isaac.sk.98
    @Isaac.sk.98 Рік тому +26

    Wow, my girl actually sent me this... i never thought it would make this sense ✨️❤️

  • @chiwelechibwe550
    @chiwelechibwe550 Рік тому +64

    Honestly speaking from a male perspective,we really needed this ngl.😭😂
    Thank youu, i got my pen and paper and ready to make someone's daughter happy. 😂

  • @fracksonzulu2
    @fracksonzulu2 Рік тому +54

    "Pray to God, Sing some Jireh" 😂😂😂

    • @natasha3738
      @natasha3738 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭.. she took me out on that one🤣🤣

    • @Debbysworld_
      @Debbysworld_ Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mwakachinguwo393
    @mwakachinguwo393 Рік тому +17

    “Pick from where you can maintain “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nandietembo
    @nandietembo Рік тому +6

    "She's a runner she's a trackstar" 😂😂😂😂Lombe

  • @sarahchikonkolo5006
    @sarahchikonkolo5006 Рік тому +8

    "Pick a fish that you can sustain. Olo a shrimp" no cap😂😂

  • @mukukanakazwe5501
    @mukukanakazwe5501 Рік тому +12

    In Lombe we trust 😂🤲she can tell a joke but she'll never tell you a lie 😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @ChipoTafela-rc5tg
    @ChipoTafela-rc5tg Рік тому +6

    Not me hearing "This video is for the boys" but staying and taking notes 😂😂

  • @ninamugabe
    @ninamugabe Рік тому +10

    Dear men: if a girl rejects you, please just leave her to be at peace instead of catcalling her and dissing her… just take it with a pinch of salt… and don’t be aggressive

  • @taongamwalusaka03
    @taongamwalusaka03 Рік тому +4

    Volume on the self control part😭😭🔊

  • @mimiwebanda5208
    @mimiwebanda5208 Рік тому +2

    One thing about lombe ❤she will be lombe 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brandykaisala3466
    @brandykaisala3466 Рік тому +9

    Not me watching this in the library and laughing and smiling but I have a test in 30 minutes 💀💀😂
    The consistency part🔥

  • @Mulenga_Pamba_02
    @Mulenga_Pamba_02 Рік тому +2

    "Olo a shrimp if you want, it's fine."
    Ahh, these illustrations are killing me😭😭🤣🤣

    • @salemkalonda4502
      @salemkalonda4502 Рік тому +1

      Even a kapenta is ok 😂😭 don’t stress catching a whale 🐋

  • @malamamwape6429
    @malamamwape6429 Рік тому +1

    Pray to God sing some Jireh😭😭😭😭....the men really needed this

  • @zoechomba3224
    @zoechomba3224 Рік тому +2

    "For your case ohhh"😭🤣🤣

  • @mwakachinguwo393
    @mwakachinguwo393 Рік тому +2

    Again “sing some Jireh” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mutalekataso
    @Mutalekataso Рік тому +7

    Lombe for president just😂😂

  • @esthernamonje
    @esthernamonje Рік тому +14

    I even feel like the video was short.Girl, you are incredible.More videos of this kind Lombe please 😢❤

  • @chilombonakazwe1753
    @chilombonakazwe1753 Рік тому

    “The sharks they are beautiful “🤣🤣

  • @kolahchisanga-mv4ef
    @kolahchisanga-mv4ef Рік тому +1

    I always told this guy that it takes a minute to inform someone that you’ll be busy, but it didn’t register very well 🤣

  • @mwakachinguwo393
    @mwakachinguwo393 Рік тому +2

    8:54 a man of self control 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @mwakachinguwo393
    @mwakachinguwo393 Рік тому +7

    “From the same cotton”😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Humble appeal, also do a video on how you edit your videos 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😭🥹

  • @ndinawechirwa918
    @ndinawechirwa918 Рік тому

    "why are you buying a Mercedes Benz?" 🤣😭

  • @kalwizipalata1671
    @kalwizipalata1671 Рік тому +14

    This was madd useful, especially me who's just now starting to get into the dating scene . Chez chez ba sister ❤🇿🇲

  • @penjichirwa7352
    @penjichirwa7352 Рік тому +3

    Really almost screen recorded the whole video.🤣❤️

  • @kaumbukambaila948
    @kaumbukambaila948 Рік тому +15

    Okay I honestly love your sense of humour, character and personality ❤😊❤❤❤

  • @chisalamakonde6876
    @chisalamakonde6876 Рік тому +1

    "Pray to God, sing some Jireh"
    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm still crying and rolling.
    Okay but I swear if girls dated themselves ahhhhhhhhhhhh we would be the happiest ehhh😂😂😂

  • @kutashachilambwe7030
    @kutashachilambwe7030 Рік тому +3

    “Pick a shrimp”😂😂 this is soo true, Facts. They really needed to know this mwe💕

  • @duobroz2438
    @duobroz2438 Рік тому +3

    C.C.A😭 Consistency, Communication and Accountability ❤love this video lombe‼️

  • @sibongilejoymshanga1994
    @sibongilejoymshanga1994 Рік тому

    Let's be dangerous together 🤣🤣😭

  • @ChipoTafela-rc5tg
    @ChipoTafela-rc5tg Рік тому +7

    Lombe the life coach 🥺🙌❤

  • @salemkalonda4502
    @salemkalonda4502 Рік тому

    Sorrows sorrows prayers 😂

  • @didianakalobwe5524
    @didianakalobwe5524 Рік тому +1

    2mins in i am screaming yessss!!!!! they dont want to understand us!

  • @dalitsobanda7161
    @dalitsobanda7161 Рік тому

    "Natasha is always the go to" eish the realization 😔🤣

  • @margaretchinyanta_18
    @margaretchinyanta_18 Рік тому +3

    No cause she's right. Get what you can maintain😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

  • @kaumbukambaila948
    @kaumbukambaila948 Рік тому +6

    Lombe you said the damn thing...... i definitely hope these boys are watching this.......!!!!
    Very much needed !!!❤❤❤

  • @chilesheeeeeeee
    @chilesheeeeeeee Рік тому

    “you need this extra information“😭😭😭

  • @ayiozubide6264
    @ayiozubide6264 Рік тому

    "Guys who don't like us, we like them"😭
    Fr though 😂😂

  • @BambeIlunga
    @BambeIlunga Рік тому +5

    Mathematics and physics is complicated😂😂 Lombe 😂😂

    • @lombeposa13
      @lombeposa13  Рік тому +1

      😭no! We’re just lazy

    • @BambeIlunga
      @BambeIlunga Рік тому +1

      Yeah that's true 😂😂 you the best

  • @persui
    @persui Рік тому +2

    Kokolapooooo consistency 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @lyricalkas6852
    @lyricalkas6852 Рік тому

    Fish and fish tanks😅,am listening baby girl

  • @annanandimankhambo738
    @annanandimankhambo738 Рік тому

    Louder on the friendship part😭

  • @real3stnxqqa420
    @real3stnxqqa420 Рік тому

    "Natasha" 😂😂
    But otherwise this is the realest I've seen and heard
    Encouraging 📌

  • @nicholassiulapwa6814
    @nicholassiulapwa6814 Рік тому +1

    I was waiting for my anxieties killing videos❤❤❤❤❤

  • @thokozanibwalya
    @thokozanibwalya Рік тому +1

    You just don't know how you make my day😂😂

  • @KeziahChibamba
    @KeziahChibamba Рік тому

    Ah in Lombe we trust 😂😂❤❤ pray to God sing some jireh😂😂

  • @margaretkongwa
    @margaretkongwa Рік тому +1

    Everything everything everything about this video is giving❤️‍🔥📌

  • @veramwalukanuna872
    @veramwalukanuna872 Рік тому +3

    If only all the guys could watch this and learn something 😄👌

  • @anneclare4948
    @anneclare4948 Рік тому

    "Some baddies, their little things is a Benz" got me rolling😂😂😂

  • @ckmak553
    @ckmak553 Рік тому +2

    this video feels like the😌 old ones missed this energy laughing so hard

  • @KasamwaTV
    @KasamwaTV Рік тому

    Our favorite UA-camr ❤❤

  • @malolekatonkola4903
    @malolekatonkola4903 Рік тому +3

    Thank you so much ,whoever said ignorance is bliss was spitting cal 😭🙏😂 that ks so much lombe we need more episodes for the boys

  • @lizziemichelle23
    @lizziemichelle23 Рік тому +1

    And your Auntyyyyy!😂🤭
    I enjoyed This Video Lombe❤️.

  • @Joyfarai
    @Joyfarai Рік тому

    “Even a shrimp is okay”🤣😭

  • @marvinsimukonda8049
    @marvinsimukonda8049 Рік тому

    Ah God😭😂😂
    The edits💀🔥

  • @chisangamwemena
    @chisangamwemena Рік тому

    Some gents needed this fr.👍🏾🤣

  • @_.chimwemwe.chimz.Nyirenda
    @_.chimwemwe.chimz.Nyirenda Рік тому +7

    I'm so in love with this channel 🤍
    I love you Lombe. Continue shining like always ❤️

  • @chungunsakashalo4895
    @chungunsakashalo4895 Рік тому +4

    Lombe you’re an incredible UA-camr ❤
    Honestly your content is top notch ❤

  • @ritachimfwembe1096
    @ritachimfwembe1096 Рік тому

    It's how you keep encouraging them to sing some Jireh.😂

  • @lyricalkas6852
    @lyricalkas6852 Рік тому

    Intentions guys intentions 💀let it be known unto thee that am just a professional sneaky link 😭😭

  • @elizabethmumba4756
    @elizabethmumba4756 Рік тому +5

    Pick a girl you can handle but please leave our little sisters alone 😭😭😭 and also don't ask her female friends please know her or else they'll come after you otherwise love the video!❤

    • @lombeposa13
      @lombeposa13  Рік тому +2

      😭if they’re snakes ka? They’ll steal him

  • @elizabethmumba4756
    @elizabethmumba4756 Рік тому +1

    Quoting Steve Harvey " if he doesn't do what he said he'll do why are we still talking to him?"
    Men will do anything for someone they like remember that.

  • @njivwasinyinza3646
    @njivwasinyinza3646 Рік тому

    Showing interest in my interest ehh...the little things matters, thanks for sharing. 🎧💃🕺

  • @mwakachinguwo393
    @mwakachinguwo393 Рік тому +1

    “Like a magnet” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chilesheeeeeeee
    @chilesheeeeeeee Рік тому

    your auntyyyy!!!!😭❤️

  • @atp3432
    @atp3432 Рік тому

    your head😭😭😭😭😭

  • @mwakakaulule2752
    @mwakakaulule2752 Рік тому +3

    Love your videos. Today's my birthday 😂🎉 so thanks for the gift of a video

  • @miriamana7648
    @miriamana7648 Рік тому

    Just love the way you talk gal 🥰

  • @mary241
    @mary241 Рік тому +4

    I hope all the boys in zambia watch this coz our own na messup😂

  • @fw.licious
    @fw.licious Рік тому +1

    On my way to share this video with the guys in my contact😂😂😂 they should know😂😭❤️

  • @Tembawantu
    @Tembawantu Рік тому

    Damn, wow. You just got a new subscriber 🧸

  • @mapeshokaumba4638
    @mapeshokaumba4638 Рік тому

    I missed this one ❤❤❤❤❤😂😂

  • @danielmwila4749
    @danielmwila4749 Рік тому

    lombe making the female version of think like a man😁

  • @mwiingashanengeta4865
    @mwiingashanengeta4865 Рік тому

    Mmm but kapenta they laugh 😅😂 but also me timetime 👀 i can laugh 😂🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾

  • @OluchiLily
    @OluchiLily Рік тому +1

    Lombe you’re such Queen girl love you😂🤍

  • @Chitimain
    @Chitimain Рік тому

    Its the execution for me 😂🤌🏽

  • @rebeccamwansa4411
    @rebeccamwansa4411 Рік тому

    But Lombe..😂😂😂 Awe you're too funny...👏👏

  • @CurlieChristy
    @CurlieChristy Рік тому +9

    Lombe, please do a version for the girls🥺

  • @brianmoonga9920
    @brianmoonga9920 Рік тому

    Menstrual cycle is the key to get and keep any girl 💯

  • @fw.licious
    @fw.licious Рік тому

    No I looooovvvvveee this girl😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️

  • @fionazimba9695
    @fionazimba9695 Рік тому

    ati 'sorrows sorrows"😂😂👽

  • @evelynlyainga3187
    @evelynlyainga3187 Рік тому

    I was going to was! 😂😭
    Dead

  • @TARU_70
    @TARU_70 Рік тому

    Love your laughter 😃☺ it's funny and abit skittish drives me nuts 😌

  • @Melissa_Tee
    @Melissa_Tee Рік тому +1

    The same fabric 😅😅

  • @BumbleBee3
    @BumbleBee3 Рік тому

    “Pick a fish that can fit in your fish tank.” 😂😭👍🏿

  • @lilimuyunda5030
    @lilimuyunda5030 Рік тому

    Lombe, I know I'm so late, but please let us know where you did the tooth gems. 😭😭😭😭

  • @emmaxsiwale1340
    @emmaxsiwale1340 Рік тому

    "Or a shrimp" 😂😂😂 dead ☠

  • @Tenz100
    @Tenz100 Рік тому

    As a gent who's going for a meddie for the first time this might have saved me from a few mistakes 😭

  • @chungumakukula4022
    @chungumakukula4022 Рік тому

    Facts😂🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @sarahchikonkolo5006
    @sarahchikonkolo5006 Рік тому +1

    Elo when apologising you should be saying " I'm sorry" at least not ati "am sorry"😭😂😂

  • @tandakuchahara121
    @tandakuchahara121 Рік тому

    Please talk about them getting to comfortable they forget were the started from but otherwise you nailed it ❤❤❤

  • @Bawiso.
    @Bawiso. Рік тому

    iye sorrows, sorrows, prayers

  • @DeborahChibunde-ci9qz
    @DeborahChibunde-ci9qz Рік тому +1

    "the sharks they are beautiful"😭

  • @annanandimankhambo738
    @annanandimankhambo738 Рік тому

    This video is top tier 😂😂

  • @chumaayy
    @chumaayy Рік тому

    Could we please have an updated wash day routine?

  • @underscore_tech1558
    @underscore_tech1558 Рік тому +2

    Okay 🫡 the boys approve

  • @michie24
    @michie24 Рік тому +2

    Taking notes to make sure I'm being pursued properly 😑

  • @luyandochilobya8774
    @luyandochilobya8774 Рік тому

    Yoooo this makes a lot of sense

  • @elizabethmumba4756
    @elizabethmumba4756 Рік тому

    The Esther episode 😭😭😭

  • @chiyamafrank3546
    @chiyamafrank3546 Рік тому

    Ati fighting so 😂😂😂