Behind The Dumb Episode 1

It's my first episode... so cut me some slack. A few technical problems (what's with the double moment at the very end?!), some bad audio, and a distinct shortage of random weirdness. Don't worry though, I cut out quite a bit of random weirdness that will be popped into episode 2. I'm most disappointed I wasn't able to include the cliffhanger ending, so here's the cliffhanger: stay tuned until next week to find out what the cliffhanger was! It's a meta-cliffhanger!
So I'm learning how this is done, and I'll see you next week with a theoretically superior episode! Please leave comments to help me out.