Lyrics for this: [Verse 1] 3:30, in the afternoon I should be doing my homework, inside my own room But, bad luck, got me messed up I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck, guess I’m a goner now See I was walking, Snot was talking, I remembered something I forgot to grab my wallet because I was rushing Then he said, "I'm finna go my grandma's house" I shrugged and I turned around Back to the school but then who did I found? (Murtz!) Oh no, this not who I want to see Was runnin' 'til I saw an opening And now the whole soccer team's bound to freak! (yee!) She's approaching the locker, they're done practicing soccer She's opening the locker, wish there was some way to block her [Verse 2] So these, girls pull me out of the locker Talkin' 'bout, "What the hell you doing up in here?" I'm like, "Hold up (beep) You need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear? She’s like, "Woah, who you calling a (beep)?" I'm like, "You", she like, "Who?" I’m like, "You (beep), wait, hold up Let me explain all the shit I've been going through Now let's start over, my name’s Steve, it’s nice to meet you ladies" "Cut that bullcrap Steve, we know that you've been acting shady So listen close, cause this what we are gonna do When someone is creeping, we call in Jewel", not Jewel! "Yes Jewel" Oh no, Jewel looks like a grown ass man Fourteen years old, at least 250 pounds She’s coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish The roof caved in, on top of her, oh my God, it’s Lewis! Verse 3] 3:47, in Principal Lewis's room This fool is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon He was talking 'bout, "Budget cuts, no pest control for months I wasn’t perving or looking at butts I was in the A.C. hunting for rats, I swear to God" Man, that's your business, not my business, I don't need no update "I got a new woman so we need to get our stories straight" We? What the (beep) you talking 'bout, man? There’s no we "Steve, if my new woman hear about this, she gon' leave (choo!) Wait, what the heck was that? Sounded like a rat" Then he pulled out a Jericho nine millimeter, started busting And just when I thought it couldn't get more scary When he opened the door, the rat turned out to be secretary Mary [Verse 4] So I’m, speeding down the street Reaching for my phone about to have a fit I’m calling the one dude who can help me out of this mess (bring) Come on Snot, I need you (bring) To pick up the damn phone right now (bring) And the next part's so jacked up that it hurts! (bring) The dude that picked up wasn’t Snot, it was Murtz! Hello? [Verse 5] I'm tripping, what the heck is going on? Maybe I called the wrong number, and got the wrong phone But, the doors are open, smells like potpourri I walk in and what do I see? Snot and Murtz playing Risk! I'm betrayed, my favorite game, you're playing with this bully? What, now y'all close? Wait, you're drinking milk and cookies?! Snot was like, "Listen", no no, no no no "I can explain", well then, go ahead and explain yourself Then Murtz jumped up, said, "I'll explain so that you two will cool it See his dad died and my dad died and Risk is therapeutic" I was like, "Amen", Snot was like, "Amen to that, I love Risk" "I love Risk too", damn, you all bonded over Risk? That's beautif- Principal Lewis kicked in the door Waving a .44, talking 'bout "Don’t speak, don’t move no more" But Snot's mom came in and said, "Lewis baby, put down that gun and uncock it" And that’s when we noticed, they was wearing, the very same locket [Verse 6] Now we all on the floor feelin clueless It’s hard to believe that Snot's mom was banging Lewis Then Lewis says, "It’s been a hell of a day I’m glad this whole thing is out, wait, why you wearing a negligee? How you even know that you was fittin to see me? And whose clothes are those thrown over the TV?" And Snot’s mom was like, But-but-but-but-but-but", stuttering all over the place And Lewis said, "Girl unless you got Parkinson’s, start talking straight" "Baby is everything okay?" "Wait, hold up, I know this ain’t the dude that’s the reason for the cabaret lingerie" Then Lewis starts waving his gun around and busting shots off in the closet Then Greg fell out, cried, "Avery, how could you be so dishonest?" Snot’s, mom, screamed, now Greg’s pager's flashing blue He says, "My bae's got a clue", next thing his man is in the room Seven minutes later, twelve adults with they guns out Talking about you (beep) her and I (beep) him while they all scream and shout Then, Principal Lewis started laughing Just sitting there, giggling to himself, just laughing He said, "Well now that we've all made the connection I hope everybody was using protection" And they all started laughing because of course nobody had Snot’s mom, Greg and Stelio and this new couple Gina and Chad They was all just laughing, just giggling and laughing And we snuck out while they was laughing
I listen to this like once every 3 months, I know all the lyrics and when this randomly comes to my mind I listen to it and it makes me happy lol someone else?
best line is " he said well now we have all made the connection, i hope we was all using protection, then they all started laughing cause of course no one had" lmao
Cut that bull crap, Steve. We know that you've been acting shady. So listen close. 'Cause this is what we are gonna do When somebody creepin' we callin' Jewel.
No, he just shot her a bunch of times. If you watch the actual episode she shows up later when they are in that standoff in Snot's house under a table all bandaged up.
Three-thirty, in the afternoon I should be doing my homework inside my own room But, bad luck, got me all messed up I'm in the locker room, now I'm stuck Guess I'm a goner now See, I was walkin', Snot was talkin', I remembered something I'd forgotten to grab my wallet, because I was rushin' Then he said "I'd better go to my grandma's house" I shrugged and I turned around Back to the school, but who did I found? Background voice: Mertz Oh, no. This is not who I want to see, was running 'til I saw an opening And now the whole soccer team's bound to freak She's approaching the locker, they're done practicing soccer She's opening the locker, wish there was someone to block her... [interlude] So these girls pull me out of the locker talking about "What the hell you doing up in here?" I was like, Hold up bitch, you need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear? She like, "Woah, who you calling a bitch?" I'm like, "You." She like, "Who?!" I'm like, "You." Wait, hold up, let me explain all the shit I've been going through Now let's start over, my name is Steve, it's nice to meet you ladies "Cut that bullcrap we all know that you've been acting shady "So listen close, 'cause this is what we are gonna do" "When somebody's creeping, we call in Jewel" Not Jewel. "Yes Jewel" Oh no, Jewel looks like a grown-ass man Fourteen years old, at least two hundred and fifty pounds She's coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish The roof caved in. Oh, my God, it's Lewis...Lewis...Lewis... [interlude] Three forty seven, in Principal Lewis' room This school is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon He's talking about budget cuts, no pest control for months "I wasn't perving, or looking at butts" "I was in the AC man, hunting for rats, I swear to God" "Man, that's your business, not my business, I don't need no update" "I got a new woman so we need to get our stories straight" "We? What the fuck you talkin' 'bout man, There's no "we" "Steve, if my woman hear about this she gonna leave" [a sneeze is heard from the closet] "Wait, what the heck was that? Sounded like a rat..." Then he pulled out a Jericho 9 millimeter, started bustin [Lewis fires a series of shots into the closet door] And just when I thought it couldn't get more scary When he opened the door, the rat turned out to be secretary Mary...Mary...Mary... [interlude] [Steve is riding his bike away from school] So I, speeding down the street reaching for my phone, about to have a fit I'm calling the one dude who can help me out of this mess riing..."Come on Snot, I need you to pick up the damn phone right now" And the next part's so jacked up that it hurts The dude that picked up wasn't Snot, it was Mertz Mertz: Hello? [interlude] I'm trippin, what the heck is going on? Maybe I called the wrong number and got the wrong phone But, the doors are open, smells like potpourri I walk in and what do I see, Snot and Mertz playing "Risk" "I'm betrayed, my favorite game you're playing with that bully" "What, now you're close, wait, you're drinking milk and cookies" Snot was like "listen..." "No, no, no, no, no..." "I can explain" "Well, then, go ahead and explain yourself" Then Mertz jumped up, said "I'll explain so that you two will cool it" "See, his dad died, and my dad died, and "Risk" is therapeutic" I was like "Amen." Snot was like "Amen to that." I love "Risk" [Mertz] I love "Risk" too "Damn, you bonded over "Risk," that's beautif..." [Lewis kicks in the door] Principal Lewis kicked in the door, waving a forty-four Talking about "Don't speak, don't move no more But Snot's mom came in and said "Lewis Baby, put down that gun and uncock it" And that's when we noticed they were wearing the very same locket...locket...locket... [interlude] Now we all on the floor feeling clueless It's hard to believe that Snot's mom was banging Lewis [Lewis and Mrs. Lonstein embrace] Then Lewis says "It's been a helluva day" "I'm glad this whole thing is out...wait, why you wearing a negligee?" "How'd you know that you was fittin' to see me?" "And whose clothes are those thrown over the TV?" And Snot's mom was like "but, but, but, but, but..." stuttering all over the place And Lewis says "Girl, unless you got Parkinson's, start talkin' straight" [Bullock enters in a state of undress and speaks] "Baby, is everything ok?" "Wait, holdup, I know this dude ain't the reason for the calvarade lingerie" Then Lewis starts waving his gun around and bustin' shots off into the closet Then Greg fell out, said "Avery, how could you be so dishonest?" Snot's mom screamed Now Greg's pager's flashing blue, he said "My bed's got a clue" Next thing, his man is in the room Seven minutes later, twelve adults with their guns out Talkin' about "You fucked her, and ducked him," screaming while they all shout Then...Principal Lewis started laughing, just sittin' there, giggling to himself, just laughing He said "Well, now that we've all made the connection, I hope everybody was using protection" Then they all started laughing because of course, nobody had Snot's mom, Greg and Stelio and this new couple, Gina and Chad They was all just laughing, just giggling and laughing, and we snuck out while they was laughing... [Francine interrupts Steve's song]
3:30, in the afternoon I should be doing my homework, inside my own room But, bad luck, got me messed up I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck, guess I’m a goner now See I was walking, Snot was talking, I remembered something I forgot to grab my wallet because I was rushing Then he said, "I'm finna go my grandma's house" I shrugged and I turned around Back to the school but then who did I found? (Murtz!) Oh no, this not who I want to see Was runnin' 'til I saw an opening And now the whole soccer team's bound to freak! (yee!) She's approaching the locker, they're done practicing soccer She's opening the locker, wish there was some way to block her So these, girls pull me out of the locker Talkin' 'bout, "What the hell you doing up in here?" I'm like, "Hold up (beep) You need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear? She’s like, "Woah, who you calling a (beep)?" I'm like, "You", she like, "Who?" I’m like, "You (beep), wait, hold up Let me explain all the shit I've been going through Now let's start over, my name’s Steve, it’s nice to meet you ladies" "Cut that bullcrap Steve, we know that you've been acting shady So listen close, cause this what we are gonna do When someone is creeping, we call in Jewel", not Jewel! "Yes Jewel" Oh no, Jewel looks like a grown ass man Fourteen years old, at least 250 pounds She’s coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish The roof caved in, on top of her, oh my God, it’s Lewis! 3:47, in Principal Lewis's room This fool is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon He was talking 'bout, "Budget cuts, no pest control for months I wasn’t perving or looking at butts I was in the A.C. hunting for rats, I swear to God" Man, that's your business, not my business, I don't need no update "I got a new woman so we need to get our stories straight" We? What the (beep) you talking 'bout, man? There’s no we "Steve, if my new woman hear about this, she gon' leave (choo!) Wait, what the heck was that? Sounded like a rat" Then he pulled out a Jericho nine millimeter, started busting And just when I thought it couldn't get more scary When he opened the door, the rat turned out to be secretary Mary So I’m, speeding down the street Reaching for my phone about to have a fit I’m calling the one dude who can help me out of this mess (bring) Come on Snot, I need you (bring) To pick up the damn phone right now (bring) And the next part's so jacked up that it hurts! (bring) The dude that picked up wasn’t Snot, it was Murtz! Hello? I'm tripping, what the heck is going on? Maybe I called the wrong number, and got the wrong phone But, the doors are open, smells like potpourri I walk in and what do I see? Snot and Murtz playing Risk! I'm betrayed, my favorite game, you're playing with this bully? What, now y'all close? Wait, you're drinking milk and cookies?! Snot was like, "Listen", no no, no no no "I can explain", well then, go ahead and explain yourself Then Murtz jumped up, said, "I'll explain so that you two will cool it See his dad died and my dad died and Risk is therapeutic" I was like, "Amen", Snot was like, "Amen to that, I love Risk" "I love Risk too", damn, you all bonded over Risk? That's beautif- Principal Lewis kicked in the door Waving a .44, talking 'bout "Don’t speak, don’t move no more" But Snot's mom came in and said, "Lewis baby, put down that gun and uncock it" And that’s when we noticed, they was wearing, the very same locket Now we all on the floor feelin clueless It’s hard to believe that Snot's mom was banging Lewis Then Lewis says, "It’s been a hell of a day I’m glad this whole thing is out, wait, why you wearing a negligee? How you even know that you was fittin to see me? And whose clothes are those thrown over the TV?" And Snot’s mom was like, But-but-but-but-but-but", stuttering all over the place And Lewis said, "Girl unless you got Parkinson’s, start talking straight" "Baby is everything okay?" "Wait, hold up, I know this ain’t the dude that’s the reason for the cabaret lingerie" Then Lewis starts waving his gun around and busting shots off in the closet Then Greg fell out, cried, "Avery, how could you be so dishonest?" Snot’s, mom, screamed, now Greg’s pager's flashing blue He says, "My bae's got a clue", next thing his man is in the room Seven minutes later, twelve adults with they guns out Talking about you (beep) her and I (beep) him while they all scream and shout Then, Principal Lewis started laughing Just sitting there, giggling to himself, just laughing He said, "Well now that we've all made the connection I hope everybody was using protection" And they all started laughing because of course nobody had Snot’s mom, Greg and Stelio and this new couple Gina and Chad They was all just laughing, just giggling and laughing And we snuck out while they was laughing
This joint has so many gems lol **Finna go to my grandmas house!!!** lol **Shrugged and I turned around, back to the school but then who did I found** 🤣🤣🤣 And the Falsetto note on COOKIEEEEEEEEEES
If American dad makes a Steve album I would buy it. OCT 25th 2024!! album drops!!! 7 years in the making!
Retlosh i heard it whas supose to drop last year...
Same here for me
Same
so would I
Too
"Finna go to my grandma's house" will never cease to amuse me
That's what it says? I thought he said "finnacle" and couldn't understand what the heck it's supposed to mean^^
That's some real R. Kelly shit.
@@ThaloniusPFunk Southern
it sounded like a rat part goes hard too
Idiots
“Girl unless you got Parkinson’s start talking straight!” 🤣 that line got me rolling Steve knows how to tell a story I swear
He caught my attention when he said "principle Lewis came through the dooor. Waving a 44". 😂😂😂
He was waving a 9mm earlier 😂. Steve knows about guns from Stan. Name the gun part.
Lol I noticed that to he educated with guns lol and he did great for a remix he killed it
Talking about don't speak don't move nomore
"He pulled out a Jericho 9 millimeter started bustin."
That was like the end, bro 😂😂😂
“Oh no, Jule looks like a grown ass man.” I hollered at that 💀
14 years old at least 250 pounds
1:35
Steve is a fucking awesome singer. perfect 90's boy band vocals
revivedfears he sang a 2000's r-kelly song tho... also, there already whas an episode where he and his friends form a boy band...
Okay, nice insights. Top comment
revivedfears tnx
revivedfears
Scott Grimes
@@revivedfears no piss off
Steve has more soul than most R&B singers
That's funny because this was inspired in an R. Kelly comedy skit
@@makengo-h everyone knows
I enjoy Steve's songs so much :D
Who doesn't?
@@TheBelen014 i agree
The guy that makes his voice is a very talented artist, Scot grimes has a great voice, listening his album “Drive” his pure happiness
Daddy’s gone better
Sucks so much Netflix removed all of American dad. This is by far the best episode of the show.
It's on Hulu
That's why Hulu is better especially after the Marvel series got cancelled. Netflix ain't got nothing now
Hey, go to watchcartoon.io to watch it free.
Hulu
Hulu has American Dad now.
"This is where things start to get foolish" always takes me out.
"Avery how could you be so dishonest" flashes through my head everyday.
Steve’s “HO NO” about Murtz and Jule get me every time 😂😂😂😂😂
HO NO! Jewel looks like a grown-ass man!
“So now y’all close now”
WAIt YOUr DRINKINg MILK AND COokIES 😂
Since I can’t listen to R Kelly this will do
Lmao 🤣
This the one right here
And the drive thru by Weird Al
I love Steve. He can sing! They need to have him being a singer of the whole show. This is one of his best songs next to Daddy's Gone.
Tonya Threadgill Scott Grimes is a real singer
What about boy 12 because he is the reason why that song was catchy.
Boyz 12, the Krampus duet, is she not enough for you dad
It’s Scott Grimes! Dude gots pipes lol
milk and cookies had me dying
I know right, when American Dad makes a song that shit's always lit.
My favorite part !
Lewis having two different pieces in this story has me Laughing so hard😂😂😂
"then Greg fell out and cried Avery how could you be so dishonest" lmfaoo funniest line ever
Steve goes hard on all his songs lmao
Lyrics for this:
[Verse 1]
3:30, in the afternoon
I should be doing my homework, inside my own room
But, bad luck, got me messed up
I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck, guess I’m a goner now
See I was walking, Snot was talking, I remembered something
I forgot to grab my wallet because I was rushing
Then he said, "I'm finna go my grandma's house"
I shrugged and I turned around
Back to the school but then who did I found? (Murtz!)
Oh no, this not who I want to see
Was runnin' 'til I saw an opening
And now the whole soccer team's bound to freak! (yee!)
She's approaching the locker, they're done practicing soccer
She's opening the locker, wish there was some way to block her
[Verse 2]
So these, girls pull me out of the locker
Talkin' 'bout, "What the hell you doing up in here?"
I'm like, "Hold up (beep)
You need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear?
She’s like, "Woah, who you calling a (beep)?"
I'm like, "You", she like, "Who?"
I’m like, "You (beep), wait, hold up
Let me explain all the shit I've been going through
Now let's start over, my name’s Steve, it’s nice to meet you ladies"
"Cut that bullcrap Steve, we know that you've been acting shady
So listen close, cause this what we are gonna do
When someone is creeping, we call in Jewel", not Jewel! "Yes Jewel"
Oh no, Jewel looks like a grown ass man
Fourteen years old, at least 250 pounds
She’s coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish
The roof caved in, on top of her, oh my God, it’s Lewis!
Verse 3]
3:47, in Principal Lewis's room
This fool is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon
He was talking 'bout, "Budget cuts, no pest control for months
I wasn’t perving or looking at butts
I was in the A.C. hunting for rats, I swear to God"
Man, that's your business, not my business, I don't need no update
"I got a new woman so we need to get our stories straight"
We? What the (beep) you talking 'bout, man? There’s no we
"Steve, if my new woman hear about this, she gon' leave (choo!)
Wait, what the heck was that? Sounded like a rat"
Then he pulled out a Jericho nine millimeter, started busting
And just when I thought it couldn't get more scary
When he opened the door, the rat turned out to be secretary Mary
[Verse 4]
So I’m, speeding down the street
Reaching for my phone about to have a fit
I’m calling the one dude who can help me out of this mess (bring)
Come on Snot, I need you (bring)
To pick up the damn phone right now (bring)
And the next part's so jacked up that it hurts! (bring)
The dude that picked up wasn’t Snot, it was Murtz!
Hello?
[Verse 5]
I'm tripping, what the heck is going on?
Maybe I called the wrong number, and got the wrong phone
But, the doors are open, smells like potpourri
I walk in and what do I see? Snot and Murtz playing Risk!
I'm betrayed, my favorite game, you're playing with this bully?
What, now y'all close? Wait, you're drinking milk and cookies?!
Snot was like, "Listen", no no, no no no
"I can explain", well then, go ahead and explain yourself
Then Murtz jumped up, said, "I'll explain so that you two will cool it
See his dad died and my dad died and Risk is therapeutic"
I was like, "Amen", Snot was like, "Amen to that, I love Risk"
"I love Risk too", damn, you all bonded over Risk? That's beautif-
Principal Lewis kicked in the door
Waving a .44, talking 'bout "Don’t speak, don’t move no more"
But Snot's mom came in and said, "Lewis baby, put down that gun and uncock it"
And that’s when we noticed, they was wearing, the very same locket
[Verse 6]
Now we all on the floor feelin clueless
It’s hard to believe that Snot's mom was banging Lewis
Then Lewis says, "It’s been a hell of a day
I’m glad this whole thing is out, wait, why you wearing a negligee?
How you even know that you was fittin to see me?
And whose clothes are those thrown over the TV?"
And Snot’s mom was like, But-but-but-but-but-but", stuttering all over the place
And Lewis said, "Girl unless you got Parkinson’s, start talking straight"
"Baby is everything okay?"
"Wait, hold up, I know this ain’t the dude that’s the reason for the cabaret lingerie"
Then Lewis starts waving his gun around and busting shots off in the closet
Then Greg fell out, cried, "Avery, how could you be so dishonest?"
Snot’s, mom, screamed, now Greg’s pager's flashing blue
He says, "My bae's got a clue", next thing his man is in the room
Seven minutes later, twelve adults with they guns out
Talking about you (beep) her and I (beep) him while they all scream and shout
Then, Principal Lewis started laughing
Just sitting there, giggling to himself, just laughing
He said, "Well now that we've all made the connection
I hope everybody was using protection"
And they all started laughing because of course nobody had
Snot’s mom, Greg and Stelio and this new couple Gina and Chad
They was all just laughing, just giggling and laughing
And we snuck out while they was laughing
Wait, Your drinking milk and cookkieeeeeessss!!!!!
Every time he says OH NO!
I listen to this like once every 3 months, I know all the lyrics and when this randomly comes to my mind I listen to it and it makes me happy lol someone else?
Same here
Back now for my own rounds , love all of Steve’s songs. Wish Scott would drop some songs but he’s happy so I guess we won’t get it
best line is " he said well now we have all made the connection, i hope we was all using protection, then they all started laughing cause of course no one had" lmao
"Oh no, June looks like a grown ass man" 😂😂 kills me everytime
Time to go and rewatch all of trapped in the closet. It's been a while.
I did the same!!!
they were all laughing, just giggling and laughing
Is it still on UA-cam
Am I the only one who actually sings the whole song and listen to it like an actual song?😭😭
No I do, I think it American Dads best musical.
The songs Steve sings are sung/listened to by me and by friends on job sites, and were 30 something year old electricians.
same here!
📞 B'ring... B'ring... 📞
Is anybody else still listening to this masterpiece
Man I listen to this any and everytime it comes to mind,which is quite often!
This low key some of the smoothest rnb I've ever heard from a cartoon
Now let's start over!
My name's Steve!
It's nice to meetchu' ladies!
Favorite part 🎼🎶👌🎼🎶
Cut that bull crap, Steve.
We know that you've been acting shady.
So listen close.
'Cause this is what we are gonna do
When somebody creepin' we callin' Jewel.
Not Jewel!
Yes Jewel!
Oh no!
Jewel looks like a grown ass man, 14 years old at least 250 pounds
@@whater7788 not jewel
@@UnexplainableIdiot yes jule
Ho no! Jule looks like a grown ass man!
14 years old at least two hundred and fifty pounds!
@@UnexplainableIdiotYes, Jewel
This slays my soul every time I hear it
This sounds like a cross between Michael Jackson's Stranger in Moscow and R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet.
It does
R KELLY TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET WHAT A CLASSIC
Those bullock and Greg impressions though 😂
All Steve puts out is bangers 5:25 gets me every time
Why doesn’t Scott sing R&B for his real albums? 😭
*Steve
he sings country.
I swear I'm about to just buy all his legit music because he's sooo freaking talent
I expect hearing this on national radio since the lyrics are way more clever et well written than every recent shits from any country
"I was in the AC man hunting for rats, I swear to God" 😂😂😂
I love Steve twist in this crazy damn song
i would have been cthu...they would do so many takes
4:10 I love this breakdown and I don’t know how it sounded so hard
Back up a bit, Lewis KILLED his secretary?!
Technically...
No, he just shot her a bunch of times. If you watch the actual episode she shows up later when they are in that standoff in Snot's house under a table all bandaged up.
@@Nynzy Its a line from the show.
Line from the show I think haley said
The finals HAYLEY
Snot was like “listen” 😭😂😅
Currently blasting this in my apartment so my roommates can hear Steve's glory😎
hilarious episode and i thought this was catchy had to listen to it again xD
Ikr?
right
Which episode and season is this?
Season 3 ep 17 if im right .. criss cross apple sauce !!!
That milk and cookies part was a nice one
This this right here is another why I love American Dad!
This whole song's hysterical.
Now let's start over. My name's Steve it's nice to meet you ladies. (LMAAAAAAAAAO!)
Does the voice actor for Steve actually sing this?
Yea 😂😂
yup, dude is a singer outside of the show
He doesn't sound like this on his records though. I would LOVE a Steve album.
lol its funny cuz he a country singer
No shit
All the kind of pop boy bands, not even merged, can't defeat Steve's pop flow
i wish this was on streaming platforms, like spotify.
"We what the #\'( you talkin about man, there's no we"
Damn, y’all bonded over some risk..that’s beautiful! 😂
Has to be my favorite "oh no jewel looks like a grown ass man"
They have so much fun with this show...
love this song
A revolutionary masterpiece!
The grow ass man part was so damn funny
“Let’s start over my names Steve it’s nice meet u ladies” 😭 so good
3:42 The way he sung Milk and Cookies is just beautiful T.T
Best song with daddy's gone ^^
"...but all i knew was.... DADDY'S GONE..."
This is the best song Steve did I love the whole episode kept going back to the song
The slide guitar at 0:48 is therapeutic.
Three-thirty, in the afternoon
I should be doing my homework inside my own room
But, bad luck, got me all messed up
I'm in the locker room, now I'm stuck
Guess I'm a goner now
See, I was walkin', Snot was talkin', I remembered something
I'd forgotten to grab my wallet, because I was rushin'
Then he said "I'd better go to my grandma's house"
I shrugged and I turned around
Back to the school, but who did I found?
Background voice: Mertz
Oh, no. This is not who I want to see, was running 'til I saw an opening
And now the whole soccer team's bound to freak
She's approaching the locker, they're done practicing soccer
She's opening the locker, wish there was someone to block her...
[interlude]
So these girls pull me out of the locker talking about "What the hell you doing up in here?"
I was like, Hold up bitch, you need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear?
She like, "Woah, who you calling a bitch?"
I'm like, "You." She like, "Who?!" I'm like, "You."
Wait, hold up, let me explain all the shit I've been going through
Now let's start over, my name is Steve, it's nice to meet you ladies
"Cut that bullcrap we all know that you've been acting shady
"So listen close, 'cause this is what we are gonna do"
"When somebody's creeping, we call in Jewel"
Not Jewel. "Yes Jewel"
Oh no, Jewel looks like a grown-ass man
Fourteen years old, at least two hundred and fifty pounds
She's coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish
The roof caved in. Oh, my God, it's Lewis...Lewis...Lewis...
[interlude]
Three forty seven, in Principal Lewis' room
This school is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon
He's talking about budget cuts, no pest control for months
"I wasn't perving, or looking at butts"
"I was in the AC man, hunting for rats, I swear to God"
"Man, that's your business, not my business, I don't need no update"
"I got a new woman so we need to get our stories straight"
"We? What the fuck you talkin' 'bout man, There's no "we"
"Steve, if my woman hear about this she gonna leave"
[a sneeze is heard from the closet]
"Wait, what the heck was that? Sounded like a rat..."
Then he pulled out a Jericho 9 millimeter, started bustin
[Lewis fires a series of shots into the closet door]
And just when I thought it couldn't get more scary
When he opened the door, the rat turned out to be secretary Mary...Mary...Mary...
[interlude]
[Steve is riding his bike away from school]
So I, speeding down the street reaching for my phone, about to have a fit
I'm calling the one dude who can help me out of this mess
riing..."Come on Snot, I need you to pick up the damn phone right now"
And the next part's so jacked up that it hurts
The dude that picked up wasn't Snot, it was Mertz
Mertz: Hello?
[interlude]
I'm trippin, what the heck is going on?
Maybe I called the wrong number and got the wrong phone
But, the doors are open, smells like potpourri
I walk in and what do I see, Snot and Mertz playing "Risk"
"I'm betrayed, my favorite game you're playing with that bully"
"What, now you're close, wait, you're drinking milk and cookies"
Snot was like "listen..." "No, no, no, no, no..."
"I can explain" "Well, then, go ahead and explain yourself"
Then Mertz jumped up, said "I'll explain so that you two will cool it"
"See, his dad died, and my dad died, and "Risk" is therapeutic"
I was like "Amen." Snot was like "Amen to that."
I love "Risk"
[Mertz] I love "Risk" too
"Damn, you bonded over "Risk," that's beautif..."
[Lewis kicks in the door]
Principal Lewis kicked in the door, waving a forty-four
Talking about "Don't speak, don't move no more
But Snot's mom came in and said "Lewis Baby, put down that gun and uncock it"
And that's when we noticed they were wearing the very same locket...locket...locket...
[interlude]
Now we all on the floor feeling clueless
It's hard to believe that Snot's mom was banging Lewis [Lewis and Mrs. Lonstein embrace]
Then Lewis says "It's been a helluva day"
"I'm glad this whole thing is out...wait, why you wearing a negligee?"
"How'd you know that you was fittin' to see me?"
"And whose clothes are those thrown over the TV?"
And Snot's mom was like "but, but, but, but, but..." stuttering all over the place
And Lewis says "Girl, unless you got Parkinson's, start talkin' straight" [Bullock enters in a state of undress and speaks]
"Baby, is everything ok?"
"Wait, holdup, I know this dude ain't the reason for the calvarade lingerie"
Then Lewis starts waving his gun around and bustin' shots off into the closet
Then Greg fell out, said "Avery, how could you be so dishonest?"
Snot's mom screamed
Now Greg's pager's flashing blue, he said "My bed's got a clue"
Next thing, his man is in the room
Seven minutes later, twelve adults with their guns out
Talkin' about "You fucked her, and ducked him," screaming while they all shout
Then...Principal Lewis started laughing, just sittin' there, giggling to himself, just laughing
He said "Well, now that we've all made the connection, I hope everybody was using protection"
Then they all started laughing because of course, nobody had
Snot's mom, Greg and Stelio and this new couple, Gina and Chad
They was all just laughing, just giggling and laughing, and we snuck out while they was laughing...
[Francine interrupts Steve's song]
This is amazing
Steve I don't know why you're telling me this story or why you decided to sing it, but you father and Roger are playing in the Finals!
Fox f#cked up canceling this show.. Thank you TBS!
You can watch on hulu season 11 episode 17
this made me go rewatch all the trapped in the closet videos and trapped in the drive thru lol
3:30, in the afternoon
I should be doing my homework, inside my own room
But, bad luck, got me messed up
I'm in the locker room and now I'm stuck, guess I’m a goner now
See I was walking, Snot was talking, I remembered something
I forgot to grab my wallet because I was rushing
Then he said, "I'm finna go my grandma's house"
I shrugged and I turned around
Back to the school but then who did I found? (Murtz!)
Oh no, this not who I want to see
Was runnin' 'til I saw an opening
And now the whole soccer team's bound to freak! (yee!)
She's approaching the locker, they're done practicing soccer
She's opening the locker, wish there was some way to block her
So these, girls pull me out of the locker
Talkin' 'bout, "What the hell you doing up in here?"
I'm like, "Hold up (beep)
You need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear?
She’s like, "Woah, who you calling a (beep)?"
I'm like, "You", she like, "Who?"
I’m like, "You (beep), wait, hold up
Let me explain all the shit I've been going through
Now let's start over, my name’s Steve, it’s nice to meet you ladies"
"Cut that bullcrap Steve, we know that you've been acting shady
So listen close, cause this what we are gonna do
When someone is creeping, we call in Jewel", not Jewel! "Yes Jewel"
Oh no, Jewel looks like a grown ass man
Fourteen years old, at least 250 pounds
She’s coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish
The roof caved in, on top of her, oh my God, it’s Lewis!
3:47, in Principal Lewis's room
This fool is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon
He was talking 'bout, "Budget cuts, no pest control for months
I wasn’t perving or looking at butts
I was in the A.C. hunting for rats, I swear to God"
Man, that's your business, not my business, I don't need no update
"I got a new woman so we need to get our stories straight"
We? What the (beep) you talking 'bout, man? There’s no we
"Steve, if my new woman hear about this, she gon' leave (choo!)
Wait, what the heck was that? Sounded like a rat"
Then he pulled out a Jericho nine millimeter, started busting
And just when I thought it couldn't get more scary
When he opened the door, the rat turned out to be secretary Mary
So I’m, speeding down the street
Reaching for my phone about to have a fit
I’m calling the one dude who can help me out of this mess (bring)
Come on Snot, I need you (bring)
To pick up the damn phone right now (bring)
And the next part's so jacked up that it hurts! (bring)
The dude that picked up wasn’t Snot, it was Murtz!
Hello?
I'm tripping, what the heck is going on?
Maybe I called the wrong number, and got the wrong phone
But, the doors are open, smells like potpourri
I walk in and what do I see? Snot and Murtz playing Risk!
I'm betrayed, my favorite game, you're playing with this bully?
What, now y'all close? Wait, you're drinking milk and cookies?!
Snot was like, "Listen", no no, no no no
"I can explain", well then, go ahead and explain yourself
Then Murtz jumped up, said, "I'll explain so that you two will cool it
See his dad died and my dad died and Risk is therapeutic"
I was like, "Amen", Snot was like, "Amen to that, I love Risk"
"I love Risk too", damn, you all bonded over Risk? That's beautif-
Principal Lewis kicked in the door
Waving a .44, talking 'bout "Don’t speak, don’t move no more"
But Snot's mom came in and said, "Lewis baby, put down that gun and uncock it"
And that’s when we noticed, they was wearing, the very same locket
Now we all on the floor feelin clueless
It’s hard to believe that Snot's mom was banging Lewis
Then Lewis says, "It’s been a hell of a day
I’m glad this whole thing is out, wait, why you wearing a negligee?
How you even know that you was fittin to see me?
And whose clothes are those thrown over the TV?"
And Snot’s mom was like, But-but-but-but-but-but", stuttering all over the place
And Lewis said, "Girl unless you got Parkinson’s, start talking straight"
"Baby is everything okay?"
"Wait, hold up, I know this ain’t the dude that’s the reason for the cabaret lingerie"
Then Lewis starts waving his gun around and busting shots off in the closet
Then Greg fell out, cried, "Avery, how could you be so dishonest?"
Snot’s, mom, screamed, now Greg’s pager's flashing blue
He says, "My bae's got a clue", next thing his man is in the room
Seven minutes later, twelve adults with they guns out
Talking about you (beep) her and I (beep) him while they all scream and shout
Then, Principal Lewis started laughing
Just sitting there, giggling to himself, just laughing
He said, "Well now that we've all made the connection
I hope everybody was using protection"
And they all started laughing because of course nobody had
Snot’s mom, Greg and Stelio and this new couple Gina and Chad
They was all just laughing, just giggling and laughing
And we snuck out while they was laughing
On top of everything, the word "bitch" is constantly bleeped out, but "shit" got through. Totally intentional, totally brilliant.
yo Steve be killing it
Steve's songs are bangers
The audio good ash
I love it when Steve sings
Steve was totally and R&B singer in a past life.
I LOVE STEVE SMITH HE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN American Dad
You're drinking milk and COOKIEEEEEEEES
This joint has so many gems lol **Finna go to my grandmas house!!!** lol
**Shrugged and I turned around, back to the school but then who did I found** 🤣🤣🤣 And the Falsetto note on COOKIEEEEEEEEEES
Snots... mum... screamed
Wait, *gasp* "your drinkin milk and cookiiiiiieeeesss" 🤣 my favorite part
This suddenly showed up in my recommendeds and I'm very happy to have been reminded of its existence.
is it me or does this song will get stuck in your head and also he sounds really nice and the background music
It's a parody of an R Kelly song
Y'all don't understand I was dying when I even heard the beat I missed that movie/ song
When Lewis whipped out his gun, I just heard, "I pull out my Beretta" and started cracking up.
Lewis baby put down that gun and uncock it 😂😂😂😂
Damn that boy can sing.
I love this music from American Dad.
I want an official instrumental version of this song.
"How'd you even know that you was fit'na SEEEEEEEE me??!!" 😂😂
Its pronounced finna
@@ShadowNoCap”fitna” 😹💀
Lol
THis is Gold!
thanks brother
this sounds really good lol
Seven mins later 12 adults with they guns out, talking about you beeped her and i beeped him while they all scream and shout
I haven't watched American Dad in years. I never knew about all these songs that the Steve character sings.
2:23 When you're friend says he want to play the Wii at your house
"We what the fuck you talking- bought there's no we" Fucking briliant
The way he does the sound effects and voices is like 90% as funny as R Kelly doing the same thing in the original
When this is more gangsta than the original lol
this one of the best raps that steve did in the american dad show