Agma Schwa's CURSED CONLANG CIRCUS 2 (Part 1 of 3)
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- Опубліковано 21 гру 2023
- 2023 comes to a close with about 26 HOURS of the most disturbing linguistic creations ever crafted by sentient beings. Welcome to the 2023 Cursed Conlang Circus! In order to satisfy UA-cam's video length requirements, this needed to be split into not just two, but THREE separate parts, each one longer than last year's entire Circus. So sit back and enjoy, or suffer.
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Remember: It’s only gibberish until you give it rules; then it’s a conlang.
7:31:51 The best part about Hyperslavic is that as a speaker of a slavic language, I've understood 90% of the bee movie script translation
Also as a native speaker of a Slavic language (and having familiarity with a few others) Hyperslavic is just a combination of the quirks of existing Slavic languages, old orthography and archaic features like dual number. It actually felt almost like a normal language to me, only marginally more difficult than Serbo-Croatian or Russian. It was super cool to see of course
I told my doctor that I made a submission for this a few months ago. Every time I've visited since then they've been asking about results.
The Agma, The Schwa, And the Holy Shit ❤
The Ligma, The Skibidi, And The Fanum Tax
@@yingsteven2246 The what, the Fuck, and the Did u say 0-0
The Balls, The King, And The IM THE KING OF BALLS, HANDLER OF BALLS@@the_ai_language_model
@@the_ai_language_model The the, the ai, and the language model
The I, the Am, and the Ze Spy
Wow, I sure love listening to the Cursed Conlang Circus theme on Spotify, Apple Music, and other Music platforms, along with on some channel called "The Velar Nasal"... oh wait...
WAIT YOU HAVE. APLAYLIST ON APPLE MUSIC HOW AM I JUST FINDING THIS OUT OMGOSH. thank you very much for information. I have found this particular thread of letters forming words forming sentences forming a cohesive thought to be overwhelmingly and completely overjoyous and fill me the indescribable feeling of ecstasy thank you very much sir for this information
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ðɪz ni:d t bɪ æt ðə tɔp
Holy crap, thank you, lmao, it was gonna take me another few days before I’d have time to do this
@@AgmaSchwa no problem, i’m gonna do part 2 today since i’m totally free again :) 👍
Thanks for timestamps. But kumquat wasn't loud at all.
@@AgmaSchwa If you add it to the bottom of the description it'll show up as chapters on the video itself
⚠️ WARNING ‼️ around 2:03:00 is very loud be careful!! there’s a warning screen before that says it’s illegal to speak, it’s the Kumquat Language by Clear Ad 2176, if you have stereo headphones it will only be on the left
I had my headphones on, and that part short-circuited my brain
@@itryen7632 same, I was watching it live >~< (it made me throw up because my brains weird like that lmao)
There is also a (slightly less worse) loud sound at 4:52:14
1:12:20 yes, thanks, as a Russian native, it was just like an American pretending to speak Russian fluently while knowing not a single thing about Russian. ❤
nguh is so cool i wish arizona was real
im so proud of my comedic genius (creator of this thing here) (that's actually the name of the language btw, "this thing")
your cloŋ is the best (and worst at the same time) thing i have ever seen. putting a voiced diacritic on a glottal stop should carry legal penalties
Your cursed clong was my favorite. Imagine a keyboard for this thing, lol!
What I’ve learned about the cursed conlang circus is that the best way to do well is to find a bit and commit to it
Yeah but can you commit hard enough
Massive shout out to Agma Schwa for recording *26 hours* of footage 👏
Can’t wait for next year
was so fun to be part of this :D
As the creator of Moldovanto I can promise everyone that I had a lot of fun making it and seeing the judges react to it. And yes, the 4:20 duration was on purpose (totally)
frotz in the hreal wow
Hey Frotz! 🙌
@@lutrinae_ytrenhänisre was definitely Cursed
she agma on my schwa till I nguh
Thanks for the utmost cursed birthday present, ŋə-father
I'm so honored to have my shitty shitty OwO language reviewed!
And sadly no, it wasn't recorded on the road trip; it was done in my parent's basement after we got back from the trip, without the use of a proper microphone (as you can tell)
If you want to escape the basement please have minecraft chicken in your next video.
1:20:00 I must say as someone who spent the last year away from the conlang comunity, I was genuily wandering why so many rock languages and what's up with all the bee movie's references LMAO!
Part 1/3 O_O
There are definitely some great submissions this year
Me reading this comment as I'm watching the assessment on ^w^...
I thought that the gurgle lang sounded strangely aesthetic. Agma's reaction to Gurgle was my reaction to Santaa, so now he knows how I feel 😈
i can gaurantee that if i had seen either the length of this video or the view counter before clicking this video then i wouldnt have clicked, but now that i have, im here for the long haul
all I want for christmas is this
As the creator of Leverite (49:56). I am so excited to have been involved in all of this. The experience alone of watching someone else (who actually understands lingistics and created bueatiful conlangs I can only dream of) find the same simple, comedic joy in my stupid jokes and deliberate mess of a language really filled my heart. I couldn't stop smiling the entire time. And all these other great submissions!!!!! I hope everyone the very best of luck!
my favourate language was a submision to the first circus so hopefully this one has some good stuff to (norþhymbrisc btw if it was expanded farther then the tiny referance grammer & small vocab i would totaly learn it i luv it so much its so awesome)
Hmm... curious. It just so happens I just finished editing your interview. Gotta do some final checks, though. I *might* not beat you to premiere.... We will see...
Hahaha, that's great. The race against time has begun
Interview?? O_o
@@SheikahMapping Yep, dropping an hour before this video. You can get a little teaser.
Ingterviuhw
I have been hyped for this for months. Thank you for the early Christmas present.
Holy shit. Shouldn't have stumbled into this conlang pothole.
Pothole you say?! Conlgangl idea forming!!!
FYI, you can, SOMETIMES, upload videos longer than what yt supposedly allows, but it's semi-random as to whether or not it actually works.
I tried, hahaha. A couple submissions had copyrighted music that I couldn't mute without messing up their whole presentations, so for the integrity of their videos I just split it into 3. Except for one Nintendo song that I had to mute or else I'd have to face their wrath, lol
Pokelang was pretty interesting, I'm not sure I caught _everything,_ but I could make out some of the major thoughts in the translation. There's real potential there.
i love how the narration of 9:20:44 turned into a discussion on Irish language, the true cursed conlang
As a geology student, it's amazing to see so many lovely and funny ways to combine rocks and conlanging
I'm thinking of making a conlang based on dying in different ways to say sentences
3:31:36 I'd argue that the "tones" from ỹ̀ are more like variable rounding qualities, since those types of frequencies (besides tongue position) are formed by how rounded your lips are... Also the orthography being "nya" is very funny.
I am the creator of the aptly-named "Annoying Language". I apologize that the quality of my video was so low and that the link didn't work properly. And yes, my conlang does take place in the Pokemon universe. I just wanted to give it a bit more "zest". I am so grateful for this opportunity, and I have enjoyed this event. It is truly astounding how many entries were gone through, and I commend Agma and AEternal (sorry I don't have that key on my keyboard) as well as my fellow contributors for the massive amount of effort in creating this experience. Jolly good show!
haii, i really liked your conlang, mainly because i didn't understand what was going on half way through, but also your translation was incredible lol :3
Lord of the Langs: Fellowship of the Lang.
I like how there's a language that's proving Chomsky right by mandatory recursion and a language that's aggressively proving Chomsky wrong by absolutely having no recursion.
The Christmas gift we all needed
For the next Circus, you could have people translate the entirety of "Ozymandias" by Percy Bysshe Shelley, for maximum strangeness
You know it's gonna be fun when you see a disclaimer like that 💀
Edit: As a native Russian speaker, Nightmare Russian sounds pretty cool. Like an average Northeast Caucasian language, such as Tabasaran or Aghul, but cooler. I wouldn't call it a cursed language, it's not even as crazy as Tsez or Avar, but it's sure an aesthetic one. Also, "Hyperslavic" is just normal Slavic stuff, only a little bit more complicated than your average Slavic language.
3:26:20 oh my god it's been like
years since i last cried from laughter
looking forward to a very certain “^w^”
lets goooo its coming
people who are here 4 days before the premiere
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hi
Nguh Bruv
@@the_ai_language_model what the fuck IRL Tino when
@@lutrinae_yt NEVA
Next time there should be a tournament style, multi-round conlang circus with multiple judges. This much cursed content is too much for a single man to handle.
Cursed conlang circus 3 is going to be at least 100 parts long, with each video at least 10 hours long at this rate.
It was pretty good to participate, seeing people laughing at my video it’s pretty good, a real thanksgiving present! ❤️
I know I'm a month late, but it was great being a part of this! Your guesses were great and now I know I need to do a Franken-Greek at some point. I had a smidgeon more to say with the final side, but it was mostly debrief and cutting room floor. Hope to do something for the next one that has nothing to do with chemicals!
Whoever made nemanà deserves the nobel prize, that was awesome
Can't wait for next year
10 fucking hours of pure S quality shit
now I'm terrified again
Nguh
This shalt be
The cairn lang reminds me a lot of Snapdragon Rose from last year, love it❤
horrors beyond human comprehension
I was SO happy for the Decearing Egg reference
Of course NOW I wish I had participated haha
“That’s dumb” - this goes without saying. Literally as unnecessary as the last consonant in a french word.
Lesgoooo
Bruh i love this
i can finally put my suitcase full of rocks to good use
This video has received the werewolf seal of approval
Haha, I love the one where every word has a Pokemon type
Let's gooooooooooooooooooo
Hyperslavic sounds mostly like taking russian roots and processing them with polish grammar.
Holy moley, I caught this
1:24:30 As a rhinelander i feel both flattered and violated
Sylvan was so much fun
cool vid
You know the worst part? After watching the whole circus a neophyte will actually know more about languages than they did before.
Oooh BOYYY
You should edit some of your favorite entries into 15-30m bite-size videos - I really enjoy your content, but I simply don't have the time or dedication to watch all of these through haha
Then watch the submissions they all exist on youtube
@@tuliptuliptuliptuliptulipt6533 I know that, but I enjoy his reaction and comments.
I was *not* ready for "You know, like in VötGil"!
Bangime using different word orders for different tenses is a cursed enough feature in itself
a christmas miracle
Mi kredas, ke l'Cursed Conlang Circus estas bonaĵo por la tuta komunumo konstruitlingva
Italian has eu, though mostly in words coming from Greek. Also, as per usual for Italian non-rising diphthong's, there's relatively free variation between diphthong, vowel+glide, and straight up hiatus
8:47:15 When I mess up an alveolar trill (because I'm such an american), the vowel after become uvular-trill-colored. I didnt think something like that would actually get used in any conlang 😂
I had fun making Lաnγуաγə. Thank you for the opportunity.
(2:58:03)
It was extremely challenging to accept. Well done.
(response to now-deleted comment about my mii avatar)
I made this character way back in 2007 or '08 (one of those two) and I have kept it ever since.
10 hours done, 16 to go
LESGOOOOOOO
Ich habe gelernt von manche verrlukt Dinge
3:45:00 I was dying trying not to laugh out loud at work 😂
Just wondering, are there any “choreographic sign languages” here? (where the “phonemes” or “morphemes” are dance moves) 🕺💃
i fucking love this
…I need a preist
3:41:14
That's a voiceless palatal lateral fricative!
I still wonder this: Why were parts of this censored?
me just waiting for my goofy-ah "consonant only" conlang to appear:
Glad to be featured in this video, kinda terrible video, my bad. Hope you enjoyed it.
the discord notification sounds are getting me lol
These conlangs really make me say /ŋə/ repeatedly.
NOOOOO
🎉
Holy fuck part 1 is 10 hours long
Wooooooooooooo
Coincidentally, the word for 'rock', 'stone' in my conland sounds close to /Agma/ - [akmóɪ̯]. Hmm...
In the Kumquat language interrogative pronouns are treated as persons, thus their inclusion in the table.
Sorry yalle, but "abeille" has, depending on dialect, not 3 silent letters but 0/0,5/1. The double L isn't silent, it's part of a trigraph with the i
It represents [ij], reduced to [j] if preceded by a voeel