That Martini Henry rifle kinda reminds me of a story that happened a few decades ago in Germany: A couple of reenactors wanted to get their 30-years-war era replica cannon proofmarked so they could officially use it for gun salutes at reenactment events. They took it to the proof house (in Munich, iirc) and asked to have it tested on the shooting range... _which was an indoor range meant for small handguns and rifles_ So basically, the proof house set up a small field artillery cannon at their indoor range, shoved an oversized amount of gunpowder down the barrel (to check if it can handle overpressure) and fired it. When the cannon went off, the shockwave blew out every window and lightbulb in the room, pitch-black smoke blotted out all light and when the smoke and dust finally cleared away, it was no longer an indoor range. More like a convertible.
Hey man them methheads they hire at the waffle house can whip up a dozen burgers in less than five minute if ya ask em though, and have em all individually wrapped to go.
@@kylo-benshapiro687 ahaha, been in Waffle House, when a shoot out went down, in the restaurant. Also another time, like 8 cops busted in and piled on a dude, this was like 08/09 in NC. Good times, both at the same Waffle House.
You’ve never lived until you’ve experienced sub-par steak and eggs at Waffle House at 4am while still half drunk getting to witness a pregnant woman with a lit Newport in her mouth beating the shit outta her boyfriend who she caught there with another woman
@@Plastikdoom Maybe the cops had a direct line to the surveillance camera inside the Waffle House to know when someone is around to "bust"? With that kind of a reputation for violence it would seem prudent to specially cover the hot spot. [Investigating the food they serve might be a good idea, because it might be triggering some kind of responses. Maybe even a combination of foods that do it like the Jack Nicholson Joker did it with cosmetics in Batman ...]
As someone who used to work in a Jail, I approve. Also, cliffs are why you pass legislation requiring the county/state to take on 2 billion in debt over 40 years.
@@cropathfinder Personally I am a fan of the good old british tradition of PRISON ISLANDS ... but not the "comfy warm ones" ... things like "South Georgia and South Sandwich Islands" ... which I intended for all the "asians" in Britain who think that "culturally enriching 11-year-old british girls in an adult way" is fine. All the police and social workers ... and the families would go with them. All you'd need is one small platoon of soldiers with a bunch of drones to guard them and some of the drones would have to be armed to prevent rescue attempts. It would be a lot cheaper than fencing of entire US states (although I totally agree with Carlin in principle ... "let the prisoners govern themselves"). All you need is to find a few islands that are roomy enough to hold your criminals and I'd think Alaska might have some of them.
So is this a new entry in the KFCU? Because "The warden of Hyper Jail" sounds like it should be. Everything is surrounded by cliffs, Prisoners are required to enter into the murderdome to get a chance at parole. The main character has to escape by creating a bomb using the toilet tank electrode, and microwave parts from the candy factory. During the escape and following chase he is required to run through the local towns penny farthing and martini henry biathlon, and looses the cops in all the smoke, Though he gets shot in the process. He then dies due to smoke inhalation and blood loss, but because guns are outlawed it's "Not Gun Smoke" brand gunsmoke and contains "compound S" that resurrects him as Jonny gunsmoke. With his new powers he can shoot mind smoke bullets to cloud peoples minds. He uses these powers to go back to prison (in the sequel "The War of Hyper jail") and hunt down the corrupt warden. Also the entire thing is set in texas, but due to the warden having ties to NATO he uses the weather satellites to make it a perpetual blizzard. The entire thing was filmed in a Tibetan monastery, and the explosion actually happened because the lead stuntman had set up a meth lab that went wrong... I eagerly await the next episode to see what insanity shows up.
Tex and The Deputy what more iconic comic duo since Jack Lemon and Walter Matthau, Bob Hope and Bing Crosby, and white phosphorus and exposed human flesh.
I just started learning about Rimworld because of his old streams posted 6 years ago. But he seemed pretty hopeful and well-meaning during them so far. Should I be bracing for some trying-times ahead?
They used to keep clanners. But the elementals kept punching holes in the walls and eating the guards because its funny. Theyd never try to escape because running away from your punishment is dishonorable. But they wante to let you know that they'd have no trouble doing so if they qanted.
Come on ... start with the MOAT for your prison ... then put in the alligators ... and only then start with the walls of the prison! [Dep has the right idea!]
I saved this vid until a particular time of my night when I needed it the most. Thank you Tex, good job. Thank you the BPL. Btw, i move freight, all hail cargonia.
When I grow up I Wana be just like Boat Bomber and Tex. Great ambient SFX. Is that aphex twin? The speed and accuracy of your prison construction is alluring and arousing...
Guy at work gets kicked out of indoor ranges all the time. He goes in talks to the lower pion, gets set up with an AR. First one was in 458scocom with hot hand loads, 2nd was a 18" 224 valkery with a jp tank break, third time manager met him as he went in and asked what he had, and then asked the caliber, 7" 7.62×39 with a cookie cutter.
California is excited to share news of a new prison for the 21st Century. The Attorney General was proud to state, "This new prison will hold 100% free range prisoners."
Well, here's one thing prisons have always lacked: a decent open-door policy. You guys were almost onto that when all your cell blocks had "no entrance" warnings.
Oh man part the first that was so short I was laughing the whole time, such cursed topics always flow in the collective mind of the bpl. Just from this with the glowing electro toilet and the penny farthing martini Henry biathlon, good lord my sides! They are destroyed!
My day has now been improved, almost 24 hours before I would have even hoped! Thank you gentlemen. Much praise and gladness that the sharing of absurdity continues to be rewarding for all of you.
For true suffering you could offer the prisoners a choice between working front end restaurant service or working in an amazon warehouse- Hyper-Purgatory-Jail
lol! Deputy blowing all of the budget within the first few minutes if not seconds was amazing! Yeah that looks like a government run project... wasted tons of money on something which is so none essential it is laughable. Thank you guys for yet another video that makes me sad, sick, smile and laugh all within seconds of each other if not the same time!
Praise be the algorithm gods. Praise be zOrg. May thy joys be many and laughs plenty. Ummm. Really commenting to help fight ComStar... UA-cam... stupid..
Wait, hold on, I misheard something, maybe intentional, but Tex was riding a pennyfarthing while shooting a machine gun? Why have I not had this sooner in my life?
The great part of laying off your entire workforce and destroying the local economy is some of them will turn to crime. Which means some will get caught and sent back to you; only this time you don't need to give them a paycheck for their work.
WEEELLLLLLL life on the outside ain't what it used to be. The whole world's gone crazy and it ain't save on the streets! AAAAAAWWW well its a drag i know... theres only one place to go. i'm comin home. oh yeah. i'm comin' hooOOOome.
Fuck it next time my dnd players commit a crime they are going to Hyper jail. Big zeppelin hanger with lines on the floor for rooms and i am gonna let them figure it out lol
Tex asks, "What investment d'you buy that costs _a million dollars_ that when you sell gives you _three?"_ ... IDK dude, NFTs? Edit -- 08:19 - Y'know what? this is what I get for saying stupid things before watching the rest of the video.
I'm wondering the deputy you know the guy that Tex hanged out with I wonder what's his experience working near a prison or does he know anyone who does it in real life.
"What investment do you buy that costs a million dollars that when you sell it gives you three?" He bought cliff NFTs. Edit: Aaaand a few minutes later they make that joke themselves :P.
![Tex: Warden of Hyper Jail [PART THE SECOND]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q4gZ215vvYc/mqdefault.jpg)
![Tex: Warden of Hyper Jail [PART THE SECOND]](/img/tr.png)
That Martini Henry rifle kinda reminds me of a story that happened a few decades ago in Germany:
A couple of reenactors wanted to get their 30-years-war era replica cannon proofmarked so they could officially use it for gun salutes at reenactment events. They took it to the proof house (in Munich, iirc) and asked to have it tested on the shooting range... _which was an indoor range meant for small handguns and rifles_
So basically, the proof house set up a small field artillery cannon at their indoor range, shoved an oversized amount of gunpowder down the barrel (to check if it can handle overpressure) and fired it.
When the cannon went off, the shockwave blew out every window and lightbulb in the room, pitch-black smoke blotted out all light and when the smoke and dust finally cleared away, it was no longer an indoor range. More like a convertible.
I'm guessing the reaction was still "holy shit that was cool shame we can't do it again" :P
The world's first, and last, indoor bomb range.
I figured something was blown apart.
"Look man, don't worry about it."
Tex I am THREE SECONDS into this video.
I AM WORRIED NOW.
Don't worry about it.
I imagine that Tex's ultimate prison is just the Cretean labyrinth with one really angry prison guard in riot gear.
And the biggest fucking shotgun the guard can fire without breaking his own arms.
@@Archangelm127 ah yes, the KS-23K
to be fair, when people describe things rapidly depreciating in value, they usually describe it in terms of cliffs.
Making a quicker Felon to Restaurant Worker pipeline than Waffle House.
Waffle houses are just state sanctioned pvp zones at this point.
Hey man them methheads they hire at the waffle house can whip up a dozen burgers in less than five minute if ya ask em though, and have em all individually wrapped to go.
@@kylo-benshapiro687 ahaha, been in Waffle House, when a shoot out went down, in the restaurant. Also another time, like 8 cops busted in and piled on a dude, this was like 08/09 in NC. Good times, both at the same Waffle House.
You’ve never lived until you’ve experienced sub-par steak and eggs at Waffle House at 4am while still half drunk getting to witness a pregnant woman with a lit Newport in her mouth beating the shit outta her boyfriend who she caught there with another woman
@@Plastikdoom Maybe the cops had a direct line to the surveillance camera inside the Waffle House to know when someone is around to "bust"? With that kind of a reputation for violence it would seem prudent to specially cover the hot spot.
[Investigating the food they serve might be a good idea, because it might be triggering some kind of responses. Maybe even a combination of foods that do it like the Jack Nicholson Joker did it with cosmetics in Batman ...]
As someone who used to work in a Jail, I approve.
Also, cliffs are why you pass legislation requiring the county/state to take on 2 billion in debt over 40 years.
A reasonable investment for the safety of the community.
Cliffs work ... unless you allow someone in called "Snake Pliskin" ...
@@Muck006 i still support the "george carlin prison plan for fun and profit" , pretty sure even snake pliskin would not get out of that one
@@cropathfinder Personally I am a fan of the good old british tradition of PRISON ISLANDS ... but not the "comfy warm ones" ... things like "South Georgia and South Sandwich Islands" ... which I intended for all the "asians" in Britain who think that "culturally enriching 11-year-old british girls in an adult way" is fine. All the police and social workers ... and the families would go with them. All you'd need is one small platoon of soldiers with a bunch of drones to guard them and some of the drones would have to be armed to prevent rescue attempts. It would be a lot cheaper than fencing of entire US states (although I totally agree with Carlin in principle ... "let the prisoners govern themselves").
All you need is to find a few islands that are roomy enough to hold your criminals and I'd think Alaska might have some of them.
So is this a new entry in the KFCU? Because "The warden of Hyper Jail" sounds like it should be.
Everything is surrounded by cliffs, Prisoners are required to enter into the murderdome to get a chance at parole.
The main character has to escape by creating a bomb using the toilet tank electrode, and microwave parts from the candy factory.
During the escape and following chase he is required to run through the local towns penny farthing and martini henry biathlon, and looses the cops in all the smoke, Though he gets shot in the process.
He then dies due to smoke inhalation and blood loss, but because guns are outlawed it's "Not Gun Smoke" brand gunsmoke and contains "compound S" that resurrects him as Jonny gunsmoke.
With his new powers he can shoot mind smoke bullets to cloud peoples minds. He uses these powers to go back to prison (in the sequel "The War of Hyper jail") and hunt down the corrupt warden.
Also the entire thing is set in texas, but due to the warden having ties to NATO he uses the weather satellites to make it a perpetual blizzard.
The entire thing was filmed in a Tibetan monastery, and the explosion actually happened because the lead stuntman had set up a meth lab that went wrong...
I eagerly await the next episode to see what insanity shows up.
amazing, put it on the wiki: knife-fight-city-cinematic-universe.fandom.com/wiki/Knife_Fight_City_Cinematic_Universe_Wiki
I support this.
Tex and The Deputy what more iconic comic duo since Jack Lemon and Walter Matthau, Bob Hope and Bing Crosby, and white phosphorus and exposed human flesh.
Why do I feel like Tex's Prisons are more humane than his Rimworld Colonies...
Honestly they're probably on par.
What do I feeling that prison loaf would actually be more lethal in Tex prison then in space station 13 round.
If the state let him harvest inmate organs you know he would in a heartbeat
Atleast he is not trying to turn prisoners into burgers, yet.
I just started learning about Rimworld because of his old streams posted 6 years ago. But he seemed pretty hopeful and well-meaning during them so far. Should I be bracing for some trying-times ahead?
Tex gets to run his own jail. This certainly won't end badly at all.
Why is it full of Capellans?
@@mk6315 Why not?
cargonia with (less) boxes
@@mk6315 because the Kuritans Seppuku'd before they could be captured...
They used to keep clanners. But the elementals kept punching holes in the walls and eating the guards because its funny. Theyd never try to escape because running away from your punishment is dishonorable. But they wante to let you know that they'd have no trouble doing so if they qanted.
When I saw it was the BPL playing Prison Architect, I just said "oh no...."
Then I went to make popcorn.
The commentary had me tearing up with laughter. This was great 👍
I love it as well
The first line Deputy said was amazing.
Come on ... start with the MOAT for your prison ... then put in the alligators ... and only then start with the walls of the prison!
[Dep has the right idea!]
...See, *I* imagined the riders having to desperately try to pass in front of a Vickers like it was a penny farthing race *on the Somme.*
Cliff Prison reminds Me of the Medieval French open air prisons, where inmates had a small stone ledge, with a deep pit all around it... Nice.
"we have to build our prison out of gram crackers cause all the money is gone."
most realistic prison industry ever
this is the funniest one yet i couldn't stop laughing through the entire video
I think someone who spends a million dollars on a three dollar cliff should be welcomed as an inmate. Sounds like a Government contract.
I saved this vid until a particular time of my night when I needed it the most. Thank you Tex, good job. Thank you the BPL.
Btw, i move freight, all hail cargonia.
what does squid game, trumps wall and Australia all have in common... openair hyperjail
I do not know that I wanted to see a penny-farthing biathlon with martini henry till now.
When I grow up I Wana be just like Boat Bomber and Tex. Great ambient SFX. Is that aphex twin? The speed and accuracy of your prison construction is alluring and arousing...
> Prison in deep snow ... on a Cliff ... yep! that describes Colorado's penal system perfectly
this seems like its going to be an unhinged shitpost just want i come for
I just love these two guys. Tex and the Dep have so much fun. :)
Guy at work gets kicked out of indoor ranges all the time. He goes in talks to the lower pion, gets set up with an AR. First one was in 458scocom with hot hand loads, 2nd was a 18" 224 valkery with a jp tank break, third time manager met him as he went in and asked what he had, and then asked the caliber, 7" 7.62×39 with a cookie cutter.
0:39 this is the point where Tex's brain stopped functioning for like a half of a second.
California is excited to share news of a new prison for the 21st Century. The Attorney General was proud to state, "This new prison will hold 100% free range prisoners."
God that that Space station pipe-crawler guy story needed to be animated.
Is Hyper Jail where you get sent if you commit Megacrime?
its where you get punished for cybercrimes against humanity
Megacrimes, like the production of ultraporn.
I'd much rather be sent to Hyper Jail than...
*Doot-do-do-doot Doot*
"Uranium Jail!"
Well, here's one thing prisons have always lacked: a decent open-door policy. You guys were almost onto that when all your cell blocks had "no entrance" warnings.
"we're gunna build a prison, we're gunna build a prison, for you and meeeeeee, oh baby you and meeeeeeeeee"
Oh man part the first that was so short I was laughing the whole time, such cursed topics always flow in the collective mind of the bpl.
Just from this with the glowing electro toilet and the penny farthing martini Henry biathlon, good lord my sides! They are destroyed!
My prisons always turn in to death row factories.
God bless you Tex and Deputy. Whenever you two are in a video together, no matter how depressed I am, you are a ray of hope and joy.
A pennyfarthing/martini-Henry biathlon is quite possibly the greatest sport ever conceived. Henry from 9hole needs to make it happen
Man, Tex, haven't you heard of Super Jail? The objectively best animated TV series of all time?
My day has now been improved, almost 24 hours before I would have even hoped! Thank you gentlemen. Much praise and gladness that the sharing of absurdity continues to be rewarding for all of you.
The random commentary as Tex and Dep make the War Crime Prison is great!
Sorry, I mean the Hyper Jail!
I was going to quickly switch to part 2 once part 1 ended but the credits music was amazing and I just couldn't click away.
@2:00, most of building cost is the engineering and blue prints. You don't get that back.
For true suffering you could offer the prisoners a choice between working front end restaurant service or working in an amazon warehouse- Hyper-Purgatory-Jail
Thing of beauty right here. Glorious Incompetence.
I have seen all lot of crazy and weird stuff but this is some totally cursed stuff.
Prison Architect: You start the game, spend all your money on vanity projects, and then close the game.
lol! Deputy blowing all of the budget within the first few minutes if not seconds was amazing! Yeah that looks like a government run project... wasted tons of money on something which is so none essential it is laughable.
Thank you guys for yet another video that makes me sad, sick, smile and laugh all within seconds of each other if not the same time!
4:30 @Deputy
Have you ever watched "Support your local Sheriff"? Brilliantly funny movie with James Garner ... you just have to be creative enough.
Much needed amusement. Thanks to all of you.
Less than 2 minutes into the vid and Tex describes my Friday night.
Goddamnit.
As the Warden says, it's nice, but it's no Super Jail
2 minutes 20 seconds in and I can already see this meets Arizona Department of Corrections standards from my time there
Praise be the algorithm gods. Praise be zOrg.
May thy joys be many and laughs plenty.
Ummm. Really commenting to help fight ComStar... UA-cam... stupid..
this is the opposite of a SpiffingBrit vid
Wait, hold on, I misheard something, maybe intentional, but Tex was riding a pennyfarthing while shooting a machine gun? Why have I not had this sooner in my life?
After the martihenry mad minute they should have to consume those F grade canned beef rations from the Boer war the MRE channel guy opened up.
49 seconds in and I am laughing. I needed this.
Holy shit, a legion recorded game. It's been years.
So I'm finally playing Prison Architect, and then I see Tex and Dep are playing it too. What a cool coincidence. And you guys are hilarious.
Havent laughed this hard in a while, good God. Thanks Tex and co!
What can compete with prison labor Tex? There's one correct answer, but they're no longer for sale.
Magical episode, thank you for this!
Mad Minute was a thing with the Enfield not the Martini Henry IIRC
Tex, this is excellent banter. Keep it up.
The great part of laying off your entire workforce and destroying the local economy is some of them will turn to crime. Which means some will get caught and sent back to you; only this time you don't need to give them a paycheck for their work.
thanks tex & Bpl this has been a most terrible day this made me feel much better.
Electric Avenue Prison. Home of the Taint Tazer Toilet(patent pending)
OH LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE!
Does a Gatling Gun on a Penny Farthing make a technical?
You know my local range has this big ass fan they turn on so I can use black powder. It’s nice
you have excellent taste in background music.
jesus. watch out for Squic's slow roll prison pruno
This is the kinda high tier shit post that we come here for
Goooooood morning Vietnaaaaaam! Watching the vid as our forces are tearing ruzzians a new one, and I'm doing PE to be fit for conscription. GOD BLESS!
Ukraine??
@@eltoxicdog7587 exactly
@@bronsilverstring5874 Nice.
Hyper Gaol the most deadly kind
This made my morning. Funny as hell
Glowing toilet is scary
Andersonville was a free range prison
This is Superjail come to computer life, Jesus Christ, lol!
Fantastic episode. 10/10.
"Taint Taser" broke me, because I was present for a suspect who DID get a prong in the taint (other one hit his thigh, so not a great spread.)
Two war crimes don't make a right.
WEEELLLLLLL life on the outside ain't what it used to be. The whole world's gone crazy and it ain't save on the streets!
AAAAAAWWW well its a drag i know... theres only one place to go. i'm comin home. oh yeah. i'm comin' hooOOOome.
Escape From HyperJail
A KFC movie
Fuck it next time my dnd players commit a crime they are going to Hyper jail. Big zeppelin hanger with lines on the floor for rooms and i am gonna let them figure it out lol
Tex asks, "What investment d'you buy that costs _a million dollars_ that when you sell gives you _three?"_ ... IDK dude, NFTs?
Edit -- 08:19 - Y'know what? this is what I get for saying stupid things before watching the rest of the video.
I can't wait for the penny-farthing machine gun race, where do I sign up? 💥💥💥💥💥
As always, an absolute joy.
Who knew cliffs had poor resale value? Need to sell to the Bond villain market, those guys will pay above market for unstable volcanoes
Life on the outside ain’t what it used to be.
God, the vent story made me choke
That's metal.
This was awesome Tex. Needed this for this week has been a pile of shite rocks.
Deputy is a cop. And he shows it. Shame.
So, is Hyper Jail the next evolution of Superjail?
I'm wondering the deputy you know the guy that Tex hanged out with I wonder what's his experience working near a prison or does he know anyone who does it in real life.
"What investment do you buy that costs a million dollars that when you sell it gives you three?"
He bought cliff NFTs.
Edit: Aaaand a few minutes later they make that joke themselves :P.
anode in the commode.
Oh boy ! Dep is always great !
where can i get a link to that outro music it was to good to poetic