TL NOTES I said in the video I would leave the stories as separate comments, but it felt cluttered when I did that, so I'll leave them in one, long comment instead (not this one). 🔫 01:28: I localised the hell out of this part. The main complication of this story is in what the helper says to the narrator. The story writes what the helper says in Katakana, without Kanji or Hiragana, which makes it a little difficult to decipher the true meaning. Here’s an explanation as to why. The helper says: サッキ、マドガ、アイテシマッタオトガ、シマシタケレド サッキ、マドガ、 (in kanji: さっき、窓が、) This first part is saying “Just a moment ago, the window…” アイテシマッタ This next part is where it becomes tricky. It is read Aiteshimatta, which can be interpreted as: - 空いてしまった, which means “to open without having intended it to open” (WRONG interpretation/ how Yumeo interpreted it) AND - 空いて閉まった which means “Opened and then closed” (CORRECT interpretation) オトガ、シマシタケレド (In kanji: 音が、しましたけれど） The last part simply means “I heard the noise of…” Therefore, the helper was trying to say “Just then, I heard the sound of a window opening and closing.” However, both phrases sound the exact same and since there are no kanji to supplement the meaning, this is a little bit difficult to understand. English doesn’t have this problem since it doesn’t have characters that hold meaning or characters that represent words. So in order to create a similar effect where a sentence could have two meanings using similar words, I (using broken English) wrote: “Just now, it sound like the window open close to me.” In which “window open close” could mean “the window opened nearby.” or “the window opened, and then closed.” 🔫05:25: Abandoned child is 捨て子, read “su-te-go”, Kanae made a pun with the word Stegosaurus ⚔️05:30: What Touya is supposed to say is 実の子 (their own/ real child), pronounced "jitsu-no-ko." However, the first kanji can also be read as “Mi”, which is how Touya initially reads it (mi-no-ko). This is why Yumeo makes fun of Touya, saying he doesn’t know how to read a Grade 3 level kanji despite Touya being a highschool student. 🔫 10:23: Referring to FermiLab, a channel that makes manga-dub-ish videos. Specifically referencing their “The Truth of a Ground Worker” video (also about a delivery person).
So... for me this is how I summarized it Kanae: Make sure the house is locked up properly (when leaving or when not in the room). Touya: Don't steal, no matter what. The purpose of (you) stealing might backfire (and lose its meaning). Yumeoi: Don't be greedy and selfish. Make sure to read directions properly and understand (school work, lol). Kagami (CEO): Don't forget stuff. (I find this the most scary tbh). Kuzuha: Don't talk to strangers. If really needed, make sure to be safe.
I love how Kuzuha said *"Mom"* and Kanae & Kenmochi responded to him. Kanae-mama is a real thing huh xD Ok Kuzuha's story is pretty creepy, especially the laugh and your "glitched" edit. But the fact the story has _"He's like the Black Man from Case Closed (Detective Conan)"_ written on it is just funny lol
About kuzuhas story , i think it is deeper than "mom is the black mam now" , because the old man appeared all of a sudden and he knew the black man , not only he warned the girl , he made her go home knowing she was going to be the black man next , and why did he get close when he knew it was dangerous? The answer is that the old man was the black man , because the black man was the girls brother now amd the old man was free.
1:53 Lmao Kanae, I'm dying here. That foreigner impression seriously caught me off guard. Hayato's story because of the delivery part reminded me of this 260637.14:16 This was spooky and got me jumping a bit, nice edit man. Thanks for the translation, been itching to watch more Nijisanji bros lately so I really appreciate it!
Ahhh I feel bad about the fact I knew exactly what to do with those 6 digits 😂 Hehe, glad it gave someone a little spook! And I'm glad I could satisfy that Nijisanji bros craving of yours! Thanks for the kind comment!
This was amazing. The delivery man story was the scariest imo. But in terms of story telling, Kuzuha was the scariest. His way of story telling, that laugh and also your editing, really startled me. Thanks for translating this. Subscribed.
.....i can't stop thinking about corona virus when i heard kuzuha's story lol kuroi-hito, u should go self quarantine, not wandering around the neighborhood thank you so much for translating!! also for the nice editing, it rhymes so well with the story telling ✨✨
Woaaah, the effort! Thank you so much for your hard work ❤. The glitch in Kuzuha's part really scared the hell out of me! You made it really easy to understand with all the elements you used, tho! ✨
It was a close choice between a ReZero and Higurashi sfx, but it's gotta be ReZero in the end. Ahhh they were both satisfying ordeals 😁 Thank you so much for the comment! 💓
Kuzuha is really great at story telling esp something scary, to the point my imaginaton seemed to catch all of it (how he sounds) and im getting chills reminds me of him in 100 horror stories with mito iinchou Plot twist to ceo's story: the lady did a parkour to 1st floor
I saw this in the morning but at the start of the video Rimuchi-tan said something about Kanae turning off his lights so I watched it later in 2:00AM (which is now) and like all the stories gave me shivers especially when Kanae read this line: "Just now, it sounded like the window open close to me" in a way like he's singing a song in like those horror movies, and Kuzuha doing the laugh-
SUPER LONG COMMENT WITH ALL THE STORIES Open at the discretion of having to scroll all the way to the bottom to close it again 0.0 01:15 - Kanae’s Story A new helper arrived at my house. The helper was a foreigner. Despite their Japanese being somewhat broken, which made it hard to understand them at times, the helper was very thoughtful. This helper was completely different to my previous helper. (The last one was violent, swore and horribly stole my money, so I had them handed over to the police.) I liked this new helper. One day, the new helper said to me... "Just now, it sound like the window open close to me." Did it? I didn't hear it at all. I must be getting old… "It's probably the stray cat. I suddenly felt like feeding it one day, and it has visited every now and then ever since." I pondered for a moment. "Prepare something for the cat to eat." "Are you sure?" I am. This is nothing but an arbitrary action. ...That's right. It might not even be a bad thing if I were to raise the cat. This house would become more lively that way. Explanation: It was not a cat that opened the window, but a human (the previous helper.) In clear English: “Just now, it sounded to me like a window opened and closed...” is what the foreign helper says. A cat opening and closing windows and doors is simply impossible. The previous helper has invaded the house, possibly to steal or to get revenge. 05:30 - Touya’s Story In a poor house there lived an old man, an old lady and Momotaro. Momotaro was an abandoned child who the old lady found when she went to the river to do laundry. The two took great care of Momotaro as if he were their own son. One day, the Village Elder visited their house. The Village Elder's story was as follows: “In this village, there is a scoundrel who steals at night. We would like to capture this person, but it is too much for us older folks. That’s why we want Momotaro, the only young person in the village, the catch the thief!” Momotaro nodded with a strong sense of justice and immediately patrolled the village at night. He tried desperately to catch the thief. But after that day, the thief never stole again. --Before long, certain rumors began to spread. It was said that the thief dissapeared because Momotaro himself was the thief. And then, The rumors spread throughout the village like wildfire, and Momotaro was excecuted. And ever since then, not a single theft has occured in the village. And they all lived happily ever after. Explanation: The scoundrels who were stealing were “The old man and the old lady.” The two were poor and stole in order to support Momotaro. The thieves didn’t show up when Momotaro started patrolling the village because they didn’t want their Son seeing them doing something so shameful. The reason no thefts occured after Momotaro was executed was because Momotaro was dead. They did not need to steal anymore. 08:14 - Yumeo’s Story I participated in a game that gives you 5 Trillion Yen if you won it. I needed money, no matterthe cost. At the meeting place, I found 10 people inlcuding myself. It was a shady-looking underground facility. And then, a robotic voice played out through the speaker. --If you are to kill everyone present in this facility, you will be offered 5 trillion yen. The people around me looked baffled. But I wasn’t. I promptly steeled my resolve. Beat to death. Strangle to death. Assassinate. Outright murder. Stab to death. Poison. Blow up. Burn to death. Behead. I’d kill using all methods. I prepared myself to do so...! I’m sure I killed all 9 of them! So why is it I can only hear: “--Kill one more person, 5 trillion yen will--” Coming from the speaker! I killed them! I made sure! Every single one of them! Why... Tell me why!!! Explanation: “--If you are to kill everyone present in this facility, you will be offered 5 trillion yen.” All humans refers to everyone including “yourself.” Therefore, you will not recieve 5 triliion yen without killing yourself. 10:13 - Kagami’s Story A story from when I was an express delivery man. I was a driver. Someone who delivered packages. One time, I delivered a package to a 20-storey building. The destination was a room on the 19th floor. Of course, using the stairs would be exhausting, so I opted for the elevator. There were 2 elevators, but one of them was under repair and couldn’t be used. I got into the second one. The resident of the room was a pretty lady, who had a lithe, graceful aura to her. “Well, she is a very beautiful woman” I thought. I was so nervous that I forgot to take back the ballpoint pen I gave her when I asked her to sign the receipt (a signature to confirm delivery). And then, as I got off the elevator and headed straight for the truck, I heard a voice call out from behind me. “You forgot this~!” She said. It was the voice of the woman I had just delivered the package to. In her hand was the ballpoint pen. I thanked her and gladly took the pen back. However... I also noticed something that sent shivers down my spine… Explanation: One elevator was broke, whereas “I” used the other one to get back to the first floor. Despite this, the lady reached the first floor from the 19 floor in an instant. What in the world is she? 12:48 - Kuzuha’s Story Mom, something bad happened to big brother! Just earlier, we were playing at the park, and then, and then... “What’s that?” He said. So I looked over and saw 『The Black Man』 standing there. He looked like a bad guy from Case Closed! It’s the middle of summer, but 『The Black Man』 just stood there, completely still in all black. He looked really spooky! “I’m gonna check it out~!!” Big brother said and he went towards 『The Black Man』. But I was scared, so I stayed where I was. ...And after a while, big brother came back. “What happened, big brother? Hey, isn’t your skin a little darker?” “............” I asked him, but he didn’t say anything. 『The Black Man』 must have done something to him! So I looked around for the man, but he wasn’t there anymore. And then... ――Hyahahahyaha h aha ha hahaha Big brother laughed and then became 『The Black Man』!! And then, and then! He ran off somewhere!! I had no idea what was happening anymore, and then this old man came up to me… “That laugh... Don’t tell me, was that 『The Black Man』!? Are you okay!?” He asked me, so I said “yeah.” “Anyone who gets close to him will turn into『The Black Man』. It’s dangerous here now, so head back home, alright?” He said, so I came home. Hey, mom! Do you think big brother will be O(&*k&AayYy? Explanation: The little sister saw her brother become 『The Black Man』up close. It is now too late for the little sister. Thus, it is also too late for the mother.
If onlyyyyy. The worst part is, they tried reading a horror story but by taking turns (like they read one sentence each) but it stopped when Kanae messed up and moved it along 😩💨
HOLY CRAP KUZUHA'S STORY TELLING HAD ME ALMOST JUMP SCARED!! I mean a part of me expected the boy to turn like that but the way he read, laughed and the background static didn't help at all!!!!!!
Ayeeee, all my favorite Nijisanji members in one video! I hope to see more collabs from them in the future! _Uhh_ Yumeoi should have picked a better story to tell..
It’s nice to see my favorite boys together not playing games for a change but just telling stories ♥️ Kuzuha was unexpectedly good knowing that he’s a scaredy cat haha Thank you for translating 💕
I know what you mean, I really love the atmosphere that gives off! Kuzuha really does surprise you with his story telling, hey? Thank you for watching! 💗
The "zawa... zawa..." in the background as Yumeoi was describing the beginning of the "I Want 5 Trillion Yen!" story 😭 Glad I'm not the only one who was reminded of Kaiji!
I don't know what kind of logic the villagers had with Momotaro but if he was the thief, the stealing would have continued because he would have more opportunity to steal and he could've made up excuses.
YAAYYYY this was translated! I often rewatch the jp clip just to see their interaction. I got the gist that they were telling stories that are creepy but other than I understood nothing ;w; man this made me miss all those "hidden meaning scary stories". those were really fun to read.
Super spoopy stuff. I kinda wish they did more stuff like this, or if they do, I wish I coild find it. Great job on the editing & thank you for the subs!
Omg Kanae Mama is the best xD lately he likes being mama. Two days ago when he streamed genshin for Zhongli, he babied us, the viewers🥺🥺🥺 It was the cutest thing ever.
12:42 might be the woman run all the way down the stairs loll... It's also said that the woman has some lith aura surrounding her so magical being lolll
Lol idk who it was, but shouts out to whoever was saying "zawa zawa" during kakeru's story, love the kaiji ultimate survivor reference to the story he was telling LOL wwwww
Every story were scary to me,for me the most scary is yumeoi and shachou story telling Niceee,the way kuzuha telling it,but somehow when he try to story telling,there always some cute moments Like when he telling his scary moments with mito-san,he hold hands tight with his friend when he try to sleep because he scared And then in this time,he saying onii-chan which for me is cute,but actually in real life he also like that,when the viewer notice it,kuzuha then addressed it aniki and "URUSSE,SHUT UP" like that Nice💗💗💗💗 i'm sorry that i type to much,don't mind me
i feel like the stories themselves weren't that scary but your edits and the transition sound effects made it scarier. i'm so spooked now. thanks for all the effort you put in for the video!
0:35〜0:43 「why? I wanna know what happens! I really wanna know what happens! Whyyyy I prepared myself mentally!」 13:00 「Huh?」 ここの声はkenmoti toyaではなく、yumeoi kakeruだと思います
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TL NOTES
I said in the video I would leave the stories as separate comments, but it felt cluttered when I did that, so I'll leave them in one, long comment instead (not this one).
🔫 01:28: I localised the hell out of this part. The main complication of this story is in what the helper says to the narrator. The story writes what the helper says in Katakana, without Kanji or Hiragana, which makes it a little difficult to decipher the true meaning. Here’s an explanation as to why.
The helper says:
サッキ、マドガ、アイテシマッタオトガ、シマシタケレド
サッキ、マドガ、
(in kanji: さっき、窓が、)
This first part is saying “Just a moment ago, the window…”
アイテシマッタ
This next part is where it becomes tricky. It is read Aiteshimatta, which can be interpreted as:
- 空いてしまった, which means “to open without having intended it to open” (WRONG interpretation/ how Yumeo interpreted it)
AND
- 空いて閉まった which means “Opened and then closed” (CORRECT interpretation)
オトガ、シマシタケレド
(In kanji: 音が、しましたけれど）
The last part simply means “I heard the noise of…”
Therefore, the helper was trying to say “Just then, I heard the sound of a window opening and closing.” However, both phrases sound the exact same and since there are no kanji to supplement the meaning, this is a little bit difficult to understand.
English doesn’t have this problem since it doesn’t have characters that hold meaning or characters that represent words. So in order to create a similar effect where a sentence could have two meanings using similar words, I (using broken English) wrote:
“Just now, it sound like the window open close to me.” In which “window open close” could mean “the window opened nearby.” or “the window opened, and then closed.”
🔫05:25: Abandoned child is 捨て子, read “su-te-go”, Kanae made a pun with the word Stegosaurus
⚔️05:30: What Touya is supposed to say is 実の子 (their own/ real child), pronounced "jitsu-no-ko." However, the first kanji can also be read as “Mi”, which is how Touya initially reads it (mi-no-ko). This is why Yumeo makes fun of Touya, saying he doesn’t know how to read a Grade 3 level kanji despite Touya being a highschool student.
🔫 10:23: Referring to FermiLab, a channel that makes manga-dub-ish videos. Specifically referencing their “The Truth of a Ground Worker” video (also about a delivery person).
TYSM FOR SUBBING I WILL WATCH THIS AS SOON AS I CAN
Thank you so much for your translation. You translated with so much care and effort. Even explained everything. I'm grateful❤️❤️
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK!!!!!! Youre pretty much the reason why these guys have foreign fans! Incredible job!!!
When did this Twitcast happen?
With this explanation the localization you did truly seems quite accurate, thank you for all the care you put into subbing this video!!
Kuzuha: Mom!
Kanae: Yes?
LMAO
That was funny 😂😂😂😂😂
Kuzuha : Don't answer when I said Mom
Timelapse?
@@fakeempress2686 12:58
I remember that one apex live moment with soraru and kuzuha where kanaes like "call me mama" then sorarus like "kanae mama" lmao
@@luna_vern6169 then he said “No only mama or you can call me mami~”
I love how Kuzuha and Kanae's theory about Momotaro ranges from "Momotaro did it for his parents" to "His parents did it to get him killed" XD
The nice vampire and the psycho angel
When u have best friend , any lame/usual topic become serious debate
13:01
Kuzuha: Mum?
Kanae and Touya: "Huh?/Hmm"
Kagami: "You have a lot of mums in here"
Kuzuha: Don't answer when i say mum~
Kanae: Sorry (TT)
XDXDXD
SO CUTE ANKMWKJGAUHSIJJDVGGSD
@@knechi7 Cuz everyone loves the family dynamic especially when it’s with Kuzu and Kanae and the rest of the bois
@@eanakay9510 100% agree XD
OKAY BUT THOSE "OOOOEEEOOO" SOUND ARE SCARYING ME
fuckin re zero sounds man
That's the only part that got me
i was laughing so hard at those sounds 😭😭😭
@@honstrider watch it in the middle of the night you wont be laughing
@@remy7663 the fact that it's night for me rn is ironic LMAO kuzuhas story was pretty scary tho
I ACTUALLY JUMPED WHEN KUZUHA LAUGHED JSJFJDNNF
he legit caught me so off guard with it
Samee tho
Same, I’m watching this at broad daylight and I freaked out for a sec
My heart started beating fast, i didn't expect that
Honestly same
The scariest part Kuzu’s random noises lowkey, the stories were nothing but Kuzuha gave me a mild heart attack
Ah the only one that scared me at all was Kuzuha's! He told it so well
Did you already watch where he told his real life ghost story on Tsukino Mito's stream yet? Ngl that still give me chills
@@_wazz_6533 can you give me the sauce, good sir?
@@_wazz_6533 thank you very much, good sir, hope you have a good day!
@@rian2878 anytime 👊🏻
Yeah Kuzuha's pretty talented at telling stories.
So... for me this is how I summarized it
Kanae: Make sure the house is locked up properly (when leaving or when not in the room).
Touya: Don't steal, no matter what. The purpose of (you) stealing might backfire (and lose its meaning).
Yumeoi: Don't be greedy and selfish. Make sure to read directions properly and understand (school work, lol).
Kagami (CEO): Don't forget stuff. (I find this the most scary tbh).
Kuzuha: Don't talk to strangers. If really needed, make sure to be safe.
I love how Kuzuha said *"Mom"* and Kanae & Kenmochi responded to him. Kanae-mama is a real thing huh xD
Ok Kuzuha's story is pretty creepy, especially the laugh and your "glitched" edit.
But the fact the story has _"He's like the Black Man from Case Closed (Detective Conan)"_ written on it is just funny lol
BRUHHH!!! ARE YOU NARUTO ? YOU HAVE SO MANY CLONE
kuzuha: mom,
touya: huh?
kanae: hmm?
dola:
About kuzuhas story , i think it is deeper than "mom is the black mam now" , because the old man appeared all of a sudden and he knew the black man , not only he warned the girl , he made her go home knowing she was going to be the black man next , and why did he get close when he knew it was dangerous?
The answer is that the old man was the black man , because the black man was the girls brother now amd the old man was free.
The woman in Shachou's story: She a runner she a track star🏃
I'm the only one who thinks it's cute when kuzuha says onii-chan?
1:53 Lmao Kanae, I'm dying here. That foreigner impression seriously caught me off guard. Hayato's story because of the delivery part reminded me of this 260637.14:16 This was spooky and got me jumping a bit, nice edit man. Thanks for the translation, been itching to watch more Nijisanji bros lately so I really appreciate it!
Ahhh I feel bad about the fact I knew exactly what to do with those 6 digits 😂
Hehe, glad it gave someone a little spook! And I'm glad I could satisfy that Nijisanji bros craving of yours! Thanks for the kind comment!
@@rimuchi3106 Thank you very much for the video as always as well!
おお結構難しそうな翻訳なのに凄いな、しかもとんでもない量
にじさんじは日本語分からないと面白さ分からないの多いしこういう動画増えるのマジ助かる、自分も英語勉強として見れるし
他の翻訳動画増えるの本当に有難い。日本語分からない海外の方にもにじさんじ人気が出る欲しいな🙏
英語勉強難しいそうね。まだ日本語勉強し、お互いに頑張りましょう！
The SFX to introduce their stories scared me the most SKGKDS but Kuzu's glitched laughter gave me a small jump, www.
Kuzuha was surprisingly really good at telling the story! His story scared me the most cuz I didn't expect the creepy voice changes.
kanaes story was pretty tame but he himself was hella scary- but considering the skit he did with kanda i’m not surprised
I can't at Kanae mama.
His comments were hilarious for every story and his fake accent was so unexpected. The 5 of them have such good chemistry ❤️
This was amazing. The delivery man story was the scariest imo. But in terms of story telling, Kuzuha was the scariest. His way of story telling, that laugh and also your editing, really startled me. Thanks for translating this. Subscribed.
.....i can't stop thinking about corona virus when i heard kuzuha's story lol kuroi-hito, u should go self quarantine, not wandering around the neighborhood
thank you so much for translating!! also for the nice editing, it rhymes so well with the story telling ✨✨
The one with the Trillion yen
Plot twist: He wasn't actually the last one
one of the people he killed was pregnant
I love thissss plot twistt wahh
Imagine he does kill himself and the baby gets the trillion yen
Your editing is superb as always, the glitching at Kuzuha's story genuinely made my heart stop LMAO
Thank you for the translations!
The siren 🚨 at 14:30 in Kuzuha's story got me goosebumps.
Woaaah, the effort! Thank you so much for your hard work ❤. The glitch in Kuzuha's part really scared the hell out of me!
You made it really easy to understand with all the elements you used, tho! ✨
Ahhh I'm glad you found it easy, my biggest worry was people might find it difficult to read. Thank you sm for watching, I hope you enjoyed it! ❤️
*violent Re:Zero flashbacks*
Lol but you're really out here doing the most with the editing and localizing
Thanks for the video 💕
It was a close choice between a ReZero and Higurashi sfx, but it's gotta be ReZero in the end.
Ahhh they were both satisfying ordeals 😁
Thank you so much for the comment! 💓
Kuzu is really good at telling horror stories lol
Kuzuha is really great at story telling esp something scary, to the point my imaginaton seemed to catch all of it (how he sounds) and im getting chills
reminds me of him in 100 horror stories with mito iinchou
Plot twist to ceo's story: the lady did a parkour to 1st floor
The way kuzuha interpreted the laugh and the glitching sub freaked me out lol
Kuzuha really is a good story teller. The way he laughed and that glitch effect made me scared lol
Kanae's voice, ahhh so calming (even when he's screaming lmao) :3
I saw this in the morning but at the start of the video Rimuchi-tan said something about Kanae turning off his lights so I watched it later in 2:00AM (which is now) and like all the stories gave me shivers especially when Kanae read this line: "Just now, it sounded like the window open close to me" in a way like he's singing a song in like those horror movies, and Kuzuha doing the laugh-
SUPER LONG COMMENT WITH ALL THE STORIES
Open at the discretion of having to scroll all the way to the bottom to close it again 0.0
01:15 - Kanae’s Story
A new helper arrived at my house.
The helper was a foreigner.
Despite their Japanese being somewhat broken, which made it hard to understand them at times, the helper was very thoughtful.
This helper was completely different to my previous helper. (The last one was violent, swore and horribly stole my money, so I had them handed over to the police.)
I liked this new helper.
One day, the new helper said to me...
"Just now, it sound like the window open close to me."
Did it?
I didn't hear it at all. I must be getting old…
"It's probably the stray cat. I suddenly felt like feeding it one day, and it has visited every now and then ever since."
I pondered for a moment.
"Prepare something for the cat to eat."
"Are you sure?"
I am. This is nothing but an arbitrary action.
...That's right. It might not even be a bad thing if I were to raise the cat. This house would become more lively that way.
Explanation:
It was not a cat that opened the window, but a human (the previous helper.)
In clear English:
“Just now, it sounded to me like a window opened and closed...”
is what the foreign helper says.
A cat opening and closing windows and doors is simply impossible.
The previous helper has invaded the house, possibly to steal or to get revenge.
05:30 - Touya’s Story
In a poor house there lived an old man, an old lady and Momotaro.
Momotaro was an abandoned child who the old lady found when she went to the river to do laundry.
The two took great care of Momotaro as if he were their own son.
One day, the Village Elder visited their house.
The Village Elder's story was as follows:
“In this village, there is a scoundrel who steals at night.
We would like to capture this person, but it is too much for us older folks.
That’s why we want Momotaro, the only young person in the village, the catch the thief!”
Momotaro nodded with a strong sense of justice and immediately patrolled the village at night.
He tried desperately to catch the thief. But after that day, the thief never stole again.
--Before long, certain rumors began to spread.
It was said that the thief dissapeared because Momotaro himself was the thief.
And then,
The rumors spread throughout the village like wildfire,
and Momotaro was excecuted.
And ever since then, not a single theft has occured in the village.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Explanation:
The scoundrels who were stealing were “The old man and the old lady.”
The two were poor and stole in order to support Momotaro.
The thieves didn’t show up when Momotaro started patrolling the village because they didn’t want their Son seeing them doing something so shameful.
The reason no thefts occured after Momotaro was executed was because Momotaro was dead. They did not need to steal anymore.
08:14 - Yumeo’s Story
I participated in a game that gives you 5 Trillion Yen if you won it.
I needed money, no matterthe cost.
At the meeting place, I found 10 people inlcuding myself.
It was a shady-looking underground facility.
And then, a robotic voice played out through the speaker.
--If you are to kill everyone present in this facility, you will be offered 5 trillion yen.
The people around me looked baffled. But I wasn’t.
I promptly steeled my resolve.
Beat to death.
Strangle to death.
Assassinate.
Outright murder.
Stab to death.
Poison.
Blow up.
Burn to death.
Behead.
I’d kill using all methods.
I prepared myself to do so...!
I’m sure I killed all 9 of them!
So why is it I can only hear:
“--Kill one more person, 5 trillion yen will--”
Coming from the speaker!
I killed them! I made sure! Every single one of them!
Why...
Tell me why!!!
Explanation:
“--If you are to kill everyone present in this facility, you will be offered 5 trillion yen.”
All humans refers to everyone including “yourself.”
Therefore, you will not recieve 5 triliion yen without killing yourself.
10:13 - Kagami’s Story
A story from when I was an express delivery man.
I was a driver. Someone who delivered packages.
One time, I delivered a package to a 20-storey building.
The destination was a room on the 19th floor. Of course, using the stairs would be exhausting, so I opted for the elevator.
There were 2 elevators, but one of them was under repair and couldn’t be used. I got into the second one.
The resident of the room was a pretty lady, who had a lithe, graceful aura to her.
“Well, she is a very beautiful woman” I thought.
I was so nervous that I forgot to take back the ballpoint pen I gave her when I asked her to sign the receipt (a signature to confirm delivery).
And then, as I got off the elevator and headed straight for the truck, I heard a voice call out from behind me.
“You forgot this~!”
She said. It was the voice of the woman I had just delivered the package to. In her hand was the ballpoint pen.
I thanked her and gladly took the pen back. However...
I also noticed something that sent shivers down my spine…
Explanation:
One elevator was broke, whereas “I” used the other one to get back to the first floor.
Despite this, the lady reached the first floor from the 19 floor in an instant.
What in the world is she?
12:48 - Kuzuha’s Story
Mom, something bad happened to big brother!
Just earlier, we were playing at the park, and then, and then...
“What’s that?”
He said. So I looked over and saw 『The Black Man』 standing there.
He looked like a bad guy from Case Closed!
It’s the middle of summer, but 『The Black Man』 just stood there, completely still in all black. He looked really spooky!
“I’m gonna check it out~!!”
Big brother said and he went towards 『The Black Man』. But I was scared, so I stayed where I was.
...And after a while, big brother came back.
“What happened, big brother? Hey, isn’t your skin a little darker?”
“............”
I asked him, but he didn’t say anything.
『The Black Man』 must have done something to him! So I looked around for the man, but he wasn’t there anymore.
And then...
――Hyahahahyaha h aha ha hahaha
Big brother laughed and then became 『The Black Man』!!
And then, and then! He ran off somewhere!!
I had no idea what was happening anymore, and then this old man came up to me…
“That laugh... Don’t tell me, was that 『The Black Man』!? Are you okay!?”
He asked me, so I said “yeah.”
“Anyone who gets close to him will turn into『The Black Man』. It’s dangerous here now, so head back home, alright?”
He said, so I came home.
Hey, mom! Do you think big brother will be O(&*k&AayYy?
Explanation:
The little sister saw her brother become 『The Black Man』up close.
It is now too late for the little sister.
Thus, it is also too late for the mother.
I like how in Yumeo's story there really is exactly 9 ways to kill.
@@Necroneer it's almost like it's a subtle nod to the fact that the protag has to kill 9 people 🤔
12:59 kuzuha said mom with kanae and tomoya answered
12:59
Kuzuha : Okaa-san-
Touya : Eh?
Kanae : Hmm?
So cute🥺
that sound when someone tells a story is like more creepy . .
lole, when they started whispering “zawa” during the 5 trillion yen story
Thank you for translating! Waah I wish it was longer, it's so fun to watch them read scary stories 😤✨
If onlyyyyy. The worst part is, they tried reading a horror story but by taking turns (like they read one sentence each) but it stopped when Kanae messed up and moved it along 😩💨
DAMN I SUDDENLY GOT SOME REAL GOOSEBUMPS ABOUT THE LAST PART OF KUZUHA'S STORY, THE LAUGH ONE. THAT REALLY SCARY AF. WTH.😂😂😂😂
Amazing translation as always! The glitch effect on Kuzuha's story is so cool 💖 Thank you for your hard work! 😊
HOLY CRAP KUZUHA'S STORY TELLING HAD ME ALMOST JUMP SCARED!! I mean a part of me expected the boy to turn like that but the way he read, laughed and the background static didn't help at all!!!!!!
Kuzuha’s laugh makes it even scarier
所々ゆめおの言ったはずのところが剣持になってる笑笑
間違えところがめちゃある。近いうちに誤り訂正します！
I love how Detective Conan/Case closed is in here XDXD
kuzu's voice suits creepy stories so i've been waiting for translations. tyyy
lol yumeo's story reminded me a lil of dangonranpa.
"Sutego-saurus"... wow. that's a weirdly savage thing to say, but also somehow I laughed
Story's not that scary at all but the editing, ambiance, and while watching this in pitch black room at 2:50am still gives me some chills.
I just watched some short parts of this a few days ago and now theres a translation?! Waaaaa thank you so much 😭
Thank you for the translations!!
10:09 i was drinking milk and choked when this part came on holy
14:16 the way i actually flinched at this-
you’re my favorite translator 😭 thank you so much!!
Ayeeee, all my favorite Nijisanji members in one video! I hope to see more collabs from them in the future!
_Uhh_
Yumeoi should have picked a better story to tell..
13:31 was the funniest part of the video bsbshs
The delivery for that Blackman story was definitely scarier lol~ also that's way too contagious~
0:35 ゆめお
0:44 社長
以降ゆめおが時々もちさんになってるところがありますね！
だよね。取り違えとこ多すぎ😖
翻訳ありがとうございます！
I love how like shachou has a bracket after his name with CEO in it lmao
It’s nice to see my favorite boys together not playing games for a change but just telling stories ♥️
Kuzuha was unexpectedly good knowing that he’s a scaredy cat haha
Thank you for translating 💕
I know what you mean, I really love the atmosphere that gives off!
Kuzuha really does surprise you with his story telling, hey?
Thank you for watching! 💗
The "zawa... zawa..." in the background as Yumeoi was describing the beginning of the "I Want 5 Trillion Yen!" story 😭 Glad I'm not the only one who was reminded of Kaiji!
I watched this at 3AM and i turned off all the lights in my house like you suggested... Damn this is scary
man kuzuha's story made me creeped out and then when you edited the text for when he went "eheh!" made me jump so bad TT
Ty for translate! Yumeo’s story gave me dejavu about Bloodivore even though the plots are different. When Kuzu said Okaasan and Kanae answered 😂😂
im not sure wether i jumped at kuzuha's laugh or the way u edited that part
I watch this and here at 3Am
i regret it
I don't know what kind of logic the villagers had with Momotaro but if he was the thief, the stealing would have continued because he would have more opportunity to steal and he could've made up excuses.
10:08
"wtf is this noise?"
touya just said Gon. (form hxh)
(sorry if i got this wrong-)
The witch ost track is what gives me the most chills...
The fact that the thing that scares me most is not the stories but the music before each one-
That Kuzuha-san really good at telling horror stories yall have no idea how shocked I am when he went %#%#?!!!
Really good editing! It was fun to watch :D
YAAYYYY this was translated! I often rewatch the jp clip just to see their interaction. I got the gist that they were telling stories that are creepy but other than I understood nothing ;w; man this made me miss all those "hidden meaning scary stories". those were really fun to read.
10:07 just one of Touya's unique noise man i love him sm LMAO
Super spoopy stuff. I kinda wish they did more stuff like this, or if they do, I wish I coild find it. Great job on the editing & thank you for the subs!
the 5 K's of fear
Kanae of Kanakana
Kenmochi of the Loli
Kuzuha the Vampire
Kagami the CEO
Kakeru of truth
All of them are scary waaahh, not a good idea to watch this late at night xD
Thank you for translating it!!!
I felt like I was gonna regret turning the lights off when I'm alone, I do...
for kagami's story, i really thought the lady jump down building and yell "you left this!!" to the delivery guy
Omg Kanae Mama is the best xD lately he likes being mama. Two days ago when he streamed genshin for Zhongli, he babied us, the viewers🥺🥺🥺 It was the cutest thing ever.
really appreciate the effort you put into this video!
Thank you so much! I hope you enjoyed it!
I grew up with a lot of pets in the house so I was used to hearing scratching on my door at night. When I moved out it became a bit more concerning.
Thank you so much for translating this!! I've been waiting for this to be translated for so long 😭❤
12:42 might be the woman run all the way down the stairs loll...
It's also said that the woman has some lith aura surrounding her so magical being lolll
13:32 the pause lmao
this feels like some yami shibai stories
LOL the spell card dark hole touya said, it was so random and sudden
I'll probably start laughing in the middle of storytelling if I was there. I find scary stories and horror funny for no reason.
Lol idk who it was, but shouts out to whoever was saying "zawa zawa" during kakeru's story, love the kaiji ultimate survivor reference to the story he was telling LOL wwwww
Every story were scary to me,for me the most scary is yumeoi and shachou story telling
Niceee,the way kuzuha telling it,but somehow when he try to story telling,there always some cute moments
Like when he telling his scary moments with mito-san,he hold hands tight with his friend when he try to sleep because he scared
And then in this time,he saying onii-chan which for me is cute,but actually in real life he also like that,when the viewer notice it,kuzuha then addressed it aniki and "URUSSE,SHUT UP" like that
Nice💗💗💗💗
i'm sorry that i type to much,don't mind me
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0:11, 0:49
I feel so bad for Momotaro. One of our Dog just died yesterday. I don't know if Momotaro is a dog or not but it still makes me really sad. 😭😭😭
fantastic editing and translations thank you so much!!!!! I was hoping someone would translate their stories
ah this like a riddle story omg
Omg, the "I Want Ten Trillion Yen" story was also a similar plot for a messed up Japanese gore film. Pretty sure it was called "Red Room"?
thanks for the suggestion HDKSBDUSH
i feel like the stories themselves weren't that scary but your edits and the transition sound effects made it scarier. i'm so spooked now. thanks for all the effort you put in for the video!
Sasuga ReZero sound effects. Ahh, I'm glad you at least got a spook out of it!
thank you sm for commenting!!!
Kuzuha told it really well and the good editing of the video amplified the effect.
kuzuha seizure noises genuinely scared me kusa
edit: sutego-saurus 😭😭😭
Thanks for the translation! subbed
Always a good time to hang out with the boys
thank you for the translation~!
0:35〜0:43
「why? I wanna know what happens! I really wanna know what happens! Whyyyy I prepared myself mentally!」
13:00
「Huh?」
ここの声はkenmoti toyaではなく、yumeoi kakeruだと思います