Livers you don't want as a boyfriend ranking[nijisanji eng sub]

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  • @_skyfullofstars
    @_skyfullofstars 4 місяці тому +1443

    Akina really considered his reasons for not wanting to date his super busy crush, Kanae. LMAOOOOOO

    • @AzuraUzuki
      @AzuraUzuki 4 місяці тому +33

      I think so too!!😅

  • @mako7161
    @mako7161 4 місяці тому +1053

    Mashiro just proving the rankings are correct LMFAOOFKDK

  • @Vitx0o
    @Vitx0o 4 місяці тому +1012

    Kanae sounds like an amazing and considerate partner but he has this... *aura* around him lol 😂 I rlly get why he can seem intimidating

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 4 місяці тому +110

      i think you just need to be more intimidating than kanae and you'll be fine as long as you're also very independent

    • @eitsukun
      @eitsukun 4 місяці тому +202

      Yugo who got to meet him irl before during a liver party said this exact same thing where he truly did have an aura even among other nijisanji livers. He would look into their eyes when holding coversations and made sure to talk to each and every one of them personally... I think he's truly an amazing person even irl 🫣

    • @uriel4290
      @uriel4290 4 місяці тому +135

      right??? it's not because he's a bad guy, but because of his attentiveness and sincere hope to reach out with everyone so that eye contact, communication skills, friendliness combine with his trolling vibes with Kuzuha makes him intimidating.. Intimidating in the way of he's too amazing😂... Other than that, I cann see Kanae falling for a woman who can subdue him, hmm yes yes very much

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 4 місяці тому +68

      @@uriel4290 i think he's just a little gremlin entertaining himself with his power to roleplay various characteristics to induce certain responses in the people who are with him or watching him, he always seems to have so much fun messing with people or being a babu babu weirdo

    • @MsDj03
      @MsDj03 4 місяці тому +35

      @@uriel4290 Charisma! It's the charisma that the man just oozes out of his pores

  • @bloomy2121
    @bloomy2121 4 місяці тому +339

    Viewer: I feel like he'd punch me while smiling
    Kanae, instead of saying he wont punch her: You can't tell if I'm smiling when I punch you

  • @lavenderbloom_blues
    @lavenderbloom_blues 4 місяці тому +538

    Kanae and Lauren going all out with the defending after Mashiro said boob job 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @npc_unavailable
    @npc_unavailable 4 місяці тому +671

    Mashiro really went all in 😭

    • @luhlawin6242
      @luhlawin6242 4 місяці тому +45

      He's all the way in😂

    • @eviltteoki
      @eviltteoki 4 місяці тому +42

      he thought he's already in why not live in it and things got worse 😂

  • @NichinoseKenjiEverLand
    @NichinoseKenjiEverLand 4 місяці тому +229

    Mashiro "boob job" rlly got me LMAOO I WAS SO CAUGHT OFF GUARD

  • @Crosshill
    @Crosshill 4 місяці тому +242

    kanae gives off a lot of sadist vibes for a masochist..

  • @devilvocano420
    @devilvocano420 4 місяці тому +480

    Mashiro saying some crazy things lol

  • @YuffiesRoko
    @YuffiesRoko 4 місяці тому +656

    i cried laughing at mashiro's response and kanae and everyone jumping in to be like no no no don't do that this is a joke!!!!! thank you for translating 😂

  • @chuuwuyal2272
    @chuuwuyal2272 4 місяці тому +172

    The way they all scrambled to Mashiro's defense😭😭😭

  • @why_r_u_runnin9
    @why_r_u_runnin9 4 місяці тому +416

    they mind broke Lauren and Mashiro lmaooo rip 😂
    I hope they do this again, this really is entertaining w

  • @srishtis6209
    @srishtis6209 4 місяці тому +324

    Honestly, when I thought about who I'd rank as the ideal boyfriend, my immediate first thought was also Akina. He's so loveable, SO fun, and really emotionally intelligent and attentive. He acts a goof but definitely would be the guy half the class has crushed on at some point. And bro was immediately ready to die for all his new girlfriends lmao.

    • @ying-shijie
      @ying-shijie 2 місяці тому

      He's like that 10/10 green flag guy on Instagram 😂

  • @bellaPadme
    @bellaPadme 4 місяці тому +121

    25:00 he just staring cutely at the screen after saying some crazy thing LOL

  • @liv9293
    @liv9293 4 місяці тому +246

    I don't really watch the jp livers but I don't shy away from their clips, so I don't know a lot about each liver. Hearing Mashiro talk in the first few moments had me questioning, "why is he number one???" Only for him to prove the scoring right 😭😭😭😭 I see exactly why now

  • @Reeritsu
    @Reeritsu 3 місяці тому +51

    I think akina putting himself at no 1 already shows that he’s actually a very considerate guy, and that’s clearly apparent to the viewers who ranked him last

  • @Max-fl3lh
    @Max-fl3lh 4 місяці тому +197

    Mashiro had experience mind broke 😂 and had to accept it

  • @user-ri7wz7rveus4r
    @user-ri7wz7rveus4r 4 місяці тому +342

    24:56 the way everyone just immediately jumped to damage control mashiro LMAOOOO
    also i don't really watch him because i don't see that many clips of him but any fans of his, how is he usually like? how is his personality and what kinda streamer is he? his specialty/charm/talents? please lmk if you read this

    • @wuxians
      @wuxians 4 місяці тому +275

      his cute voice and appearance makes his weirdness a bit endearing but he's still a weirdo lol. he's also been into a lot of fucked up shit irl that it sort of desensitized him to a lot of things. he's known as THE horror/supernatural vtuber. that's one of his specialities i think. no one else can stomach a lot of the shit he sees or do for fun. his charm is probably the contrast between his cute image and his not-so cute interests.
      he plays into the "gross otaku" role a lot (as seen in this video); guy who's into loli games, big boobs and says females instead of women- but he can be really sweet outside of this schtick. his interactions with melissa and hayama show this! he's v patient, caring and attentive. he did say before that he'll graduate once he gets a girlfriend (so he can spend more time with her). i have a feeling he'll stick true to his words.

    • @CrowKyuu
      @CrowKyuu 4 місяці тому +81

      Dont know much about general personality since I mostly just watch his clips but um Imo
      Horror/Unsettling lovers will definitely like a bunch of his contents
      For me I thoroughly enjoy his singing, covers n karaokes stuff
      Edit oh gosh couldnt say it since it might scare away a potential fan but its all trueeeeeeeee he is a big simp not in a normal level but big time simpin

    • @FujisakiChihiro55
      @FujisakiChihiro55 4 місяці тому +109

      He has 2 side.
      On one hand he's a horror enthusiast that even other members considered him to be an enigma, he used to stream a lot of questionable horror stuff so much so that UA-cam nuked his old channel out of existence 2 years ago.
      And then on the other hand he's a pervy otaku who love boobs so much (and butts also recently), this traits of him isn't exactly a new information for a long time fans but it became widely known because of his Blue Archive's playthrough.

    • @epicnami8007
      @epicnami8007 4 місяці тому +42

      ⁠​⁠@@wuxians​​⁠^^^ to this!! mashiro is a little weirdo but he’s really interesting if u check him out!! i also really like his singing too!!

    • @Kou_kishin
      @Kou_kishin 4 місяці тому +45

      @@FujisakiChihiro55 his old channel was nuked due to the weird youtube p*rnbot surge back then, not because of horror content. Bots kept spamming sus links and bannable words/key phrases in his chat (as well as many other ppl's chats), then youtube saw it as a violation of their policies, nuked mashiro's channel, and refused to look into it after anycolor asked them to review/reconsider. Once they understood there's virtually 0 chance his old channel will be back, he had to start over on a new one lol

  • @chayanneenjoyer6461
    @chayanneenjoyer6461 4 місяці тому +97

    24:53 when you make Warawa do that look you know something really strong was said lmao

  • @softae6767
    @softae6767 4 місяці тому +47

    LMAOOO MASHIRO, IROAS AND KANAE GOT SOME CRAZY RESPONSES LMFAOOO

  • @CrowKyuu
    @CrowKyuu 4 місяці тому +101

    Omg HAHAHAHAHA I already knew it was gonna be mashiro at top
    the comments were on spot too
    This is why alot of his clips are hilarious af

  • @leanne-fw1tc
    @leanne-fw1tc 4 місяці тому +114

    thank u for translating!! the way everyone tried to save mashiro at the end wwww

  • @why_r_u_runnin9
    @why_r_u_runnin9 4 місяці тому +46

    Btw, if you’ve watched the list before this one you’d really appreciate that Akina ranked highest in this survey ☺️😭 Akinya love ❤️

  • @K_Q_Cream7168
    @K_Q_Cream7168 4 місяці тому +36

    9:25 Personal Timestamp for Akki happily voice replied all comments. Also thank you for translating!!🎉

  • @pidgey_
    @pidgey_ 4 місяці тому +89

    it’s so funny when everyone gets so loud here 24:56 🤣 and rore seriously went crazy he accepted being second with a violent mindset hahaha why is he trying to fight them all 🤣🤣 thank you for the clip and translation!! this was so fun and interesting hahaha

  • @_Liam__
    @_Liam__ 4 місяці тому +122

    24:50 wow, that was unexpected
    25:52 LOL

  • @cotenkai1318
    @cotenkai1318 4 місяці тому +28

    16:27 Kenmochi clearly hate arguing and not into communication😂😂😂 “u do u, i did mine” things

  • @Random-rl8ln
    @Random-rl8ln 4 місяці тому +48

    I kept dying from laughter like my cheeks hurt so bad omg it was plot twist responses after plot twist the closer the list got to no.1 I can’t 🤣🤣

  • @Chris-vy7yk
    @Chris-vy7yk 4 місяці тому +27

    Thanks for the translation! Everyone doing damage control and then there is Mashiro 草

  • @frandemonium
    @frandemonium 4 місяці тому +50

    "STREAM MORE" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @littlemingchan1412
    @littlemingchan1412 4 місяці тому +33

    16:26 i really like kenmochi and his philosophy ,, ahhh this level of self affirmation juhhuhu want

  • @komos3719
    @komos3719 3 місяці тому +10

    Mashiro trying to defend himself only to trip and fall immensely lmfao

  • @Frog_kaeru
    @Frog_kaeru 4 місяці тому +8

    As someone who follows Mashiro, I was seriously shocked by Akina’s ranking w

  • @Random-rl8ln
    @Random-rl8ln 4 місяці тому +46

    Ahhh been trying to look everywhere for more translations of this stream!! Seriously thank you for your hard work this was a really long clip as well😭😭🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

  • @lilyofthevalley7561
    @lilyofthevalley7561 4 місяці тому +13

    these laughs, i'm crying 😭
    10:35
    14:01

  • @happiness.9909
    @happiness.9909 4 місяці тому +21

    i keep on getting distracted by yumeoi's bird laugh lol

  • @meowmeowwie
    @meowmeowwie 4 місяці тому +11

    the more mashiro talks the more everyone think he deserves that spot😭

  • @user-ri7wz7rveus4r
    @user-ri7wz7rveus4r 4 місяці тому +19

    Thank you for translating these kinda long episodes😭❤️❤️

  • @Necroneer
    @Necroneer 4 місяці тому +20

    3:26 People love, Orihara Izaya haha

  • @ying-shijie
    @ying-shijie 2 місяці тому +1

    Ririmu's cheerful "i hate that!! ✨" after kenmochi spoke 😂
    16:21

  • @loykunEX
    @loykunEX 2 місяці тому +3

    I was rooting for Mashiro until 24:54

  • @dion8723
    @dion8723 4 місяці тому +5

    The way the others had to save mashiro from getting enjoud 😂😂

  • @yamdechu
    @yamdechu 4 місяці тому +8

    3:23 not the izaya reference lmaoo 😭🤣

  • @Cecilliis
    @Cecilliis 3 місяці тому +2

    When she yelled "you're the worst!" in 24:56 is just so funny for me

  • @longanhoneytea
    @longanhoneytea 4 місяці тому +8

    akina's comments after every viewer response is so funny 😭

  • @xiaqiu5655
    @xiaqiu5655 2 дні тому

    I always feel bad for kenmochi he always gets "humiliated" and even if they are jokes it still hurts sometimes

  • @maiyu1145
    @maiyu1145 4 місяці тому +12

    ain't no way Mashiro just said that LMFAOOO 😭😭😭😭

  • @a_nom_3545
    @a_nom_3545 4 місяці тому +8

    THANK YOU FOR THE TRANSLATION 😭 Pls do more!!

  • @PrimeroJinJusuke
    @PrimeroJinJusuke 3 місяці тому +4

    No wonder Akina is last place in the narcissism ranking.

  • @azure9242
    @azure9242 4 місяці тому +8

    Thank you for the long clip!! watched this after having a bad day and it really makes me feel better!!! please do more of this because I really want to catch up and watch more of niji JP with how entertaining they are but I'm not nihongo jouzo ueueue

  • @kan_nak-f2p
    @kan_nak-f2p 4 місяці тому +17

    ty for translating this clip

  • @riiiriinn617
    @riiiriinn617 4 місяці тому +16

    Mashiro.... I cant defend u anymore😔

  • @mihaelk.myriad
    @mihaelk.myriad 4 місяці тому +6

    thank you so much for translating, I've been searching for the translation of this stream. thank youuuu

  • @mizuki_sama
    @mizuki_sama 4 місяці тому +6

    da heck this clip is almost 27mins but feels like i’m watching an 8mins video. I FREAKING ENJOYED IT. thank you for translating this

  • @pupseus
    @pupseus 4 місяці тому +8

    I would never want to date Kenmochi or someone like him. (He is my kamioshi)

  • @mercuryminari
    @mercuryminari 2 місяці тому +2

    mashiro didnt even try im crying dude

  • @ying-shijie
    @ying-shijie 2 місяці тому

    Akina had me howling omg bless you for the hard work

  • @millet_u
    @millet_u 4 місяці тому +9

    poor mashiro 😭😭

  • @tetrisick
    @tetrisick 4 місяці тому +22

    No matter how much time will pass, Kanae is always scary
    Tysm for translation!

  • @meowmeowwy
    @meowmeowwy 3 місяці тому +2

    lauren's side comments on kanato are so funny www

  • @RAMUDAAMEMURA-n9k
    @RAMUDAAMEMURA-n9k 18 днів тому

    FEMALE IS WILD LMAO 😭CANT WAIT TO WATCH THE NEXT MASHIRO STREAM

  • @zzzkeiii
    @zzzkeiii 4 місяці тому +4

    ill have akkey or mochiken as my bf anyday anytime fr

  • @Dreadthrone
    @Dreadthrone 4 місяці тому +3

    touya is very similar to me lmao
    alot of ppl want to be friend with me bully me having fun etc, im too rash and rough on convo lmao

  • @lu-tc8bv
    @lu-tc8bv 4 місяці тому +3

    Thanks for the translation!!!❤❤

  • @zulzul-c1r
    @zulzul-c1r Місяць тому

    Lauren broke down but Mashiro was straight up dismantled

  • @chayanneenjoyer6461
    @chayanneenjoyer6461 4 місяці тому +82

    Like I said in the last video, those Blue archive streams really ruined Mashiro lol, but in this ranking I think Lauren and Mashiro should be switched because the reasoning is just "boobs" for one but the other is "violence, harassment, abuse"

    • @johnnydough7037
      @johnnydough7037 4 місяці тому +13

      one punch

    • @Watarigarasuuuu
      @Watarigarasuuuu 4 місяці тому +8

      poor mashiro
      but yeah i think realistically he should be 2-3 at worst because the competitor is touya who is hardcore lolicon and...lauren...
      sadly mashiro is very bad at communicating in general even for nijisanji liver he made his position worse

    • @johnnydough7037
      @johnnydough7037 4 місяці тому +37

      @@Watarigarasuuuu wth "mashiro is very bad at communicating" 💀you seem to be taking this variety show made for laughs very seriously, i hope u realize they're all making jokes for the bit.

    • @pipiochan
      @pipiochan 4 місяці тому +44

      ​@@Watarigarasuuuulauren is not even bad hes just a heavy smoker and gamer. Thats all

    • @biolifeless150
      @biolifeless150 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@johnnydough7037I have no idea how variety shows work, did they really do a survey or is it all just a bit? Also idk much about these streamers but are they all putting on a character?

  • @Aozora210
    @Aozora210 4 місяці тому

    Ngl among these guys I want to date Kenmochi and Mashiro the most 😂
    Thank you for translating and subbing the clip!

  • @AKuhimitsu
    @AKuhimitsu 3 місяці тому +2

    At first I understood the title "Livers you don't want..." as in the human organ. I was confused for a bit 😂

  • @Ban-ge3zy
    @Ban-ge3zy 4 місяці тому +2

    Don't worry mashiro, i'd date you still

  • @gmastersecret5566
    @gmastersecret5566 4 місяці тому +3

    it's funny one of the reason mashiro at no 1st bcs he play ba but kou got 5th even though he stream ba a lot more lol

    • @Humandefect
      @Humandefect 4 місяці тому +10

      Mashiro collab wayyyy less than kou does even with the boys. Mashiro only recently does more collabs so they have less knowledge about Mashiro interaction with other girl livers. Also kou collabs a lot with Ririmu and his weird way of thinking makes him able to understand Ririmu point of view in their talk collabs which most other livers cannot

  • @nekomiruku
    @nekomiruku 2 місяці тому +1

    Mashirrooo stop I cant lmaooo

  • @pobo8434
    @pobo8434 4 місяці тому +2

    I feel so bad for all of them man...😭

  • @asterayf7757
    @asterayf7757 4 місяці тому +3

    thanks for the subs!!

  • @20meu21
    @20meu21 3 місяці тому

    3:44 7:54 10:47 12:40 my heart when I hear what he said 📈📈📈📈
    15:11 same but...

  • @user-wu8qc9bb3e
    @user-wu8qc9bb3e 2 місяці тому

    It's just so much like Kanae to have divided opinions about him Lmao. And I'm sure Kenmochi would be in top 3, remembering his loli escapades before Lmao.

  • @Spoonspewn
    @Spoonspewn 4 місяці тому +7

    The plot twist

  • @_Liam__
    @_Liam__ 4 місяці тому +54

    Can you make a video about the "who loves himself too much" part?

    • @kagurasuzuclips
      @kagurasuzuclips  4 місяці тому +36

      I thought it wasn't as funny as the first and this part so i don't know, maybe i will if i have the time

    • @user-ri7wz7rveus4r
      @user-ri7wz7rveus4r 4 місяці тому +7

      @@kagurasuzuclips 🙇‍♀🙇‍♀🙇‍♀ please

  • @ying-shijie
    @ying-shijie 2 місяці тому +1

    22:59
    "FEMALE :D"

  • @Xemphas
    @Xemphas 4 місяці тому +1

    Ririmu is too cute 🥺

  • @jimby7080
    @jimby7080 4 місяці тому +5

    10:35
    12:41
    14:01

  • @basicallyjustabirdnow3616
    @basicallyjustabirdnow3616 3 місяці тому

    when i heard the lauren stuff i was really like "ok, ok, ok, but how much worse can it get"....
    😶

  • @sidecharacter3449
    @sidecharacter3449 3 місяці тому

    thanks for the translation man.

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox 4 місяці тому +12

    MY BOY MASHIRO GOT DONE DIRTY

    • @Itzzh3l3N
      @Itzzh3l3N 4 місяці тому +1

      REALL😭

    • @28_futaba
      @28_futaba 17 днів тому

      nah but be fr he sometimes gives off incel vibes 😭 i still watch him tho

  • @vonwaq
    @vonwaq 4 місяці тому +2

    ALL IN

  • @shues.4head
    @shues.4head 4 місяці тому +7

    Thank you for the clip! I know that these long clips really take time, but could you also please clip the narcissist segment? Only if you are interested tho, thank you!

  • @Kensuke0987
    @Kensuke0987 3 місяці тому +1

    Man, I feel sorry for Lauren

  • @アユ-p4j
    @アユ-p4j 4 місяці тому +9

    rore just being kusogaki when receiving the negative comments HAHAHHA.
    also binge wondering why they keep telling mshiro to say "onnanoko/josei" instead of onna? is onna a bit harsh or smt?

    • @qqq33e
      @qqq33e 4 місяці тому +7

      it's the same as referring to women as "females"

  • @schokoladereee
    @schokoladereee 3 місяці тому +1

    I mean I can kind of guessing the big three from the audience would be either Kenmochi, Lauren or Mashiro. Lol

  • @ariel22252
    @ariel22252 4 місяці тому +29

    8:30 thats pretty accurate lmao kenmochi tough love fr "you might grow up stronger"
    16:20
    ty for the clip

  • @Ichigo29ify
    @Ichigo29ify 4 місяці тому +2

    LMAOOO MASHIROOOO

  • @rickard486
    @rickard486 2 місяці тому +1

    Lauren 😭😭😭😭

  • @kikavvk
    @kikavvk 4 місяці тому +2

    Thanks for translating. This is one of my favorite streams recently. Also mashiro….

  • @nee869
    @nee869 4 місяці тому +3

    mashiro is the goat holy shit hes so cool

  • @アズーサW
    @アズーサW Місяць тому

    I'm mashiro fr

  • @udonpyon173
    @udonpyon173 4 місяці тому +2

    this is hilarious wwww

  • @miksume2434
    @miksume2434 4 місяці тому +4

    What a turn of eventsHAHAHHAHA

  • @vn2709
    @vn2709 4 місяці тому

    24:55 LMAO

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox 4 місяці тому

    FeMaLe

  • @CoFFee-uw5sv
    @CoFFee-uw5sv 4 місяці тому +4

    Lauren nipple boy you are my goat wth HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂
    20:22

  • @zeninji6477
    @zeninji6477 4 місяці тому +1

    What’s mochi’s IQ anyway?