Me FATHERS dating a HORSE NOW!!! ME MUM DIED an me FATHERS DATIN A HORSE, he walks out of the barn, WITH HAY IN HIS ZIPPER!!! NO ONE SHAT IN MY MOUTH!!!!
Ozzy: you look great, Jim, you've lost a lot of weight. Jim: I'VE BEEN GOING TO GYM, JUST GOING TO THE GYM AND EATING BETTER. TAKE A SHIT ON MY FACE, OZZY!
Jimmy: "I'm done." Opie: "But you were just getting started..." Jimmy: "My throat is gearing up to be sore." Opie: "No, you really were..." Red Coat Jimmy: "DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU WANT TO SEE JIM NORTON JANUARY 18TH AN 19TH, HE'LL BE SHITTING ON MY FACE AT THE BORGATA?!?!!!" Opie: "Alright, you're done!"
+John Superits Yea but that's probably because Opie didn't know Jimmy would be at the Orpheum Theater coming up April 14th in Madison, WI. If he did, he would've told everyone to check his website at: jimnorton.com/tour/ for more information on where he will be performing.
"who's the little fat man in there?(Erock)... he has to wake up in the middle of the night to cool down....but he's frozen at work though isn't he!" - red coat jimmy
John NoNameGibbon Nah. Iv heard Jimmy talk about humor loosing its funny with stuff like this. Rich Voss like. I think if he had the ability to keep one accent he would. But like Anders Garvin already said, its still funny.
Ever notice if a fan's joke was killing it he wouldn't give the person who fed it to Opie credit but if it sucked Opie would say the name of the person he ripped the line from?
Now see here, Norton! Thus is traitorous slander of the highest order! Put up your dukes, I'm going to give you a jolly good thrashing! Wot-wot! Just found this clip. Brutally funny!
Had to listen to this in honor of the queen
"Dukess" lmao
Jim Norton is the king of improv.
TelescopeNoir everyone knows Steven Seagal is the king of improv.
Red coat jimmy rules
"Whose been shutting in your mouth harry!""
HERE PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH LUV
"Put this in ya mouth, love!"
Classics.....
5:30 I love how it turns into an Erock beating. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
NO ONE'S BEEN SHITTING IN ME MOUTH!
Yoda did and I heard chewie did too and rtwo if u count shatting lubricating oil in ones mouth.
+Anakin Skywanker WHO'S BEEN SHITTING IN YOUR MOUTH NOW HARRY?
Me FATHERS dating a HORSE NOW!!! ME MUM DIED an me FATHERS DATIN A HORSE, he walks out of the barn, WITH HAY IN HIS ZIPPER!!! NO ONE SHAT IN MY MOUTH!!!!
+demonikfunk Ello, I'm british Chip. What are you, a fanny boy or sumfin' ? You've been shitting in my mouth or sumfin' ?
British chip? wats that a french fry or sumpthin?
It's almost like British Ted.
Redcoat Yimmy = Limey Ted
"He walks out of the barn with hay in his zipper" ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy shit 🤣
what a sweet little boy jimmy is!
"Mie mam dooyd!"
"Donkey's wankah!!". Oh god Yimmy fuckin' kills me.
Extreme fake laughter when Opie starts reading instant feedback
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save Jim Norton
Anyone else here after the Queen just died?
That James Norton bloke is jolly good
Any O&A video titled “(Something) Jimmy” is getting clicked on.
He is the very model of a modern major general.
I'm glad Opie added that circus clown music in, what a genius move.
That was Erock
Goin to the jam! Goin to the jam en eading bedder!
ozzy stole all me lucky charms!
The way Norton says “BUCKETS” at 6:26 killed me.
Ozzy: you look great, Jim, you've lost a lot of weight.
Jim: I'VE BEEN GOING TO GYM, JUST GOING TO THE GYM AND EATING BETTER. TAKE A SHIT ON MY FACE, OZZY!
Jimmy: "I'm done."
Opie: "But you were just getting started..."
Jimmy: "My throat is gearing up to be sore."
Opie: "No, you really were..."
Red Coat Jimmy: "DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU WANT TO SEE JIM NORTON JANUARY 18TH AN 19TH, HE'LL BE SHITTING ON MY FACE AT THE BORGATA?!?!!!"
Opie: "Alright, you're done!"
Brilliant!
lmafo
6:10 “He certainly is frozen at work isn’t he?”
Brilliant 😂😂😂
Jimmy just gave opie some of the funniest radio and he didn't even let him plug his gig that pissed me off
+John Superits Yea but that's probably because Opie didn't know Jimmy would be at the Orpheum Theater coming up April 14th in Madison, WI. If he did, he would've told everyone to check his website at: jimnorton.com/tour/ for more information on where he will be performing.
+Johnny Cash LOL
Hahahah haha
@@johnnycash187 you're a real g
This bit has come back around to relevance :)
The anthem in the background is what makes this clip perfect
That’s why opie changed it to Benny hill
Me mum died. lmao...
Prince Harry forgot to use his naughty boy phone
IVE BEEN SHITTING IN ME OWN MOUTH ME MUM DIED! i almost died lol
Duke-ess of York
ME MUM DO-IED!!!
"who's the little fat man in there?(Erock)... he has to wake up in the middle of the night to cool down....but he's frozen at work though isn't he!" - red coat jimmy
red coat jimmy's the BESTEST!
I remember listening to this live and couldn't catch my breath for about 15 minutes
This is an all time great bit
God damn Jim Norton is incredible!
He mixes multiple accents. Could even hear Aussie in there.
Therein lies the humor, sir. In his careless hate.
American humor.
John NoNameGibbon Nah. Iv heard Jimmy talk about humor loosing its funny with stuff like this. Rich Voss like. I think if he had the ability to keep one accent he would. But like Anders Garvin already said, its still funny.
Miki Seius My point is that the sloppiness of it is part of the humor. He knows it's a shitty accent but in his blind hate keeps going.
John NoNameGibbon Yes i got that.
+Miki Seius NO ONE'S BEEN MAKING A WRONG ACCENT. TAKE A SHIT ON MAH CHEST
Red coat jimmy is the BESTEST. I got nervous when the phone rang
4:53 Dopie whispering BENNY HILL. He really thought that song was the funniest thing ever, even after ninety times.
I know, right?! That song sucks and so did that lame ass show😝
Oh I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Jimmy is a god of comedy
NOONE SHAT IN ME MOUTH! ME MUM DIED!
Uncle Ted is a man of many faces
"There are times when you are so in the minority, that you should just keep your fucking mouth shut." Hypocrite much, Opie?
"M' FATHA'S DATIN' A HORSE NOW!!! 'E'S GOT HAY IN HIS ZIPPAH!!!"
British Jimmy is brilliant.
Dad was embarrassed she had an uncut one in her mouth when she hit the wall in the tunnel! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Opies best jokes come from fans lol jesus
Opie runs the show though. If ant or jimmy did opies job it would not be as good at all
So did most of Anth's
Opie is his OWN best joke
That guy makes the easiest money.
Ever notice if a fan's joke was killing it he wouldn't give the person who fed it to Opie credit but if it sucked Opie would say the name of the person he ripped the line from?
OMG TED THE REDCOAT!!!
*WHO’S BEEN SHITTING IN YOUR MOUTH HARRY?*
Brutal
Im english and this is funny as fuck!!
If Ted Scheckler was a member of the Royal Family...
Ted isn't that vulgar typically
they found foorrreskin in her teeth. me mum diiiied.
HA HA HA HOWARD! OH YOU!
Jim Norton performing in Sacramento California at 8 p.m. at the Crest theater
No, but I did borrow his "push the shotgun trigger with your toe" line. Tee-hee.
4:17 Of course they do, just look at how they treat their Native Locals, LMFAO
OOOOZ BIN SHITTIN IN YOUR MOUF, HARREH?!?!
And there is rumors of William being pegged.
This is fucking hilarious
That was a pretty good British accent, but not quite as good as "Goh'n t'tha gym. Ayttin' beh-ttahr".
finalunusedname that was Irish
meh having lived in sccotland for 9 years i think i could make that determination :P
Ronnie Hill insightful and intelligent at that :)
Redcoat Jimmy is speaking with an *English* accent, you tool.
Britain = England, Wales, Scotland & Northern Ireland.
@MrTurbowhitey "God Save the Queen" has the same melody as "my country tis of thee"
lol i rember this lol
Now see here, Norton! Thus is traitorous slander of the highest order! Put up your dukes, I'm going to give you a jolly good thrashing! Wot-wot!
Just found this clip. Brutally funny!
@MrTurbowhitey The melody of "My Country Tis Of Thee" is the same as Britain's "God Save The Queen".
You know what Opie thinks is contributing to the show? Putting on the royal music while Jimmy is being funny. Thats his "contribution"
It was erock you dim-witted fuck
Don't forget reading other peoples' half baked punchlines on instant feedback
1:35 Harreehhh
ME MUM DIED
Me Mum died!
Me Grandmum Died
2022 Gas is 2-3x the amount they were bitching about.
ME MUM DIED WITH A FORESKIN IN HER TEETH!!! DID I MENTION ME MUM DIED!!!
Just going to gym, eatin better
3:54
Opie is a COMIC LEGEND
jimmy python, not monty norton... lol
@j89live Relax
Oarf
actually jimmy muslims are all clipped
lazy loog
to deinse81
hoo hoo i invented boring radio robin
you dont know that about apathy that's bullshit. I'm apathetic about the response to this comment right now, but why?
Opie is such a hack, jimmy was in the middle of a great bit and he changes the subject to fuel prices.
Ahahaa, awesome. Jimmy has a terrible British accent, and he's got all the slang wrong lol
Oh my god this is so boring
Hi!
Agreed, this is utter shit. He had material for about one minutes worth, but instead yammers on and on.
Sorry to nitpick. The word wanker doesn't mean penis. It's a person who plays with theirs. One who likes to box the clown, aka rough up the suspect.
nobody cares, limey douche