00:48 The Jimmy/Ant Dough Mixer back and forth was really clever... Until dunderhead Opie comes in with his, "Yeah.. agitator's not good. Its always agitating everything." Witless Dullard was really the 'anchor on the show'. He weighs everything down.
You are right, but stupid people will do stupid things regardless. I've seen guys, trained and certified in a lot of fields of work do all sorts of stupid fucking things
They pull this guy out he looks like Han Solo in carbonite. They sell him in a big plastic box at easter. "He should be quite well protected. If he survived the horrific scolding process, that is"
This is the worst death I've ever heard of, Bar None. "Dave fell into the vat and died, so we're going to have to take a Time Out to clean the mess up. Take 5 guys."" His family is going to get a Bounty out of that lawsuit and the lawyer is getting a Skor after this incident.
Why do people mourning about a guy that died in an accident always seem to just say what an all-around great guy he was and how sad it is that he's dead? For that matter, why is it that whenever there's TV news about a murder, they show a yearbook photo where the person is smiling and looks really happy? Don't jerks or unhappy people ever get murdered or die in industrial accidents?
How the fuck could you be related to this guy and still believe in god after going through that? Really?! Especially after the guy prayed for a job and then died lol
@MindstormRecs Um...he fell....pretty easy to still believe actually. Those who would actually lose their faith over the STUNNING realization that life in this world is not eternal, they tend to be full of themselves and probably never had much to faith to begin with. The death was just an emotional cataylist to justify what they already believed in deep down. People die, it sucks but you get over it.
My condolences to the family; I send them lots of Hugs and Kisses.
Chocolate kisses
@@tadhglattimore2439 thanks, chip
@@tom_shredz 😂😂
Gross, keep the WHITE chocolate & the bleck chocolate separate!
"Sweetest man we knew" Anthony is such a funny ass.
00:48 The Jimmy/Ant Dough Mixer back and forth was really clever...
Until dunderhead Opie comes in with his, "Yeah.. agitator's not good. Its always agitating everything." Witless Dullard was really the 'anchor on the show'. He weighs everything down.
This clip is the perfect example of his inability to keep up with, or even enjoy, Ant and Jims hilarious quickness.
Cmon opie s not that bad
@@NotAfraid280 No, he sucks, but he does occasionally have his moments.
that line didnt stop anything ya goon
The family gathered at the gate but weren't let in because none of them had golden tickets.
The chocolate bar jokes are AMAZING
7:39
I love when Opie's lines from the listeners bomb.
their chocolate is to die for
Wow, what a DARK story.
@PBR Street Gang
You see, dark refers to a type of choc...now wait a minute you....
boooo, seven years ago, boooo
Fawkin homerun chipperson!!*clap clap*take us out erock
Hah. The dough mixer jokes were fucking classic. "Doe Mixer"
glad I found your comment to explain it. I was wondering what he meant by partying with female deer
"I didn't know he was a 'snicker'" lmao @ ant
I love Jim and Anthony's continuous worst joke contest.
brilliant doe comment by anthony
"as the agitator cracked his spine in two" LOL
i liek gaems “and it turned him into goo”
Who stands on the VAT rim! Lmmfao
@@esotericksoul7156 FALLS IN ON HIS HEEEEAAADD
He was the sweetest man we knew...
Sweetest man we knew. Best line ever
Poor man was met with a Hershey Kiss of death
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Now this man is one with the Milky Way
I feel bad for his family, but he also left behind a pet feline. His poor little Kit Kat.
🤣🤣🤣
I heard there was a 21 gun salute at his funeral; done by 3 musketeers
Slippy shoes.
"... and he has slippy shoes."
Jim and Ant on the dough mixer-classic.
It almost seems like a cartoon death. Wow. What a way to go!
im not gonna sugar coat it
This is why you don't hear of former members of the lollipop guild.
Oomba-Loompa dopadee do, I want to take a bite out of you.
Oomba-Loompa dopadee dee, that's one tasty death to me.
"who stands on the vat rim?" X )
"My Sweet Lord"?
That dude that said Oompa Loompa was epic.
But seriously, he shouldn't have been able to just SLIP into the vat. There should have been a proper safety rail.
They should have put some rails on the kit-kat walk.
You are right, but stupid people will do stupid things regardless. I've seen guys, trained and certified in a lot of fields of work do all sorts of stupid fucking things
That's a hell of a Milky Way to die.
Puts a new meaning in Cadbury’s Fingers.
Fuck, this sounds like a silly death in some cheesy horror movie. Anyone ever seen "Icecream man" with clint howard?
This had me rolling
Someone is getting some fun chocolate suprise on christmas.
Eating chocolate as I listen to this.
But I want to know if he became an Almond Joy or a Mounds bar? Since it was a guy probably Almond Joy.
CRASH!
They pull this guy out he looks like Han Solo in carbonite. They sell him in a big plastic box at easter. "He should be quite well protected. If he survived the horrific scolding process, that is"
Chocolate Rain! The agitator cracks my skull and leaves me brained!
They thought he was joking. He always had twix up his sleeve
This story's a "Whopper."
Homer Simpson would have ate his way out
and what did you do when you fell in to the vat of chocolate...I DIED!..lmfao!!!
This is the worst death I've ever heard of, Bar None. "Dave fell into the vat and died, so we're going to have to take a Time Out to clean the mess up. Take 5 guys."" His family is going to get a Bounty out of that lawsuit and the lawyer is getting a Skor after this incident.
He always did want to go to Mars.
he was really one of the 3 Musketeers.
Why do people mourning about a guy that died in an accident always seem to just say what an all-around great guy he was and how sad it is that he's dead? For that matter, why is it that whenever there's TV news about a murder, they show a yearbook photo where the person is smiling and looks really happy? Don't jerks or unhappy people ever get murdered or die in industrial accidents?
chocolate rain
I hear his last words were "Oh fudge."
That chocolate guy took a break than said "give me some of that Kit Kat bar" tssssk tssskk
Heard his family sued the factory for 100 grand
oh my god, im in pain im laughing so hard, this is incredibly funny...
and delicious by the sound of it
He got killed by that...thingamajig.
rest in reese's pieces
lmao this was helarious. im off choclate for a lil while but either way its fuckin funny hahah
who stands on the vat rim
we do chocolate bar humor here =)
The guy was actually a fascist dictator. So this actually ended his Chocolate Reign of terror.
theclarkhome Chocolate Raaaain!
Spinning agitator crushed my brain!
Eight years later
and to my previous joke
*CRASH*
is there anywhere u can get daily show opie and anthony torrents like u can with howard stern and some other ppl?
The guy who jumped in after him must've got his skin boiled off if it's chocolate at 120 degrees...........
120° isn't hot enough to boil the skin off, but I'm sure he got burns.
Let's ask Jesse Ventura.
That's Fahrenheit, mor0n
@@rjfink you must be so inadequate
Payday doesn't have chocolate ant, booo
Too bad his wife's a widow. No one can console Her-She's destitute.
So it would be safe to say that this mans death was tragically delicious right?
....Get it?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
pricks live forever
To anyone who disliked this, 5:19
Goddamn I love puns
talk about a bad batch of chocolate....
Was that really God’s plan for that poor bastard? 😖
You know how much his life insurance policy was worth.
How the fuck could you be related to this guy and still believe in god after going through that? Really?! Especially after the guy prayed for a job and then died lol
@MindstormRecs
Um...he fell....pretty easy to still believe actually. Those who would actually lose their faith over the STUNNING realization that life in this world is not eternal, they tend to be full of themselves and probably never had much to faith to begin with. The death was just an emotional cataylist to justify what they already believed in deep down.
People die, it sucks but you get over it.
This was in poor taste!
eesh, that actually sounds fuckin awful, fuckin funny bit what a shitty way to go though
terrible!!!
“It was not like him to die in a vat of chocolate.” Lol
Pat was hilarious.