Girl: Ah, finally. This is the moment! Boy: Will you leave me? Girl: Nah! Boy: Do you love me? Girl: Yes, a lot! Boy: Have you ever cheated on me? Girl: No, why are you asking this? Boy: Will you kiss me? Girl: Everytime i get the chance! Boy:Will you ever hit me? Girl: Are you crazy?! Of course not! Boy: Can i trust you? Girl: Yes. Boy: Darling. Now read it backwards.
+jacksepticeye i just want to thank you for making all of us happy every day u make us smile everytime BTW have u got my sam? well mines dosent have my name on it it comes with a letter also wheres happy wheels?
Aiden Hennigar No, I think he was right about how you can have one movement and one utility at the same time - but not two movements, or two utilities.
Ahh, 1912 the year the TITANIC sank and when rose decided to not let jack onto the door when there was more than enough room for the two of them!! (Also one of my FAVORITE movies!!!)
I know but it's called losing popularity. Eventually, jack might lose his popularity. Maybe tomorrow, maybe in a century, but it happens to everyone and every game that becomes popular.
I like the captions on because its cool that they actually have like *giggles* or. *laughs* and thank you for making the captions! And have a good day :D
@@iheartmidgets9172 even more emojis😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
+jacksepticeye is there a P.O Box or anywhere I can send a letter to, I know that I probably will never get to meet you and I really have a letter I want to send
Normal Person: *Looks for a place they can land on, then runs, and jumps.* Jack: *Runs and jumps; then hopes a place to land will be where he's falling.*
" I'm not angry. it's just when things don't work out my brain tells me to yell "
Jack just explained the definition of Anger.
Play sally face again fucking please
Erin Russell i think you commented on the wrong person
You can’t use the word being defined in the definition. It defeats the purpose of defining the word. GET REKT.
@@bartholomew.williamson are you from shrek 1 or 2?
@@Tank0321 uhhh, both i guess
14:03 when jack is too good at the game
Too true😒
Best reaction ever. XD
Whale call 😏 you on to something
“ *What???* ”
I clicked on the timestamp & it showed one frame of Jack going *"E-"* & then buffered lmao
17:17 whenever jack says "glory" and "greatest" in one sentence im triggered enough to yell a papers please refrence
Rob Space GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA
Glory greatest country GLORY TO ARTOTSKA MY FREND
Me: I'm going to end it all
Jack: NO DON'T JUMP
PULLS OUT A CAMERA
jack: OKAY NOW JUMP
Asdf movie 10
@@SkullToonix87 intro
When i searched that this came up
It’s muffin time
LMAO
I like how Jack can go to: YES YES YEEEEES!!!!! To: No!!! THIS IS SHIT!
I know
Rean Grans
hey lilac qlaillosten qiqr
I'm scrolling through le comments and waiting for someone to point out the BOSSNESS of his shirt.
(it says oppai)
ViviCatz The Derp that means boobs to envy one that doesn't know
Double Jump AND Air Dash?"
Give 'em a Katana and you'll be Genji
My bad, I commented half way of the video... but it would be cool thou
Lol still hilarious
Cory kenshin
@@naterolie1114 cuz my name Cory kenshin
14:04 **Dies laughing**
SAME!
Whaaasaaaaaaaat!!!!
I wasn’t expecting that either 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
12:28: That one made me happy.
you know your to fast when you FLY OVER THE FINISH LINE
grammar nazi
+Potato Games no, it's really basic english.
+KEVIN YANG 😂😂😂
you're *
i have lost all hope
"When Jack gets fucked into a corner, he fucks right back!"
- Jacksepticeye 2016.
That was god damn hilarious. Such a great game!
I was looking for this comment XD
I was looking for someone to quote that x')
What time is this?
+Mack Sauce 19:32
I was looking for this too
9:31 jack unleashed his inner Tarzan
also 14:07 XD IM SO DONE
+Daryl Bold it was so funny
i read this exactly at that time.
exactly my thoughts
+RedRagingPanda XD
9:00 one of my favorite Jack moments.
cluster truck is my JAM
like damn
HI RYAN
literally ryan i love you so much omg
RYANNN
+LENSES007 wtf
jack you **drive** me crazy with your videos
Ba dum tss
wow
'You beach'(since he is in a desert map)
Ok! *drives on sidewalks*.
in a bad way that you don't like him?
19:30
Ultra Pro Theories, what
How dare you send me an ad
Go to 9:31 and turn on captions
NovaSwift123 i choked on my food omg
Mating call of a whale. Hmm lemme think...
HE IS A WHALE NOW?!
I literally *mating call of a whale*
Strawberry cake why you don't turn on captions
I laugh till i cough and then i vomitted
Man I am so pumped, I am gonna go try in real life
+Bakingwpoison whooo hooo omg IM dead literally putting that audio clip in a video I'm editing
lol
+Bakingwpoison whooo hooo
Please
Please stop
The vine cancer...
It's too much
+Bakingwpoison whooo hooo oh god no
lool
seeing jack angry/frustrated is weirdly adorable. I can't be the only one who thinks that
i agree
i agree 2
It's the cutest thing ever, and the funniest thing
we are le jacksepticeye fanbois.
I'm early
Girl: Ah, finally. This is the moment!
Boy: Will you leave me?
Girl: Nah!
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Yes, a lot!
Boy: Have you ever cheated on me?
Girl: No, why are you asking this?
Boy: Will you kiss me?
Girl: Everytime i get the chance!
Boy:Will you ever hit me?
Girl: Are you crazy?! Of course not!
Boy: Can i trust you?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Darling.
Now read it backwards.
Omfg best comment ever
Funny and original! Nice!
Oh. Ok then.
+Dragon Born and yet completely unoriginal
yes
18:56 "What is the opposite of yes? It are the fuck you."
ZaapRay its the *oppisite* of yes
at 14:16 into the video wen jack went flying over the finish line I just couldn't stop laughing it was so funny
I SHOULD HAVE WON!! haha
+jacksepticeye HI JACK!!!!! 😀😀😀😀
+jacksepticeye i just want to thank you for making all of us happy every day u make us smile everytime BTW have u got my sam? well mines dosent have my name on it it comes with a letter also wheres happy wheels?
sup jack
I agree with Jack, I mean the whole time I watched him fly over the finish I felt so bad.
can you and critikal just sit down and talk on camera? the most energetic youtuber and the most monotone youtuber together in one conversation xD
actually Jack is much more chill when he's not playing
+MINE BOT hello mine bot
omd XD how would THAT end XD
YES
I love how jack looks like he is about to take his last breath in the thumbnail!!
I love your vids Delviant! i spt you!
Same! 😂
Who? :3
+LeafyIsBeefy u r watching his video. now do u know who?
Hey guys I'm so close to hitting my goal of 70 subs!
I do videos and helping me out would ve appreciated!
2:01
Replay it like 10 times
Yes
I heard die
Jack's face when he missed the goal is one of the best expressions for anyone.
You kept clicking the items twice and deselecting them! Silly Jack! XD
Thank you! Somebody else who noticed! :D
Jack, an ability is selected when there's a square inside that ability's icon.
Oh so he can use double jump and air dash at the same time!
Aiden Hennigar No, I think he was right about how you can have one movement and one utility at the same time - but not two movements, or two utilities.
He can't. When he clicked air dash, it deselected double jump.
We were talking about condiments, but then you started talking about Musr.
14:03 yeah jack you have to go THROUGH the goal
if that wasn't too obvious already.
9:34 subtitles on
i literally... *Mating call of a whale*
XD
Ha
I decided to try that. OMFG wth that is hilaurious
Also 12:54 is another one
Lol
OMG yes i have missed this series!!!!!
me too!!
me three!
me four!
+Wolfistair mee six!
I also have missed this series
Jack: THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE SICKNESS!
Me: That could have been the sickness that I could get down with? MAN!
Fuck you
Linda Cox - thank you! :D
shut up
temuulee temuulee - aww! that's so nice!
c'mon get stupifyed
Jack: Who likes to wait in a game called Clustertruck?
Me: The finish line.
9:15 and his natural jack call of frustration
18:34 did anyone else see a truck on top of another truck
i did😂😂
Lois Osorio i do
what is this? cars 1?
How else do they make babies?
Greyson Alexander they’re the delivery guys
1:53 he just face plant in the wall XD
Jack is super angry now XD
1:58
14:09 that look though xD
haha I'm dying😐
But did u see his shirt hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha haha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
14:08 he was so happy and then his face is like “WHAT”. It is hilarious.
There should be bonus levels called "Cluster Plane"
otherwise known as 9/11
+Tom Bell thats so edgy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Cluster boat / Cluster cycle / Cluster skateboard / Cluster dat boi / Cluster spaceship
+Tom Bell that's not funny
+Drake Michael neither was 9/11 tbh
Ahh, 1912 the year the TITANIC sank and when rose decided to not let jack onto the door when there was more than enough room for the two of them!! (Also one of my FAVORITE movies!!!)
Turbo Dismount needs more love, right?
301 club
not really
+Mark- -12 that's a UA-cam glitch that number is always like that for people like five mins after the upload dumbass
I know but it's called losing popularity.
Eventually, jack might lose his popularity. Maybe tomorrow, maybe in a century, but it happens to everyone and every game that becomes popular.
+Mark- -12 also don't do that just because his user name
14:05 kack was so happy and then his moof changed from "OK OK OOOOOOOK!!"to WHAAAAAT!!
JACKSEPTICEYE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T JUMP
ME: "I'M ABOUT TO FALL OF A TOWER"
JACKSEPTICEYE:"get camere"
Jacksepticeye:Ok now jump
When part
That...that's asdf movie 10
@@sharl_leg exactly thats why IM here
Part??
Wait when’s that part
I loved jacks expression when he jumped over the goal 😂
I like the captions on because its cool that they actually have like *giggles* or. *laughs* and thank you for making the captions! And have a good day :D
14:04 to 14:08, the change in his facial expression is priceless
jack your about the only UA-camr that can make me laugh
Brendan Magee me too
U need a harry potter pill
12:16 sounds like when flappy bird smacks into the warp pipes
17:25
Yay, Jacksepticeye said my name. Sort of. :P
Is is ur actual name or ur UA-cam name🤔
Of course.
You're name is leet.
I'm on a massive Cluster Truck binge and each video makes me more giddy and excited than the last
14:04 Jack sounded like Morty
*N o h e d i d n ‘ t .*
“Slow and steady wins the race”
Unless your Jackie Boi
....
7:05 tat wuz epic
the range of emotion that jack goes through playing this game is amazing
757 dislikes... There's only one answer... Parents.
Ayden Karnes yup
FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!!
876*
that's the beginning of my number.
I agree with that.
11:46 actually it’s called Cloak
Aw, I didnt see this comment until I commented the same thing 😂
Same
15:00 his face is legendary 😂😂😂
NOO don't jump *puts up cam and records* ok now jump XD
jack got in the asdf movie 10 with that
Is that from a video or did he actually record for the asdf movie and nothing else.
ASDF MOVIEEEEEEEE
sharon schwark YES!
I need to know the time he said that
11:13 We found the truth! Jack is part-cow!
What?
No he probably just has a Stand like Soft & Wet which explains his polynipples. Jack is a JoJo confirmed
What?
Ooooohhhhhhh yea noo not at all nipple ehhhhh no hell no
Thanks for making me fast forward
Been waiting for another one of these. I'm happy again
Weren't we all waiting
Your profile pic says it all
+Jordan's New York Life nice
We need more "This is the police"
Agreed
ya, I loved that series
NOW :D
NO
YES
The person who did the subtitles is in love with Jack. Every time he giggles she says "cute giggles"
9:32
Jacksepticeye's mating call
More like 9:17
18:35
Bitch ass nigga go fuck yourself
+Sqeaky clean pls dont bring that drama in this channel
+swing king get off the internet kiddo. :^)
GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!!!
your name and pic xD
I have a feeling you're koletchian
ei b0ss
+sativist can I habe pizza pls
Joji B0ssh, waddup
Jack 2016: I'm gonna call it Sick Brand
Jack 2019: Cloak Brand
Even when I watch this 4 years later, I STILL get adrenaline and dopamine when I watch your amazing videos!
Who else gotten so used to Jacks yelling that they can stand full volume WITH earbuds?
I dont think thats a good thing 😂
me
Me 🤓😁
Me
i started doing that a long time ago
14:08 I feel ya Jack, I feel ya
Top of the morning to you laddies
My name is Jacksepticeye
My name is Jacksepticeye
My name is Jacksepticeye
Jacksepticeye
Jack
Jack
Jack
ALL THE WAY
To foocking victory town!
+shayparty all the way!
Feels good to be a winner
Every now and then
+samantha klim I believe in you!
+shayparty i belive in steve
IN STEVE!
"common none of my friends" 💧💧so many tears for Jack a boy 😂😂
14:07 Jack's expression change...when you realize
11:20 and 14:05 WHY MUST THE GAME TAKE AWAY THE MOST AWESOME THINGS!!!
dodiVSgaming XD
9:33 Here we have Jackaboy going Super Saiyan
Im watching this series in a playlist and the difference in graphics is huge i love it
Rainbow Sparkle Dash... are we sure Jack's not a brony?
agreed
I swear if he is I will unsub and he is my favorite UA-camr, eh guess mark will do
Nicholas Villegas Fuckin' hater
Nicholas Villegas It's discrimination saying you hate someone just because of somethin' they like or how they act.
VaultPonyGaming triggered!
Cluster Truck......the new happy wheels
best game
Da fuq?
+Online Cat ikr
If anything guts and glory would be the new happy wheels, this has absolutely nothing to do with happy wheels. What made you think that anyway?
top of da morning laddis my name is jackepticeye and welcome to CLUSTER TRUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKK
15:00 at least you were too boss this time😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Tamara Damico more emojis😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
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Oh man I dont know why but I love going back to these cluster truck videos again..its kind of calming for me
8:48 transformers roll out
Ha no it’s not transformers it’s truckformers roll out
Autobots roll out
“Where am I!? What am I!?”
Jacksepticeye 2016
is anyone else here for "Noo!! Don't Jump....Okay jump now!"?
fake
14:03 the way he sat back 😂 "oKaAaY"
Why am I watching this in 3:39am?
don't we allxD jackaboy subs never sleep:D
Soo true!!!
liel perez its 12 22 for me at this time.
lily perez a
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HECK YEAH ClusterTruck Btw you're so much betterat this game than mark is.
haha thanks :P I have lots of experience by now
+jacksepticeye hi jack you really are great at the game at least better than I ever will
That is very true
+jacksepticeye is there a P.O Box or anywhere I can send a letter to, I know that I probably will never get to meet you and I really have a letter I want to send
***** I did would it be on one of the social media sites or on his merch store maybe?
Noo Don't Jump! - Okay Now Jump.
14:20 WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was legitimately laughing my head off
Its like a Raging Leprechaun XD
I need to get Jack's "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" made into my notification sound.
Lol just gets another UA-cam notification like "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" XD
Jack uploads: "JESUS F**KING CHRIST!!!"
I would get in SO much trouble if someone heard...
+Krik “Kitty” YT I've actually created a sample of it -- it's not on my phone yet though.
Where can I buy the spiderman toy you got like 2-3 episodes ago?
You mean spiderlaof? Its a Disney tsum tsum i think you can get it online on the Disney site
camilla van den Eijnde OMG THANK YOU! It's just SOOO cute, I had to buy it!
They are so cute and squisy X3
+camilla van den Eijnde (•~•)
There's more than just spiderman tsum tsums
Normal Person: *Looks for a place they can land on, then runs, and jumps.*
Jack: *Runs and jumps; then hopes a place to land will be where he's falling.*
The other flats in his apartment must be quite cheap.
hahaahaha so true
I'd think they would be rather expensive.
14:05 His face change😂
"What is the opposite of "yes"? It are the fuck you."
--Jacksepticeye, 2016
i love the subtitles when you turn them on here they say funny shit
guy we should make a video for jack just like we did for mark when he got 8,000,000
yuss!!! he will cry so hard!!! like this guys!
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yess we should!!!
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Great idea!
8:48 WHEN YOU SEE A WAVE SO BIG IT COULD CONSUME YOU!!!!!!!
You can do backflips by keep ur mouse moving down after looking down
This might be old, but it made me smile
you started an asdfmovie meme. thats good.
Its muffin time
Its actually half past three
Omg this is amazing!!! XD And also, today's my birthday!!! I'm 14.
happy birthday!!!
Happy birthday!!!
you get cookies and cake !
Happy birthday
happy b-day
This was freaking in asfmovie10
Why part
What
He's having so much fun. It's adorable.