Elon’s Terrible Plan for Twitter, Herschel Turns Abortion Scandal into Money Maker & Goodbye TikTok?

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  • It was a harrowing day of rain here in LA, the wind in London blew giant holiday ornaments down the street, people are setting up their Christmas decorations way too early, a Texas furniture salesman named Mattress Mack put 10 million dollars on the World Series and got a not so warm welcome from Philly fans, American workers are slacking on the job more than ever before, employees at Twitter have been working twelve hour shifts to meet the deadlines established by their new terrible owner Elon Musk, one of the commissioners at the FCC is calling on the Federal Government to ban TikTok over concerns that China could be getting their hands on our private information, Herschel Walker is turning his issues into business ideas, a Sheriff’s department in Lake County, Ohio is under fire for the Halloween costumes they put on their horses, and our new edition of “Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy!”
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  • @cerka27
    @cerka27 Рік тому +404

    Mattress Mack is a local treasure here in Houston. He does so much charity work. He provides free education for people needing their HS diploma, or GED, and during Hurricane Harvey, he opened his furniture store to victims, plus so much more.

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk Рік тому +1

      He kinda sounds like Crazy Eddie ,HIS PRICES ARE INSANE!!!
      (Used to be an electronics store up here in the tri state area till the late 80s if I recall.
      Check out a commercial on here😄)

    • @sethroberts627
      @sethroberts627 Рік тому +1

      Bot

    • @christinareyes2963
      @christinareyes2963 Рік тому +2

      I’ve always heard bad stories about him from the people who work for him

    • @justjerry2363
      @justjerry2363 Рік тому +2

      @@christinareyes2963 one would think you don't get that crazy rich without working hard but expecting everyone to work super hard as well (but for far less than what you're making! that's what always cracked me up about owners!)

    • @sparrowgael
      @sparrowgael Рік тому +2

      Maybe so, I don't live in Texas so I would't know about that...but he's upset here because he just lost $10,000,000.00 in a bet. That tells me something about him too.

  • @terr777
    @terr777 Рік тому +1553

    Mattress Mack is the guy who housed and fed flooding victims in his store when Osteen couldn't manage to open up his megachurch because the carpets might get dirty. Give the man a break.

    • @ashlibabbitt1111
      @ashlibabbitt1111 Рік тому +85

      That's no excuse for betting $10 million on a game.

    • @mariaghiglieri78
      @mariaghiglieri78 Рік тому +94

      Saw him interviewed by Houston KPRC, and he was just like… yeah, some guy had too many libations and cursing the Astros. I then lost my composure. Gotta give it to him: he owned the behavior.

    • @bigboytoyzrc9258
      @bigboytoyzrc9258 Рік тому +109

      Na he didn't want people in his church because he had over $600,000 dollars in cash hidden in the walls of the church😒🤔

    • @SunnyDiegoProduction
      @SunnyDiegoProduction Рік тому

      Mother Teresa also help some people, at the same time she had millions in her bank account. She purposely let her people suffer to get more cash and to get them closer to god like Jesus suffered on the cross lol The old man just seems like he wants attention, if you got 10 million for a bet just donate it, wouldn’t you get more satisfaction from that???

    • @MrBsbotto
      @MrBsbotto Рік тому +75

      Thanks for that, Terry. That definitely changes my view on Mattress Mack. If the guy is that public spirited, I feel bad that he lost his bet. And really, it's his business what he wants to gamble on.

  • @curtismwilliams
    @curtismwilliams Рік тому +44

    My favorites were the “My dad has done this every single year” kid. And the little boy who said “It’s ok mommy”. They were so cute.

  • @mrsalwaysrightforever6283
    @mrsalwaysrightforever6283 Рік тому +55

    I feel really bad from Matress Mack, I’m from Texas, I live like an hour and a half from Houston; and I know he is a wonderful gentleman he help a lot of people when hurricane Harvey flooded Houston back in 2017, he is a great person and deserves my respects ❤

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 Рік тому +2

      He sure drew out lots of fans in this comment section. Sounds like a great guy.

  • @lyndakelly564
    @lyndakelly564 Рік тому +558

    The little girl who said she didn't care if all her candy was eaten because next year they could just get more, was priceless.

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 Рік тому +19

      I don't care if they didn't actually eat her candy, they had damn well better get more next year. lol

    • @jasonwu9287
      @jasonwu9287 Рік тому

      She was also.... candiless. *rimshot*

    • @deepdoodle1
      @deepdoodle1 Рік тому +17

      That little girl is a total sweetheart.

    • @13juju
      @13juju Рік тому +8

      The Best One!!!!!

    • @glormoparch5154
      @glormoparch5154 Рік тому

      Someone doesn't really like candy that much. I'm not sure I could keep myself from buying any candy for a whole year 😳

  • @boythee4193
    @boythee4193 Рік тому +250

    you can tell what the family dialogue is like by listening to the kids talk. when the kid says, "i'm sick of you!" you know where she heard it from. and when the kid is forgiving and understanding, you know where he got that from too.

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Рік тому +34

      Yep, I was thinking the same exact thing. Children learn what they live.

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 Рік тому +4

      Where? Their teachers?

    • @cagneybillingsley2165
      @cagneybillingsley2165 Рік тому +7

      trusting people to decide for themselves what opinions are valid or not. so terrible! elon man bad!

    • @alansheiman4818
      @alansheiman4818 Рік тому +22

      Great observation. They absorb everything they see and hear from their parents.

    • @alansheiman4818
      @alansheiman4818 Рік тому +14

      @@jeremybenoit759 Their parents. They're a tad too young to be in school.

  • @DebraJohnson
    @DebraJohnson Рік тому +106

    Mattress Mac is an upstanding guy. He does a lot for the community. I’ve actually never seen him lose his cool, wow.

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien Рік тому

      I guess you didn't know he was a compulsive gambler.
      His reaction was pretty typical for someone with that affliction.

  • @patrickjenkins6383
    @patrickjenkins6383 Рік тому +83

    "I bet you guys had to poop," from a little girl who can't be more than 3 or 4 years old! And she said it with a smile while her brother was about to cry. Clever kid. 💙🤣

  • @mr.jazzbodkelsey58
    @mr.jazzbodkelsey58 Рік тому +262

    Mattress Mack is good people. I grew up in Houston. He helps out when hurricanes hit there, while Joel Osteen turned away his congregation at his stadium/church

    • @janiecapri9905
      @janiecapri9905 Рік тому

      Joel Osteen is nothing but an evangelist trying to make money off his people and yes I remember when he didn't want anyone in his church during the hurricane he's nothing but a phony with that fake smile he puts on a constantly can't stand you

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +23

      I really hate televangelists like Kenneth Kthulhu Copeland and Joel Osteen!

    • @ashlibabbitt1111
      @ashlibabbitt1111 Рік тому +6

      That's no excuse for betting $10 million on a game

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому +7

      Remember 2009 - 2014, when he purchased full page newspaper ads & hours of late night tv air time backing the Tea Party?

    • @jesusamaya8943
      @jesusamaya8943 Рік тому +4

      @@sunshine3914 let him back whoever he wants... still a better Christian than most televangelists...

  • @C1DIP
    @C1DIP Рік тому +215

    Mattress Mack is a well respected celebrity in Houston. He is known for his multi-million dollar bets!

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому +13

      Some Houstonians haven’t forgotten him leading the Tea Party…. taking out full page ads & hours of tv airtime to rant about President Obama, for over 3 years.

    • @C1DIP
      @C1DIP Рік тому +3

      @@sunshine3914 leave politics out of sports 👋🏽

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому

      @@C1DIP Take a knee….

    • @STEVENFRYFRY
      @STEVENFRYFRY Рік тому +2

      @@C1DIP that's not sport, it is politics. The sport was a previous life

    • @jasonallen3678
      @jasonallen3678 Рік тому +2

      And big time Dope Dealer..

  • @rockyrosen3744
    @rockyrosen3744 Рік тому +44

    That kid with the sandwich wins! He was so forgiving 💚💚💚

    • @rachaelstaes3500
      @rachaelstaes3500 Рік тому

      He said "it's ok mommy" and then starting crying in his hand quietly. My heart💔😢. What a good soul.

  • @alwayshavestrengthjoy7450
    @alwayshavestrengthjoy7450 Рік тому +20

    The Hershel Walker oopster video was hilarious. 😂😂😂LMTO! Need to be a campaign ad!

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Рік тому

      Wow!
      I'd thought that iT was🤯

  • @johndunsmore6462
    @johndunsmore6462 Рік тому +121

    Yeah, but here’s the deal with Mattress Mac: He’s been doing this for several years. If a customer buys $3,000 worth of furniture from him, and the Astros win the World Series, the customer gets the furniture free. So, he kind of wins either way

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому +6

      Also led the tea party movement, pouring a shitload of $$ into it.

    • @phoenixblanco3892
      @phoenixblanco3892 Рік тому

      @@sunshine3914 Donates a ton of charity AND isn't a Democrat? No wonder the Left hates him

    • @onamattapeeya
      @onamattapeeya Рік тому

      @@sunshine3914 aw is the triggered little cry baby going to go to Every post and complain that the big bad tea party hurt their feelings, I'm 100% anti tea party but grow up dude

    • @christinareyes2963
      @christinareyes2963 Рік тому

      I’ve always heard bad stories about him from the people who work for him

  • @fdrstan
    @fdrstan Рік тому +360

    I’m actually more productive working from home, mainly because I don’t want my bosses thinking I am slacking or they might make me come back to the office. The whole working in person thing part of my life is over.

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 Рік тому +41

      I agree with you. There are so many non work-related distractions in the office. They removed our cube walls to foster brainstorming, but now all I hear about is how drunk they were last night or what game little Jeremy has tonight. I got so much more done when I worked from home during COVID.

    • @nothingless8162
      @nothingless8162 Рік тому +10

      I'm there with you

    • @Sivah_Akash
      @Sivah_Akash Рік тому +7

      I feel like personal work is done better at home, but collaborative decision making is better made in-person (for me personally).

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Рік тому +15

      I hope so, because it's a great idea. It also just puts more traffic on the streets, and being out among tired drivers and heavy commutes is such a waste of time and energy when you really don't have to do it.

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Рік тому +12

      You are very lucky to even have the option to work at home, many folks don't. Good for you!....its good for the environment and a happier worker is a more productive worker

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 Рік тому +9

    I have to weigh in: The little girl in blue that just exclaimed, "Dammit!" and the little boy in green that went catatonic were my favorites. I was glad to see a few where the parents told them it was a prank, but the poor dad that was disappointed by the lack of response was GREAT!!!

    • @loditx7706
      @loditx7706 Рік тому

      The kid that threw a tantrum and bawled noisily should have been clipped upside the head and denied candy for a year. What a snot!

  • @mrs.w5145
    @mrs.w5145 Рік тому +22

    I loved the big brother that said his dad did this every year and he knows the pain. 😂

  • @MariaBareiss
    @MariaBareiss Рік тому +53

    It is TOO DARN EARLY for Christmas decorations!!!

    • @SnoozeAddict
      @SnoozeAddict Рік тому +6

      Let me live!! 😂🎄🎁🎅🏼☃️

    • @InterestedCitizen
      @InterestedCitizen Рік тому +4

      People should enjoy any celebration at any time of the year, as long as they don't hurt anyone. 🎁🎄🎋❄️⛄

    • @Turbojonny5
      @Turbojonny5 Рік тому +1

      Might as well celebrate Valentine's and The 4th of July while at it 🙄

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 Рік тому

      Costco has christmas stuff out here at the end of august, when it was 100 degrees out. Never too early to make a buck

  • @Enterprise1701J
    @Enterprise1701J Рік тому +12

    That magic word that would make a child’s crying switch to a laugh immediately…”poop” 🤣

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Рік тому

      Hurting or purposefully upsetting children for laughs is as funny as a crutch and disgusting

  • @iHatePolitics
    @iHatePolitics Рік тому +79

    The kids reactions to the lack of Halloween candy had me both crying with laughter at "Oh Damnit!" to feeling so bad for a few of the other kids.

    • @loganmalough2379
      @loganmalough2379 Рік тому +1

      If my parents ate my Halloween candy, I’d cry all the way until Christmas.

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Рік тому +9

      Hurting or purposefully upsetting children for laughs is as funny as a crutch and disgusting

    • @dougmacmillan1712
      @dougmacmillan1712 Рік тому +5

      @@wonderrob3225 I totally agree. Think back to being a child and the times you've been misled or disappointed by your parents. I'm in my '70s and I vividly remember when I was 5 when my parents tricked me when they took me for a tonsillectomy. Even at 5 I thought "why can't you just be honest with me?" I can handle it.
      The same thing goes for videos of scaring pets. They are not funny and they betray the trust our furry friends have in us.

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 Рік тому +2

      Think of all the children who now need therapy

    • @CT-vm4gf
      @CT-vm4gf Рік тому +1

      The boy with the sandwich, omg my heart sank.

  • @KB-hd4iz
    @KB-hd4iz Рік тому +50

    It takes huge balls to put up Christmas decorations early like that!🤣

    • @rodneyfoster9719
      @rodneyfoster9719 Рік тому

      Actually, it has nothing to do with the size of anybody's balls.

    • @sanitycruzer
      @sanitycruzer Рік тому

      I was thinking that about your comment.

    • @sashamcevoy7474
      @sashamcevoy7474 Рік тому

      Not Christmas decoration but actually Fine Art!

    • @thedarkpassenger6696
      @thedarkpassenger6696 Рік тому

      @@rodneyfoster9719 Oh really!? Cuz my balls turn blue when I read comments like this 😠

  • @---Tre---
    @---Tre--- Рік тому +272

    Our productivity is just trying to align with our low wages.

  • @solvseus
    @solvseus Рік тому +268

    Actually, you have productivity backwards. A lot of companies are forcing their employees to come back to the office, which they are not happy about. We had to start reversing our policies when half the office workers made it clear they did NOT want to be back in, even part time. Add in companies taking advantage of inflation to increase prices and pay their execs more or buyback stocks instead of paying it's employees more, and you have the quiet quitting while they look for better jobs.

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Рік тому +17

      Yep

    • @STEVENFRYFRY
      @STEVENFRYFRY Рік тому

      Inflation is not taken advantage of, it's created by greed. Supplies are low and demand is high, capitalism at its best.

    • @susannehuber3996
      @susannehuber3996 Рік тому +11

      Yes

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 Рік тому +4

      If they don't want to pretend they're working here they can pretend to work somewhere else!

    • @wendycregan2147
      @wendycregan2147 Рік тому +15

      Thankyou for explaining. Not to short not to long. And I don't blame them. So thankyou too for understanding the broader perspective as to why they have these results....

  • @0blivvy8
    @0blivvy8 Рік тому +8

    I hope all the kiddos got extra candy the day their parents pranked them! The boy with the sandwich & the little girl who said it's ok we can get more next year were too sweet!

    • @oldslowcoach
      @oldslowcoach Рік тому +1

      I hope someone hides their car from them before they have to go to work. What's good for the goose...

  • @bourneslippy8039
    @bourneslippy8039 Рік тому +181

    That kid that said "you are making me super super angry" reaction was kinda terrifying 😆 I wouldn't go to sleep without telling him you were joking

    • @adb888
      @adb888 Рік тому +32

      Yeah, some of these kids have me worried for when they're adults.

    • @jaredknapp8886
      @jaredknapp8886 Рік тому +1

      Bahahahaha

    • @bananasinpajamas7393
      @bananasinpajamas7393 Рік тому

      EXACTLY!

    • @smlorrin
      @smlorrin Рік тому

      He might have turned into a sociopath because of this. 😬

    • @robertgagne8892
      @robertgagne8892 Рік тому +3

      You got that same vibe too, huh? I sorta shuddered a bit...

  • @Shieldmaiden313
    @Shieldmaiden313 Рік тому +6

    Woke up to snow here in Northern California Sierra Mountains!!!! ❄️🌨️🗻🏔️🥶🥰

  • @marydoo7311
    @marydoo7311 Рік тому +9

    Re "we ate all your candies": It breaks my heart to watch. Then the audience laugh at the children's feelings of betrayal. Horrifying.

    • @alo6125
      @alo6125 Рік тому +2

      I didn't like that bit either. Poor kids. A mean trick.

  • @jimmaughan1898
    @jimmaughan1898 Рік тому +20

    Hey Kids! Remember this when selecting a nursing home for Mom and Dad.
    Last laughs are best!

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis Рік тому +66

    So glad I never downloaded Twitter....saved a lot of time :)

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +7

      And braincells.

    • @joanfrellburg4901
      @joanfrellburg4901 Рік тому

      Good luck bearing the rath of his butt lickers rushing to defend him for spending 44 billion on a hornets nest.

  • @rckli
    @rckli Рік тому +6

    “Balls come in two” is sadly the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while
    Way funnier than “tricky treats”

  • @poppinsh.7820
    @poppinsh.7820 Рік тому +21

    Mattress Mack has given more to Houston than anyone else. Even when his health was in jeopardy, he stood tall for Houston. I no longer live there, not even Texas - but Mattress Mack is one of the best humans - biggest heart. Just sayin’

  • @susanrobinson910
    @susanrobinson910 Рік тому +222

    You know, when Elon Musk bought Twitter I thought he might do humanity a huge favor and just delete the whole thing!
    I STILL hope it will happen…
    Social media is a plague.

    • @bourneslippy8039
      @bourneslippy8039 Рік тому +43

      You can trust that Musk will do whatever he thinks is best for Elon Musk.

    • @iamwell5654
      @iamwell5654 Рік тому +37

      Musk & humanity in one sentence? Lol. That’s hilarious.

    • @artificefount9930
      @artificefount9930 Рік тому +5

      Everyone would just switch to the next most similar app. Or worse, people would split their subscriptions based on political affiliation, further dividing us.

    • @twinklinglicin
      @twinklinglicin Рік тому +18

      @Rose it's already free. he's gonna start charging you for it. how's that for 'free' speech?

    • @joebrowne9217
      @joebrowne9217 Рік тому +6

      Sorry kid but it's actually called Anti social media.....

  • @brucebaur481
    @brucebaur481 Рік тому +6

    bad parenting, it's vile!

  • @tashnahtv6098
    @tashnahtv6098 Рік тому +23

    I was most afraid for the little man who said absolutely nothing. He just sat there contemplating life.

    • @pumpkingill9646
      @pumpkingill9646 Рік тому +1

      Mark. His silence showed true trauma.

    • @tashnahtv6098
      @tashnahtv6098 Рік тому

      @@pumpkingill9646 I agree.

    • @oldslowcoach
      @oldslowcoach Рік тому +1

      @@pumpkingill9646 mind-boggling how people can do this to children

    • @sh3llz2
      @sh3llz2 Рік тому +3

      Little guy was in total shock.. He couldnt understand anything in that moment

  • @barbaraschultz1442
    @barbaraschultz1442 Рік тому +8

    This makes me sad watching parents do this

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Рік тому +2

      Hurting or purposefully upsetting children for laughs is as funny as a crutch and disgusting

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 Рік тому +1

      "As funny as a crutch"?
      Wtf?

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Рік тому

      @@whocares9033 It's a copy-paste comment. Report as spam and move on.

  • @amandajones661
    @amandajones661 Рік тому +18

    Productivity is down because they have figured out that life is more important than work.

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Рік тому +4

      Exactly. They now want to work to live, not live to work.

    • @beckydavis1820
      @beckydavis1820 Рік тому

      Well your pay reflects it.

    • @oldslowcoach
      @oldslowcoach Рік тому

      @@beckydavis1820 there is far too much emphasis on "one's pay"... it doesn't equate to one's value, unless the only value one knows is monetary

  • @cd2110
    @cd2110 Рік тому +8

    No. It's cruel to do that to children!

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Рік тому

      No it's not. The ones who cry are only crying because they're little kids who think the world should fit their limited views and experiences. They're gonna learn sooner or later that things ain't gonna go their way all the time. Thinking their candy is gone isn't gonna drive 'em to suicide. Grow a funny bone, sheesh.

    • @arellatikvah
      @arellatikvah Рік тому

      No, it is not cruel. These children had their candy returned to them and were upset for the tiniest time. Children aren't that fragile and the real world is the cruelest. SMH

  • @chily7343
    @chily7343 Рік тому +2

    Mattress Mack is good guy, He helped Texas flood victims when paster Joel Osteen would not. The bet I believe is to offset losses at his store , if the Astros when some people get free furniture.

  • @GeKo1966
    @GeKo1966 Рік тому

    "Balls travel in Two´s" 🤣🤣😂😂Good one J.K! 👌🏻👍🏻

  • @IshhTheFish
    @IshhTheFish Рік тому +36

    The guy just threw away 44 billion dollars. Could you imagine??

    • @turbostixxx
      @turbostixxx Рік тому +5

      Just like he threw all his money away on Tesla and SpaceX. What a failure. Derp.

    • @HeraldOfBadger
      @HeraldOfBadger Рік тому +1

      everything. musk does. is stock manipulation and pump and dumps.

    • @IshhTheFish
      @IshhTheFish Рік тому +8

      @@turbostixxx fair disclaimer past performance does not guarantee future performance 😂

    • @jorgeAKAgeorgesimonhernandez
      @jorgeAKAgeorgesimonhernandez Рік тому

      Yes

    • @DrPhil-kx3ci
      @DrPhil-kx3ci Рік тому +1

      According to you

  • @detectivepikachu3161
    @detectivepikachu3161 Рік тому +92

    don't make fun of mattress mac, Austin, Texas loves him. he is a nice guy and throws a crazy awesome fireworks display every 4th.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому +9

      He backed the Tea Party, openly. He finally shut his mouth about politics just 2 years ago.

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 Рік тому +4

      @@sunshine3914Mattress Mac is RADICALIZED.

    • @modernwonder
      @modernwonder Рік тому +4

      Austinite since 1994. Never heard of him, but I kinda have a laundry list of reasons why I hate fireworks, soooo. There's that.

    • @jasonallen3678
      @jasonallen3678 Рік тому

      He's a dope dealing fascist, so kick rocks.

    • @Misses-Hippy
      @Misses-Hippy Рік тому +1

      Fireworks give birds heart attacks.

  • @blackpearl6836
    @blackpearl6836 Рік тому +1

    The Little girl who said "Dammit!" killed me!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I love this segment so very much! Thank you Jimmy!

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Рік тому +1

      Hurting or purposefully upsetting children for laughs is as funny as a crutch and disgusting

    • @whocares9033
      @whocares9033 Рік тому

      Go clutch your pearls somewhere else

  • @legilooks
    @legilooks Рік тому +3

    Controlling your emotions and impulses is the MOST important part!.!

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 Рік тому +16

    WARNOCK FOR SENATE!!!

  • @ruthbennett7563
    @ruthbennett7563 Рік тому +4

    No one is likely old enough to get a reference to that classic show “The Prisoner” here…
    But the Marauding Orbs certainly are asking for it! 😂😂😂

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Рік тому +1

      That show, those Orbs absolutely terrified me. I was too young to understand what the show was about, but old enough to get completely freaked out by those Orbs going after people. Have had literal flashbacks over the years from watching that once or twice. I couldn't remember the name of that show or perhaps never knew it. You can bet I'm not going to be looking for any UA-cam videos of it.

    • @MPM6785ChitChat
      @MPM6785ChitChat Рік тому

      People can still watch the series - it has a bit of a cult following 😆
      It was filmed in Portmeiron in Wales which is still a busy tourist attraction as the Sets are still intact.

  • @shan22777
    @shan22777 Рік тому +6

    The kid that quietly cries and says “it’s okay mommy” broke my heart 😢

  • @mojo500100
    @mojo500100 Рік тому +2

    That fact that the candy ruse is kinda mean notwithstanding….the boy who said, “it’s okay” deserves credit, bigly.

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 Рік тому +20

    I might just sign up for Twitter so I can have the pleasure of deleting my account.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself Рік тому +4

      Next time, on Jimmy Kimmel: "Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I told my Twitter account that I was canceling it!"

    • @jesnoggle13
      @jesnoggle13 Рік тому +1

      @sam rut apparently it’s not going to be “free”. Lol

    • @DoWorkNP
      @DoWorkNP Рік тому

      @@jesnoggle13 I don't use garbage Twitter and never will but it will still be free. Maybe look into it more instead of just listening to political puppet Jimmy.

  • @lolawants2008
    @lolawants2008 Рік тому +38

    I’m 40. It used to be thanksgiving decorations as soon as Halloween was over & Christmas started as soon as Thanksgiving over. Wtf when did it change

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Рік тому

      There were Christmas decorations in stores before Halloween.

    • @AustynSN
      @AustynSN Рік тому +1

      It changed when they started playing Christmas music after independence day. (Okay. Maybe an exaggeration, but not much.)

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 Рік тому

      2008

    • @Mark-Haddow
      @Mark-Haddow Рік тому +1

      It changed when Americans appropriated these ancient traditions. Halloween, for example, is only between the hours of darkness, on October 31st, in Scotland, where it originates. Christmas is exclusive to December 25th, in the UK, while the German celebration of Noel sees the 25th as the first day, during the advant. Thanksgiving, is pretty much celebrating British people not starving because the aboriginals shared some food with them. But now celebrated by neither groups that were involved.

  • @cindyllax
    @cindyllax Рік тому

    Thanks for bringing back the i ate all your candy challenge 😂😂😂🤣

  • @mmerriman4995
    @mmerriman4995 Рік тому

    That was great! Thanks for bring it back.

  • @donnaharewood9982
    @donnaharewood9982 Рік тому +7

    That prank was hilarious!

  • @joshh535
    @joshh535 Рік тому +5

    Lol I love how that one little girl was freaking out but her older brother was laughing “my dad does this every year”

  • @crocglox7797
    @crocglox7797 Рік тому +24

    That marauding orb on the street scene was so artzy freaky I thought it must be from a Flaming Lips performance.
    I hope Wayne held on, tight.

    • @ruthbennett7563
      @ruthbennett7563 Рік тому +1

      Or perhaps a cosplay gone wrong for “The Prisoner”?

    • @richcar3434
      @richcar3434 Рік тому +1

      It actually reminded me of the packman attack in that Adam Sandler movie, "Pixels".

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Рік тому +1

      I had a flash of the boulder coming after Indiana Jones!!!

  • @MrProdigy24
    @MrProdigy24 Рік тому +5

    Jimmy makes me laugh every time the show starts and he introduces himself, it’s not like someone is siting out there going “really, is that Jimmy Kimmel of the Jimmy Kimmel show?😅

  • @eternyti
    @eternyti Рік тому +1

    "Aw, damn it!" girl was hilarious! Kids cursing always gets me in the funny bone

  • @MsAchampion
    @MsAchampion Рік тому +59

    I loved the kids reaction to having their candy eaten, but I especially loved the little boy who was understanding but still upset. 😆 ❤️

    • @airbrushken5339
      @airbrushken5339 Рік тому +2

      I so wish I had taught my child (who's now 50) would have showed that level of maturity .... amazing little guy... ;)

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Рік тому +3

      I feel like that kid was too wise for his years, like maybe he saw what asshats his parents were and just knows they won't change. Be nice if I'm wrong and he's just a wise kid without the trauma.

    • @airbrushken5339
      @airbrushken5339 Рік тому +1

      @@marshwetland3808 One has to keep in mind that humans' frontal lope isn't developed at ALL yet...I was a training NCO in the US Army (9 years including a tour in VN) It's important for voluntary movement, expressive language and for managing higher level management functions ... this kid was miles beyond his age! And again his parents must have been a good influence on him... IMO ...just a thought...

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Рік тому +4

      Hurting or purposefully upsetting children for laughs is as funny as a crutch and disgusting

    • @MsAchampion
      @MsAchampion Рік тому +1

      @@wonderrob3225 As a parent and former neighborhood mom of other children, its fine to play tricks on them. It teaches them positive interaction and they often return the favor. Kids are a joy 😊. Trust me, no children were hurt during this funny exercise. The parents probably don't even allow the kids to even have much candy to begin with. Its all good fun.

  • @fog640
    @fog640 Рік тому +6

    The last children are proof we continue to evolve despite ourselves.

  • @sheldonroachford7232
    @sheldonroachford7232 Рік тому +1

    I swear, I thought this one boy was about to turn GREEN with anger!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @jannetteberends8730
    @jannetteberends8730 Рік тому +5

    My favorite part with the kids is that moment their brains are processing the message. And on top is the girl who thought it through and concluded they must had to poop after the fact. That is a very intelligent girl.

    • @TheThora17
      @TheThora17 Рік тому

      The girl that mentioned getting a cavity too lol

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Рік тому +1

      Hurting or purposefully upsetting children for laughs is as funny as a crutch and disgusting

  • @calvinbright3054
    @calvinbright3054 Рік тому +2

    People are not slacking on the job, they are refusing to work overtime for their corporate over-lords for free. Big difference. Businesses are whining because everyone has caught on that they've been stealing people's wages for decades and everyone's had enough.

  • @ralisalewis351
    @ralisalewis351 Рік тому +5

    The kid with the PB&J sandwich was the cutest!

  • @gernhartreinholzen3992
    @gernhartreinholzen3992 Рік тому +1

    13:01
    "I ate your candy"
    -> Thousand-yard stare of a shell shocked solider whose mind got broken by the terrors of war.

  • @kenschulz4186
    @kenschulz4186 Рік тому +2

    Isn’t the candy thing some form of mild child abuse? The poetic Justice is that these parents will get what’s coming to them. Good luck!😊 (Sorry kids)

  • @YawaruSan
    @YawaruSan Рік тому +6

    The sociopathic fixation on work is disgusting, life is wasted working.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +81

    Look, Georgia. Yall already gave us MTG. I don't ask for much. All I ask is to not have Herschel freaking Walker for Senate! The guy is the embodiment of CTE! He's just Kanye with a little more brain damage!

    • @SisterWomen
      @SisterWomen Рік тому +1

      We don't have illusions about Walker. But would you vote based on who I wanted you vote for, because of my personal best interest or private entertainment? You should vote in your best interest and on behalf of your community, not based on bullying or sneering from me or anyone.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Рік тому +11

      @@SisterWomen But you shouldn't vote for bullshit candidates that are there to be a token black and easily manipulated. Proof of token black - Graham's recent appearance with him. And black people's reaction.

    • @feszty
      @feszty Рік тому

      @Rose That they are complete idiots?

    • @bananasinpajamas7393
      @bananasinpajamas7393 Рік тому +2

      Big facts! Herschel Walker is a special needs puppet that embarrasses ALL of us equally.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Рік тому

      @Rose Make speech free again, they tell the truth... Sounds like a bot saying only 4 words

  • @Christina.Bassford
    @Christina.Bassford Рік тому +1

    I heard Elon is installing a huge aquarium under the twitter building where he keeps his sharks with frikin’ laser beams on their heads!😂

  • @oneworld9071
    @oneworld9071 Рік тому

    Originally and still a native of Annapolis, in late 70's I went to Long Beach City College for what was then one of the best Electronic Music programs in the country. There's something about rain in the Los Angeles basin you'd have to see to appreciate. I understand that the mountains east of Los Angeles, combined with ocean moisture tend to trap particulates such as vehicle exhaust, the smoke of fires, industrial "smog". The sky was ALWAYS orange. However, the day after a good rain the sky is (was, anyway) sparkling blue...... I hope to live long enough to see the effects of a reduction in gas-powered vehicles. While the Washington, D.C. beltway (495) and Baltimore Beltway (695) can turn into region-size parking lots during rush hours, traffic jams on the freeways of Los Angeles/Long Beach were literally oceans of vehicles.

  • @nancyhowell7735
    @nancyhowell7735 Рік тому +10

    Those kids will be scarred for life. Be careful when it’s time for mom and dad to go into a nursing home. Paybacks, you know.

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 Рік тому

      Kids can't take a joke??

    • @theedgeofoblivious
      @theedgeofoblivious Рік тому +3

      @@lillyanderson3623 They're not supposed to. Betrayals by your parents are not a thing you're supposed to endure as a child, and yes, to them, that kind of thing is a betrayal. They have limited understanding of the world and of their connection with their parents, and it's really irresponsible and bad for their development and their feelings toward themselves and toward their family.

    • @nancyhowell7735
      @nancyhowell7735 Рік тому +2

      @@theedgeofoblivious
      Exactly! It’s a mean, cruel trick to play on kids of that age. They are too young to understand the trick, but the feelings of betrayal by a parent will last a lifetime.

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 Рік тому +1

      @Nancy Howell Betrayal? The kids got their candy back. It was a prank. The kids' reactions revealed which parents are doing a good job.

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 Рік тому +1

      @@nancyhowell7735 🙄

  • @TahtahmesDiary
    @TahtahmesDiary Рік тому +34

    Some of those kids made me really sad, ngl. I couldn’t stand making my baby cry for no reason 😢

    • @brobert4172
      @brobert4172 Рік тому +4

      It's actually sick. I honestly have lost alot of respect for Kimmel with this type stuff

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому +7

      Your kids are gonna have a rough time in the real world.

    • @melissaburris7606
      @melissaburris7606 Рік тому +4

      @@brobert4172 yet here you are. Stop watching him then!

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Рік тому +3

      Hurting or purposefully upsetting children for laughs is as funny as a crutch and disgusting

    • @cheryltunt7868
      @cheryltunt7868 Рік тому +3

      Thank you. I don't think it's funny either.

  • @milliechalk8398
    @milliechalk8398 Рік тому +1

    Haven’t laughed this hard in ages. Thank you parents 😂

  • @arielsummers.watson
    @arielsummers.watson Рік тому +20

    I asked my granddaughter for some Halloween candy...all she said was Mommy's candy 🍬. She would say Mommy's candy over and over. I think they had this plan to keep me from getting candy. lol

  • @feszty
    @feszty Рік тому +16

    Mattress Mack is a good man. He helps the community all the time.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому +2

      While backing Republicans.

    • @christinareyes2963
      @christinareyes2963 Рік тому

      I’ve always heard bad stories about him from the people who work for him

    • @arellatikvah
      @arellatikvah Рік тому

      @@christinareyes2963 Spam. What on earth do get you get from copying posting the exact same thing on every comment about Mattress Mack?? Really I'd like to know how that can be at all satisfying.

  • @dodballabab
    @dodballabab Рік тому

    liked the one clip where you see the wrappers in the bucket lol

  • @ladykayla7417
    @ladykayla7417 Рік тому +3

    Individual houses putting up Xmas decorations in November is insane. But, for commercial places and towns, they have no choice. A bunch of companies that do the work of putting up decorations (among other things, of course) went bust during the last two years. So the ones that are left have been booked solid and places who left organising stuff too late are stuck with early dates or no decorations at all.

  • @davidarmillie4226
    @davidarmillie4226 Рік тому +24

    I have been waiting for this video! Some of those kids were so cute! That one little girl has got some parents with a potty mouth though!

  • @Iseerightthruyou
    @Iseerightthruyou Рік тому +29

    Elon may as well change the name from Twitter to Shitter, cause that's where it's heading.

    • @pjericson68
      @pjericson68 Рік тому +2

      It"s been there a few years already.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +2

      It wasn't there already?

    • @peepholepeople4490
      @peepholepeople4490 Рік тому +1

      Let THAT sink in

    • @woodycoat
      @woodycoat Рік тому +2

      Why bc it can't post far left hate and lies unchallenged anymore?

    • @Iseerightthruyou
      @Iseerightthruyou Рік тому

      @@woodycoat aww your projection is so cute. How's your tinfoil hat fitting? Not too tight? How's the air in your echo chamber? Getting enough oxygen?

  • @phoenixlight1111
    @phoenixlight1111 Рік тому +1

    Well, to be fair, a lot of those kids are waking up with sugar hangovers. Of course they're moody. Lol ☺

  • @Sunshine74444
    @Sunshine74444 Рік тому +5

    I want to see more of what happens when the parents come clean and admit it’s a hoax. I love that part.

  • @judysocal8682
    @judysocal8682 Рік тому +59

    I'm divided on the candy videos. It feels cruel seeing how upset some of these kids get. On the other hand I got a good laugh from the older brother nonchalantly saying dad does it every year while his sister has a melt down.

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Рік тому +4

      Hurting or purposefully upsetting children for laughs is as funny as a crutch and disgusting

    • @emilydavison2053
      @emilydavison2053 Рік тому +5

      Like Jimmy said, kids that age cry several times a day. I hope a joke is the worst they have to deal with in life.

    • @shelleydelayne4195
      @shelleydelayne4195 Рік тому +8

      I think they’re awful. Couldn’t watch. Kids should be able to trust their parents not to be cruel or cause intentional pain. It’s hard enough being a little one without having parents laugh at your distress. 😢

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Рік тому +1

      @@wonderrob3225 It's over candy. If it was about personal insults against the kids or calling them names or saying you don't love them, I'd agree with you, but it's just some goddamn candy. The kids that get super upset have some growing up to do. I've actually, legitimately been through child abuse, and this is *nothing.* Let 'em cry over umbrellas, shoe laces, pancakes, and candy. It's part of life.

    • @micah4242
      @micah4242 Рік тому

      @@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Maybe your trauma led you to dismiss casual cruelty. Maybe you never felt the thrill of a bag of candy you got from trick-or-treating at that age.

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 Рік тому +7

    productivity is down because workers have no incentive to work harder..
    almost as if not getting a livable wage, full benefits, or retirement pension has had a negative effect on morale..

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Рік тому +2

      Yep

    • @angus7278
      @angus7278 Рік тому

      People are finally figuring out how badly they are being exploited by late stage capitalism.

  • @patritchie4083
    @patritchie4083 Рік тому +2

    Love you Jimmy! Love your show.

  • @frankhoward6645
    @frankhoward6645 Рік тому

    That girl saying Damn it was hilarious 😂

  • @sriramsaravana5984
    @sriramsaravana5984 Рік тому +4

    "I know the pain" Lol

  • @monl3807
    @monl3807 Рік тому +23

    At least our Thanksgiving is early October that way you don't get sick of turkey

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +9

      I love Canada. I really do.

    • @martyjames9368
      @martyjames9368 Рік тому +5

      And most wait till after remembrance day before putting up Xmas decorations.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Рік тому +1

      I could NEVER get sick of turkey!!

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 Рік тому

      Yeah, but it also snows before the end of October most years... and in November it's like -25 already

  • @fan-plastictoys5948
    @fan-plastictoys5948 Рік тому

    13:02 That's straight up catatonia right there LOL. 🤣

  • @henriomoeje8741
    @henriomoeje8741 Рік тому

    The little girl "oh dammit." She must have heard too often from mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nunyabiznez666
    @nunyabiznez666 Рік тому +94

    I love seeing kids that are actually reasonable, understanding, and forgiving ❤ At such a young age where they could flip TF out.....as many have with this prank.....I think it shows pretty damn good parenting when the kids show their manners 🤗🙂🙃

    • @stevenwilson879
      @stevenwilson879 Рік тому +12

      Maybe. I just don't like prankiing children. They trust you.

    • @noprogressionisregression6854
      @noprogressionisregression6854 Рік тому +3

      I agree. Otherwise I do think when parents make it this huge big deal of getting candy and get their kids all excited and then tell them they ate it all I mean I kind of understand the kids reactions but at the same time it does show an inability to process emotions and a healthy way even at a young age. And then you see the kids that are super chill about it and it makes me think those kids are going to have a lot of emotional control.

    • @unhingedcringe5182
      @unhingedcringe5182 Рік тому +1

      10:36

    • @brobert4172
      @brobert4172 Рік тому +6

      I love seeing kids crying and having their childhood innocence and happiness messed around with for gags. Cool stuff.

    • @stevenwilson879
      @stevenwilson879 Рік тому

      @@brobert4172 Yes. My childhood. It was great. I'm in my sixties. I remember.

  • @WaningGibbous
    @WaningGibbous Рік тому +14

    You are right about social media ruining society, that and corporate greed.

  • @AustynSN
    @AustynSN Рік тому +1

    I was in LA about 4 years ago for work. It rained about 1/4 of the days I was there.

  • @Jenahh-aye
    @Jenahh-aye Рік тому +3

    It's never a good idea to have the most socially awkward person on your planet run a social media platform. Best day ever for Zuckerberg. He can finally replace his face on all of those memes with Elons face .

  • @remistarlight8485
    @remistarlight8485 Рік тому +9

    What would make Oops!r more realistic is if Herschel Walker drops you off and the police show up minutes later to arrest the woman who got an abortion.

  • @stevenalpha331
    @stevenalpha331 Рік тому +9

    Remember back in 1988 when hershal walker was a ballet dancer?

  • @ElPayasoMalo
    @ElPayasoMalo Рік тому

    That one kid stared off into space like he was having a war flashback.

  • @kuzzbillington6392
    @kuzzbillington6392 Рік тому

    "I ate all your candy" ... girl: "DAMNIT!"
    That one got great spirit and attitude lol.

  • @the0point
    @the0point Рік тому +12

    candy bit is still gold

    • @angus7278
      @angus7278 Рік тому

      Unnecessarily upsetting kids for entertainment never seems to go out of style.

    • @the0point
      @the0point Рік тому

      @@angus7278 preparing them for life

  • @twiceshy9773
    @twiceshy9773 Рік тому +19

    I think the whole "tell your kids I ate your candy" thing just exposes how what the parenting styles are like in that family- if the kids freak out or get angry or have tantrums or just sigh or laugh or forgive their parents immediately- where do you think the kids are learning those behaviours from?! The kids are picking up on how to act from YOU!! Lol yeahhh nahh, as well as any longterm effects to the kids, I just wouldn't want to expose myself to the internet like that- lol the interwebs can be mean!!😂😭😝

    • @adb888
      @adb888 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, a few of those exposed the next generation of Karens and Kens...

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Рік тому +1

      I would have screamed my head off.... I was bipolar (still am of course but take my meds now). And I'm not a terrible person or a Karen.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Рік тому +1

      @@adb888 they're little kids!

    • @adb888
      @adb888 Рік тому +1

      @@freya8133 Yeah, so what, all bad adults started off as kids - where do you think they learned it.

    • @Shortkingharry
      @Shortkingharry Рік тому

      Maybe if these were older children getting up on your high horse that a 4 year old has limited emotional control shows how little you know about early childhood development most kids would probably have a similar reaction

  • @justrosy5
    @justrosy5 Рік тому

    Ironically, I once knew a preacher's son who did that whole "Oopsir" thing with this chick he knew from a community college. His whole family pressured her to get an abortion, he paid her $1000 to go across the state to do it, then when he broke his foot, he had no money to pay for x-rays, a cast, etc. Served him right! All he and his family cared about was their precious "reputation." As Worf once said, "You can't tarnish a rusted blade."

  • @juliancrooks3031
    @juliancrooks3031 Рік тому +6

    Taking all their candy after they worked so hard to collect it is a good life lesson. It teaches them no matter how hard they work those above them will steal everything they worked for.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Рік тому +11

    Imagine being born in December, you have to wait a whole year for your birthday!

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Рік тому

      My dad was born on December 23rd 1921. His family was Greek Orthodox and their tradition is to celebrate birthdays on their Saint's name day, which was in May.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Рік тому +1

      My birthday is in December. I don't mind.

    • @beckydavis1820
      @beckydavis1820 Рік тому

      My son used to tell me he was ripped off.

    • @Shortkingharry
      @Shortkingharry Рік тому

      ...unless you have a different calendar EVERYONE has to wait a whole year for their birthday that's how time works

  • @mds4733
    @mds4733 Рік тому +52

    Mattress Mack is an absolute legend in Houston. He has done so much for that city and it's people.

    • @vista806
      @vista806 Рік тому +3

      And he WILL win the 10 million Dollars.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому +2

      Before his betting days, he was known for leading the Tea Party, in Houston.

    • @jasonallen3678
      @jasonallen3678 Рік тому

      For selling Dope,being fascist or selling mattresses?

    • @shurnbrendt7581
      @shurnbrendt7581 Рік тому

      @@sunshine3914 POV: hitting CTRL+F "Mattress Mack" to copy and paste the same reply every time.

    • @christinareyes2963
      @christinareyes2963 Рік тому

      I’ve always heard bad stories about him from the people who work for him