@@kalashniben9005 i totally agree his prison stories got me hooked on this podcast him taylor and woody are fun group of guys to listen to and laugh with
All the explosions, violence, stress and trauma from running the FPSRussia channel was too much for Kyle...He needed stability! So Over time, Kyle created the Woody Persona. But heres the problem...the woody persona is starting to take over. Every day, he interrupts more and more... Soon there will be only woody.
Lavonia?? My parents retired on the lake down there, I wouldn't think a single other person would know about that place. lol What in the world were you doing in Lavonia....
Chris Hammer that’s where he lived. where he shot all his videos. my friends grandma lived across from him. said their house shook constantly from all the explosions lol
Please title the video where Patrick responds as “long lost intel LEAKED of PKA story CONSPIRACIES” so I know I’ll click it and feel some sense of resolution regarding what the hell Patrick remembers of this story. Thank you.
Woody did do it. When people are lying, they reply with a question to defer defending themselves. As soon as Kyle explained it Woody goes “why would I do that?” Also you can’t blame her for the appetizers being late. That’s out of her control.
If an app gets fucked up and has to be re done usually the whole table will get their appetizers late. There’s a plenty of reasons a waitress can also be at fault though. Poor table management, taking too long to give the order to the kitchen, messing up which orders came from which table or fucking up another table which would then push back the arrival time of food for other tables are all valid reasons the waitress could be at fault. However in my experience it’s usually the kitchen.
Jack Adams I was a chef for years. In my experience, it’s usually the kitchens fault the timing of the appetizer gets fucked up. Usually a lack of communication and before you know it, entrees are almost ready and nobody has even started the appetizer, fucking everything up lol. Although, you did bring fair points as to when it can be the servers fault.
Next time I order food at a restaurant I'm going to say at the end of the order: "Any questions?" lolll One time, my friend always made fun of me for this, I was at a restaurant as a young lad and I had terrible social skills and perceptions, very honest and blunt about everything. I had eaten a lot of salmon growing up and loved it and so I ordered the salmon. It was good except they put some kind of sauce on top that was really gross. When the waitress came back around and asked how everything was, I looked up at her and pointed at my dish and said "This sauce, is NASTY" haha. Thus was the legend born of the "nasty sauce" which I was made fun of for years and years after that.
LaArdilla I was a user of a variety of drugs, pot for the most part though. Oddly enough I always remembered stories and instances with crazy good detail. My short term memory however is atrocious.
@@corruptVz Well the term deserves implies some sort of an evaluation, given that we are all imperfect we're not really entitled to make that type of omniscient judgement. Besides you GIVE the money(for me its 5$ because I'm in uni) because you're the type of person that GIVES money. Has 0% to do with anyone else!
I would honestly be surprised if he was nice to waitresses. He just has that look. You can tell he has money but he would probably tip like 10% or less
@@fiontathomas1574 You have a female name so you really aren't obliged to tip as often as men are. Men have an overbearing sense of honor and are condescending when people don't tip typically
@@notrealy180217 I’m a dude lol, name is fiontan just the forgot the n at the end, it’s Irish. Also a sense what be more of person to person rather than a gender to gender thing, no?
@@fiontathomas1574You shouldn’t make the minimum wage workers suffer just because you don’t like the idea of tipping, tips are calculated into their wages because they make less than minimum wage.
No he's a felon on probation. He will never be able to get another gun legally, unless he gets a really good lawyer to get him a pardon, or something similar.
@@Crispedkillah for real dude you are actually pathetic. I bet you still sit around in a wife beater making "weed smoking trick" videos. Lmao fucking degenerate. I think your caps got stuck.
Kerry Green Kyle is a genius. He’s a very well rounded businessman that knows how to make money. He is one of the most stand up guys you could ever meet. He isn’t arrogant, cocky, or some upity Douchebag. No need to hate on him!
@@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 you sound like an idiot. The dude called out how Kyle grew up extremely rich thus making it easy to continue being rich, ever heard of this thing called generational wealth??
Is it just me or is Kyle way funnier as himself than he ever was as fpsrussia
He wasn’t really being funny - he just had guns and a Russian accent. Kyle seems like a cool dude now tho
@@kalashniben9005 i totally agree his prison stories got me hooked on this podcast him taylor and woody are fun group of guys to listen to and laugh with
During the MW2 days that was some good ass marketing
thejtd21 its you
thejtd21 man you missed the rsk days 😭😂
If she knew she pissed off a guy that at the time had enough firearms to arm a medium militia
Spicer medium?
@@10mikemike89 a medium sized militia
@@kidthebilly7766 nah, a medium spicy militia.
@@RekzysTheTitan nah nah a medium rare army🤤
@@kidthebilly7766 he said medium with a question mark to imply he can supply a larger force than just a medium sized militia.
9:57 weird seeing Kyle look directly into the camera. I feel like I was never supposed to see this much of the right side of his face
if you go to fpsrussia here on youtube youll see all of him ;)
Hahahaha yeah it feels like a weird dream. Like you passed out listening to the podcast.
It's just funny to hear my name repeatedly in this video lol. It feels like they are talking to me. Haha
Patrick G. So your take hahaha?
your name is pig or unattractive?
I feel that
Good cocktease dickhead so what happened at the restaurant?!? 😂
aww they make you feel special?
I think Kyle is basically fight clubbing himself and thinks it was woody but woody is him
All the explosions, violence, stress and trauma from running the FPSRussia channel was too much for Kyle...He needed stability!
So Over time, Kyle created the Woody Persona.
But heres the problem...the woody persona is starting to take over.
Every day, he interrupts more and more...
Soon there will be only woody.
J peters in Lavonia, holy backwoods Batman, I didn’t think I’d ever come across that place being mentioned on the internets
Who's reznov kyle? What do the numbers mean?
if everyone thinks you are acting insane and you don’t, you are almost always in the wrong. sounds like jackie is insane too
Theyre weird people…
@@dahartluke8438 SEXXXXCACTION
woody is delusional. he obviously changed this memory and that is insane.
Woody always has to see himself as the good guy. Dunno what it is but god damn it’s prevalent in every episode
Would you rather be painted an asshole?
@@xRamRacing some people are more aware of their flaws and can sometimes even admit they did something bad
xRam it makes him seem like an asshole
Hey that reminds me of the neighborhood serial killer.
Mark hoppus hates him
Woody sounds like the guy in anger management that's minimizing everything 😂
4 minutes? Thats how long woody expects drinks to take?
I'm more than sure that Woody put on a blue shirt one day and said to himself "this will do". And now only buys blue shirts.
Lavonia?? My parents retired on the lake down there, I wouldn't think a single other person would know about that place. lol What in the world were you doing in Lavonia....
Chris Hammer that’s where he lived. where he shot all his videos. my friends grandma lived across from him. said their house shook constantly from all the explosions lol
@@joshbrooks653 Oh, well damn.. my dad would have probably loved it. Lol
Lake Hartwell, ones of the biggest lakes in the southeast
josh brooks deadass?
Better than bumfuck elbert or somewhere else
Please title the video where Patrick responds as “long lost intel LEAKED of PKA story CONSPIRACIES” so I know I’ll click it and feel some sense of resolution regarding what the hell Patrick remembers of this story.
Thank you.
what did he say?
any questions?
It’s crazy cause the more he tries to defend himself the more damning it is
Dang I missed Kyle.
holy shit i haven't heard someone say whiteboy7thstreet in like 10 years. jesus
6:18 oh that’s why (Video ends right there)
the red flags behind taylor in this lmao
Woody did do it. When people are lying, they reply with a question to defer defending themselves. As soon as Kyle explained it Woody goes “why would I do that?”
Also you can’t blame her for the appetizers being late. That’s out of her control.
If an app gets fucked up and has to be re done usually the whole table will get their appetizers late. There’s a plenty of reasons a waitress can also be at fault though. Poor table management, taking too long to give the order to the kitchen, messing up which orders came from which table or fucking up another table which would then push back the arrival time of food for other tables are all valid reasons the waitress could be at fault. However in my experience it’s usually the kitchen.
Jack Adams I was a chef for years. In my experience, it’s usually the kitchens fault the timing of the appetizer gets fucked up. Usually a lack of communication and before you know it, entrees are almost ready and nobody has even started the appetizer, fucking everything up lol.
Although, you did bring fair points as to when it can be the servers fault.
It was the waitresses bro they were talking about how it took them like 5 minutes to get drinks and they weren’t even getting refills
Every man and woman on the planet needs to do mandatory service industry job for 1 year. New rule once i conquer the world
These guys are all legit on the spectrum.
Kyle: Brutally honest
Taylor: Great at impressions (so am I buddy. So am i.)
Woody: Eyebrows for days
Next time I order food at a restaurant I'm going to say at the end of the order: "Any questions?" lolll
One time, my friend always made fun of me for this, I was at a restaurant as a young lad and I had terrible social skills and perceptions, very honest and blunt about everything. I had eaten a lot of salmon growing up and loved it and so I ordered the salmon. It was good except they put some kind of sauce on top that was really gross. When the waitress came back around and asked how everything was, I looked up at her and pointed at my dish and said "This sauce, is NASTY" haha. Thus was the legend born of the "nasty sauce" which I was made fun of for years and years after that.
If you didn't say it like a child it should be fine.
What a sissy you must be. Lol crybaby
2:16 “British” gets me every time
I watched 10 seconds of the survival trip and knew woody would die in real life in a day or 2
HE PLAYS TARKOV?
You know why I'm here woody.
I like how they use to drag on Lefty for wasting time but here’s 14 mins of the same thing being repeated lol
But this is a funny story about their past
Waitress Slayer Woody
this is like ASMR. intellectually and casually stimulating. also, does woody have a twitch/tourettes?
He was in a bad car crash when he was like 18 I think. My guess is it’s because of that
Alex Bernal all cool. I was just curious as I was watching. Love him
woody trying hard lol
Its funny cus when they say his memory is flawed is because he would be high all the time 😂 pothead me understaands he prolly had that g pen on him
LaArdilla I was a user of a variety of drugs, pot for the most part though. Oddly enough I always remembered stories and instances with crazy good detail. My short term memory however is atrocious.
I’m gay for Kyle
If I was gay I would want a man like woody 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
wtf is wrong with kyles finger at 1:31
He has swan neck deformity
@@PKAClips i dont even remember commenting this but thanks anyways
woody is so beta he still needs to be told what to eat at a restaurant apparently.
I’m playing tarkov while watching this lol
Cool story. Did you tell your mom?
Bigga Nigga who asked you
Loxer M. That’s my point. Nobody asked and nobody cares.
Bigga Nigga I mean 8 people cared so I don’t see your point
Loxer M. Wow 8 dumb people thought your comment was cool. Congratulations buddy
Ah, it's so much better with just these three. No need for a fourth person!
Is Kyle still make money off of the FPSRussia UA-cam channel
Dylan Cranfill if it gets enough views he still gets revenue from the channel
Not if the word “gun” is mentioned
Josh R not true.
He doesn’t make anything. He’s probably living off some investments and the little fortunes he made when he was does FPS Russia
@@christianjcedillo he's talked about it in previous podcast episodes! He DOES make revenue off of the fpsrussia vids......
Start doing the Joe Rogan Love Bomb Technique; tip 100$+ regardless and leave before they find it!
lmao no. not everyone is a successful comedian, and definitely not everyone deserves a tip like that.
@@corruptVz My bad, I should've added the time stamp, I was answering Woody's question. So I was speaking to Woody specifically.
@@du_fox i still stand by my comment. As nice as it would be, not everyone deserves it.
@@corruptVz Well the term deserves implies some sort of an evaluation, given that we are all imperfect we're not really entitled to make that type of omniscient judgement. Besides you GIVE the money(for me its 5$ because I'm in uni) because you're the type of person that GIVES money. Has 0% to do with anyone else!
@@du_fox you are delusional.
I would honestly be surprised if he was nice to waitresses. He just has that look. You can tell he has money but he would probably tip like 10% or less
To be completely honest even if I had Jeff bezos kind of money I wouldn’t tip out of spite to tipping. I hate the idea of tipping.
@@fiontathomas1574 You have a female name so you really aren't obliged to tip as often as men are. Men have an overbearing sense of honor and are condescending when people don't tip typically
@@notrealy180217 I’m a dude lol, name is fiontan just the forgot the n at the end, it’s Irish. Also a sense what be more of person to person rather than a gender to gender thing, no?
@@fiontathomas1574You shouldn’t make the minimum wage workers suffer just because you don’t like the idea of tipping, tips are calculated into their wages because they make less than minimum wage.
@@newnan7614 ok, so why not just pay them minimum wage then? Tipping is just propagated by needlessly greedy business owners tryna underpay staff.
Kyle needs to learn how to pronounce what
Why does it say “PKN”?
Lol newb
5:00
I actually believe Woody on this.
Who asked ? my missing father wont!
@@davidmckay2384 is the joke that your father was a waiter? Wtf.
God woodys meals is like his kid he just can’t get a normal one
THAT IS JUST A JOKE I DO NOT HATE SPECIAL NEEDS KIDS OR ADULTS
Dose Kyle still have guns?
Legally he can't
No he's a felon on probation. He will never be able to get another gun legally, unless he gets a really good lawyer to get him a pardon, or something similar.
Billy so the law lets your protect your self but not if your a felon
@@andyface5618 correct. He could still use bows, possibly crossbows and those high caliber/high pressure air guns though.
legally no, probably yes anyways
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Comment 69 lets go!
play Tarkov with me FPS i got 10k hours in FPS backgrounds =]
get cancer
@@corruptVz MICRO PENIS HIDING ONLINE BUD? GOTTA HIDE THAT FACE GAMER GAY
Imagine being this cringy
@@Crispedkillah for real dude you are actually pathetic. I bet you still sit around in a wife beater making "weed smoking trick" videos. Lmao fucking degenerate. I think your caps got stuck.
@@Noah26271 imagine hiding behind a fake profile picture because your a fucking loser
I like this dude until I realized he was a little rich kid.
he earned his money, maybe you should focus on yourself rather than being salty at someone else for your lack of success
Kerry Green Kyle is a genius. He’s a very well rounded businessman that knows how to make money. He is one of the most stand up guys you could ever meet. He isn’t arrogant, cocky, or some upity Douchebag. No need to hate on him!
@@nicandre7943 sorry I was just jealous
@@kerrygreen3012 lol
@@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 you sound like an idiot. The dude called out how Kyle grew up extremely rich thus making it easy to continue being rich, ever heard of this thing called generational wealth??