This is an old performance. He's really improved his timing since then. But timing isn't about being fast, it's about the spacing more. He's only a little faster now, but with the right spacing he nails it.
OMG! I miss this guy! Ron you rock, but I'm sure you know that already! Now I know what happened to you.... Been a long time since the Roller Rink on the Oregon Coast! I'm living in SO. Cal. now, have to go to the show sometime! Love to see you live....
+Rai Gresham It is easier to use a small saline bottle. It keeps warm longer and when taped properly can make you look like you are peeing when being watched from behind.
+Aaron Easter You are not a wise cannabis consumer like me. I have been forced to use the Field Kit twice now. I'm a pro while you fools are reproducing moron anti cannabis ignorant children
+Muggon How so? Jim Gaffigan makes jokes about being a father. Ron Funches does the single guy stoner schtick. I don't see what the two have in common besides both being male...
Woah.....I just realized something.... The little bit of incidental music that plays at the beginning of all the Conan videos....that upward sliding bass.... Sounds JUST LIKE a small snippet of the Lou Reed song Walk on the Wild Side(is that the title, or just a lyric? i forget) I wonder if it's an actual sample. It's uncanny.....and for years I never noticed it.
I was in the audience during this episode. Was it really 4 years ago?! Crazy. The other guests were Jason Bateman and some kid actor I hadn't heard of before or since.
anytime a new ron funches clip gets uploaded on youtube i go "oh snap a new ron funches clip? this is a delicious situation I am in."
That blackbirds "murderers row" joke went over almost everyones head in the audience
Mike Caputo a group of crows is called a murder right?
Jordan Riojas
Yeah it’s crows I don’t know about “blackbirds”
It went over my head... because they are birds.
Thank you for letting us know you got it
Am I the only one who thinks that the fact that he speaks slowly makes him funnier xD
Yes, its all about comedic timing. Like responding to this message a year to late.
davidalmaraz26ify You better get a test
This is an old performance. He's really improved his timing since then. But timing isn't about being fast, it's about the spacing more. He's only a little faster now, but with the right spacing he nails it.
Im pretty sure he's aware of this.
Of course you are. He doesnt even know yet! You gotta tell him to make a career out of that!
If somebody had a spirit animal ''Sloth''. It's this guy.
+Torguish He only wrote a 2 min programm and had to strech it somehow :)
If you want him to spaek at a normal pace then watch this in 1.5 speed
WOW RUDE
+Hugh Honey try 2.5
+Hugh Honey you're right it is better!
+Hugh Honey Thanks man
+Hugh Honey It worked Lol
Dude was a sloth in his past life.
+Jack Beam The sloths were this dude in their past lives XD
This guy works at the DMV in zootopia
So awesome seeing Conan walk up to him, not knowing a friendship is about to blossom!
I been sleeping on this dude!!!!! better late than never!!!! salute young homie!
I recognize a pothead when I see one
well, he happily talks about being a pot head on stage so, ur not wrong
+ruberband29 Check him out on Getting Doug with High. Ron is a real awesome guy
At least we all know you aren't blind and stupid.
Dude, he lives in Oregon, so, ya prolly.
Change the speed to 1.25 to see a bit more _energy_ in Ron.
Change the speed to 1.5 to see Ron after he drank some _ice coffee_.
I love his delivery!
If you watch this in .5 speed it sounds like he is trying to sing lol.
He is the underground king of voice acting right now!
He changes his speed and tone for comedic effect..
If he was a rapper his name would be "Blackberry"
Nah homie would be DJ Molasses
Ron Funches is hilarious!
people calling this guy slow... I guess maybe by the 3rd time they watch this bit they'll find out is what make him so damn funny!
He said he was allergic to energy lmfao
This isn't even stand up, this is some form of experience with relaxing and funny moments 😂
i love how he wipes his finger on his shirt after eating the imaginary blackberry
the guy is a genius, hes able to get a laugh with every step of the joke. Setup AND punch line gets a laugh
Ron Funches is great. I'm glad he got better over time.
OMG! I miss this guy! Ron you rock, but I'm sure you know that already! Now I know what happened to you.... Been a long time since the Roller Rink on the Oregon Coast! I'm living in SO. Cal. now, have to go to the show sometime! Love to see you live....
The hell? I just started going through the stand up comedy on Conan and then this gets uploaded. How did they know? How did you know Team Coco?
+Riskystache You are the chosen one baby bird!
Same here!
Ok why did he say bonsai just when I was thinking of it🤣 freaked me out
Can't believe how quick I clicked this.
Omg I love Ron Funches :D
me too
Me toooo
watching this while stoned and Im enjoying this
it's like a perfectly timed routine, but slower. love it!
Really solid. I hope that I see more of this guy in mainstream.
I love this man. He truly is a national treasure
I never thought I could do stand-up until I saw Ron Funches. I probably still can't but i think I can.
You are ambivalent about your future as a stand up comedian, huh?
No one got the "black birds" joke. Lol
A group of crows Is called a murder of CROWS thus the gang of black birds were crows
Wow he was really good
Hahaha! Allergic to energy! XD
Is this guy's name really Ron Funches?? Perfect.
conans face at the end lol "guys, im totally not racist! BELIEVE ME"
I don't see it..
Jose Salas maybe thats just his "only face"
dude you are the best Sloth comic i've seen in a long time. WHOOP!
The way he talks reminds me of that weelchair kid from Malcolm in The Middle.
Give... the guy... a break... (*puff puff*)
Maybe... he cant... help... it... (*puff puff maths*)
That was great, fantastic!
i love you Ron Funches! unique comedic style
JAN 2017 !! who else came here to see what he looked like?
Jan 2019
😂 “oh snap the blackberries are in season?”
Somehow, I just got into it, and he's so funny ! ^^
I love the way he talks
he looks so much healthier now, love it
An avian joke. Always a classic.
Im seeing Ron Funches soon at the improv, so excited
play at 1.5x speed for 2019 Ron Funches
YOU BROTHERS AINT GETTING THESE CRANBERRY MUFFINS 😂
HAHA LMAO
I died with the plastic cheetos bag joke 😂😂
Gimme some Funches any muthafunkin day
I'm from Chicago, moved to the Pacific northwest, and am allergic to energy. Thanks for the insight, Ron!
love him!!
thank god for watching videos in 2x speed
Really want to speed it up but can't on iPad ☹️
wow, it's actually watchable now!
+elliot Melcer 1.25 is perfect
I'm so glad I read your comment 1 min into the video. It made the rest watchable. Except for the him not being that funny part.
LOL, how's life on cocaine treating you?
This guy just HAS to be Ben Carson's brother.
I Can see it now!
RACIST
BaraSkit07 he's saying all black people look the same.
Also sarcasm
Hold My Cock And Watch This Cum Alright, I took it as the fact that Carson is the most mellow and drugged out druggie in the history of druggies.
He has more energy than Ben
dudes facial expressions is as slow as flash in zootopia
Ron is the king
This Is why buffers were invented, so fast processor could operate with slow hardware.
WE LOVE YOU TOO RON!
A Chee-To bag, you say? And this whole time I've been getting people to pee in condoms.
+Rai Gresham It is easier to use a small saline bottle. It keeps warm longer and when taped properly can make you look like you are peeing when being watched from behind.
+Aaron Easter You are not a wise cannabis consumer like me. I have been forced to use the Field Kit twice now. I'm a pro while you fools are reproducing moron anti cannabis ignorant children
+Joseph Kroon uhhhhh I don't have children, but nice try. For a "weed smoker" you sure are pretentious and egotistical.
I was drinking water when listening to this and it directly exits to ny nose
It's that guy who sang father figure on New Girl. I recognized him immediately
I would hate him to be my professor for a college course >_< Lol loved the comparisons between south Chicago and Oregon
This guy is the Jim Gaffigan of black stand-up.
+Muggon How so? Jim Gaffigan makes jokes about being a father. Ron Funches does the single guy stoner schtick. I don't see what the two have in common besides both being male...
Different jokes don't count for style. They're both very dry yet very clever at the same.
+Muggon I've always thought this myself. They are both so bizarre. lol
You only need a quarter of the material at this pace. Funches knows whats up
I adore Ron Funches!
Woah.....I just realized something....
The little bit of incidental music that plays at the beginning of all the Conan videos....that upward sliding bass....
Sounds JUST LIKE a small snippet of the Lou Reed song Walk on the Wild Side(is that the title, or just a lyric? i forget)
I wonder if it's an actual sample. It's uncanny.....and for years I never noticed it.
I love Ron!
Sebastian and him are my favorite comedians and David Spade
@6:40 it looks like he doesn't believe Conan...
Hilarious
This dude reminds of that kid in the wheel chair from Malcom in the middle
I think I'm allergic to energy too.
I have never not laughed this hard in so long.
Why they didn't use Ron to voice the sloth in the Zootopia DMV absolutely baffles me.
Love this guy :)
Cranberry and orange muffins are the bomb!
Damn, never realized just how much weight he's lost since this.
That moment when the video speed feature actually has a use.
He's not exaggerating. Blackberry season IS that big a deal.
lmfao
you brothers ain't getting these cranberry muffins
hilarious! Love it!
Dude talks like the kid from Malcolm in the middle lol
I fell asleep before I could close this tab.....
Mary BlockHead u missed out
I aspire to embody his energy
He must have been on Getting Doug with high before doing this lol
Lmao I'm Schleep cuh
Is this guy one of the Sloths from Zootopia?
This guy talk slower than flash from zootopia
How can anybody dislike this
How could i not click a video with the word "Funches" in it?
From 5 years ago wtf?
So Stevie from Malcolm is doing stand up now huh
He sounds like the sloth on that whatever pixar movie
I was in the audience during this episode. Was it really 4 years ago?! Crazy. The other guests were Jason Bateman and some kid actor I hadn't heard of before or since.
thats my public defender
Ron Funches sounds like an imaginary friend's name
When you have 2 minutes of material but you need to talk for 6
I hope no one bugs him about getting a job anymore.