Jane: "I've had a whole year to learn to play fifa and I've spent a whole year not learning to play fifa." I feel like this relates to everything in my life. 😬
Fun fact: Bradford City actually did sell a lot of scarves when Harry Potter first came out, because they're the only team in the football league to play in Griffindor colours.
I guess Slytherin would be Plymouth, Ravenclaw would be Leicester and Hufflepuff is.... Borussia Dortmund? The football world is a lot kinder to Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff than the magical one lol
I love how happy Andy and Mike are for Jane as she scores goals. It may have gotten her a point in opposition to them in the challenge, but it's still wonderful to see them still supporting each other. (See also, their helping/supporting Andy on the crocodile hunt, and Mike in the game of Snake.) This is part of why this is my favorite UA-cam channel. Thank you to all involved.
"Can you imagine if they did an actual sports game based on quidditch?" There actually is and it is a really fun PS2 classic. Quidditch World Cup where you get to play as the houses for a little bit of it
When I first played it, I didn't know that the brooms corresponded to the difficulty of the game. I thought I was just naturally getting better brooms and with it, the AI was just naturally getting better as the game progressed. Took me so long realise the correlation.
Well griffindor wont lose against slytherin afterall since if they get low score dumbledor will just say 10 points to griffindor for effort or something
I always found that hilarious Dumbledore: so you said you lost by like 200 points? Harry:yeah... Dumbledore: give me a few moments to think. Dumbledore later: AND 250 POINTS TO GRIFFINDOOR FOR....uhhhh....give me a second... because I thought his wand looked really cool or something. Slytherin: that's not fair! How come he get- Dumbledore: BECAUSE I SAID SO SUCK IT UP BRATS!
I've come back to this a second time just to watch Jane turn out to be an absolute BEAST and DESTROY the stupid goals. This and the Madden game with Mike were the two best YT vids of 2019
The Hufflepuff after the first goal: “wow, that was a fantastic shot, friend. Even though we’re on opposing teams I still respect you’re ability on the pitch.”
Came here to say this, surprised no-one on the team remembered it. Although to be fair all it really revealed it quidditch actually doesn't work as a sport.
"Why does Manchester need two teams?" A shiver just went down the spine of my dad, king of the Manchester City fan club. Just so you know, you will be receiving a strongly worded letter from him soon. I doubt he's even heard of you guys, he just reflexively sat down and started writing the words "Manchester United is a Salford team!"
I remember on FIFA 97 Any time the the ball was caught by the Goalkeeper you could just stand in front of him as he was about to kick the ball & it would bounce off your player & score a goal. Worked everytime...
Anyone else get the feeling that Jane did, in fact, take some time to learn how to play FIFA? Lulling Andy and Mike into a false sense of security so that victory would be all the sweeter.
I don’t like sports ⚽️ in general but I genuinely cheered when Jane got a goal 🥅... these videos are brilliant and so dearly needed for Christmas 🎄 time... thank you for making these
I've never felt engaged with football in my life but I was gripped throughout this. Easily the most invested I've ever been in a sporting event. Go Jane!!!
So utterly charming that Jane may genuinely have a clearer understanding of the rules to quidditch than she has for football. :-D 100% Oxbox Xmas challenge. Scoooore!
Its a secret message to her loyal followers. When Jane finally reveals her Eldritch Powers and claims dominion of the earth, everyone shall be given 1 chance for their freedom. They shall have to defeat her at a game of their choice. Those that know of Jane's Mortal Form will remember these videos and thus prove their loyalty for knowing the correct game to challenge her to.
@@DrZaius3141 the others played it, and had as much challenge, over the years. It's not like the challenge is simply to win a football match, either. The game is handicapped
LOL i knew it. I absolutely knew it. I commented yesterday saying i cant wait for janes giant killing challenge again because you know shes going to end up getting it and here it is!! 😆😆 How she manages to get this every year is unbelievable but so funny. Lets see if she manages to do it this year 😄
YAAAAAAY :D That was honestly pretty intense for the "challenge we always force on Jane because she's bad at FIFA" XD The boys sounded pretty genuinely impressed by some of the moves there! Good going, Jane! Now if only Mike can find his redemption. . .
@@Alsebra What?? No! My perfect little dollie doesn't poop! But seriously, I'm pretty sure that's their job. It takes too much time out of their lives as it is without needing extra jobs
Jane that first goal I SCREAMED!!!! You got this I believe in you! EDIT: Jane that was actually GOOD FIFA PLAYING!! TWO GOALS?!? WHAT A PERFORMANCE!! *CONGRATS ON THE POINT*
We had Mike in a Batman jumper, Andy in a Spider-man one and now Jane in an Iron-man one. Your jumpers are on point this year. And we also have Luke and his iconic T-rex jumper.
I believe in you Jane, you can do it and nice way to destroy that curse that was on your back for the last two-three years. you always manage to make a christmas jumper look very awesome, so i thank you for that. Luke, that christmas jumper of yours is on point and on brand for you, i need one. I think ultimately the elves will win (and the producers ;) ) Im a hufflepuff btw (according to Pottermore)
Well done Jane! Let's hope you keep up this streak when you inevitably get this challenge again next year! I really appreciate Andy and Mike explaining what offside is, I'll proceed to never remember it
As someone who has been watching this channel for years and lives in Brighton I have been waiting since the first time they did this challenge to see this matchup 😁😁
Mike's gotten the giant killing challenge for 15, 16, and 18. Jane's gotten it for 17, 19, and 20. I'm torn between wanting the tradition to continue, and seeing Andy get the challenge next year. Lol
Harry Potter Quidditch is a full fledged video game! It "swept" the awards at the VGA's when it came out, and left everyone spellbound... I'll floo myself out.
JANE: I recognise these lads. ME: Because you took them on a voyage to an Island-City-Mauseleum. THE LADS: Lads lads lads lads lads lads lads... ME: Lads lads lads lads lads...
You guys saying offside reminds me of the year when Andy explained the rule "when a mummy ball and a daddy ball love each other very much" still funny today
I love the fact that even though I work for a sporting apparel company, the Giant Killing Challenge is the only education I receive on football every year.
Yay! Congratulations Jane! I was on the edge of my seat during your game and nearly yelled out loud when you won. Now that you're a Giant Killer, are you considering getting an agent? Maybe Bud Fensler and then going to Disney World? Keep up the great work! Go sports ball!
"Park the bus!, enemy team!, where's the taunt button?, renegade action! ...." Jane being absolutely clueless is literally me when I watch my roomies play any football videogame. 😂
Summoning otherworldly creatures? That’s a warlock spell. Truly Prudence and Jane are one, and we should all be wary of when she gets the Eldritch Invocation that lets her Eldritch Blast anyone in the world.
"What's the taunt button" Good to see Jane has her priorities right.
Jane and Andy are trashing Slytherin a lot for a couple of SLYTHERINS.
And for no reason a poor Hufflepuff XD
That does seem like a Slytherin thing to do though.
It's how we show our affection.
Yeah, I thought Jane was taking a stance against the House system.
Self loathing lol
I've never been as interested in an actual football game as I am in Jane's Annual FIFA Challenge.
Jane: "I've had a whole year to learn to play fifa and I've spent a whole year not learning to play fifa."
I feel like this relates to everything in my life. 😬
Except playing FIFA, curiously...
Quote of the decade
Yep, that is me as well. Wanted to do so many things this year ... now i want to do so many things (basiclyt the same ones again) next year :P
That is, as the kids say, big mood.
... same.
Fun fact: Bradford City actually did sell a lot of scarves when Harry Potter first came out, because they're the only team in the football league to play in Griffindor colours.
I guess Slytherin would be Plymouth, Ravenclaw would be Leicester and Hufflepuff is.... Borussia Dortmund?
The football world is a lot kinder to Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff than the magical one lol
Dude I love the amount of thought that went into that lol
Ravenclaw. Means black claw. Gryffindor isn't a griffin. They don't get this negative press.
I remember when HP became popular, honestly I couldn't understand why so many kids where walking around with Bradford City scarves!
inter milan the snake
The synchronized “BEAUUUUTIFUL TACKLE!!!” makes me so happy
Sunwoo Park same
At 12:17
"He's got so much space, Kill him" - Andy 2019
Space ... the final frontier. A place to kill for (according to Andy).
@@kallasantysanty6092 😂
I was the 69 like
Capitalists don't like those who possess much of the one place that has not been corrupted by capitalism.
This is the kind of punditry that is missing in mainstream football broadcasts! ANDY FARRANT FOR MOTD!
5:35 Ironically, the coach's last name is Potter.
I noticed that too. I'm surprised a bigger deal was not made of it, frankly.
“What have you got to say to the Gulls?” Just this: “Seagulls, stop it now!”
C'mon, man, quit that bangin'
EW AH EW EW EW AH!
EW AH EW EW EW AH!
Those damn seagulls, poking my head. Not fun!
Let me grab my beater
Love the reference I could listen to that on repeat
"Bring me my challenge Ho..." Jane 2019
I knew what Jane meant but yeah, phrasing. 😂
Hahaha that made my morning 😂
On the third day of Oxmas OutsideXbox gave to me.....
3 Slytherins
2 Stealthy Bois
and a snake on a tiny screen!
13 Slytherins kicking
12 crocodile shootings
And a snake trying not to eat it's tail🎶😳
I'll be looking for the update next video.
I love how happy Andy and Mike are for Jane as she scores goals. It may have gotten her a point in opposition to them in the challenge, but it's still wonderful to see them still supporting each other. (See also, their helping/supporting Andy on the crocodile hunt, and Mike in the game of Snake.)
This is part of why this is my favorite UA-cam channel. Thank you to all involved.
That was magnificent. Finally Jane is rid of the curse of the giant (I hope, we'll know next Christmas). Congratulations for the win Jane.
"Can you imagine if they did an actual sports game based on quidditch?"
There actually is and it is a really fun PS2 classic. Quidditch World Cup where you get to play as the houses for a little bit of it
That was amazing I still remember it
That brings me back
When I first played it, I didn't know that the brooms corresponded to the difficulty of the game. I thought I was just naturally getting better brooms and with it, the AI was just naturally getting better as the game progressed.
Took me so long realise the correlation.
That was exactly my thought! Had it on the PC though and it was one of my fave games as a child.
As if it was a real sport? Quidditch isn't even a good fake one.
Andy: "He's got so much space! Kill him!!!"
Ahh, that's the spirit!!
Mike and I at the same time: Lads, lads, lads, lads.
Wait, he chanted lads? When? I must've not payed enough attention
Poor Jane always gets the Giant Killing Challenge.
But I honestly always like for Jane to get the Giant Killing every year!
Didn't Mike get this challenge in 2017?
True man
She had the year before though. Not every year, but certainly more than either the other two
I think Jane has had the fifa challenge every year bar one. She has also won it everytime bar one.
Me: "Beginner difficulty? Well this should be easy."
Jane: "How do I change the Triangle-Man?"
Me: "Nevermind..."
Well griffindor wont lose against slytherin afterall since if they get low score dumbledor will just say 10 points to griffindor for effort or something
Corruption in the magic league - Controversy as Dumbledore pushes for WAR (Wizard Assisted Refereeing) in the game
I always found that hilarious
Dumbledore: so you said you lost by like 200 points?
Harry:yeah...
Dumbledore: give me a few moments to think.
Dumbledore later: AND 250 POINTS TO GRIFFINDOOR FOR....uhhhh....give me a second... because I thought his wand looked really cool or something.
Slytherin: that's not fair! How come he get-
Dumbledore: BECAUSE I SAID SO SUCK IT UP BRATS!
I remember Jane's last fifa challenge. "Win me a match boys!" Such a fun video.
Edit: that might've been 2017, whoops.
Me, a Ravenclaw, watching yet another encounter between Gryffindors and Slytherins: "Let them fight"
I've come back to this a second time just to watch Jane turn out to be an absolute BEAST and DESTROY the stupid goals. This and the Madden game with Mike were the two best YT vids of 2019
The Hufflepuff after the first goal: “wow, that was a fantastic shot, friend. Even though we’re on opposing teams I still respect you’re ability on the pitch.”
*your
Jane is wearing a dope jumper not gonna lie
they always have wicked jumpers, I kinda want them all to add to my collection!
Oh yeah... Isn't that Andy's sweater?... I could almost swear he's worn that before on Christmas challenges...
Mike: Griffindor
Andy: Ravenclaw
Jane: Slytherin
Luke: Hufflepuff
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Ellen: The huffliest huffle to ever puff.
Ellen says she's griffindor but could be lying to herself
khamjaninja Andy reciting history at every available opportunity too. Also idk Ellen is a warm ball of sunshine but I’d say Slytherin for her.
@@myrojyn she does have a bit of an evil side.
Pretty sure Andy and Jane are secret Slytherclaws.
@@nickycat101 so snakes with talons? Welp... we're all screwed then.
Because of all their harry potter comparisons, I feel a need to point out that the coach for the slytherins appears to be 'Graham POTTER'
I remember playing quidditch world cup back in the day and pretty sure it was from ea
Edit: yeah omniscient google confirms: ea back in 2003
I had that too! Great memories.
I loved that game! It's quite brilliant. A bit simplistic and kind of complicated at the same time! Perfect for young me!
Came here to say this, surprised no-one on the team remembered it. Although to be fair all it really revealed it quidditch actually doesn't work as a sport.
"Why does Manchester need two teams?"
A shiver just went down the spine of my dad, king of the Manchester City fan club. Just so you know, you will be receiving a strongly worded letter from him soon. I doubt he's even heard of you guys, he just reflexively sat down and started writing the words "Manchester United is a Salford team!"
Is this salford in Manchester?
If not i am confused
Andy doing his Hufflepuff impression caused my piping hot coffee to vacate my mouth through my nose. Thanks, Andy
This is single-handedly the biggest Christmas miracle. Congratulations on finally slaying giants, Jane!
As a qualified referee I can confirm that the way to start a football a match is indeed by saying “let’s football” 😂😂
I remember on FIFA 97 Any time the the ball was caught by the Goalkeeper you could just stand in front of him as he was about to kick the ball & it would bounce off your player & score a goal. Worked everytime...
Anyone else get the feeling that Jane did, in fact, take some time to learn how to play FIFA? Lulling Andy and Mike into a false sense of security so that victory would be all the sweeter.
I don’t like sports ⚽️ in general but I genuinely cheered when Jane got a goal 🥅... these videos are brilliant and so dearly needed for Christmas 🎄 time... thank you for making these
7:30 "I remember the park, the cheers, the screaming, shoot her they said, shoot her!" - Jurassic Football Simulator 1995
I've never felt engaged with football in my life but I was gripped throughout this. Easily the most invested I've ever been in a sporting event. Go Jane!!!
So utterly charming that Jane may genuinely have a clearer understanding of the rules to quidditch than she has for football. :-D
100% Oxbox Xmas challenge.
Scoooore!
"Assuming direct control..." I think the Collectors would have a bit of an unfair advantage in this game...
A Mass Effect football game wouldn't be any worse than Andromeda was.
2:43 oh, Andy - I can't believe you missed the opportunity to use a "Clucky Underdogs" pun as Jane is playing as the Bantams....
Jane always getting stuck with FIFA challenges.
Is it perhaps some sort of Elven curse.
Might be rigged. I don't think it would even be a challenge for the others.
Its a secret message to her loyal followers.
When Jane finally reveals her Eldritch Powers and claims dominion of the earth, everyone shall be given 1 chance for their freedom. They shall have to defeat her at a game of their choice.
Those that know of Jane's Mortal Form will remember these videos and thus prove their loyalty for knowing the correct game to challenge her to.
@@Canadian_Zac Yes, but... What if I'm *also* super bad at FIFA...?
Mar Speedsman , just knowing it is fifa will be enough
@@DrZaius3141 the others played it, and had as much challenge, over the years. It's not like the challenge is simply to win a football match, either. The game is handicapped
LOL i knew it. I absolutely knew it. I commented yesterday saying i cant wait for janes giant killing challenge again because you know shes going to end up getting it and here it is!! 😆😆 How she manages to get this every year is unbelievable but so funny. Lets see if she manages to do it this year 😄
Ellven magic? :)
What do you mean "this year"?? It's still 2019 for a few more weeks! XD
I wait for this challenge every year. Its the only way I learn about Football.
YAAAAAAY :D That was honestly pretty intense for the "challenge we always force on Jane because she's bad at FIFA" XD The boys sounded pretty genuinely impressed by some of the moves there! Good going, Jane! Now if only Mike can find his redemption. . .
Jane has produced my favourite quote ever now! "I dont recognise the offside rule" get that on a t shirt
Andy: this is my hufflepuff voice.
Are you trying to tell us something about Chauncey, Andy?
That entrance by Luke was smooth! Moving in, in perfect unison with Jane pulling her arms towards herself! I'm impressed
Christmas elf? Only if you kneecap Luke.
Ever seen the movie Elf? :D
Ellen on the other hand, very believable as a Christmas elf XD
He's a Christmas Half elf ;)
Maybe he's a Tolkien Christmas elf
He has the personality of a Christmas elf but the height and great hair of a fantasy elf.
Ah, the half an hour a year I care about football. Good game Jane!
I lost it at: "Are they substituting my players?!" No, Jane... hahaha
I'm so happy this is a thing, it always feels like Christmas when I see the Fifa giant killing challenge pop up in my youtube subscriptions
I'm still amazed they buy a copy of the new Fifa every year just for this one video. Unless Jon or James is into Fifa and lends them a copy, I guess.
He spells it Jon
@@gsesquire3441 When I said "buy a copy" there was an unspoken "with Gamer Network's money". But yes, you make a good point about free keys from EA.
@@Alsebra Yes, but don't they also have other needs than gaming? XD
@@Alsebra I'm 99% sure this is there job.
@@Alsebra What?? No! My perfect little dollie doesn't poop!
But seriously, I'm pretty sure that's their job. It takes too much time out of their lives as it is without needing extra jobs
Jane that first goal I SCREAMED!!!! You got this I believe in you!
EDIT: Jane that was actually GOOD FIFA PLAYING!! TWO GOALS?!? WHAT A PERFORMANCE!!
*CONGRATS ON THE POINT*
Jane: what’s the button for bicycle kick?
Andy: “B”...for bicycle kick
On another note, random SPD suggestion from mike from literally nowhere lulz
That was the most exciting match of football I've seen in years. Kudos to Jane. What a win. Go Gryffindor.
We had Mike in a Batman jumper, Andy in a Spider-man one and now Jane in an Iron-man one. Your jumpers are on point this year. And we also have Luke and his iconic T-rex jumper.
Always FIFA... Jane do you have a secret love of football we don't know about
Well maybe football has a secret love for Jane.
@@LocalHeretic-ck1kd As one does, of course! ;)
I believe in you Jane, you can do it and nice way to destroy that curse that was on your back for the last two-three years. you always manage to make a christmas jumper look very awesome, so i thank you for that. Luke, that christmas jumper of yours is on point and on brand for you, i need one. I think ultimately the elves will win (and the producers ;) ) Im a hufflepuff btw (according to Pottermore)
“Kill him” when they “enemy” gets in the box, classic oxbox
Football would be a lot more interesting if things like "call in an air strike on the enemy" were valid tactics
All hail Jane, our once and future Queen of Christmas
Well done Jane! Let's hope you keep up this streak when you inevitably get this challenge again next year! I really appreciate Andy and Mike explaining what offside is, I'll proceed to never remember it
As someone who has been watching this channel for years and lives in Brighton I have been waiting since the first time they did this challenge to see this matchup 😁😁
Mike's gotten the giant killing challenge for 15, 16, and 18. Jane's gotten it for 17, 19, and 20. I'm torn between wanting the tradition to continue, and seeing Andy get the challenge next year. Lol
Ironically, it was the Brighton players that had the letters "jd" on their shirt sleeves.
Which marked them as sacrificial lambs in this challenge...?
Harry Potter Quidditch is a full fledged video game! It "swept" the awards at the VGA's when it came out, and left everyone spellbound... I'll floo myself out.
Jane: this is dicey.
Me: Move away!
JANE: I recognise these lads.
ME: Because you took them on a voyage to an Island-City-Mauseleum.
THE LADS: Lads lads lads lads lads lads lads...
ME: Lads lads lads lads lads...
Congratulations Jane on the Giant killing in FIFA and I loved all the Slytherin bashing in the commentary.
I have a suggestion for 2020: OxSports! Jane plays sports games and explains to us the subtleties of the football.
I would love to watch football with Andy: “he’s got so much space! Kill him!!”
Go on, Jane! Proud of you for finally winning one of these challenges :D.
I love that half the commentary is derived from Mass Effect. LoL. :-D
And the other half is harry potter.
You guys saying offside reminds me of the year when Andy explained the rule
"when a mummy ball and a daddy ball love each other very much" still funny today
You guys always make the holidays better thanks.
For the amount of times Jane calls to tackle people, I imagine she's a fan of American football
Nah she likes real tackling without all that wimpy padding, she's a Rugy fan.
I love the fact that even though I work for a sporting apparel company, the Giant Killing Challenge is the only education I receive on football every year.
"The button to shoot is X"
*cringes in classical*
ME
"A real sports game based on Quidditch."
Quidditch World Cup for the gamecube, over 10 different national teams
I would totally watch soccer saturday with oxbox guest starring every single week.
It would be “UNBELIEVABLE JEFFERS!!”
Yay! Congratulations Jane! I was on the edge of my seat during your game and nearly yelled out loud when you won. Now that you're a Giant Killer, are you considering getting an agent? Maybe Bud Fensler and then going to Disney World? Keep up the great work! Go sports ball!
"So much space". Jane is sounding like the Space core
Also, Andy, love the Bend It Like Beckham reference!
I love how Jane went from calling her opponents "the enemy" to being hurt when they don't want her to win
Who needs Guardiola when Jane has the key to success...”ground pass...”
"Park the bus!, enemy team!, where's the taunt button?, renegade action! ...." Jane being absolutely clueless is literally me when I watch my roomies play any football videogame. 😂
"Kick him! Where's the penalty button?!" Jane has 0 chill or shame and it is glorious.
Summoning otherworldly creatures? That’s a warlock spell. Truly Prudence and Jane are one, and we should all be wary of when she gets the Eldritch Invocation that lets her Eldritch Blast anyone in the world.
Thank you, outsidexbox, for somehow explaining the offside rule to me.
Years of my mum's ex trying to explain it to me didn't work, but this did xD
Trolling Hufflepuff and beating Slytherin, all in the same video. It's an early Christmas for Gryffindor. I'm kidding, but still, it was funny.
I actually applauded for you, Jane. Well done!
Mike: C’mon guys, it’s at least six days until I’ll be evil
Some premier league players have been sponsored by ocean Pacific, who make scuba equipment.
It seems they're quite good at diving.
I believe yhis is the first Fifa challenge where Oxbox made a substitution of players. Great job Jane!
So we gonna act like we didnt hear her say "Bring me my challenge ho" 😂
Jane you did it!! You defeated the Giant!!! That was like watching a real underdog match!
"Bring me my challenge, ho"
Wow Jane, savage much? xD
The only way I ever cheer for soccer is when somebody I actually like plays it, like Jane.
Would love to see more sports related challenges, like maybe score 10 3pt shots in NBA 2K, although the Fifa tradition is great.
Death, taxes, and Jane getting the giant killer in FIFA are the only constants in life. At least one of them is cheery, maybe...
I have never cared more about football. I was literally screaming at the TV (certain fur-babies were not appreciative). Yay, Jane! You did the sport!