Even if the BIg Guy in the Sky did it they'd freak the fog out and call it semitic space lazers or something - heart attack? hit job, two shots in the bunkers? deep state. they gonna freak no matter
@@carolynbaker2405 gawsh they even delete my comments from comedy channels, now THAT is hilarious. Anyway ;) if you leave one on your porch over the winter it usually melts into nothing ness (pretty much) by spring (reporting for a friend)
When did the others start having four-day weeks? I remember when Johnny Carson did 2 or 3 nights and the others were "Best of Carson". Keep doing the full week, Jimmy Fallon!
Don't you mean, "Thank you, Jimmy Fallon, for being the only late night show on (some) Fridays (that are actually recorded on Thursdays, so there's no truly current bits in the monologue from the same day)"?? Got to get the grammar and formatting correct (and the facts too)
If I lived in Hawaii, I would remember how he didn't tell me that the "reported" North Korean missile attack was wrong and we were safe. Remember that one? He was too busy golfing to care how they were frightened. But what can you expect from a man who watched the Jan. 6 attack on TV even though every SANE American was horrified?
per capita. not by volume. and its thanks to mainland governors paying for their flights to escape winter and take advantage of our social programs.@@thefunguy5069
You're cheering on the downfall of democracy. He didn't even get charger with insurrection. Not one caught has charged anyone with that. Do you wanna answer why that is?
If Biden had a chance they wouldnt need to ban Trump from the ballot. Democrats are panicking. Sadly Bidens got nothing to show for and Americans are waking up
Nevada we vote feb 8th for trump, he will be on the ballot, the state is really red, just the fascist in clark county vote for total government control of their lives, most of Nevada however is free America, come visit first thing you notice is we all carry for self defense.
@@johnwattdotca I have found it !!!! Wow ! It was RObyn Gibb. I did not expect that. I rate it on par as when he did "Islands in the Stream" with Miley Cyrus. So yeah, thanx for that, good call. Good call.
@@starpawsy That wasn't Robyn Gibb. I can't remember his name, one of the Back Street Boys who made it big as an adult, his first big hit "Bringing Sexy Back". In another skit Barry Gibb shows up.
The Rally's should have told us he was Hitler because that was the only place he could really get away with the Nazi racisim. Then, "Fox The Great White Hoax Russia News," began the propaganda with Tucker and Hannity pushing Trump to the front burner. Then FBI Comey started into her investigation a week before the election 2016 and everyone turned against her overnight. The ''Chosen One'' got elected. He gave the richest 1% a $8 trillion tax break! He then lied telling the USA Covid was not a deadly virus...
@@Marchant2 Why, do you think Trump would run the country as President more effectively from prison instead of the White House? Would make dignitary meetings more interesting.
@Riclmnopp President Biden has nothing to do with trump breaking the law 🙄 he did ALL of this on his own. He just had to give the paperwork he stole, thinking he is above the law.
@@HollyGee-n7x Imagine trying to use something that even the entire court system can't prove to try and belittle someone's 100% provable statement. Again you don't seem to support democracy when you support them trying to arrest someone that hasn't been proven guilty. You're one of those that have brainrot so bad you forgot that anyone is innocent until proven guilty.
@@KeithRowell-ix2qgI live in the cold north, you could give me a free vacation trip to Florida that includes a stay there and I would go stay at a Motel 6 rather than grace the doors of a mad man who is also a rapist
Only Fools Believe A parody sing along to The Doobie Brothers’ What A Fool Believes He came from someplace, was it Mar A’Lardo? An idiotic fool don’t see trying hard to recreate what will never be created, For once in our lives we muster a smile we know you’re going to jail Never coming near th’Truth he cannot say And now we realize, he never really was We have opened up our eyes. He always made us think, thrice Only listen to Trump’s lawyers’ Pleas‘n deals Anybody else would surely know We’re watching Trump go But Trump fools believe Their god king has the power To make truth go away What seems to be Is Drumpf is less than nothing Yeah nothing at all Keeps sending him back somewhere in fake long ago Where he can still believe he’s a place in the Light Someday, somehow, he will return He has a place in their lives They never seem to think twice Never heard a Trump apology Anybody else would surely know They’re watching Trump go What a fool believes he sees No wise man has the power To reason away What he dreams to be (power comes and power goes) (Then why can’t we be so much more?) Is all we want left is nothing? (Who’s got the power?) Yeah, nothing at all (Oh my) What this Fool believes he sees (he believes he’s never gone away) No one should have the power To throw reason away (reason away) (Oh if life can come and life can go) Is what seems to be (Oh is life) Always better than nothing? (Better than nothing) Nothing at all (For all life)
Nobody should choose a leader that tries to achieve his goals by lying, cheating or/and threatening. They would not only be responsible for what he achieves, but allso for what he destroys. The means to achieve your goals matter.
Snoop Dogg,” "Donald Trump?…. He ain’t done nothing wrong to me. He has done only great things for me. He pardoned Michael Harris," Snoop Dogg told The Sunday Times. "So I have nothing but love and respect for Donald Trump."
Simple answer, they didn't have to. The Republicans chose to distribute their delegates in their caucus two days later. The primary is pointless. Look it up.👍👍
You're an idiot because Nevada has a caucus system not a primary system for the Republicans so if you go on febuary the 6th looking to vote for president Trump you're not going to find him on the primary ballot because the Democrats back in 2016 changed the Nevada caucus into a primary to stop Bernie Sanders! You show up on febuary the 8th and you caucus between 5:00 p.m. and 7:00 p.m. Nevada Time!
@@robcrawford3349it’ll be Donny and Stephanie 2024. She’s too stupid and ugly to take the spotlight away from him, yet sufficiently corrupt to back his criming. that’s exactly what he wants.
💙💙💙 *VOTE BLUE EVERYWHERE... Completely Up & down the Ballots * 💙💙💙 💯 *There is more of us than them!* *"EQUAL JUSTICE UNDER THE LAW" Save our democracy!*
yes and please remember we are now asked to bring the brand new citizens home. i imagine you have already stepped up as a good citizen and have invited our new friends from the south of the border into your home personally right? it is what our president desires so naturally you have already opened up your home. you are awesome. everyone should follow your lead. bring a new citizen home. help out the government.
It’s very hypocritical that the GOP has refused to work with the Dems on Bidens’ proposals to fix Border issues JUST BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT HIM TO GET ANY CREDIT FOR FIXING IT. It’s disgusting that states of Texas and Florida were and still are LETTING MASSES IN JUST TO BUS OR FLY THEM ELSEWHERE. Trumps’ policy of stay out until approved DID NOT END UNTIL JULY OF 2023. The GOP Kept letting more in ( ON PURPOSE TO HURT BIDEN ) tRUMP and his BRAINWASHED CULT are willing to destroy democracy before standing with “United States of America “ ( ALL IMMIGRANTS - except INDIANS by the way ) Go read our history ( right, GOP NEEDS UNEDUCATED-Book banned people )
HYPOCRITE GOP’S Complain about border BUT WON’T WORK WITH BIDEN EVEN AFTER HE AGREED TO GIVE THEM WHAT THEY ASKED FOR. Complain about flood of immigrants BUT KEEP LETTING MORE IN AND TRANSPORTING THEM TO OTHER STATES. Complain about EVERYTHING THAT DEMS DO EVEN WHEN ITS HELPING THEM. WILLING TO DESTROY DEMOCRACY RATHER THAN HAVE ANY DEM MAKE PROGRESS. DISGUSTING PEOPLE.
Jr lives in a NY property they might have to forfeit or liquidate when the Fraud trial damages verdict is in, by the end of January. 370 million isn't set in stone and the judge might double it since he brags about his wealth so much. 😂
@@callen8908 Her mother died and Trump wanted to be with her at her mother's funeral but that crooked judge wouldn't allow a day away from court to attend. You're a degenerate.
Snoop Dogg, “ "Donald Trump?…. He ain’t done nothing wrong to me. He has done only great things for me. He pardoned Michael Harris," Snoop Dogg told The Sunday Times. "So I have nothing but love and respect for Donald Trump."
So far, CO and ME take Trump off the ballot. Other states want to take Trump off the ballots too ( HI, CA, AZ, NM, TX, VT, NH, MA, NY, VA, WV, NC, SC, FL, WY, WI, IL.
*Commahhn* HAWAII.! You Can Do It(!). 👊✊️👊👏👏👏 Seriously,. I wonder if trump a.) Even Knows where Hawaii *IS* and b.) Knows in which what body of water it resides in?.. 🤔😐😐🤔🤔
@@drumbum3.142 there shouldn’t have to be proof that he knows where Hawaii is, he’s already visited the place, and knows it’s geographical location, Hawaii is only a party state dedicated solely to democrats knowing he can’t win removing him from their ballot won’t really affect him, the only states that matter to him are in the mainland. Whatever happens next to that overrated paradise deserves it!
Snoop Dogg, “ "Donald Trump?…. He ain’t done nothing wrong to me. He has done only great things for me. He pardoned Michael Harris," Snoop Dogg told The Sunday Times. "So I have nothing but love and respect for Donald Trump."
Melania is packing up the missing Russian Involvement folder in preperation of completing her "honey trap" assignment and returning to Slovinia for a nice retirement. But if Donald wins another term then Putin may insist she sticks it out for another four years. Sucks to be her.
She should have divorced him when he still had money. With all he has to pay out in lawsuits, she'll not only lose the Big Bucks she tolerated him for, she won't have a place to live when his assets are liquidated. But when you make a deal with the Devil, you never get what you pay for.
The only one that's going to be proven to be senile and incompetent is Biden because he's the biggest puppet America has ever seen everybody knows that Obama is running this administration not Biden! That's why it's important that we terminate Obama's fourth term as President. It's kind of amazing that no one ever talks about the fact that the obamas have never left Washington DC since since January the 21st of 2017 and that people actually believe Biden is president is laughable at best. Then you want the whole world to believe that Biden got more votes than Obama yeah right! No one in the country. 1/3 of your party admitted to voter fraud in 2020! But the 2020 election was the most pristine election in the United States history if y'all believe that I got some beachfront property to sell you in Arizona and you can move in today if you're not gullible and stupid!
I like Meteorologist Ben. He's odd but somehow convincing. You know who I don't like? The guy who does the Mike Lindell bit on Jimmy Kimmel. That guy's gotta go.
🕴🏻“Ok. Ben.” 🧑🏾🎤 “LIIIFEEE” 🕴🏻”Thank you, thank you Ben.” 🧑🏾🎤 “LiiiiifffeeeEee” 🕴🏻“Ok, ok. Thank you.” 🧑🏾🎤 “Lllii-“ 🕴🏻”THANKS Ben.” 🧑🏾🎤”Watch out for the weather!” 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 This had me rolling!!Jimmy kept trying to end the skit but Ben wasn’t done rocking out! 🤣😭
Thanks Jimmy & team. FYI, the term “Hawaiian” refers to someone of Hawaiian blood. It’s not the same as saying people who live in New York are “New Yorkers”. Residents of the Hawaii are referred to as “Kama’aina”. Can also just say residents of the state.
when will you invite our new undocumented citizens on your show, or better yet take them home. prove to the world what a true representative you really are. you certainly can afford to house hundreds of our new migrant friends. be the first to inspire all of us to do the right thing. take a migrant home. start this new idea jimmy. you could make it work. i have so much faith in you and your followers. make it your mantra. bring a migrant home to live with you so all of them know of and you can personally demonstrate to the world your kindness and generosity. inspire us all to follow suit. bless you jimmy.
Jimmy Fallon!. Your show sucks. Not funny. Obvious. Tedious. Biased. Loud. Short on ears and long on mouth. But I do admire that you just keep going. Never let anything get in your way man. You're a poster child for making it big even when you don't have talent. Love it man. Love it. You go for it.
I am the one who wrote the letter to my Sen. Brian Schatz asking to remove Trump from the ballot. Understand that the power does lay with the people. I was so pleased when my Senator brought the issue to the floor.. politics can work for the people.
Trump should be removed from every ballot. Traitor trump has proven he will never accept the vote of the American people. His supporters will argue and threaten when he's removed from the ballots or when he loses the election. Let's get this over with and face them now. Stop dragging this out. He is disqualified, period! He is a traitor, period!
If Hawaii bans anyone from a ballot, I can imagine how many people woould never visit this state again. Talk about their dependence on tourism which keeps their head above water. Bold move if Hawaii does this. Financially could destroy Hawaii's tourism business.
I had a bad week, but this makes it 83.3 million times better
Trump 2024. He's coming for you
I rather just have someone make the Pumpkin disappear.
That person would become an instant American hero.
Even if the BIg Guy in the Sky did it they'd freak the fog out and call it semitic space lazers or something - heart attack? hit job, two shots in the bunkers? deep state. they gonna freak no matter
😂 please
@@carolynbaker2405 gawsh they even delete my comments from comedy channels, now THAT is hilarious. Anyway ;) if you leave one on your porch over the winter it usually melts into nothing ness (pretty much) by spring (reporting for a friend)
That's a crime
Thanks for being the only late night show to air on Friday!!
Fr
Hear hear.
here, here!
When did the others start having four-day weeks? I remember when Johnny Carson did 2 or 3 nights and the others were "Best of Carson". Keep doing the full week, Jimmy Fallon!
Don't you mean, "Thank you, Jimmy Fallon, for being the only late night show on (some) Fridays (that are actually recorded on Thursdays, so there's no truly current bits in the monologue from the same day)"?? Got to get the grammar and formatting correct (and the facts too)
Woot! Go Hawaii!
If I lived in Hawaii, I would remember how he didn't tell me that the "reported" North Korean missile attack was wrong and we were safe. Remember that one? He was too busy golfing to care how they were frightened. But what can you expect from a man who watched the Jan. 6 attack on TV even though every SANE American was horrified?
Behind bars in a federal prison will have a special touch.
With the orange jump suit and hair, he'll look like a fat kindergarten crayon.
Hawaii 🫶🏾💯👏🏾 Proud of yall.
Biden 2024 for this independent 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💙💙💙
Same here. Voting all blue and staying with Joe.
Vote rfk.jr
@@diannelavoie5385wow yall like pedophiles that’s crZh
Trump 2024 USA 🇺🇸
go Hawaii
Largest homeless population
@issacforman5069
"Yes he does 😂😂" 🤔☺️🤔🤔🫠🙃😎🫠🫠🫠🤔
per capita. not by volume. and its thanks to mainland governors paying for their flights to escape winter and take advantage of our social programs.@@thefunguy5069
Thank You Hawaii !!!! This is just the beginning !!! Next country??
Ummmm, Hawaii is part of THIS country....50th State. 😎
@@mskytube Since 1959 🤙🏽
@@mskytube TRUMP : I LOVE MY POORLY EDUCATED VOTERS ... AND THEY LOVE ME !!!😄😁🤣😂🙃
BIDEN: You ain't black!!
Hawaii was a country until the planters overthrew the queen.
Thank you Hawaii
🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🤙
The Meteorologist is hilarious!!!! 😂😂😂
Yeah, I have seen Ben twice now, and he has killed me both times.
Meteorologist Ben is the most Beckett Godot Sartre Kafka Camus experience ever televised! That's something!@@profanepersonality
Well done HAWAII.
You're cheering on the downfall of democracy. He didn't even get charger with insurrection. Not one caught has charged anyone with that.
Do you wanna answer why that is?
You hate democracy?
Hawaii, Nevada, Colorado and Maine now he'll never be able to win the election
Fingers crossed. 🤞🏻 hope Supreme Court doesn’t rule against this. Can you imagine another 4 years of this. I would rather live in tin buck two. 😳😳
Nevada Republicans are holding a caucus two days later where they will distribute delegates. The primary is pointless for them.
Just wait till they ban him in Vermont, DC, and California… Then he’ll really be doomed!!!!
If Biden had a chance they wouldnt need to ban Trump from the ballot. Democrats are panicking. Sadly Bidens got nothing to show for and Americans are waking up
Nevada we vote feb 8th for trump, he will be on the ballot, the state is really red, just the fascist in clark county vote for total government control of their lives, most of Nevada however is free America, come visit first thing you notice is we all carry for self defense.
Jimmy can do convincing voices of Dump, Joe and Obama. And can dance and can sing. That is actually quite a talented guy.
My favorite is his SNL skit when he does a BeeGees imitation TV show. The first one is the best.
@@johnwattdotca I have not seen that one, but thanx to you, I will now look for it.
@@starpawsy You're going to be surprised to see who his BeeGee imitating partner is, one of the funniest skits I've ever seen on SNL. It's frantic.
@@johnwattdotca I have found it !!!! Wow ! It was RObyn Gibb. I did not expect that.
I rate it on par as when he did "Islands in the Stream" with Miley Cyrus.
So yeah, thanx for that, good call. Good call.
@@starpawsy That wasn't Robyn Gibb. I can't remember his name, one of the Back Street Boys who made it big as an adult, his first big hit "Bringing Sexy Back". In another skit Barry Gibb shows up.
So Trump will threaten to trade Hawaii for Greenland
He will trade Garland for Hawaii!
The Rally's should have told us he was Hitler because that was the only place he could really get away with the Nazi racisim.
Then, "Fox The Great White Hoax Russia News," began the propaganda with Tucker and Hannity pushing Trump to the front burner.
Then FBI Comey started into her investigation a week before the election 2016 and everyone turned against her overnight.
The ''Chosen One'' got elected. He gave the richest 1% a $8 trillion tax break! He then lied telling the USA Covid was not a deadly virus...
Biden erased our borders.
@@goettling How about a trade of trump with any random prisoner serving life?
@@Marchant2 Why, do you think Trump would run the country as President more effectively from prison instead of the White House? Would make dignitary meetings more interesting.
Probably he's in Vegas to win $83 million.
😂
Yeah, cause he's REALLY good at winning.
Hawaii is going to do it to!
Good more states need to follow suit ,and do this against trump.
Imagine trying to remove your political opponent from the ballot, while acting like you care about democracy.
Pretty ironic.
@@Riclmnopp🤡 Biden has nothing to do with it. Get facts.
Imagine fomenting an insurrection & urging supporters to storm the Capitol to stop Congress from a peaceful transfer of power?
@Riclmnopp President Biden has nothing to do with trump breaking the law 🙄 he did ALL of this on his own.
He just had to give the paperwork he stole, thinking he is above the law.
@@HollyGee-n7x Imagine trying to use something that even the entire court system can't prove to try and belittle someone's 100% provable statement. Again you don't seem to support democracy when you support them trying to arrest someone that hasn't been proven guilty. You're one of those that have brainrot so bad you forgot that anyone is innocent until proven guilty.
3:00 she paid Alina Habba to fill in for her at events so she didn’t have to stand next to trump.
From Mar-a-Lardo to a Maytag Dryer cardboard box.
It's a good day.
O your just upset because you can never afford to stay there
Rapist old Trump is finished 😮
@@KeithRowell-ix2qgmaga-lardo smells like dirty diaper. No thanks!
@@KeithRowell-ix2qgI live in the cold north, you could give me a free vacation trip to Florida that includes a stay there and I would go stay at a Motel 6 rather than grace the doors of a mad man who is also a rapist
Only Fools Believe
A parody sing along to
The Doobie Brothers’
What A Fool Believes
He came from someplace, was it Mar A’Lardo?
An idiotic fool don’t see trying hard to recreate what will never be created,
For once in our lives we muster a smile
we know you’re going to jail
Never coming near th’Truth he cannot say
And now we realize, he never really was
We have opened up our eyes.
He always made us think, thrice
Only listen to Trump’s lawyers’ Pleas‘n deals
Anybody else would surely know
We’re watching Trump go
But Trump fools believe
Their god king has the power
To make truth go away
What seems to be
Is Drumpf is less than nothing
Yeah nothing at all
Keeps sending him back somewhere in fake long ago
Where he can still believe he’s a place in the Light
Someday, somehow, he will return
He has a place in their lives
They never seem to think twice
Never heard a Trump apology
Anybody else would surely know
They’re watching Trump go
What a fool believes he sees
No wise man has the power
To reason away
What he dreams to be (power comes and power goes)
(Then why can’t we be so much more?)
Is all we want left is nothing?
(Who’s got the power?) Yeah, nothing at all (Oh my)
What this Fool believes he sees (he believes he’s never gone away)
No one should have the power
To throw reason away (reason away)
(Oh if life can come and life can go) Is what seems to be
(Oh is life) Always better than nothing?
(Better than nothing)
Nothing at all
(For all life)
Nobody should choose a leader that tries to achieve his goals by lying, cheating or/and threatening. They would not only be responsible for what he achieves, but allso for what he destroys. The means to achieve your goals matter.
Except for the fact that the other option is Biden
Stop talking about Biden.
Snoop Dogg,” "Donald Trump?…. He ain’t done nothing wrong to me. He has done only great things for me. He pardoned Michael Harris," Snoop Dogg told The Sunday Times.
"So I have nothing but love and respect for Donald Trump."
What are you talking about?
@@kathleenmorgan4331 Ah yes Snoop, the great philosopher.
I love that Trump is doing a rally in a place where he’s not even listed on the primary cause his people forgot to get him on the ballot.
Criminal Trump !
tRump “only the best people”
Simple answer, they didn't have to.
The Republicans chose to distribute their delegates in their caucus two days later. The primary is pointless.
Look it up.👍👍
You're an idiot because Nevada has a caucus system not a primary system for the Republicans so if you go on febuary the 6th looking to vote for president Trump you're not going to find him on the primary ballot because the Democrats back in 2016 changed the Nevada caucus into a primary to stop Bernie Sanders! You show up on febuary the 8th and you caucus between 5:00 p.m. and 7:00 p.m. Nevada Time!
Um your 100 💯 WRONG IT WAS BIDEN
“Donny and Marie” 😂😂
Hi Brittany
More likely Donnie and Alina for 2024
@@robcrawford3349it’ll be Donny and Stephanie 2024. She’s too stupid and ugly to take the spotlight away from him, yet sufficiently corrupt to back his criming. that’s exactly what he wants.
Register early and vote every republican out of office everywhere. 🌊🇺🇲👍
Um no vote out demokkkrats everywhere
ya, cause things are going so great right now, jesus , whats wrong with you???
@@moedark4390 republican are blocking everything.
Now why would Americans want a man convicted twice of sexual crimes as our leader???❤❤❤❤ VOTE
@@michaelhorath6851 he has never got convicted yet are you blind or something
“That’s a damn shame” 😂😂😂💙
I lagged out loud James! Thank you for that note! 😂
They see me rollin….. they waitin…. Lag laaahh g g G
Hahaha I’m such a nerd!
Love HI. ❤
Watch out for the Weather!! Love it
💙💙💙 *VOTE BLUE EVERYWHERE... Completely Up & down the Ballots * 💙💙💙 💯
*There is more of us than them!*
*"EQUAL JUSTICE UNDER THE LAW" Save our democracy!*
Deport every illegal then we can discuss.
yes and please remember we are now asked to bring the brand new citizens home. i imagine you have already stepped up as a good citizen and have invited our new friends from the south of the border into your home personally right? it is what our president desires so naturally you have already opened up your home. you are awesome. everyone should follow your lead. bring a new citizen home. help out the government.
It’s very hypocritical that the GOP has refused to work with the Dems on Bidens’ proposals to fix Border issues JUST BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT HIM TO GET ANY CREDIT FOR FIXING IT.
It’s disgusting that states of Texas and Florida were and still are LETTING MASSES IN JUST TO BUS OR FLY THEM ELSEWHERE. Trumps’ policy of stay out until approved DID NOT END UNTIL JULY OF 2023. The GOP Kept letting more in ( ON PURPOSE TO HURT BIDEN )
tRUMP and his BRAINWASHED CULT are willing to destroy democracy before standing with “United States of America “ ( ALL IMMIGRANTS - except INDIANS by the way ) Go read our history ( right, GOP NEEDS UNEDUCATED-Book banned people )
HYPOCRITE GOP’S
Complain about border BUT WON’T WORK WITH BIDEN EVEN AFTER HE AGREED TO GIVE THEM WHAT THEY ASKED FOR.
Complain about flood of immigrants BUT KEEP LETTING MORE IN AND TRANSPORTING THEM TO OTHER STATES.
Complain about EVERYTHING THAT DEMS DO EVEN WHEN ITS HELPING THEM.
WILLING TO DESTROY DEMOCRACY RATHER THAN HAVE ANY DEM MAKE PROGRESS.
DISGUSTING PEOPLE.
It's a republic you worthless democrat.
As soon as the clip ended, I was missing Ben the weatherman. And I did not even know him before that clip…
Neither did I.
Jr lives in a NY property they might have to forfeit or liquidate when the Fraud trial damages verdict is in, by the end of January.
370 million isn't set in stone and the judge might double it since he brags about his wealth so much. 😂
370 million illegals? Wow we should maybe do something about the border.
we'll know in just a few days - judge said end of month, that's by Wednesday
Try to follow the conversation...🙄
@@imaginethat2003 Tara Reid now needs to get her 83 billion Biden owes her!
@@imperialmotoring3789 Reade. Also, learn to read?
Ben needs his own show.
7:44 James adding vocals to the piano were HYSTERICAL 😆
I love meteorologist Ben! More of whoever is playing him! What's the actor's name?
Ben is hilarious
You should make the book Where's Melania? and give the earnings to public schools or libraries
Haha, that is hilarious! Ya, she’s far away from Donnie Demento
@@callen8908 Her mother died and Trump wanted to be with her at her mother's funeral but that crooked judge wouldn't allow a day away from court to attend.
You're a degenerate.
I said he would claim ineffective counsel awhile back when it was apparent Habba had no clue what she was doing.
good luck with that.
@@Vanceydress, I doubt it will work, but I see it coming. It's really all he has left.
Great trump impersonation always jimmy you are hilarious 😂
Snoop Dogg, “ "Donald Trump?…. He ain’t done nothing wrong to me. He has done only great things for me. He pardoned Michael Harris," Snoop Dogg told The Sunday Times.
"So I have nothing but love and respect for Donald Trump."
So far, CO and ME take Trump off the ballot. Other states want to take Trump off the ballots too ( HI, CA, AZ, NM, TX, VT, NH, MA, NY, VA, WV, NC, SC, FL, WY, WI, IL.
*Commahhn* HAWAII.!
You Can Do It(!). 👊✊️👊👏👏👏
Seriously,. I wonder if trump a.) Even Knows where Hawaii *IS* and b.) Knows in which what body of water it resides in?.. 🤔😐😐🤔🤔
Yes he does 😂😂
@issacforman5069
Do You have 💯 *PROOF* And Evidence of That,? (?) "😂😂"
..Or maybe we should (delay) vote on it?... "😂😂"
@@drumbum3.142 there shouldn’t have to be proof that he knows where Hawaii is, he’s already visited the place, and knows it’s geographical location, Hawaii is only a party state dedicated solely to democrats knowing he can’t win removing him from their ballot won’t really affect him, the only states that matter to him are in the mainland. Whatever happens next to that overrated paradise deserves it!
So you are a fascist then
@drumbum3.142 tell me your a dmbfck without saying I'm a dmbfck
where is melania in the land of melanias....not in the bedroom because I knock and she said nobody is here" lmao!
Make America Biden again
needs a... binding agent
Jimmy Fallon mocking Donald Trump and imitating his voice will always be the funniest moment ever in 2024.
The year is still new and you would say that?
Damn bot. 🤖
Snoop Dogg, “ "Donald Trump?…. He ain’t done nothing wrong to me. He has done only great things for me. He pardoned Michael Harris," Snoop Dogg told The Sunday Times.
"So I have nothing but love and respect for Donald Trump."
Melania is packing up the missing Russian Involvement folder in preperation of completing her "honey trap" assignment and returning to Slovinia for a nice retirement. But if Donald wins another term then Putin may insist she sticks it out for another four years. Sucks to be her.
She should have divorced him when he still had money. With all he has to pay out in lawsuits, she'll not only lose the Big Bucks she tolerated him for, she won't have a place to live when his assets are liquidated. But when you make a deal with the Devil, you never get what you pay for.
Your weather guy coverage reminds me of Alaska day to day. You prepare for any weather.
Stay safe, warm and prepared.
Where’s Malania!! 😂🤣
I can't wait till presidential debates .it will prove trumps incompetence and senility
Oh, no way will trump do a debate!
So let me get this straight...Joe Biden is going to prove this? Lmao
@@nathanmuir5420 He did it once and he'll do it again.
Trump will claim he doesn't need to attend the debate because he's already won.
The only one that's going to be proven to be senile and incompetent is Biden because he's the biggest puppet America has ever seen everybody knows that Obama is running this administration not Biden! That's why it's important that we terminate Obama's fourth term as President. It's kind of amazing that no one ever talks about the fact that the obamas have never left Washington DC since since January the 21st of 2017 and that people actually believe Biden is president is laughable at best. Then you want the whole world to believe that Biden got more votes than Obama yeah right! No one in the country. 1/3 of your party admitted to voter fraud in 2020! But the 2020 election was the most pristine election in the United States history if y'all believe that I got some beachfront property to sell you in Arizona and you can move in today if you're not gullible and stupid!
Let's go Joe!
Yes to more Ben !
Another state banning Trump ballot would be fantastic.
You are another idiot Democrat hypocrite
No, it would be illegal
Yet you're calling us right leaning the fascists. You guys need to look in the mirror sometimes and realize what you're doing
@@DrOldsmobile91 you cannot take a candidate off the ballot. It is unconstitutional. Let the people decide in the vote
Democrats are retarded remember they can't define a woman
Love your show Jimmy, had me laughing the whole time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They changed their minds after the debate 😂
LOLOLOL. 🤣. Just today I was using one of those plyers to fix something 😂. Mine were bootless though.
Aloha🌈 go Hawaii
Fruity
love the weather dude... lol
I'm all for PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN!!!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
We all are 🎉
You guys are some kind of special.
And you are all the way special😂@@12itsmrjt
@12itsmrjt ahhh, thanks!
@@12itsmrjtare you bullying us 🧐
Banning someone from a ballot is true democracy.
Jimmy's Trump impression is spot on. Meteorologist Ben is the worst comic skit I've ever seen.
I like Meteorologist Ben. He's odd but somehow convincing. You know who I don't like? The guy who does the Mike Lindell bit on Jimmy Kimmel. That guy's gotta go.
The untucked shirt and questioning of reality good. This is me with my family.
almost like they want to try to be Comedy Centrals
The Daily Show
Meteorologist Ben is the most Beckett Godot Sartre Kafka Camus experience ever televised! That's something!
U can't be serious, he's brilliant!@@yagots2feelit
Sounds Fascist to remove a candidate from a ballot because he upsets your feelings. Not very democratic at all.
Bing , bing, bong bing bong, pwoo pwoo!!! Give this man our codes… lol..
NO ! 👋
Make America Biden AGAIN
Biden Built Back Better!
@@flyrobin5255💙💙💙💙🇺🇸
Make America democratic again!
I voted for Biden and theres no way in hell id do it again.
330 million people and the best you can do is Biden 😂
Making dish soap funny - that's a real talent!
Odds are 100 to 1, you won't see Melania!
1 to 100👍👍
Thank you, Jimmy, for following through with a show on Friday nights. We love you and your commitment to comedy!! ❤🎉
Ben the weather man though. How many dudes do you know like this? 😂
Go Hawaii … Aloha Trump
🕴🏻“Ok. Ben.”
🧑🏾🎤 “LIIIFEEE”
🕴🏻”Thank you, thank you Ben.”
🧑🏾🎤 “LiiiiifffeeeEee”
🕴🏻“Ok, ok. Thank you.”
🧑🏾🎤 “Lllii-“
🕴🏻”THANKS Ben.”
🧑🏾🎤”Watch out for the weather!”
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This had me rolling!!Jimmy kept trying to end the skit but Ben wasn’t done rocking out! 🤣😭
Go Joe!
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesss let’s gooo
Thanks Jimmy & team. FYI, the term “Hawaiian” refers to someone of Hawaiian blood. It’s not the same as saying people who live in New York are “New Yorkers”. Residents of the Hawaii are referred to as “Kama’aina”. Can also just say residents of the state.
I thought they would be Polynesian.
Hater of this country are with jimmy
Can we get s'more "Go On Git" segments?? 👊🏻
when will you invite our new undocumented citizens on your show, or better yet take them home. prove to the world what a true representative you really are. you certainly can afford to house hundreds of our new migrant friends. be the first to inspire all of us to do the right thing. take a migrant home. start this new idea jimmy. you could make it work. i have so much faith in you and your followers. make it your mantra. bring a migrant home to live with you so all of them know of and you can personally demonstrate to the world your kindness and generosity. inspire us all to follow suit. bless you jimmy.
TRUMP 2024 All the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A week???
I can water down my dish soap, and get 3 weeks----4 if lucky.
From across the waters I am wondering how it is that the Democratic party hasn’t been able to come up with a powerful inspiring alternative to Biden..
Jimmy Fallon!. Your show sucks. Not funny. Obvious. Tedious. Biased. Loud. Short on ears and long on mouth. But I do admire that you just keep going. Never let anything get in your way man. You're a poster child for making it big even when you don't have talent. Love it man. Love it. You go for it.
I am the one who wrote the letter to my Sen. Brian Schatz asking to remove Trump from the ballot. Understand that the power does lay with the people. I was so pleased when my Senator brought the issue to the floor.. politics can work for the people.
Yes, fascism is embraced by the fools like you.
Go to hell.
Loved James' vocals.
Now and then i cringe when Jimmy fake laughs but overall he's a fab host.
Jimmy Fallon for president!
Other States should ban Trump from their ballots; show the Supreme Court what they are up against to.
Best president ever.
Trump should be removed from every ballot. Traitor trump has proven he will never accept the vote of the American people. His supporters will argue and threaten when he's removed from the ballots or when he loses the election. Let's get this over with and face them now. Stop dragging this out. He is disqualified, period! He is a traitor, period!
Meteorologist Ben is the most Beckett Godot Sartre Kafka Camus experience ever televised! That's something!
Not to mention a touch of Kravitz😊
Damn. Just realised that I'm British
I hope they find a cure for you soon my brother 🙏💪
I love Hawaii
Not only ban him throw his big arse in jail.
Such a weak show.
Tip: Don't downplay James as he does the "Thank you note" music, or any other time, because some of us like him more than we like Fallon.
💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙
Thank you Jimmy.
Another state?
Awwww... Poor widdle waddling Trump.
The fact they are atempting to silence political opponents should terrify you. But nnnnnooooo! Orange man bad! 🙄
"Tickle Tickle!" 😂
If Hawaii bans anyone from a ballot, I can imagine how many people woould never visit this state again. Talk about their dependence on tourism which keeps their head above water. Bold move if Hawaii does this. Financially could destroy Hawaii's tourism business.
On the contrary, many of us would go more often and stay longer!
Can y'all stop hating Joe Biden for crying out loud..
No!
🙏 🙏 To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 🙌 😊❤
Uh huh. We get it
tehckle tickle 😂🤣😂🤣
after all that
Ben Dalton is quite entertaining
Hello how are you ❤
Ben Dalton is awesome
Common sense to me would suggest that trump has no business near the oval office, if his 4:yrs didn't already teach us anything ...
Oil production hit an all time high today for the USA