10 Legitimately Satanic Metal Acts

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  • @Gottiline_Ace
    @Gottiline_Ace 4 роки тому +2168

    Satan in public: Mayhem, Behemoth
    Satan in private: "Up-town Girlll!!! She's been living in her Up-town Worldd..."

  • @paulterry2065
    @paulterry2065 5 років тому +1963

    We all know the Devil is a mediocre fiddle player that lost his golden fiddle to a boy named Johnny when he went down to Georgia

    • @rewlazman
      @rewlazman 5 років тому +69

      Satan let him win. For He knew Johnny would boast and become vain. Johnny would become famous and a sinner. For once Johnny died, he met Satan once more and now plays for Himnfor all of eternity.

    • @marshallloeks
      @marshallloeks 4 роки тому +3

      You beat me to it four months ago

    • @Harley_Gazzard
      @Harley_Gazzard 4 роки тому +14

      PRIMUS SUCKS!!!!

    • @thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268
      @thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268 4 роки тому

      Bannanatree Productions that they do my friend

    • @rust8infinite
      @rust8infinite 4 роки тому +8

      Shit anybody will get robbed in Georgia. That song failed to mention the devil was in Atlanta.

  • @rickeard5202
    @rickeard5202 7 років тому +17194

    But what if Satan doesn't like this kind of music, what if he is a jazz type of guy.

    • @chromaxd26
      @chromaxd26 7 років тому +690

      Hunter Rickeard actually jazz is more evil

    • @chromaxd26
      @chromaxd26 7 років тому +968

      Due to the technicality and complexity behind, most of the jazz musicians were accused in the 30's-60's of selling their souls at the crossroads.
      You cannot say that about Black Metal musicians and their rather simple harmonic minor and minor scale tremolo picking, can you?

    • @violet0013
      @violet0013 6 років тому +538

      what if... satan likes vapourwave music,,,,,

    • @seancarrillo4901
      @seancarrillo4901 6 років тому +261

      Yah Like Jazzz?

    • @Nobody-11B
      @Nobody-11B 6 років тому +252

      Hunter Rickeard he's probably a Justin Bieber fan

  • @rvstybearings
    @rvstybearings 3 роки тому +447

    song names
    0:08 - Sworn To The Dark
    0:30 - Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel
    0:53 - Prosperity and Beauty
    1:19 - Freezing Moon
    1:40 - Sacrificial Suicide
    2:06 - Hail Murder
    2:30 - The Somberlain
    2:53 - Azrael
    3:20 - The Paranoid
    3:47 - Dechristianize

  • @acedhnema5650
    @acedhnema5650 4 роки тому +5867

    When I said "I like metal" this is what my parents are thinking

    • @angelo8304
      @angelo8304 4 роки тому +74

      That's ignorant

    • @Shxdowxxx
      @Shxdowxxx 4 роки тому +34

      I feel this

    • @Xalashaska
      @Xalashaska 4 роки тому +11

      G you have trauma

    • @quinnmitchel4075
      @quinnmitchel4075 4 роки тому +76

      I like thrash metal and groove metal and metalcore but this metals ugh

    • @Redkodiak1994
      @Redkodiak1994 4 роки тому +21

      @@quinnmitchel4075 I'm the same way with rock I love classic rock modern rock is ok

  • @MultiStar84
    @MultiStar84 5 років тому +682

    Some of these bands do look kinda creepy, but why is there usually a fat drummer in the back looking super chill and casual - maybe it’s the drummer that’s satan.

    • @tonioshea9870
      @tonioshea9870 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂lmfao

    • @LilithsWorshipper
      @LilithsWorshipper 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @AleisterMeowley
      @AleisterMeowley 4 роки тому +29

      Have you ever tried finding a drummer for just a normal rock band? I guarantee you that if a guy has his own kit, can play this stuff, and shows up to practice, he’s in, no questions asked.

    • @slefthandbull
      @slefthandbull 4 роки тому +2

      Agreed lmao

    • @shawarmageddonit
      @shawarmageddonit 4 роки тому +4

      That would be Nick Barker.

  • @Metaldog38sHomeOfMetal
    @Metaldog38sHomeOfMetal 3 роки тому +1427

    I had a preacher once tell me that music itself can not be satanic but the force behind the pen creating it and the reason why is what makes it evil. If Satan moves through you, you are an instrument of evil, he explained. Without explaining the band or their message I played Mortification for him and he said it was satanic and not to listen to it and to turn it off immediately. I informed him they were a christian metal band with christian lyrics and the look on his face was priceless. Still makes me laugh today when I think of it.

    • @sinceunati
      @sinceunati 2 роки тому +33

      Hahaha. That's beautiful.

    • @JohnDoe-pd2lh
      @JohnDoe-pd2lh 2 роки тому +7

      Brilliant

    • @blueskyz8097
      @blueskyz8097 2 роки тому +17

      I Knew Mmmm Bop was Evil

    • @cashhenson5198
      @cashhenson5198 2 роки тому +59

      Spirit writing is real. Happens in all music like pop and country as well. Pop is actually far worse than rock when it comes to this

    • @MegaChorro123
      @MegaChorro123 2 роки тому +14

      @@cashhenson5198
      True lowkey. Ironic imo how it’s more prominent in mainstream music like pop despite the fact that there are bands that are explicit about it and don’t hide it but they aren’t mainstream so that’s probably why imo

  • @5373NSMAG
    @5373NSMAG Рік тому +51

    Satan: blow your trumpet Gabriel
    Satan in private: ….backstreets back alright!

  • @jameshowlett8050
    @jameshowlett8050 3 роки тому +1903

    All their satanist quotes sound like a teen trying to convince other adults in the room they are edgy af 😂

    • @brittanyburnturner8282
      @brittanyburnturner8282 3 роки тому +42

      Ikr that’s exactly what I thought 😭

    • @kountblasphemie666
      @kountblasphemie666 3 роки тому +26

      Well Anton Lavey did the same thing for decades well into his 50s..like for example
      "If your gonna sin, be the best sinner on the block" Lavey was no fool, I like philosophy, but he was edgy. Do as thy will, Hail thyself, Ave Satanas

    • @JackieChan-ty7hb
      @JackieChan-ty7hb 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bluedeep4766
      @bluedeep4766 3 роки тому +1

      🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

    • @kadekyudhistiras
      @kadekyudhistiras 2 роки тому

      Well said form Mr. Wolverine

  • @aleksabogicevic5801
    @aleksabogicevic5801 4 роки тому +934

    meanwhile in hell:
    Go Shorty, it's your birthday
    We gon' party like it's your birthday
    And we gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday

    • @sarangemmanuel
      @sarangemmanuel 4 роки тому +1

      poda myre

    • @YoursEteranally
      @YoursEteranally 3 роки тому +37

      YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE CLUB. BOTTLES FULL OF BUB

    • @mad4837
      @mad4837 3 роки тому +1

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @zacharyzwahr4256
      @zacharyzwahr4256 3 роки тому +2

      That's Houston Tx's 50 Cent he ain't Dead! XD Thought it's funny

    • @sadwookie11
      @sadwookie11 3 роки тому +3

      Birfday

  • @loganlight7758
    @loganlight7758 7 років тому +615

    We all know Satan plays the fiddle...I mean.. c'mon.

    • @narwhalsrbeautiful484
      @narwhalsrbeautiful484 6 років тому +1

      From Futurama yes

    • @joshuabrooks6417
      @joshuabrooks6417 6 років тому

      Or Crossroads

    • @Merp2137
      @Merp2137 6 років тому +2

      Logan Light you deserve a high five, love that reverence

    • @drageben145
      @drageben145 6 років тому +1

      That is Why norwegian black came
      Because our national instrument is fela aka the fiddle

    • @0pher545
      @0pher545 6 років тому +3

      The Devil Went Down To Georgia

  • @carminederosa2824
    @carminederosa2824 2 роки тому +117

    Imagine Satan singing:"I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie Wooorld"

  • @Phawstur
    @Phawstur 3 роки тому +3594

    70% of these guys wipe their makeup off and feed their cat when they get home. It's just an act

    • @rickastleyisnevergonnagive9202
      @rickastleyisnevergonnagive9202 3 роки тому +47

      nice pfp

    • @bakerhalt
      @bakerhalt 3 роки тому +331

      Right? Like no this isn't a fairy tale these guys don't live in lodges on top of a freezing mountain with thunder and red skies, they're musicians.

    • @mittnacht8653
      @mittnacht8653 3 роки тому +94

      @@bakerhalt cough cough *gaahl* cough cough

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 3 роки тому +206

      Yup i was in prison with a satanist he didnt do anything weird he was a mild mannered quiet guy. Who was in for fraud or some other white coller crime. He was about as intimidating as a hamster 😂

    • @mike285
      @mike285 3 роки тому +36

      Well the title does say "satanic acts"

  • @aaroncoal28
    @aaroncoal28 8 років тому +1070

    "These bands all suck." -- Satan

    • @jonhoskins8737
      @jonhoskins8737 8 років тому +50

      And anyone else with functioning eardrums.

    • @josezavala9800
      @josezavala9800 8 років тому

      hahaha!

    • @idk-zy9ig
      @idk-zy9ig 8 років тому +30

      +Jon Hoskins Behemoth is pretty fucking good tho

    • @BlasphemousVerses
      @BlasphemousVerses 8 років тому +40

      Dissection, Behemoth, Marduk, Emperor are all great bands.

    • @Thejgomez
      @Thejgomez 8 років тому +4

      Hahahaha ohhhh the best best best comment today, oh I'm crying...

  • @fjk1138
    @fjk1138 5 років тому +1881

    Even Satan would say to these guys: "Seriously, I can't understand a goddamn thing you are saying".

    • @todensarg
      @todensarg 5 років тому +21

      @Chuani Ralte *pentagram

    • @drtruthseeker8400
      @drtruthseeker8400 4 роки тому +5

      @Satan The god of this world So what's your problem with Christianity?

    • @veetiviinikka9430
      @veetiviinikka9430 4 роки тому +32

      Satan checks his closet and under his bed to make sure that there is no black metal artists.

    • @martijnschut4209
      @martijnschut4209 4 роки тому +1

      DR TRUTHSEEKER they’re complete and utter assholes!

    • @Hellenicheavymetal
      @Hellenicheavymetal 4 роки тому +2

      But that music kicks ass so who gaf

  • @camarossdriver
    @camarossdriver Рік тому +41

    You forgot “Crimson Dawn” led by Stan Marsh on vocals and Leopold “Butters” Stotch on the axe.

    • @ab72_s
      @ab72_s 6 місяців тому +3

      Lmao 😂 I just can’t 😂

  • @brentkozak7025
    @brentkozak7025 4 роки тому +1433

    If you play this backwards it sounds like Taylor Swift.

    • @yahbaekhyun4275
      @yahbaekhyun4275 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @masteryoda6988
      @masteryoda6988 3 роки тому +16

      Wich is satan

    • @jefferypate8368
      @jefferypate8368 3 роки тому +11

      Witch one is worse though

    • @josephlabenia6483
      @josephlabenia6483 3 роки тому +1

      If you back masking tape their music it will sound of worship praising god 🙏

    • @sevadaj
      @sevadaj 3 роки тому +7

      No you are wrong, if you play this backwards, It sounds like Justin Bieber!!!!!! 😂🤣

  • @crazyandbeautiful
    @crazyandbeautiful 5 років тому +2397

    *Meanwhile in Hell:*
    Satan: "Baby, baby, baby oooh..."

    • @tucks420
      @tucks420 5 років тому +40

      @@Kasperjost no it's just Justin Bieber's song moron

    • @leilamia9930
      @leilamia9930 5 років тому +5

      ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ ʟɪsᴛɪᴄ
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @babymetalenjoyer
      @babymetalenjoyer 4 роки тому +11

      @@tucks420 ummmmmmm u just insulted Satan

    • @Amangiechsin
      @Amangiechsin 4 роки тому +9

      oh man I can't believe you made a baby joke in 2019! you, my friend, win the internet!

    • @pimee2528
      @pimee2528 4 роки тому +1

      @@Kasperjost :DDD

  • @travisthompson8457
    @travisthompson8457 5 років тому +1951

    What if Satan listened to country songs and god was a metal head

    • @chadshamblin3539
      @chadshamblin3539 5 років тому +73

      That would make more sense!

    • @TJV83
      @TJV83 5 років тому +40

      Travis Thompson Satan likes Garth Brooks and George Jones more than black and death metal.
      “I’ve got friends in LOW places” was a dead giveaway.

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx 5 років тому +21

      That would be cool
      if i get to heaven someday ill ask him lol

    • @Nobody-qg1kc
      @Nobody-qg1kc 5 років тому +43

      Ü L T R Æ V Ï Œ L Ë T "On this rock I will build my Church." - Rocks evolve into metal: The Church is metal confirmed.

    • @Nobody-qg1kc
      @Nobody-qg1kc 5 років тому +1

      Lordian Guard

  • @sonzai-coco
    @sonzai-coco 2 роки тому +14

    Meanwhile Satan in hell : "Wish you a merry christmas and a happy new yearrrrr"

  • @wtfman81
    @wtfman81 5 років тому +575

    satan is more a blues fan, he did buy Robert Johnson's soul after all.

    • @hjoermungand
      @hjoermungand 4 роки тому +1

      and john lennon's

    • @thatguysson8241
      @thatguysson8241 4 роки тому +1

      Nah, Keith Richards

    • @LifeLifemoreAbundantly
      @LifeLifemoreAbundantly 4 роки тому

      Blues? Well, I don't think the devil cared for Blind WIllie Johnson's music and lyrics ...way before Robert Johnson btw.

    • @Uncle_Dolphin
      @Uncle_Dolphin 4 роки тому

      GojirA underrated comment

  • @krysiak1987
    @krysiak1987 6 років тому +2936

    "If you are looking for satanism,you wont find it amongst kids with loud guitars. Its Haloween not satanism" - Alice Cooper

    • @user-wn8tp3tv8t
      @user-wn8tp3tv8t 6 років тому +105

      krysiak1987 I fucking love Alice cooper

    • @Girlsplaybass
      @Girlsplaybass 6 років тому +122

      krysiak1987 I adore Alice Cooper. The coolest Christian

    • @satan5197
      @satan5197 6 років тому +16

      Indeed

    • @robertpreston2220
      @robertpreston2220 6 років тому +61

      alice is a jesus loving poseur so how can anyone take him seriously either

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d 6 років тому +6

      krysiak1987 He nailed it.

  • @guyalmighty1
    @guyalmighty1 4 роки тому +644

    Should be called "10 bands that need more cow bell"

  • @Miamiflow885
    @Miamiflow885 2 роки тому +11

    1:41 Cookie Monster goes metal

    • @diddler0467
      @diddler0467 Рік тому

      @vikernes dude pls stfu youre everywhere bot ahh

    • @lilcrowchild
      @lilcrowchild 8 місяців тому

      This is what happens when he runs out of cookies to eat

  • @josegarza3711
    @josegarza3711 8 років тому +363

    Surprised Nickelback didn't make the list.

  • @tasteless7795
    @tasteless7795 4 роки тому +2080

    *This is what people think when you mention Led Zeppelin*

    • @CaseyB8783
      @CaseyB8783 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 4 роки тому +41

      Yup. And, of course, Judas Priest, who don't actually play satanic music at all.

    • @mikeahern4642
      @mikeahern4642 4 роки тому +84

      Or just anything with a guitar

    • @powerfuld17
      @powerfuld17 4 роки тому +3

      tru

    • @ashentwo1478
      @ashentwo1478 4 роки тому +22

      @@mikeahern4642basically just anything with actual music in it

  • @czapalac14
    @czapalac14 7 років тому +456

    Number 1
    Lil Wayne playing the guitar

    • @endremains1242
      @endremains1242 7 років тому +5

      An odd box Justin bieber onstage stripping 😂😂😂

    • @satesup4353
      @satesup4353 7 років тому +2

      ..that is a pure legit of satan tortured people in hell... . XD

    • @paranoid5881
      @paranoid5881 6 років тому +1

      New age R&B has more satanic symbolism then the darkest Metal Bands combined. Just look at Travis Scott's "Goosbumps" music video! ua-cam.com/video/Dst9gZkq1a8/v-deo.html

    • @salatieljyrustumanan4929
      @salatieljyrustumanan4929 6 років тому +3

      Even Black Metal bands will scream: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

  • @garybobst9107
    @garybobst9107 2 роки тому +19

    Wait until they find out the Devil's into 'light jazz' and 'adult contemporary' music, and the angels LOVE death metal....

  • @gunscotthdgaming69420
    @gunscotthdgaming69420 5 років тому +3569

    Satan: *Sorry but I only listen to kpop*

    • @watwrongwichu2578
      @watwrongwichu2578 5 років тому +141

      Well time to kill Satan if that's true

    • @jerryqueer
      @jerryqueer 5 років тому +13

      I LAUGHED

    • @chlorine4470
      @chlorine4470 5 років тому +3

      XD

    • @pavelm.gonzalez8608
      @pavelm.gonzalez8608 5 років тому +20

      Satan only listen to Reggaeton and Trap!!! 🍑😈

    • @dependencyonlove8751
      @dependencyonlove8751 5 років тому +9

      Nah Nah Nah, Satan doesn't listen to music but he does use it to inflict pain on people. Satan uses *Linkin Park's A Thousand Suns* played on constant repeat for all eternity to torture his victims.

  • @invhertz9
    @invhertz9 4 роки тому +106

    Did the person filming the “Mayhem” part bring a microwave to the concert?

    • @adelineinactivity
      @adelineinactivity 4 роки тому +4

      Very old video

    • @yonee1984
      @yonee1984 4 роки тому +33

      It's a video from 1988, filmed on Vhs. And it's not a concert, it's just a rehearsal. Aslo Euronymous was not a legit satanist. He just wanted to scare the media and draw some attention.

    • @Edelgul1717
      @Edelgul1717 3 роки тому +2

      Euronimous was murdered in 1993 by his fellow black metalist Kristian Vikernes. Also before the murser the band was pretty much unknown undergroud. You don't have many recordings of that period in general. Phones with cameras did not exist at the time.

    • @GAM3R3D
      @GAM3R3D 3 роки тому +3

      @@Edelgul1717 unknown? What the actual fuck. No they werent unknown. They were a well know band, yet it's true that this kind of stuff got them a huge attention - also they recorded one of the best black metal album of all time.

    • @Edelgul1717
      @Edelgul1717 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@GAM3R3D What album are you talking about? Their first album was released in 1994 and their only EP published before 1994 had a circulation of 1000 copies.
      I woud say, that band got some attention after Dead's suicide and some attempts to draw attention to Helvete/scene, but that is that.

  • @burning_hd_billboard
    @burning_hd_billboard 3 роки тому +883

    This is what elderly "Christian" people think when I say I love AC/DC....

    • @alkatraz706
      @alkatraz706 3 роки тому +72

      most of the elderly people I know loves AC/DC... I mean it's their generation 😂

    • @colbo1001
      @colbo1001 3 роки тому +6

      @@alkatraz706 hahaha
      For real

    • @lenalovesyou
      @lenalovesyou 2 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @calebcomrie7984
      @calebcomrie7984 2 роки тому +11

      Old people love ACDC... That's why it's called dad rock

    • @XyonOfficial
      @XyonOfficial 2 роки тому +1

      You also love AC/DC?

  • @josephshaw9232
    @josephshaw9232 2 роки тому +10

    Satan: "This music sucks."

  • @juju-mh7jy
    @juju-mh7jy 4 роки тому +683

    meanwhile, in the depths of hell:
    satan: im in love with marijuana, makes me feel just like an iguana...

  • @mateoalpert625
    @mateoalpert625 4 роки тому +768

    What pop people think Metallica sounds like 😆

    • @loganfaulk8120
      @loganfaulk8120 3 роки тому +7

      Most likely lol

    • @scoupstastuwu
      @scoupstastuwu 3 роки тому +20

      What do you mean This is exactly what Metallica sounds like 🤨🤨🤨
      ....I'm joking please don't take this serious 😭😭

    • @septimussilva2005
      @septimussilva2005 3 роки тому +39

      @@scoupstastuwu For these bands, Metallica sounds like pop...

    • @scoupstastuwu
      @scoupstastuwu 3 роки тому +3

      @@septimussilva2005 lmao 😭

    • @MetalHeart8787
      @MetalHeart8787 3 роки тому +7

      by 1996 most people who listened to pop started liking Metallica,

  • @stanleycopper1167
    @stanleycopper1167 3 роки тому +762

    Nergal: “I am so evil. Nobody like me.”
    Also Nergal: **does yoga**

    • @anggiyanuariska695
      @anggiyanuariska695 3 роки тому +9

      *no body likes me

    • @8523wsxc
      @8523wsxc 3 роки тому +7

      As did Crowley, you fucking clueless dork.

    • @GWh135
      @GWh135 2 роки тому +24

      Satanists are often some of the most normal of people. Many have just had their eyes opened.

    • @vsmolvmetal6565
      @vsmolvmetal6565 2 роки тому +9

      @@8523wsxc damn bro who hurt you?

    • @8523wsxc
      @8523wsxc 2 роки тому

      @@vsmolvmetal6565 This guy's arrogant stupidity.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 2 роки тому +7

    Timmy's Mom: What band are you going to see tonight Timmy?
    Timmy: Here's a clip of them...

  • @boopah4365
    @boopah4365 4 роки тому +92

    Satan: " man I get ONE type of music and you can't understand a single word in any of em!"

    • @meekrob
      @meekrob 3 роки тому +5

      "And why do they think I want singers that sound like Cookie Monster?"

    • @boopah4365
      @boopah4365 3 роки тому +1

      @@meekrob exactly.

    • @supershygirl1680
      @supershygirl1680 3 роки тому +1

      @@meekrob That's more death metal amd even then only a tiny portion of every single death metal bands are actually satanic, it's more just black metal

    • @BadEconomyOfficial
      @BadEconomyOfficial 3 роки тому

      You’re referring to Pop

  • @sle2470
    @sle2470 5 років тому +242

    Satan: "I can't understand WTF they're saying!"

    • @MwZ0D7
      @MwZ0D7 4 роки тому +1

      Idk how it's just playboi with too much testosterone

    • @nrggvrn5576
      @nrggvrn5576 4 роки тому +4

      But it's fluent Satanese

    • @Aa-bp7hc
      @Aa-bp7hc 4 роки тому +1

      Even the satan(Cursed) himself cant figure out what they are saying

  • @iamnitrox
    @iamnitrox 8 років тому +2202

    I'm just a neutral, inoffensive, respectful comment. don't mind me. keep scrolling.

    • @bryantb4833
      @bryantb4833 8 років тому +35

      Whip me with an extension cord.

    • @dr.pepperr1409
      @dr.pepperr1409 8 років тому +7

      Dr.Pepper

    • @wyattlamore4088
      @wyattlamore4088 8 років тому +2

      +daniel borrego no sir. bud light

    • @brotherdon6439
      @brotherdon6439 8 років тому +2

      +Wyatt Lamore horse piss??

    • @jazzie634
      @jazzie634 8 років тому +15

      How dare you! Do you have any idea how offensive you're being?!

  • @chrishall8630
    @chrishall8630 2 роки тому +4

    Everyone knows Satan likes experimental jazz.

  • @Voicecolors
    @Voicecolors 8 років тому +311

    Worship the devil is a very childish way to be rebel. It´s like when you´re 5 and you wanna run away from home hiding in the backyard

    • @jdzilla99
      @jdzilla99 8 років тому +8

      There's more to it than just being a rebel, it's a religion.

    • @Voicecolors
      @Voicecolors 8 років тому +32

      Astral Emperor Yeah, that´s my point. It´s a religion therefore childish

    • @Ace-zp7yy
      @Ace-zp7yy 8 років тому +6

      +Voicecolors agreed but I find laveyan satanism to be more childish then actual satanism because they literally try to act like they're hardcore and shit when they're literally a bunch of wannabes theistic satanists even hate them.

    • @tommythecat7752
      @tommythecat7752 8 років тому

      More like having a system of beliefs that in many ways contradict Christianity

    • @tommythecat7752
      @tommythecat7752 8 років тому +16

      Laveyan Satanism isn't about being hardcore, it's about worshipping no one other than yourself, indulging in your base desires and instincts, and giving respect only to people who deserve it. There are other things but I don't have all day

  • @jeffreyshows3277
    @jeffreyshows3277 4 роки тому +293

    Meanwhile in Hell
    Satan: Look at this Photograph! Everytime it makes me laugh

    • @Aftonsbunnyxx
      @Aftonsbunnyxx 3 роки тому +12

      Omg...imagine if the devil listens to one direction

    • @Sklibbus
      @Sklibbus 3 роки тому +5

      @@Aftonsbunnyxx he listens to bts

    • @Aftonsbunnyxx
      @Aftonsbunnyxx 3 роки тому

      @@Sklibbus 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

    • @satanthesickcunt
      @satanthesickcunt 3 роки тому +6

      Don't associate me with that band. They're a good method for torture though

    • @jeffreyshows3277
      @jeffreyshows3277 3 роки тому

      Sorry Mr. Satan please don't banish my soul to the shadow realm 😭😰

  • @Skyliner849
    @Skyliner849 7 років тому +316

    People say that if you go in midnight in front of a mirror and say "Satan is my god" your mom will appear and punch you in da face

    • @fuccajob-nateondatrack-2284
      @fuccajob-nateondatrack-2284 7 років тому +1

      Skyliner849 😂😂😂😂

    • @shaneb.9458
      @shaneb.9458 7 років тому +1

      Skyliner849 that's great!! And so true!! LoL!!

    • @angelas349
      @angelas349 7 років тому

      🤣

    • @angelas349
      @angelas349 7 років тому +1

      Skyliner849 I’m laughing because I’M the Mom now and true it is! 🤣

    • @sugondees899
      @sugondees899 7 років тому +8

      I will never betray my lord and savior jesus christ

  • @kryyon999
    @kryyon999 2 роки тому +2

    imagine if satan just listen to this band and start to think like “this shit is awfulllllll, let me get back to my robert jhonson”

  • @dudley0826
    @dudley0826 4 роки тому +356

    I call B.S. on this list. Most BM bands are either
    A) anti-Abrahamic, meaning they dont believe in God or the devil. They want the old Norse religions back.
    B) prob. more common it's an act to gain fans.

    • @NA-xg1ji
      @NA-xg1ji 4 роки тому +50

      Many BM bands are ant-Abrahamic like you say, but many of the bands on this list really are practicing Satanists. For example, the singer for Dissection committed suicide as a part of a Satanic ritual he was doing. He was the member of a group called The Temple of the Black Light.

    • @mentealienari7293
      @mentealienari7293 4 роки тому +16

      There is no Black Metal without Satan. If your band wants the old norse religion back, then it may be inspired by Black Metal, but is actually Pagan Metal.

    • @PriyankaDas-fe6hm
      @PriyankaDas-fe6hm 4 роки тому +2

      @@mentealienari7293 So Bathory was Satanic, huh?

    • @michaelbrissette4487
      @michaelbrissette4487 4 роки тому +30

      @@mentealienari7293 dude, black metal has its roots in Norse paganism. Look at Mayhem and Burzum.

    • @dubiousdevil9572
      @dubiousdevil9572 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh, Jon, the leader of Dissection killed himself in a satanic ritual sacrifice. Stfu.

  • @TheMathPipe
    @TheMathPipe 8 років тому +1636

    and here i thought satan listened to pop music..

    • @captofthecrunch1942
      @captofthecrunch1942 8 років тому +50

      Now that's where you are confused. Satan himself DOES listen to pop music. But his followers realized that pop music is terrible,talent-less (for the most part) and not Satan enough for them. So....
      They made Black Metal.
      And a select few non-Black Metal Metal bands

    • @gooddaysir8273
      @gooddaysir8273 8 років тому +14

      He makes it, Justin's Bieber anyone?

    • @earp1673
      @earp1673 7 років тому +35

      Actually fun fact -- he's big into polka. Oh and the Carpenters, but you'll never get the big softie to admit it

    • @metalheadfreakingfantastic4578
      @metalheadfreakingfantastic4578 7 років тому +14

      TheMathPipe pop is the devil music

    • @satan1256
      @satan1256 7 років тому +41

      I do.

  • @fvneral666
    @fvneral666 5 років тому +291

    Well, according to music history, Jazz is the first style that was considered "The Devil´s music" :o

    • @PriyankaDas-fe6hm
      @PriyankaDas-fe6hm 4 роки тому

      How? But I like jazz. 😢

    • @radioactivedragonite2420
      @radioactivedragonite2420 4 роки тому +21

      Some people thougjt vivaldi's 21 caprices were satanic so i mean

    • @annettespradlin4945
      @annettespradlin4945 2 роки тому +15

      According to some, classical violinist Paganini sold his soul. The genre doesn't matter. What matters is the intent of the person making the music.

    • @roombarenegade6318
      @roombarenegade6318 2 роки тому +8

      Back in the day people thought tritones were satanic.

    • @ejokurirulezz
      @ejokurirulezz 2 роки тому +2

      jazz or blues?

  • @Loukas81
    @Loukas81 3 роки тому +1

    Gets to hell and Satan says: “Dude your music sucks! I’m more of a John Denver fan.” 😂

  • @FlamesGay
    @FlamesGay 5 років тому +97

    Satan: *I see you have mistaken my taste in music, well I actually listen to slow jazz, kinda a romantic twist*

    • @joaonunes7783
      @joaonunes7783 4 роки тому

      What if he thinks Holdsworth was the sh#t?

  • @dlkfilms2046
    @dlkfilms2046 7 років тому +201

    The song names used in this video:
    Watain - Sworn To The Dark
    Behemoth - Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel
    Gorgoroth - Prosperity and Beauty
    Mayhem - Freezing Moon (its at 56:30 in the 1990/1988 Mayhem rehearsal video on UA-cam)
    Deicide - Sacrificial Suicide
    Dark Funeral - Hail Murder
    Dissection - The Somberlain (the video used here is "Live at Wacken '97")
    Marduk - (Not sure)
    Ihsahn - The Paranoid
    Vital Remains - Dechristianize
    Feel free to comment the ones I'm not sure about everyone!

    • @mncdssctn9110
      @mncdssctn9110 7 років тому +2

      DLK Films Mayhem - Freezing Moon, Watain - Sworn To The Dark, Dark Funeral - Hail Murder

    • @dlkfilms2046
      @dlkfilms2046 7 років тому +1

      Thanks mate, I've updated the list.

    • @LordVeon
      @LordVeon 7 років тому

      Ihsahn - The Paranoid

    • @dylanworth8806
      @dylanworth8806 7 років тому +1

      DLK Films the deicide one is sacrificial suicide

    • @dlkfilms2046
      @dlkfilms2046 7 років тому +1

      Dylan Worth Thanks! I've updated the list!

  • @MasterNcognito
    @MasterNcognito 8 років тому +2533

    Am I the only one who was expecting "legitimately satanic acts" to mean live human and animal sacrifices and occult rituals to summon the devil?

    • @Jeudaos
      @Jeudaos 8 років тому +135

      I was expecting much more than random live perfomances with random quotes from band members over top of them. LMFAO, stupid.

    • @CeccatelliValentina
      @CeccatelliValentina 8 років тому +179

      well, actually real satanism is about free will, one self indulgence, individualism, intelligence, power and respect...i don't see where human and animal sacrifices may fit

    • @alancraighead3891
      @alancraighead3891 8 років тому +21

      Dissection definitely.

    • @donnybereznak5926
      @donnybereznak5926 8 років тому +38

      Yes the only reason it is called Satanism is its direct conflicts of Christianity morally, and kind of snubbed their nose at Christians. One that worships Lucifer the fallen angel would have to accept that Jesus Christ was the Chosen Son of God that was sent down to Earth with God's soul but mans Spirit to save all that accept him from eternal damnation. They just don't accept him, but place their role to serve God by doing Lucifer's bidding.

    • @mifegreen5960
      @mifegreen5960 8 років тому

      Exactly

  • @hunter5RB
    @hunter5RB 2 роки тому +29

    my dad was an engineer on the album “dechristianize” by vital remains, still scares me to this day because that album is the most satanic thing i’ve heard in my life.

  • @tunechieee.pt2
    @tunechieee.pt2 7 років тому +83

    i came from a baking video and what the fuck am i doing here

    • @JRSRLN
      @JRSRLN 7 років тому +4

      Satan loves cake.

    • @nurimanemir6633
      @nurimanemir6633 7 років тому

      satan loves you (?) hahahahaha

    • @angelas349
      @angelas349 7 років тому +4

      Yang Qt 🤣
      Hahaa.
      I think someone had the oven WAY too hot!

    • @lastotallyawesome7830
      @lastotallyawesome7830 7 років тому +2

      Those must've been some "rockin" pastries

    • @terrencemichael2012
      @terrencemichael2012 7 років тому

      Lol.. UA-cam... Takes you to places you never thought you'd ever go. That's funny

  • @GC0077
    @GC0077 5 років тому +243

    And meanwhile, he's probably laughing at and ridiculing them for thinking they know or understand what he is.

    • @gennymikel4296
      @gennymikel4296 5 років тому +36

      Yeah, think about it. these slugs put on gore makup, their vocals sound like their throats have been crushed and they swear their religious loyalties to a guy called a murderer and father of lies. What is the desired outcome? Go to hell and party? "Hey yeah, dudes, Satan here, um thanx for the publicity. Hey we got beer and broads, and my minion got some cocaine, hep yuhselves."

    • @GC0077
      @GC0077 5 років тому +26

      @@DW133_ of course he is...and he's got a receipt for all of these morons. They don't know what they're fking with.

    • @kaineobrien970
      @kaineobrien970 5 років тому +29

      I don't think most religious people understand what god is....He's a murderer and worse then Satan ever was. I don't believe that either actually exist but if we want to get technical on the mythology then God was definitely the worse out of the two

    • @xexun0010
      @xexun0010 5 років тому +36

      @@gennymikel4296 wow that was very christian of you, god must love you very much

    • @gennymikel4296
      @gennymikel4296 5 років тому +9

      @@xexun0010 What do you expect? Should I compliment someone like that. Oh, so sorry you dont approve.

  • @ferdinandpitre456
    @ferdinandpitre456 3 роки тому +267

    Imagine if Satan is an emo

    • @stringtube8760
      @stringtube8760 3 роки тому +51

      G note: *Exist*
      Satan: When I was a young boy...

    • @Aftonsbunnyxx
      @Aftonsbunnyxx 3 роки тому +1

      😅😅😅😅

    • @lil_pan46
      @lil_pan46 3 роки тому +8

      Probably why he was so rebellious. Yahweh will never understand him

    • @iwritejoshlerandpeterickno5091
      @iwritejoshlerandpeterickno5091 3 роки тому +8

      @@stringtube8760 my father threw me into the earth to be the king of hell

    • @cyanide_lollipop3264
      @cyanide_lollipop3264 3 роки тому +4

      How dare you insult poor Satan like that! Give the old dude a little more credit, daaang. 🤘😬

  • @HannibalOrJustRex
    @HannibalOrJustRex 2 роки тому

    Even Satan is like "This is just silly spooky cartoonish shit. Grow up. 🙄"

  • @christian2994
    @christian2994 7 років тому +585

    This shit is too weak for me. My mom yelling at me is more brutal than this.

    • @adsepulcrum3392
      @adsepulcrum3392 7 років тому +14

      *currently laughing at this*

    • @danielalvarado8933
      @danielalvarado8933 7 років тому +12

      Unstable Lunatik question....is she spanish cause if not you haven't heard anything yet.

    • @Retf-d3p
      @Retf-d3p 7 років тому +1

      Unstable Lunatik watch on UA-cam the 14 rites of satan Marilyn Manson

    • @heatherm.2992
      @heatherm.2992 7 років тому +1

      Unstable Lunatik lmfao 😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @zinedinezidane7460
      @zinedinezidane7460 7 років тому

      nobody cares about your crappy rites.

  • @shamilaniff
    @shamilaniff 4 роки тому +2071

    The guy who writes the lyrics in these bands has the easiest job.

    • @newskin9234
      @newskin9234 4 роки тому +296

      Lmao, indeed. "UAAAAAARRGGHHHH SATAN, HAIL, EDGE GRRROOOOOORRRRR"

    • @yusufevren2788
      @yusufevren2788 4 роки тому +224

      very deep meaningful lyrics can be found in black metal

    • @newskin9234
      @newskin9234 4 роки тому +110

      @@yusufevren2788 indeed, but what's the point if you can barely understand it? I don't get deep thoughts out of what I hear as mostly undecipherable shrieking.

    • @yusufevren2788
      @yusufevren2788 4 роки тому +72

      NewSkin i see your point but it is the aesthetic of the music without that harsh vocals black metal wouldnt be what it is

    • @crando6274
      @crando6274 4 роки тому +82

      NewSkin the point is to look deeper into it. the genre as a whole keeps out anyone who doesn’t care to learn more. plus when you listen long enough it becomes pretty easy to understand

  • @bean1002
    @bean1002 6 років тому +642

    What if Satan likes kpop? These bands would all be disappointments

    • @andrzejsielaszuk5502
      @andrzejsielaszuk5502 6 років тому +56

      i think not even satan himself could stand this

    • @잭-p3d
      @잭-p3d 5 років тому

      ㅇㅁㅇ

    • @baldkiwi444
      @baldkiwi444 5 років тому +12

      why did you mention kpop here

    • @BauhausBarbie
      @BauhausBarbie 5 років тому

      Ahahahahaha

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 років тому +25

      Well Kpop sounds like it's from hell so you might not be wrong with that

  • @dustyelliott95
    @dustyelliott95 2 роки тому +6

    This is what my mom thought AC/DC was like.

  • @xablas1128
    @xablas1128 3 роки тому +56

    how my classmates think i act after i tell them i like metal 😂

  • @dlawlis
    @dlawlis 4 роки тому +334

    I once had a terrifying vision of Hell back in the 1980s that will haunt me till the day I die. A radio station I was listening to messed up and played We Built This City twice in a row.

    • @clarissaoosthuizen1762
      @clarissaoosthuizen1762 4 роки тому +36

      i could be worse it Could have played Cardi B or Justin bieber

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 4 роки тому +39

      @@clarissaoosthuizen1762
      Get outta here with your basic “pop bad” jokes, they’re so cliché now

    • @danielmejia142
      @danielmejia142 3 роки тому +4

      @@clarissaoosthuizen1762 what’s wrong w pop?

    • @honeyjam3238
      @honeyjam3238 3 роки тому

      what did the vision look like?

    • @rowanmelton7643
      @rowanmelton7643 3 роки тому +3

      @@danielmejia142 Pop bad

  • @br4tz911
    @br4tz911 7 років тому +425

    I was brought here by SpongeBob
    ... Damn that is confusing

    • @wordchaseralvaro
      @wordchaseralvaro 7 років тому +2

      ayo isnt that jay_den_george? How the fuck did i get here

    • @generichipster1888
      @generichipster1888 6 років тому

      jay_den_ george Instead of browsing youtube and commenting on random videos, go out and search for your missing father.

    • @br4tz911
      @br4tz911 6 років тому

      Generic Hipster lol ok😂😁

    • @HeatherCoste
      @HeatherCoste 6 років тому +1

      Maybe Satan likes spongebob?

    • @mattbrown8066
      @mattbrown8066 6 років тому

      IcOnIc loser how

  • @John_McDonnell_76
    @John_McDonnell_76 3 роки тому +2

    Meanwhile, Satan in hell learning ballroom dancing and blasting Adele

  • @broondjongen
    @broondjongen 6 років тому +231

    What if Satan actually listens to Reggae and he hates Metal?

    • @Retf-d3p
      @Retf-d3p 6 років тому +1

      watch all satanic metal bands vs pink floyd it s on youtube

    • @ginsuma1402
      @ginsuma1402 5 років тому +2

      Makes since because people burn the devils lettuce while listening to Reggae

    • @meiermakesmusic
      @meiermakesmusic 5 років тому +2

      snoop goaty goat

    • @cjthehaasman9954
      @cjthehaasman9954 5 років тому +3

      @@ginsuma1402 its not Satan's lettuce, if anything its God's Spinach

    • @amarok1124
      @amarok1124 5 років тому +1

      @@ginsuma1402 since or sense?

  • @Zeew707
    @Zeew707 7 років тому +705

    legitimately satanic? some of these musicians literally admitted that they're atheists or pagans... the whole satanic thing is just a gimmick dude

    • @charlieburgess2353
      @charlieburgess2353 7 років тому +4

      Ze W which ones just curious

    • @adambrook6322
      @adambrook6322 7 років тому +54

      I read an article with Deicide's Glen Benton some years ago and he said something to the effect that the whole grrrrrr Sataaannn getup wasn't sincere in its pursuit of satanism as a spirituality, but was instead there to signify their detestation of Christianity, and really they're just atheists and anti-religion in general

    • @luziver5998
      @luziver5998 6 років тому +17

      well satanism is like a mix atheism and organized religion it has the same setup as a religion but has no deities only symbols

    • @r12k1abdullaah7
      @r12k1abdullaah7 6 років тому +5

      Materialistic actually.....it is just money....

    • @BlueCrystal1996R
      @BlueCrystal1996R 6 років тому +18

      At the origin (with Mayhem), it was really satanic. Some pretty fucked up shit happened back then. But now, it feels more like everyone is trying to copy what Mayhem did, and it just doesn't feel right, totally false and faked

  • @connorferrand527
    @connorferrand527 8 років тому +569

    Behemoth and Gorgoroth are on a whole other a level. That music sounds really, really evil. More so than all the rest.

    • @raptuous
      @raptuous 8 років тому +36

      I saw Dissection live right before he went to jail, I've seen dozens of BM and Death Metal bands over the years but I legitimately thought when Jon screamed at the crowed - This isn't an act, this guy is real. Intense, fucked up, ready to kill without hesitation, whatever.

    • @doomslayer4433
      @doomslayer4433 8 років тому +118

      But behemoth aren't really like fucked up in real life like how on the other hand mayhem and gorgoroth are all full of psychopaths

    • @TheRandomshite123
      @TheRandomshite123 8 років тому +4

      Connor Ferrand i doubt nergal is truly a satanist, he wouldn't have got on polish tv if he was

    • @codeblack9407
      @codeblack9407 8 років тому +3

      Connor Ferrand they legit scares tf out of me

    • @Luke_totally_luke
      @Luke_totally_luke 8 років тому +39

      TheRandomshite123 I tend to Agree. I feel like Behemoth is Satanic for the artistic purpose. I like their music.

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 2 роки тому

    Meanwhile, in Hell:
    🎶YMCA. It’s fun to stay at the..YMCA🎶

  • @matiasalvarado8190
    @matiasalvarado8190 5 років тому +332

    What I see is many people needing get a Shower😂

    • @sibylsaint
      @sibylsaint 5 років тому +5

      They're up on stage. What do you fucking want? Everyone gets worked up during a show.

    • @BaalDisciple
      @BaalDisciple 5 років тому +5

      @@sibylsaint Another millennial, I am one too but this guy has to he stupid. Probably listens to country, rap, or is a Christian. I'm Christian and this shit kicks man, but just ignore the uncultured.

    • @Spitson7771
      @Spitson7771 5 років тому +5

      VersatileSamurai You should be sacrificed if you are a christian

    • @garglemypiss8022
      @garglemypiss8022 5 років тому

      None Yobiz god of my shwety nutz

    • @hateddd5308
      @hateddd5308 5 років тому

      None Yobiz lmao wtf

  • @mbsdx
    @mbsdx 7 років тому +58

    I would honestly picture Satan listening to Mozart...

    • @flasrf
      @flasrf 7 років тому +2

      I was thinking the overture of 1812

    • @knightartorias5182
      @knightartorias5182 6 років тому +2

      Well he did inspire Tartini to write one of the lovliest violin pieces in music history.

    • @paranoid5881
      @paranoid5881 6 років тому +3

      Its said that "the Devil's Trill Sonata by Giuseppe Tartini" Was written as Tartini was possessed in 1799.

    • @paranoid5881
      @paranoid5881 6 років тому

      yep thats true

  • @Electr1cW1tch
    @Electr1cW1tch 3 роки тому +73

    Dang that video of mayhem was definitely recorded on a thermometer

    • @colbo1001
      @colbo1001 3 роки тому +4

      Hahahaha you had me laughing for a good 10 minutes with that

    • @xslamdroidx
      @xslamdroidx Рік тому

      Yes, but it was a thermometer stuck in Satan's rectum. Think about it.

    • @emogoesboom
      @emogoesboom Рік тому

      I'm sorry I can't stop laughing

  • @maxgreenluvr96
    @maxgreenluvr96 4 роки тому +218

    My religious aunt at a family reunion: What kind of music you like?
    Me: ...

    • @momplscometakemeout6427
      @momplscometakemeout6427 4 роки тому

      a mood

    • @i-never-look-at-replies-lol
      @i-never-look-at-replies-lol 4 роки тому +3

      edgyboi

    • @Proxylwia
      @Proxylwia 4 роки тому

      okay asotm broke my heart

    • @CaseyB8783
      @CaseyB8783 4 роки тому +3

      My whole family is Christian, while I am I do think that maybe there isn't a God, Idk what to believe. So I usually have to keep my music preferences a secret, because they automatically think a bunch of shit about me for the music. Idk what to believe anymore so I find comfort and happiness with other people like me who don't know, like my cousins.

    • @aslmx1918
      @aslmx1918 4 роки тому +1

      TakeMy BrokenSoul There’s a God. He died on the cross for all of us, even these goof balls. Keep the faith.

  • @cloggedopossum4188
    @cloggedopossum4188 8 років тому +142

    not a fan really of black metal vocals, but the music, especially in black symphonic metal, is amazing

    • @HDvideoedit
      @HDvideoedit 8 років тому +1

      yes sir

    • @juan4realz942
      @juan4realz942 8 років тому +4

      Hes "not a fan of the vocals" lmao.

    • @WolfieboyMachi
      @WolfieboyMachi 8 років тому +1

      Here, have some instrumental symphonic black metal. :)
      ua-cam.com/video/gX2ZLbK54ac/v-deo.html

    • @sksk6265
      @sksk6265 8 років тому +1

      come on man, that's what black metal is all about, the growling the deep vocals that's the damn best part in my opinion of black metal >< \m/

    • @adr.marius5636
      @adr.marius5636 8 років тому +9

      "the growling the deep vocals" are for death metal , black metal has shrieked vocals

  • @Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo
    @Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo 6 років тому +623

    It’s funny because Nergal is one of the nicest people

    • @tenjebanygogletosuka
      @tenjebanygogletosuka 5 років тому +66

      As he claimed, he is an atheist.

    • @diamondjoe100
      @diamondjoe100 5 років тому +81

      You can be a satanist & still be the nicest kindest person on the planet. It's all about nature.

    • @JacksonRiddle90
      @JacksonRiddle90 5 років тому +37

      Satanist arent always evil human beings (not saying all are not)

    • @goblinbread954
      @goblinbread954 5 років тому +23

      satanism i actually more often linked with atheism than any sort of worship

    • @ronnierhodes2800
      @ronnierhodes2800 5 років тому +20

      Gavin Blackshear so is Satan. Nobody would want anything to do with him if he presented himself in his true form. He’s a master deceiver. .

  • @billysapp5582
    @billysapp5582 2 роки тому

    Wait until "Nergal" hits 50 years old. Then ask if he still has Satan in him. Satan, the ultimate marketing tool. Behemoth is a cute attempt at Metal.

  • @RandyKing314
    @RandyKing314 3 роки тому +30

    Glad to see Ringo Starr has sharpened his black metal vocal skills 3:20

  • @jimimack7298
    @jimimack7298 5 років тому +287

    I still think that being a "Legitimately Satanic Metal Band" just adds to their popularity. That's all. Money is still the "God" to these bands too.

    • @Deadhammer218
      @Deadhammer218 4 роки тому +10

      Tell that to Fenriz, who is still a post office worker, and treats Darkthrone as his life's work. He said that he would be "rich bitch" if he accepted all concert offers etc.
      If Darkthrone were to play one concert tour that would set him up for life.
      Black metal started going mainstream when Varg started going to press as "Grief/Count Grishnack" and mouthing off about everything. Faust probably wouldn't have gotten to prison for that murder.

    • @manidehqan1664
      @manidehqan1664 4 роки тому +4

      Gahl(former gorgoroth frontman)
      is not a sellout sometimes he let people to see his shows for free.dont get me wrong he cares about money but enough to pay for his bills and wine collection

    • @Gyro1Gearloose
      @Gyro1Gearloose 4 роки тому +5

      I second that! I was watching the lords of chaos movie the other day and then I remembered that after all the edgy stuff in late 80s, they ended up performing in Dubai 2013.... that's not very underground....

    • @sorlid5072
      @sorlid5072 4 роки тому +5

      The vocalist in the clip from mayhem had no money, and did it all to express his love for death. He later shot himself

    • @panameraboomin7925
      @panameraboomin7925 4 роки тому +2

      Sorlid that’s probably why he’s one of the few from the scene that actually killed them selves. Seems like he meant every bit of his lyrics, every other band I guess only believes in those beliefs philosophically but not in practice.

  • @gabriel_sol
    @gabriel_sol 4 роки тому +24

    Meenwile in hell:
    Satan: SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @ulisesmaderamejia4847
    @ulisesmaderamejia4847 3 роки тому

    Meanwhile Satan is listening to nothing but Country music 🤣

  • @cesarestrada3619
    @cesarestrada3619 5 років тому +619

    You forgot Nickelback they are my favorite Satanic band

  • @rorschach5704
    @rorschach5704 5 років тому +124

    In Reality
    Satan: You like Jazz?

    • @Vikernes-f9u
      @Vikernes-f9u 5 років тому +1

      Hugh Mongous watching at 6th beast rite

  • @GrayWoIf
    @GrayWoIf 8 років тому +101

    These guys are satanists? So they like pray to King Diamond?

    • @GLOCK-ot8sf
      @GLOCK-ot8sf 8 років тому +10

      No. That would be a King Diamondist hail King Diamond

    • @GLOCK-ot8sf
      @GLOCK-ot8sf 8 років тому +1

      Euronymous 90 mercyful fate is good, the vocals can be bad sometimes but Melissa is a great album.

    • @zameion90
      @zameion90 8 років тому

      ***** wow...u really just said fuck boy....if this was about a rapper id understand. But fuckboy. Why dont u just spell boy will a i and say yo afterwords. and too bad varg didnt idk LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE FUCKING GUITAR before he killed the godfather of the black metal riff. Dont get all butt hurt that i talked shit about your girlfriend XD

    • @zameion90
      @zameion90 8 років тому

      ***** HAHAHAHA 1. Like i really give a fuck who u like more and if u like who i like 2. If varg was soo much better how come he was the only person in shitty burzum and why did he use euros record label, lol 3. If varg was so great, why did he get caught. 4. if euronymous didnt pioneer the basic black metal ominous way of playing the "necro" sound why have i seen guys from darkthrone AND varg himself say that euronymous did it. 5. if varg was so much better, why does he always talk mess about sumone that is already dead, does he really feel the need to prove he is better than sumone who is really dead? funny how the only one thats in competition is always the one thats sucks dick. 6. WHO THE FUCK EVEN TRIED TO STEAL KING DIAMONDS WAY OF SINGING.
      Basicly just go get sum fuckin pussy and stop worrying about who other people like. Diamond is a fuckin pussy and burzum couldnt get people to join if he tried, his music is the same shit over and over for like 10 min. Mayhem rules, Dead necro and euronymous are fucking gods in black metal. i dont even think u can call Mercyful fate fuckin black metal at all. sounds more like iron fucking maiden too me. Bt i know ur type, ur gonna be up all night just waiting for me to send another one. Unlike you i have a fucking life, and whats that thing that would shut you up....oh yea PUSSY that i need to get into. so LATER go find sumone els to fuckin cry too about who u do and dont like. hahaha fucking king diamond what a fucking joke AYYYYYYY YAAA YAAA < like every fucking song of his hahahaha faggyest shit ever

    • @zameion90
      @zameion90 8 років тому

      ***** here if this makes u feel better and does not remind u that ur only action is Palmila Handerson
      i know ur type, ur gonna be up all night just waiting for me to send another one. Unlike you i have a fucking life, and whats that thing that would shut you up? OBVIOUSLY NOTHING

  • @moisesfunes24
    @moisesfunes24 2 роки тому +3

    the most ironic thing is that if you believe in the devil means that you acknowledge there is a god...

    • @PJPsounds
      @PJPsounds 8 місяців тому

      I think Danzig said these words few decades ago.

    • @mockupguy3577
      @mockupguy3577 3 місяці тому

      Why is that ironic?

  • @ReverendBenzo
    @ReverendBenzo 8 років тому +325

    Do a Top Ten Amish bands list!

    • @whatthefuckdidyousay1957
      @whatthefuckdidyousay1957 8 років тому +6

      Reverend Benzo but there would be no electric guitar

    • @magemeatloaf
      @magemeatloaf 8 років тому +3

      +What the Fuck Did you Say ? And that means there are no bands without electric guitars..?

    • @rossh2111
      @rossh2111 7 років тому +9

      Years ago there was a band playing at a car show I went to called the Electric Amish.
      Had a bicycle hooked up to a generator so they could play.
      Was a prop of course because right in the middle of a song the guy from the audience that was on the bike got tired and stopped. They noticed and got real confused when everything still had power lol.
      There was some joke that stuck with me from their set where one guy asked one of the others something like...
      "What does it take to satisfy your wife? 8 Mennonite!"
      lol

    • @RogerRabbitt
      @RogerRabbitt 7 років тому +5

      Reverend Benzo but they can't use modern technology

    • @ericoleal5182
      @ericoleal5182 7 років тому

      Reverend Benzo LOL

  • @geshv2096
    @geshv2096 3 роки тому +75

    3:33 Finally we can see the true face of satanists

    • @hermanoff7520
      @hermanoff7520 3 роки тому +2

      LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jayhendricks67
      @jayhendricks67 3 роки тому +1

      And read all the Replies of them trying to Justify it.

    • @Vinter666
      @Vinter666 3 роки тому +1

      Why? What's wrong about it. Do you think satanists put on corpse paint?

  • @jayceebarrin6351
    @jayceebarrin6351 4 роки тому +21

    I said to Satan..."Ok, I get it. Your voice is scary and pardon the expression, you look like Hell. But, I can't understand wtf they are saying! Can you?"

  • @waltuh11121
    @waltuh11121 2 роки тому +1

    I know what happened to Euronymous, but are the other guys dangerous people or are they like "yes I love Satan (proceeds to do nothing)"

  • @melissaprestash-reinhold6566
    @melissaprestash-reinhold6566 5 років тому +27

    Satan is often associated with music as he is the Angel of musical arts and was created a musician himself. "You where the seal of perfection, full of wisdom and perfect in beauty until inequity was found in you and I cast you out." beautiful beyond description, most intelligent of all God's creations with finely tuned timbers and pipes. Apart from the Holy Trinity, no other creature was created most high and most wise as Satan.

    • @lvx969
      @lvx969 5 років тому +3

      Well I guess God done fucked up then?

    • @Nobody-qg1kc
      @Nobody-qg1kc 5 років тому +1

      Robbert Wu Sounds an awful lot like the devil...

  • @OkkyHan
    @OkkyHan 4 роки тому +76

    My kids : Mom's so calm.. probably got her healing binaural beats on....
    On my headset :

    • @xcvsumextra
      @xcvsumextra 3 роки тому

      Please don’t subject your children to satanism

    • @Thecircustapes
      @Thecircustapes 3 роки тому +1

      @@xcvsumextra please don't subject your kids to the bible either

    • @xcvsumextra
      @xcvsumextra 3 роки тому

      @@Thecircustapes Christ is king!

    • @Thecircustapes
      @Thecircustapes 3 роки тому +1

      @@xcvsumextra he's a fraud

    • @xcvsumextra
      @xcvsumextra 3 роки тому

      @@Thecircustapes how?

  • @theheelsynergy
    @theheelsynergy 3 роки тому +42

    This entire video is what people think when I say I love metal.

  • @peterfile2185
    @peterfile2185 3 роки тому +2

    I have a feeling if these guys get punched they'd say "it's just a prank bro"

  • @VanWailen
    @VanWailen 5 років тому +115

    Funny how many of these bands, most of which I like, always attack Christianity but never ever write songs or attack Islam or Judaism. None of these bands are ‘satanic’. They’re all atheists with the exception of Dissection.

    • @raeesahmarshman4727
      @raeesahmarshman4727 5 років тому

      Attacking Islam isn't safe ?? Lmao well aren't you just stupid.

    • @raeesahmarshman4727
      @raeesahmarshman4727 5 років тому +2

      @Morgh123 what do you know about Islam ?

    • @raeesahmarshman4727
      @raeesahmarshman4727 5 років тому

      @Morgh123 by the way I am Muslim .... and even I am not narrow minded like you are . Go take a look in the mirror and you'll see what a dumbass is .

    • @raeesahmarshman4727
      @raeesahmarshman4727 5 років тому

      @Morgh123 victim role ?? Lmao you are drummer than you make yourself out to be . So through with your narrow minded ass , you didn't even hear me speak yet you're making assumptions . Oblivious is what you and that's how you will forever stay . Keep walking around with blinkers on and when you're mature enough to have a debate and see my points of view hit me up . Till then - Adios' prick .

    • @izachi-chan2432
      @izachi-chan2432 2 роки тому

      Atheism is not having *any* beliefs you twerp lmfao so no, they're not atheists, they're satanists. It's simple
      No need to be butthurt just 'cause some people don't wanna follow your sky daddy

  • @zoeosabutey8105
    @zoeosabutey8105 4 роки тому +92

    Tik tok girls: “”Omg e-boys”

  • @tingachhakchhuak6083
    @tingachhakchhuak6083 5 років тому +229

    None of the members of Mayhem were Satanist
    (Source : Varg and Hellhammer)

    • @mackenzieonyx7586
      @mackenzieonyx7586 5 років тому +3

      ya, all for show

    • @Azazil.levthn
      @Azazil.levthn 5 років тому +4

      How about Euronymous?

    • @Jakeltons
      @Jakeltons 5 років тому +22

      Δzazil Warrior I know it will never be 100% confirmed whether he was or not, but in my opinion I think it was for show. Just an attempt to appear more evil

    • @Azazil.levthn
      @Azazil.levthn 5 років тому +1

      @@Jakeltons but.. he kill himself with a gun

    • @Azazil.levthn
      @Azazil.levthn 5 років тому +2

      @@Jakeltons im pretty sure he was satanic

  • @abhishekch5726
    @abhishekch5726 3 роки тому +2

    0:57- can anybody name the title of this song?

  • @texasneuendorf4207
    @texasneuendorf4207 7 років тому +14

    My kindergarden teacher played bass for dissection

    • @lefterisphasarias8934
      @lefterisphasarias8934 5 років тому +2

      And my grandma was actually Dead of Mayhem, and everybody thought he was a guy lol.

  • @jessicablack8265
    @jessicablack8265 6 років тому +118

    I was clearing my throat throughout this entire video

    • @richardrichard1853
      @richardrichard1853 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @josesamson8603
      @josesamson8603 5 років тому

      Good! Now you can swallow!

    • @jamesguy1030
      @jamesguy1030 5 років тому

      Jessica Wright ~ Yeah,
      The Real Satanic Music industry is well documented in the amazing new documentary footage called =
      “Communism by the Back Door”
      New World Order
      The Satanic Music industry is covered at around about 42: minutes into the film footage.
      it’s a five hour & twenty minutes masterpiece and should be shown in our schools and colleges worldwide.
      Please watch it and share it with as many people as you can before it gets removed.
      Our Weapon is Truth !

  • @TheHotMelindas
    @TheHotMelindas 5 років тому +63

    I can’t take these guys seriously hahahahahhaha

  • @bradyscott5919
    @bradyscott5919 2 роки тому

    Imagine If a baby said one of there names because most of these names are gibberish

  • @ProphetTLK
    @ProphetTLK 6 років тому +63

    Don’t forget guys these people still will obey the laws of their countries, they won’t steal from you or kill anyone. They’ll also be quite happy to meet you if you’re a fan.

    • @lukebyrd8406
      @lukebyrd8406 6 років тому +2

      Not true.

    • @sullyb23511
      @sullyb23511 6 років тому +2

      @@lukebyrd8406 Yep. Well, these guys might not be shits like that, but there have been a few cats who definitely jumped the shark.

    • @dumahdrummer654
      @dumahdrummer654 6 років тому +12

      Actually my friend, the vocalist for gorgoroth was convicted of heinous torture, the old bass player for mayhem killed the guitarist, the vocalist for dissection was sentenced to prison for being an accessory to murder, the vocalist of mayhem also blew his own brains out

    • @morbiusfacebooklive
      @morbiusfacebooklive 6 років тому

      @@DragonforceSCGS in some countries suicide is a crime