Sniffing Echolocation - Jerma Far Cry 6 Stream Recap (With Etalyx!)
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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2021
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Originally Streamed on October 10th, 2021
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“Do you not hear the screams?”
“No?”
*shoots random person*
“…did you kill him?”
“I’m trying to cut the screams off”
Jerma has finally succumb to the voices in his head he calls “chat”
A man is shooting your dog. Do you:
A. Set the man on fire
B. Set the dog on fire
C. Set yourself on fire
D. All of the above
@The Jerma985 I swear to god I see you everywhere 😨
@@Bigcadder89 they're named The Jerma985 and you're surprised to see them comment on videos about Jerma?
BILLIONAIRE streamer SLAUGHTERS civilians to silence the TERRIBLE SCREAMS in his head
He filled the fields with them. The mingled and undifferentiated cries were like a siren that signalled not the atrocity of his own action, but the monstrosity of that people’s continuation, and perpetuation. Only the bark of his cold instrument of redress, the bright flare of imprecation from its broiling mouthpiece, the balletic whirling flailing falling into finality and rainsoddened soil of the emptied shapes of them, was balm against their nauseous klaxon. Jeremy Elbertson fired and fired and fired until the gun and his belt and his bandolier were as empty as his eyes. But behind those eyes the klaxon carried on.
98th richest streamer on the planet pets dog in a live warzone and ends all future conflict by dying in the process
@@The_Corn_God His innovative livestreams crushed the hot tub AND the messianic meta
Streamer sets man ON FIRE, is angry he's SCREAMING
When the voices are getting louder!😁
Jerma is great at accurately showing the Ubisoft experience.
Jerma is the Ubisoft experience
Grab The Auto 6
Ubisoft Experience more like Buyer's Remorse Simulator
@@Alec_Reaper What should be an interesting concept for a game that ends up being somehow dull Simulator. Only from the finest and Ubisoft.
@Sweener So many synapses connected in my mind...YOU SAID IT PERFECTLY
7:59
LUNATIC streamer kills -CREWMATE- innocent man IN COLD blood. CLAIMS he was trying to "cut the screams off"
That little "I'm bored" sealed the deal, far cry will now always be a 6/10
@Sweener just the hud in an ubi game is sensory overload with 50 map markers, 20 side quests, 5 random npcs talking at once, 20 enemies driving by on patrol, then some character talking into ur ear over the radio
it’s an 8/10. every game is an 8/10
@@Imapigtoo Oh shit Star_ alt
Do you know the timestamp?
Found it! 18:41 :)
Chorizo was absolutely the best part of this stream
Especially when he's zooming past Jerma on his wheels and he goes "run Otto!" in the otto voice
i wanna see the chorizo cut
Can I have a timestamp for otto?
@@Nilon241 Same here.
@@a_wormwood 42:50 and 44:30
Best part is this entire stream happened in Etalyx's save, and I fondly remember Jerma being so sullen about it on stream because progress in Player One's save isn't shared, meaning no E-Otto for this sad, sad psycho. I guess this is why people really like Terraria as a co-op game.
Etalyx: "Odds of you abruptly turning and crashing the plane into the mountain?"
Jerma: "Zero"
... 5 seconds later...
Jerma, furiously explaining why he had no choice
Jerma saying “How do you be stealthy with an alligator?” legit made me have to pause because it really is so absurd, and I just have not been thinking critically about it at all. Like, not once during my several hours in Far Cry 5 did I stop and consider how the fuck I could possibly be stealthy with an entire bear following me around.
the problem is ur playing stealth in farcry
Bear, cougar, think you even have a helicopter and for sure a plane flying around you. How no one notices a plane just circling their base amazes me.
@@PDFsArentPpl stealth has always been pinned on to far cry games. It’s fun. If you like stealth.
@@popo0129 cougars are extremely stealthy
BIGBYYYY
"violence is the answer" literally every farcry plotline
@Sweener and its lit
@@sdsd2e2321 no its not
@@juniorloch4269 Shut up Junior
@@sdsd2e2321 cope
@Sweener far cry 3 and subtle? You mean the game where brody kills one dude and feels bad about it and continues to kill hundreds and hundreds of pirates without feeling bad about ever again.
7:51 INSANE SCHIZOPHRENIC STREAMER guns down innocent man to stop screaming in HIS HEAD
18:41 Ubisoft games summarized
the last hour of the stream of them trying to break in was genuinely intense at parts. we all knew they weren't gonna be able to do anything, but they were so into it.
I was actually hoping that they would have been able to cheese the game if they successfully got through all the over-leveled enemies, but i guess Ubisoft really just hates fun too much to reward the effort.
@The Jerma985
>maid
"Did you kill him?"
"I'm just trying to stop the screaming"
Etalyx is such a good foil to Jerma every time they stream together.
based vs cringe streamer
Too bad Ster wasn't on the friend team this time.
Ster would have gotten bored and lost patience with this game even quicker than they did.
Unexpected sequel to the scream and fart compilation at 7:20
The spinoff sequel to screaming and farting and crying.
@@GayBrain Farcrying screaming and farting?
@@Nilon241 +2
Sadly, it wasn't as good as the original. 6/10 not enough farting.
This game is so scuffed which makes it perfect for jerma
@Sweener see, if you’re not careful how you paint the pieces, you end up gluing the joints together. Then they don’t move so good.
@Sweener dunno how tf you guys keep saying this when this entry is different and unique in so many ways
@Sweener No guys don't get started yet my popcorn isn't ready 😮
@Sweener are you going to ignore guerilla paths, a crafting system that actually matters, a weapon progression system that makes sense and isnt overpowered directly at the start, an actually voiced character that speaks as much as jason brody, a just-cause-like military enforcement system (that dynamically changes with your actions), a gear system that functions as a skill tree, and more?
i didnt even bother with 5 and new dawn so this is from my fc3/4 perspective. this game is fucking solid and you edgelords will never cease to amaze me
also like, who cares if it copies some aspects from other games? It's a far cry game. they share mechanics.
4 was a direct copy paste of 3 just with a different setting + story and so much more polish. and i loved it
This will be a plentiful harvest for the jerma laughing at car accidents
Thanks cheltie
@The Jerma985 INTERNATIONAL group of STALKERS OBSESSED with twitch streamer with EXTREME NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY very much GRATEFUL for community-members who DO NOTHING ALL DAY except RECORD SAID STREAMER
jerma: "no he's fine"
horse : *Catatonic state*
Absolute chaos happens at 22:55-23:50
9:39 add it to the list
This stream is just ripe with clips for the Jerma laughing at car accidents compilation.
I love how he clearly despises the series yet still gives it a 6/10
🤷♂️ he did have fun with it, for 7 hours. There's enough variety there to entertain, he just would never play it seriously.
Depending on the scale you're using, 6/10 is either mediocrely alright or complete unplayable trash heap
@@spencechan its hard to really hate a game this bland
I like how Jerma is now talking about how much he makes, but still avoids talking about how back in the 80s he funded right wing paramilitaries to hunt down Columbian cartels and even helped the CIA undermine the DEA when it came to tackling the Cali cartel.
:/
Damn I didn't know Jerma finances paramilitary militias in South America to keep american hegemony on the region, I'm kinda disappointed ngl :/
He would make a great president of the USA tho
Why’d he fund right-wing militias against the cartels? He probably funded them against the unions that were eating into his profits.
@@DanieleCapellini Yeah, in any case he would be the one funding the cartels and not the one fighting them
Jerma did all of that because the chat said they’d take a billion dollars off his debt if he did. He truly had no choice.
lmao
7:01 "what is those" :)
Jerma and Etalyx duo is undefeated
etalyx finessed ubisoft big time he truly is based
I propose a great UBIHEIST
To be fair, Ubisoft really just finessed themselves by thinking they could get away with charging a monthly subscription for their games, when they’ve based their entire recent business model off of re-releasing the same games with minor expansions over and over again with 8-12 hours of actual content that keeps you binge playing for one month before you get burnt out, and 30+ hours of repetitive, unenjoyable chaff that makes you not want to go back after.
Honestly, Ubisoft is lucky that video game rental services have fallen out of fashion. Otherwise they’d be bleeding money from people just renting their games for the 2-4 weeks it takes to get tired of them, and then returning them.
18:15 the broken bones sound killed me 💀
"Equip different gear to reduce damage from *ARMOR-PIERCING ROUNDS* "
Excuse me? No no no, read that and think about it for like 5 seconds...
That's what the Castilians tried when they went against guns.
dude yeah its so wack
they made it a rock paper scissors system with armored and unarmored targets and soft body rounds and armor piercing rounds but thats not how it works but its how the game works in order for you to have to equip different guns with different ammunition
irl a hollow point round will actually fragment inside the body and do extra damage compared to an AP round but I mean an AP round is still getting shot with a bullet
these games exist in an absolute nonsense land
The part where he shot the npc because his own character wouldn't stop screaming made me laugh the hardest I have in MONTHS
the bit about the judge and the dashcam made me break down into hysterics and I can barely tell why. it was so good I love this and can't wait for them to play far cry 7
33:45 - 35:25 for my definite future reference
"no no no no no, no more ATV people! they cause problems!"
Whenever Jerma says "My stomach" I always get kinda sad : (. Stay strong Jerma, hope you get better.
@The Jerma985 insanely PERSISTENT streamer TOTALLY DECIMATES lame and weak disease, comes back BETTER and STRONGER than ever.
@@HeadLeg what a trooper
@@theneonllama416 what a god of a trooper
When I saw the leaks and I saw how low jerma was comparatively and knowing how much he’s spent to entertain us with his huge projects actually made me like jerma even more
I'm really happy for Jerma being on that leaked twitch list, he deserves all of that money for putting smiles on our faces as the best internet e-clown ever exists.
The only complaint I have is he’s not in the top 5
This is how I found out far cry 6 exist
You mean you haven’t been getting spammed with 20 Far Cry 6 ads a day on every youtube video?
@@myawsomebox I get weird anime pinball game ones
@@myawsomebox I have adblock everywhere, but I did see the villain ad. Which was really fun, great acting.
I kind of just forgot it existed for a short while until I saw a clip of Jerma wondering why his $60 game doesn't give him everything Etalyx has lmao.
Local dwarf brutally injures man to "make the screaming stop"
14:28 i didnt realise that was a dog the first time, i thought it was my stomach making those noises until he turned around
I never thought to play this game with a friend and just watch them clear a base from a distance lmao
"Is that the horse?"
The idea of a horse constantly screaming in the voice of a human man slayed me.
he's made over $900,000 and he doesnt even know the xbox controller buttons.
The beauty of capitalism
That's a bit low... For someone who makes actual content mind you
the useless scope is also funny cause it has a shackle on top for no reason
The Nemesis system part had me dying ffs "Looked like he was about to shout "OI, RANGER" ahahahahaa
same joke andy has memory relapse and keeps reliving playing the same game every day
41:21 PSYCHO Twitch streamer kills dog then smokes a cigar in victory
This game looks like its released in 2018
It actually plays like Far cry 3. They intentionally went backwards.
@Sweener just goes to show that _you dont need to keep improving graphics_
@Sweener didnt you know? ubisoft just releases the numbered titles to tide over people until the in-between games like primal and blood dragon
It runs like it was released in 2030 tho. I get 30 fps on low with a 1080 and 6600k
@Sweener they _think_ they're making good games
is that virtual otto in the thumbnail
Finally, Jerma plays a totally apolitical game about violent revolution and toppling tyrannical regimes!
7:59 actual schizophrenic streamer
best part was jerma telling etalyx to put his gun away while he was driving a tank
A Jerma Stream Highlight WITH [Half-Life] Etalyx? Sign me up!
HALF LIFE!!!!
Jerma "do you hear the screams" "im going to kill him to stop the fucking screams in my head" 985
26:04 the snifflelocation discussion
Great edit thank you
You know what NO ONE is talking about? EVERY TIME you boot this game up this Microsoft Sam voice narrates the menus. You can't stop it unless you happen to find the right combo of options to glitch your copy. I'm nearly blind but I don't want a game to patronize me BY DEFAULT. So annoying.
It could AT LEAST have been Jerma's voice.
Jerma: "*tf2 sentry noise* load game"
Weird, that hasn’t happened to me on PC
maybe it's using your system defaults or something idk
what the fuck is microsoft sam
Thank you for all your hard work Cheltie 🙏
Dang, you work fast!
They say Cheltie works in mysterious ways...
i love these edits, thank you
BEST highlights channel
It blows my mind how Ubisoft hasn't gone bankrupt.
At least they announced they have to make free-to-play games now. There's still hope.
I put this on in the background only to hear jerma constantly cackle
22:30 Based Etalyx
Jerma and Etalyx really are just the same person when they play Far Cry
The npc’s driving into shit always has me in stitches
37:32 jerma role playing a stereotypical Redditor
7:43 Jerma's mind 24/7
lookit all these *smol* enemy creabs
thank u cheltie
Some streams are nice to watch in full, but this edit is definitely needed
11:00 the way he walked directly in front of the gun of the tank saying there’s someone in the tank
I love this so much
It's too bad they don't revisit this because damn, this stream was fucking hilarious.
I fell asleep midway through this stream. It sounded like they were having fun.
Actual chest pains quality seal of approval.
BILLIONARE streamer GUILT TRIPS his audience into sending him COPIOUS amounts of bits
These all new AAA games look like they want to look realistic at the same time being arcade as fuk.
damn AAA games are such a mess nowadays and Ubisoft is the worst offender probably. Fast food without any value whatsoever. They would be better off doing mobile games or just sell this shit for 10$ maybe then someone will buy it
Same old stuff actually downgraded over time from immersive far cry 2 to something you can probably play one handed eating chips with the other.
Worst thing is how good trailers and cinematics were
The Ubisoft subscription isn’t even saving this, Etalyx was smart to get that one instead of paying $60
Just look up "AAA games" and look at the images the results give you. Cmon man, theres a bunch of variety. This reads like the comment of somebody who doesnt play AAA games.
I say that is more with Ubisoft games. They just advertise an experience while trying to make something that seems realistic the most casual experience ever. In the end you end up with something that looks dull instead of either fun and having you want to engage in the game as well as something that just falls flat for people who want realism. I swear Ubisoft is like the master at this it's so fucking weird. Look at a game like ARMA and you get the realism feel 100% despite some of the gameplay clunkiness. You see Just Cause 2 or Hitman and you get the full on fun action game. Hitman does look realistic but it at least throws in some fun and does a good job at not being completely dull looking or feeling when you play.
cheltie I fucking love you for these videos
The way he describes his relationship with the Far Cry series is the epitome of otter hates watermelon it's eating continues to eat watermelon
11:29 What are the odds that Battlefield 2042 and Far Cry have the same parachute bug and they're prevalent at the same time.
21:04 he got scared LMFAOOOO
I love how Ubisoft made the same game twice again since Far Cry 3 ,which was the last good one. Then they received feedback that the games are literally all the same game and instead of making a new game, they made the clone that is closest to Far Cry 3 yet. Ubisoft is just a circus, no wonder the game fits the Clown985
I found “Clown985” unreasonably and unexplainably hilarious. This fandom has ruined my sense of humour. Or elevated it beyond my own comprehension. Shit.
“What am I taping?”
900k Andy. Top 100 Andy.
32:39 he gets air because he has an Ubisoft membership
Yes man!
Okay....im early...I havent watched the video, i only have like a couple miuntes to make a comment before it gets buried. Okay here i go...
INSANE streamer does HARD DRUGS and EATS ROCKS while playing far cry 6 with HOSTAGE.
Here's how YOU can gain all Far Cry 6 CONTENT for $15 and not end up like a certain STREAMER who paid $60 ($80 CANADIAN FUCKING WHY?!?!?!?!?! ok calm down popo129) for only HALF of the experience.
Jerma is so cool
Anyone know when the puppy parts are?
I think the railing was because that machine gun was meant for shooting at helicopters.
And if the dog doesn't want to bark?
honest to god thought this was just the far cry 5 stream
where is the thumbnail!? >:(
I kind of agree with jermas echo location thing, except i dont do it with sniffing. I usually do it with coughing or clearing my throat.
you know how people always say to not let your feet slide, the way i do it, i let my feet slide as i approach a room so that people are informed, it makes a lot of noise
jerma 985 in the 98th place
38:14 if you press the right arrow key or double tap the right side of your phone at this exact moment it's a perfect cut.
Jerma *98* 5 🤣
Far cry 6/10
Is Herman wearing a back brace or something that makes his voice sound so strained?
Ah yes overwatch, my favorite moba
How the fuck does this game have so many bugs. IT'S THE SAME GAME EVERY TIME.
28:40