I DRAW what AI 'Smart Assistants' tell me to... *Hilarious!!*
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“You’re a smartarse”
“Apologies, I don’t understand”
[ KETCHUP SONG INTENSIFIES ]
That killed me
fable lollllllll
I haven’t watched this fully, but I’m hoping it’s the one I’m thinking of...
EDIT: OMG IT WAS 😂 the Just Dance for this song was the only one I was ever any good at so I just always did that one
Aserejé
Ja
De je
Dejebe tu de jebere sebiunouba majabi an de bugui an de buididipí
I love the ketchup song, so to me, that was hilarious
I like how he took his anger out on Cortana, despite her giving the most clear answers to his questions.
Sarru You like that...
it's like how boomers take out anger on their wife's!
@@philscott1445 Odd how it's specific to boomers yet every generation has the problem :)
Super Girl it’s called a stereotype.
@@philscott1445 I realize that.
Hey Jazza, what happened to Cortana…?
Jazza: I’m afraid I don’t understand. *starts playing music*
PFFT-
I read this pffft right as Callie played the pppppffffft party sound
Underrated comment
Lol
Cortana is expendable and the others really did a number on jazzas wallet so ✌️
"Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour" comment I nearly completely lost it. Too funny
"i didn't understand that"
"i didn't understand that."
"I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT."
*"I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT"*
"I understand you loud and clear! :Dd"
omg this is the most likes I've ever had, thank y'all so much!!
i d i d n t u n d e r s t a n d t h a t
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For some reason, I imagined the angry American Chopper meme while reading this comment!
":Dd" "edited"
Cortana's answers are so sad.
"Why are you so useless?" "Words fail me" she wants to help and knows she struggles. But she hoped she could keep her head down and do her nest. But now she's been attacked and has no words to defend herself.
"How would you describe your personality" "I thought you never ask, so I haven't thought about it" She doesn't allocate any of her time to herself and lives just to serve Jazza. She deserves her own life but she isn't brave enough to take it.
GREAT NOW I FEEL GUILTY lol
Is this some sort of sad korean drama lmfao
Yay! My life in a nutshell!
Ask her about Clippy tho
BUT its dead now
So quick story about AI assistants: Once with a guy who was trying to get an answer out of Cortana... she wasn't answering him like he wanted to he yelled at her... her response: "One of us needs to take a breathe and one of us doesn't have lungs." 😆😆😆
Cortana's my favourite!!🤣
amy starting to ask jazza about "moral dilemmas" to avoid answering questions is top notch
'i thought you'd never ask... so i never thought about it.'
BEST. RESPONSE. EVER.
Ok I would like this comment but it has 420 likes and I don’t want to ruin it
tbh me tho
Yesssss
Lmao
I'm sorry I had to ruin the 666 likes xd
"Today, on WITHOUT CONTEXT, we recorded a man destroying a phone while yelling "WHAT THE COW SAYS"
All I can think of is your profile pic sitting in the news studio and saying this on the TV 🤣
Yep
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!?! *smash smash smash!*
Eeeeeeeaaaaaaaahh
I died when reading this comment 🤣🤣
“Callie I need some positive reinforcement here”
“Here is a tip to help you, surround yourself by happy people”
Literally Jazza: *surrounded by AI that’s driving him insane*
I love that Jazza's Australlian accent gets stronger when he's angry.
"If I had eyes, I'd want them to be sparkly" is actually a really cute answer
Sure
If you’ve got no eyes
It’s a “cute” answer until you realise that google are tax dodging scumbags
“So sparkly that the sparkles fly out of my eyes and kill you.”
Google was pretty straight forward.
"Hey Courtney, how would you describe your personality?"
"I thought you'd never ask... So, I never thought about it."
o.o
HahaPoint
I blatantly screamed inside the house at 1 AM when I heard that 🤣
Ali Devrim OGUZ, OMG, I KNOW RIGHT?
Its cortana not courtney
Grr8CJ - did you watch the video 😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA
Jazza smashing Courtney with a hammer screaming "WHAT DOES THE COW SAY!?" had me laughing to the point of pain.
He had 0Mercy on CortanaCortana
Jazza to Cali: "Have you ever killed anyone?"
Jazza to Cortana: *Obliterates out of existence*
I asked google what I should draw and she said to, “draw a dinosaur on vacation in Hawaii.”
But I liked your way better
That's the kind of thing I was expecting here lol
David Covelli Alexa said imagine if the gravity suddenly stopped working in your house, and draw that. 😂
Alexa said to draw what wind would look like if we could see it
HTG // HaydenTheGamer woah that’s why Alexa’s better
same
this guy has the whole government in his house
All of them.
Yes all of the governments
uhhhhhhhhh....
F.B.I
Can you explain why your robots have the same mental capacity as one of jazza’s sheets of paper?
Hahahahahaha this comment got me immediately! Well played.
Jazzy: puts up middle finger and say do you understand this
John: i understand you loud and clear
He is like a little kid getting lured everytime by amy into weird conversations😂
Can you imagine being his neighbor and hearing him scream, "what does a cow say?!?!" as he's hitting the ground with a rubber mallet? Lmfao
Kate Bolling, especially since he says “what’s you favourite colour” as well, and those are both things you’d say to a child, followed by smashing of a hammer, surprised the police weren’t called.
Lmao gosh
They're probably used to his antics by now
*”GOOGLE! YOU’RE SELLING SH•T TO ME IMMEDIATELY?!”*
- yeah that sounds about right. 🤣
Crazy Sauce very good!😂
Crazy Sauce facts
Lol
My interpretations of the ai’s:
Siri: clueless blondie, a bit dull
Alexa: miss know-it-all
Google: straight up serial killer, good distraction techniques and killer charisma
Cortana: booooooommmerrrr
The other one: everyone forgot about this one don’t deny it
as someone named alexa I have to disagree
By the other one, do you mean Bixby?
I read this about a minute after watching the video, and I will admit I forgot it was called 'Bixby' until I checked the replies. So yeah, accurate XD
This was one of the funniest episodes ever. I was lmao the entire time. 🤣
The end had me crying laughing, what's the cow say, as he's smashing it with a rubber mallet. Absolutely hilarious
Jazza: Ok google-
Google: YOU ARE ELIGIBLE TO A SUBSCRIPTION
Geeky Warrior ok google is the new ok boomer
just google doing google stuff
I like Cali's personality the best but Courtney definitely had the most interesting comeback with her Mars obsession... it's just too bad Jazza has suppresed murderous tendencies...
Lol I don't know if they are that suppressed. He sure takes care of the lawn mowing neighbors...
Nah man he just takes there ketchup
@@tin0thy that'll show them lol
Lol
Hahaha
The Assistants in a nutshell
Jon: "I dunno"
Mimi: Idk but here's my opinion
Amy: "Don't ask me but would you like to know the most random thing ever
Callie: "Just comply or he will sue me"
Courtney: "No one likes me but why"
This was amazing! And yeah, Alexa wears your patience quickly. It really is like banging your head on a wall with her. The kid-proof version of Alexa is PERFECT for babysitters because she *does not stop talking* until you tell her to and she can take a beating (something necessary when toddlers get involved) Pre-covid, I would bring mine and keep the kiddos entertained while I was making dinner. Did it work? Yes. Did it make me wanna chuck it at a brick wall when they repeatedly asked for fart noises? Also yes. But hey, you win some, you lose some. (…as Cortana learned 👀)
I just asked Alexa "Alexa, give me a drawing prompt" and she did "imaging the gravity stopped working in your house, and draw that." so its definitely possible
I just asked Google and got 'try drawing a dinosaur on vacation in Hawaii'
I asked what should I draw and it worked too
“I understand you loud and clear” GOT ME DYING
😂😂😂💯
YES!!
💯
BRO SAME
Lmfao same
8:00 This is the best ultimate video LOL
"Are you ready for today's moral dilemma?" 10:10
7:53
"Hey John,do you like my drawing?"
"I didn't understand that."
"Hey John,did you like what I made?"
"I didn't understand that."
"Hey John,I want you to make me feel good."
"I didn't understand that."
"Hey Jon,do you understand this?" *flips John off*
"I understand you loud and clear"
That's a Bayonetta trick
somewhat_toasty LOL
somewhat_toasty I chocked on my Nutella from that
13:41
Jazza: "Hey Callie, you're a smart ass"
Callie: "Apologies, I don't understand"
*plays Aserejé by Las Ketchup*
Haha that was funny 😂
My favourite part!
That takes me back to singing the lyrics horribly wrong as a kid. "I said a hey, a hah, a hey..."
That was hilarious.
That's what it is! I remembered it from Just Dance but I couldn't remember what it was
I’m literally crying, this is Hilarious. Thank you for enduring all of that frustration, this brightened my day immensely. ❤️
This video was way funnier than it needed to be. Man I just kept laughing. Too funny 😂😂😂 Jazza definitely needed that at the end lol
Jazza: "Hey Callie, have you ever killed anyone?"
Google Home: "Apologies, I don't understand"
Google Home: *plays minecraft soundtrack*
It's actually no the minecraft soundtrack, it's the song hold on by chord over street
Edit: didn't mean to be rude just letting you know....
@@Y0URD4RL1NG I'm aware lol, I was only making a joke because it sounded like it haha. But thank you for another song title to put in the memory bank!
I literally tried this after he did and I got the same response, minus the music. I only have google on my phone, though, so 🤷🏻♀️
@@danielle355 Lucky you, I have both OK Google and Bixby on my phone... just in case one assistant isn't enough, I guess. I don't use either of them, but they are there by default, lol.
@@Y0URD4RL1NG r/woooosh
"Hey Callie, you're a smart ass"
Callie: *ketchup song.*
It was meent for Jazza to ... catch up to her intelligence.. ba dum ts
My real name Callie,I love ketchup
Mira lo que se avecina a la vuelta de la esquina... :V
*you're
Came here to search for this comment 🙌
Imagine driving by and seeing a guy smashing a phone and screaming “WHAT DOES THE COW SAY????”
The way you looked at the camera and said “she likes me” and then smiled made me laugh so hard
Jazza: "Do you understand this?" (Flips off)
John: "I read you loud and clear."
Killed me there, also because I'm named John.
Rip
RIP same here 😂🤣
Lmao
三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗthat was *hilarious*
@@strypebyte8134 Hey, thanks for the notice!
Oh! And thanks for the stupid ton of likes!
Cortana: _The only assistant with an actual established avatar..._
Jazza: Here's Courtney
I like how she has the same name as the AI from Halo. ^_^
Courtney’s response about his drawing was bloody good 😂
I like how it’s come full circle, that we can now give an AI written prompts and it can come up with incredible original artwork
„Do you understand this?”
*middle finger*
„I understand you loud and clear.”
Well damn. First he was trolling you and now he is planning world's domination.
His cover up about his favorite movie being about machines working with humans seems to be falling apart.
Alternative Title: Jazza draws with his friends.
Hopefully not *only* friends
Jazza draws with his “friends”
•-• I don’t want to have this argument again...
Not after last time
Thinks, goes •-• and punches wall for no reason then yells “ Yeeeeeeeeeeeeett” for no reason and runs away
I won
Jazza made me cry in laughter when he destroyed Cortana
I find this way funnier then I should, but that last bit where you just kill Cortana and then insult them was just- mWaH 🤣
*“I know what the cow says”*
Jazza: *[angry Aussie noises]*
c a s s a n d r A A. . Nice Pfp Danganrompa 2
Hunter Lasiak
Yes
*Mallet has entered the chat*
Puhuhu Are you brazillian or latina? puhuhu
Amy/Alexa: "I like ultraviolet. It glows with everything."
I could tell she has a great personality.
“I understand you loud and clear” had me dying 😂😂😂
THIS IS ONE OF JAZZA’S FUNNIEST VIDEOS, IVE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES
5:47
I thought the music was edited in and when I realized that it wasn't I actually laughed so hard I started crying
Yeah i think that was everyone lol
Did you actually cry tho?
JoeMakaFloe yes 😂
SAME LMAO
Crystal Marie the best part was I acc knew the song that was playing 😂
You should have asked Alexa “What should I draw” she actually has good prompts.
Ooh i just tried it with google assistant. She gives prompts too
Not Siri lmao
Aiden Production yes
she told me draw shapes and patterns 😭😭
you should draw a naruto charecter and make it your own
17:00 OMG I'M DYING 🤣😭
It also reminded me that earlier someone though their calculator at a wall and I thought it was a phone haha
Can we get an updated version of this? Love this concept. So frikin funny 😂💕🤖
Google: “If I had a nickname, I’d want it to be as cool as Calvin Broadus’s alias.”
Jazza: “Calvin Broadu..Cal..Call..Callie”
Me: “Snoop Dogg..Google wants you to call her Snoop Dogg” 🤦🏻♀️😂
Danielle Cantrell, lol
Danielle Cantrell I totally was screaming that too.
Hi i make animations
@@AkariInsko 🆗️🆒️
Danielle Cantrell I wrote something similar cause I didn’t read the comments..lol
Jazza, a couple of years ago : “I dont have any friends”
Jazza, a week ago : “I still dont have any friends”
Jazza, today : “I jUsT BoUgHt MySeLf 5 nEw fRiEnDs”
Jazza, at the end of the day : “I killed one of my new friend”
🤣
Giovanna Fransesca omg yes
XD
Maybe thats why he doesn't have any friends🤣
Of all the comments, yours made me laugh the hardest.
Nicole Ludwig awe thanks 🤣🤣🤣
I’m 7 minutes in and I’m SO glad I kept my Cortana updated at all times 🤣 I never pressed a button to talk to her and I actually loved her! Cortana and Google are my 2 favorite assistants.
“I enjoy contemplating the complexity of the universe, and its fun to think of penuins too,” John 2020
"Cortana, why are you useless?"
"Words fail me."
Yeah, that's kind-of a critical thing to fail at, since we speak with "WORDS".
she didn't fail words, words failed her
We don’t always speak with words, often people communicate with actions or like how artist talk with what they make
i hear "the world fails me"
Jesus dude,not everyone has to talk.
Did she say “I like ultraviolet, it glows with everything”.
Leslie Tyler yeah
Leslie Tyler yeah
Leslie Tyler yeah
Leslie Tyler yeah
Leslie Tyler yeah
Oh my goodness now I wanna do this challenge where I draw non-living things as humans!! This is so creative and I love his interactions with his AI assistants!! I didn't even expect the video to be this funny and wholesome!! Also. HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY TO GET ALL THE ASSISTANT???
did you know that if you ask alexa whoo her crush is, she will say R2D2
also 11:10 is the most hilarious thing that alexa said
“Have you killed anyone?”
“I’m sorry I don’t know. **STARTS PLAYING MINECRAFT MUSIC**
edit: I feel like I have to do this now. I know, it’s “hold on” by Chord Overstreet. Just take the joke okay?
i was so confused 😂
*screeching enderman noises play*
Your pfp is scary XD
That’s not minecraft music it called hold on
That was a song called hold on
Jazza: It has occurred to me that this may have activated some of your ai smart assistants...
*my Alexa who has started playing a Christmas playlist and turned my LED lights to red so I can’t see a thing*
Me: yup
Derpy Dave wow
Michał Kasprzak pretty much 😂
Yup. My Google home says hi. We muted her microphone
My google started telling me jokes
Hahaha this is the best comment
His neighbour when he came out and smashed his phone be like: *what in the world is wrong with that man*
This video was quite emotional for me. Hilarious, a tad scary, and I was sad bc I really liked Courtney's responses. She seemed less ai and more human in answers. Goofy answers but still more human & less machine. 😁
5:49, Took me a minute to realize jazza also heard that music. I just assumed he put that music in post
Same.
Fibless same
Jazza: Have you ever killed someone
Google: I don’t understand... *Plays. Music*
Lol
jazzy *jazza
**Jazza**
Hold On (By Chord Overstreet I think)
P.s. This is my mom’s account
someone arrest that woman! She's flipping dangerous!
7:48 strong emotions there...
"I go, you stay... No following."
Man, that was a great movie to grow up to.
Kally "I don't understand"
*plays random music*
I hadn't watched your videos in like a year and then was like huh what's he up to... Turns out he was smashing phones and screaming WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR!!?!1!?
I missed you ❤
It's quite odd to see one's slow decline to madness!
16:22 - 16:35 it made me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jazza hi
“Hey Cali, you’re a smart arse”
“ *sorry I don’t understand* ” **latin music intensifies**
MallBRATgirl_300 I laughed-
MallBRATgirl_300 That’s the Ketchup song.
Aserejé, ja, de je
Now I need to dance to it 😂
That was the ketchup song
4:48 lmao, omg I could not stop rewatching this!
"hey john, what's your favorite past time?"
(sternly) " *IT'S 12:56 PM.* "
Jazza: “Hey Kali, you’re a smartass”
Kali: “Apologies, I don’t understand”
_* _*_Blasts Ketchup song_*_ *_
Honestly, for me this was the best part
Me too!
This part made me lol.
I read this as it was playing!!!
Alpha Cat Callie*
Oh wait, they’re both pronounced the same, nvm…
"Do you like my drawing?"
"I'm not sure, but I know what the cow says."
Cow: "Boo!"
Smooth.
What cows do you know??😂
I thought... I thought they say moo
@@Vic-kt6oy In Dutch it's 'boe'. It's kinda funny how animals say different things in different languages even though they sound exactly the same... Like dogs saying "bau bau" in Bulgarian, "Wang Wang" in Mandarin and "waf waf" in Dutch 🤷🏼♂️
@@christinakohl6111 Highly judgemental ones apparently.
@@varflock9777 right? I'm sure that milk is already sour when it comes out😆
Shows just how 'useful' these assistants really are! I liked the drawings and enjoyed watching them being made. Fave was probably the portraits.
“I’m going slowly insane” uhh. Jazza. As a person with a doctorate in psychology ……. That wasn’t slowly. 😂
Jazza: Asks John if he liked his drawing
John: I didn't understand that
Jazza: (shows John middle finger)
John: I understand you loud and clear
That was priceless.
I’ve been crying for 10 minutes because of that lmao 😂
I scrolled to find this just to make sure I wouldn’t have to write it myself 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for puting that back in my head now when i go to sleep thats the only thing im going to be thinking about
i didn't know you repeating the funny part of a video gives you L I K E S
Cortana: Gives the best answers to Jazza’s questions
Jazza: BeAtS hEr Up WiTh A mAlLeT
Emily Krey not a sledge hammer u dum dum
Cortana*
That was actually a rubber mallet commonly called a dead blow to those who use them.
Sie Ehm Be Actually a dead blow mallet is filled with sand. The sand stops the mallet from bouncing, while a normal rubber mallet bounces back.
@@crownedcapybara133 You call them a dumb dumb, meanwhile you can't spell 'dumb' and you didn't even spell out the entire word of 'you'
Google , have you killed anyone ? That got me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?! WHATS A COW SAY!?" lol🤣 you feel better lol that was great
“WhAT’s YA FavoRiTE cOLouR!?”
“WHaT’s A cOw SAy?!”
-Jazza 2020
Moo as in boo, Cortana basically said his drawing sucks "moo=boo"
I've been laughing at that for like 2 minutes straight.
I'm dying right now from laughter! That part was hilarious
"How did that feel . . . bitch?"
The delayed "bitch" was unexpected and hilarious.
🤣
8:49 "sorry Dave but you haven't paid your apple subscription" lol
I like Mimi's design the most, she's quite cute and I like how she looks both shy and confident at the same time, which matches her personality I think. Calli I think is the one who had the best personality, she's cheerful, funny and a bit cheeky. Also, I feel like Amy is suffering from partial deafness but tries to hide it by taking over the conversation.
“I think she likes me...”
Jazza’s wife: u wot?
POV: you’re outside enjoying a nice day when you hear “WHAT DOES THE COW SAY!? WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!”
And then that famous UA-camr with over 5 million subs next door just smashing apart a Windows phone xD
I would probably start laughing lmao😂
Not only do you hear this, but you hear it being _shouted_ in a _serious, angry_ tone of voice .
LMFAO
Hahahaha
No one:
Me: **dying at his conversation with ‘Amy’**
"What's your favorite color?"
"ultra-violet, it glows with everything." 4:44
I'm deceased
honey, neighbour is shouting "what did the cow say" at a phone again
Wait... _again_ ?
yeah should we call the mental hospital? (Again)
Laughed at video but seeing it written out like that, I had to put my head in my pillow cos I was laughing so much I didn't want to wake my child
🤣🤣🤣
Jazzy: “Hey John, what’s your favourite pastime?”
John: “It’s 12:56PM.”
Spot on with the visual representation of each device, so much talent!
My son & often quote “what’s your favourite colour? What does that cow say?” 😂 Definitely your most defining catchphrase! 😁
"Hey John, do you understand this🖕. I understand you loud and clear." Gets me every time😂😂😂
16:20 I’m dying!! 😂 “WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR!?!” “WHATS THE COW SAY!!?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i legit thought i was gonna piss myself laughing the first time i saw that
😂😂😂
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I lost it when "John" answered and gave the time. Too funny.
Alternative title: The smart assistants drive Jazza crazy for seventeen minutes and fifty one seconds